/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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webm Anonymous Wed Sep 6 18:18:54 2017 No.9394590 [Reply] [Original]

let's make a fresh one

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 18:22:49 2017 No.9394599 >>9394590 nice. this made me hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 18:24:30 2017 No.9394602 >>9394590 jesus christ that looks good, dat fucking crackling. To quote kenji lopez > Look at those microblisters!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 18:51:23 2017 No.9394696 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, 1468151831904.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9394599 does this too? or is this to much

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 18:54:03 2017 No.9394707 >>9394696 got damB!. i'm secure enough in my masculinity where i can say "i love that guy"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:00:06 2017 No.9394726 >>9394696 he really needed to stop after he grills the bread the rest of the shit is just unnecessary

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:01:27 2017 No.9394729 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, eleven madison park.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's a new one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:02:20 2017 No.9394733 >>9394726 >wanting an 80:40 bread ratio

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:04:48 2017 No.9394743 >>9394590 Su/ck/ers is what i call this place for webm threads /wsg/ allows for both larger webm's and audio -so yea this place sucks for these threads aside from being the same ones over and over

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:04:54 2017 No.9394744 >>9394729 $295 seems relatively cheap for something this pretentious. Are they yanking my chain here?

Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:08:23 2017 No.9394754

>>9394729
thanks for contributing with new content
i'm getting sick of the same egg guy, jack failing, jack doing gross things, industrial cooking, rum martinez, pretentious dessert on table, and random instagram-tier "recipes" that consist of pork, cheese, pasta and tomatoes ad nauseum

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:11:23 2017 No.9394769 >>9394729 isn't this eleven madison park the top restaurant in the world now? That's an absolute steal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:15:14 2017 No.9394787 >>9394729 thank you! more if you can. I agree with everyone else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:17:03 2017 No.9394802 >>9394729 How pretentious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:19:52 2017 No.9394816 >>9394729 300 dollarydoos n eating all of those to be only half full

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:24:29 2017 No.9394846 File: 2.98 MB, 800x450, redeye.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why hello

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:28:23 2017 No.9394869 >>9394590 looks pretty dry

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:35:05 2017 No.9394904 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, fishballs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:40:51 2017 No.9394931 File: 3.38 MB, 480x270, b0HKkTT[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9394904

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:45:56 2017 No.9394950 File: 1.22 MB, 640x360, lettuce core.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:00:06 2017 No.9395013 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, ais kacang.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:02:47 2017 No.9395024 File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, beet tartare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:03:56 2017 No.9395030 File: 2.16 MB, 640x360, omelette carousel.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:04:06 2017 No.9395031 >>9394846 what an idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:05:44 2017 No.9395036 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, soan papdi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:08:20 2017 No.9395046

>>9394590

>skin flaking off
>gaps between the meat
>still pink spots from under cooking
>try as fuck, probably not rested
>poor portion control makes for uneven cooking

Just because it's meat, and it's deep fried, doesn't make it good you fat fucks. It's a large portion size for an uneducated consumer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:12:06 2017 No.9395066 >>9394950 I will try this next time I make golabki. Seems much easier than coring it with a pairing knife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:13:26 2017 No.9395070 >>9394950 I want to go buy a lettuce just to try this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:14:30 2017 No.9395072 >>9395036 How many poos does it take to use a loo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:14:36 2017 No.9395075 im glad to see more diverse webms here then the same old god damn slop that all of these fucking threads diverge into eventually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:15:47 2017 No.9395079 >>9395066 use mkae goldupki with lettuce?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:18:45 2017 No.9395088 File: 1.31 MB, 2612x1959, IMG_1975(2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9395079 That's not cabbage?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:26:08 2017 No.9395118 >>9394729 The carrot tartar is the only thing that really pisses me off there

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:26:14 2017 No.9395120 >>9395013 this is like those mexican street stands that dont know when to stop shoveling shit onto the dish

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:29:19 2017 No.9395127 >>9395030 This is oddly depressing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:31:59 2017 No.9395136 >>9395088 no, i'ts lettuce in the OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:32:17 2017 No.9395139 >>9394696 Does anyone know what this is from? I want to watch it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:34:14 2017 No.9395148 >>9394950 Fucking rude

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:36:27 2017 No.9395156 >>9394904 Post more like this, guys >>9394931 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:38:16 2017 No.9395159 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, 1474694318487.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9395156

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:42:50 2017 No.9395173 File: 977 KB, 1280x720, 1504024468521.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:45:31 2017 No.9395181 >>9395156 fuck off weeb you fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:51:18 2017 No.9395194 >>9395159 Okay, that's pretty fucking impressive even for Jack...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:54:13 2017 No.9395204 >>9395159 is he retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 20:57:27 2017 No.9395217 >>9395030 >Ninjas out of work so they resort to cooking omelets in China

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 21:06:58 2017 No.9395244 >>9395173 This has to be Jack

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 21:09:19 2017 No.9395253 >>9395244 It is

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 21:10:19 2017 No.9395256 >>9395244 https://youtu.be/zdE8yh0d1_0 it is

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 21:15:45 2017 No.9395279 >>9394729 I'd legitimately rather eat >>9394696 any day

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 21:26:45 2017 No.9395327 >>9394729 >carrot tartare This is one of those stupid things that'll keep making me chuckle at 2am for weeks to come.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 21:41:05 2017 No.9395381 File: 2.89 MB, 960x540, Tempura Udon Noodles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9395327 >milk and honey with dehydrated milk foam and bee pollen Why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 21:44:38 2017 No.9395397 >>9394931 Really though you should kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 21:48:16 2017 No.9395409 >>9395159 How the FUCK do you cut the hand youre holding the knife with

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 21:49:31 2017 No.9395418 >>9394729 Why in the hell did this person just put carrots through a meat grinder?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 21:51:11 2017 No.9395424 >>9395418 >he hasn't experienced carrot tartare

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:03:06 2017 No.9395482 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, fruity chicken recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9395381 Fuck, wrong person. Meant >>9394729 >>9395409 It's a certain skill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:04:19 2017 No.9395486 >>9395024 HowToBasic production values have gone up

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:05:32 2017 No.9395492 >>9395482 Someone tell me how to feel about this webm, because I just don't know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:06:11 2017 No.9395496 >>9395492 >boiled watermelon flavored chicken It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:07:32 2017 No.9395504 >>9395492 >>9395496 She said it tasted better than she expected and that the meat was very tender. She also made a gravy out of the internal chicken/watermelon juices and claimed there was no taste of watermelon at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:08:58 2017 No.9395509 >>9395504 I guess I could see the chicken flavor edging out the watermelon flavor easily.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:09:31 2017 No.9395512 >>9394602 >>9394743 >>9395046 >>9395066 >>9395088 >>9395156 >>9395256 >>9395418 >>9395482 >reddit spacing kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:09:49 2017 No.9395513 >>9395482 That fucking cyst on the top of the watermelon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:11:21 2017 No.9395517 >>9395482 millenials should have to pass some sort of test before they're allowed in a kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:12:30 2017 No.9395525 >>9395504 I find that hard to believe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:16:28 2017 No.9395530 >>9394729 >everyone trashing the carrot tartare fuck man, i'd eat it. i wouldn't pay 300 shekels to eat it though

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:22:33 2017 No.9395550 File: 2.87 MB, 960x540, fire is scary.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9395517 There's quite a few videos of poo in loos using watermelons as cooking containers too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvEH4hAByuY

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:24:35 2017 No.9395556 >>9395173 it's so much better with audio >no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO, OH COME ON!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:25:56 2017 No.9395559 >>9395550 >fire is scary.webm I see what you're going for, but I'm totally doing this the next time I get stranded in a hotel room while flying nonrev.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:26:40 2017 No.9395561 >>9394726 he lost me with the cheese/fries whatever

Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:26:52 2017 No.9395563

>>9395550
The only time I've ever seen someone use a clothing iron to make food was I saw a guy make a grilled cheese sandwich in the Navy by just slapping together a regular cheese sandwich. Two slices of bread and cheese. Then wrapped it up in wax paper and pressed it with an iron.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:39:13 2017 No.9395605 >>9395550 guess I learned something new today. >mmmm salmonellamelon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:40:26 2017 No.9395610 File: 1.05 MB, 1280x720, 1484698423330.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9395556 I do wish we could have audio on more boards

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:48:14 2017 No.9395636 >>9394950 RIP IN PEACE ROBIN WILLIAMS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 23:12:53 2017 No.9395723 >>9394846 What video is this gem from

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 23:35:16 2017 No.9395798 >>9395512 this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 23:36:17 2017 No.9395801 >>9395512 This honestly

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 23:36:31 2017 No.9395803 >>9395723 took a little bit of digging but found it https://youtu.be/Era4tENWn4Q

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 23:37:00 2017 No.9395806 >>9395512 You sir, have won the internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 23:37:19 2017 No.9395809 >>9395512 So much this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 23:38:02 2017 No.9395812 >>9395512 Ugh, this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 23:38:22 2017 No.9395814 >>9395512 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 23:39:04 2017 No.9395817 >>9395512 Upvoted

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 23:39:23 2017 No.9395819 >>9395512

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 23:40:41 2017 No.9395823 >>9394726 Can you imagine how boring life would be if you only ever did things that were necessary?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 23:47:11 2017 No.9395839 >>9395798 (You) >>9395801 (You) >>9395806 (You) >>9395809 (You) >>9395812 (You) >>9395814 (You) >>9395817 (You) >>9395819 (You)

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 00:30:38 2017 No.9395965 >>9395181 You're obviously triggered, you over sensitive pussy. Again, kill yourself. Lol you mad as fuck that you got called out on your shit posting? Pathetic faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 00:41:13 2017 No.9395990 >>9395965 You are a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 00:44:48 2017 No.9395999 >>9395070 I've always done this, I didn't know people didn't know this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 00:47:54 2017 No.9396006 >>9394931 Kys friend

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 00:54:23 2017 No.9396021 >>9395013 ok, that's good ok, now stop stop stop Stop STOP For the Love of God, Stop!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 01:01:30 2017 No.9396034 >>9395610 >The bottom of the saucepan is touching the chocolate This bothers me more than it should

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 01:09:38 2017 No.9396051 >>9394729 Can someone honestly explain Pretentious food to me? seems like BS and just another more money than brains type scenario

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 01:10:37 2017 No.9396053 >>9395512 this

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 01:15:42 2017 No.9396064 >>9396051 People like eating this artsy shit because it makes them feel high class and cultured. I honestly think the presentation on a lot of these kinds of meals is beautiful, but I'd rather eat pretty much anything else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 01:18:15 2017 No.9396073 File: 31 KB, 645x456, 1489464943936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9396064 lmao I agree. it's nice looking but I'd never buy. I'd rather have a mcdouble

Anonymous Thu Sep 7 01:22:00 2017 No.9396083

>>9394729

If I payed $300 for that meal and got that carrot tartar I would be laughing so hard that it would only make the experience even more enjoyable.

But do you force feed carrots or get them drunk and massage them if you want them to be a world class ingredient?

Anonymous Thu Sep 7 01:24:04 2017 No.9396089

>>9396064
You go to high-class restaurants for the experience, not to satiate your hunger. Unfortunately there's so many snobs that this will always be a lucrative niche. Hell, where I live there's a high-class pizza place where the cheapest pizza you can get is at least 40 bucks since they use shit like truffles and other super expensive ingredients, and people flock to that place since they want others to know that they're loaded enough to pay for something like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 01:26:45 2017 No.9396098 >>9395030 It's kind of weird that it's not fully automated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 04:37:35 2017 No.9396508 File: 112 KB, 1087x1080, 1504563439095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9395482

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 04:38:12 2017 No.9396509 >>9394869 >>9395046 >critizing a butchers decades old technique for pork. wew lad

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 04:51:22 2017 No.9396531 >>9394696 Who wants all that grease? And why would you mash up perfectly good fries? That looked disgusting. He really needed to stop after he had grilled the bread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 04:56:25 2017 No.9396538 >>9394846 Did he just use the same water from his infected eye on his other less infected eye?Is he fucking retarded? Why would he..? I mean. Fuck. He's so god damn stupid. He must be fucking with us. Nobody is this stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 05:01:55 2017 No.9396544 >>9395381 Also when I cook my cat look somewhat interested but she's never actually interested in the food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 05:06:42 2017 No.9396556 Anyone got the Ja/ck/ webm where he's using one of those public park grills?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 05:28:05 2017 No.9396591 >>9394744 Hipster assholes have too much money, but they aren't THAT rich

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 06:30:00 2017 No.9396689 >>9394744 That's about what it seems to be at other places. It's probably another hundred if you want wine with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 06:36:33 2017 No.9396708 >>9395013 Less truly is more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 06:42:02 2017 No.9396719 >>9395030 Food for airplanes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 06:43:05 2017 No.9396722 >>9395482 The final product looks as repugnant as I expected. What a fucking stupid idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 06:44:25 2017 No.9396723 >>9396719 Yup. The whole doc was kinda interesting with the huge volume, but that was the only really unique set up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 07:03:08 2017 No.9396743 >>9395159 cut himself on the fish?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 07:27:23 2017 No.9396772 >>9394729 >im a faggot and i want to eat some food.webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 07:29:45 2017 No.9396777 >>9395550 im getting really angry seeing all those flies land on the food

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 07:55:50 2017 No.9396816 File: 75 KB, 800x591, 1471645923364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9395803

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 08:02:47 2017 No.9396832 >>9396816 Unnamed Japanese General, Nanjing, 1943 (Colorized)

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 08:15:34 2017 No.9396851 >>9395139 it's from Italy Food Porn, its on facebook quite an old post actually you're welcome anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 08:19:22 2017 No.9396860 >>9394729 https://vimeo.com/6720777 https://vimeo.com/6719882 https://vimeo.com/6657964 https://vimeo.com/6649202 some of the recipes from the video i remember watching these back when i was first starting out cooking for myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 08:34:23 2017 No.9396880 >>9396051 >>9396064 I go to a fair number of Michelin-starred restaurants. While a handful are disappointing, most are great. Save up some neetbux and give it a go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 08:39:40 2017 No.9396888 File: 2.37 MB, 640x640, 1504786875388.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 08:39:43 2017 No.9396889 File: 228 KB, 800x591, samureyejack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9396832

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 08:41:48 2017 No.9396891 >>9394590 >asks for fresh >posts old Do you work for Aldi's?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 08:48:35 2017 No.9396907 >>9396891 >doesn't possess even a basic level of reading comprehension >reddit spacing Are you even employable?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 08:51:14 2017 No.9396914 >>9396907 i see no reading comprehension issues in his post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 08:54:50 2017 No.9396928 >>9395482 What is it with people trying to cook with watermelon? It just seems like a terrible idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 09:00:02 2017 No.9396941 >>9395256 This is such a fucking cursed video

Anonymous Thu Sep 7 09:10:46 2017 No.9396961

>>9396928
In the video she said she saw it as a suggestion in the April Fool's edition of her cooking magazine. She thought it was funny and was curious to see what would actually happen if she made it. It wasn't intended to be a serious attempt at creating watermelon chicken.

Anonymous Thu Sep 7 09:15:49 2017 No.9396970

>>9396928
Depends on what you cook with it. It makes great jam/preserves. It's good in hot sauces. And it's fucking fantastic just seared on a skillet (or grilled).

I'm not too sure about the "chicken in a watermelon" thing, but I think it's based on historical precedent or an established recipe. I remember a guy on one of the Hell's Kitchen episodes who made a "chicken in a pumpkin" as his signature dish. Yeah, a pumpkin isn't the same as a melon but the basic idea is the same.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 09:41:12 2017 No.9397032 >>9395013 Can this truly be called cooking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 09:42:44 2017 No.9397038 >>9395013 how the fuck are you supposed to eat that? the moment you stick your spoon in it it'll fall apart

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 09:43:47 2017 No.9397041 >>9397038 or rather when you pull out your spoon

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 09:55:09 2017 No.9397086 >>9396888 how many calories in a meal of raclette I wonder

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 09:55:34 2017 No.9397088 >>9396860 Nice one, those were great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 09:57:31 2017 No.9397096 >>9394950 s-steven harper?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 09:58:59 2017 No.9397102 >>9397086 0 calories, as long as you don't have bread with it, don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 10:00:48 2017 No.9397110 >>9396889 Love you anon. No homo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 10:26:28 2017 No.9397187 >>9394931 Kys brotendo

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 10:41:07 2017 No.9397224 >>9395173 Is that Jack?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 10:42:17 2017 No.9397227 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, 1503858100428.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9395159 This is now a jack thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 10:45:00 2017 No.9397231 File: 2.81 MB, 480x480, Food crime.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9397227 Fuck off no it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 10:46:55 2017 No.9397235 File: 894 KB, 300x167, boner.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9396888 HNNNNNG

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 10:47:27 2017 No.9397237 File: 364 KB, 1280x720, Moist_Slice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9397231 every /ck/ webm thread is a Jack thread here, we're all Foodjacks

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 10:48:01 2017 No.9397238 >>9394729 fuck off with this shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 10:49:58 2017 No.9397245 >>9397237 did he forget to make the bottom crust?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 10:53:42 2017 No.9397255 File: 1.51 MB, 480x270, 1455362354581.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9397237 WOO GO ANON UR THE BEST GOOOOOO ANON!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 10:55:06 2017 No.9397259 >>9397231 >avocado is a [...] substitute for cheese I find this infuriating. I do not think it's an unreasonable reaction.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:00:55 2017 No.9397275 >>9397231 Thats where your wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:01:37 2017 No.9397277 >>9397275 *you're

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:05:50 2017 No.9397287 File: 46 KB, 278x251, 1493533710547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9396889 fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:05:54 2017 No.9397288 >>9397277 you're'st've*

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:08:45 2017 No.9397297 >>9395486 kek is he still making those videos?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:09:47 2017 No.9397300 >>9396723 What doc anon, newfag here

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:34:24 2017 No.9397363 File: 469 KB, 1280x720, JakWaffles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9397255 thx bb

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:37:19 2017 No.9397371 File: 2.27 MB, 1920x1080, chill_n_grill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:37:20 2017 No.9397372 >>9397231 california the webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:38:03 2017 No.9397376 >>9394729 Delicious carrot

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:38:56 2017 No.9397381 >>9397376 Bugs...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:41:15 2017 No.9397387 >>9394729 sopa de saliva uma delicia

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:43:08 2017 No.9397393 >>9397376 >>9396083 >>9395418 >>9395118 can anyone explain what the problem is with the carrot tartare?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:43:54 2017 No.9397395 >>9395013 why are all the ingredients fucking fluo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:47:53 2017 No.9397400 >>9395244 >grill >nothing even close to look above room temperature of course it's Jack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:48:55 2017 No.9397405 >>9395381 >cooking near parasite ridden fleabags

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:49:58 2017 No.9397410 >>9395482 WA LA

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:51:50 2017 No.9397412 >>9397086 who cares the amount fat ingested will not be digested.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:52:04 2017 No.9397413 >>9395036 >see something being prepared by barehanded hindus >remember their toiletry practices thanks but no thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:53:02 2017 No.9397417 >>9397231 >avocado, substitute for cheese >add cheese later anyway for literally what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:53:58 2017 No.9397421 >>9397417 to get the flavour of cheese while consuming less of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:54:45 2017 No.9397425 >>9397371 supermarket do this to increase the weight but not the quantity of food. It takes a fucking amount of stockholm syndrome to do the same thing with your food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:55:47 2017 No.9397427 >>9397421 >avocado >the flavour of cheese I'm just giving up on that meme food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:57:03 2017 No.9397428 >>9397427 they're using a small quantity of cheese for the flavour and doping it with avocado for the creamy texture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 11:59:34 2017 No.9397434 >>9397425 Maybe this is him having heard that cold water will keep your hands clean if you're working with mince. Which works. If you rinse your hands with it and not the fucking meat.

Anonymous Thu Sep 7 12:13:24 2017 No.9397460
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>>9397434
he was doing it because he heard that giving the burgers an ice bath before cooking them makes them juicier
it worked but he said it made them taste bland, so I don't know if it actually works since joocy is the name of the game in Jack Town

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 12:16:19 2017 No.9397467 >>9395120 >>9396021 >>9396708 >>9397032 >>9397038 >>9397395 >>9397041 'Grats for not wanting diabetes. Food's from Malaysia and they're the country with the most diabetic patients and the fattest in Southeast Asia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 12:24:41 2017 No.9397475 >>9397434 cold doesn't kill bacterias and doesn't do anything to the poison they produce, at all. Cold stop their multiplication and that's it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 12:26:53 2017 No.9397477 >>9397475 he's not talking about bacteria he's talking about stopping the mince from sticking to your hands

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 12:31:24 2017 No.9397480 >>9395550 Is she using bread dough to seal the watermelon? She burnt it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 12:34:14 2017 No.9397486 >>9397231 what's wrong with this?

Anonymous Thu Sep 7 12:46:59 2017 No.9397516

>>9397393
All of the other dishes are so exquisitely prepared, and then there is a pile of ground up carrots with some shit you can throw on it if you want. It just doesn't fit with the rest of the meal. This is a dish you give to the Jr guy while you go have a smoke in the walk in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 12:58:12 2017 No.9397538 >>9396743 no lmao he held the blade with this thumb

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 13:01:23 2017 No.9397548 >>9397460 How is it possible for an adult human to be this physically inept? It's mind-blowing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 13:04:32 2017 No.9397556 >>9397516 does any of that make it bad to eat?

Anonymous Thu Sep 7 13:09:34 2017 No.9397572
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>>9396777
>all those flies
Extra protein, grandson. Do not worry about them.

>>9397231
I'd at least be willing to try eating that, just to see what it's like. Speaking of avocado.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 13:13:38 2017 No.9397583 >>9396888 Why do americans do this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 13:22:22 2017 No.9397612 >>9394590 Shit is raw

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 13:29:39 2017 No.9397635 >>9397583 >facepalm this isn't from America dumbass

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 13:32:33 2017 No.9397647 >>9397556 Go to the store, buy a bottle of baby food and eat it with some "condiments" and let me know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 13:39:35 2017 No.9397666 >>9397516 Pretty sure there's more done to the carrots after they're ground, they're just showing how they get the tartare cut on them

Anonymous Thu Sep 7 13:43:10 2017 No.9397674

>>9397666

the carrots are cooked first then minced. they're left as is.

it is a simple dish, but i don't see the problem at all with that. if every single dish on the tasting menu was noma-tier level of austerity i'd get it, but there's nothing wrong with having one or two courses be a dish that's just like 'we have this bombass vegetable, try it out'

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 13:47:15 2017 No.9397684 File: 865 KB, 1280x720, lovely.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] for all the true believers

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 13:49:31 2017 No.9397686 File: 159 KB, 621x621, 1477776089864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9394590

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 13:51:01 2017 No.9397689 File: 15 KB, 400x267, 679794949494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9394696

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 13:53:01 2017 No.9397692 >>9397412 My aunt once ate cheese fondue that formed a rock hard ball after it formed in her stomach. She had to go to hospital.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 13:55:25 2017 No.9397702 File: 912 KB, 1813x2111, 1475114967193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9395024

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 14:01:25 2017 No.9397716 >>9396098 That's what I thought too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 14:05:56 2017 No.9397726 >>9395512 this desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 14:05:57 2017 No.9397727 >>9397635 I am a master cook from india and I know american fodd when I see one. So much cheese on plate can only be from american. This is the way of things. Respect me

Anonymous Thu Sep 7 14:13:07 2017 No.9397749
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>living in a society where you can go to a store for a small cheap refrigerator for the preservation of fresh meat
>still make this shit like we eating in 13th century where everyone has dysentery

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 14:14:37 2017 No.9397753 >>9397727 retard, that is in eroupean. must not be a master cook or just being a knob

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 14:24:08 2017 No.9397780 >>9397684 fried soap on a soaped pan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 14:25:31 2017 No.9397785 >>9397572 Fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 14:26:22 2017 No.9397788 >>9397727 >sit down, be humble

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 14:28:04 2017 No.9397793 File: 1.96 MB, 400x400, 1501585827605.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9397727 and this is England pub

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 14:32:23 2017 No.9397801 >>9397727 DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 14:33:11 2017 No.9397806 >>9397727 you will get respect when you poo in the loo

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 14:35:08 2017 No.9397815 >>9394729 Honestly that shit looks disgusting and more trouble trying to eat it with etiquette. I'd rather a trip to McDz

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 14:39:57 2017 No.9397828 >>9395999 >>9394950 But then I'd feel obligated to finish the whole cabbage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 15:03:58 2017 No.9397878 >>9397815 Are you incapable of using cutlery?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 15:04:16 2017 No.9397879 >>9397548 Its actually his talent

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 15:05:43 2017 No.9397884 >>9397878 I wouldn't know where to start

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 15:07:48 2017 No.9397889 >>9397884 First thing to do is just get a little piece of everything together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 15:09:53 2017 No.9397893 >>9394696 It's not too much in terms of filling, but I don't see why you would add that much with such little variety. Skip one meat, skip the mashed fries and perhaps add some grilled mushrooms, some good tomatoes and some sauce.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 15:25:44 2017 No.9397946 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, katsuobushi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9397480 That's what it seems like, yeah.

Anonymous Thu Sep 7 15:42:10 2017 No.9398008

>>9396098
>>9395030
You'd be surprised at the leap it would take to go from what they have now to full auto. What they have no is pretty cheap and easy:
A round table with black heating elements in it that can slowly spin. They've covered the top with foil.
Two vats filled with oil and egg.
Simple color sensors to control the electronic valves/motors. (If black pour; else !pour;)

The flipping guy's part is why it's not full auto. It's hard to do with robotics, you'd have to spend a decent amount of time/money on the testing (and design). Sensors to decide when the egg is done enough to half-flip. Lifting and tilting the pan for the flip would make the automation of the swirly guys' part more cumbersome. The hand motions of flipping the omelet are very hard to reproduce with robotics, and that's before you factor in how a human will make slight alterations to his motions based on tactile and visual feedback that sensors will also have trouble emulating. (This part feels stuck, I missed some at the side, etc.) Removing the omelet would be easy, but likewise make the swirly part more cumbersome.
So it's just not worth the effort. Easier and cheaper to just stick a guy there. Why not just have the flipper there and automate the swirly guys' part? The mechanism to replace them wouldn't be hard to test/design. The worst part would be that you either need to make sure the mechanism has a mechanically fixed starting point, or has feedback sensors to know its position, so that stuff is lined up properly for the pouring part. Flipping guy has his hands full though, so you'd need to have another guy watching for and handling malfunctions. And since you need a guy there anyway, why not just have him do the work anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 16:48:37 2017 No.9398232 >>9394904 What is this from??

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 16:57:30 2017 No.9398250 >>9398232 Asia land

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 17:08:26 2017 No.9398279 >>9398008 >It's hard to do with robotics It's actually really simple. Instead of trying to 'flip' in a single pan, you invert the omelet into a 2nd pan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 17:20:30 2017 No.9398318 >>9397460 Motherfucker created a non-newtonian fluid...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 17:29:20 2017 No.9398344 >>9398318 A lot of cooking involves non Newtonian fluids. It's not unusual. That is just a particularly conspicuous example.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 17:40:02 2017 No.9398391 >>9397572 >Avocado Chocolate Mousse Looks like something 4 metrosexual brits would make up while they giggle and play grabass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 17:41:44 2017 No.9398401 >>9397245 There is a bottom crust, but there is no top crust. That's supposed to be a chess pie I believe, it is supposed to be kind of custard-like but he made it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 17:49:34 2017 No.9398422 >>9397300 you truly are if you feel the need to announce it for not knowing what something is

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 17:58:02 2017 No.9398446 >>9397572 Looks like 2 girls 1 cup coming out of that bag into the cups

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 18:02:39 2017 No.9398469 >>9397300 Took me a while to find it again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ_gKymsTrg

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 18:11:52 2017 No.9398520 >>9397793 yeah that's not a pub, that's some wanky hipster sty in London that's skinned a pub and is wearing its face as a mask.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 18:15:04 2017 No.9398535 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, Cake Hacks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9398391 I see you're familiar with their work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 18:19:09 2017 No.9398549 >>9398250 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 18:57:09 2017 No.9398698 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Rare White Strawberry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 19:08:31 2017 No.9398729 File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, Stuffed Hamburger Patty Recipe - Forest Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Was introduced to Almazan Kitchen on /ck/ but I've never seen any webms from it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 19:14:07 2017 No.9398746 >>9398729 Almazan is great but those clickbait titles give me ulcers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 19:25:58 2017 No.9398770 >>9398698 >$40/pack damn this guy has a great gig

Anonymous Thu Sep 7 19:28:05 2017 No.9398782

>>9398746
Part of me wanted to forgive him because he's not a native English speaker. That part died when I saw "Dark Souls Chicken Wings".

>>9398770
Based on the rest of the video, I think a "pack" actually only consists of a single strawberry, so yeah, I figure he's doing pretty well for himself.
https://youtu.be/Pns6I6IhVaY

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 19:29:05 2017 No.9398785 >>9398698 What a smug faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 19:31:43 2017 No.9398794 >>9395030 i literally work in an egg factory and we cook 1000s of omelets like this every day, in many different flavors. and they are fucking delicious

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 19:32:32 2017 No.9398798 File: 34 KB, 112x112, shaq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9398782 >Dark Souls Chicken Wings I don't even want to know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 19:35:25 2017 No.9398809 File: 1.37 MB, 2550x3300, db9693df0a79973d8d0850dc83f9f3b0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9397572

Anonymous Thu Sep 7 19:51:39 2017 No.9398874

>>9398698
I don't understand why you would buy white strawberries when regular strawberries come in a really strong, beautiful, shiny red color. The strong red color is an important part of what makes strawberries so amazing and popular.

These strawberries look sickly and dull compared to regular strawberries. And the name is stupid, I wouldn't call a regular red strawberry for red ruby, and he shouldn't call a white strawberry for white jewel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 20:02:57 2017 No.9398902 >>9398874 novelty subjectivity and have you considered they might taste different

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 20:26:17 2017 No.9398975 >>9397237 LOL can this faggot get anything right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 20:28:49 2017 No.9398986 >>9398698 Albino strawberry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 20:40:09 2017 No.9399017 >>9396888 enjoy shitting

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 20:43:45 2017 No.9399027 >>9394729 This has got to be some sort of CIA operation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 20:52:26 2017 No.9399071 >>9395482 Just terrible

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 20:53:43 2017 No.9399073 >>9395159 >that knife set

Anonymous Thu Sep 7 21:02:43 2017 No.9399096
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>>9398986
White strawberries are not albino strawberries, they lack or are low in a protein that causes regular red strawberries to turn red when they ripen. White strawberries still ripen, but because of the lack of that protein, they remain white. White Jewel strawberries are low, but not devoid, of that protein, which is why you can see certain strawberries that have small streak of red. There are many cultivars of white strawberry aside from the one showcased in that clip.

>>9398770
I went and double-checked the numbers and apparently the individual strawberries are $10 each, while the pack (# unspecified, but a small pack) goes for $40, which isn't even the most expensive breed of JP strawberry you can buy. There's a variety called Kokota that goes for roughly $22 per berry. Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 21:04:10 2017 No.9399106 >>9397460 hows that even possible to mkae a substance like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 21:11:40 2017 No.9399146 >>9399106 too much cornflour

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 21:19:05 2017 No.9399183 >>9395381 fuck pet owners and their incessant need to involve their filthy animals in every fuckign thing they do. is it too much to ask that you leave the fucking cat alone for 20 minutes to make your damn food

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 21:24:58 2017 No.9399218 >>9394931 Are you retarded? Fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 21:59:49 2017 No.9399348 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Sushi for Cats.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9399096 *Kotoka Fuck I swear I can read. >>9399183 He cooks for them on special occasions too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 22:06:10 2017 No.9399371 >>9399183 Those cats are paying his rent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 22:32:15 2017 No.9399471 File: 86 KB, 600x600, 1300044776986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9397231 >avocado is a healthy substitute for cheese >adds half a cup of goat cheese >adds skim milk >adds half a cup of mozzarella

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 22:36:11 2017 No.9399483 >>9399348 This is the gayest shit I have seen in my life

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 22:41:12 2017 No.9399499 >>9399483 I find it hard to believe you've avoided reflective surfaces all your life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 22:42:50 2017 No.9399508 >>9399499 kys shill

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 22:43:40 2017 No.9399511 >>9399499 8.5/10 made me giggle m8

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 22:43:54 2017 No.9399512 >>9399183 >>9399371 this, that's his schtick. the cats are always there. he wouldn't get views otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 22:55:59 2017 No.9399571 >>9399348 is jun trained, or did he teach himself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 23:05:24 2017 No.9399601 >>9398698 Couldn't you take the seeds and grow your own?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 23:08:15 2017 No.9399610 >>9398874 Japs have a weird thing with fruit. It's usually expensive so they give it out as gifts or for special occasions. That's why they have shit like this or square watermelons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 23:09:47 2017 No.9399615 >>9399601 I thought that too. But he does say they're a lot harder to grow than regular ones, which grow like fucking weeds, incidentally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 23:16:40 2017 No.9399644 >>9399610 This is because their dwellings are so small that giving non-edible gifts is rude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 23:18:42 2017 No.9399649 >>9399096 I do have to admit, that is possibly the best looking strawberry I have ever seen and it probably does taste amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 23:35:56 2017 No.9399695 >>9399649 but for ~$30?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 23:44:46 2017 No.9399722 >>9399649 Even the best strawberry tastes utterly mediocre compared to actual fruit like mango and pineapple. >>9398698 How japanese is it to overpay for mutated and unappetizing stuff just because it's rare?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 23:51:36 2017 No.9399744 File: 9 KB, 250x222, 1352762041065s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9399695 Worth it exactly one time >>9399722 >mango and pineapple

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 7 23:53:39 2017 No.9399750 >>9399744 >Not liking mango and pineapple Do you even exist?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 00:02:47 2017 No.9399770 >>9399499 Rekt

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 00:12:52 2017 No.9399792 >>9398318 >>9399106 cornstarch

Anonymous Fri Sep 8 00:19:14 2017 No.9399810
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>>9399571
Not sure, I've only seen a few of his videos.

>>9399744
Pineapple is nice to have once in a while, mango is a bit dodgy. I've had better luck getting consistent quality Ataulfo mangos than Tommy Atkins.

>>9398874
Referring to it casually as a "white strawberry' is a simple descriptor of the type of strawberry without referring to the specific cultivar because most normalfags don't care about cultivars. You could try to tell them the difference between Red Ruby or L'Amour, but they wouldn't care. They're just red strawberries in their eyes. Same for the White Jewel vs other white strawberries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 00:24:04 2017 No.9399826 >>9398520 so a pub...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 00:25:43 2017 No.9399829 >>9399826 The British have so little culture and relevance anymore that they cling to shit like "pub culture" as some proof that they are great.

Anonymous Fri Sep 8 00:31:38 2017 No.9399844
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>>9399722
>How japanese is it
About as Japanese as you can get. Masterful products are serious business there, possibly more than anywhere else. China also likes to shill out big bucks for things like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 00:56:59 2017 No.9399906 >>9394696 Doesn't sottiletta have a strong taste? Why the fuck would he add so much if it'll overpower everything in the sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:01:51 2017 No.9399921 >>9399615 A normal plant is a lot harder to grow than a weed. Maybe this guy just sucks at far

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:01:54 2017 No.9399922 File: 2.81 MB, 800x450, Mosquito Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:04:13 2017 No.9399927 >>9395550 What did she use to reseal the melon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:04:28 2017 No.9399929 >>9399922 Could be worse; I ate a beet burger once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:09:11 2017 No.9399939 >>9399927 Melon glue

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:11:08 2017 No.9399947 >>9398520 >wanky hipster sty in London that's skinned a pub and is wearing its face as a mask That's a really nice turn of a phrase. Mind if I swipe it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:11:15 2017 No.9399948 File: 155 KB, 454x640, Jello.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9395517 As if the millenials were the first to pull shit like this off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:12:31 2017 No.9399950 File: 75 KB, 800x534, 1398376278908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9399948 Aspic is the food of tomorrow... TODAY!

Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:19:48 2017 No.9399961
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>>9399950
More like it is a cheap way of preserving extra-food regardless of the century.

It became really terrifying in the US during the 60's? Lazy people dumping a bunch of cans on a platter is not a meal, or even aspic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:25:59 2017 No.9399978 File: 326 KB, 1920x1080, rPr6OCr.jpg?1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9399961

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:33:22 2017 No.9399999 >>9399929 Yikes!0 >>9399947 >>>9398520 >>wanky hipster sty in London that's skinned a pub and is wearing its face as a mask >That's a really nice turn of a phrase. Mind if I swipe it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:37:31 2017 No.9400009 >>9395013 Holy shit my flip buddy just made me eat Halo-Halo and it's the exact same shit but upside down It gave me the worst diarrhea of my life and believe me when I tell you I know what normal diarrhea is like

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:37:46 2017 No.9400010 >>9399508 No need to get butthurt over some banter anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:43:00 2017 No.9400018 >>9399571 I'm pretty sure he's trained.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 01:51:12 2017 No.9400028 >>9395504 We know you post here. Was it actually good though or did it just not suck. qt either way

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 02:00:37 2017 No.9400046 >>9397572 Ew

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 02:24:26 2017 No.9400100 >>9395156 >>9395397 >>9395397 >>9397187 >>9399218 Hi Hiyoito

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 02:28:22 2017 No.9400108 >>9395030 >omelette salmonella why do slanted and eurotards eat raw ovuluses. disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 02:30:36 2017 No.9400111 File: 107 KB, 410x327, samefagging.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9395512

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 02:31:00 2017 No.9400112 >>9399096 Premium strawberry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 02:32:58 2017 No.9400121 >>9398520 L M A O M A O

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 02:35:20 2017 No.9400128 >>9395550 just heat the marshmellow up in the microwave takes 10 seconds

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 02:38:45 2017 No.9400132 File: 4 KB, 247x242, 1504115095709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9397102

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 02:54:49 2017 No.9400170 >>9396816 is he the biggest troll ever?

Anonymous Fri Sep 8 02:56:26 2017 No.9400172

>>9398008

Have you never seen one of those shows about how foods are made in a factory? Yeah, it's a big investment, usually made by nation wide corporations, but the product typically comes out up to specs. At the very least you'd need someone to weed out the less than par omelettes, and of course technicians, but the output would more than make up for the initial investment. I mean, that's where most things are going anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 02:58:48 2017 No.9400176 >>9398535 Thats a shitty cake hack. Its just as easy to make a slanted cut doing than as it is using a knife. The real hack is to wrap thread around the outside of the cake and then pull it tight so it cuts through in a straight line.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 03:12:51 2017 No.9400199 >>9394904 >standing bent over that low as fuck table while doing tedious work Why not just get a fucking chair?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 03:14:26 2017 No.9400202 >>9400199 wouldn't he be way too high to reach the if he was standing on a chair?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 03:51:34 2017 No.9400282 >>9397231 >Avocado is a substitute for cheese >Goat cheese is easier to digest >Puts cheese on top anyways Why not just use cheese at that point?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 03:56:45 2017 No.9400297 >>9394733 My mouth isn't tall enough for all that shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:00:41 2017 No.9400301 >>9395156 >>9395397 >>9396006 >>9397187 >>9399218 le objective taste maymay

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:03:00 2017 No.9400306 >>9394950 Wtf is that Eric Andre??

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:04:23 2017 No.9400309 >>9395512 came here to post this

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:07:34 2017 No.9400313 >>9395036 >4 barehanded pajeets I'm gon get e. coli, nigga.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:08:56 2017 No.9400316 >>9395512 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:09:28 2017 No.9400317 >>9395088 Are those tamales?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:10:56 2017 No.9400320 >>9395217 Toplel

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:11:54 2017 No.9400324 >>9395036 these are fucking delicious

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:12:23 2017 No.9400325 >>9395030 I don't understand why this is bad. Lurker here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:15:40 2017 No.9400337 >>9399371 I misread the point in this post and thought you were being ironic by saying these cats had jobs, which is stupid I know, but my friends and I like to tell cats to fuck off for not earning their keep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:16:18 2017 No.9400338 >>9395517 Excuse me, what year were you born again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:16:42 2017 No.9400340 File: 26 KB, 480x480, 1474306998908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9395803 >Why is this one burning so bad?? >You put pepper in your eye.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:18:02 2017 No.9400343 >>9400340 No one can be more savage to Ja/ck/ than his wife's son's mother

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:31:46 2017 No.9400375 >>9400108 Who eats them cooked then?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:38:54 2017 No.9400392 >>9399922 Gotta give them props for taking a bad situation and making the most of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 04:48:40 2017 No.9400417 >>9398729 Hnnnngg

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 05:09:45 2017 No.9400465 >>9399348 >All that work to feed an animal that eats out of the fucking garbage and licks its own arse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 07:11:09 2017 No.9400618 >>9397749 I see you enjoy YTP as well

Anonymous Fri Sep 8 08:27:44 2017 No.9400729

>>9400465
>All that work
Just take a deep plate, get half a fish / a fillet from the freezer, give it some water so that it gets heated evenly in the microwave, and in ~3 minutes later you have a meal that - at least our - cats go bonkers over. Completely bonkers, I might add.
Several types of innards, are also a great meal (just not too much liver, and no pig unless it is completely cooked), and if you don't buy that shit at some hippster grocer, you pay even less than "conventional" cat-food, which is 80 to 95% wheat-balls flavoured with dubious meats, and often poisonous for them in the long run.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 08:42:52 2017 No.9400750 File: 69 KB, 360x398, best-cat-food.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9400729 This is what I feed my 2 cats and both of them go apeshit for it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 09:13:21 2017 No.9400797 >>9397793 Mess is my least favourite part of a burger. I want to be able to pick up my glass without smudging greace all over it, and I don't want to smell it on my hands when I'm eating dessert and drinking coffee afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 09:23:41 2017 No.9400817 File: 372 KB, 684x555, 1465408472471.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9400132 Yes, when cooking it just boil out the calories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 09:44:31 2017 No.9400860 >>9400729 I just feed my cat Nuggers McChicken sandwiches.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 09:59:00 2017 No.9400891 >>9398729 slav kino

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 10:03:34 2017 No.9400906 >>9395024 but what does he do with the tomatoes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 10:29:21 2017 No.9400982 >>9397231 Good thing nobody would eat that stuff, that Teflon needs to be thrown out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 10:31:41 2017 No.9400986 >>9397259 It appeals to people who have to sneak in more fruit and vege in their diet. Can't think of any other fruits that make a cream texture surrogate

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 10:33:11 2017 No.9400989 >>9397297 yea, he's literally one of Australia's richest youtubers.

Anonymous Fri Sep 8 10:39:53 2017 No.9401006

>>9398874
>>9399610
It's mostly Tokyo people, they're rich fags that work 18h shifts 6-7 days a week so they have to blow their money on something, anything to seem trendy. My boss is broke and buys this sort of shit because she thinks it makes her look sophisticated and wealthy, and it works.

Anonymous Fri Sep 8 10:41:38 2017 No.9401010

>>9399844
This. They respect craftsmanship here a lot, in the many weird forms it can take in some cases. That's why it's the kind of country that can have cattle farmers with only 10 head of cattle, yet by massaging them, playing classical music to them and feeding them beer they can get incredibly high prices for the meat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 10:42:40 2017 No.9401015 >>9399922 >hey bob, should we plant crops? >nah let's just use these metal things to catch those mosquitos

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 10:47:50 2017 No.9401033 >>9401015 gotta put that sickle cell to use

Anonymous Fri Sep 8 10:51:14 2017 No.9401043

>>9401015
Due to their climate and abundant food most Africans never evolved to develop long term planning skills. You plant seeds for a crop and they just look at you and go "where's my food at?" So the bug even if gross is something they can eat now so they take it.

Same reason you see black athletes make tens of millions of dollars by the time they are 25 but are broken and selling used cars by 30.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 11:30:08 2017 No.9401117 >>9399499 anon brings the heat

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 12:12:37 2017 No.9401250 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Five Generations of Making Soy Sauce the Traditional Way.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 13:01:46 2017 No.9401421 >>9399906 >don't kraft singles have a strong taste? retard

Anonymous Fri Sep 8 15:27:55 2017 No.9401874

>>9395173

I just went to the video. The webms make me laugh but the videos with audio just make me mad.

>egg falls off copper sheet
>"They said you could cook eggs on these things!!!"

Like jesus fucking christkkkkkkkk. No Jack, you're not a neanderthal that can't crack an egg or open a bottle of beer, you're actually a person whistleblowing all of these As Seen On TV products for false advertising.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 8 16:28:06 2017 No.9402067 >>9401250 What if someone falls into that shit

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