/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9394590
nice. this made me hard

>>9394590

jesus christ that looks good, dat fucking crackling. To quote kenji lopez

> Look at those microblisters!

>>9394599
does this too? or is this to much

>>9394696
got damB!. i'm secure enough in my masculinity where i can say "i love that guy"

>>9394696
he really needed to stop after he grills the bread
the rest of the shit is just unnecessary

Here's a new one.

>>9394726
>wanting an 80:40 bread ratio

>>9394590
Su/ck/ers is what i call this place for webm threads

/wsg/ allows for both larger webm's and audio -so yea this place sucks for these threads aside from being the same ones over and over

>>9394729
$295 seems relatively cheap for something this pretentious. Are they yanking my chain here?

>>9394729
thanks for contributing with new content
i'm getting sick of the same egg guy, jack failing, jack doing gross things, industrial cooking, rum martinez, pretentious dessert on table, and random instagram-tier "recipes" that consist of pork, cheese, pasta and tomatoes ad nauseum

>>9394729
isn't this eleven madison park the top restaurant in the world now? That's an absolute steal.

>>9394729
thank you! more if you can. I agree with everyone else.

>>9394729
How pretentious.

>>9394729
300 dollarydoos n eating all of those to be only half full

why hello

>>9394590
looks pretty dry

>>9394904

>>9394846
what an idiot

>>9394590

>skin flaking off
>gaps between the meat
>still pink spots from under cooking
>try as fuck, probably not rested
>poor portion control makes for uneven cooking

Just because it's meat, and it's deep fried, doesn't make it good you fat fucks. It's a large portion size for an uneducated consumer.

>>9394950

I will try this next time I make golabki. Seems much easier than coring it with a pairing knife.

>>9394950
I want to go buy a lettuce just to try this

>>9395036
How many poos does it take to use a loo?

im glad to see more diverse webms here then the same old god damn slop that all of these fucking threads diverge into eventually.

>>9395066
use mkae goldupki with lettuce?

>>9395079

That's not cabbage?

>>9394729
The carrot tartar is the only thing that really pisses me off there

>>9395013
this is like those mexican street stands that dont know when to stop shoveling shit onto the dish

>>9395030
This is oddly depressing.

>>9395088
no, i'ts lettuce in the OP

>>9394696
Does anyone know what this is from? I want to watch it

>>9394950
Fucking rude

>>9394904
Post more like this, guys

>>9394931
Kill yourself

>>9395156

>>9395156
fuck off weeb you fucking faggot

>>9395159
Okay, that's pretty fucking impressive even for Jack...

>>9395159
is he retarded?

>>9395030
>Ninjas out of work so they resort to cooking omelets in China

>>9395173
This has to be Jack

>>9395244
It is

>>9395244
https://youtu.be/zdE8yh0d1_0

it is

>>9394729
I'd legitimately rather eat >>9394696 any day

>>9394729
>carrot tartare
This is one of those stupid things that'll keep making me chuckle at 2am for weeks to come.

>>9395327
>milk and honey with dehydrated milk foam and bee pollen
Why.

>>9394931
Really though you should kill yourself.

>>9395159
How the FUCK do you cut the hand youre holding the knife with

>>9394729

Why in the hell did this person just put carrots through a meat grinder?

>>9395418
>he hasn't experienced carrot tartare

>>9395381
Fuck, wrong person. Meant >>9394729

>>9395409
It's a certain skill.

>>9395024
HowToBasic production values have gone up

>>9395482
Someone tell me how to feel about this webm, because I just don't know.

>>9395492
>boiled watermelon flavored chicken
It's shit.

>>9395492
>>9395496
She said it tasted better than she expected and that the meat was very tender. She also made a gravy out of the internal chicken/watermelon juices and claimed there was no taste of watermelon at all.

>>9395504
I guess I could see the chicken flavor edging out the watermelon flavor easily.

>>9394602
>>9394743
>>9395046
>>9395066
>>9395088
>>9395156
>>9395256
>>9395418
>>9395482
>reddit spacing
kys

>>9395482
That fucking cyst on the top of the watermelon

>>9395482
millenials should have to pass some sort of test before they're allowed in a kitchen.

>>9395504
I find that hard to believe.

>>9394729
>everyone trashing the carrot tartare
fuck man, i'd eat it. i wouldn't pay 300 shekels to eat it though

>>9395517
There's quite a few videos of poo in loos using watermelons as cooking containers too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvEH4hAByuY

>>9395173
it's so much better with audio
>no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO, OH COME ON!!!!

>>9395550
>fire is scary.webm
I see what you're going for, but I'm totally doing this the next time I get stranded in a hotel room while flying nonrev.

>>9394726
he lost me with the cheese/fries whatever

>>9395550
The only time I've ever seen someone use a clothing iron to make food was I saw a guy make a grilled cheese sandwich in the Navy by just slapping together a regular cheese sandwich. Two slices of bread and cheese. Then wrapped it up in wax paper and pressed it with an iron.

>>9395550
guess I learned something new today.
>mmmm salmonellamelon

>>9395556
I do wish we could have audio on more boards

>>9394950

RIP IN PEACE ROBIN WILLIAMS

>>9394846
What video is this gem from

>>9395512
this

>>9395512
This honestly

>>9395723
took a little bit of digging but found it

https://youtu.be/Era4tENWn4Q

>>9395512
You sir, have won the internet.

>>9395512
So much this.

>>9395512
Ugh, this.

>>9395512
Agreed.

>>9395512
Upvoted

>>9395512

>>9394726
Can you imagine how boring life would be if you only ever did things that were necessary?

>>9395798 (You)
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>>9395806 (You)
>>9395809 (You)
>>9395812 (You)
>>9395814 (You)
>>9395817 (You)
>>9395819 (You)

>>9395181
You're obviously triggered, you over sensitive pussy. Again, kill yourself. Lol you mad as fuck that you got called out on your shit posting? Pathetic faggot

>>9395965
You are a faggot.

>>9395070
I've always done this, I didn't know people didn't know this.

>>9394931
Kys friend

>>9395013
ok, that's good
ok, now stop
stop
stop
Stop
STOP
For the Love of God, Stop!

>>9395610
>The bottom of the saucepan is touching the chocolate
This bothers me more than it should

>>9394729
Can someone honestly explain Pretentious food to me? seems like BS and just another more money than brains type scenario

>>9395512

this

>>9396051
People like eating this artsy shit because it makes them feel high class and cultured. I honestly think the presentation on a lot of these kinds of meals is beautiful, but I'd rather eat pretty much anything else.

>>9396064
lmao I agree. it's nice looking but I'd never buy. I'd rather have a mcdouble

>>9394729

If I payed $300 for that meal and got that carrot tartar I would be laughing so hard that it would only make the experience even more enjoyable.

But do you force feed carrots or get them drunk and massage them if you want them to be a world class ingredient?

>>9396064
You go to high-class restaurants for the experience, not to satiate your hunger. Unfortunately there's so many snobs that this will always be a lucrative niche. Hell, where I live there's a high-class pizza place where the cheapest pizza you can get is at least 40 bucks since they use shit like truffles and other super expensive ingredients, and people flock to that place since they want others to know that they're loaded enough to pay for something like this.

>>9395030

It's kind of weird that it's not fully automated.

>>9395482

>>9394869
>>9395046

>critizing a butchers decades old technique for pork.

wew lad

>>9394696
Who wants all that grease?

And why would you mash up perfectly good fries? That looked disgusting. He really needed to stop after he had grilled the bread.

>>9394846
Did he just use the same water from his infected eye on his other less infected eye?Is he fucking retarded?

Why would he..? I mean. Fuck. He's so god damn stupid. He must be fucking with us. Nobody is this stupid.

>>9395381
Also when I cook my cat look somewhat interested but she's never actually interested in the food.

Anyone got the Ja/ck/ webm where he's using one of those public park grills?

>>9394744
Hipster assholes have too much money, but they aren't THAT rich

>>9394744
That's about what it seems to be at other places. It's probably another hundred if you want wine with it.

>>9395013
Less truly is more.

>>9395030
Food for airplanes?

>>9395482
The final product looks as repugnant as I expected. What a fucking stupid idea.

>>9396719
Yup. The whole doc was kinda interesting with the huge volume, but that was the only really unique set up.

>>9395159
cut himself on the fish?

>>9394729
>im a faggot and i want to eat some food.webm

>>9395550
im getting really angry seeing all those flies land on the food

>>9395803

>>9396816
Unnamed Japanese General, Nanjing, 1943 (Colorized)

>>9395139
it's from Italy Food Porn, its on facebook
quite an old post actually

you're welcome anon

>>9394729

https://vimeo.com/6720777
https://vimeo.com/6719882
https://vimeo.com/6657964
https://vimeo.com/6649202

some of the recipes from the video

i remember watching these back when i was first starting out cooking for myself

>>9396051
>>9396064
I go to a fair number of Michelin-starred restaurants. While a handful are disappointing, most are great. Save up some neetbux and give it a go.

>>9396832

>>9394590
>asks for fresh
>posts old

Do you work for Aldi's?

>>9396891
>doesn't possess even a basic level of reading comprehension
>reddit spacing
Are you even employable?

>>9396907

i see no reading comprehension issues in his post.

>>9395482
What is it with people trying to cook with watermelon? It just seems like a terrible idea.

>>9395256
This is such a fucking cursed video

>>9396928
In the video she said she saw it as a suggestion in the April Fool's edition of her cooking magazine. She thought it was funny and was curious to see what would actually happen if she made it. It wasn't intended to be a serious attempt at creating watermelon chicken.

>>9396928
Depends on what you cook with it. It makes great jam/preserves. It's good in hot sauces. And it's fucking fantastic just seared on a skillet (or grilled).

I'm not too sure about the "chicken in a watermelon" thing, but I think it's based on historical precedent or an established recipe. I remember a guy on one of the Hell's Kitchen episodes who made a "chicken in a pumpkin" as his signature dish. Yeah, a pumpkin isn't the same as a melon but the basic idea is the same.

>>9395013
Can this truly be called cooking?

>>9395013
how the fuck are you supposed to eat that? the moment you stick your spoon in it it'll fall apart

>>9397038
or rather when you pull out your spoon

>>9396888
how many calories in a meal of raclette I wonder

>>9396860
Nice one, those were great.

>>9394950
s-steven harper?

>>9397086
0 calories, as long as you don't have bread with it, don't worry about it.

>>9396889
Love you anon. No homo.

>>9394931
Kys brotendo

>>9395173
Is that Jack?

>>9395159
This is now a jack thread

>>9397227
Fuck off no it isn't.

>>9396888
HNNNNNG

>>9397231
every /ck/ webm thread is a Jack thread
here, we're all Foodjacks

>>9394729
fuck off with this shit

>>9397237
did he forget to make the bottom crust?

>>9397237
WOO GO ANON
UR THE BEST
GOOOOOO ANON!

>>9397231
>avocado is a [...] substitute for cheese
I find this infuriating. I do not think it's an unreasonable reaction.

>>9397231
Thats where your wrong

>>9397275
*you're

>>9396889
fucking kek

>>9397277
you're'st've*

>>9395486
kek
is he still making those videos?

>>9396723
What doc anon, newfag here

>>9397255
thx bb

>>9397231
california the webm

>>9394729
Delicious carrot

>>9397376
Bugs...

>>9394729
sopa de saliva
uma delicia

>>9397376
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>>9395418
>>9395118

can anyone explain what the problem is with the carrot tartare?

>>9395013
why are all the ingredients fucking fluo?

>>9395244
>grill
>nothing even close to look above room temperature
of course it's Jack.

>>9395381
>cooking near parasite ridden fleabags

>>9395482
WA
LA

>>9397086
who cares the amount fat ingested will not be digested.

>>9395036
>see something being prepared by barehanded hindus
>remember their toiletry practices
thanks but no thanks

>>9397231
>avocado, substitute for cheese
>add cheese later anyway

for literally what purpose?

>>9397417

to get the flavour of cheese while consuming less of it.

>>9397371
supermarket do this to increase the weight but not the quantity of food. It takes a fucking amount of stockholm syndrome to do the same thing with your food.

>>9397421
>avocado
>the flavour of cheese
I'm just giving up on that meme food.

>>9397427

they're using a small quantity of cheese for the flavour and doping it with avocado for the creamy texture.

>>9397425
Maybe this is him having heard that cold water will keep your hands clean if you're working with mince. Which works. If you rinse your hands with it and not the fucking meat.

>>9397434
he was doing it because he heard that giving the burgers an ice bath before cooking them makes them juicier
it worked but he said it made them taste bland, so I don't know if it actually works since joocy is the name of the game in Jack Town

>>9395120
>>9396021
>>9396708
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>>9397041
'Grats for not wanting diabetes.
Food's from Malaysia and they're the country with the most diabetic patients and the fattest in Southeast Asia.

>>9397434
cold doesn't kill bacterias and doesn't do anything to the poison they produce, at all.
Cold stop their multiplication and that's it.

>>9397475

he's not talking about bacteria he's talking about stopping the mince from sticking to your hands

>>9395550
Is she using bread dough to seal the watermelon? She burnt it.

>>9397231

what's wrong with this?

>>9397393
All of the other dishes are so exquisitely prepared, and then there is a pile of ground up carrots with some shit you can throw on it if you want. It just doesn't fit with the rest of the meal. This is a dish you give to the Jr guy while you go have a smoke in the walk in.

>>9396743
no lmao he held the blade with this thumb

>>9397460
How is it possible for an adult human to be this physically inept? It's mind-blowing.

>>9397516

does any of that make it bad to eat?

>>9396777
>all those flies
Extra protein, grandson. Do not worry about them.

>>9397231
I'd at least be willing to try eating that, just to see what it's like. Speaking of avocado.

>>9396888

Why do americans do this?

>>9394590
Shit is raw

>>9397583
>facepalm
this isn't from America dumbass

>>9397556
Go to the store, buy a bottle of baby food and eat it with some "condiments" and let me know.

>>9397516
Pretty sure there's more done to the carrots after they're ground, they're just showing how they get the tartare cut on them

>>9397666

the carrots are cooked first then minced. they're left as is.

it is a simple dish, but i don't see the problem at all with that. if every single dish on the tasting menu was noma-tier level of austerity i'd get it, but there's nothing wrong with having one or two courses be a dish that's just like 'we have this bombass vegetable, try it out'

for all the true believers

>>9394590

>>9394696

>>9397412
My aunt once ate cheese fondue that formed a rock hard ball after it formed in her stomach. She had to go to hospital.

>>9395024

>>9396098
That's what I thought too.

>>9395512
this desu senpai

>>9397635

I am a master cook from india and I know american fodd when I see one. So much cheese on plate can only be from american. This is the way of things. Respect me

>living in a society where you can go to a store for a small cheap refrigerator for the preservation of fresh meat
>still make this shit like we eating in 13th century where everyone has dysentery

>>9397727
retard, that is in eroupean. must not be a master cook or just being a knob

>>9397684
fried soap on a soaped pan?

>>9397572
Fucking stupid.

>>9397727
>sit down, be humble

>>9397727
and this is England pub

>>9397727

DESIGNATED
SHITTING
STREETS

>>9397727
you will get respect when you poo in the loo

>>9394729
Honestly that shit looks disgusting and more trouble trying to eat it with etiquette. I'd rather a trip to McDz

>>9395999
>>9394950
But then I'd feel obligated to finish the whole cabbage.

>>9397815

Are you incapable of using cutlery?

>>9397548
Its actually his talent

>>9397878
I wouldn't know where to start

>>9397884

First thing to do is just get a little piece of everything together.

>>9394696
It's not too much in terms of filling, but I don't see why you would add that much with such little variety. Skip one meat, skip the mashed fries and perhaps add some grilled mushrooms, some good tomatoes and some sauce.

>>9397480
That's what it seems like, yeah.

>>9396098
>>9395030
You'd be surprised at the leap it would take to go from what they have now to full auto. What they have no is pretty cheap and easy:
A round table with black heating elements in it that can slowly spin. They've covered the top with foil.
Two vats filled with oil and egg.
Simple color sensors to control the electronic valves/motors. (If black pour; else !pour;)

The flipping guy's part is why it's not full auto. It's hard to do with robotics, you'd have to spend a decent amount of time/money on the testing (and design). Sensors to decide when the egg is done enough to half-flip. Lifting and tilting the pan for the flip would make the automation of the swirly guys' part more cumbersome. The hand motions of flipping the omelet are very hard to reproduce with robotics, and that's before you factor in how a human will make slight alterations to his motions based on tactile and visual feedback that sensors will also have trouble emulating. (This part feels stuck, I missed some at the side, etc.) Removing the omelet would be easy, but likewise make the swirly part more cumbersome.
So it's just not worth the effort. Easier and cheaper to just stick a guy there. Why not just have the flipper there and automate the swirly guys' part? The mechanism to replace them wouldn't be hard to test/design. The worst part would be that you either need to make sure the mechanism has a mechanically fixed starting point, or has feedback sensors to know its position, so that stuff is lined up properly for the pouring part. Flipping guy has his hands full though, so you'd need to have another guy watching for and handling malfunctions. And since you need a guy there anyway, why not just have him do the work anyway.

>>9394904
What is this from??

>>9398232
Asia land

>>9398008
>It's hard to do with robotics

It's actually really simple. Instead of trying to 'flip' in a single pan, you invert the omelet into a 2nd pan.

>>9397460
Motherfucker created a non-newtonian fluid...

>>9398318

A lot of cooking involves non Newtonian fluids. It's not unusual. That is just a particularly conspicuous example.

>>9397572
>Avocado Chocolate Mousse
Looks like something 4 metrosexual brits would make up while they giggle and play grabass.

>>9397245
There is a bottom crust, but there is no top crust. That's supposed to be a chess pie I believe, it is supposed to be kind of custard-like but he made it wrong.

>>9397300
you truly are if you feel the need to announce it for not knowing what something is

>>9397572
Looks like 2 girls 1 cup coming out of that bag into the cups

>>9397300
Took me a while to find it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ_gKymsTrg

>>9397793
yeah that's not a pub, that's some wanky hipster sty in London that's skinned a pub and is wearing its face as a mask.

>>9398391
I see you're familiar with their work.

>>9398250
Thanks

Was introduced to Almazan Kitchen on /ck/ but I've never seen any webms from it.

>>9398729
Almazan is great but those clickbait titles give me ulcers.

>>9398698
>$40/pack
damn this guy has a great gig

>>9398746
Part of me wanted to forgive him because he's not a native English speaker. That part died when I saw "Dark Souls Chicken Wings".

>>9398770
Based on the rest of the video, I think a "pack" actually only consists of a single strawberry, so yeah, I figure he's doing pretty well for himself.
https://youtu.be/Pns6I6IhVaY

>>9398698
What a smug faggot

>>9395030
i literally work in an egg factory and we cook 1000s of omelets like this every day, in many different flavors. and they are fucking delicious

>>9398782
>Dark Souls Chicken Wings
I don't even want to know.

>>9397572

>>9398698
I don't understand why you would buy white strawberries when regular strawberries come in a really strong, beautiful, shiny red color. The strong red color is an important part of what makes strawberries so amazing and popular.

These strawberries look sickly and dull compared to regular strawberries. And the name is stupid, I wouldn't call a regular red strawberry for red ruby, and he shouldn't call a white strawberry for white jewel.

>>9398874

novelty

subjectivity

and have you considered they might taste different

>>9397237

LOL can this faggot get anything right?

>>9398698
Albino strawberry.

>>9396888
enjoy shitting

>>9394729
This has got to be some sort of CIA operation.

>>9395482
Just terrible

>>9395159
>that knife set

>>9398986
White strawberries are not albino strawberries, they lack or are low in a protein that causes regular red strawberries to turn red when they ripen. White strawberries still ripen, but because of the lack of that protein, they remain white. White Jewel strawberries are low, but not devoid, of that protein, which is why you can see certain strawberries that have small streak of red. There are many cultivars of white strawberry aside from the one showcased in that clip.

>>9398770
I went and double-checked the numbers and apparently the individual strawberries are $10 each, while the pack (# unspecified, but a small pack) goes for $40, which isn't even the most expensive breed of JP strawberry you can buy. There's a variety called Kokota that goes for roughly $22 per berry. Pic related.

>>9397460
hows that even possible to mkae a substance like that?

>>9399106

too much cornflour

>>9395381
fuck pet owners and their incessant need to involve their filthy animals in every fuckign thing they do.

is it too much to ask that you leave the fucking cat alone for 20 minutes to make your damn food

>>9394931
Are you retarded? Fucking kill yourself.

>>9399096
*Kotoka
Fuck I swear I can read.

>>9399183
He cooks for them on special occasions too.

>>9399183
Those cats are paying his rent.

>>9397231

>avocado is a healthy substitute for cheese

>adds half a cup of goat cheese
>adds skim milk
>adds half a cup of mozzarella

>>9399348
This is the gayest shit I have seen in my life

>>9399483
I find it hard to believe you've avoided reflective surfaces all your life.

>>9399499
kys shill

>>9399499
8.5/10 made me giggle m8

>>9399183
>>9399371
this, that's his schtick. the cats are always there. he wouldn't get views otherwise.

>>9399348
is jun trained, or did he teach himself?

>>9398698
Couldn't you take the seeds and grow your own?

>>9398874

Japs have a weird thing with fruit. It's usually expensive so they give it out as gifts or for special occasions. That's why they have shit like this or square watermelons.

>>9399601
I thought that too. But he does say they're a lot harder to grow than regular ones, which grow like fucking weeds, incidentally.

>>9399610
This is because their dwellings are so small that giving non-edible gifts is rude.

>>9399096
I do have to admit, that is possibly the best looking strawberry I have ever seen and it probably does taste amazing.

>>9399649
but for ~$30?

>>9399649
Even the best strawberry tastes utterly mediocre compared to actual fruit like mango and pineapple.

>>9398698
How japanese is it to overpay for mutated and unappetizing stuff just because it's rare?

>>9399695
Worth it exactly one time

>>9399722
>mango and pineapple

>>9399744
>Not liking mango and pineapple
Do you even exist?

>>9399499
Rekt

>>9398318
>>9399106

cornstarch

>>9399571
Not sure, I've only seen a few of his videos.

>>9399744
Pineapple is nice to have once in a while, mango is a bit dodgy. I've had better luck getting consistent quality Ataulfo mangos than Tommy Atkins.

>>9398874
Referring to it casually as a "white strawberry' is a simple descriptor of the type of strawberry without referring to the specific cultivar because most normalfags don't care about cultivars. You could try to tell them the difference between Red Ruby or L'Amour, but they wouldn't care. They're just red strawberries in their eyes. Same for the White Jewel vs other white strawberries.

>>9398520
so a pub...

>>9399826
The British have so little culture and relevance anymore that they cling to shit like "pub culture" as some proof that they are great.

>>9399722
>How japanese is it
About as Japanese as you can get. Masterful products are serious business there, possibly more than anywhere else. China also likes to shill out big bucks for things like this.

>>9394696
Doesn't sottiletta have a strong taste? Why the fuck would he add so much if it'll overpower everything in the sandwich?

>>9399615
A normal plant is a lot harder to grow than a weed. Maybe this guy just sucks at far

>>9395550
What did she use to reseal the melon?

>>9399922
Could be worse; I ate a beet burger once.

>>9399927
Melon glue

>>9398520
>wanky hipster sty in London that's skinned a pub and is wearing its face as a mask

That's a really nice turn of a phrase. Mind if I swipe it?

>>9395517
As if the millenials were the first to pull shit like this off.

>>9399948
Aspic is the food of tomorrow... TODAY!

>>9399950
More like it is a cheap way of preserving extra-food regardless of the century.

It became really terrifying in the US during the 60's? Lazy people dumping a bunch of cans on a platter is not a meal, or even aspic.

>>9399961

>>9399929
Yikes!0
>>9399947
>>>9398520
>>wanky hipster sty in London that's skinned a pub and is wearing its face as a mask
>That's a really nice turn of a phrase. Mind if I swipe it?

>>9395013
Holy shit my flip buddy just made me eat Halo-Halo and it's the exact same shit but upside down
It gave me the worst diarrhea of my life and believe me when I tell you I know what normal diarrhea is like

>>9399508
No need to get butthurt over some banter anon

>>9399571
I'm pretty sure he's trained.

>>9395504
We know you post here.
Was it actually good though or did it just not suck.
qt either way

>>9397572
Ew

>>9395156
>>9395397
>>9395397
>>9397187
>>9399218
Hi Hiyoito

>>9395030
>omelette salmonella
why do slanted and eurotards eat raw ovuluses. disgusting

>>9395512

>>9399096
Premium strawberry.

>>9398520
L M A O
M
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>>9395550
just heat the marshmellow up in the microwave
takes 10 seconds

>>9397102

>>9396816
is he the biggest troll ever?

>>9398008

Have you never seen one of those shows about how foods are made in a factory? Yeah, it's a big investment, usually made by nation wide corporations, but the product typically comes out up to specs. At the very least you'd need someone to weed out the less than par omelettes, and of course technicians, but the output would more than make up for the initial investment. I mean, that's where most things are going anyway.

>>9398535
Thats a shitty cake hack. Its just as easy to make a slanted cut doing than as it is using a knife.

The real hack is to wrap thread around the outside of the cake and then pull it tight so it cuts through in a straight line.

>>9394904
>standing bent over that low as fuck table while doing tedious work

Why not just get a fucking chair?

>>9400199
wouldn't he be way too high to reach the if he was standing on a chair?

>>9397231
>Avocado is a substitute for cheese
>Goat cheese is easier to digest
>Puts cheese on top anyways

Why not just use cheese at that point?

>>9394733
My mouth isn't tall enough for all that shit.

>>9395156
>>9395397
>>9396006
>>9397187
>>9399218
le objective taste maymay

>>9394950
Wtf is that Eric Andre??

>>9395512
came here to post this

>>9395036
>4 barehanded pajeets
I'm gon get e. coli, nigga.

>>9395512

Kill yourself.

>>9395088
Are those tamales?

>>9395217
Toplel

>>9395036
these are fucking delicious

>>9395030
I don't understand why this is bad.

Lurker here.

>>9399371
I misread the point in this post and thought you were being ironic by saying these cats had jobs, which is stupid I know, but my friends and I like to tell cats to fuck off for not earning their keep.

>>9395517
Excuse me, what year were you born again?

>>9395803
>Why is this one burning so bad??
>You put pepper in your eye.

>>9400340
No one can be more savage to Ja/ck/ than his wife's son's mother

>>9400108
Who eats them cooked then?

>>9399922
Gotta give them props for taking a bad situation and making the most of it.

>>9398729
Hnnnngg

>>9399348
>All that work to feed an animal that eats out of the fucking garbage and licks its own arse.

>>9397749
I see you enjoy YTP as well

>>9400465
>All that work
Just take a deep plate, get half a fish / a fillet from the freezer, give it some water so that it gets heated evenly in the microwave, and in ~3 minutes later you have a meal that - at least our - cats go bonkers over. Completely bonkers, I might add.
Several types of innards, are also a great meal (just not too much liver, and no pig unless it is completely cooked), and if you don't buy that shit at some hippster grocer, you pay even less than "conventional" cat-food, which is 80 to 95% wheat-balls flavoured with dubious meats, and often poisonous for them in the long run.

>>9400729
This is what I feed my 2 cats and both of them go apeshit for it

>>9397793
Mess is my least favourite part of a burger. I want to be able to pick up my glass without smudging greace all over it, and I don't want to smell it on my hands when I'm eating dessert and drinking coffee afterwards.

>>9400132
Yes, when cooking it just boil out the calories.

>>9400729
I just feed my cat Nuggers McChicken sandwiches.

>>9398729
slav kino

>>9395024
but what does he do with the tomatoes?

>>9397231
Good thing nobody would eat that stuff, that Teflon needs to be thrown out.

>>9397259
It appeals to people who have to sneak in more fruit and vege in their diet. Can't think of any other fruits that make a cream texture surrogate

>>9397297
yea, he's literally one of Australia's richest youtubers.

>>9398874
>>9399610
It's mostly Tokyo people, they're rich fags that work 18h shifts 6-7 days a week so they have to blow their money on something, anything to seem trendy. My boss is broke and buys this sort of shit because she thinks it makes her look sophisticated and wealthy, and it works.

>>9399844
This. They respect craftsmanship here a lot, in the many weird forms it can take in some cases. That's why it's the kind of country that can have cattle farmers with only 10 head of cattle, yet by massaging them, playing classical music to them and feeding them beer they can get incredibly high prices for the meat.

>>9399922
>hey bob, should we plant crops?
>nah let's just use these metal things to catch those mosquitos

>>9401015
gotta put that sickle cell to use

>>9401015
Due to their climate and abundant food most Africans never evolved to develop long term planning skills. You plant seeds for a crop and they just look at you and go "where's my food at?" So the bug even if gross is something they can eat now so they take it.

Same reason you see black athletes make tens of millions of dollars by the time they are 25 but are broken and selling used cars by 30.

>>9399499
anon brings the heat

>>9399906
>don't kraft singles have a strong taste?

retard

>>9395173

I just went to the video. The webms make me laugh but the videos with audio just make me mad.

>egg falls off copper sheet
>"They said you could cook eggs on these things!!!"

Like jesus fucking christkkkkkkkk. No Jack, you're not a neanderthal that can't crack an egg or open a bottle of beer, you're actually a person whistleblowing all of these As Seen On TV products for false advertising.

>>9401250
What if someone falls into that shit