Queso Will Save Chipotle General

[Anonymous No.9417378]

CHIPOTLE has released their QUESO today holy FUCK you guys

go buy some chipotle RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.9417385]

>>9417378
Nah I'm good off diarrhea this week.

[Anonymous No.9417397]

Maybe when they get their food safety standards in order.

[Anonymous No.9417661]

>>9417385
How does it feel to live knowing you're weaker than dog shit if you can't handle chipotle without it fucking you up

[Anonymous No.9417682]

queso is gross and chiptole is for normies

[Anonymous No.9417783]

>>9417661
>Shit eater tries to make fun of you for not eating shit

KEK

[Anonymous No.9417851]

I'm done with chipolte. Eat there regularly for the last two years then last week got my usual and my ass literally exploded a few hours later. I never had a problem with that meme before. Obviously i got something funky and I'm just feeling like i dodged a bullet on full blown food poisoning so fuck that.

[Anonymous No.9418044]

>>9417378
Maybe if they didn't charge out the ass for chips. "ah small bag of chips, 1.99 please :^)" It may not be 1.99 everywhere but I remember it's something overly priced as where like many other mexican places give you free chips.

Maybe I'd go back if they'd fix their meat to rice ratio, add a few more toppings besides base salsa, base salsa with some more onions, base salsa with red and a jalapeno or two.

[Anonymous No.9418049]

Health scares, lack of queso, irrelevant. What's ruining Chipotle for me is the lowering quality and loosening standards. It's absolutely not the same as it was when it first came to my area several years ago. Every time I go there the shells are a different size or sometimes lopsided, the amount of ingredients I get varies wildly, sometimes I get given a metric shitton of beans with a bunch of loose liquid making everything soggy, and it's so inconsistent that customizing my order (say, getting light beans) doesn't help much. It's become something halfway between Subway and old Chipotle, and old Chipotle wasn't even THAT high quality to begin with. The price point is getting harder to justify when it's in a slow descent towards typical fast food but still almost as expensive as chains like Red Robin. A Naf Naf Grill opened in my area and it was a sobering reminder of how Chipotle used to make me feel, like I was cheating the system by getting some decent, fresh, amd filling fast casual for less than ten bucks.

[Anonymous No.9418079]

pic related is basically the reason I don't go anymore. Bowl + chips and salsa + drink is going to be 12-13 bucks when tax is added in. For that you can basically go to your local mexican food place and get more for a lunch special.

Going to the place for "healthy choice in food" is complete mouth breathing retard shit.

[Anonymous No.9418304]

>>9417378
I work at Chipotle and the queso consistently tastes chalky as fuck. It's disappointing. They fucked up.

[Anonymous No.9418310]

>>9417397
We wash our hands fifteen times per shift, minimum eight times. We wash them every hour.

Every single major chain has had noro or ecoli(worse)....

>Tacobell
>McDonolds
>Burgerking


and the list goes on.
The issues come from the farmers not the workers 90% of the time.

[Anonymous No.9418314]

>>9418044
What a fucking idiot.

Every morning we make those chips fresh. Non GMO chips are consistently costing around $1.45 per 4oz.

You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.9418320]

>>9418049
Speak up when someone is making your food... You are experiencing being served by trainees is what this sounds like.

[Anonymous No.9418325]

>>9417378
Fuck off, shill.

[Anonymous No.9418334]

>>9418314
>Non GMO chips are consistently costing around $1.45 per 4oz.


Who gives a shit, they taste like every other fucking chip out there on the market.

[Anonymous No.9418338]

>>9418314
maybe if you didn't advertise anti-science GMOs are bad bullshit I would be more willing to do it

[Anonymous No.9418339]

>>9418325
Hey man they paid good money to market on the cooking board of 4chan lmao

[Anonymous No.9418341]

>>9418334
Search up Monsanto memes and shut the fuck you dip shit.

[Anonymous No.9418349]

>>9418341
If I gave a shit about GMO's to such a degree, then I wouldn't be going to eat at Chipotle. Besides there isn't any hard evidence about GMO's being bad, just assloads of marketing done to promote "non-gmo is probably more healthy because ~natural~"

[Anonymous No.9418353]

>>9418338
Glyphosate(Roundup) is extremely toxic. It is the number one pesticide used on GMOs in the USA.

Not our fault you can't focus enough to read the studies and because you have ADHD(side effect of glyphosate).

Brain washed faggot, go watch T.V.

[Anonymous No.9418359]

>>9418349
>HURRD DURRRR

Cant even into investigating. Get the fuck out newb.

[Anonymous No.9418362]

>>9418353
Yeah and vaccines cause autism right?

>Glyphosate(Roundup) is extremely toxic.

Hence why food is washed and cleaned prior to ingesting it. Don't go running out into an open field stealing food and eating it prior to prepping it.

[Anonymous No.9418364]

>>9417783
Use this next time.

[Anonymous No.9418366]

>>9418362
Guess how I know you're uneducated as fuck and know the minimum about this subject.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfOSFaaLx_o

[Anonymous No.9418367]

I'm sure no one gives a shit, but I tried the queso on a burrito today and I thought it was great. I generally don't care for queso, so for better or for worse it didn't taste like any queso I've ever had.

[Anonymous No.9418371]

>>9418353
>Glyphosate(Roundup) is extremely toxic
Actually this isn't true at all, at least not for humans (it is very toxic to some plants). Gylphosate is one of the safer herbicides to humans, and the LD50 is quite high. Much safer than any 'organic' approved effective herbicides

There is literally zero evidence that the trace amount of glyphosate present in food is biologically relevant, there is some limited evidence that it could be bad for agricultural workers if they do not use proper safety equipment, but even that isn't very clear

>ADHD(side effect of glyphosate).
yeah, never heard this one before. You people are no better than the anti-vaxxers. A bunch of pseudo-science marketing by the 'natural' food and medicine lobby, that people without any education in science eat up. Usually english major late 20s young mothers

[Anonymous No.9418373]

>>9418353
Is there some reason you couldn't have GMO food without roundup sprayed on it?

[Anonymous No.9418374]

>>9417378
>Cheese Will Save Chipotle General
>CHIPOTLE has released their CHEESE today holy FUCK you guys
>go buy some chipotle RIGHT NOW

Also, this thread reads like an anti-Chipotle shill thread by some other company. Not that I care since I don't eat out anymore.

t. farmer

[Anonymous No.9418376]

MOES is better.

[Anonymous No.9418380]

>>9418371
This is what shill posting looks like guys. Take a good hard look at what propaganda looks like.

[Anonymous No.9418384]

>>9418325
Bump

[Anonymous No.9418390]

>>9418380
>Take a good hard look at what propaganda looks like.
I'm looking at it very closely and I can't find any factual mistakes with it. What's your problem with it again?

[Anonymous No.9418393]

>>9418380
yeah, chemicals are scary! I only eat chemical free food even though food is entirely made up of chemicals, but I don't really understand how chemistry, and especially biochemistry work

[Anonymous No.9418394]

>>9418373
GMOs are created for HUGE monocrop farms so airplanes can just spray Roundup instead of actually having to deal with anything.

It's shit tier production.

[Anonymous No.9418399]

>>9418394
This is true

[Anonymous No.9418402]

>>9418394
>using a cost effective way to take care of large amounts of crops

I guess the planes that drop water on plants in some places are "shit tier farming"

[Anonymous No.9418404]

>>9418362
>Don't go running out into an open field stealing food and eating it prior to prepping it.
Don't tell me what to do, cropropriating is a local tradition. If they didn't want me to steal some of their corn every once in a while, they'd get a gun. The onus is on (((Monsanto))) to stop poisoning me with JewMOs.

[Anonymous No.9418407]

>>9418394
the monocrop problem long predates GMOs, and if anything GMOs have the potential to defeat the problem as the technology matures, especially once we stop overregulating it and allow more smaller companies and universities to take their crops to market without spending the billions of dollars of research currently required.
Though if the massive natural food lobby (note Whole Foods is a larger company than 'mighty' Monsanto) keeps tricking kids into thinking GMO is somehow magically bad, it makes it a lot harder to make up the research costs of developing a new product. So when you assholes market your stuff as GMO free is is straightup harmful to society

[Anonymous No.9418409]

>>9418380
>>9418390
>>9418393
Post a video of you drinking glyphosate to kill yourself like the Indian farmers that Monsanto enslaved.... If it's so harmless...Go ahead.


The movie Dirt shows the dead farmers.

You have no idea what you are giving up when you buy GMOs. You are literally paying the company who is trying to enslave humanity and kill off 7/8ths of the human population.

See Agenda 21 for more info, idiots.

[Anonymous No.9418411]

>>9418407
>Though if the massive natural food lobby (note Whole Foods is a larger company than 'mighty' Monsanto) keeps tricking kids into thinking GMO is somehow magically bad, it makes it a lot harder to make up the research costs of developing a new product. So when you assholes market your stuff as GMO free is is straightup harmful to society

unironically got my noggin joggin...

[Anonymous No.9418416]

>>9418407
>>9418402

More shill posting from the idiots

[Anonymous No.9418418]

>>9418409
>Post a video of you drinking glyphosate
I eat GMO crops every day. Isn't that enough?

If I went and ate 10Kg of salt it would kill me too, that doesn't mean we should worry about trace amounts of it on a plant

[Anonymous No.9418420]

>>9418407
You don't think that Monsanto also has a hand in crushing that young, nimble competition? It's not always black and white, Monsanto likes the regulations and lobbied for the ability to copyright seed traits.

[Anonymous No.9418421]

>>9418416
>the truth is a shill

[Anonymous No.9418422]

>>9418420
True, as in most cases, anti-capitalist regulations are favored by the largest companies in a sector as they are much more harmful to small competitors than they are to the big guy. Don't you see how your post is just backing up what I said?

[Anonymous No.9418424]

>>9418418
Slow kill.

Awe, just do it pussy.

[Anonymous No.9418425]

Firstly, Chipotle's queso and chips taste like bland crap. I've made better queso from hummus and salsa, and hummus isn't even fucking close to cheese (still cheesier than that queso tho).

Secondly, all those anti-GMO assholes whose real complaint is about overuse of herbicides, TALK ABOUT FUCKING HERBICIDES jesus fucking christ. Might as well be complaining about redheads not wanting to suck your dick when you got aged dick cheese fermenting on your grundle.

[Anonymous No.9418427]

>>9418409
>The movie Dirt shows the dead farmers.
That's nice. Too bad it's not a scientific study that proves how they died.

>>You have no idea what you are giving up when you buy GMOs.
I'm not defending GMOs anon. I'm 100% against them. But we don't need to be making up bullshit in order to support our cause. That only makes us look like idiots. And the fact is that glyphosate is actually very safe, especially compared to the other herbicides it has replaced in modern farming.

>>You are literally paying the company who is trying to enslave humanity and kill off 7/8ths of the human population.
I'm no fan of Monsanto either. But the first rule of pest control is that you deal with the conditions that attracted the pests in the first place. Blaming monsanto is like blaming roaches for getting into your messy kitchen. If you want to fix the issue then focus on the legal issues which enable all of this shit from the get-go: things like being able to patent genes, for example.

[Anonymous No.9418428]

>>9418420
Truth. Monsanto is looking to enslave the suburban families and buy up all the American farm land.

[Anonymous No.9418429]

>>9418424
ironic because 90% of the anti-GMO/anti-vax/anti-gluten crowd is female

Have you ever once heard a dude say he avoids GMO foods?

[Anonymous No.9418435]

>>9418425
>Firstly, Chipotle's queso and chips taste like bland crap
>hates Chipotle but has also already tried their new product and has a strong opinion of it
Fun life you have

[Anonymous No.9418436]

>>9418425
Chipotle is the only non-GMO fast food company in the USA. Go fuck yourself. You just proved my earlier point about idiots not knowing the facts about GMOs.

[Anonymous No.9418440]

>>9418436
>Chipotle is the only non-GMO fast food company in the USA
which is pretty fucking shameful that not even the other similar companies have stooped to Chipotle's depth yet

[Anonymous No.9418442]

>>9418427
>They drink glyphosate to commit suicide
>Harmless

Hmmm, something is not adding up here.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1082559/The-GM-genocide-Thousands-Indian-farmers-committing-suicide-using-genetically-modified-crops.html

[Anonymous No.9418445]

Fuck queso, give me quesadillas, Chipotle.

[Anonymous No.9418449]

>>9418429
Yes, me.

[Anonymous No.9418457]

>>9418440
I blame the public schools for teaching retards how to read for your comments here. Just KYS already. You don't know shit about what you are talking about.

[Anonymous No.9418458]

>>9418376
This guy's got it.

[Anonymous No.9418460]

so... I liked the queso...

[Anonymous No.9418463]

This whole thread is an example of why I don't go to chipotle
>say something about not liking it
>"yeah but the food is all natural and healthy for you'
>explain that's not necessarily true
>"anon have you seen the movie about chipotle, it explains how<rant here about obvious marketing ploy>"

[Anonymous No.9418465]

>>9418445
I'm pretty sure they already have them as a "secret menu item" because they prepare cheese quesadillas for standard kid's meals. You can also get your standard burrito wrapped in a cheese quesadilla for a premium price. This might all vary based on your location.

[Anonymous No.9418472]

>>9418458
Moes>Qudoba>chipotle

[Anonymous No.9418473]

>>9418463
KYS

[Anonymous No.9418482]

>>9418371
I would still err on the side of caution when it comes to acceptable glyphosphate levels, but I'm not nearly as retarded as the anti-GMO fucks who think that older, more poisonous herbicides and pesticides are somehow safer.

[Anonymous No.9418490]

>>9418371
Not only is glyphosate dangerous to humans, the inert ingredients produced in the manufacture of Roundup that scientists were forced to reengineer since Monsanto never disclosed them have been proven to be extremely dangerous.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/weed-whacking-herbicide-p/

https://theintercept.com/2016/05/17/new-evidence-about-the-dangers-of-monsantos-roundup/

As if that weren't bad enough, weeds are now resistant to Roundup causing overapplication beyond safe levels and forcing the development of even more carcinogenic and dangerous herbicides to cope.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2010/05/04/business/energy-environment/04weed.html?pagewanted=all&referer=

Literally the only individuals who could be arguing that a company who developed and marketed agent orange has the best interest of the public at heart is a shill. Sealed documents recently opened show Monsanto ghost wrote the "research" papers "proving" Roundup safe and paid academics to sign them.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/14/business/monsanto-roundup-safety-lawsuit.html

[Anonymous No.9418496]

>>9418482
Organic farming is god tier.

Anything less is compromising on your health. Only uneducated fools would accept less.

Chipotle has pushed harder than any other company in the fast food industry right now, so fuck off.

[Anonymous No.9418502]

>>9418429
>males avoiding GMO's.

Every male I know and no, we're neither cucks nor fags and we live in the south and midwest.

[Anonymous No.9418503]

the whole gmo thing aside some legit complains are:
>meat portions are basically dogshit unless you get half n half
>the amount of rice and beans you get in a meal is absurd compared to other toppings,I hope you never get anything but the bowl
>the sauces are watery messes and it's like every chipotle employee fears about adding the red sauce
>you're lucky to get more than a dusting of lettuce, and enough cheese to last the bowl
>it never seems like they have enough places to sit due to them going into "aesthetics"


The value for your dollar is terrible compared to a local mexican food shop or some of the competitors out there

[Anonymous No.9418508]

>>9418435
Fell for the meme (Chipotle, in general) only recently, before that if I ever had a hankering for burritos I just went to the local carnicería, where roaches and flavor abounds.

[Anonymous No.9418517]

>>9418503
I live in San Diego, California. There isn't a single traditional mexican restaurant that has more room or would offer more high quality food for less.

Get out and stay out until you get it together.

[Anonymous No.9418519]

>>9418490
>developed and marketed agent orange
Lol.
Were you not even aware that "agent orange" was not developed OR marketed by Monsanto, or any other private company for that matter? All the rainbow herbicides were invented by the Federal government during WWII, and chemical companies like Monsanto and DOW were ordered to produce it for the gov. Not to mention that the reason for their toxicity was that the government provided impure raw materials to said companies for their manufacture? Agent orange was 100% a government-based product and was never available for private sale. There was no "development" or "marketing". The Department of the Army gave the formula to Monsanto (et. al) and said: make this.

I agree with most of your points but you gotta fix all these errors, bro. All it does is compromise credibility.

[Anonymous No.9418527]

>>9418519
>50% of the ingredients used to make agent orange are in glyphosate
>Not knowing how government contracts are awarded are fought over

Sad excuse for a post GTFO

[Anonymous No.9418533]

>>9418503
>>meat portions are basically dogshit unless you get half n half
There's an existing option for an extra portion of one meat for a few extra bucks, you don't have to do the mix and match. You might want to try exploring online ordering if you haven't already so you know what you can do. You can kinda address your other concerns, but it depends on the competency of the employees. Always get red sauce on the side, ALWAYS. They give me a whole cup for no extra cost and I get to drench my food in it at my leisure.

[Anonymous No.9418543]

>>9418527
>>50% of the ingredients used to make agent orange are in glyphosate
Who cares? Did you know that the components of water make an explosive mixture?

>government contract
There was no competing for a contract for Agent Orange, anon. It was wartime. The government said hey you guys: make this. And the companies complied.

You just keep digging yourself into an even deeper and deeper hole. Educate yourself, this sort of idiocy only makes your valid points sound equally incorrect.

[Anonymous No.9418551]

>>9418496
>organic is god tier

Sure, and my blood will be akin to a xenomorph's if I eat too many cheeseburgers and don't drink alkaline water right?

Ooh, maybe I should do some homeopathy to make sure I can rest during the whole ordeal, but I better make sure not to OD because otherwise I might ingest a single molecule of caffeine!

Oh boy, I sure hope that doesn't make toxins in my body, even though I don't know what toxins are except for the fact that they sound super scary!

So, so happy I'm a well informed consumer!

PS If you have a problem with Roundup, I get it, but fucking focus on the actual, factual problem rather than buzzwords meant to bypass your logic. GMOs can be good, bad, or a way to make all the carrots grow to look like dicks. Fucking think about what the hell you're talking about, and you might sound a bit smarter.

[Anonymous No.9418556]

>>9418543
http://www.truthwiki.org/glyphosate/

[Anonymous No.9418562]

>>9418517
>that has more room
nigga how fucking fat are you if taco trucks don't give you enough room?!

[Anonymous No.9418569]

>>9418551
During the war in Vietnam, thousands of soldiers trudged through the jungles and brush that were sprayed with Agent Orange, comprised of Glyphosate, and came back home after the war with cancer. Not only did Agent Orange “burn” down foliage but it poisoned the food supply of Vietnam, and that was the goal of its usage. In fact, 2,4-D makes up half of Agent Orange, and cancer is just the tip of the iceberg regarding health detriment. Add to the list reproductive disorders and deformations, suppressed immune function, Parkinson’s disease and hypothyroidism. To make matters worse, Enlist and Enlist-resistant crops do not even solve the problem they are created and promoted to handle. All over the world, Roundup-resistant weeds are a growing problem for all countries that grow GM crops and it’s no coincidence. Farmers that spread the deadly herbicide are also committing suicide in record numbers after battling fits of depression from the toxin and from bankrupting crop yields. (4)
Recently, nearly $50 million in disability benefits were awarded by the US federal government to the military veterans who suffer disease and disorder from Monsanto’s Agent Orange herbicide used in Vietnam, including the active-duty Air Force reservists and forces that sprayed the defoliant Glyphosate products. The US used chemical warfare for twenty years, even after everyone knew that the Nazis used similar chemicals to gas hundreds of thousands of Jews to death during the holocaust. Not surprisingly, the U.S. government was functioning in complete denial of the ill health effects of Glyphosate on US soldiers for decades, insisting that Agent Orange residue had nothing to do with their health problems up until this recent humongous settlement for nearly fifty million dollars. All the while, soldiers and reservists were suffering from prostate cancer, diabetes, leukemia and several other crippling medical conditions, thanks to Glyphosate and Agent Orange’s 2,4-D. (5)

[Anonymous No.9418571]

>>9418551
>http://www.truthwiki.org/glyphosate/

[Anonymous No.9418583]

>>9418569
Disregard the Nazi mention, I would refute that statement but otherwise shut shut the GMO lovers mouths..

[Anonymous No.9418598]

>>9418519
Now this guy gets it

Monsanto has done a bunch of fucked up things, but it does low key fucked up things that everyone accepts. It's acceptable to make chemical weapons, patent genes, and to buy patents from publicly funded universities. All of this is in the realm of terrible.

But because "(((THEY'RE))) POISONING YOU THROUGH YOUR FOOD!!!" is more exciting than "herbicide overuse can be a problem", people ignore the quiet boring truths to focus on loud and entertaining lies.

The Boring Truth is that Monsanto is a multinational corporation only looking after their bottom line. They're not necessarily evil, or even good. They are mostly amoral assholes who don't care about how people use their products. So maybe we should care about how those people are fucking up, and maybe keep Monsanto's lobbying out so we can pass some better regulations on Roundup use.

[Anonymous No.9418600]

THe queso tasted MUCH better inside of the burrito but by itself it's kind of chalky tasting.

[Anonymous No.9418604]

>>9418598
>Partners with a pharmaceutical giant creating a cradle to the grave systematic genocide machine

[Anonymous No.9418612]

>>9418079
Portion of chicken and steak is probably $1 cost, rice and beans are cheap, but have to be made in large batches and energy still costs money, not to mention spices and labor to make them. If its actually fresh salsa, thats easily $1 in labor and vegetables or a big portion. Cheese is probably 50 cents, chips are 50 cents, veggies and lettuce another 25 cents.

Soda, while a huge ripoff is expensive for restaurants. Icemakers cost a lot, not to mention they draw a lot of power. Then you have the sugar water, and cleaning of that shit, as well as the cup.

All in all you're looking at about 4-5 in cost. Then the restaurant has to pay for overhead such as a building, employees, obamacare, advertising, and still make profit.

Yeah $12 is getting silly for a common lunch, but if you made it its a bunch of prep work and you could not possibly make a single serving out of it. Not to mention you're not going to go through all that bullshit with a busy work schedule and life. So yeah, $12-15+ lunches will continue to be normal.

[Anonymous No.9418614]

>>9418569
Why the do you keep bringing up Agent Orange? If glyphosphate is so bad on it's own, then fucking focus on that than retelling on how bad it's mean ol cousin was. If it's the problem, why distract from your point ; for example that Nazi reference is distracting as all hell, and is completely unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.9418620]

>>9418614
>Why the do you keep bringing up Agent Orange?

Shock value, using something that was harmful and associate it with current day things seem worse than what anything has been proven to show in tests and studies outside "my natrual doctors".

[Anonymous No.9418621]

>>9418600
Is that what's causing the discrepancy here? Because yeah, I had it in the burrito and I loved it.

[Anonymous No.9418622]

>>9418604
>genocide machine
Why do I get the feeling you are a "historical skeptic" when it comes to famous genocides? Specifically the one with the azi-Nays?

[Anonymous No.9418631]

>>9418622
Hitler literally never did a single thing wrong in his life.

[Anonymous No.9418632]

>>9418440
I don't even know on what side you're supposed to be on.

Your own side I guess?

[Anonymous No.9418635]

>>9418314
Bro, your food in general is overpriced, and your angry disposition is making your company's rep look poor. Also small reminder, most real Hispanic resteraunts give out free delicious corn tortilla chips along with salsa.

[Anonymous No.9418639]

>>9418631
How can the jews hate such a sweet, lovable man?

[Anonymous No.9418643]

>>9418614
>>9418620
>>9418622
Monsanto is the company actively poisoning and enslaving people around the world. Glyphosate is only one reason smear them. The more dirt that gets exposed the better.


All you supporters of glyphosate have yet to post those videos of you drinking a nice full glass of the stuff.


Not to mention, continuously moving the goal post while offering nothing more then banter and excuses for yourselves... Go on, drink Monsanto's koolade(Glyphosate, Agent orange, DDT, ext...) Make sure you do a follow up video.

We want a FULL report, fagots.

[Anonymous No.9418644]

>>9418631
He painted shit paintings

[Anonymous No.9418652]

>>9417378
Oh look. They're trying to catch up to Qdoba. That's cute. Do they still charge for guac? Is it just the one kind of queso? Still no cilantro or red onion?
Thats what I thought.

[Anonymous No.9418654]

>>9418643
I'm sorry, I'm already enslaved by the Lizard People, Monsanto is gonna have wait their turn.

[Anonymous No.9418658]

>>9418304
I concur

[Anonymous No.9418669]

>>9418620
>Shock value,

All that does is paint you like some raving lunatic who ought to be ignored. Don't distract yourself from your main point, and don't do anything that paints you like a whackjob or worse yet--a liar.

GMOs have enough legitimate problems. Focus on those, don't fabricate bullshit that only hurts your own credibility.

[Anonymous No.9418683]

>>9418049
Gosh so much this. Too many shit heads working there lowering the standards of employees. Also they're stingy with food amounts too.

[Anonymous No.9418686]

>>9418376
Actual line up (at least for East Coast Americans) Salsaritas > Moes > Chipotle
Salsaritas has good chips, and relatively cheap food, Moes is still cheap but it's food is of a lower quality, the salsa bar is a plus though. Chipotle is of the same quality if not lower than Moes, but somehow costs more than the aforementioned lines, and it's artsy interior is a real turn off, for me at least.

[Anonymous No.9418724]

>>9418683
>4oz pink slime patty
>5oz spoonful of pasture raised, grass fed beef.

Your choice.

[Anonymous No.9418728]

>shilling Chipotle on ck

Faggot, is it 2013?

[Anonymous No.9418741]

>>9418724
How is pink slime any worse than a sausage? Did you know that offal is tasty, healthy, and very haute right now?

[Anonymous No.9418822]

>>9418519
>Monsanto and DOW were ordered to produce it for the gov

LMAO! You think the Vietnam debacle was enough for the gubmint to institute NAZI Fascist policies controlling industry? The fucking corporate fascists patted the whores in congress on the head and said, "good boi, here's what we're going to do."

[Anonymous No.9418834]

>>9418724
>100% fear-mongering and nothing saying why it's actually bad

[Anonymous No.9418840]

>>9418822
There's enough meaningless buzzwords in here to even make tumblr look sane

[Anonymous No.9418859]

>>9418686
>tfw my university got rid of Salsaritas for fucking Papa Johns

[Anonymous No.9418892]

>>9418741
>tfw live in scrapple territory
Still though, I'm a hundred times more willing to eat offal than fast food """meat""". As far as I know all of Chipotle's meat is fresh and natural, the only catch being that the steak now has to arrive pre-cooked.

[Anonymous No.9418919]

>>9418859
Fuck your university. You deserve better.

[Anonymous No.9419051]

>>9418449
you should be ashamed

[Anonymous No.9419055]

>>9418353
Isn't the one of the main goals of GMOs to engineer a plant that is more resistant to pests such that pesticides won't be needed? Blaming GMOs for pesticides is pretty dumb.

[Anonymous No.9419059]

>>9418502
well its not surprising that southerners would succumb to shitty marketing tactics from the natural food lobby. Literally just take a science class sometime, it'll help

[Anonymous No.9419063]

>>9418490
You realize non-GMO crops use pesticides, right?

[Anonymous No.9419064]

>>9418527
thats like saying 67% of the atoms in water are hydrogen and hydrogen is explosive so chemicals are scary and monsanto is evil!

[Anonymous No.9419072]

>>9419055
yes, GMO corn and soybean have dramatically reduced the amount of pesticides used in America. Its organic farmers that are responsible for using too much pesticide, and with their arbitrary ban on artificial pesticides they are forced to use outdated, more dangerous, and less effective "natural" pesticides

[Anonymous No.9419112]

OH BOY A CHIPOTLE THREAD I SURE HOPE IT DOESN'T BECOME A GMO CIRCLE JERK FOR NO REASON

Every fucking time

[Anonymous No.9419127]

>>9419112
Maybe because the most notable thing about chipotle is their shitty ass fearmongering about GMOs

[Anonymous No.9419233]

>>9419072
>organic farmers that are responsible for using too much pesticide

Lol, what a Monsanto cuck you are. Fucking Monsanto and other ruthless multinational corporations dictated the USDA organic certification rules to the whore congress stenographers who diligently copied them word for word. The result? A USDA organic certification program giving license to big agri to keep a hand in the pie by running the same scorched earth monoculture they've been doing since the ascendancy of chemical worship marketing after WWII.

Grow up. This shit is early decrepitude and death, and your class action lawsuit in 30 years will result in the same kind of noncompensation to those who suffered from agent orange effects and died waiting for relief.

[Anonymous No.9419253]

>>9418049
Naf naf is so fucking good.
I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't live in its vicinity

[Anonymous No.9419292]

>>9419233
refusing to use bt GMO crops because of some arcane belief that artificial things are bad, and instead dousing your crops in outdated 'natural' pesticides is objectively bad for farmers, consumers, and the environment

[Anonymous No.9419350]

>>9419292
>organic farmers drenching their produce in broad spectrums

Idiot. I already explained to you the only fucks using broad spectrum pyrethrins are the big agri monoculture faggots who wrote the certification rules that a cucked congress happily signed off. The small and medium sized organic farmers don't do that. If you left your Monsanto idf office and actually visited a small organic farm you might learn something. Go fucking scorch another planet, we're attempting to save this one and you're not wanted.

[Anonymous No.9419371]

>>9419350
sounds like that is entirely speculation on your part

Also, none of it explains why they do not use bt crops, and instead use toxic chemicals
Also, if Monsanto wrote those rules, why the fuck would they disallow GMO crops?

[Anonymous No.9419391]

>>9419233
I own Monsanto stock so all Monsanto products are safe.

[Anonymous No.9419420]

>>9419391
Die corporate shills

[Anonymous No.9419450]

>>9419371
>why would they disallow GMO crops?

Uhh, derp, uhhh because there was no way that could fly even in the World According to Monsanto?

The beautiful irony of Monsanto spending millions to pay off our whore congress to prevent labeling of GMO products has backfired right up their ass since products labeled "non-GMO" are btfo of unlabeled products. Some would say there really is a just God.

[Anonymous No.9419493]

>>9418404
You can keep stealing food like a little bitch, but at least don't be stupid and clean it first.

[Anonymous No.9419500]

>>9418049
PREACH

[Anonymous No.9419510]

>>9419051
Ashamed of protecting myself from synthetic chemicals that have been proven to cause birth defects and a plethora of diseases..... Ya, um... You're a fucking idiot. We don't need your opinion here. Get out.

[Anonymous No.9419518]

>>9419063
The point is to use NONE. This is a step in the right direction. I never thought I would be saying this but so fucking what?

As long as this progress back to organic and natural continues humanity as a whole will be much better.

[Anonymous No.9419529]

>>9419127
>>9419112
KYS

[Anonymous No.9419532]

>>9419518
>don't use pecticies

AH yes I to want crops with huge amounts of lost crop driving my prices up to insane levels

[Anonymous No.9419536]

>>9419371
>sounds like that is entirely speculation on your part

No, you are a fucking looser and you need to kill yourself promptly.

[Anonymous No.9419545]

>>9419532
If the greedy fucking morons the royal families and bankers put into power positions would stop dividing up the land, developing homes without multi acre backyards or wells, well then, we wouldn't have these problems.

Instead of the standardized bull shit being taught to the youth put some seeds into their hands and show them the future and how to maintain it.

It's called a victory garden for a reason and independence is freedom.

[Anonymous No.9419763]

>>9417378
>General

[Anonymous No.9419991]

>>9417378
>eating hippie "mexican" food
I live by the border and have many better options, thanks.

[Anonymous No.9419994]

>>9417378
bout fucking time. still looks like trash tho.

[Anonymous No.9420791]

>>9418366
>posts a documentary
>calls others uneducated

[Anonymous No.9420910]

>>9418519
I worked on a golf course and we literally had agent orange, but i forget the actual brand name it was sold.as. It used to be available for certain commercial use, but was never available to the general public. It's not available anymore.

[Anonymous No.9420915]

>>9417378
FreeBirds!, the superior burrito chain already had queso. Who here /texas/

[Anonymous No.9421286]

>>9420915
Right here lad. There's a Freebirds within viewing distance of the Chipotle where I live. Like, they're literally just across the intersection from each other.

[Anonymous No.9421508]

>>9419545
You can get your racist bigotry out of here. You worry about backyards when Africa is rife with famine.

[Anonymous No.9421517]

>Spending $9 for a burrito that is 99% rice and beans
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.9421523]

>>9418314
> Non GMO chips are consistently costing around $1.45 per 4oz.
I go to restaurants for food, not to make a fucking political statement.

[Anonymous No.9421528]

>eating reheated queso
Not recommended
Just get a quart of heavy cream and a bunch of cheese and make your own

[Anonymous No.9421746]

fug

[Anonymous No.9421798]

the queso fucking sucks and they charge like $4 extra bucks for it.

[Anonymous No.9421799]

>>9418425
Couldn't you just augment the salsa by adding in the hot salsa to the queso and mixing it?

[Anonymous No.9421809]

>>9418652
Qdoba is Velveeta garbage

[Anonymous No.9421823]

>>9417378
The queso is disgusting because they have to use "natural ingredients" or whatever and so they use this weird preservative shit to make it fit that requirement, tastes bad

[Anonymous No.9421934]

>>9418457
>>9418473
"kys" isn't an argument, chipotle shill

[Anonymous No.9422212]

Chipotle worker here I just got off my shift AMA

[Anonymous No.9422367]

>>9422212
What's the most excessive fattest order you've had someone order?

[Anonymous No.9422394]

>>9421823
>The queso is disgusting because
>The queso is disgusting

[Anonymous No.9422418]

>>9418310
>We wash them every hour

Is that supposed to sound clean? Fucking Subway retards wash their hands BEFORE EVERY SUB (they should be, anyway).

You could shove every finger up your ass ten times within an hour. Wash your fucking hands before you touch any food if you have touched ANYTHING else since the last time you washed them.

[Anonymous No.9422428]

>>9422418
Hahahaha fucking rekt. As someone who works in food too you're 1000% right. I could end up washing my hands 4 times in 15 minutes depending on the sequence of tasks I have to do.

[Anonymous No.9422719]

>>9422367
>Double wrapped burrito
>White Rice, extra pinto beans
>One serving chicken, one serving steak, one serving carnitas
>Hot salsa, double sour cream, corn, guacamole, and lettuce

This thing was so liquid it was like rolling a fucking soup dumpling

[Anonymous No.9422752]

>>9422719
How the hell did you even manage to close that thing? I get double barbacoa and it seems like they sometimes struggle to even get that wrapped.

[Anonymous No.9422767]

>>9422367
ALSO had someone come in during peak hours and ask for a burrito with double white rice and double chicken. After I put two scoops of chicken on this thing and went to the next order they stopped me and were like is that REALLY double chicken and out of spite I put like an eighth of the pan on their burrito.
Like fuck you, our chicken sucks and you really don't need that much of it

[Anonymous No.9422773]

>>9422752
It was like my second week on the job too and I was the only one on line. The "move the edge of the tortilla under the filling and wrap the sides under that as fast as possible and also prey to god" move barely worked

[Anonymous No.9424312]

>>9418380
>r/food
>foodforums
>allrecipes
>nah we'll spend all our propaganda resources on the 200 user a day food board on a Mongolian basket weaving forum

[Anonymous No.9424378]

>>9418409
>>9418442
>anti-gmo documentary
>daily mail
you're going to have to do better than that.

[Anonymous No.9424401]

>>9417378
Chipotle was a shit franchise before it gave everyone the shits. I'm still not interested in eating there.

[Anonymous No.9424429]

>>9418341
>Buy shit from this corporation to prove that other corporation wrong.

Guess what, if I'm worried about GMO I'm buying locally sourced flour/cornflour and making my own tortillas, not coming to pay overpriced for yours because "the shit we're making ourselves specifically to lower the cost of production is charged at the same rate as if we bought it.

I had the same issue with Panera Bread but I at least know a manager there and understand how the machine works.

[Anonymous No.9425104]

>>9422367
i use to work at chipotle and the biggest burrito i ever rolled was one that ended up weighing 4 pounds

[Anonymous No.9425589]

>>9425104
How the fuck

[Anonymous No.9425694]

>>9418079
You can solve this problem by eating a 1200 calorie burrito and not buying chips and a drink like a fat body.

[Anonymous No.9425710]

>>9425104
Dude what

What did they order

[Anonymous No.9425827]

>>9418310
>every hour

No wonder you have ecoli outbreaks all the time.

[Anonymous No.9425873]

>>9418394
This. Monsanto controls 90% of the domestic soybean market and somehow gets away with being this inefficient. They just operate like pharma companies now, buying up small startups and putting their IP in the furnace instead of doing in house R&D. And any "R&D" they fund is just getting universities to make overgeneralized, but to plebs reassuring conclusions about their existing products. I've also had a good amount of experience with all types of paid internet shills, and Monsanto ones are some of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever encountered. Monsanto literally gives them books of quotes to copy and paste, they usually don't end up writing a single word themselves. Tobacco shills are funnily enough, usually the smartest.

>>9418429
Have you ever heard of VA Shiva?

And you're comparing anti-GMO's to anti-gluten? In what twist of logic are those two correlated?

>>9419072
Yes--neem oil, cinnamon, tobacco, and bokashi tea are VERY dangerous.

>>9419371
>sounds like that is entirely speculation on your part

It's pretty clear why it sounds like that to you, top kek

[Anonymous No.9425887]

>>9424312
>Implying they don't have all these tabs open at once for Max shilling purposes.

[Anonymous No.9425910]

>>9425104
anon you can't just say that shit and not explain

[Anonymous No.9426607]

>>9425873
>Have you ever heard of VA Shiva?
Yes. And he's a retard.

[Anonymous No.9428027]

>>9425589
>>9425710
>>9425910
It helps to roll all that because i have big hands. i laid three tortillas down in a venndiagram fashion. The guy literally wanted everything. so i place a line of both rices. place a line of both beans on top of the rice making sure to drain all the juice before placing on top. place all the meat in a line behind the rice and on top of the beans and rice also. it's all about stacking. then the sauces i place in a line behind the major rice line and on top of it, stacking, why also making sure to drain all excess liquid from the mild. sour cream in a line behind the rice on of the meat. use cheese to soak up any excess liquid. place the quac in a line behind everything else so that it doesnt squirt out the top when you roll it. that is why all the more liquidy stuff is placed in the back. use lettuce to also soak up liquid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VClgcAO5E9s
this video explains what i did except i only used a few tortillas

[Anonymous No.9428030]

>>9428027
but most of all don't get mad at burrito rollers that shit is all muscle memory. i used to have dreams or i guess more like nightmares where i would be on the line rolling burritos shouting in my sleep that we need white rice

[Anonymous No.9428168]

Two words if you don't like Chipotle queso: fuck and you.

The best things in life are decadent, rich, and exquisitely bad in large quantities.

I masturbate to black cock porn several times a week and flip off every asshole I see with a Donald Dumbfuck sticker fading on their car.

I live in deep red Alabama. I stare long and hard every time I see a big white ass shimmying down the street with a six food something black guy's hand on it. I just know he fucks a million times better than any white guy ever could. I know he's trying to breed that shit. I know it sends lighting through my cock and hits my brain like cocaine when I cum to everything this stupid fucking website says is bad.

So now a bunch of regressive, shut in assholes are telling me this queso is "degenerate" too? Holy shit. Time to lap it up daily.

How to live a perfect(ly delicious) life: do the complete opposite of what Anon says.

If he tells you queso, interracial porn, and voting for Democrats is bad, then you can be completely fucking sure they're broth for your soul.

[Anonymous No.9428176]

>>9417783
They're right, retard.
Chipotle may be shit food, but you still should be able to eat it without it blowing out your colon.

[Anonymous No.9428328]

>>9418079
That's how much it costs at a mexican restaurant once you add on shit like extra meat and cheese... etc... It's not that much different, but the mexican restaurant will probably taste better and have better salsas.

[Anonymous No.9428352]

>>9417378
>paying 3 bucks extra for avocado mixed with tomatos
>paying 3 bucks extra for heavy cream and cheese sauce

Who does this?

[Anonymous No.9428417]

How many listeria breakouts? At this point there is something wrong with the supply for there to be diseases due to contamination with human feces more than once.
Fool me once, etc.
it's a shame because that lime cilantro rice is great

[Anonymous No.9428433]

>>9428168

11/10 POST RIGHT HERE

[Anonymous No.9428876]

>>9417378
Unrelated question but anyone here tried nachos with gouda? I ran out cheddar.

[Anonymous No.9428924]

>>9418371
>Gylphosate
its extremely tooxic, what the fuuuck

[Anonymous No.9428937]

>>9418409
>Company trying to enslave humanity
>They do this by actively trying to kill off 80% of the population

[Anonymous No.9428939]

>>9417378
Americans actually sell this disgusting shit to their own countrymen. What a fucking disgrace.

[Anonymous No.9428940]

>>9422767
Doesnt matter what you think they need. THEY PAY FOR DOUBLE

[Anonymous No.9429264]

>>9422719
>>9422773

Fucking liars man, straight from a youtube video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSGUNKN80hA

[Anonymous No.9429381]

>>9418310
that'll be a great consolation when I'm shitting my guts out

[Anonymous No.9429635]

>>9417661
t. salmonella colony

[Anonymous No.9429707]

>>9418079
I feel you on the price. I love chipotle but I usually wind up driving past it to my favorite thai place. I can get pic related (two spring rolls, already ate one) for under $8.00 tax included. Different food but value matters.

[Anonymous No.9429708]

>>9428352
>Who does this?
Fatasses

[Anonymous No.9429711]

>>9417378
I went to chipolte once and was unimpressed. Why should i care about queso when i can just buy my own?

[Anonymous No.9429939]

or i could go to the Chinese place a block away that does soup, egg roll, and choice of 7 entrees with rice or noodles for 9 bucks and not get food poisoning and die like a retard.

the problem inst their food, its their illegal mexican workers who dont know how to wash their hands after wiping their ass.

[Anonymous No.9429973]

>>9429711
Millennials think it's something more than Velveeta and canned salsa / Rotel

Not that they would attempt to make it anyways without one of those Facebook recipe videos.

Then when they did end up making it they'd do a YouTube vlog / eating show mukbang.

[Anonymous No.9429991]

>>9429939
Yeah chinese visa workers are known for their sanitary habits

[Anonymous No.9429995]

>>9429711
If you dont like chipotle why would you care

[Anonymous No.9431483]

>finally get around to stopping by Chipotle
>grab a burrito with queso to go
>get home
>there's no fucking queso on it which is the only reason I even went
I swear to God, the point where I have to check my food every single time is the point where I just won't even bother going there anymore.

[Anonymous No.9431591]

>>9431483
They actually use the Spanish word instead of the English, haha. You're so fucked america.

[Anonymous No.9431621]

>>9418427
bro glyphosate kills your gut bacteria

[Anonymous No.9431892]

>>9431591
I for one welcome our Mexican overlords

[Anonymous No.9432080]

>they dropped chorizo from the menu to make room for chalky cheese snot
What the FUCK, man. I got chorizo literally HALF the time I went there. At this point it feels like Chipotle is circling the drain and doesn't even know what to do with itself anymore. Are we gonna get seared ahi tuna kale dip next to try to get that millennial audience back? Might wanna remove barbacoa from the menu too, it could be scaring them! Jesus.

[Anonymous No.9432474]

>>9432080
trust me you don't want chipotle's chorizo that shit is the worst meat there
t. former chipotle slave

[Anonymous No.9433147]

>>9432080
What, they sold chorizo?

[Anonymous No.9433307]

>>9418314
>Non GMO
>Corn
Have you seen non GMO corn? It looks like a bumpy acorn. Beside GMOs do literally nothing but make food last longer and taste better. Non GMO is a reverse selling point to me.

[Anonymous No.9433314]

>>9418304
What kind of cheese is in it? I know some authentic Mexican hard cheese do not melt no matter how much you try so some people just grate them into Oblivion hoping to get them to blend

[Anonymous No.9433324]

>>9418310
>15 times per shift
What . The . Fuck. I work in a gloved kitchen and I wash my hands at least 30 times a shift. Especially around raw food. We can prep bare handed and when we do literally wash after you touch food, and. Wash before.

[Anonymous No.9433337]

>>9431591
Queso in America is just liquid cheese with shit in it. Take a can of sad liquid cheddar and that's cheese. But add tomatoes Chile's and onions to said sad cheddar and that's queso.

[Anonymous No.9433353]

>>9433307
Monsanto cuck detected.

[Anonymous No.9433704]

>>9428937
The bankers and royal famalies already have control of half the wealth. The next step is to physically cripple and enslave the remainder...

What do you think... After agenda 21 has killed off 80% of humans that those 1% are just going to give up on usury and taxation?

Your children will end up living in practical serfdom and shackles for wrong think unless you wake the fuck up and lay down the law and traditional values for them because T.V. and pop culture wants them to be bimbo and fag slaves.

[Anonymous No.9433712]

>>9433324
I'm not working in the kitchen all day though. They use the cheapest industrial soap, I swear it's giving me chills just thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.9433726]

>>9418404
half of the crop is wasted anyway due to shitty harvesting equipment; he's not stealing anything. You really think those big machines harvesting crops don't destroy some of it ?