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>I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
what did he mean by this?

>> No.9411982

bump

>> No.9412094

Back in the 90s several burger chains had jargon for their food instead of just calling it what it was. In and out burger and fatburger still do this. Recall the burger joint from Doug? This is a joke in vein of that. It was probably all nonsense.

>> No.9412422

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe:
Double Triple = 6 patties, Bossy = all-beef, Deluxe = everything on it.

On a raft:
Toast in place of burger buns.

4x4:
Previous 6 patties x 4 = 24 total patties, with another 24 slices of cheese.

Animal style:
Patties cooked in mustard, 24 layers of everything.

Extra shingles:
Extra toast, 2 per layer, 14 total.

With a shimmy:
Jelly spread on toast.

And a squeeze:
Orange juice to drink.

Light axle grease:
Light butter on the toast.

Make it cry:
Extra onions.

Burn it:
Patties are well-done.

Let it swim:
Extra special sauce.

>> No.9412444

>>9412422
Wow great post, been wondering what the fuck that all meant since I was a kid. I mean some of them like 4x4, deluxe, animal style are obvious but the rest were a mystery to me.

>> No.9412491

>>9412422
I've had a little bit of experience, but that is an extensive list of terminology. Can I ask what you're experience is, or how youre so well versed?

>> No.9412510

>>9411940

He wants a beefburger.

I do not eat beefburgers.

>> No.9412512

>>9412510
You eat dickburgers

>> No.9412566 [DELETED] 

>>9412422
amerifat here. Cooked at Several Diners in Louisvile. During the Derby we had to learn some old slang to appeal to the tourists. Ive also read books about 50s and 60s diner culture.
>>9412422
Thanks Anon. I think it would be a one way ticket to stroke city if you ate the monstrosity.

>> No.9412572

>>9412422
Jesus fuck this post

>> No.9412578

>>9412491
Amerifat here. Worked at diners in Louisville during the derby and we talked like that for tourists. Also have read books about 50s and 60s diner culture

>> No.9412579

>>9412444
Thanks Anon. I was always curious too. Now that i know, i realize that bubble bass is on his way to type 2 diabetes

>> No.9412595
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>>9412422
don't even remember why i saved this or when, but it finally has a use

>> No.9412629

>>9412578
Only for tourists? Doesn't jargon like this stem from local traditions and dialects?

>> No.9412683
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9412683

>>9411940
Newfags, all of you.

>> No.9412684

>>9412422
I've read an alternate interpretation that states 'Double Triple' = 2 patties and 3 slices of cheese, 'Four by four' = extra everything and 'Extra shingles' = extra pickles, which gives you a more reasonably sized burger with a lot more vegetables. It's hard to tell how valid either reading is due to the context-dependence of diner slang (e.g. 'let it swim' is also used to refer to ice cream floats)

>> No.9412704

>>9412094
Don't act like you don't know

>> No.9412711

>>9412595
Average lunch for Rich Piana

>> No.9412725

>>9412422
>And a squeeze:
>Orange juice to drink.

Why place your beverage order in the middle of the monstrous burger order? Asking for a fucked up order

>> No.9412763

>>9411940
>animal-style
hell yeah my niggy nog bump it

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9412788

>>9411940

>> No.9412942
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9412942

>>9412444

>> No.9412959

>>9412422
Out of curiosity, are there any burger joints that offer a toast option? It seems more appetising than the cold buns one usually gets.

>> No.9412980
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9412980

>>9412959
Go to your local diner and order a patty melt

>> No.9412983

>I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a mattress, on all fours, anime-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light ass lube, make it cry, burn it, and let it cum.

What did he mean by this?

>> No.9413054

>>9412422
haha you forgot the bickles

>> No.9413463

>>9412711
Rich piano is dead.

>> No.9413486

>>9412959
whataburger

>> No.9413540

>fatass wants a 10 pound burger
>bitches about muh pickles
Fuck that guy and everyone who gave Spongebob shit.

>> No.9413555

>>9413540
Spongebob is an autist but he has a heart of gold and he prided himself on his ability to deliver some genuinely good fast food to order.

The fact that nobody called out his bullshit scheme earlier is retarded.

>> No.9413561

>>9412595
You would die from liver failure before the beetus even kicked in

>> No.9413567

>>9412422
childhood RUINED

>> No.9413588

>>9412959
waffle house

>> No.9413691

>>9412422
>>9412683
>>9412595
Any challenge eaters try slaying this beast?

>> No.9414102
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9414102

>>9412980
>rare burgers

>> No.9414121

>>9414102
That's medium fuccboi. Also bet you've never eaten a cannibal sandwich.

>> No.9414123
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9414123

>>9412595
>86 layers

>> No.9414743

>>9414121
okay jack, you don't undercook ground beef

>> No.9414758

>>9412683
I remember that thread.

>> No.9415282
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9415282

>>9412422
>>9412595
>this thread

>> No.9415373

>>9411940
bubblebass is hungry

>> No.9415679

>>9411940
Back then animal abuse was the norm

>> No.9415684

>>9414102
I like it better medium rare. I understand why some people want it cooked through though since it's all mixed together.

>> No.9415728

>>9414102
That's not even close to rare. I bet you order a pork chop well done.

>> No.9415928

>>9413540
But he was lying about the pickles

>> No.9415986

>>9412512

I do not.

>> No.9417323

>>9414102
>>9414743

This is fine if it's high quality beef.

>> No.9417348

>>9412422

thanks reddit

>> No.9417362

>>9417348
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>> No.9418006

>>9417348
Dovy?