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Requesting any and all jack webms

>> No.9377677

Goddamnit mom i was gonna eat those

>> No.9378018
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Let's get this party started, lads

>> No.9378019
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Posting some less common Ja/ck/s

>> No.9378024
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>> No.9378026

has he never encountered a non-twist bottle cap before

>> No.9378040
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Yes he has

>> No.9378051

that looks like a twist off tho

>> No.9378062
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>> No.9378071
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>> No.9378133


Cut off before it starts foaming everywhere

>> No.9378140


Is he cooking pasta in luke warm water?

>> No.9378144
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>> No.9378155
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>that big plastic piece of shit just to open a fucking bottle cap

>> No.9378159
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It's also a can opener and some other shit

>> No.9378163
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>> No.9378181

he's afraid of anything hot, like cooking oil or boiling water...

>> No.9378186

Wish someone would add some triptych to this and make it a true Samurai Jack webm

>> No.9378193

>he's afraid of anything hot
He must be afraid of himself then too.

>> No.9378228

Looks like the ingredients went in before the water came up to boil. It's clearly boiling later in the video.

I don't think this is even his fault. He didn't come up with that retarded recipe.

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>> No.9378473

And this guy has a cooking Channel?

Wow so much cringe

>> No.9378478
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>tfw Jack disabled ratings on all his new videos

>> No.9378480

Say what you will about his general incompetence, he definitely does a good job of showing how utterly useless all those "as seen on tv" products are

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>> No.9378491
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>phone in the raw meat tray

and he wonders why he got pinkeye

>> No.9378493


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how can a person be so incompetent? surely it's intentional

>> No.9378503
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he literally does not cook except when filming

>> No.9378505

He thinks people enjoy watching him bite things

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>> No.9378522

>whole thread on anonymous hawk training mini board devoted to him
>get real, anon

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>> No.9378528
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>> No.9378556
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clearly we do

>> No.9378558
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there's no way the good bits are jack

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Fucking retard

>> No.9378602
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duh, idiot

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>> No.9378625

Who /bigboybites/ here?

>> No.9378631
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>> No.9378634

what is he doing?

>> No.9378639

Do you think people have died because they tried Jack's methods

>> No.9378644

Don't you mean pinked?

>> No.9378652
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using the low setting on his electric griddle and complaining that it is a defective product when in fact it is his brain that is defective instead

>> No.9378659
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possibly with the canning episode

>> No.9378675

Looks like an induction cooker, his pan probably isn't compatible.

>> No.9378690

god, the right way to chop bacon couldn't be any more clear and instinctual, yet this fat fucking retard finds a way to complicate and fuck it up

now i'm pissed

>> No.9378691

I would actually eat that...

>> No.9378696

fucking hell

>> No.9378698

Literally nothing wrong with that.

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>> No.9378763

Jack's got the bite, the /bigboybites/

>> No.9378789

>that fucking limp grip on the bottle
This makes me more irrationally angry than it should

>> No.9378814

posting in case people need to learn from it

>> No.9378839

Is that chocolate? Why is it lumpy?

>> No.9378845
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How do I become Jack?

>> No.9378848

Do we have Threadbanger webms? Rob is a riot. I don't know how that fucker hurts himself so easily.

>Wife pulls cake out of the oven
>He immediately touches it
>Wife harasses him over his dumbassery

>> No.9378879

hit yourself on the head with a hammer 10 times
if you survive, you'll become jack

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>> No.9378885

Jack is a troll and you're all being bated into his trap

>> No.9378911

Probably heated it directly on the stove instead of using a double boiler

>> No.9378919

His master plan is to get people to post webms from his vids and laugh about them?

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>> No.9379103

ok this is just fucking ridiculous. I understand this is probably from one of his as seen on tv videos where he reviews products but holy shit how does one not know how to hold a fucking bottle when opening it
a regular bottle opener would produce the same effect, any bottle opener for that matter
he can't be this retarded hes just memeing us I know it it has to be

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>> No.9379110

The fuck is that?

>> No.9379112
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>cutting the fucking pie tin

>> No.9379123

>perfect circles

This guy just can't win.

>> No.9379128

I doubt he rinsed this seeing as how he didn't peel the sticker off.

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>> No.9379131

Nothing wrong with this. Mayonnaise cake is really good.

>> No.9379136

i like to think he cut it on accident at first then was too embarrassed to admit it so he just rolls with it

>> No.9379138
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He says as a pro tip to cut the tin with scissors

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>> No.9379146

what an incredibly professional tip, how silly of me to question chef jack

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>> No.9379162

I think porkchops and rice a roni? It looks like roadkill and maggots.

>> No.9379189

Fucking kek! What an absolute re*ard

>> No.9379194
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>someone else was holding the camera and laughing at Jack

>> No.9379209

what's wrong with this

>> No.9379216

Proportions are retarded. Way too much ham

>> No.9379218

>lick things

>> No.9379220
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>> No.9379221

The yolk is cooked through and the white off to the side is totally raw

>> No.9379223

Egg is under, but its far from his worst.
Presentation is actually half decent

>> No.9379224

Are the egg whites supposed to melt?

>> No.9379232

That's personal preference desu

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>> No.9379238

this makes me so fucking angry
what a fucking idiot

>> No.9379239

>not just slowly lowering it in

Why the FUCK is he throwing them?

>> No.9379248

I used to get pissed at Jack for handling raw meat with his big gay fucking ring still on. Then I see that he also cracks eggs with it and I just don't care anymore.

>> No.9379251

Because he's a coward that's terrified of hot liquids.

>> No.9379267

I just found out Jack has a fast food review channel. https://www.youtube.com/user/jackonthego/videos

Will he fill Joey's place if he dies?

>> No.9379277

I /bigboybites/.

>> No.9379278

he's like those retarded infomercial people except it's not on purpose

>> No.9379310

>that fucking weak slicing
pisses me off

>> No.9379323

Fucking hell

>> No.9379337

He is noticing that the induction cooker is not cooking on edges complaining about the product, but he did not turn on the outer ring option on the cooker, of course he is totally oblivious about it because he never bothered to read instructions.

>> No.9379339

Kill him and you will replace him.

>> No.9379343

You have to eat his heart, crispy black on the outside and red raw in the middle.

>> No.9379354

>not using the fucking tool he has right there

>> No.9379399

I don't see why people hate that method of putting ketchup on fries so much.

>> No.9379431

Because you grab ketchup with every fry? Half the fries get soggy because you can't eat them fast enough, everything underneath has no ketchup on it. It's just fucking inefficient.

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>> No.9379465

What the fuck is that supposed to be?

>> No.9379466

Awww that duckie <3

>> No.9379467

I'm sure you already hate Palestinians too.

>> No.9379473

This is like the opposite of those "satisfying" YouTube videos.

>> No.9379478

The egg was running away from being made into a disgusting dish so it just offed itself

>> No.9379479

Kinda looks like plov and like all russian food it looks nasty as shit.

>> No.9379572


>even bringing utensils close to bread

Disgusting, does he cut up his hamburgers too?

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>> No.9379598

Oh fuck, that jizz at the beginning.

>> No.9379606


>> No.9379619

Looks good to me, wow, he can cook something I'd eat. I like brownies that are cake-like, but still dense.

>> No.9379626

Would you still eat them if Ja/ck/ eye fucked you while you ate them?

>> No.9379650

At this point I'm afraid to ask but since I've never canned stuff before: What did he do wrong?

>> No.9379679
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Several people commented on the original video in detail about all the things he did wrong. Basically just about everything was wrong. He later removed the video and said he'll post one that is correct but never did.

>> No.9379690

Or maybe he's just so inept that he can't even use products that are meant to be idiot-proof.

>> No.9379705

At first I was like "oh wow he actually cooked something all the way through for once".

>> No.9379714

I do that as well, but I think the problem is more that he actually covers the fries in a full blanket of ketchup. Ketchup should add to the taste of the fries, not the fries add to the taste of your bowl of ketchup.

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this is why people consider eugenics

>> No.9379735
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>> No.9379756

I fucking HATE it when people stick out their tongue like that before they bite something

>> No.9379763

Kwak kwak kwaaaaak

>> No.9379796

how many non jack people have you seen doing this?

>> No.9379797

Ist that supposed to be served as spaghetti soup? Or is he going to throw away all that liquid that has been infused with the tomato, onion and basilicum flavour?

>> No.9379801

If I see that fucking ring one more time...

>> No.9379802

I used to work with this dumb piece of shit like Jack.
Whenever he got on the forklift I'd have to leave the room, mostly because it was so hard to watch and also fearing for my life.

>> No.9379809
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For the uninitiated, what's the story behind this guy and why the attention?

>> No.9379815

As you should be able to tell from the webms he can't cook for shit.
Thing is, he's been doing a "cooking show" in YouTube for close to a decade now. He refuses to take any critique so he has not got even a tiny bit better in that time.

>> No.9379816

You know the saying about how if a infinite number of monkeys worked on an infinite number of typewriters eventually they'd write the complete works of Shakespeare? It's nothing like that.

>> No.9379818


He's utterly terrible at doing anything and some people find it hilarious, some people find it disgusting and some people find posting his webms to trigger the disgusted people hilarious.

>> No.9379820
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He is the gift that keeps on giving and the Lord and savior of /ck/

>> No.9379822
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>> No.9379825

Because it's inconsistent and messy.

>> No.9379827

God damn

>> No.9379836

The man makes the best BBQ sauce you'll ever taste, and uses youtube as a way to teach people how to enjoy it at home, kind of like the Betty Crocker cookbook meets the digital age

>> No.9379844

>the best BBQ sauce
Is anyone still stocking it?

>> No.9379858

what the fuck

>> No.9379863
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he distributes it from his website and sells it to people he knows or ask him about it when he drives around in the Sauce Mobile. He had twitter pics of a hardware store display a couple months ago.
oh look, http://cookingwithjack.com/store-locations/
walmart isn't listed, I don't know if they stopped carrying it or he just didn't feel like putting it on there. 15 locations is not a lot, but who knows the saucy truth

>> No.9379865

Has anyone here tried any of his recipes?

>> No.9379870

His Aunt Myrna (I think) told him that recipe, so it's probably from that WW2 era where everything had mayo and jello in it, and basically anything that was available would get tossed in.

>he drives around in the Sauce Mobile
This man is a living meme.

>> No.9379871

Rarely, but when it happens it annoys me a lot

>> No.9379874
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He's diversified!

>> No.9379876
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>that time Jack got his Jerky art done by his viewers in exchange for some a couple bottle of sauce

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he's just an average joe trying to make it in this world by choking his son

>> No.9379904
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>the Sauce Mobile
I refuse to believe this exists

>> No.9380019

I actually burst out laughing, this is fucking perfect.

>> No.9380066

there is no way this is not an act

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>> No.9380072

what is this paper he's barbecuing on?

>> No.9380077

Why the fuck is he using a cheeseknife!?

>> No.9380084

Copper sheet from the look of it.

>> No.9380210

it looks like they spent about 10 minutes in microsoft excel to make them

>> No.9380215

The artist got the raw end of the deal

>> No.9380232
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was that a cool whip casserole?

>> No.9380468

>here we go
>here we go
>here we go
>here we go
>here we go

True suffering

>> No.9380597
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shhh... no jack now

only the egg king


>> No.9380601

how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

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...and his loyal liege pawn


he has to fry all the eggs

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>> No.9380778

go away jack.

>> No.9380809

Looks like my first attempt at boiling eggs

>> No.9380815

sage for Jack

>> No.9380830

i fucking hate the way he cracks his eggs

>> No.9380838

I've said it before but Jack just makes me mad. If I was that bad at anything, I'd be laughed out of the room or lose my job.

>> No.9380862

The fuck is that supposed to be?

>> No.9380872

The correct word is "when."

>> No.9380879

Jack is the knife master

>> No.9380917

If you weren't born with fetal alcohol syndrome, it's already too late.

>> No.9380951

>forgive me master, I'll have to go all out for once

>> No.9381004

Holy fuck my sides. I have such a hard time believing that he is serious and not just trolling, but time and time again he proves me wrong.

>> No.9381011

I think it's supposed to be a microwave egg cooker. He probably didn't put salt around the bottom and that's why it's stuck.

>> No.9381024

How did Jack get his hands on vantablack?

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i wish jack was just fucking dead

my life is worse for having learned of this disgusting fucking piece of shit

>> No.9381134

Nice potato salad

>> No.9381151
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Lots of rare jacks today lads, thank you

>> No.9381174

Such a thin steak, and he still couldn't cook it correctly.

>> No.9381178

thin steak is harder to cook because it's well done before it's seared

>> No.9381181

My friend who also lurks /ck/ made me the party cheese salad for my birthday one year as a joke. It tastes fucking disgusting and for some reason it held its shape and texture even though we got drunk and forgot to put it in the fridge. Didnt bother trying it again the next day, once was enough.

>> No.9381202

uma delicia

>> No.9381213

The color wasn't even right when he took it off the heat.

>> No.9381506
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Cheers m8

>> No.9381518

Do you have sauce? I really want to watch this video.

>> No.9381536

He's making beignets.

>> No.9381537


Found it lads: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjkyz2a35RU

>> No.9381540

thank you family

>> No.9381541

I really want to see Jack suck a big juicy cock

>alright here we go

>> No.9381549

>that fucking heavy breathing


>> No.9381550

Stewed porkchops and rice. Straight outta my abuelas kitchen. Delicious.

>> No.9381555

What is happening to this site... why won't reddit just die...

>> No.9381558

>my abuela

You have to go back

>> No.9381564

(You) addiction and a fear of posting something that will attract negative criticism, aka downboats.

I mean, if people liked it the first 200 times, they'll still like it now, right?

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He's praying guys! Better rev up those emails

>> No.9381601

Can someone explain this Jack guy? I've seen some webms and is he retarded or is it like a howtobasic kind of thing?

>> No.9381603

He should be on the front line handing out cups full of THE BEST BARBEQUE SAUCE You'll Ever Taste!™

>> No.9381610

Despite a few silly cunts here that say otherwise, Ja/ck/ is a legitimate buffoon and retard.

>> No.9381619

Use everything you know about cooking and do the opposite

Smash your head on the wall a few dozen times

Choke your son

You are Jack

>> No.9381679

How is he so lumpen. If he had white shorts he'd look like a fucking pokeball.

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>> No.9381686

>adj., of or relating to dispossessed and uprooted individuals cut off from the economic and social class with which they might normally be identified


>> No.9381687

delet this

>> No.9381689

I've never seen anybody do the anime knuckle thing before

>> No.9381732

I could see this having a little bit of success

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What in the hell is he doing here?

>> No.9381783

>Requesting any and all jack webms

Hidden, saged, and reported.

>> No.9381788


Somebody told him he could cure his pinkeye by putting cayenne pepper in water and putting it in his eye.

Absolute madman actually did it.

>> No.9381789
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No it's supposed to be a noodle dish where you add all the ingredients in at the same time. I made it a few years ago and it was really bland, although I basically just followed the recipe word for word.

Looks great in the pot though

>> No.9381790
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I think we can all recognize the ol' tappa-tappa

>> No.9381808

Because he is a hot mess

>> No.9381843

Somebody help me out please. I need the Jack webm where his son smacks down the frozen strombolis. I promise to make it worth your while with some OC

>> No.9381860
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I gotchu senpai

>> No.9381904
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>> No.9381916
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>> No.9381925
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>> No.9381933

Thanks baby, I'll get crackin on this

>> No.9381956

That actually doesn't look terrible.

>> No.9381957

Are you fucking kidding, there's like a whole cup of water pouring out of that taco.

>> No.9381982

Resident evil 7 looks fucking great, they really managed to convey "horror" through such a simple thing such as food

>> No.9382006

>I just found out
You haven't been/jacking/ it very long, have you?

>> No.9382085
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>> No.9382162

What a fucking spaz.

>> No.9382191

Someone's been watching Gordon Ramsay

>> No.9382241

Here it is. I know it's a low quality, but I'm just starting out on this software


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>> No.9382408
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kek, nicely done

>> No.9382414

>including the core
holy shit

>> No.9382419

Does he live within a tub of melty butter? What the fuck is wrong with the sky

>> No.9382421

You realize announcing sage and reports aren't allowed here right?

>> No.9382423
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Jesus..I don't know...he may be one of the greatest trolls of all time. The level of fucktard is something I haven't seen since college.

>> No.9382427

>The jerky comes with floss

I like this. I really do. That's a good idea.

>> No.9382469

>Neverending pie

>> No.9382488

If you think he is actually a troll, watch his videos with his brother on his channel "F as in Frank" and you will witness true stupidity.

>> No.9382493

These are the steaks sold at Dollar Tree shops.

they're great for shitty fried rice. Dunno how many tumors I've got now though.

>> No.9382514
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After see the post below...I have to see what you speak of good sir.

.....(posts in speechless)

>> No.9382533

That's like 6 portions in that pan, fuck

>> No.9382542
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>the way he scrapes the chocolate with the pan

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>> No.9382576
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>Texas floods
It took two years but Ja/ck/'s prayers finally resulted God's vengeance on those Texas investors who bullied him off their show

>> No.9382588
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kek, but that show was West Texas Investors, the hurricane just fucked up east Texas

>> No.9382605

>from california
>lives in tennessee
>is a cowboys fan
every layer of jack lore I peel through makes me more and more disgusted
even the greatest of storytellers couldn't create a more unlikable character

>> No.9382607

don't tell Jack, let him be satisfied in his ignorance.

>> No.9382622
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jacks a big guy, big guy gotta eat

>> No.9382912

its generic factory bbq sauce with a logo slapped on

lots of shitty salsa companies do this too

>> No.9383031

I would be very please to see anything with jack and joey put into containment board or at least /wsg/ with them having one day a year here since they suck so hard wilfully

>> No.9383033

/ck/ is the containment board for them

>> No.9383034

One thread vs the >6 fastfood shits

>> No.9383214
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>> No.9383483
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>tfw Ja/ck/ has hundreds of hours of footage of himself eating on his computer

>> No.9383486

They should play this at Ja/ck/'s funeral

>> No.9383500


>> No.9383512

>The virgin fries vs the Chad ketchup fries

>> No.9383650

In his will he's specified that he should be cremated, but not all the way, just until he's still pink inside

>> No.9383652


>> No.9383673

There is no way you can cremate Ja/ck/, he's probably 60% pure lard.

>> No.9383676
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also he will never die

>> No.9383699
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Blue Moon bottles are all twist-off.

So he uses a bottle opener for the twist-offs and his bare hands for the normal bottles.


>> No.9383725

>tfw my eggs started coming out like these
>had to put a lid so it "steams" the top
>this was 10 years ago
how does this man have a channel and a sauce

>> No.9383868
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>cutting bacon with a filleting knife

>> No.9383870

Wait, chef John is white???

>> No.9383914

A knife is a knife anon. you can't say its only for filleting

>> No.9383955

I live 12 minutes from him, I sometimes get drunk and contemplate driving to his house to harass him

>> No.9383959

delet this

>> No.9383965

At least get us a photo of the THE BEST Sauce Mobile You'll Ever Drive!™

>> No.9383967

I may actually do this tomorrow for the lulz

>> No.9383974

I have very little doubt that if you show up drunk he'll dime you out to the police, just show up high and somehow figure out a way to cuckold him

>> No.9384047

If anon turns up with a a jar of THE BEST SAUCE to get a signature and a selfie Jack will probably invite him in his bedroom.

>> No.9384055
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I would give anything to lick Ja/ck/s cummies out of Tammies pussy after he is done power fucking her.

I imagine it looking something like this

>> No.9384060
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>> No.9384077

Is that an egg poacher in the background?

>> No.9384110

Jack reviews kitchen gadgets and the videos do very well. That egg was made with the Egg Genie egg cooker, the product's box being pictured in the back of the clip.

>> No.9384135

whoa bro watch that file size, think of the bandwidth bro

>> No.9384149


Agreed. He's showing off how little he knows about beer to his fellow church-folk.

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>> No.9384301

Nah he beat his son for smoking pot. He just got pink eye from chicken or something

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>> No.9384814

Is Jack the DSP of cooking?

>> No.9384820

whats going on?

>> No.9384841

this is more British than anything I've ever seen

>> No.9384912

ofc hes a cowboys fan. or maybe he isnt and he knows that is the #1 troll team.

damn you jack

>> No.9385095


>just watches it slowly slide into the grill instead of doing anything about it

I fucking hate him for this reason. He sees shit going wrong and proceeds anyway and it's usually disgusting

>> No.9385189

>eating this crap meat rare
This guy is brave.

>> No.9385244

Wouldn't be surprised if the jerky is raw.

>> No.9385273

My wife uses mayonnaise to make biscuits. Turns out really good.

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>> No.9385354
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This guy's the end of the fucking world.

>> No.9385362


what else would he do, cup his hand atop the grill? i wouldn't do shit in that scenario i'd be more interested to see if it was gonna settle.

>> No.9385375

Pull the copper paper up by the edge and corral the eggs into the centre

>> No.9385400

holy fuck i'm dying

>> No.9385412

Yeah, fucking hilarious ain't it?

>> No.9385498

Does he ever sharpen his knives?

>> No.9385532

The worst part is he has pictures of properly made Yorkshire puds in the video so he knew what they were supposed to look like and still says his are fine.

>> No.9385579

Aunt Myrnas party cheese salad.

I've tasted it twice now

it was equally hellish both times.

>> No.9385590

That whole family is fucked

>> No.9385594

My fucking sides

>> No.9385609

i love how that was a pizza taste test, but he never even ate the pizza.

>> No.9385713

>offed itself
oeuffed itself more like ;^)

>> No.9385928

I cannot watch it because my ISP is British? What was it a Muslim stabbing a blackie over the sequence of jam and cream on a scone whilst a 15 year old chav on a scooter throws acid on both of them?

>> No.9385947

Its literally a black and white clip of a guy jumping over 2 eggs claiming he can jump on eggs and noses and not break them

>> No.9386025

He heated it too quickly and it burned most likely

>> No.9386035

>I've tasted it twice now
Are you a masochist or do you have "friends" or "family" that hate you?

>> No.9386146


>> No.9386163

>Mom found the diarrhea jar

>> No.9386547
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on top of everything wrong with this piece of shit, he's a fucking cowboys fan

>> No.9386644


Not to mention he lined his entire countertop with paper towels just to do this stunt.

>> No.9387050

Jack reminds me of that one annoying friend your parents had that always kept cracking bad jokes at everything

>> No.9387371

The Barbecue Sauce You'll Taste!