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Fuck me.

>> No.9395841

>>9395831
"Oh, my dainty ladylike eurotrash mouth can't eat this burger! Watch me make a show of not knowing how to properly eat a fat burger, even though I'm supposed to be an expert!"

>> No.9395857

>>9395841
found the american

>> No.9395867

>>9395841
He played it up a bit but really I've never seen anywhere sell such a fat burger

>> No.9395912
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>>9395831
He is a hypocrite, his "perfect burger" is even bigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s

>> No.9395919 [DELETED] 

>>9395912

>hockey puck burger

He's gone the way of MPW. Might as well start advertising for Kroger or shit now.

>> No.9395925

>>9395831
the restaurants he goes to servers a lot of trash foods but i still think gordon reacts way too much like a baby sometimes.
just hearing him say "fuck me" constantly over the dumbest things is so damn cringry.

i dont know how I was able to enjoy his stuff years ago. now i just cant stand him.

>> No.9395928

>picks it up
>proceeds to flip it upside down
what the fuck is wrong with him. are all british people that retarded?

>> No.9395929

>>9395912
did you even watch the first video? it was a DOUBLE STACK. the patties were slipping out as he turned the burger over to take a bite. that's why he kept hestitating

>> No.9395940

>>9395925
>fuck me
>dreadful
>it's raw
>bloody awful

>> No.9395943

>>9395912
>"""perfect burger"""
>isn't cooked thoroughly
w e w

>> No.9396027

>>9395929
Did you watch it? Because you're wrong

>> No.9396697

>>9395928
Have you seen their immigration numbers? The answer to your question is, overwhelmingly, yes.

>> No.9396735

Thick burgers are objectively trash though; making your patties 2 inches thick is the kind of stupid shit every boomer dad does before giving his whole family explosive shits.

Stacking thin patties is objectively the only way to make a good, thick burger

>> No.9396739

>>9395912
That's what I thought when I watched it as well

>> No.9396740

>>9396027
That's a great argument

>> No.9396744

>>9395919
>the way of MPW

What? MPW doesn't claim he's some amazing chef anymore, he stated he doesn't want to be someone that is a 'snob' about cuisine. He has based his entire resurgence into the culinary field on making things that the layman man can both enjoy and afford.

I think it's pretty admirable.

>> No.9396750

>>9395912
it's always amusing watching brit bongs try and make a burger

>> No.9396758

>>9396744

he has essentially become a dinner lady. Cutting corners like a fat bitter chalet chef or budget wedding caterer. The kind of jobsworth who crumbles crisps over the fish pie instead of gratinating it properly. The punters need feeding, fuck it let's crank out some paxo stuffing balls and stick a chicken in the oven after slathering it with hellmanns garlic mayonnaise. Mix black currant jelly cubes with Philadelphia light and set it over crumbled up hob nobs so the ladies can have their sweet. He's like a granny with a hormone imbalance

>> No.9396763

>>9395831
If he cut in half and turned it sideways like Jack does, he wouldn't have a problem

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>>9395841

>> No.9397217

>>9396740
it isnt slipping out of the bun at all you blind nigger faggot

>> No.9397481

>>9396740
Have we always lived in an age where it's common for people like you to just pretend they're right, and even when their falsehoods are waved in their face, they just pretend they don't exist? Like, I know the internet started this trend, for sure, where suddenly nobody ever had to suffer consequences for mindlessly spouting shit, but it seems to have gotten worse lately. Is it Trump? Like now that the president does it, it's the standard we should all adhere to?

>> No.9397492

>>9395925
I could never stand him because he swore so much on network TV. When I lived at home, my parents used to watch his show all the time, and all I could hear was fucking constant bleeping. It was like listening to morse code. No "professional" loses their shit that much. This guy has a complex, for sure.

>> No.9397519

>>9395831
>Dean Takahashi eat a burger.webm

>> No.9397562

Why use such a big patty anyway?
Burgers are about the mixture of different flavors and textures. Just meat would kill that.

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9397632

Why do bongs say fuck so often?

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>>9395867

>> No.9397669

>>9395928
You're supposed to eat burgers upside down retard.

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>>9395912

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>>9397669
No you aren't Nigel, stick to your bangers and mash

>> No.9397863

>>9397632
They're begging everyone for sex. Man, woman, child, animal, they don't care who it is.

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>>9397860
Here he is !
It's triggered shart time everyone!
What zany shitpost will we see next?
Stay tuned for more Low Volt laughs, folks!

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>>9397865
lol it's not my fault you don't know how to eat a burger Ahmed

>> No.9397872

>>9397865
>Low Volt laughs
Kek

>> No.9397880

>>9395831
YOU FUCKING PUSSY JUST BITE IT

>> No.9397892

>>9396740
I said you were wrong, its one patty. Now fuck off you retard

>> No.9397905

>>9395912
Needs more salt

>> No.9397910

>>9397865
He thinks Buddha is an Islamic deity as well judging by his last post.
:^)

>> No.9397916

>>9396735
Agreed. How to make perfectly thin burgs that dont get fat on the grill?

>> No.9397917

>>9397865
L O W V O L T
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V
O
L
T

>> No.9397922

>>9397916
Concave them.
I use e the end of a rolling pin.

>> No.9398071

>>9397922
Fuck off with your bait.

>> No.9398102

>>9395841
>how to eat a fat burger
why don't you go ask your mom?

>> No.9398149

>>9398071
>he's never grilled a perfect burger as our German ancestors taught us.
Shame on you, coastal fag.

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9398165

>>9398071
He's right though, dipshit.

>> No.9398175

>>9397916
Smashburgers homie

>> No.9398206

>>9397481
>M-mommy le drumpf is ruining peoples' vocabularies mommy! WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOW I CAN;T ARGUE WITH INTERNET STRANGERS WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kill yourself, redditor.

>> No.9398213

>>9398071
>asks question
>gets a good, legitimate answer immediately
>fUcK oFf WiTh YoUr bAiT

kys yourself, I hope every burger you ever cook comes out not how you want.

>> No.9398219

>Fuck me, it's shit. Prawns TASTE like rubber. Pastar undercooked. Tahmahto sauce has absolutely no seasoning. It's dreadful.

>> No.9398239

>>9398213
Kill yourself, redditor. Trying way too hard and you type like a faggot.

>> No.9398294

>>9396697
>amerilard descended from immigrants declares immigrants are retarded

Guess you won't get many arguments there sharty since your existence proves your theory.

>> No.9398322

>>9395912
The difference is his bun fits the fucking patty. That was his main complaint if you actually watched the episode.

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>>9398294
>descended from immigrants

>> No.9398403

>>9398327
Oh, you're Native American - my mistake.

>> No.9398509

>>9395831
>Fuck me.

No thanks

>> No.9398760

>>9398403
The injuns came to the americas from asia so aren't they technically immigrants too

>> No.9398791

>>9398760
Can you still walk from Siberia to Alaska?

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9398806

>>9398791
BEARING STRAIGHT.

>> No.9398816

>>9398806
Cyka my Blyat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSPAPOUU0U

>> No.9398823

>>9398213
Fuck off with your cancerous Twitter memes, faggot.

>> No.9398831

>>9398791
Can you walk to America from Europe?

>> No.9398845

>>9398831
Stop getting vaccinated right now. Of course you can't.

>> No.9398847

>>9398831
US Embassies are American soil.

>> No.9398848

>>9398760
No, because there were no other homo sapiens here. The white, soulless devil who saw everything as dead gained a foothold on the eastern coast due to the magnanimity and altruism of the native american. In reality, they should have annihilated or let them starve like the incompetent criminals the cumskins were. Without help, they would have faded into the history of despair.

>> No.9398875

>>9398848
Not true, the natives actually genocided the homosapiens who were in the americas. and the native europeans lucked out in north america because of a gigantic apocalyptic plague timing juuust right.

you cis white male

>> No.9398890

>>9398848
The Native Americans were all too happy to have the Europeans kill enemy native tribes.

>> No.9398934

>>9398848
lol the natives were slaughtering, raping, and scalping rival tribes regularly long before paleface came along

>> No.9398956

>>9398848
The Spanish didn't need much help slaughtering an entire conversation.

>> No.9398959

>>9398934
Source? Oh, you have none.

>> No.9398970

>>9397632
They're not as uncomfortable with referring to sex as Americans are.

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>>9398959

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>>9395831
>holds it upside down

>> No.9398984

>>9398959
Considering the English names for tribes are what their enemies coined other tribes, and didn't consider them people (usually meaning something along the line of "others" or "dog-men"), that should tell you something about their civil relationships.

>> No.9399022

>>9398875
>natives were heartless barbarians
>without their assistance the small band of weak cumskin pillagers would have died and been forgotten
>how shall we repay such generosity and altruism as good christians?
>annihilate them, of course, and destroy the soil, water and air for good measure.

>> No.9399037

>>9399022
Guns, Germs and Steel is a great read if you want to learn how different cultures developed. Not as racist as it sounds and the author tries to have a non-eurocentric viewpoint. Pretty dense read but it Won a Pulitzer Prize.

>> No.9399046

>>9399022
What the fuck are you talking about? That has no relation to what I stated, and has zero understanding of history. Point-by-point all four of the dumb shit you greentexted was entirely wrong.

The British, French, and Spaniards are as alike as the Iroquois, Cherokee, or whatever the fuck else. You have no nuance and sound like a retard.

>> No.9399050

>>9399037
It's a meme read. Waaay too much extrapolation and oversimplification.

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>>9399037
oops

>> No.9399072

>>9399050
It takes a certain level of white guilt to appreciate the book.

>> No.9399161

>>9398206

>strawman

Oh no, no, no. I insist. You first.

>> No.9399166

>>9395831
>was this ice cream frozen?

>> No.9399654

>>9399166
Yes chef.

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>>9397481
Lotta words to say "I'm mad and have no argument."

>> No.9400696

>>9398977
Fuck you, Jimmy

>> No.9400705

>>9397492
That's just his schtick. Getting really mad and swearing at everyone for not making food perfectly

>> No.9400713

>>9398327
>>9398760
We are all immigrants my brothers. You're the same thing as Muslim rapeugees

>> No.9400718

>>9397492
Actually most professionals lose their shit way more
T. worked in a real kitchen, not mcdonalds

>> No.9400719

>>9398980
Oh no you turned my sandwich upside down WHAT EVER SHALL I DO

>> No.9400763

>>9395831
Gordon is such an overacting faggot omg

>> No.9400778

>>9400763
Why would you complain about "overreacting" when listening to Gordon yell at people is the whole point of the show?

Do you watch baseball games and complain that "all they do is hit balls around"?

>> No.9400780

>>9396758
I don't know how you can say that when he's an extremely successful restaurateur now.

He never claimed he was amazing, in fact you should watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xCIstDBaI

>> No.9400783

Maybe the one he is really so mad at is himself

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>>9400713

>> No.9400799

>>9400778
>Why would you complain about "overreacting" when listening to Gordon yell at people is the whole point of the show?
Why wouldn't you?
I don't watch his show because it's cringe material.
And I'm entitled to criticize it from the few I've seen.

>> No.9400802

>>9400799
>Why wouldn't you?

Because if I don't like the content of the show I simply don't watch it, or bother wasting time talking about it. Why dwell on things you don't like?

>> No.9400808

>>9400802
>You can't criticize anything
Nice logic tard.

>> No.9400898

>>9400802
The millennial safe space mentality strikes again.

>> No.9400915

>>9400898
I'm 46 bro.

Safe space is retarded. But so is wasting time watching a program or talking about a program that you don't like. Move on and do something productive or enjoyable instead.

>> No.9400924

>>9400915
That's sad.

>> No.9400926

>>9400915
But so is wasting time replying to posts you dont like

>> No.9400948

>>9400926
I don't have a problem with the post, anon. I'm rather enjoying the discussion.

And there is no time wasted here; I'm posting while I'm on hold trying to order 6500 lbs of aluminum barstock.

>> No.9400985

dont brits make toast sandwiches? They have roving bands of rape gangs and mohammed goat fuckers grooming their children to be loli fuck dolls and all they can do is bitch about americans. Sad!

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>>9400948
>ywn have 6500 lbs of aluminum barstock
why even live

>> No.9403606

>>9395912
meatloaf sandwich, worst looking burger I've ever seen.

>cheap buns toasted
>mayo/mustard/ketchup
>fresh red onion
>pickles
>tomato
>shitty iceburg
>two thin patty
>american cheese
>30 beers

>> No.9403685

>>9395912
I don't want to say it but I still will.

RAW

>> No.9404057

>>9396750
I know right, how do they beat us at our own national dish? I blame all the Blacks and Mexicans.

>> No.9404065

>>9397632
Because we have not had Christianity rammed down our throats.

>> No.9404069

>>9398831
>>9398845
Yes you can.

>> No.9404070

>>9398847
>Mickey D's are American soil.

>> No.9404093

>>9395912
Its fucking pink

>> No.9404128

>>9395841
He was making fun of the fact they used a regular bun because they ran out of the jumbo buns

>> No.9404133

>>9404065

...and look at you now. A pathetic shadow of your former glory. Truly a disappointment to know you once put the world to heel.

>> No.9404204

>>9404133
Who gives a fuck about governing a bunch of savages

>> No.9404229

>>9404133
wtf are you on about?

>> No.9404454

>>9404133
The monarchy were our god's, we did it for King/Queen and country not a fairy tale sat in the clouds you thick nonce.

>> No.9404458

>>9404454
and when the monarchy was devalued by democracy and every fat black LGBQT in a wheelchair had their say that's when it fell to shit. Home of the free, lol home of the vocal minority who gets what they ask for because it's racist to question logic more like.

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>>9398206

>> No.9407384

>>9395912
more like the perfect vector for foodborn illness

>> No.9408865

>>9397632
same reason they're over run with no go zones.
you see liberals in America screaming profanities all the time as well.

>> No.9408872

>>9408865
Is it because they're all degenerates?

>> No.9408880

>>9408872
I don't know why it's a trend.

>> No.9408896

>>9408872
I would assume that it's common because liberals have an ideology of letting things happen that have no immediate negative outcomes, or at least no immediate negative outcomes that can't be ignored.

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9409032

getting back on topic, i fucking love making smash burgers a la five guys / in n out / shake shack.

gotta make sure they're salty and so into a ripping hot pan for a little bit of crust.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBHZBTXDBW4

i love a chunky medium cooked burger too, but god damn a well seasoned thin patty is my jam

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9409043

>>9408896
Liberal here. We're going to wipe out white '''culture''' and there is nothing you can do about it. I suggest you learn Spanish, so you can communicate with your future boss

>> No.9409081

>>9409043
>We're going to wipe out white '''culture''
there is no "white culture".
there was American culture and you've been killing that since the 1960s
now political tensions are exceptionally high and there's riots and skirmishes in the streets killing folk on both sides.
I hope you enjoyed swearing and being raped by new swedes.

>> No.9409101

>>9395831
>>9395867
Literally no famous tv chef isn't garbage.
Marco Pierre White is the only legit guy there is.

>> No.9409117

>>9409043
Wantonly spawning like dumb animals isn't anything to be proud of.

>> No.9409153

>>9398206
>I've trained this poster to imitate a baby through text just by insulting the president

>> No.9409169

>>9409117
>wantonly spawning

do you talk so fucking weirdly because you think it makes you seem smarter

>> No.9409177

>>9409169
>anti-intellectualism
oy vey it's getting very antisemetic in here

>> No.9409183

>>9404069
Jesus.

>> No.9409187

>>9409177
Your eminent ineptitude is apparent from the dreck you're spewing.

>> No.9409203

>>9409187
that's not an argument, nazi.

>> No.9409227

>>9395831
Who here likes Ratatouille? I think that the movies main point is to reply to this post or your mom dies in her sleep tonight.
https://youtu.be/YWi0GNGbyI4

>> No.9409234

>>9395943
its barely pink, what are you some manlet who cooks his burgers well done?

>> No.9409418

>>9409081
My family is originally from Denmark. Denmark is not Sweden

>> No.9409442

>>9409043
"White" is a code word for western civilization.

Because it's more acceptable to say destroy white supremacy than it is to say destroy civilization.

>> No.9409445

>>9395831
bland...

>> No.9409455

How.
How.
I was watching this video and then decided to have a look at ck and this thread is here, what the fuck

>> No.9409478

>>9409442
>civilization = white people
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