/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9362021]

>rolls off fork
>impervious to being stabbed by fork
>sauce doesn't stick to it
>other accoutrements don't stick to it
what is the worst pasta shape and why is it rotini

[Anonymous No.9362031]

>>9362021
yeah, I too hate that one
penne is so mych better it's not even funny

[Anonymous No.9362036]

>>9362031
no it's pretty funny

[Anonymous No.9362037]

>>9362021
>rotini
ma come parli
Anyway if you cant solve those problems you lack the basic cooking ability to notice the insane amount of mistakes you are doing
Buy some lifelong amount of ramen and go with that

[Anonymous No.9362039]

>>9362021
>rolls off fork
You should probably get check for the tism lad. Your supposed to poke your food with a fork, not scoop it up

[Anonymous No.9362050]

>>9362021
it's a casual filter, sorry you're not skilled enough

[Anonymous No.9362055]

Rotini is my favorite. It's bite size but hearty, very versatile and satisfying to eat.
None of those things are even true OP, are you eating it raw or something?

[Anonymous No.9362061]

>>9362039
>>>>impervious to being stabbed by fork

[Anonymous No.9362074]

>>9362031
in what world do you live in that penne is easier to fork than rotini

[Anonymous No.9362081]

>>9362061
>>/autism/

[Anonymous No.9362083]

>>9362021
none of those are true, especially the sauce sticking part. consult a physio for hand-eye coordination problems

[Anonymous No.9362088]

>>9362021
They're easy to fork but in your case you might just want to shovel them up with a spoon.

[Anonymous No.9362089]

>>9362039
literally zero reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.9362113]

>>9362021

you mean accompaniment when you're talking about the sauce not sticking to it right?

Accoutrements would refer to the equipment/apparatus you're using to eat said food, e.g. a fork and a plate

If you're trying to sound like a food snob, atleast be correct with your usage of said words.

[Anonymous No.9362118]

>>9362021
um, have you tried cooking it?

[Anonymous No.9362123]

>>9362021

[Anonymous No.9362194]

>>9362021
>>>>>>impervious to being stabbed by fork

my face when the noodle is too tanky

[Anonymous No.9362233]

>>9362021
those are fusilli tho

[Anonymous No.9362256]

>>9362039
do you even know how to read

[Anonymous No.9362277]

>>9362256
do you even know how to eat?

[Anonymous No.9362285]

>>rolls off fork
why are you scooping with a fork you gay retard?
>>impervious to being stabbed by fork
wrong
>>sauce doesn't stick to it
stop rinsing your fucking pasta idiot
>>other accoutrements don't stick to it
see above

kill yourself

[Anonymous No.9362383]

>>9362021
>living with cerebral palsy: the post
what kind of noodle wristed fag can't spear a rotini with a fork?
also that corkscrew is the best for sauce retention , learn some basic physics

[Anonymous No.9362459]

>>9362021
>>impervious to being stabbed by fork
You are overcooking your pasta.

[Anonymous No.9362480]

>>9362113
wtf

[Anonymous No.9362487]

>>9362383
This image makes no sense. The delivery guy is not the one making the pizza and the pizza maker would not give 2 shits about the delivery cuck not getting tipped. Clearly this is about something other than tipping.

[Anonymous No.9362559]

>>9362383
>>>>If your job doesn't pay you enough, you should find a better job.

[Anonymous No.9362565]

>>9362021
Schoollunchpasta.jpg

Hated that shit.

[Anonymous No.9362636]

>>9362037
>the physical properties of rotini make it difficult to pick up with a fork
>if you can't solve this you're cooking it wrong
I'm sorry I can't change the fucking laws of physics by boiling pasta

[Anonymous No.9362651]

>>9362021
>rolls off fork
>impervious to being stabbed by fork
>sauce doesn't stick to it
>other accoutrements don't stick to it

you mispelled penne you fucking cuck

[Anonymous No.9362680]

>>9362559
Servers make enough money because other people tip. You are a parasite. But if you insist on eating out you should certainly make it clear before the meal is served that you do not intend to tip. That being said the tip system is crap and should be against the law.

[Anonymous No.9362710]

>>9362021

[Anonymous No.9362817]

>>9362680
If people didn't tip, restauranteurs would be required to pay them normal wages, like they do in every single other country.

[Anonymous No.9362889]

>>9362680
Get a better fucking job instead of panhandling you bottom feeding parasite

[Anonymous No.9362901]

>>9362651
>penne
Dude you can stab them just fine and if push comes to shove the just slip the tines of your fork in the holes

[Anonymous No.9362906]

>>9362817
They are required to do that. It's federal law that if tips don't add up to them getting the regular minimum wage then their employer has to pay the difference.

[Anonymous No.9362913]

>>9362906
Yeah I know.

[Anonymous No.9362921]

>>9362913
Ah, I misunderstood your post. My apologies, I see now.

[Anonymous No.9362931]

>>9362889
>being so poor that tipping on meals causes you to sperg out

[Anonymous No.9362942]

rotini is best you mong

penne is the worst pasta i have ever had the displeasure of eating, the texture is just off and id rather eat farfalle which is also terrible

[Anonymous No.9363608]

best pasta coming through, don't even try to argue

[Anonymous No.9363619]

>>9362021

I thought about it and I actually agree, the only thing rotini appears to be good for is supermarket deli pasta salad, aka shit.

[Anonymous No.9363621]

I love watching poverty talk amongst itself. You just sound so.. outhouse.

[Anonymous No.9363624]

>>9362021
>impervious to being stabbed by fork

Don't use a plastic fork you hobo. I love rotini. It's the best shape. You get that melted cheese in there and each and every groove captures it and fills with the cheese. Christ it's orgasmic.

[Anonymous No.9363641]

>>9363624

these people live in trailer parks. Move along, don't make eye contact.

[Anonymous No.9363679]

>>9362074
You just poke a fork prong through the hole in the middle, good for kids or autists who can't handle roti.

[Anonymous No.9363791]

>>9362021
>>rolls off fork
stab it then
>>impervious to being stabbed by fork
W R O N G
>>sauce doesn't stick to it
W R O N G
>>other accoutrements don't stick to it
W R O N G

maybe buy better quality and dont rinse the starch off your noodles after cooking them you fucking plebeian

fuck off

[Anonymous No.9363837]

>>9362021
the form is good for pesto, or aglio olio, or alle erbe, or cacio pepe

[Anonymous No.9363843]

>>9362021
Just tilt the bowl and shovel it into your mouth like God intended.

I'm completely serious.

[Anonymous No.9363875]

>>9363608
That only goes in soup you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.9363924]

>Conchiglie

When it fires unexpected sauce down the back of your throat that is unquestionably hotter than the core of the sun

[Anonymous No.9364158]

>>9363791
>>>rolls off fork
>stab it then
Precisely, the secret to stabbing them is to aim precisely at individal noodles. YOu can't just stab your fork in the middle of a heap and hope you will get some of them.

[Anonymous No.9364730]

>>9362021
>Fusilli may also be known as Rotini in the United States

I'm disgusted

[Anonymous No.9365787]

>>9364730
The pasta industry tried to distance themselves from the fusilli name in America after a Seinfeld episode involved fusilli getting jammed into George's dad's ass.

[Anonymous No.9365870]

>>9365787
>tfw no Fusilli Jerry

[Anonymous No.9365912]

Spaghetti?
I'm fine with most types so long as they aren't animal/alphabets but spaghetti is the worse.
I've refused to eat it since I was 11 and realised that it was pleb tier since I'm such a contrarian and pretentious pseud.

[Anonymous No.9365952]

>>9365912
What is so hard about spaghetti. Just wrap a big glob of it around the fork and bite in. It's very satisfying.

[Anonymous No.9365964]

>>9365912

[Anonymous No.9365990]

>>9365964
I can taste that disgusting sauce just by looking at the pic.

[Anonymous No.9366141]

>>9362651
Penne is literally the best you fucking degenerate what is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.9366214]

>>9362680
Even if I dont tip, your service should be quality you swine.

[Anonymous No.9366268]

Casarecce is utter bullshit. There's a reason you haven't heard of it.

[Anonymous No.9366989]

>>9362021
bow ties dont make much sense. You have to stab them individually.

[Anonymous No.9367021]

pasta power rankings

god tier
bucatini, spaghettini

high tier
spaghetti

low tier
filled pastas, fettucini

shit tier
literally anything else

[Anonymous No.9367044]

>>9366268
>Casarecce
Can't be as bad as Zitoni. Zitoni are like a cross between Spaghetti and Makkaroni. Too long to eat in one bite, too stiff and too thick to be be stabbed and cut properly and if you try to wrap them round your fork like spaghetti they are so stiff that when you come to the tail end it whips about, sprays sauce everywhere and causes the whole thing to unspool from the fork again. Just thinking about makes me reee.

[Anonymous No.9367057]

Best cut

[Anonymous No.9367060]

>>9367057

[Anonymous No.9367063]

>>9367060

[Anonymous No.9367080]

>>9367063
Not bad. That's a weird way to cut basil though

[Anonymous No.9367088]

>>9367080

Pretty standard actually. You roll the leafs then only cut once. Prevents them from discoloring due to abrasion.

[Anonymous No.9367332]

>worst
>not farfalle

[Anonymous No.9367344]

>>9367332
Farfalle is the best pasta. I love sticking my tongue in that little fold where the pasta is stuck together to make the folded shape. It’s still a little dry after being cooked. Takes me ages to eat farfalle as a result

[Anonymous No.9367352]

>>9367080
You've never seen a chiffonade?

[Anonymous No.9367382]

Linguini is rgeat

[Anonymous No.9367409]

>>9367057
pappardelle is what its called

[Anonymous No.9367795]

>>9362680
>But if you insist on eating out you should certainly make it clear before the meal is served that you do not intend to tip.

What kind of reverse logic is this? You may or may not deserve a tip, based on your performance. Are you going to purposefully deliver shitty service if I say I dont tip? I bet your boss would be proud for having such an employee.

[Anonymous No.9368095]

>>9365952
It's surprising how many low IQ mouth breathers can't grasp how to eat spaghetti... or apparently rotini >>9362021, penne or farafelle.

Just so you peasants are clear on this, >>linguini is unequivocally the best pasta.
Unless it's stuffed, in which case it's >>tortellini.

[Anonymous No.9368146]

>>9362636
>I don't have the mental capacity or motor control to use a fork
>better blame the pasta
Kill yourself, mental midget.

[Anonymous No.9368263]

Stop whining and just use chopsticks.

[Anonymous No.9368408]

rotini is the most based pasta, penne is for children

[Anonymous No.9368431]

>>9362021
it's called fusilli you pleb

[Anonymous No.9368433]

>>9362021
You might prefer the mouthfeel of this shape

[Anonymous No.9368454]

>>9368433
roastie detected.

[Anonymous No.9368469]

>>9367063
Ah, I see you're a man who also prefers floppy things in their mouths. faggot

[Anonymous No.9368475]

>spaghetti
>linguini
>angel hair
the long pastas are the worst

any short pasta is automatically great because you don't have to twirl your goddamn fork like a child for five minutes every time you want to take a bite.

[Anonymous No.9369606]

>>9362680
>That being said the tip system is crap and should be against the law.
There are some people that would disagree. People with good to excellent people skills make damn good money from tips while mumbling, no-eye-contact autists make shit.

[Anonymous No.9369620]

>>9362021
>impervious to being stabbed by fork
Yeah... nah. Learn how to use a fork and it's fixed.

On what sticks to rotini: it's great for mayo salad, and pressure cooker, that's it.

[Anonymous No.9369635]

>>9368431
>it's called fusilli you pleb
Inform yourself: https://www.thespruce.com/what-is-fusilli-995688

[Anonymous No.9369661]

>>9369635
tu vorresti insegnare a me cosa sono i fusilli?

[Anonymous No.9369672]

>>9369635
Ce naiba mi-ai nenorocit spus despre mine, curvă mică? Știu eu am terminat partea de sus a clasei mele în Navy SEAL, și am fost implicat în numeroase raiduri secrete asupra Al-Qaida și am piљ 300 omoruri confirmate. Ei sunt instruiți în război gorilă și eu sunt lunetist la partea de sus de-a lungul armatei americane. Nu ești nimic pentru mine, dar numai pentru o altă țintă. Voi curăța penisul exact place de care nu au fost observate înainte de ш pe acest pământ, cuvintele mele, dracu '. Crezi că te puђ scapi cu a spune că rahatul la mine pe Internet? Gândiți-vă din nou, ticălosule. În timp ce vorbim eu sunt în contact rețeaua mea secretă de spioni din Statele Unite și IP-ul este urmărită în acest moment, astfel ш se pregătească mai bine pentru furtuna, larva. Furtuna care mătură departe un lucru mic patetic suna viata ta. Te dracului mort, băiete. Pot fi oriunde, în orice moment, și eu pot ucide în piљ 700 moduri, iar acest lucru ш numai cu mâinile. Nu numai că ele sunt pe larg instruiți în lupta fara arme, dar am acces la întregul arsenal al Statelor Unite Marine Corps și-l folosesc la maximum pentru a curăța fundul mizerabilă de pe fața continent, rahat. Dacă ai putea ști ce lovi cu piciorul diabolic comenteaza mic "inteligent" a fost de a rupe în jos pe tine, poate că ar fi a lua limba nenorocita. Dar nu ai putut, n-ai făcut, iar acum el plătește prețul, al naibii de idiot. Farђ furie rahat despre tine și te îneci în ea. Te dracului mort, băiete.

[Anonymous No.9369676]

>>9369661
Si, cazzo, voglio che te ti informi. Voglio anca che va en mona.

[Anonymous No.9369684]

>>9369672
>gorilla warfare in Romanian
Noice, saved.

[Anonymous No.9369759]

>>9362021
>rotini
americans lmao

[Anonymous No.9369768]

>>9369672
basato rumeno

[Anonymous No.9369784]

you already know what the best pasta texture is.

[Anonymous No.9369790]

>>9362636
>not using pasta to change physical properties of the current dimension

Weak ass nigga

[Anonymous No.9369803]

Capelli d'angelo are great and it bugs me that my local store doesn't carry them anymore

[Anonymous No.9369962]

>>9369676
se dixe, voria anca che te 'ndassi in mona
dio can, non ne becchi una, prima i fusilli e adesso sto veneto proprio alla cazzo.
terún, non freghi nessuno

[Anonymous No.9369993]

>>9369784
Farfalle is #2, behind penne.

[Anonymous No.9370079]

>>9369962
Domè lèxi ei caso dei link. Ia roba ca iore i ciama «rotini», ia NO XE i fusili, ia xe altra, intorxà. Fusili i xe fa daltro muò.
E semoià mio «veneto» in >>9369676, go lasà fuger.

[Anonymous No.9370722]

>>9362680
Not my fault your employer doesn't pay you enough and you have to beg people for more money, cucklord

[Anonymous No.9371315]

>>9366268
It's fucken delicious. What can't you handle.

[Ruby !Sempai.oWA No.9371360]

>impervious to being stabbed by fork
Gut gud, scrub.

[Anonymous No.9371387]

>>9362651
stab with the fork at right angles to the penne

[Anonymous No.9371407]

But rotini has the most surface area available for sauce

[Anonymous No.9371426]

>>9362021
Am I a pleb for eating these with a spoon for just this reason? A lot of noodle shapes(especially little elbows) are way easier to eat with a spoon.

[Anonymous No.9371429]

>>9371426
that's blasphemy I hate you now

[Anonymous No.9371432]

>>9371426
I eat all pasta with a spoon, except long noodles like spaghetti/linguini. Dumb convention is the only reason not to.

[Anonymous No.9371434]

>>9371429
:(

>>9371432
At least some people like you understand me

[Anonymous No.9371436]

>>9371426
no i eat them with a spoon too

[Anonymous No.9373312]

>>9362088

Or just get a funnel and pour it down his ass.

[Anonymous No.9373322]

>>9369759

We're not calling them squiggly giggly doo dads like the British do.

[Anonymous No.9373342]

>>9373322
I'm not british you dumb amerilard. I'm italian and they're called fusilli

[Anonymous No.9373351]

>>9365952
>tfw parents do some weird shit where they take a few strands of spaghetti onto another large plate, lay them out, and cut them with a knife into ~inch long portions, which they then scoop up with a spoon

[Anonymous No.9373372]

>>9373342
Plot twist: Bongs call them Fusilli too.

Americans confirmed for retarded Babby speak. Again.

[Anonymous No.9373384]

Rotini are completely fine and so are pretty much all the other ones mentioned ITT.

Lumache suck though

[Anonymous No.9373400]

>>9362277
>362089 >>9362256
>>9362277
>>9362256
>>9362277
>>9362256
>>9362256
>>9362277
>>9362256
>>9362277
>>9362277
>>9362277
>>9362277
>>9362256
>>9362256
>>9362277
>>9362256
>>9362256
>>9362277
i know how to eat your mom, faggot.

[Anonymous No.9373461]

Rigatoni>>>>Penne

[Anonymous No.9373624]

Daily reminder that: Tuscanian cuisine > Other Italian cuisines.

[Anonymous No.9374068]

>>9368433
>mouthfeel
Texture. Stop being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.9374072]

>>9362021
It evolved that way to evade predators.

[Anonymous No.9374124]

>>9369962
Due veneti che parlano di cibo.
Le ho proprio viste tutte.
Siete peggio del toscano qui
>>9373624

[Anonymous No.9374176]

>>9363837
>cacio pepe
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.9374190]

>>9373624
I had pizza in Florence's town square and it was some of the most generic garbage I've ever had.

[Anonymous No.9374215]

>>9369962
BABA DA BOOPY

[Anonymous No.9374220]

>>9362021
> dumb ass doesn't have a special spiral fork for eating fusilli

[Anonymous No.9374226]

>>9369784
>pain in the ass to spear with fork
>doesn't hold sauce well
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.9376192]

>>9362021
>rolls off fork

Why would it be on top of the fork?

>impervious to being stabbed by fork

You are using a spoon. Learn the difference.

>sauce doesn't stick to it

Water is not a sauce. I can't even imagine a sauce that wouldn't stick to it like mad. That's the very reason rotini exists. Thus, this must be a troll.

>accoutrements

Please, learn the meaning of the word.

[Anonymous No.9376362]

>>9366141
>liking creamy penes in his mouth
what a gay

[Anonymous No.9376363]

>>9374124
Sorry I don't speak terrone

>>9374190
>Florence's town square
Found your problem.