webms

[Anonymous No.9403975]

[Anonymous No.9404076]

>>9403975
That looks satisfying, is their a clip where he curls the whole pan?

[Anonymous No.9404110]

[Anonymous No.9404120]

>>9403975
I wish those damn things were that easy to clean. In real life that shit'd be all polymerized and burnt on.

[Anonymous No.9404124]

>>9404110
I was honestly expecting that to cut to like him taking a cock up the ass or something

[Anonymous No.9404726]

>>9404110
autism

[Anonymous No.9404902]

[Anonymous No.9404907]

[Anonymous No.9404935]

>>9404902
None of those look tasty, just pretty.
Just like women, all show and no substance.

[Anonymous No.9404959]

see that waxy stuff? that's the same stuff that is in your arteries when you eat that garbage.

[Anonymous No.9404963]

>>9404110
What the hell am I looking at? Did he degrease the pizza and then put on some pregrinded "parmesan"? Why? Where is that from?

>>9404902
Make it stop!

[Anonymous No.9404988]

[Anonymous No.9405012]

>>9404935
We dont care about your virginity anon

[Anonymous No.9405022]

>>9404959
That's not how your body works. You don't just reappropriate whatever it is you eat, your body literally breaks it down to its base materials and makes new things out of it. Wax doesn't go into your stomach acid and then into your heart.

[Anonymous No.9405672]

[Anonymous No.9405697]

>>9404988

Is this serious or a joke?

[Anonymous No.9405707]

>>9405672
fag

[Anonymous No.9405711]

>>9404110
Do faggots actually eat pizza like this?

[Anonymous No.9405712]

>>9403975
what movie?

[Anonymous No.9405719]

>>9405711
almost religiously, yes.

[Anonymous No.9405741]

>>9405712
Malcolm in the Middle S03E05

[Anonymous No.9405744]

>>9405012
dumb roastie lmao

[Anonymous No.9406025]

[Anonymous No.9406142]

[Anonymous No.9406303]

>>9404963
That's hilarious but catching fish with that screen door is pretty impressive.

[Anonymous No.9406321]

Not tried this myself, but it seems to be just like making lemon curd.

[Anonymous No.9406335]

>>9404120
Seriously. I feel like this fake because unless that flat-top was at a really low temp that should all be black-epoxi'd on.

Thank god for 3M and other shit I shouldn't be breathing, let alone touching.

[Anonymous No.9406352]

>>9406025
>hey guys look what Hiro is doing!

[Anonymous No.9406583]

>>9404110
>ididntwantthistrigger.webm

[Anonymous No.9406765]

[Anonymous No.9406786]

>>9406765
absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.9406792]

>>9405711
faggots and asians

[Anonymous No.9406793]

Post more please

[Anonymous No.9406799]

>>9404110
Isn't this a joke spoof from college humor?

[Anonymous No.9406819]

[Anonymous No.9406826]

>>9403975
Braggi's brazen balls! Is that some sort of weird ASMR video or something?

[Anonymous No.9406829]

>>9406819

[Anonymous No.9406835]

>>9406819
do people like when pizzas do this?
i hate this shit personally

[Anonymous No.9406865]

>>9404988
fuck this

[Anonymous No.9406876]

>>9404988
HOLY FUCKED I KEKED SO HARD WHEN THEY TURNED IT BACK INTO A STRAWBERRY

fuck that is just so perfect. the perfect webm of what modern cooking has become.

[Anonymous No.9406880]

>>9406835
it's so the cheese doesn't burn because it takes more time to cook due to size

[Anonymous No.9407638]

>>9406835
Americans think messy slop equals good eatin'. They're basically human shaped pigs.

[Anonymous No.9407648]

>>9405672
I fucking hate queers

[Anonymous No.9407684]

>>9407638
there the eurotrash goes again, stop being so obsessed with us

[Anonymous No.9407704]

>>9407684
Right on cue. :^) Hello obsessive. No need to keep projecting.

[Anonymous No.9407714]

[Anonymous No.9407724]

>>9407714
my feels
ouch

[Anonymous No.9407731]

>>9403975
I can smell this fucking webm from here.

[Anonymous No.9407734]

>>9406025
>seeded watermelons

[Anonymous No.9407759]

>>9407734
>He prefers boring stiff watermelons to those with great varying texture around the seeds.

[Anonymous No.9407813]

>>9404935
>Being this insecure

[Anonymous No.9407815]

>>9404907
I've kept bees, and this is BRILLIANT.

[Anonymous No.9407817]

[Anonymous No.9407823]

>>9406142
What the actual fuck is THAT?

[Anonymous No.9407827]

>>9407714
What show is this? I can't tell if I should laugh or cry.

[OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk No.9407828]

>>9407823
Milk beans and nyquil noodles.

[Anonymous No.9407856]

>>9407823
Cendol, it's a southeast asian dessert

[Anonymous No.9407864]

>>9404935
How would you know anything about either?

[Anonymous No.9407876]

>>9407734
it is chocolate in the shape of watermelon seeds

[Anonymous No.9407882]

>>9407638
And they only eat the finest of foods in the rest of the world.

[Anonymous No.9407890]

>>9407882
Yeah, because the uk represents the rest of the world. :^)
Now feel free to cherrypick one awful dish from every other country on the planet. I'll wait.

[Anonymous No.9407892]

>>9407890
Mexico.

[Anonymous No.9407893]

>>9407890
I picked the only example I had saved on my PC.

Fact remains America makes better versions of literally anything from what ever shit country you're from.

[Anonymous No.9407903]

>>9407893
>butthurt
lel
Why are murrilards so insecure?

[Anonymous No.9407906]

>>9407903
>obsessed
lel
Why are Euroblobs so low IQ?

[Anonymous No.9407924]

>>9405672
I'm thinking of an F-word alright

[Anonymous No.9407926]

>>9407903
>Mention america literally any chance you get
>Calls others insecure

He-larious

[Anonymous No.9407931]

>>9404110
Speaking as a gay man, if this is why gay bashings happen, they're justified.

[Anonymous No.9407934]

>>9407926
>see fat american hand handling food
>close webm immediately

Has this ever not been the right decision?

[Anonymous No.9407947]

>>9407934
>posting anime on a cooking board

Has this ever been the right decision?

[Anonymous No.9407952]

for apparently being cooking enthusiasts, there sure is a lot of salt around here

[Anonymous No.9407955]

>>9407864
You forgot the "better than" in that filename.

[Anonymous No.9407961]

>>9407906
>>9407926
Lel. Thanks for proving my point.

[Anonymous No.9407968]

>>9407892
WTF did I just see?

[Anonymous No.9407973]

>>9407952
cooking without salt is like fucking without cumming

[Anonymous No.9407975]

>>9407961
Lel. Thanks for proving my point

[Anonymous No.9407979]

>>9407975
>tfw you will never face fuck this bitch while she throws up wings all over your dick

[Anonymous No.9407980]

>>9407934
wrong board faggot

[Anonymous No.9407988]

[Anonymous No.9407992]

>>9407947
>>9407980
Newfags, get out.
>Haha I hate anime am I cool yet?

[Anonymous No.9407993]

>>9407975
lel. Thanks for proving my point.

[Anonymous No.9407999]

>>9407992
Anime is trash though. You don't need to be new to realize that.

[Anonymous No.9408005]

>>9407988
I'm intrigued. Horrified, but intrigued. WTF happened here? Was that cake or ice cream or did they just make a Big Mac omelette?

[Anonymous No.9408016]

>>9408005
>Mushed up Big Mac
>Cream
>Stuff it in a freezer
>Proceed to make some monstrosity with chicken nuggets

[Anonymous No.9408017]

>>9407999
Except you did out yourself as a newfag with the whole
>wrong board
thing.

[Anonymous No.9408021]

>>9408016
None of this looks good even after "fancifying" them. Color palettes are too earthy and bland and the plating is boring.

[Anonymous No.9408026]

>>9407988
>if you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you

[Anonymous No.9408027]

>>9407817
There's not enough vomit in the world to express how disgusted this makes me

[Anonymous No.9408031]

>>9408017
Not even the same guy m8, anime has been shit for quite some time and is part of the reason Japan has record low birthrates.

Should've hit them 2 more times so shit like this wouldn't crawl out of that shit-berg they call an island.

[Anonymous No.9408048]

[Anonymous No.9408056]

>>9408031
>Not even the same guy
:^)

[Anonymous No.9408070]

>>9408056
Im OP. Nice try tho.
Keep being autistic weeb.

[Anonymous No.9408071]

>>9408056
>:^)
:^)

[Anonymous No.9408073]

>>9408056
Shouldn't be hard to believe more than two people think anime is worthless on a board about cooking unless, you're a total mong.

Seeing as you enjoy that weeb trash that's most likely the case.

[Anonymous No.9408076]

>>9408073
THIS DOESN'T LOOK APPETIZING
THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD

[Anonymous No.9408081]

>>9408076
Could be worse.

[Anonymous No.9408085]

>>9408081
Why is Jack crossdressing

[Anonymous No.9408088]

>>9408085
All that salmonella turned him mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.9408090]

>>9408073
they should've stuck to graphic design

[Anonymous No.9408092]

>>9408073
>american """""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""""""

[Anonymous No.9408099]

>>9408085
Can't be him, the food is cooked through so humans can consume it.

[Anonymous No.9408101]

>>9407638
fuck u nigger

[Anonymous No.9408102]

>>9407975

[Anonymous No.9408106]

>>9408099
What on earth did he make?

[Anonymous No.9408109]

>>9408106
Sustenance for the parasites that have taken over his flesh sack of a body.

[Anonymous No.9408111]

>>9408102

[Anonymous No.9408112]

>>9404935
kill yourself already

[Anonymous No.9408114]

>>9408109
His wife must be thrilled!

[Anonymous No.9408117]

>>9408099

[Anonymous No.9408118]

>>9406142
>gotta wait till Thursday for my weekly cendol
Cendol is the essence of life, also drinking it is better.
Fight me

[Anonymous No.9408124]

>>9405707
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.9408134]

>>9408102
she must be doing porn where they film her taking a huge dump

[Anonymous No.9408136]

>>9408117
This is like hypno tranny cuck vids for foodies

[Anonymous No.9408154]

>>9408136
>hypno tranny cuck vids
wut

[Anonymous No.9408157]

>>9407714
>No will ever make you heart shaped food and stare at you longingly
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.9408160]

>>9408073
>"so delicious"
>it's not actually so delicious
>it's not even a little bit delicious
I feel lied to.

[Anonymous No.9408162]

[Anonymous No.9408165]

>>9408162
Are you allowed to fuck it at the dinner table?

[Anonymous No.9408177]

>>9407817
The avocado trend is killing our planet faster than China

[Anonymous No.9408186]

>>9407893
>Mfw I'm French

Ahahhahgahahhaahhah

[Anonymous No.9408232]

>>9407817
>avocado heathier substitute for cheese
I love avocado but it's nothing but fat
>goat cheese easier to digest
The fuck is wrong with these hipster than cant digest normal cheese.

[Anonymous No.9408235]

>>9407975
I want to see her pooping.

[Anonymous No.9408242]

>>9406321
Fuck this shit. Just make it the normal way.

[Anonymous No.9408268]

>>9406765

[Anonymous No.9408281]

>>9407926
That's a travesty, not a pretzel.

[Anonymous No.9408305]

I'm commemorating a special occasion with my gf and I want to make her something special. I've decided to make her stakes with savoury chocolate sauce simply because it looks and sounds so luxurious.

Any of you made/tried it before? Do you have a good recipe? What do I accompany it with?

[Anonymous No.9408323]

>>9408117
I was hoping so hard this was the jack edit and I was not dissappointed

[Anonymous No.9408330]

>>9404110
Tbh I absorb the grease with a napkin or paper towel, but that's it

[Anonymous No.9408350]

>>9404988

All that sugar seriously makes me feel uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.9408360]

>>9408305
>stakes

[Anonymous No.9408388]

>>9408305
Fucking American.
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.9408395]

>>9405697
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/07/05/watch-how-to-make-one-of-japans-elite-restaurants-desserts/

[Anonymous No.9408417]

>>9404935
did someone hurt you anon?

[Anonymous No.9408430]

>>9407864
Why is that lamb chop burnt?

[Anonymous No.9408432]

>>9408235
Most of her shit would be exactly what she ate.

She's lucky she's a cute girl. If it was an average looking guy with the same problem as her, he'd end up starved unless he has a really good actual job.

[Anonymous No.9408434]

/ck/ + /a/

[Anonymous No.9408439]

>>9408235
Someone post her x-ray pics.

[Anonymous No.9408479]

>>9406765
>people don't know who this is

so many plebs detected

[Anonymous No.9408624]

>>9403975

[Anonymous No.9408645]

>>9408624

[Anonymous No.9408653]

>>9408645
that's interesting.

I wonder if that has any effect on how healthy it is. If the laser cooks it super fast, does that mean the fat stays inside the bacon rather than oozing out, or does it vaporize the fat? Can fat be vaporized? How hot is the finished bacon? Is the laser so slow that the bacon has cooled down by the time it's finished?

[Anonymous No.9408661]

>>9406025
i would rather just have the watermelon without any added shit

[Anonymous No.9408667]

>>9407817
>how to turn 20 dolars worth of ingrideints into 2 dollars worth of food

[Anonymous No.9408681]

>>9408653
I think that test didn't work, but what he's trying to do is crisp just the fat without touching the meat.

[Anonymous No.9408693]

>>9408186
Scum of the earth, eat a dick pierre, I will shit on charlemagnes grave

[Anonymous No.9408698]

>>9408653
I own a similar laser engraver and I once used to mark a logo onto a steak.

It vaporizes the fat and makes a massive amount of smoke. Whatever his happening in that video isn't cooking. They're either doing a trial run with no power, or it is being run on a very low power setting.

The red laser that you see in the video isn't actually the cutting/cooking laser. It's just a "laser pointer" you use for layout/aiming purposes. The actual cutting beam is colorless.

>> Can fat be vaporized?
Ever put meat on a pan or grill that was hot enough for you to see smoke? That is vaporizing the fat.

[Anonymous No.9408734]

>>9408479
The fact that Matt Stonie made that piece of shit doesn't make it good.
And knowing who he is doesn't make some some kind of fucking food god.

[Anonymous No.9408793]

>>9408330
This and knife and forking are justified for really shitty greasy pizza, yet it shouldn't be the primary way. If it is, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.9408804]

>>9407817

> melt the oil

[Anonymous No.9408824]

>>9408136

wut

[Anonymous No.9408833]

>>9407817
>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
>proceeds to add goat cheese AND mozzarella

>>9408232
In fairness, the fats in avocados are unsaturated, so are healthier for your cardiovascular system. However, they're still calorie-dense and will fatten you if you're not careful.

Then the recipe proceeds to make the whole concept pointless anyway by adding goat cheese and mozzarella, both of which aren't much more benign than 'regular' cheese in terms of fat and lactose. It's an awful solution for a contrived problem.

[Anonymous No.9408844]

>>9407882
Do Americans really eat this?

[Anonymous No.9408857]

>>9403975
i want to work in a kitchen but i dont want to work in a kitchen every day
It just seems like something i would enjoy doing 3 days a week or something

[Anonymous No.9408866]

>>9404110
I wasn't mad until I saw him not eating the crust at the end

[Anonymous No.9408869]

>>9407988

[Anonymous No.9408891]

>>9407638
But, you're American too....

[Anonymous No.9408893]

>>9408804

coconut oil is not always liquid in room temp

t. lives up north

[Anonymous No.9408894]

>>9407817
>Avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese

Normally, a substitute is at least somewhat similar to the thing it is replacing.

[Anonymous No.9408897]

>>9407934
That's funny since the hand isn't fat at any other angle in the webm and the person whose hand it is attached to is actually German.

[Anonymous No.9408903]

>>9408073
>>9407817
>opposite ends of the spectrum
>both are horrific

[Anonymous No.9408912]

>>9407988
>when fucktards fail chef school

[Anonymous No.9408925]

>>9405012
>>9407813
>>9407864
>>9408112
>>9408417

All these useless roasties lmao.
Truth hurts

[Anonymous No.9408950]

>>9407813
How is that insecure?
Is your post from a random insult generator?
Explain please.
That poster is an asshole for sure , but how is he insecure?

[Anonymous No.9408954]

>>9407817
This actually doesn't look bad at all, it's just the language of the instructions that is lame as hell.

[Anonymous No.9408966]

>>9408134
>Not understanding bulimia...

[Anonymous No.9409006]

>>9407988
Christ there's a whole channel of this shit.

[Anonymous No.9409010]

>>9404110
Fucking american faggot

[Anonymous No.9409020]

>>9404988
Fucking around to this degree is both hilarious and sad. Cooking can be an art but this is a form of gluttony and a waste of time.

His fingernails are also sad and scary.

[Anonymous No.9409045]

>>9406303
fish were obviously dead already

[Anonymous No.9409052]

>>9406335
>fake
uh, isn't that from Malcolm in the Middle?

[Anonymous No.9409071]

Why would you put requiem for a dream music on your hotdog advert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3WDzkbDNQE

[Anonymous No.9409102]

It's a webm and it's in my /ck/ folder.
Says Mettigel, so I suppose its a vid of a Mettigel, but I have no clue why I saved it.
Let's see

[Anonymous No.9409104]

>>9409071
>when that sausage goes in

[Anonymous No.9409111]

[Anonymous No.9409115]

[Anonymous No.9409124]

>>9409102
I really dislike when people make food look like living things. If I want food with a face, I'll leave it on the next time I'm butchering. The real problem is they think it is, "cute".

[Anonymous No.9409137]

[Anonymous No.9409162]

[Anonymous No.9409165]

>>9408925
Go back to your dumb tendies or frog board or whatever the fuck

[Anonymous No.9409167]

>>9407817
>avocado is a healthier substitute cheese
>puts in cheese anyway

[Anonymous No.9409171]

>>9408162
How do the Japanese always make me want to have sex with cake?

[Anonymous No.9409184]

>>9408081

[Anonymous No.9409185]

>>9404124

[Anonymous No.9409201]

>>9404963
Since I was wondering myself where it was from, I did some digging and wa la:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4

[Anonymous No.9409221]

>>9409201
>I dont want to get grease on my hands…
Stop eating crappy pizza and being a retard with no dexterity. I never got grease on my hands from pizza. If anything, I got some tomato sauce on my fingers
>I need them for tweeting and checking facebook
You can't even stop that for the 5 minutes a shitty pizza takes you?

OK, I get it, he's the how-not-to-do-it, but even the others are just all as bad.

That whole vid is a troll, right?

[Anonymous No.9409242]

>>9409167
Came here to post this exact response, what the fuck.
Fuck it, I'd still eat it though.

[Anonymous No.9409244]

>>9409221
i just get my boyfriend to eat it and then piss it into my asshole
it helps keep my hands from getting dirty like one of those filthy working class "people"

[Anonymous No.9409259]

>>9409111
DEAR GOD NO

[Anonymous No.9409282]

>>9408833
The REAL question is; "Does it taste good?"

[Anonymous No.9409284]

>>9406819
just because the cheese is stringy as fuck doesn't means its good ya dumb fucking millennials

[Anonymous No.9409286]

>>9404110
thought that was robert webb 2bh

[Anonymous No.9409287]

>>9408844
>place of origin: United Kingdom
>Do Americans really eat this?

Lrn2Read

[Anonymous No.9409288]

>>9404110
woah uli looks good with a haircut

[Anonymous No.9409295]

>>9409221
You missed the best part. "I'm not gonna eat the crust because I'm cutting carbs"

[Anonymous No.9409299]

>>9407893
>getting annoyed on Latvian sausage board

[Anonymous No.9409319]

>>9409104
topkek reaction

[Anonymous No.9409322]

>>9408073
I wouldn't even want this high

it just looks so dense and greasy

[Anonymous No.9409323]

>>9409111
Her knifework is inferior.

[Anonymous No.9409335]

>>9408857
totally feel ya

if i could get the morning shift at the restaurant where i learned 3-4 days a week, i'd gladly work there since it's basically just prep

[Anonymous No.9409336]

>>9409102
Do Germans really do this?

[Anonymous No.9409340]

>>9409162
No wonder the Nips are so into engineering and have such quickly cooked food.

[Anonymous No.9409355]

>>9409335
it sucks living at a time where the economy is dogshit
in the past you could just go there, shake someones hand and get a part time job and be able to afford a car and other luxuries
Now since there is so much unemployment part time jobs are either gone or taken by women, not that you could afford anything good working one either way

[Anonymous No.9409400]

>>9404110
This nigga ain't even a pro at degreasing pizza.

Here's the fucking world champion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

[Anonymous No.9409401]

>>9407638
>chicago is all of america
The number of Americans who have eaten such a pizza is approximately the same as the number of Europeans who have successfully defended themselves from a refugee.

[Anonymous No.9409419]

>>9406025
We need to drop another nuke.

[Anonymous No.9409426]

>>9408844

[Anonymous No.9409438]

>>9409111
I wish this video was still on youtube

[Anonymous No.9409444]

>>9408925
>They don't agree with my sad ideals
>Must be women

You lead a sad life.

[Anonymous No.9409447]

>>9409104
ESSS TO ESSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.9409465]

>>9409006
Is the cream savory? Cause if it is then I see no problem, it will end up being a cold dip.

[Anonymous No.9409469]

>>9404935
can someone photoshop a sip poking through?

[Anonymous No.9409487]

>>9408031
I know these pancakes are mainly for looks, but do they even taste good? They're way too overcooked and flat.

[Anonymous No.9409492]

>>9409284
see
>>9406829
Which is a movie from the early 1980s about a time in the 1940s-50s, which has nothing to do with millennials. Just look at that cheese work. I only know about that movie because I was born in the 1970s and got to see it at the drive in with my family.

[Anonymous No.9409500]

>>9407638
Chicago pizza is amazing you deprived Euroscum

[Anonymous No.9409525]

>>9408734
Everything Matt Stonie makes looks awful, it's like what starving trailer trash would have wet dreams about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80QoDvEJBA

[Anonymous No.9409550]

>>9409167
Compared to regular macaroni and cheese it is healthier

[Anonymous No.9409559]

>>9404902
most of those don't look that good or even good to eat.

[Anonymous No.9409583]

>>9409550
It isn't though. "avocado is healthier than cheese" is nowhere close to be true.

[Anonymous No.9409646]

>>9409287
>>9409426

[Anonymous No.9409661]

[Anonymous No.9409663]

>>9409646
>"I was only pretending to be retarded!"

[Anonymous No.9409667]

>>9407817
>mac and fuck it green shit

[Anonymous No.9409668]

>>9409667
72 virgins dissing you in Heaven boy

[Anonymous No.9409748]

>>9409525
That legitimately made me hungry for. Burrito.

[Anonymous No.9409753]

>>9409500
>Chicago
>"""""""""""""""""""""pizza""""""""""""""""""""""""

[Anonymous No.9409837]

>>9406025
I hate this Jap/Korean style of aesthetics > taste

[Anonymous No.9409847]

>>9406142
If this was a mexican making it, it'd have 20 more usless ingredients and be 20 times worse. I don't think any culture has missed the point on cuisine by a larger margin than mexican.

[Anonymous No.9409854]

>>9409288
That feel when no one's gonna get your joke. Is the autism king still alive anyway.

[Anonymous No.9409873]

>>9409854
I get it, but it wasn't very funny or well executed.

[Anonymous No.9409875]

>>9409661
All these emotions while watching this

>ah so simple, elega....
>wait wtf
>rage
>wait wtf
>ooohhhhhh
>keks

Yeah.

[Anonymous No.9409895]

>>9409102
>>9409336
Mett is actually really good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9g4X7LnR18

[Anonymous No.9409903]

>>9409447

[Anonymous No.9409920]

>>9409895
Is that just raw meat?
To think that people give the US shit about food.

[Anonymous No.9409922]

>>9407988
>ketchup
>on a big mac

WHAT IS EVEN THE FUCKING POINT OF USING A BIG MAC THEN

[Anonymous No.9409940]

>>9409137
that's the problem with despotic hierarchies, sooner or later your ass is going to get beat down

[Anonymous No.9409971]

>>9409920
Raw pork, yes. Food doesn't have to be very advanced to be good and I personally don't give the US shit about their food.
I know that the lower classes eat a lot of burgers and hotdogs, but that's the case in many countries and it doesn't define the food culture of the entire country.
When I think of American food culture I think more of BBQ and crawfish boils and you'd have to be a real piece of shit to turn down an invitation to either of those.

[Anonymous No.9409977]

[Anonymous No.9410023]

>>9409971
>I know that the lower classes eat a lot of burgers and hotdogs
And a lot of BBQ. BBQ is ubiquitous across class lines in the US. Even trailer parks have them. And usually the food at a BBQ isn't good. It usually isn't bad either. The beer and the usually good company makes up for it though. Till someone gets drunk and starts hitting on one of the women.

[Anonymous No.9410049]

>>9409971
>Raw pork
What about trichinosis?

[Anonymous No.9410071]

>>9405672
Discusting

[Anonymous No.9410088]

>>9408479
>pleb

back to r*ddit you go

[Anonymous No.9410141]

>>9408026

[Anonymous No.9410160]

>>9404902
>ey what do you call this dessert?
>fat bitch in a dress m8

[Anonymous No.9410172]

>>9408099
His wife

[Anonymous No.9410193]

>>9408111
>>9408102
>>9407975

So wheres the porn where I get to see her naked with a huge distended stomach stuffed with food?

[Anonymous No.9410195]

>>9408162

How does one make such a sexy cake?

[Anonymous No.9410196]

>>9409977
is there something in the USA that prevent burger buns to not look like ssqueezed hit?

[Anonymous No.9410243]

>>9408966
Shes not bulimic she has some rare gastrointestinal problem that doesn't let her food digest properly. Some of her shit comes out still looking like food.

[Anonymous No.9410393]

>>9409111
>Her finger survived the 0:16 mark
Thank god that knife is as blunt as it is.

[Anonymous No.9410402]

>>9410393
ikr

[Anonymous No.9410418]

Anyone got any webms of those mexican street stalls where it's like a bag of chips with a lot of disgusting shit like Mt. Dew on it

[Anonymous No.9410425]

>>9410196
Holy fuck so obsessed lol!

I know we're the chads of the world but you third worlders gotta find someone else to obsessively talk about kek

[Anonymous No.9410428]

>>9405672
Nothing had touched his mouth yet, let alone his tongue. He even sticks it out half a second after he "tasted" it and it should still be in his mouth. That's some terrible acting.

[Anonymous No.9410445]

>>9410425
>obsessively responding to every post with nothing but meme deflections
I N S E C U R E
N
S
E
C
U
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E

[Anonymous No.9410466]

>>9410445
It's pathetic. I wonder if it's the same guy patrolling /ck/ 24/7 looking for perceived slights against America. I'm American and even I can't post comments about America that fall short of insane, delusional jingoistic nonsense, without him freaking out about the obsessed foreign boogyman

It's the kind of thing I might expect from some irrelevant shit hole, like how on /k/ there was that MALAYSIA STRONG guy a few years back. There must be a lot of "economic anxiety" in flyover land if they're feeling this threatened by the idea that foreigners exist

[Anonymous No.9410473]

>>9408124
Have a problem, pole smoker?

[Anonymous No.9410495]

>>9408073

[Anonymous No.9410514]

>>9409663
Do Americans really believe this?

[Anonymous No.9410569]

>>9410466
>States that its one shitposter
>Goes on to project what he believes said person feels onto an entire country

[Anonymous No.9410634]

[Anonymous No.9410688]

>>9408048

This is a farce. The hamster merely kept them in its cheeks. It never really consumed anything until after the competition.

I'm notifying the BBB immediately.

[Anonymous No.9410744]

>>9406025
did everyone fucking miss the far more important thing in this video?

They have fucking CORN ON THE COB flavored icecream.

[Anonymous No.9410764]

>>9404110

I don't even have a problem with dabbing pizza if it's really greasy but jesus he's doing in just the faggiest way possible

[Anonymous No.9410769]

>>9409111
It's a fucking butter knife, I doubt it could even cut her skin

[Anonymous No.9410781]

>>9410634
Those fuckin job stealing robots

[Anonymous No.9410790]

>>9410764
Of course he does it in the faggiest way possible, what part of that video would lead you to believe that faggot doesn't gobble dicks at every opportunity?

[Anonymous No.9410793]

>>9406819

fuck the haters, this looks good as hell

[Anonymous No.9410816]

>>9410781
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.9410832]

>>9407892

Is this shit actually common in Mexico or is it just this one retarded guy?

[Anonymous No.9410839]

>>9408016

lost at pouring the diet Red Bull in a wine glass

[Anonymous No.9410872]

>>9409201
>Okay, I'm just gonna touch it
It's a fucking slice of pizza, what is the issue.

[Anonymous No.9410880]

>>9410781

That's one of the coolest /ck/ webms ive ever seen

[Anonymous No.9410885]

>>9407817
Everyone is missing the point here. Warm avocado is fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.9410912]

>>9406819
Whoa
So this... Is the power... Of 'go 'za

[Anonymous No.9410915]

>>9410781

What is this wizardry

[Anonymous No.9410921]

>>9410195
Hundreds of eggs

[Anonymous No.9410924]

>>9407926
Germany you dirty fraulein you.

[Anonymous No.9411014]

here's your bun, bro

[Anonymous No.9411020]

>>9411014
>wickerman intensifies

[Anonymous No.9411042]

>>9407926
would unironically devour that

am american tho

[Anonymous No.9411057]

>>9411014
has europe gone too far??

[Anonymous No.9411213]

>>9411014
what are they making?

[Anonymous No.9411264]

>>9411213
bees

[Anonymous No.9411279]

>>9409115
>sneaking in those jack clips
you cheeky fucker

[Anonymous No.9411301]

>>9410832
Not common at all. It's stupid city food for poor people. Poor people think a lot of ingredients = better deal so they end up spending ten dollars for shitload of cheap ingredients.

It's not what Mexicans actually eat.

[Anonymous No.9411310]

>>9411301
Sure it's not. Your people love this shit.

[Anonymous No.9411385]

>>9404110
>Holding the pizza while you're dabbing it
>Cutting it but not even bothering to cut it up all the way
>Putting a glove on when you've already touched it with your hands
I'm mad. I get dabbing, I somewhat get cutting, but fuck, stop being retarded

[Anonymous No.9411400]

>>9407934

>American
>uses whole grain mustard

a contradiction

[Anonymous No.9411439]

>>9404988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7zNY0I5JNI

[Anonymous No.9411447]

>>9411310
Yeah lad I'm sure you know the foods and customs of his ethnic group much better than he does

[Anonymous No.9411452]

>>9408232
>>9408833
The lactose intolerant speaking here. Regular cows milk gives me the hella shits. Cheese and other products are relatively managable. One day I saw a jug of goats milk sitting next to the Lactaid at Krogers. I gave it a read, and it claimed the difference in fat molecule construction and shape renders it far easier to digest than cow juice. I've since consumed a few. It gives me no problems at all. Don't try this if you can't do goat cheese, because goat milk has that distinct goat cheesey flavor, and it's not subtle. All your coffee, all your cereal...

[Anonymous No.9411456]

>>9405741
I recall her boss told her to make gravy with it.

[Anonymous No.9411467]

>>9409525
There's no way he didn't go throw all that shit up after

[Anonymous No.9411476]

>>9403975
Is this still hbo

[Anonymous No.9411487]

>>9407714
Straight savage

[Anonymous No.9411488]

>>9407931
I am also a gay man and the only thing i could think of watching that was "what is this faggot doing?"

[Anonymous No.9411490]

>>9404110
there's this bitch at my work who eats pizza with a knife and fork... still fucked her tho

[Anonymous No.9411493]

>>9407817
>"Avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese"
>Adds cheese almost immediately after
Jesus fucking Christ

[Anonymous No.9411512]

>>9409469
is this what you wanted?

[Anonymous No.9411564]

>>9407882
>Believes everything he reads on Wikipedia

[Anonymous No.9411570]

>>9407947
Well, she does have cake

[Anonymous No.9411583]

>>9409137
Is that the son he bragged about choking out?

[Anonymous No.9411586]

>>9410425
>Lol

[Anonymous No.9411607]

>>9409492
>Born in the mid-70's
>watched in on cable when I was about 13 or so.

[Anonymous No.9411630]

>>9409753
>doesn't realize Chicago has the second highest concentration of italian americans on the continent.
>uses faggoty """""""""""""""""""""""X""""""""""""""""" ascii meme
>Eurotard

[Anonymous No.9411651]

>>9411213
Honey buns.

[Anonymous No.9411668]

>>9410049
Trichinosis is caused by a parasite (Trichinella roundworms) Such roundworms are not pesent in all pork. In fact, any pork or pig in the US found to be infected with roundworms is destroyed.

Between 2009 and 2012 there were only 5 outbreaks of Trich in the entire US, and 3 of those were traced to raw or undercooked b;ack bear (bears are a distant relative of pigs). THe largets outbreak was in NorCal at a family gathering where 33 people all ate undercooked bear. Only about 15 poeple a year get trich. So long as your country employs proper meat inspection, you could eat nothing but raw porkchops and it's less than a one-in-a-million chance that you'll get trichinosis.

[Anonymous No.9411689]

>>9410418
here
>>9407892

[Anonymous No.9411694]

>>9411689
I can keep going.

[Anonymous No.9411703]

>>9410764
>dabbing pizza if it's really greasy

What the fuck do you think parmesian is for?

[Anonymous No.9411711]

>>9409438
I don't have the link on hand but both vids are saved on youtube, it gets posted here from time to time.

[Anonymous No.9411717]

>>9410872
this is the same sort of asshole who eats a candybar with a fork and knife.

[Anonymous No.9411719]

>>9411703
to remind him of the cum-covered dicks he's going to be eating later

[Anonymous No.9411720]

>>9408073
>doesnt show it in the pan fully cooked
that pan must've been completely full of grease

[Anonymous No.9411741]

>>9411452
Dwarf Nigerian goat milk is superb in coffee.

[Anonymous No.9411747]

>>9411694
please don't. The first two put me off my bangers and mash for the evening.

[Anonymous No.9411773]

>>9409661
>collect shards
it gets me everytime

[Anonymous No.9411794]

>>9411014
Why even bother wearing the gloves at this point?

[Anonymous No.9411822]

>>9408305
yes anon, stakes with chocolate sauce will be a delightful anniversary treat.

[Anonymous No.9411832]

>>9409102
that's disturbing. 0/10 would not eat

[Anonymous No.9411854]

>>9410445
>>9410466
>they took the bait

[Anonymous No.9411855]

>>9411822
>stakes
wtf is wrong with this their called steaks.

[Anonymous No.9411861]

>>9411855
>their

[Anonymous No.9411863]

>>9411855
read the post I was responding to. also,
>their

[Anonymous No.9411872]

>>9411855
your an idiot it's *there

[Anonymous No.9411884]

>>9411872
>please be bait
>please be bait
>please be bait
>please be bait

[Anonymous No.9411899]

>>9411884
*bate

[Anonymous No.9411905]

>>9411899
oh thank the lord
I will be able to sleep tonight.

[Anonymous No.9411907]

>>9411694
and they act surprised when their hearts stop beating at 50

[Anonymous No.9411992]

>>9404902
this is some really gay stuff

made me wonder what the point of existence is

[Anonymous No.9411998]

>>9404959
brainlet detected

[Anonymous No.9412001]

>>9404988
this video makes me want to commit suicide

[Anonymous No.9412008]

>>9409444
>assuming someone's life is sad because they make ironic memes on a anonymous knitting forum

You must be a faggot

[Anonymous No.9412018]

>>9411694
wtf is this

what is the white stuff in the beginning in the cup

why

fuck mexico, their food looks like shit

[Anonymous No.9412034]

new one >>9412030

[Anonymous No.9412043]

>>9407979
same, I don't want to suffer anymore

[Anonymous No.9412063]

>>9411630
>Triggered
:^)
>Italian americans
wew. this shit again. There's no such thing as "blabla" americans
You're just american.

[Anonymous No.9412067]

>>9411854
>"I was merely pretending"

[Anonymous No.9412081]

>>9409525
the frozen burritos ruined it

[Anonymous No.9412259]

>>9406792
Fuck off nigger we use chopsticks

[Anonymous No.9413136]

>>9404124

That would have been less gay than what he actually did

[Anonymous No.9413146]

>>9404963

holy fuck he actually managed to catch fish with that door

Thats kinda insane

[Anonymous No.9413169]

>>9407864

Does he not realize its fucking burnt? White people need to stop cooking altogether this is legitimately embarrassing for you

[Anonymous No.9413171]

>>9407892
Trump was right all along

[Anonymous No.9413239]

>>9411447

I know youre being sarcastic but thats not actually such an unlikely thing to occur

[Anonymous No.9413244]

>>9411694

Americanised """mexican"""" food is god tier

But actual mexicans need to be gassed ASAP