/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9401834]

How do you spend your fridays?

Not sure about you anons, but i do it with a bunch of pizza.

[Anonymous No.9401843]

>>9401834
>Home from work
>Invite friends over
>Order a bigass pizza
Yeah that's a pretty comfy way to spend a Friday.

[Anonymous No.9401844]

yer za looks good, m8
where's it from?

[Anonymous No.9401845]

>>9401834
Moscow mules, maybe some beer, chips, salsa, maybe videogames with a friend, language practice, funposting

[Anonymous No.9401847]

All the days are the same too me. I spend it in moms basement shit posting

[Anonymous No.9401858]

>>9401834
For me, it's going to get some authentic Italian food in Boston's famous North End. Last time I went I had some veal osso buco with the most tender bone marrow I have ever had, shit was so cash

[Anonymous No.9401862]

I finished my shift at the factory at 7 am. Been lobstering until three. Now I'm heading home to sleep so I can wake up at 10 to go to work again.

[Anonymous No.9401868]

Same

[Anonymous No.9401870]

>>9401844
OP here, Its from Norway, some based Turkish bro makes it. Really delicious!

[Anonymous No.9401875]

>>9401834

>doesnt have source
>only global offensive

[Anonymous No.9401881]

>>9401875
Source is there, GO is in favorites to make it easier to find it.

[Anonymous No.9401882]

>>9401868
Perfect Friday night imho tbqhwyf

[Anonymous No.9401889]

>>9401868
Eat your crust, it'll put hair on your beta chest.

[Anonymous No.9401893]

>>9401862
Why is there a foot in that photo

[Anonymous No.9401895]

>>9401889
Literally realised that anon didn't eat his crust...
>feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.9401902]

>>9401862
Anon... i am speechless.

[Anonymous No.9401909]

I'm unemployed and I didn't even realize it was Friday because every day is Friday night

[Anonymous No.9401915]

>>9401909
Sounds depressing enough..

[Anonymous No.9401917]

>>9401889
My dad used to call it "the bones".
>why didn't you eat the bones anon?

[Anonymous No.9401926]

>>9401893
You don't out you feet on a nice Friday drive?

[Anonymous No.9401932]

>>9401926
This looks like PA

[Anonymous No.9401934]

>>9401909
Same.

[Anonymous No.9401935]

>>9401926
What in the fuck anon... are you part autistic and part elastic?

[Anonymous No.9401942]

>>9401926
Fuck no, that's bad manners. Not to mention dangerous as fuck if you get in an accident.

I do enjoy going for a nice drive or a ride though. But I need both my feet for driving the car or motorcycle.

[Anonymous No.9401944]

>>9401935
The autistic part I can see. But the elastic part? How fat or out of shape are you so that you couldn't put your foot up there?

[Anonymous No.9401962]

>>9401944
>>9401944
I can put my feet behind my head and turn my feet backwards. And I'm a little autistic.

>>9401942
My captain is driving me to his house where I parked my car.

[Anonymous No.9401996]

>>9401834
I know this is going to get some ridicule but how do you make friends OP? The thought of spending my Friday night with a couple of friends and pizza and beer sounds amazing. I have aspbergers and have never understood friendship and how it works. Just because I have aspbergers doesn't mean I don't feel or understand loneliness though. I'm 34 and have never had a best friend. Thankfully I'm good looking enough that about once a year some girl will have the balls to hit on me out of the blue at work and I'll get a date or 2 out of it but that's really the limit of my social interaction.

[Anonymous No.9402024]

>>9401962
Anon, are you living in your truck? Be honest.

[Anonymous No.9402169]

>>9402024
No. I live in this palace.

[Anonymous No.9402184]

>>9402169
maintain your goddamn yard, you white trash shitbird

[Anonymous No.9402193]

>>9402169
Why are you hanging tree branches from a clothesline, some kind of avant garde art project?

[Anonymous No.9402194]

>>9402169
That looks kind of cozy if you live there solo and take care of it. Why is the a fence made of found wood placed haphazardly in the middle of your yard?

[Anonymous No.9402205]

>>9402194
It was a stopgap measure to keep the chickens out of the garden. It's mid way through being removed and replaced with metal fencing.

[Anonymous No.9402206]

>>9402169

looks like your dog is sad as shit, anon

spend some time with him

[Anonymous No.9402210]

>>9402169
I'll buy the dog.

[Anonymous No.9402215]

>>9402169
>time is a flat circle.jpg

[Anonymous No.9402220]

>>9402205
>garden
>an overgrown patch of weeds

wtf?

[Anonymous No.9402224]

>>9402210
Her medication costs 250$ a month.
Are you sure you want her?

[Anonymous No.9402232]

Well, I'm spending my Friday afternoon cleaning, playing vidya, and braising beef shank for dinner. Going to have braised beef shank, mashed potatoes, and arugula salad. Lovely.

[Anonymous No.9402242]

>>9402232
you should make a thread about that beef shank my man

[Anonymous No.9402243]

>>9402232
Sounds good bro. You got any wine in there with the beef?

[Anonymous No.9402250]

Watching Dr.Disrespect Livestream on twitch.com, some weed, some vodka, then some League of Legends and CSGO tonight with a ((sip)).

[Anonymous No.9402255]

>>9402250
Oh yeah and food...take out Mexican burrito taco beans and rice with nachos.

[Anonymous No.9402258]

>>9401902
he's just holding his legs apart while I rim him through the hole in the seat of his pyjamas

[Anonymous No.9402262]

>>9402243
Yep, I used an old vine Zinfandel that was already open. Normally I use a heavier red, but I didn't want to open another bottle.

>>9402242
I should have, but since it's already in the oven, it's too late. Boo.

[Anonymous No.9402264]

>>9402220

[Anonymous No.9402273]

>>9401996
I'm sorry guy. I think you missed the boat. even in normieland, it's ridiculously hard to make strong friendships as an adult, and if you don't have any experience at all at what friendship is then I have high doubts you'll be able to overcome your turdburger. But idk if you really want to try, read some books.

[Anonymous No.9402278]

>>9402273
I've read several books on the subject. It's all about using things like intuition and reading social situations. I'm absolutely lost as far as that goes. I just wish it was as easy as, after a conversation or 2, just saying do you want to be my friend. I just don't understand.

[Anonymous No.9402281]

>>9401996
Not OP but i was going to say that most of my best friends i met at whatever job im working. You said that ur employed tho so i dont know what else to reccomend. Maybe small parties? Those are my favorite. My mother used to always say "you'll meet all yr best friends in college!" Lolol no. Huge pile of shit

[Anonymous No.9402282]

>>9402264
I wanna come over and drink beers, and slowly start staying over longer and lingering until eventually it seems like I'm always hanging out at your house but you don't really mind because we're friends.

[Anonymous No.9402286]

>>9402281
Yeah I'm a nurse and work in a hospital surrounded by extremely attractive women all day. I just don't understand how to make that into a situation where I can be friends with them as well

[Anonymous No.9402294]

>>9402286
Just be youself my man. Confidence is key. Also patience.

[Anonymous No.9402295]

>>9402278
It's not a math equation dude. Be honest and act like yourself, be comfortable with who you are and find someone who enjoys your company as much as you enjoy theirs.

Then, you just talk and decide what you wanna do. Videogames? Tv? Sports? Whatever..

[Anonymous No.9402301]

>>9402295
That's just it though, I really don't like me. A normal person wouldn't have to deal with this. And I'm tired of being not normal. I've been able to take girls out on dates and I'm good for a little while but with more exposure to me they can tell that I'm a little off.

[Anonymous No.9402308]

>>9401834
no beer/10

[Anonymous No.9402310]

>>9402301
Ok, then you're an awkward son if a bitch.

Does that change anything? No. Just find someone who doesn't mind you being a self absorbed low confidence sperg.

[Anonymous No.9402313]

>>9402301
Hmmm. Well if I can leave you with one thing.....just please....please dont pick up the bottle.

[Anonymous No.9402315]

>>9402313
Too late for that. Got a bottle of willit still pot at home that's calling my name already just talking to you guys

[Anonymous No.9402317]

>>9402310
Yep you just described my dream girl

[Anonymous No.9402320]

>>9402278
Idk I read dale carnegie and his books help me a lot. People aren't as complex as I used to think, Or, they are complex, but it's really easy to make them like you.

[Anonymous No.9402321]

>>9402313
Well I don't know ow about that one, Jim.

I was actually going to recommend that our friend does try alcohol, it'll smooth everything out and make you see things like this for how unimportant and inconsiquensial they really are.

[Anonymous No.9402323]

>>9402320
I'll have to give his a try

[Anonymous No.9402471]

>>9402169
that dog has gone through some shit

[Anonymous No.9402479]

>>9402471
Literally and figuratively

[Anonymous No.9402539]

>>9402286
Don't look for "friendships" in the opposite sex. That shit doesn't work at all. There's always an underlying sexual tension that precludes relaxation which is a must for friendship. You just have to start talking to other males in a work, neighbor, bar or other social setting and see if you share common interests in activities (even if it's something like sampling craft beers) that can be enjoyed together. Start doing those activities and sharing experiences and pretty soon you have a friend and probably other friends who are his friends as well.

But honestly, although I have some "friends" that I've made in adulthood, they'll never match the depth of friendships I had in college when everyone was a freewheeling poorfag. Don't expect too much out of it as an adult.

[Anonymous No.9402697]

>>9401834
How gross is your keyboard?

[Anonymous No.9402747]

>>9402169
holy fuck, thank christ I don't have to live like this. Thanks anon, I was feeling shitty about my life/job/condo recently but seeing how you live made me reevaluate my shit kek.

[Anonymous No.9402762]

>>9402169
Are you that guy with the retarded dog, the weed plants and homebrew in your dirty ass house?

[Anonymous No.9402796]

I like to chill with an American Classic and my favorite shows.

[Anonymous No.9402979]

>got home from work around 7:30pm
>ate some pasta and bread
>about to go drink heavily with my suite mate

gonna be good

[Anonymous No.9402989]

>>9401834
>How do you spend your fridays?

Desperately try to find something that will keep me entertained over the weekend, drinking the night away. Always just end up going fishing.

Life is boring.

[Anonymous No.9402993]

>>9401834
>Eating in front of the computer.

This is the worst thing you can do to yourself.

[Anonymous No.9403002]

>>9401834
I just spent 2 hours soaking in the bathtub reading shit on my phone and nursing a mild stomach ache. Now I'm gonna eat a microwave meal, drink some chamomile tea, and watch Stargate SG-1 before tucking in to bed at a reasonable hour.

[Anonymous No.9403006]

>>9401834
>6+ slices
>2, yes, containers of ranch sauce

i'm guessing 320 lbs give or take a stone

[Anonymous No.9403072]

>>9401926
If you put your ugly-ass nasty-ass feet anywhere in my car but the floor, I'd immediately stop and kick you out.

[Anonymous No.9403080]

I spend my night with chef and a dab pen

[Anonymous No.9403116]

>>9403002
female.

Long shower, on the phone constantly, fake pain, cant cook, drinks tea, shows with mostly males. Get off my board

[Anonymous No.9403128]

>>9401834
Where did your MLP figure go?

[Anonymous No.9403133]

>>9401909

I was meet for three years but fridays still felt like fridays to me. Also I was aware of what day it was every day

[Anonymous No.9403169]

>>9403116
Not that guy you responded to, but I know plenty of manly men (myself included), who soak in the tub, drink tea, and watch shifty sci-fi. I'll probably be doing that exact same thing tomorrow night, because I'm going on a distance bike ride in the morning, followed by a distance swim. Only fat man babies who don't into sports make fun of baths and going to bed early after drinking herbal tea.

[Anonymous No.9403177]

Drinking beer and playing Thief

[Anonymous No.9403212]

>>9402747
id rather live alone in the woods with my own place than some shitty condo where you hear people stomping around, cant ever actually get privacy and always hear coughing through the walls and hearing them flush the toilet and shit

he also probably owns that place, while you rent like a sad faggot , and hes probably saving up way more money than you

[Anonymous No.9403240]

>>9401834
>you have 7 friends online

GTFO NORMIE

REEEE

[Anonymous No.9403243]

>>9403240
>when you mix up your /ck/ and /r9k/ tabs

[Anonymous No.9403251]

>>9401926
cute women with pretty feet do that. you're a grown ass man in pajamas with nasty hairy feet and yellow toe nails, fuck man.

sort yourself out

[Anonymous No.9403276]

>>9403006
>ranch he says

Anon, it isn't just for me lol.

[Anonymous No.9403283]

>>9403128
Never had any of that cancer.

[Anonymous No.9403287]

>>9403240
>7 ''friends'' online
rather not play with randoms

[Anonymous No.9403308]

>>9402762
Yes, that's me.
Stuck on 4chan forever.

[Anonymous No.9403323]

>>9402169
>all these assholes hating

I like your house, anon. And your dog looks wizened. Your yard is actually more orderly than these dickheads seem to think.

[Anonymous No.9403328]

>>9403276
>which is why it's parked right in front of your computer and on a single plate
>didn't deny 320lbs estimate

sure thing fattie, sure thing

[Anonymous No.9403350]

In Wisconsin every Friday is fish fry Friday. Not sure if it is just a Midwestern thing.

[Anonymous No.9403360]

Spent my last three fridays and saturdays working in a local bar that I normally frequent. Pretty decent, free food and non alcoholic drinks during work.

Spend the night pouring drinks, serving food, cleaning up, working the register and listening to bar banter. Would recomend even for less social people as you mostly dont want to get involved in conversation. This place is pretty old school as well, no uniform, no table numbers, no computer system or an electric till. Long days tho, usually 12 hours.

[Anonymous No.9403373]

>>9401834
I've been unemployed a few months now and have gotten into a bit of a Friday ritual.

Throughout the week I fast and consume under 500 calories a day.
When Friday rolls around I stuff myself sick while watching old 90's cartoons. I'm watching Darkwing Duck right now.

Just got a shit cashier job though and can't afford to be bloated 4-5 days at a time so this will probably be my last feast.

[Anonymous No.9403575]

>>9401834
i'm sitting in front of my PC switching between music and internet and CoD and drinking a few beers.
We had brisket sandwiches and bananas Foster earlier for dinner.

[Anonymous No.9403602]

>>9401834
How fat and alone are you?

[Anonymous No.9403608]

>>9401834
I bet you're so fat you have sausage fingers.
>>9401962
That's a disorienting picture. Are you sitting on your steering wheel?

[Anonymous No.9403778]

>>9402169
It could be pretty comfy if it was maintained a bit better. Why do you need two sheds?

[Anonymous No.9403851]

>>9402169

you're livin the dream, just bought land in washington state and am building an A-frame cabin on it so I can live the /comfy/ life. keep on keepin' on

[Anonymous No.9404038]

>>9403778
The wooden shed is a chicken coop I'm almost finished with. Had to build a bigger one. My wife eats a lot of eggs.
>>9403851
I'm planning on buying more land soon myself.

[Anonymous No.9404050]

>>9401962
What a fucking numale.

[Anonymous No.9405283]

>>9403602
Not alone and not fat my dude, i know it's hard being poor and having no friends but try not to take it out on others.

[Anonymous No.9405300]

>>9401834

God damn, anon. The way that Canadian bacon is sliced reminds me of a place I used to get pizza from all the time when I was in college ('98-'02). Pic related. Cheap as hell - a large was $5.25 and it was definitely better than the $5 Little Caesars of today.

I hope someone else here remembers this place.

[Anonymous No.9405989]

>>9405283
>anime poster

Really convincing. I'll assume over 300 lbs and level 35 wizard

[Anonymous No.9406059]

>>9402224
Old yeller her.

[Anonymous No.9407510]

>>9401834
I have that same keyboard

[Anonymous No.9407618]

>>9401870
As a turk, turkish pizza sucks. Most of us use Kaşar cheese, which is tasteless and stringy.

Pizza isn't really a big thing, but we have this thing called Lahamacun which is delicious.

[Anonymous No.9407780]

>>9403080
spend less of faggy toys and more on your food, goddamn whats your sodium intake like?

[Anonymous No.9407787]

>>9403373
We all must move on at some point, keep an eye on Judas

[Anonymous No.9407822]

>>9401834
Going out if im not studying. Last weekend I caught this cute little club bunny. This weekend I'll be studying to make the big bucks.

>>9401862
Some people cant comprehend different cultures. Forgive these morons of mine, they're city swines with no real world experience.

>>9404050
He mentioned he worked a job at a factory.
You can go fuck yourself. Also 10/10 post.

>>9403080
Sad.

>>9403169
Will you also be nursing your mild belly ache?

[Anonymous No.9408494]

>>9401834
Pizza, salad, and vidya is Saturday night

[Anonymous No.9408504]

>>9401834
>Call of Duty
faggot

[Anonymous No.9410184]

I had a bag of chips and enough water to keep me full. Had to use my whole paycheck to pay Bill this week. Didn't leave enough left over for much food.

[Anonymous No.9410198]

>>9401834
>come home from work
>get wife, go to supermarket
>grab cheap pizza and wine
>go home, heat up pizza and get fucked up
>fuck
>pass out
>wake up Saturday whenever and do housework

Such is life.

[Anonymous No.9411886]

>>9410198
Getting fucked up on wine seems sad somehow.

[Anonymous No.9412243]

>>9402278
I play Super Smash Bros Melee tournaments once a week. About a year ago a guy who I think is autistic started showing up. He has made some friends within our community, and I think it is something that makes him really happy.

Maybe you could find something like that. A weekly event with the same people. Hiking, cooking classes, book clubs, there are groups that meet consistently for all kinds of reasons.

I hope you know that making friends can be tough for a lot of people that aren't autistic too. It isn't uncommon to have trouble with it. I believe in you anon.

[Anonymous No.9412947]

>>9401862
>>9401926
looks humid as fuck anon, location?

[Anonymous No.9412954]

>>9402169
COMFY
O
M
F
Y

[Anonymous No.9413394]

>>9401834
I usually spend my Fridays with 2 big tubs of B&J's Ice Cream, and my computer. It's fucking amazing. It's icecream with marshmallow and caramel. The flavour is called 'Phish Food'.

[Anonymous No.9413407]

>>9407618
Italian here, your pizza is not to be undervalued, it's still 100 times better than the American garbage. Pizza made by indians too. In indian restaurants in Italy.

[Anonymous No.9413417]

>>9402796
No no my friend, back to your pony concentration Camp known as /mlp/