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ahoy u scallywags! baton down the hatches and lets get dickered and pretend to cook m80! ARRRrrrr

this thread is for anyone to post a cook-along, bake-along, drink-along, pickle-along or OC food/drink pics, post your meals or what ever if you dont want to make or use another thread

last thread >>9367053

>shiver me timbers

>> No.9419092
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going to straighten muh kitchen brb

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>> No.9419176

Here's that bread pudding that I made with old bread I made. People were saying it wasn't sweet enough, but I found it to be enough. Also, made a vanilla sauce that was really sweet and made up for the seemingly lack of in the bread pudding. Wasn't sure how long I would heat it up to thicken without scrambling the egg in it. First try doing this, so we'll see how it goes next time.

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>>9419176
Forgot pic.

>> No.9419187

>>9419180

Some bread I tried that wasn't no-knead for once. Need a lame for scoring. Brushed with olive oil to make seeds stick. Very heavy bread, no crumb shot. Family really liked it.

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>>9419187
Sorry. I'm retarded.

>> No.9419193

>>9419092
Patti what are you doing with that lime you're a kitter you don't want that put that down

>> No.9419209
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Yukon gold slices on bottom, then frozen turkey burger (ground beef went bad), onions on top/bottom of burger, carrots around, pat of butter with some garlic.

Drizzled olive oil, salt/pepper, and montreal steak seasoning.

Wrap in foil and hour at 375 degrees.

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>>9419209

After. It had lots of drippings and meat was tender.

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>>9419212

Also made dinner rolls. Meant to use semolina on bottom but grabbed corn meal by accident. Little sweetness on rolls was a pleasant surprise. Good dipped in the drippings or with butter.

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>>9419221

Last one. Simple but time consuming. Pain in the ass to dredge in corn starch but it came out so crunchy that I wanted to share. Marinated in garlic/ginger/soy sauce. Tried to make glaze out of the leftover but it came out fine in everything but taste. Used bottle Tso sauce instead.

>> No.9419248

was that vacuum sealer thing worth buying op?

>> No.9419289
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>>9419180
>>9419176
looks good m8, i used to work at a diner and the bread pudding was dank, theyd serve it warm and drissle some kind of warm butter sauce on top, was straight beetus, ive lost 100 lbs since i quit that job

>>9419193
lol shes obviously very athletic

>>9419231
ive never had tofu but id try this with some dippin sauce

>>9419212
>>9419209
this would be a good hobo pouch for camping

>>9419248
100% m8, it has helped me become way more efficient with grocery shopping and I rarely waste meat anymore, just gotta be on point with the bag rolls cuz they arent cheap, during the hurricane I vac sealed my phone when i needed to go outside

some ghetto breakfast tacos i mad last night cuz i was tired

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made some super cute mini-boules as an experiment today using a poolish i mixed up last night. turned out really well! cooked up a nice light quinoa kale white bean soup with lemon and ginger to have along with the bread.

>> No.9419387

>>9419231
looks good, did you pan fry them after dredging?

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ok gonna shank this tater up and put some oil and salt on it and pop it in the oven

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fried shramp platter is the plan, gonna clean and butterfly these

>> No.9419719

>>9419085
>still got that damn dirty poo-paws animal on the counter
100%disgusting.jpg

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makin shrimp dippers

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>>9419381
R U S T I C
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I
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would eat m8

https://youtu.be/eAW3y5l6Dm4

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>> No.9420194

>>9420189
I deep fry food for a living so I'm pretty over it, but goddamn would I smash some of those shrimp

>> No.9420197

>>9420194
fag

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>> No.9420338

someone's making a big boy po boy

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>>9420338
naw i should do that tho

>> No.9420879

>>9420354
I want to visit and have you cook for me while I pet your cat.

>> No.9422237

>>9419231
this looks good

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>>9419381
Fuuuuuck man, that is some nice looking bread.

>>9419085
Back again from not posting for... quite a while. A month almost? Not since my rabbit dish anyway. Nothing too exciting to show right now, work was crazy the past few weeks, but I did do a bit of stuff, including these toasted barley yoghurt gnocchi- take barley flour, dry-roast it in the oven until it's a little toasted, and make gnocchi out of it using homemade greek yoghurt hung for 4 days, egg yolk, and beaufort d'alpage cheese. Finished these off with some charred cherry tomatoes, confit fennel, and caramelized shallots.

I've also got two bigger project dishes in the works that I should be able to post in the coming week- one using lamb loin and lamb neck from a local farm, the other using one of the absolute treasures of this end-of-summer season: lobster mushrooms. Probably pairing the latter with lightly salt-cured peaches, summer squash, and a few other odds and ends.

>> No.9422485

>>9419387

Yeah it was pan-fried. Had to keep flipping em.

>>9419289
Hobo dinner is what I got from a boy scout/camping video. Should really try tofu, it's cheap with a long shelf-life. You always making tacos, never really had any before.

>>9419381
Saw your post in the yeast water flour salt thread. That book worth buying? Looks like good bread.

>>9420354
Nice shramp. Gotta try brussel sprouts sometimes. You seem addicted.

>> No.9423333

>>9422335
These sound really interesting.

>> No.9424351

>>9419190
id make a giant grilled cheese

>> No.9424367

>>9422335
I hate those things so much lol.

>> No.9425979
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Sry y'all but my router broke so posting is a bit annoying right now

Please accept this rare brushy brushy Patti, my 'pologies

>> No.9425988

hi op i love your threads and i like your cats

thanks

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It's not cooking but today was my first try in years to make my own bread. Nothing complicated, just a small loaf of white bread.
Pretty happy with the results, will do that more often.
>also tips from the baking gods posting here are welcome

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>>9426675
and the crumb shot...

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Made this for a qt the other day. She seemed to like it. Thoughts?

>> No.9426701

>>9426685
The products and combo looks pretty good, but the presentation deserves some attention.
You turned A grade ingredients into a hobo dinner looking plate.

>> No.9426712

>>9426685
I'd eat it lad. Recipe? Did you smash?

>> No.9426715

>>9426701
imagine the cheeto dust on this guys fingers

>> No.9426746

>>9426680
looks pretty dense

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>>9419085
Here's an oc of the cheese I made the other day. Any other professional food makers here? What do you like/dislike about working /ck/ related jobs?

>> No.9426787

>>9426746
yeah, but the taste was actually pretty good.
I will try it again tomorrow and apply what I learned today...
>knead it longer
>let it rest for at least 60min instead of just 45min

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9427351

Made some pizza.

6 oz water
1.5 cup flour
1 tsp salt
1 tsp instant yeast
1 tsp olive oil

No-knead, proof 1.5 hours, cooked at 450 for around 10 minutes.

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>>9427351

But the one in the pie dish stuck. I only put semolina flour to coat it. Worked the pizza pan but not the pie pan. I salvaged what I could.

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>>9427360

This is actually the bottom of the failure one. Came out darker, probably because metal is thinner. Throwing out the pan, should buy a new one anyways.

>>9426680
Cute loaf, anon. Weird cutting board though.

>>9422335
Gonna try making gnocchi soon, but no where near as complex as yours.

>>9426781
Looks like cauliflower.

>> No.9427459

>>9427360
They still look pretty good. would eat.
Reminds me that I have to buy a new pizza pan or stone.

>>9427369
Thanks buddy.
Oh well the board is a typical swiss/german bread cutting board.

>> No.9427560

>>9427459

I'll get a stone eventually. I don't even have a rolling pin.

It's a weird cutting board to me. Looks like it doubles as a cooling rack or would drain a roast really well.

>> No.9427591

>>9427560
I loved mine but cracked it after 3 years. Would put it as a 100% worth it investment if you love to make your own Pizza.

>Looks like it doubles as a cooling rack or would drain a roast really well.

It does work as a cooling rack, but the design comes from a time of need where every last bread crump that flew off while cutting bread was worth collecting to reuse.

>> No.9427889

>>9426701
I tried to make it look fancy. Im not very good at plating. I don't think it's hobo tier though, that's just ridiculous.

>> No.9428341

>>9427369
Gnocchi are super easy and weirdly impressive to people for some reason. Like, they're easy enough that I've literally never used a recipe to make them.

For potato gnocchi, peel some russet potatoes and boil until quite tender, then strain and return to the empty pot for a minute or two to steam dry. Then either very finely mash or, ideally, run through a food mill. Mix in a few egg yolks, some parmesan, and then gradually add enough flour that it holds together as a soft dough, trying to work it as little as possible. Roll into logs, cut into individual gnocchi, and roll down the back of a fork to get the grooves.

For ricotta type gnocchi, like mine are, hang some ricotta (or thick yoghurt, in my case) in cheesecloth in the fridge at least overnight. Mix in a couple egg yolks, whatever flavoring, and then gradually add in flour, again trying to work it as little as possible, until you get a soft but workable dough.

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That egg is almost completely round, totes normal

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Making some tendies, I'm phone posting pls shame me

>> No.9428558

>>9428516
Hey OP, love your stuff as always. Last thread I asked about thick tortilla chips that I like to get from a restaurant because I noticed you were frying your own. Turns out, they're just fucking flour tortillas. I deep fry them for about 1.5 to 2 minutes at 350F and flip halfway. You should give them a try, incredibly different from the corn tortillas.

I made a large batch and ended up having a lot leftover. They reheat in the oven extremely well and maintain dat thicc crisp. I can't believe I've been sticking to corn tortilla chips all my life for nachos.

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Tada!

>> No.9429074

>>9428893
What are the sauces to the left of the plate? Hot sauce and ranch, syrup and butter?

>> No.9429095

>>9419085
Your cat is a zen master

>> No.9429104

>>9419212
those look so sad. why would you wrap it all together? burgers should be browned and crispy

>> No.9429913

>>9429104

It doesn't have to look nice. It's literally called hobo's dinner. Meat was tender and flavorful. They're originally wrapped in foil to be put under the coals of a campfire. I just recreated the effect in the oven. Foil traps moisture in. Not going to sear them before cooking.

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Had a few friends over and made some Burgers. Worth it and I have more pics but don't want to shit up the thread with another burger.

>>9428893
Well done lad. Also what's the black sauce?

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>>9429095
:)

>>9429074
one is buttermilk ranch with franks in it, other is dark maple syrup

>>9430419
that looks really good m8, its just maple syrup

>> No.9430501

>>9430419
rest of the pics here including making my own buns and a crumb shot for the baking bros.
https://imgur.com/a/HQdN6

>>9430447
Thanks. Oh well my baking skills still need some work otherwise I'm happy with the result.
>its just maple syrup
Why do things have to be so simple and fitting? I fully expected some secret special sauce lol.

>> No.9431201

I want cats in my life right meow

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>>9430419
10/10 proportions

>> No.9431486

>>9425979
:3 omg so cute thank u

>> No.9432237

>>9425979
I hope that's an unused toilet brush.

>> No.9432636

>>9419085
i like your cat. please keep taking photos.

>> No.9432639

>>9430419
looks like shit bacon tho. great cook using poor ingredients, sad!

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I'm making cucumber soup.

>> No.9432983

>>9432780
Turned out mediocre desu but still edible. Looks crappy on the pics though, so not gonna post it.

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Making stir fry

Got the garlic and ginger chopped

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Veggies are next

>>9433246

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>>9433262
Veggies chopped, time for chicken prep

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>>9433288
Rice is going

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>>9433289
The man is preparing the chicken, I'm doing the sauce

>> No.9433310

>>9433296
Sauce is chicken broth with soysause and crushed red pepper
Chicken is cubed
Time to cook

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>>9433310
Forgot the picture

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>>9433313
Pulling out the flavors

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>>9433320
The chicken is in

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>>9433330
Pulled some sauce out and added cornstarch for when we thicken latter

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>>9433351
I need to invest in a wok

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>>9433373
Veggies in

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>>9433387
Rice is done and stirred
Letting it steam off

>> No.9433472

>>9433466
Pan one is thickned, 2nd one is almost there

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>>9433472
Forgot the picture again

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>>9433481
Turned out great and we have food for the week

>> No.9433495

>>9427360
>>9427351
overnight refrigerator proof next time

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>>9428893

That chicken looks good. What do you do with the oil? Just leave it in the pot?

>>9433481

That's alotta food.

>>9427591

No crumb will be wasted for this one. Brot ist mein liebling Essen. Sorry if my German is shit.

>> No.9433513

>>9419212

>soggy burgers
>cooking all the bacteria from the turkey into the vegetables

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>>9433373
I bought a country pan for the same reason. It's a bit of a mix between a wok and a skillet. It works a bit better on a non-gas stove than a wok, but it offers some more space to work with.

>> No.9435144

>>9431219
kek, I didn't aim for that but hey thats cool.

>>9432639
I'm from Switzerland and that's the bacon I can get. It tastes good so who cares.

>>9433496
nice loaf. I will try my baking luck again tomorrow.

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i did a thing

>> No.9435258

>>9435248
some leftoevers

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>>9435258
derp

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>>9435265
fuck, some of the scallion bulbs and garlic burned.
oh well

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>>9435272
gimme summa dat green

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>>9435274

>> No.9435290

smelling really good now. im so hungry. time to add some riced cauliflower

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>>9435290
fuck me.
this was pretty good. i think i'll get some pizza.

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>>9435294
for me, it's mushroom flavored dark soy sauce, the best soy sauce.

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>>9435302
almost there

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>>9435316
i think i should have whipped the eggs a little more

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>>9435321
pomf

>> No.9435330

nice

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>>9435329
moneyshot

>> No.9435342
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>>9435335
wish i hadn't added so much sauce, but it was breddy gud.
im glad liquor works for keto.

>> No.9435488
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9435488

Went to a place called Southern Goods

>> No.9435496
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9435496

This is the best cornbread I've ever had

>> No.9435509
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9435509

This was seriously good, recommend this place if you're in Houston

>> No.9437514

>>9435335
>>9435342
very nice

>> No.9437837
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Has OP ever shown himself in one of these threads? How fat is he?

>> No.9439838

>>9433289
anon pls clean the rice cookeru

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9440343

>>9437837
my body is a temple

>> No.9440346
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9440346

mama mia

>> No.9440347

>>9419085
Cooking m80's sounds like really bad idea

>> No.9440383

>>9440343
What kind of sausage is that? Looks seriously amazing.

>> No.9440403

these are all terrible pictures and you dont understand even the most basic concepts of cooking

you cant even cook rice properly, you're a failure and fuck, its really not hard to educate yourself on how to cook, i advise you do so. and if youre going to further attention whore, atleast get a better camera, better lighting

oh god, scrolled some more, you cant even cook a steak right, fucking christ. you suck man.

>> No.9440447

>>9440347
4 u maybe ;^)

>>9440383
it was hot italian sausage, it was pretty good desu was imitating a sandwich i got the other day

>>9440403
capitalization is stupid im with you m8

im dickered and having troubling thoughts, i fear what might be about to happen...

>> No.9440637

>>9440447
>hot italian sausage
But what was it called?

>> No.9440764

>>9440403
I'm suprised that I agree, that rice and lamb looked completely inedible. I bet he can't even fry an egg to look appetising

>> No.9442451

>>9440347
lol

>> No.9442569

>>9420354
holy shit I hate shellfish usually, but that's making my mouth water

>> No.9443259
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9443259

I made pickles today. About to pour the brine

>> No.9443313

>>9443259
What was the brine recipe?

>> No.9443340

>>9443313
1L vinegar
2.5L water
150g salt
500g sugar
Dill
Peppercorns
Horseradish
coriander seeds
Bayleaf

>> No.9443416

>>9443340
Horseradish is fucking great in pickle brine. I commend you, good sir.

>> No.9443430

>>9435248
das a lotta whiskey

>> No.9443445

>>9435321
is that just eggs or did you add cream or something?

>> No.9443453

>>9435342
what was the sauce?

>> No.9443518

>>9426781
what kind of cheese is that? what is it floating in? how do you make it?

>> No.9444622

>>9443416
Yeah i forgot to say horseradish is fresh, julianed and not the "sauce" type. I never buy the grated sauce thingny, forgot to mention that i buy it fresh and cut the root into matchsticks and put it between the cucumbers

>> No.9445105

>>9444622
nice

>> No.9445134

>>9433330
>>9433481
This severely rustled my asian jimmies.

>> No.9445160

>>9445134
Glad I'm not the only one. Fucking travesty.

>> No.9445245

>>9435335
that looks fucking nice

>> No.9446859
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>>9422335
Did my lobster mushroom today. Lamb is hopefully happening tomorrow- lamb stock is made and some mise en place is happening for that dish tonight.

Lobster mushrooms, for those who haven't seen them, are a really fucking weird mushroom in that they're actually two mushrooms at once- a white mushroom, and then a parasitic orange fungus that grows on the outside of it and warps its shape. The combination of the two is really delicious if you don't think about what it actually is too much.

I braised the mushroom with some butter and some very dry Alsatian Riesling. As lobster mushrooms cook, the liquid that leaches out of them is very strongly orange colored, which I love. Here is one of the sections of mushroom fully cooked and lightly glazed with the reduced braising liquid.

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>>9446859
Very lightly cured some super ripe peaches in a mix of salt, lemon zest, and a little sugar. Pickled some celery leaves, and shaved some beautiful red jalapenos. I also had some absolutely beautiful little yellow summer squashes, which I gently simmered down with some light veg stock, shallots, and a touch of tarragon, then pureed into a nice veloute. Finished with a few drops of meyer lemon juice.

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>>9446866
Finished the dish with a little drizzle of the lobster mushroom braising liquid and some savory granola made from oats, pumpkin seeds, fennel seeds, salt, a touch of honey, and egg white to bind it, then finished with some meyer lemon zest.

Full dish: Riesling braised lobster mushrooms, summer squash veloute, pickled celery leaf, salted peach, shaved chili, savory lemon granola

>> No.9446880

>>9443518
It's a tomme or basic table cheese. It's surrounded by whey but not floating the whey is just drained that low. You make it by taking whole unhomegenized milk adding starter cultures, bring it up to 27°c, add rennet and hold at this temp for≈ an hour. Cut into pea sized curds and drain off roughly a third of whey, bring up to 34°c and hold ten minutes, spray with hot water until 37°c and hold ten minutes. Pack curd into molds, squeeze out whey under some type of pressure until solid rind/wheel forms. Cover in was or soak in salt water brine. Age a minimum of 60 days at roughly 50°f

>> No.9446890

>>9419085
Lol. Your cat looks like an anime.
:)

>> No.9446896

this >>9446866 looks much better than this >>9446868 desu

>> No.9446932

>>9446896
Yeah, plating needs some tweaking for sure. Everything tasted great and I was able to put the whole dish together start to finish in about 30 minutes, which is always good, but still.

>> No.9447173

>>9446859
weird question but as you seem like someone with "good" taste.... I really like the idea of Riesling (to drink) but have never found one that i actually adored... do you have recommendations? or any kinda wine favourites you like to pair with? I ask this only because I really enjoy the look/ideas behind the food you cook and usually mess around in similar waters, but can never really find the right liquid accompaniments.

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9447291

>>9446868
this looks good like always m8, i have a question, do you waste much or any food? I notice you buy a lot of specialty ingredients, are you buying like 1 pepper 1 peach etc or do you find things to do with leftover stuff. I know you try to use things unconventionally, i just tend to waste stuff too much and it bothers me.

heres a very basic bitch burger i made last night i was tired

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9447353

made some carbonara:
- confit Eggyolk in some hot pepper oil for an hour
- 250 gr pancetta
- 2 eggyolks, one eggwhite
- crips of parmesan + Prosciutto
- whole wheat pasta
- finished with black pepper and parmesan

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Made some fried rice with shrimp and homemade char siu. Kung pao chicken as side, disregard the fact that I forgot the peanuts

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9447524

>>9447494
Anyone here know a thing or two about Chinese cookery? Tried my hand at making char siu, came out like this after 1 hour of roasting/ min and half of broiling on both sides after basting.

Sliced pics soon to come

>> No.9447531

>>9433330
Next time do the chicken and veg in smaller batches then combine, unless you were specifically going for a steamed texture it'll never brown before getting overcooked like that. It probably tasted good but could taste even better with proper browning on everything.

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9447535

>>9447524
Sliced, used pork shoulder roast. Couldn't really find a stretched-out cut so I just sliced a roasting cut in half. One chunk missing since I took it out of the oven, it was smaller than the rest

>> No.9447541

>>9447524
I have 20+ years experience eating chinese cookery, your photo is interesting

>> No.9447549

>>9447541
Interesting howso? In a good way I hope

I don't have a vertical oven/hanger so I couldn't really do a fork-style roast. Didn't bother with the maltose glaze they do either.

>> No.9447562

>>9447524
I know how to make chicken fingers/sweet and sour chicken

looking to find out how the hell they make those boneless spare ribs

>> No.9447568

>>9440346
oh man, now I have to make this

>> No.9447715

Why did you go to wal mart instead of HEB this time

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9447755

>>9419085
>only here for rare pattis

>> No.9447989

I've been trying to lose weight, so I'm staying away from all the delicious things, such as literally everything in this thread. My strategy is to not eat lunch, but eat snacks during the day: almonds, yogurt, and hummus with pretzels. I'd post pics of the hummus I made, but a bowl full of beige mush isn't all that interesting. Here's the recipe I've been using (add more garlic than he says to, he's a coward):

https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/hummus-237832

>> No.9448152

>>9447173
Riesling has a pretty huge range of styles, so it's hard to recommend blind. It can also pair with a pretty huge range of foods because it can vary so much. Bone-dry riesling, with lots of green apple/citrus/mineral type flavors, goes great with very light dishes, vegetables, and anything with lots of 'green' flavor to it. Richer dry riesling goes well with delicately flavored but richer dishes, like braised chicken or simple roast pork dishes. Off-dry riesling like german kabinett style goes phenomenally with spicy food you'd usually only pair with beer.

My favorite Rieslings in the world are for sure from Alsace. Austria, Germany, Canada (Okanagan Valley and Vancouver Island) and the US (Finger Lakes) also make some great stuff, but I'm a huge sucker for the complex, rich-but-dry style Alsace does so well. If you can find Trimbach or Zind Humbrecht rieslings around, they're really worth it- really incredible wines.

>>9447291
I waste very little food. I generally buy my produce at the local market so I can buy exactly how much I need, after that it's just a matter of finding uses for any that you do end up with left over. I have a whack of peaches left but they'll probably just end up getting eaten by themselves; if not, I can always make jam, or desserts, or freeze them.

Most things you can work into a variety of dishes, and if not, you can preserve them somehow. The chilies I have left will go into some other dish for sure- stir fry or curry or whatever- but I could also pickle them, or use them to make hot sauce, or smoke/dry them. I used all the lobster mushrooms I bought for the dish- it made two portions, one for me and one for my gf.

Honestly it kind of blows my mind how much food most people toss, and not just because it goes bad- most people throw out the leaves from beets and carrots, for example, which are great in their own right, or the tops from leeks, which are phenomenal for making stock, or the pits from stone fruit.

>> No.9449155

>>9420194
>>9432636
thx m8:)

>>9420338
all my meals are big boy style lol

>>9420879
>>9425988
>>9431201
:)

>>9422335
never had gnochis looks interesting

>>9422485
love comfy camping meals, i plan to do some camping when the weather cools off and ill do a innawoods cook a long, and yes m8 sprouts are my life

>>9426680
noice

>>9426685
looks good hope evrything went according to plan wink wink

>>9426781
interesting never seen that before, I worked as a waiter for 6 years but ive had a non food related job for a while now and Ive learned to like people again

>>9427360
looks decent, I think i might enter the pizza contest but i never made pizza and im still trying to get ahold of my russian hacker friends

>>9428558
interesting, ive tried oven baked flour tortilla chips and wasnt impressed, will give it a try, good lookin out m8

>>9430501
lol id have drizzled it on but i have autismo and certain things shouldnt touch

>>9431486
no prob senpai

>>9432780
>>9432983
was a good effort lol

>>9433489
looks good fella

>>9435342
this looks good i always wanted to try this fancy stuff

>>9442569
is bretty good m8, just get good fresh shramp

>>9443259
might need to try this soon

>>9446890
lol now i want an anime version of her to hang on the fridge

>>9447353
this looks good, might make something similar but not as photogenic if my beef smells funny

>>9447494
dank im getting too hungry now

>>9447524
>>9447535
id like to get good at the vietnamese pork version of this for muh sandwiches

>>9447568
it did not dissapoint m80

>>9447715
was on the way home and i didnt need meat or produce

>>9447755
lol

>>9447989
i was gonna make hummus but i cant find tahini locally so i scrapped the whole damn thing

>>9448152
jelly of your farmer market, if your still in houston id be very interested but im not trying to blow your spot up on 4chins

>> No.9449326
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9449326

making a burger with this funky looking meat, still smells ok

>> No.9449334

>>9449326
fuckin hype

>> No.9449400
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>> No.9449406
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9449406

this is off brand american cheese product, i aint even mad

>> No.9449414

>>9449406
Is it like 7-8am there mate? Why are you making a burger? I mean, I heartily agree with your choices but I'm curious.

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9449434

is a nice 'mato tbqh

>>9449414
its only like 6, but ya im a freak its cool im a professional

https://youtu.be/cNPyW1bwb8E

>> No.9449439
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9449439

made some ghetto elotes stuff

>> No.9449495
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9449495

>>9447353

Dried Beef salad for lunch today

>> No.9449500

>>9449434
I like and respect you

last PBR I had was a 32oz can I believe, I do miss the States

>> No.9449532

>>9449495
>>9447353
Are you making these for someone else, or do you just feed yourself really damn well?

>> No.9449732

>>9449532

eum just for me.
but when I do a BBQ with friends or if a little get together with friends, I'll usually do all the cooking.

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9450746

>>9449495

sous vide "Ardeens" pork roast (ardeens= a little bit pickeld + smoked)

>> No.9450991
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9450991

>>9447494
I like when the rice is a little browned like this. Nice.

>>9450746

What's this covered with? Looks really good.

R8 my brownies. I used a King Arthur Flour recipe on the back of a bag of all-purpose.

>> No.9451001

>>9450991
A splash of dark soy sauce makes fried rice complete IMO, good shit

>> No.9451008

>>9450991
I would fight you for brownie

>> No.9451486

>>9448152
How would you actually use the stone fruit pits, aren't they poisonous?
Boil them down for some kinda fruit stock?

>> No.9451797
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9451797

I can't draw digitally, but this one from google looks like Patti a lil bit

>> No.9453307

>>9450746
interesting

>> No.9453691
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9453691

>>9449500
i can never find huge PBRs

>>9449495
this looks gnar, no idea what that beef is like

>>9451797
:)

gonna try and make a big boy meal

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9453703

gettin all the choppin and what not knocked out

am making thinner chicken strips, im experimenting

>> No.9453835
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9453835

big things happening

>> No.9453884
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9453884

habbening

>> No.9453887
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>> No.9453912
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9453912

ew lala

>> No.9453974
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9453974

Never drew animu
Never drew a cat
But i did this for you OP
Had to find colors from elementary school too xD

>> No.9454066
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9454066

>>9451486
Use them like nuts, they're related to almonds and taste pretty similar. Apricot kernels kinda remind me of marzipan. Some people add them in when they're making jam, or just flaked and toasted they're a nice topping for ice cream and cakes.

They contain amygdalin, which releases cyanide when you digest it, so don't sit there and crack open a dozen of them, but the taste is strong enough that you only wand a small amount anyway.

>> No.9454171

>>9453974
not op but that's a very nice drawing, you are a good person!

>> No.9454194

>>9454171
Thank you!

>> No.9454295

>>9435329
I'm actually pretty impressed

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9454672

>>9453974

>> No.9455247

>>9454672
Thank you!

>> No.9455328

>>9453884
Looks great OP, those potatoes are straight money. Exactly what method do you do for your tendies? Dip in flour, then egg/milk, then flour again? Is the panko just for the onion rings?

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9455790

https://youtu.be/_J5-d4nk18A

>>9453974
imma locate a printer and make this happen :)

>> No.9455837

>>9453912

This meal looks really good. Did you double dredge the Onion Rings?

Is buttermilk essential for your batter? I usually just flour coat, egg, and then panko/breadcrumbs.

>> No.9455857
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9455857

not gonna BS m8, i just winged the onion rings, for thick ones like those i decided to use breadcrumbs, i tossed a tbsp of the tendie flour mix in there, to kind of improvise with what i was using I dipped them in the buttermilk mix and let them sit for a while whilst i did other things, then i tossed them in the flour mix, then buttermilk again, then the bread crumbs, had to be super delicate which is hard for me to keep the breading on

desu my go to is thin onion straws in a batter i did this more out of convenience

>> No.9456284

>>9455857

They look pretty good. I know folk can make onion rings different ways - breading and onion of choice, but these look like ones that should go on a nice burger.

Only problem with stuff like this is that it makes a damned mess. Just made another round of pizza dough. Fucking flour everywhere when I opened a new bag.

Going to take >>9433495 's advice.

>> No.9457442

>>9426685
I DONT LIKE IT

>> No.9457775

>>9453974
nice one m8

>> No.9457881

this that shit ya heard
http://www.downsoundcloud.com/fadermedia/fader-mix-og-ron-c


bout to whip up some wifey material dont worry bout it

>> No.9458027
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9458027

it tastes as good as it looks!

>> No.9458096

>>9458027
What's the pancake?

>> No.9458120

>>9419085
You know you can chill beer right?

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9458140

>>9419085

>> No.9458161

>>9453912
fuck yeah man

>> No.9459500

very nice

>> No.9459620

>>9440346
Is that bacon and jalapenos? Great taste, OP.

>> No.9459847

>>9458096
was just a frozen garlic naan

>>9458120
cold beer is for children m8

>>9458161
:)

>>9459620
was italian hot sausage, jarred garlic maranara, mozz and provalone and some pickled jalepenos, was gonna do grilled onions but we were drunk and my friends kitchen is not well equipped enough to be cutting onions and other extravagant cookery, was good tho

>> No.9460589

>>9440403
post your own cooking then, fuckwad

>> No.9460713

I admire your enthusiasm, OP.

>> No.9460811
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9460811

Gonna try posting the making of my pizza OP-style. Used this recipe. It proofed in fridge for about 24 hours.

http://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/now-or-later-pizza-recipe

>> No.9460815
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9460815

Let it rest 30 minutes and preheat to 450 degrees.

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9460823

Can par-bake it and save them for later. Did 8 minutes and it bubbled a lot. Had to knife them down. At least I know the yeast did its job.

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9460827

Toppings. Put roni under and over the cheese. Sauce I made from a can of tomato paste mixed with water and spices.

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9460830

Before oven.

>> No.9460834
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9460834

Did about 9 minutes.

>> No.9460839
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9460839

How's it look?

>> No.9460850
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It tasted just OK. It didn't wow me at all. Not sure how to feel. The crust didn't have much of a taste. I don't think I like basil. Next time I'll omit it or just use a different sauce. Maybe the parchment paper inhibited some browning? I need to get a pizza stone. With other half of dough, I'll do something different.

500 degrees, 12-inch instead of 9, and maybe try to flavor the crust.

Any tips welcome.

>> No.9460859
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Made some fine bread this week. I'm eating the potato bread much faster than I'd like.

>> No.9460864
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>>9460859
Don't have a photo of the cat with the bread, but here she is.

>> No.9460952

>>9460864
Is that Patti the cookalong cat?

>> No.9460983
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>>9419085
post more pattis you faggot

>> No.9461019
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>>9460952
No, this is Béchamel. She does look quite a bit like Patti though.

>> No.9461085

>>9461019

I like her brown fur.

>> No.9461098

>>9461019
Bechamel's a sweetie-pie, but Patti is the official mascot of /ck/.

>> No.9461106

Patti patti patti cakes

>> No.9461264

>>9461019
what a cute cat, she looks comfy and happy. today i want to make a badass meal and also drink like a madman bc i need to forgot that i have to go to work monday, i'm just wondering what i can cook to satisfy the inner fat guy in me.

>> No.9461275

>>9461264
make chicken fajita quesadillas

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>>9461275

>> No.9461336
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>>9461098
No one could ever replace Patti!
>>9461085
She is getting browner and redder as time goes on.
>>9461264
She is a real sweetie. To be truly fat, you should make beer cheese soup/dip and pretzels. eat it with brats and a nice beer. Or just make some Cosmic Brownie milkshakes.

>> No.9461364
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>>9461264
decided, i'll make some "generous Jack" not sure to find the right buns thought. the generous jack is an item we have here, in belgium. a bacon cheeseburger with two beef patties, belgian maredsous cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, red onions and a mayo with a light lemon taste.

>> No.9461400

>>9461364
>find the right buns

If you can't find the right bun you can just take any bun, paint it with an egg wash, and use that to stick sesame seeds and poppy seeds on, then pop it in the oven.

>> No.9461430

>>9461400
unfortunately my oven is broken otherwise i'll make the buns by myself

>> No.9461584
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>>9461364
here we go, i'll start to cook later when i'll be shitfaced.

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>>9461584
it was wonderful, one of the best i've made

>> No.9462003
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went to a mexican grocery store

pepper game on point

>> No.9462008
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Pizza dough making has started to become a monthly thing. Today's is half mince beef, mushroom and mozzarella on tomato base, other half is spinach, ricotta, a little mozzarella for binding and ham, with pesto base and some balsamic vinegar on top.
Too hungry to take a photo of the full thing.

>> No.9462009
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cake game slightly alarming

>> No.9462020
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Just finished breakfast. Yesterdays grains with vegetables with added egg, sausage, parsley and green onion.

>> No.9462021
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what do you guys think of my okonomiyaki? probably coulda been rounder

>> No.9462026

>>9460839
that base looks real nice and golden, nice looking pizza
>>9458027
it does look good thas for sure
>>9450746
wow looks good
>>9440346
wow those look really nice, beautifully toasted

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I'm making corn soup, already tried this last week and I want to check if it was truly that great or was I just hungry. Got the recipe from some meme vegan blog but changed it a lil bit. Ingredients: corn (fresh with cobs), onion, tomatoes, rye bread (few days old), chilli flakes, smoked paprika, vegetable stock (or just water), lime, parsley or cilantro. Original recipe has potatoes and no bread.

>> No.9462481
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>>9462472
Cut off the corn grains, don't throw out the cobs. Chop the onion, dice bread and tomatoes,

>> No.9462490
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>>9462481
Fry onions and corn until bits start sticking to the pot, add paprika, chilli and the bread, fry for a minute or two more

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>>9462490
nice and fried, add tomatoes, keep frying for a moment then add stock and let simmer for 20-30 min mixing occasionally.

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>>9462496
and the finished product, served with chorizo, parsley and a generous amount of lime juice

>> No.9462711

>>9462540
What do the corn cobs do?

>> No.9462795

>>9462711
They add flavour and sweetness to the soup.

>> No.9463995

>>9462009
The left one looks like 4 sperms racing

>> No.9464125
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tfw ur just here for the kitty pics

>> No.9464691

>>9464125
:3

>> No.9466110

>>9462540
nice

>> No.9466183

>>9462540
Looks really good

>> No.9466330

>>9419085
Hi OP, just wanted to let you know I really enjoy your cooking threads and your cat is a cutie

K peace out bye

>> No.9466341

>>9428516
What knife is that and do I want one?

>> No.9466355

>>9433246
Only just discovered adding ginger to dishes. It's my new secret weapon

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Made some potato farls thanks to a couple anons in the breakfast thread. Got a reason to make extra mash every time now.

>> No.9466542

>>9443259
No garlic?

>> No.9466568

>>9466406
do them a bit thinner and crispier and you've got a potato scone, which is the superior version of a farl

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>>9466568
Gotcha, I'll give it a go.

>> No.9468115
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Was really craving some mint mousse, so tried making some with creme de menthe.

>> No.9468134

>>9468115
Did it seperate a bit or is it supposed to look like this? Ho do you make it? Sounds delicious.

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>>9468134
It did separate a bit as it rested; I may have put too much creme de menthe in it. I whipped some butter and castor sugar together, then added the creme de menthe and a little vanilla. Then beat an egg into it on medium speed for 5 minutes, scraping down periodically, and add another egg, beat/scrape for 5 more minutes. Was going to make a Graham cracker crust but couldn't find any, so I ground up some walnuts and mixed them with oatmeal and honey, then pressed into the bottom of my little dish. Put some whipped cream on top and I'm letting it all set up for a while.

The mint mousse tastes great at least; should try adding some white creme de cacao in it next time.

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made some 50% whole wheat sourdough bread today using freshly milled red fife flour. i'm never going back to regular whole wheat you buy in supermarkets, this shit is delicious.

i also had a bunch of plum and heirloom tomatoes i had to use, so i blanched and peeled them and now am making a simple tomato sauce.

>> No.9468811
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HI CATMAN,

I AM FUCKING DRUNK.

I MADE SWEET AND SOUR PORK.

PORK DEEP FRIED, SAUCE MADE SEPERATELY, ALL THEN STIR FRIED TOGETHER FOR FINAL RESULT.

PASSED OVER DAY OLD RICE BECAUSE I AM DRUNK AND DON'T FUCKING CARE TO MAKE FRESH RICE TODAY. I MAKE SO MUCH PORK THAT I WILL HAVE ANOTHER 3 MORE MEALS OF THIS SHIT. HAPPY FACE.

THANK YOU CAT MAN.

SINCERELY,


DRUNK

>> No.9469165

>>9468811
drunkenly purchase a rice maker with a warming function so you don't suffer the same fate

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so i had plans to make my first pizza but stuff didnt work out right so im improvising and itll prob be retarded...

>> No.9470045
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was edible so thats nice, was going for detroit style pizza, didnt quite nail it but my next one will be better and ill make dough from scratch

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I'm dunking an apple in coconut yogurt and peanut butter

>> No.9470049

>>9462009
>$25 for a cake
>great deal
Yeah if you're a fatass I guess.

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>>9433373
Looks more like a soup than a stir fry.

>>9433310
I know you've got chili flakes in there but get some of this and you will never cook a stir fry without it again. (pic related)

>> No.9470067

>>9470049
You shouldn't trust amerifats' cakes.

>> No.9470443

>>9469165
Not bad rationale.

>> No.9470529

>>9437837
Holy fuck....

>> No.9471271

>>9460864
I like her black business socks

>> No.9472750

>>9468811
Looks decent desu

>> No.9473485
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Slowcookers feel like cheating, but holy fuck is it ever delicious.

>> No.9473501

>>9473485
chicken catch-a-tory

>> No.9473511

>>9473485
Don't feel bad about the slow cooker out. Hell, I work full-time, I don't have time to make every meal a special home run. Don't beat yourself up for not having 48 hours a day to live.

>> No.9474080

>>9473485
slow cooker is one of my fav cooking things, i want a bigger one with a timer

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>>9419085
maybe OP should try making chicken feet next or someone make them

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>>9426685
which was pinker?

>> No.9476189 [DELETED] 

ITSSS PICKLEE RICCCK
HEY MORTY, IM PICKLE RICK!

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>>9476189
That's like the most reddit thing ever you could say
Also i made a cake

>> No.9476528

>>9419085

Cute cat but dogs are better

>> No.9476607

>>9447535
>>9447524
what marinade did you baste with? I recommend using country cut pork cut into uniform widths.

>> No.9477319

Hey OP, What do you do for a living that you can smoke weed?

I would love to smoke weed but I know I'll get caught and fired

>> No.9477417

>>9477319
i am an uneducated laborer, ive been at the same place a while tho so im ok with this

>>9476528
4u

>>9476463
wasnt me m8, I dont make such mainstream references, very nice cake

>>9475365
i will never mess with feet of any species, i want to try some jap recipes tho like chicken hearts etc

>>9470049
im more concerned that people are buying cakes with sperm on them

>>9470048
looks sloppy but id fux with it

>>9468811
been wanting to do sweet and sour something, is that fruit? also The Catman makes me sound like a superhero and i kinda like it lol

>>9468703
dat crust looks T H I C C

>>9468115
would try this sounds interesting, dont really mess with mint much

>>9466406
gonna look into this, gotta keep my tater game on point

>>9466341
prob not, i think its a wolfgang puck, got it in a 2pack with a smaller one for $10 at ROSS, its p decent for a cheap practice knife, plan to get something more fancy after i learn to sharpen better

>>9466330
thx :)

>>9463995
p sure thats actually what it is, Fiesta doesnt afraid of anything

>>9462540
really want to try this, looks dank m8

>>9462026
lol thx

>>9462021
dont know what that is but if thats mayo id eat it lol

>>9462020
>dat fibre

>>9462008
looks good, i dont eat much pizza but i want to get decent at making them

>>9461960
the lemon taste sounds very interesting and id like to try that cheese, would eat m8

>>9461336
>>9461019
>>9460864
:3

>>9460839
looks good, needs pineapple :^)

>>9460713
lol me too sometimes


was about done doing this already and my pc crashed, almost ragequit the internet

>> No.9477653
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https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I

made a copy cat recipe of Raising Canes sauce, added a bit of lawrys gar powder cause im not a vampire

did the first fry on some wings and fries and theyre in the freezer awaiting fry numero dos

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>> No.9479541

>>9476463
nice cake

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>>9477653
>did the first fry on some wings and fries and theyre in the freezer awaiting fry numero dos

what does throwing them in the freezer between cooking do?

i usually do fry twice back to back and it turns out ok

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>>9477811
great thread as usual OP!

>> No.9479949

>>9476463
This is why technique is important. This cake is made with basic ingredients: eggs, sugar, flour, butter and chocolate. So simple but delicious

>> No.9480087

>>9420350
gross, dude