spotting bad cheap steak

[Anonymous No.9364893]

for for £10 today i bought a carrier bag filled about a quarter way with steak from a big fuckoff van at my local market, but theres a bit of a problem. they had some bad discoloration, which i was inclined to assume is just a result of them being frozen in storage containers, but they also smell odd. some of them smell sweet, others smell fishy, some smell fine on one side and fishy on the other side. am i in for a rough night on the shitter if i eat these, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.9364895]

>>9364893
What the fuck even is that? Shank?

[Anonymous No.9364899]

>>9364895
dunno senpai, its a big bag of "steak"

[Anonymous No.9364922]

Nothing could possibly be wrong with shady meat sold from a van

[Anonymous No.9365027]

You just bought human meat and cat meat. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.9365056]

U wot m8?

[Anonymous No.9365096]

Might be horsemeat

[Anonymous No.9365102]

Nice marbling at least

[Anonymous No.9365140]

>>9365102
???

[Anonymous No.9365163]

Thats horse Anon

[Anonymous No.9365190]

>>9364893
if it is beef, that's fajita material at best

>>9365102
nice bait friendo

[Anonymous No.9365287]

wish me luck, lads

[Anonymous No.9366197]

>>9364893
Oh man, this post reminds me of a good story
>on my way to work at ~3am
>stop at gas station
>card rejected, go inside to pay
>black guy in trench coat and boots walks in
>"hey man, you wanna buy some beef tenderloin?"
>opens up jacket, whole psmo tenderloin tucked in an inside pocket
>"dude, that's not food safe at all, no thank you"
Later I realized that he only had underwear on

[Anonymous No.9366205]

>>9366197
kek

[Anonymous No.9366207]

>>9364893
>Stupid gwailo ;^)