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9391846 No.9391846 [Reply] [Original]

This dude and like 13 TV crew people are coming to shoot for his new show, "the zimmern list", tomorrow..

Anything you guys want me to ask him for you? I'll make another thread tomorrow night.

>> No.9391849

Ask him about his thoughts on the ongoing feminization of the Western man.

>> No.9391856

>>9391846
ask him if he prefers blacked videos or gay porn

>> No.9391857

>>9391849
(((He))) literally wears a small pink backpack what do you expect from

>> No.9391858

>>9391846
"ayo baldy, how's come you always eating bugs and dicks and stuff? Fuck is wrong witchu?"

>> No.9391860

>>9391846
He's actually going to be in the restaurants this time?

>> No.9391861

Guy actually has a pretty hardcore story.

Check out his "Chef's night out" video on Vice. Too lazy to link

>> No.9391864

>>9391861
No thank you.

>> No.9391870

>>9391857

he seems nice enough, dont be a dick man

>>9391860

apparently

>> No.9391873

>>9391870
You type like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>> No.9391874

>earthy
>inhales, chews with mouth open, eyes non-focused
>nods head
>you can really taste that bone
>mmff
>chews with mouth open, nods head
>smiles at camera
>head nods back and forth
>looks to host
>says something mildly insulting followed by small praise

>> No.9391875

>>9391846
Call him a kike, also he used to be a drug addict criminal

>> No.9391880

Tell him his cock tastes like "river stones"

>> No.9391882

>>9391846
Ask him why he shot and killed an innocent black teen and how does he feel getting off scot free?

>> No.9391914

>>9391846
Like I give a shit about what this fat tasteless fag has to say

>> No.9391924

ask him why he changed his last name and insist this 2 more times before being escorted out by security.

>> No.9391970

>>says something mildly insulting followed by small praise
Has the aroma of putrid flesh with the flavor of cat urine, but in a good way!

>> No.9391974

grab him by the back of the head and kiss him uncomfortable on the cheek and continue to hold him for too long. Then tell him he smells rancid and barnyardy.

>> No.9391984
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>>9391846
Ask him his thoughts on tenderizing meats and when it's appropriate and inappropriate. Online I get conflicting reports so if Andrew wants to weigh in, I'll listen.

>> No.9391991
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>>9391846
Have him say " mcdonadles mcnuggiez are the most delectable cuisine you can buy" and have him do his super smug look that he does.

>> No.9392000

>>9391924
He changed it to sound less Jewish.
Though no one will admit he changed his name

>> No.9392005

>>9392000
What a retarded statement. Jews own the entertainment business. Theres no reason to hide. Except if you're Jon Liebowitz Stewart

>> No.9392018

>>9392000
Hush you fool before you get us all killed! No one must know the zimmern identity.

>> No.9392031

>>9392005
true but the normies don't like to be reminded that there's more jews on tv than on an average npr morning show

>> No.9392035

>>9392005
Jews in media change their name to sound more goy all the time.
Hell, even Marc (((Berkowitz))) (summers) did it

>> No.9392052

>>9392005
Mike Wallace, Jon Stewart, Mel Brooks, Woody Allen, Larry King, Marilyn Monroe,Jason Alexander, Jerry Lewis, Natalie Portman,

>> No.9392061

When I lived in Minnesomalia I used to eat at Zimmern's canteen food truck.
It was overpriced Jew food, made with exotic meme ingredients.

>> No.9392085

>>9392052
Jesus (((Christ)))

>> No.9392134

>>9391846
Ask him if he has a hookup on that pure yayo

>> No.9392147

>>9391846
Ask him what his favorite fast food sandwich is

>> No.9392206

>>9392147
it's In n Out, I guarantee.

>> No.9394603

Make him look smugly at the camera and talk about fatty gelatinous

>> No.9394626

Pull your balls out of your zipper and say "Ever taste some human testicles?"

>> No.9394629

Confuse him with George Zimmerman and give him high fives for "taking out the trash" with Trayvon.

>> No.9394927

>>9391846
ask him about his faggy glasses