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bounce bounce

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>> No.9359893

made me gag

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More gifs pls I'm browsing on iPhone. Also nice get.

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>> No.9359981

ball of insects covered in an egg? walking out of that place instantly.

>> No.9359997

Chinaman cheesecake.

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>> No.9360100

Why not just cut some of the cheese off and melt them and coat the pasta in the pan?

>> No.9360130

wheres the fun in that

>> No.9360293

this looks really disgusting but it probably tastes amazing

>> No.9360297

Omurice is quite bland. I don't understand why adults eat it.

>> No.9360311
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>butane torch

Shit probably tastes like lighter fuel

>> No.9360316

its like a comfort food

>> No.9360332

Depends on where you go. The best I ever had was in some alley restaurant in Tokyo. Of course, I was hungover from a long night of eating sushi, drinking sake and singing karaoke with a bunch of Japanese strangers.

Still, really good. The rice is what makes or breaks the dish.

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Wouldn't be a webm thread without this one.

>> No.9360388

wow what a douche

i hate pretentious food wank shit like this

>> No.9360406

What the fuck

>> No.9360428

its rice! rice!

>> No.9360434

I want to ________ those cakes.

>> No.9360437

Burtn on the outside, raw in the inside. USA was a mistake.

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>> No.9360442

not raw, color comes from the smoke

>> No.9360447

>t. lives in some africa-tier shithole like ukraine where people eat boiled chicken livers

>> No.9360453

>where people eat boiled chicken livers
>not eating the Mc Megabooster Quarter Pounder Cheeseburger with jalapenos and bacon 3000 with extra salty Mc Fries and a large dose of Diabeetus Cola

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>> No.9360462

>being grossed out by smoked meat

>> No.9360473

at least i can waste my disposable income on mcdoubles and not worry about the rent

you raise malnourished chickens in the decrepit communal area in the middle of your giant commieblock complex next to the rusty playground that hasn't been maintained since the 70s

>> No.9360488

I've never understood this video, what's going on?

>> No.9360489

>at least i can waste my disposable income on mcdoubles
Thanks to the welfare checks, I presume. Gool ol whitey providing for all you american niggers.

>> No.9360491

they dry-aged that roast. the have to cut the outside bits off because theyve gone bad but its dry enough that the inside is still good and tastes better

>> No.9360499

God fucking damn that twink on the left has a nice ass. Men should not have curves like that.

>> No.9360501

Fuck man, the way it just falls apart when he squeezes it is sexual.

>> No.9360635

Not pizza

>> No.9360654

cum inside

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>> No.9360670

do millenials really do this?

>> No.9360673

Why are Americans so obsessed with cheese?

>> No.9360675

its an SNL skit.
and it looks pretty good until after the quac part desu.

isn't that from france though?

>> No.9360684

Americans are obsessed with cheddar and their American "cheese product". They don't even know what good cheese is.
>tfw visited my cousin
>she said how much she loves cheese
>"me too!"
>never takes us to a cheese place
>always orders whatever food comes with cheese to have extra
>notice it's always the same color
>eventually notice it's either cheddar or american
And another time I saw someone ask for shredded cheese to put in her lentil soup. I kind of feel bad for Americans because they obviously have that love for cheese from their European ancestors but are really bad at connecting with it. At least there's good Brie.

>> No.9360705

True, it transcends pizza

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Eggs for the egg king.

>> No.9360726

>Not calling it "Surly King of the Egg Fort"

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Okay, Surly King of the Egg Fort.

Now here's the other one.

>> No.9360737

Where's the Virgin and Chad image, post it.

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I don't like the meme so I don't have it.

>> No.9360747

Man I want to spank those cakes so bad

>> No.9360926

Sounds amazing. I'd like to give that a shot one of these days.

>> No.9360951

They turned into a tranny, I think they even got their dick snipped

>> No.9360958

it's one of those scam where they do the finish at your table so you can film and take picture for your social media

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>American Standard

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fresh from the king

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holy shit my sides

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>> No.9361038

I'm by no means an expert on grilling, but shouldn't the grill be hot when grilling?

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>> No.9361078

why do Americans put so much cheese on everything?

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Here ya go.

>> No.9361195

it's italian you dumb dumb

>> No.9361196
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>Switzerland is America
Fuck they're taking over Europe

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I was wondering where i could get a good monkey plate? Side of Rhino Balls? I tried to Yelp but :(

I loves thes Africans Cultures!!!!

>> No.9361266

This is not ok.

>> No.9361268

men don't. libs raise sexually abused, effeminate boys who look that way.

>> No.9361275

Any /ck/ OC in these threads? I want to see you clowns cooking shit.

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>they enter the Boogie dimension

>> No.9361373

>the virgin egg stand
>the chad egg dance

>> No.9361408

Amazing, thanks.

>> No.9361414

I think it is on though, the whites of the egg get cooked when it slides off.

>> No.9361420

Poor Edris; hes such a great actor but gets stuck playing obligatory black dude roles

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This hurt me in multiple ways

>> No.9361452

raclette is a swiss dish

>> No.9361467
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How can one man be so much of a fuck up

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sweet jesus how

>> No.9361494

>jack is the DSP of cooking

it all makes sense now

>> No.9361499

Why did this make me laugh so hard

>> No.9361870

how does he get out?

>> No.9361879

Probably because you're a bit simple in all honesty.

>> No.9361912

He's also a literal cuck which many people don't know

>> No.9361915

Why is he a cuck?
What happened?

>> No.9361926

The kid he raised with a girlfriend for a few years turned out to not be his.

>> No.9361930

She cheated on him?

>> No.9361934

so simple yet so good

>> No.9361937

>this kills the italian

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>> No.9361942

Stop samefagging please.
Attention whoring is frowned upon here.

>> No.9362129

>drinking literal beetus juice

>> No.9362186

>>>Jack blames the mat for this

>> No.9362190

Does anyone have the full webm?

>> No.9362478

dumb-ass... the "raw" part is a smoke ring or also referred to as 'bark' fuck off

>> No.9362486

that's from a bit from Saturday night live, a tv show.

>> No.9362500

Id be fucking pissed if some douche did that to my cheese. Leave the god damn cheese alone faggot.

>> No.9362517

>Cooked for 10-14 hours....raw

>> No.9362531

>all those nuggies wasted


>> No.9362580

DSP is already the DSP of Cooking

Jack is on his own plane of existence

>> No.9362586

The guy who filmed this must have brass balls

>> No.9362893

It'd be like prom night all over again without the criminal conviction.

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fucking every time

>> No.9363041

He really is a miracle.

>> No.9363052

>sauce on top
can someone explain this to a non-chicagoan?

>> No.9363059


It's called tomato

it's a fruit

>> No.9363070

some people really shouldnt try to cook

>> No.9363079

>and having a tomato pizza is a lot better than a cheesy greasy pizza

>> No.9363092

holy kek

>> No.9363116

i get it, but why not put it under the cheese? legit curious here, i know how defensive /ck/ gets over pizza

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>> No.9363123

we do things a bit differently here in chicago

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In case you wanted a serious answer it's because Chicago style pizzas are cooked for a longer amount of time so if they put the cheese on top then it would burn

>> No.9363160

He doesn't.

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>> No.9363168

Wesley Willis is that you?

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>> No.9363175

Just watched the video, I had hoped you were kidding.

>> No.9363180


'How to instantly add 500 calories to your meal'

>> No.9363263

I have been away for a year. can someone bring me up to date and list the top 10 current /ck/ memes please

>> No.9363279

Get VLC nerd.

>> No.9363291


Jet Fuel can't melt cheese wheels

>> No.9363323

the vodka bit almost made me throw up and ive seen all kinds of webms.

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>> No.9363338

this is kids food.

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>> No.9363347


he even does the classic jack gesture with the hand, like "yeah look at that. wew".

>> No.9363356

What porn is this? or what's her name?

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>> No.9363387

Alura Jenson

>> No.9363421

bumping for this

>> No.9363431

youtube omurice

>> No.9363444

Can you update this to include the part where his dumb fat gorilla hands crack open the eggs by punching them, please.

>> No.9363476

why does jack make me feel like i want the whole world to burn.

>> No.9363492

It protects the cheese from burning durring the extended baking time

>> No.9363493

shit never fails to make me chortle

>> No.9363525

Chads taking S I P S while you're at the gym!

>> No.9363534

> smoke
Enjoy ur cancer

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>> No.9363625


It's a silly gimmick but I would totally fall for that.

>> No.9363626

He can't get out without breaking the eggs, so he has to cook and sell them all first.

>> No.9363638

Fucking stupid. Crap presentation, overcooked spaghetti, ugly dinnerware, watery bullshit sauce. Not to mention there's residue from 10,000 previous pasta dishes and god knows what else in that cheese wheel. Oh and it's probably burnt to shit at this point as well. Wa fucking la. Enjoy your shitty instagram pasta.

>> No.9363706

It's incredible how he's learned absolutely fuck all about cooking after so many years.

>> No.9364262

>Copper Chef Grill Mats

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Can someone post the video of the psycho girl chopping up onions while looking at the camera, bonus points for that other video of her chugging a can of lemonade(?)

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>> No.9364317

ever had a creme brulee?

>> No.9364431
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I literally cannot believe a human being can actually be this retarded. He has to be acting.

>> No.9364451

Thats a classical roman dish you fucking elitist faggot. Its hundred and hundreds of years old. they used to do it with hot stones to melt the parmesan.

Youre just retarded
t. ive eaten that at least 10 times and everytime it was glorious cheesy peppery pasta.

>> No.9364468


Romans didn't use soap and pooped in communal troughs.

>> No.9364469

Yeah man, I remember those roman hand burners, lel.

>> No.9364470

not him and that guy is an idiot but i think this is not cacio e pepe since he should use pecorino romano
also dont know what kind of sauce was in the pan together with spaghetti so it's probably some variation
looks good even if all that shit he's doing is mostly for show, adding parmesan over it would produce a very similar result

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>yea let's put these eggs on a flat slanted surface, what could possibly go wro--
>oh waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

>> No.9364481

>Thats a classical roman dish you fucking elitist faggot.
Yeah, I'll start making my pasta with milk finished in a wheel of cheese that's been burnt using a butane torch because the romans supposedly did something similar. I'll also start claiming a continuity with Ancient Greece despite the fact that no one asked me to.

>> No.9364629

you autists will find anything inane and inconsequential to complain about won't you?
How about starting with your small penis.

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>> No.9364747

Ugly fat fuck man faced slut

>> No.9364766
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I like your frog, YouTube boy.

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>> No.9364802

No in africa they eat bug burgers.

>> No.9364813

>Not to mention there's residue from 10,000 previous pasta dishes and god knows what else in that cheese wheel
I assumed they use a fresh wheel for each occasion, making the whole thing unsatisfying to me, design-wise, but you're probably right and I'm not sure if I like that even less

>> No.9364830

Jack is scared of heat from what I've seen of these webms.

>> No.9364869

no wonder white accept him even though he's black. he's one of theirs.

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I think this is what your looking for.

>> No.9365017

who is this girl holy shit I'm on love

>> No.9365023


She's the type of girl that will gag herself on your cock while you nut down here throat, and she won't even breaking eye contact.

I love millenial aged whores.

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>> No.9365285

Show where he tries to flip it.

Or the burgers when he's done

>> No.9365299


this here I think

>> No.9365315

I watched the video I was just hoping for webms.

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>> No.9365337

I'm sure someone can use that video to make webms.

>> No.9365360
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I fuckin despise that moron.
I live to watch him fail.

>> No.9365382

what did you do to achieve that status on surly the egg king king of the fort?

>> No.9365449

I saw this and had to watch the video. How is he upset that the copper mat, doesn't leave grill marks? How retarded is he?

>> No.9365472

I think the ad for the product claims it can get you grill marks.


It's so full of shit.

>> No.9365522

to be honest I'm not sure he ever put a single heat source at a temperature high enough to leave marks, ever

>> No.9365541

good point. kek

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>> No.9365551

You've clearly never seen his lamb chops and mint sauce recipe.

>> No.9365599

.t chestlet

>> No.9365657

I do not understand of Jack can infuriate me so much. I should have seen worse, I should be jaded, but that fat fucking cunt just ruins me.

>> No.9365663

>crack open the eggs by punching them
I don't know how that would work but it sounds hilarious

>> No.9365666

How you embarrass yourself

>> No.9365741

I can't remember watching it and I can't find it.
You've awaken my curiosity anon.
Would you happen to have a link / webm ?

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>> No.9365828

>looks like a coloring book that was colored in by a blind Vietnamese orphan a hundred years ago
>gets insulted that people are disgusted by his pie choices in life

>> No.9365857

>instagram pasta
i'm tired of instagram food in general. maybe it's time to delete social media again

what's it like not knowing about normalfag stuff again? i forget

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>> No.9365882

tu webm no sirve güey

¿que era?

>> No.9365917

the chad booth

>> No.9365976

Binging with banish made this one in his channel.
Apparently, it was surprisingly tasty.

>> No.9366374

scrn shot pls XDDD

>> No.9366391

this is why we need a wall

>> No.9366399

Trust me, there are A LOT of cheese snobs in the U.S, you gotta look past the lowest common denominator that eat those processed "cheese" products up. (and yea, most sensible Americans know that shit is fake and garbage)

>> No.9366615

>implying that from this video >>9364953 she wouldn't just drink your bitch ass under the table

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>> No.9366734

>japanese salmonella
>bon appetite

>> No.9366741

>Chug a single 12oz can of fizzy water, take 15 seconds to do it
She'd be wasted halfway through the first pitcher.

>> No.9366749

Its much worse than sunny side up, over easy, poached, basted, soft boiled, etc. than we have here in the west right?

>> No.9366765

This looks pretty good but im not taking a bite.
also, can someone calculate how many cals in this?

>> No.9366771

Cooking nerds, here's a question for you, is that wheel going in the trash after that?

>> No.9366775

Of course mate. Its customary to throw out the $2000 wheel of cheese after you use it once.

>> No.9366782

>Angry virgin detected
Try not to shoot up a school, bruh

>> No.9366785

If I ever eat out, I'll ask for the wheel then, cheers.

>> No.9366820

>no jewtube link with audio and listening this retard

>> No.9366833

uh, yeah. posted the link earlier

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>> No.9367003

That flavored seltzer, not lemonade.

>> No.9367095
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I'm laughing way too hard at this.

>> No.9367128

the fact that it only reached the point where i wouldn't eat it after the pancake depresses me.

>> No.9367215

>they used to use hot stones to melt the cheese
Why can /ck/ not read?

>> No.9367224

True alpha cooks eggs by intimidating them with his stare

>> No.9367255

You're saying if you had a few drinks with this cutie and you knew he was dtf you wouldn't DEMO that ass till he couldn't walk?

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>> No.9367282

Ok muhammad

>> No.9367290

this is 4chan. most people here don't know how to make toast

>> No.9367295

fucking americans, thats just disgusting

>> No.9367319

>the virgin scramble vs the chad fry

>> No.9367389

Well, the eggs they use are tested so rigorously to make sure you can eat them raw. Not like other countries in the west.

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>people here don't know how to make toast
I usually just buy the pre-toasted kind. Makes life easier.

>> No.9367413

My brother had this when my family went to Universal. Said that it's ridiculously good.

>> No.9367435

that's pork you fucking idiot

>> No.9367444 [DELETED] 

it may look strange to you, but you should try it sometime my shitskin friend

>> No.9367445

>he doesnt spend 17 hours on his dessert "drink"
it's like you hate yourself or something

>> No.9367449

it may look strange to you, but you should try it sometime my shitskin friend

>> No.9367450

That's bait you fucking idiot

>> No.9367472

any time you think Ja/ck/ can't get any better, he outdoes himself

>> No.9367481

there is a big difference between being able to chug soda and alcohol tolerance

>> No.9367567
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All praise King Ja/ck/! Long may he fail

>> No.9367570

>How to get a heart attack at 30

>> No.9367572

This is obviously either his son or someone else working for him

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>> No.9367591

The only time he interacted with some food and it wasn't undercooked afterwards

>> No.9367595

It's like a pizza from a cartoon

>> No.9367601

Who is she?

>> No.9367628

Its fucking retarded considering plain mozz is fairly bland compared to perfectly golden mozz from a normal pizza.

>> No.9367638
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>> No.9367666

>Pays $10 for them
>Takes them back for a refund

>> No.9367676

I fucking hate the way he cracks eggs, every time i see this, i get triggered

this is stupid, but he thinks it the smartest way to open eggs

freaking imbecile

>> No.9367680

Just be thankful he stopped breaking them on his nasty ring.

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Marco "Knorr" White shows plebs how to finely cut an onion.

>> No.9367724

Why are you such a faggot?

>> No.9367730

I'm Italian and I would try it.

I wouldn't call it a pizza though. Looks more like a casserole.

>> No.9367742

why not just use a mandolin at this point?

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>> No.9367747

thanks man, i need material to start a thread about girls with deep, penetrating eyes

>> No.9367753

Her tits are fine, it's her fucking face that infuriates me. It's so fucking bony and the faces she makes just make it worse.

>> No.9367755

This bitch looks like she would dice and chop your dick up then suck the blood out of your bleeding stump
>in b4 that's someone's fetish

>> No.9367771

At least you'd die having experienced true bliss.

>> No.9367781

And you KNOW he won't be cleaning that out

>> No.9367812

I she blind?

>> No.9367821

How can there be more coffee in that Turkish coffee maker than there is space in that Turkish coffee maker?
Its like a never ending fountain of coffee

>> No.9367824

nah man, she's cute in a psycho kinda way

>> No.9367827

For the hundredth time;
1. very hot sand (wok with sand over gas burner)
2. a modest amount of coffee
3. heat the coffee until it boils, pour some out
4. repeat

>> No.9367832

chinkhater, why do you hate chinks?

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>> No.9367850

>Americans are obsessed with cheddar and their American "cheese product". They don't even know what good cheese is.

As an American I can tell you that most people here don't actually care for "American Cheese". At least in the region I live in most people would rather have provolone, cheddar, mozzarella, colby jack, swiss, ect.

>> No.9367855

>>b >>743768423
I forgot how to link threads between boards

>> No.9367874

like that >>>/b/743768423

>> No.9368130

>Chigago style pizza is so flawed that you have to alter the basic rules of construction just to facilitate it

>> No.9368140

thanks, man

>> No.9368145

>At least in the region I live in most people would rather have provolone, cheddar, mozzarella, colby jack, swiss, ect.

The thing is that these really aren't much better. Usually what the average American market or deli calls "provolone" or "cheddar" has little to do with the real deal except for the name. They are nearly always cheap industrial knock-offs of a well known product, and we aren't even aware of it.

Ever go to Switzerland and ask for "Swiss cheese"? It doesn't exist. They'll ask if you want Raclette, Emmentaler, Guryere, Sbrinz, etc.....most of which have very little in common with what you'd get labeled as "Swiss cheese" in US or Canada.

>> No.9368190

>As an American I can tell you that most people here don't actually care for "American Cheese". At least in the region I live in most people would rather have provolone, cheddar, mozzarella, colby jack, swiss, ect.

Sadly, it's still not that good. This anon was right.
>I kind of feel bad for Americans because they obviously have that love for cheese from their European ancestors but are really bad at connecting with it.

All the cheese you considered "good", even the fancy ones from Wisconsin and all, are nowhere as good as what Europeans have. Find your cheesy roots, euro-amerifats !

>> No.9368193

ok, but will it flush 57 chicken nuggets?

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>> No.9368308

sandnigger magic

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>> No.9368814

the heated coffee bubbles, it gives the appearance of more volume. some of the liquid is poured out but the remaining liquid bubbles again when placed into the heated sand.

>> No.9368826

They also wore socks and sandals. There's a reason they fell and why the western civilization they formed the foundation of is corrupt

>> No.9368829

fucking barbaric

>> No.9368830

>anon trains to visit the surly king of the egg fort

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>> No.9368844

Cthulu is gonna fuck everyone of us up

>> No.9368851

It's hilarious, fuck cephalopods

>> No.9368860

>fuck cephalopods
Why hate them?

>> No.9368869

Is whatever generation you are this fucking stupid?

>> No.9368874

>french fries on steel bucket
>wooden board "plate"
>stupid gimmick usually performed by the waiter
all the signs of a hipster underground joint that you HAVE to try because they have the BEST burger ever!!!

>> No.9368879

Because we're better than you.

>> No.9368885

They raped my mother

>> No.9368890


Here for a good time, not a long time

>> No.9368894

Is your mother japanese?

>> No.9368895

Okay. What's the latest meme that says mandolins are bad?

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>> No.9368902

The complaint is about the spelling, not the usefulness of the device.
Mandolin = a stringed musical instrument
Mandoline = the kitchen tool

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>> No.9368914


Kek, this is the only SFW board I browse on 4chan, and our memes are so shit-tier but hilarious. I remember that april fools day where they merged our board with /co/ and everyone from /co/ were absolutely revolted by our memes.

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>> No.9368922


Let's be honest, they're probably worse than us

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The /pol/, /mlp/ meltdown was pretty funny.
Especially the first two hours when neither board could fathom what was happening.
/mlp/ is the epitome of faggotry though.

>> No.9368980

I sthis Jack?

>> No.9369584

This is fucking retarded. His egg sandwiches look bland and he's serving them fucking wonderbread on a paper plate. I can make better eggs than this fuck

>> No.9369588

but can you did it while being imprisoned by eggs?

>> No.9369607
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No. THIS is Ja/ck/

>> No.9369609

he's surly the egg meme

>> No.9369653

More of this kind of stuff?

>> No.9369663
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here you go mong

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>> No.9369701

Nice. Keep em coming

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>> No.9369714

That's just a truck of fish

>> No.9369733

>USA was a mistake.
O RLY? I thought a Mexican colony with nigger locals would turn out great!

>> No.9369760

gives a new meaning to "street food"

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>> No.9369787

That must be delicious

>> No.9369872

>implying thats a problem anywhere other than the third world
>and the usa
>oh ... right

>> No.9369916

Is that his son?

>> No.9369939

>fish so big you have to use a sword

>> No.9369988


that's a knife you retard the men are just tiny

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>mfw they're oompa loompas

>> No.9370262

I wonder how many people didn't wear the glove because they thought it was for pussies and then sliced their hand open when the fish started flopping.

>> No.9370279

>he doesn't own a maguro bōchō

>> No.9370395

Why is everybody so obsessed with america?

>> No.9370434


as if you don't stare at the retarded kid with 5 legs and a penis on his forehead

>> No.9370630

>5 legs and a penis on his forehead
That is something I very much would not like to see.

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the best i could do

>> No.9371126

thank you very much

>> No.9371136

I want everyone involved with this video dead.

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>> No.9371633

It's his wife's son

>> No.9371643

>this kills the squid

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>those poor animals :'( :'( :'( ohhhh they would've gone on to live such fulfilling lives ;-; ohhhh blooooooo

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