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What do you guys think of my girlfriend's cake?

>> No.9367843

>>9367842
What are you mormon? That chick is like 11

>> No.9367846

>>9367843
if she's 11, i'm 11

>> No.9367851

I think she needs some white cream in her cake

>> No.9367856
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9367856

could be worse

>> No.9367857

>>9367842

Sorry mate, this is 4chan and pedophiles are not allowed to post here

>> No.9367858

>>9367843
She's 16
>>9367851
Back the fuck off?!?!

>> No.9367860

>>9367842
While you'll have to judge the taste for yourself, I can say that this looks like a very nice cake. Good work.

>> No.9367864

>>9367843
in flyover land they have a short life expectancy due to fear of exercise and vegetables

so most people are parents at 15 and grandparents at 30

>> No.9367865

>>9367846
>You must be 18 or older to post on this site

>> No.9367868

>>9367865
FUGG

>> No.9367869

I don't know about the cake but I sure would like to taste her pie.

>> No.9367870

>>9367856
Not a baker. Could someone tell me if he did anything wrong here other than low quality ingredients and metric assload of mayonnaise?

>> No.9367871

>>9367857
Show me the rule that states that faggot

>> No.9367875

>>9367869
There's no pie in the picture. Wtf are you talking about

>> No.9367877

>>9367875
Isn't there?

>> No.9367882

kill yourself op
/ck/ is finally /tv/ with food

>> No.9367915

>>9367842
>Underage
>B&

>> No.9367926

>>9367842
>primejailbait .com

>> No.9367930

I remember this "girl", nice to see "her" transition has gone well.

>> No.9367949
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>>9367842
>I made this, anon. For you :)

>> No.9367955
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>>9367842
Id rather have her pie.

>> No.9367969

>>9367955
Its a dude you homo

>> No.9367990
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>>9367842
They're alright. Nowhere near as good as the cookies my girlfriend made with her gran.

>> No.9368006

>>9367990
Holy shit. More pics?

>> No.9368015

>>9367990
sit on my face you bitch!

>> No.9368024

>>9368015
you misspelled shit

>> No.9368030

>>9368024
gross

>> No.9368068

>>9368030
>>9368030
teeehehehehhehhehehe

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>>9368006
>>9368015
This is my girlfriend when we went out for the night and she was crowned Miss Personality.

>> No.9368071

>>9368024
YEAAAH
*chitters intensly

>> No.9368083

>>9367870
Mayo in a cake. Mayo with chocolate.

>> No.9368098

>>9368070
Gat damn dem sum tig ol bitties.

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This entire thread, including replies.

>> No.9369472

>>9367856
>>9368083
Okay, so you've never heard of a mayonnaise cake before. Don't feel bad.

http://www.bonappetit.com/recipes/recipe-of-the-day-recipes/article/mayo-in-chocolate-cake

>> No.9369480

jokes aside the frosting job on that cake is very nice

>> No.9369531

>>9368070
She deserved to win. She has huge personalities.

>> No.9369535

>>9369480
Totally. Kinda looks like it was commercially produced, DESU.

>> No.9369541

>>9369531

I want to suck on those huge personalities

>> No.9369567

>>9368070
She does have a giant and impressive personality.

>> No.9369679

>>9367871
I bet you're some ugly, emotionally, depraved fat ass. I would fuck you up. I bet you've been beat up before, and didn't fight back. I bet your mom yells at you for not doing anything with your life.

>> No.9369702

>>9367842
Way too much frosting, it looks like huge globs of it. Some frosting is an excellent addition to cake, too much ruins it. However I must withhold further comment on the cake because that's just the outside.

>> No.9369731

OP, you can go to jail for dating your 13 year old niece. Just a warning.

>> No.9369735

>>9369472
So this is the power of american """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>> No.9369747

>>9369735
It's okay to not know about something, anon. That's how we learn.

>> No.9369786

>>9367842
Why don't you turn her around so we can actually see the cake

>> No.9369788

>>9369786

Nice

>> No.9369795

>>9368070
>crowned Miss Personality

So why does the crown say 'Happy Birthday?'

>> No.9369911

>>9367842

I'm more interested in your gf's pie

>> No.9370912

>>9367843
If that's what Mormoms get a piece of, sign me up. ;)

>> No.9371039

>>9367842
Would it be weird if I said I want to suck on her collarbone?

>> No.9371042

dunno who she is but I think I need her on my life

>> No.9371060

>>9369795
It's French.

In France, Happy Birthday means 'You have a huge personality!'

>> No.9371066

>>9369747
i hope youre just rp as an autistic cause goddamn who the fucks puts mayo on a cake. is this a flyover recipe?

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>>9371039
Yes it would be

>> No.9371179

>>9367864
Better living than in Jew York
Here for a good time, not a long time

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>>9367870