/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9376141]

What can I use instead of sour cream that doesnt need to be kept in fridge?

[Anonymous No.9376148]

>>9376141
cum

[Anonymous No.9376159]

>>9376141
She's gonna turn that pizza into big old stinky diarrhoea and unleash on that bed.

[Anonymous No.9376167]

>>9376141
Semen

[Anonymous No.9376171]

>mixing food and sexuality
I tend to forget this exists for long stretches of time and then I get reminded of it much to my disgust. Thanks you asshole.

I assume this condition must be caused by some kind of at-birth miswiring in the brains of the victims. Maybe caused by toxins in the womb or something. Like being sexually attracted to children, or wanting to wear diapers while having sex, or getting aroused by the smell of excrement, or the sight of tattoos. Gross, gross, gross.

I look forward to mentally ill people telling me that I must be some sort of religious person because I don't share their disorder.

[Anonymous No.9376182]

>>9376171
I find the smell of shit revolting but the flavors quite unique.
It tastes nothing like it smells, more of a mushy bitter paste, sticky too.
I have only ever taken part in scatplay with genetic women and transsexuals, never men.

[Anonymous No.9376187]

>>9376141
>sweating_george_costanza.jpg

[Anonymous No.9376223]

Jizz

[Anonymous No.9376429]

avocado

[Anonymous No.9376448]

>>9376429
This is why you millenials can't pay off your student loans

[Anonymous No.9376492]

>>9376448
my dad payed my tuition and i work in a construction trade :^)