/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9342462]

ITT: weird shit you used to do with food as a kid
I used to put string cheese on a tortilla and heat it up for like 30 seconds til its melted and hot then fold it up like a tortilla and eat it
i have no idea why or how i started eating it
pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.9342466]

>like a tortilla
like a burrito, i mean

[Anonymous No.9342478]

That's only weird if you had better cheese around.

[Anonymous No.9342513]

>>9342478
I had better cheese product but not better cheese.

[Anonymous No.9342927]

We lived very poorly when i was a kid and whenever i managed to get some pistachios, i would save its shells in a bag and keep the bag hidden under the bed so i could suck on them later to recall the taste

[Bump Man No.9344139]

never really did anything weird

[Anonymous No.9344166]

>>9342462
>was watching rugrats
>see CHOCO-CHOCOLATE CHEESE
>put hersheys chocolate syrup on a slice of colby jack cheese
>was really good

>drank from sippy cup until i was like 15 because everything just tasted better out of a sippy
>did this with my best friend because we both agreed that it was better, wasn't even a secret

>cheeto puffs
>open the bag and leave it open for about a day until it went slightly stale
>tastes so much better like this
>would hide open bag because mom would yell at me for leaving the bag open

[Anonymous No.9344174]

>>9342462
You made a pleb quesadilla how it that weird?

[Anonymous No.9344221]

I used to be autistic...


Grandma comes over
Did I mention I'm Russian?
Well she cooked a bunch if food from the old country and I took a plate and threw it on the wall. Maybe 13 years old at this time.

Ended up screaming at her for giving me food that has fat pieces ...

I don't like fat.

[Anonymous No.9344235]

>>9342462
Smashed pinto beans with nesquick chocolate powder mix, cayenne pepper, and lime chips.

[Anonymous No.9344316]

>>9344221
You were such a cunt. I feel awful for your grandma.

[Anonymous No.9344361]

>>9342927
Reminds me of James from James and The Giant Peach.

[Anonymous No.9344464]

>>9344221
>bunch if food from the old country
I cant understand you while beeing Russian too...

[Anonymous No.9344493]

I used to drink a mix of about 5% Soy Sauce and 95% Water

I still do

[Anonymous No.9344497]

>>9342462
You ate cheese and bread, together? Get a hold of yourself you fucking psycho

[Anonymous No.9344502]

>>9344221
I hope you got the old-country style ass whipping you so richly deserved, what a dick move.

[Anonymous No.9344537]

>>9342462
That's pretty much a grilled cheese, anon. Not that weird.

[Anonymous No.9344543]

>>9344166
>>open the bag and leave it open for about a day until it went slightly stale
>>tastes so much better like this
Everyone in my family knows this.

[Anonymous No.9344544]

I used to just not eat

I have no idea why I was like that, but nothing ever tasted good. I never understood eating.

[Anonymous No.9344549]

>>9342462
>he didn't make peanut butter and tortillas
step it up fampai

[Anonymous No.9344551]

>>9342462
You made a quesadilla?

[Anonymous No.9344554]

>>9344544
Throughout adolescence I learned some things tasted good, and made me feel good when I chewed on them

Mostly really rich stuff and spicy stuff or just fast food or snacks

I grew up fine because I exercised a lot.

A couple times in my life, I recall eating something that made me feel supremely happy. Fullness in every sense of the word.

[Anonymous No.9344598]

>>9344554
>in this moment, I am euphoric.

[Anonymous No.9344604]

>>9342462
Into see to put my dick in watermelon

[Anonymous No.9344796]

Heat ramen in the microwave

[Anonymous No.9344924]

>>9344316
For real.

>TFW no Russian Grandmother

[Anonymous No.9344949]

I had a grandma who was a little mad. She taught us to bake cookies by grinding up store bought cookies, add milk so it turned into a paste, then just bake that in a pan.

We did this every time we visited grandma. Tasted better than the original cookies though, probably because of the extra milk and butter.

[Anonymous No.9344972]

>>9344949

[Anonymous No.9344975]

I used to pretend my food was Jewish.

[Anonymous No.9344979]

>>9344975

[Anonymous No.9344986]

>>9344221
You don't treat babushka like that you autist.

[Anonymous No.9345139]

>>9342462
I used to drink the brine from jars of olives

[Anonymous No.9345145]

>>9342462
I used to melt chocolate in the microwave and eat it

[Anonymous No.9345166]

>>9345139

[Anonymous No.9346192]

>>9342462
I mixed cheez-its with apple sauce. I revisited it as an adult, it's still fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.9346211]

>>9342462
Who here tortilla's with Worcestershire sauce and Feta cheese?

[Anonymous No.9346238]

>>9344166
>drank from a sippy cup until I was like 15
What the fuck, man

>>9344221
>Used to be

[Anonymous No.9346318]

As a kid, I would put ketchup on literally anything, but thats all I can recall. I had one weird meal that I really enjoyed when I was studying abroad.
>Put frozen pizza in microwave
>Halfway through open and put extra cheese (big extra)
>When it's finished, drench in ketchup and mayo

[Anonymous No.9346328]

>>9344221
>used to be autistic
Autism isn't really something you grow out of, you know.

[Anonymous No.9346354]

>>9342462
I used to eat a roast dinner with ketchup instead of gravy

[Anonymous No.9346515]

I don't remember how I got started doing it but I still dip tortilla chips in ranch dressing every time I eat tacos. Usually I have a little bit of seasoned beef on the plate to scoop onto the chip too.

[Anonymous No.9346529]

> as a kid

[Anonymous No.9346708]

>>9342462
I've eaten raw garlic like a snack for as long as I can remember

[Anonymous No.9346730]

>>9344544
I have an intestinal issue so I east <1 meal a day, on the reg, and I'm just fine. When I started school, I found out people ate three very full meals a day and it blew my mind
It just isn't worth it when I destroy our toilet ten minutes later, after eating literally anything.

[Anonymous No.9346742]

>>9346730
spooky, famula. our family has a history of digestive problems.. could be moving to america. healthy as bulls otherwise.

Yeah I'm with you. Eating 3 FULL meals a day is just myth, as far as I'm concerned. Although I will eat sparingly most of the time, once in a blue moon I get hit with cravings that take me to fast food places. I order up everything I can find, take that home and destroy it, then empty my fridge, and go out and get more food since I'm still hungry.

Bodies are weird

[Anonymous No.9346758]

>>9346742
You know the horror of eating a tiny bowl of pasta and not being able to get off the toilet for an hour then. It's fucking awful. Popcorn is the worst offender. Otherwise, I'm in okay shape. I'm only 100 lbs but I run a lot.
My dad started dating this chick a few weeks ago that is one of those gluten truthers and has convinced him that even rice is going to give him a heart attack. I want to deck this bitch and tell her that she has no idea what it's like to be intolerant to most foods. I made this kickass chili that I spent an entire day on and they refused to eat it over baked chicken for the 200th time. I don't get it. Why are people so terrified of gluten these days?

[Anonymous No.9346765]

>>9342927

[Anonymous No.9346768]

Used to get a bowl of this shit, some pieces of bread or bagels, and then just dip, tasty as fuck.

[Anonymous No.9346820]

I used to take a couple Club crackers, chew 'em up til it's just mush, and then put that mush between two crackers and eat it like a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.9346825]

>>9346820
you're fucking weird

I had a weird friend. I never liked playing at his house because there was nothing to eat, and the few times he decided to eat he just took a slice of ham from a package and put it on a plate, and drizzled tabasco on it. He ate it with a fork and knife.

Just picture that. Skinny little slice of ham, sitting solitary on a plate. Wasn't even gross, just witnessing him eat that sort of scrambled my brain. I could not compute what was going on.

[Anonymous No.9346837]

>>9342462
Whenever I had an ice lolly (popsicle) I always had a strong urge to throw it on the ground whenever I was outside. I never did, but the temptation was strong sometimes....just knowing that I could do it. I guess stuff like that feels precious when you're a little kid.

[Anonymous No.9346912]

>>9346820
You arent the only one, but when I did it I pretended I was the Oreo factory

[Anonymous No.9346954]

>>9342462
I used to wrap tape around bananas and microwave them.

[Anonymous No.9347152]

I used to microwave pimento stuffed olives until they were dry like jerky and eat them, they would also spark in the microwave for some reason

[Anonymous No.9347169]

>>9342462
It's called a quesadilla and it's better with hot sauce and a little salt.

[Anonymous No.9347181]

used to get chips ahoy chocolate chip cookies and spray some kraft easy cheese on it. my go to snack whenever I got high

[Anonymous No.9347207]

I ate rocks, dirt clods, bugs, and dry dog/cat food as a kid.

[Anonymous No.9347237]

>>9344544
I used to eat too much

like I'd have dinner out at a restaurant then want burger king on the way home just because it tasted good

[Anonymous No.9347295]

I used to melt bars of chocolate against the hot, metal base of my lava lamp and then wipe it off with the tip of my penis. I remember watching scooby doo and using my fingers to wipe the chocolate off my penis and eat it that way. Later in life I developed a separate fetish of burning my penis before masturbating, but I don't think the two are related.

[Anonymous No.9347296]

>>9346758
Because people with autism sometimes have less outbursts when they cut out gluten and casseins

[Anonymous No.9347300]

>>9346954
You're an asshole anon

[Anonymous No.9347708]

>>9345139
i still do that, i just cut it with gin now

[Anonymous No.9347886]

I ate live ants as a kid.

I went through a period as a teenager where I would occasionally eat 8 oz. or 6 oz. or whatever the size is of frozen orange juice concentrate.

[Anonymous No.9349148]

>>9342462
i did this with butter and margarine instead of string cheese

kind of craving that right now, actually, thanks

[Anonymous No.9349158]

It's not that weird, but my entire family thought I was nuts.

I would dip potato chips (specially kettle cooked plain) in chocolate pudding.

I discovered chocolate pudding is one of the best chip dips there is.

Fuck my family, it's delicious.

[Anonymous No.9349320]

>>9342462
Taco Bell sells this on their menu as the cheesy roll-up.

[Anonymous No.9349326]

>>9342462
>strange things
>cheese in a tortilla
Fucking mad man

[Anonymous No.9349351]

>>9344166
>drank from a sippy cup until I was 15
rofl

[Anonymous No.9349352]

Used to drink hersheys syrup out of the bottle so my mom would hide it from me, instead I'd drink liquid hand soap from the bathroom because it had the same thickness/consistency. It wasn't good

[Anonymous No.9349376]

>>9344166
i sippy dippy

[Anonymous No.9349537]

My brother and I would use a rolling pin to flatten tootsie rolls, pour sugar and honey on them, roll them back up and eat them. Fucking awful feeling recalling that horror...

[Anonymous No.9349552]

>>9346708
>Durzo Blint

[Anonymous No.9349566]

>>9347295
you again?

[Anonymous No.9349582]

>>9344166
I used to dip string cheese into chocolate milk, shit was great, I guess chocolate and cheese is a hidden gem

[Anonymous No.9349590]

>>9344949
That sounds like a great idea actually, I'll keep that in mind

[Anonymous No.9349591]

>>9344497
WTF is that pic? I could swear that's Julian, Corey and Trevor/Jacob. I've seen my share of Trailer Park Boys but never that.

[Anonymous No.9349822]

I kept some airline peanuts in my mouth for 11 hours once.

[Anonymous No.9349836]

>>9349537
fuck that sounds good

[Anonymous No.9349841]

I used to sit on the kitchen counter and dunk brownies in to a bag of sugar then eat them

[Anonymous No.9349848]

>>9349841
Let me guess, you're American.

[Anonymous No.9349851]

I used to eat cold hotdogs straight from the fridge.

[Anonymous No.9349864]

>>9349848
Britbong actually, I just have a thing for eating straight sugar

[Anonymous No.9349865]

>>9346730
>>9346742
Nobody should be eating 3 large meals a day unless they're athletes or work very physical jobs. Anybody else who does is generally obese. A normal amount to eat is a bowl of cereal for breakfast, a sandwich for lunch and a large cooked meal for dinner, and even then you will be overweight if you aren't at least somewhat active.

[Anonymous No.9349877]

>>9344221
Пoзop вaм

[Anonymous No.9350328]

>>9344949
You can break up milk arrowroot or similar plain biscuits to use as a base for cheesecakes or whatever after you've mixed in the rest of the bases ingredients.

I think old woman's weekly cookbooks just told people to buy the biscuits instead of making your own biscuit base, which requires almost the same amount of steps and effort.

[Anonymous No.9350385]

>used to have a dinner roll for lunch and dinner every day when I was like three to five
>I'd take the roll (uncut)
>spread peanut butter on top
>lay a slice of American cheese over that
>eat it like that from end to end
>not toasted or with the cheese melted or anything
>easily my favorite meal
>siblings always made fun of me for it because of how gross it was
>ignore them, they don't know how good my Jiffy Kraft Slammer is
>used to have to resort to eating them alone in my room to avoid ridicule
>sitting by the pool one day with my JKS
>take one bite
>absolutely disgusting
>never eaten one since then

The one thing I miss is how much I enjoyed them, even if the food itself was terrible.

[Anonymous No.9350394]

>>9342462
When i was a kid i ate more than i should have.

[Anonymous No.9350403]

I still eat flour out of the bag to this day.

[Anonymous No.9350421]

I didn't like cereal, so sometimes I would eat cold hotdogs for breakfast, no bun

[Anonymous No.9350461]

>>9346768
thats probably pretty decent.

[Anonymous No.9351266]

We were trailer trash.. Instead of snacks my mom would just let me sit in front of the TV on a pillow and lick salt from the shaker off of my hand

[Anonymous No.9351744]

Cook instant ramen, dont add the spice package, mix in cookie crisp cereal instead. it's weird because i was like 7 when i did this and my dad was in his 30s and ate it with me. Tasted amazing. Dont know why i stopped eating it.

[VaporwaveQueen No.9351804]

I put Kraft mac and cheese in the fridge, wait an hour, then eat it when it's cold.

Still do it. Feels gross but tastes bomb.

[Anonymous No.9351855]

>>9346758
>He's 100lbs

Lmao'ing at your life

[Anonymous No.9352080]

I used to use tortillas as napkins after eating Mexican food and then eat the tortilla.

[Anonymous No.9352087]

>make sandwich with tons of cheese and hot sauces
>blast it in microwave long enough for it to become a huge greasy rubbery mess
>eat it

Did it again today when I was over at my parents' house. Felt good man

[Anonymous No.9352097]

>>9342462
my mom used to make stuff like that (we're hispanic)

tortilla, frying cheese (a special kind that i can only find in latin markets) or mozzarella, a little bit of sugar, fold or put another tortilla on top, and melt/fry on stove top. bretty gud

>>9344544
depression

[Anonymous No.9352119]

>chew up cookie
>squirt the resulting paste onto the back of my hand
>inspect it
>lick off and eat

[Anonymous No.9352124]

>>9342462
Bite the ends of tim tams
Use them as a straw to drink milk
Wait for about 1 minute
Inside is super soft biscuit
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.9352130]

>>9352124
you drank milk through it? How hard did you have to succ?

[Anonymous No.9352458]

>>9349158
This, was at a party at a friends place and we got chocolate pudding for dessert, didn't eat it until later when I was drunk, took a chip and dipped it, tasty as fuck

[Anonymous No.9352463]

>>9349865
>them
Depends entirely on the calories that you are consuming, if you eat very lean foods in small portions, then you can eat six meals a day. Its about how much you train and how big your stomach is

[Anonymous No.9352654]

>>9344235
Ghetto mole

[Anonymous No.9352790]

I had a thing for dry Kool-Aid mix. No matter how many times I'd brush my teeth, my parents would catch me on account of my stained tongue

[Anonymous No.9352843]

>>9342462
You just described a Quesadilla

[Anonymous No.9353435]

>>9344493
probably taste like malta

[Anonymous No.9353471]

I used to chew up food, spit it out into my hand, then eat it again. Made it taste a lot better honestly. Still gross.

[Anonymous No.9353618]

I used to put gummy bears and/or lemon drops in glasses of apple juice and microwave it. Then enjoyed the warm juice and melty sweet treats inside.

[Anonymous No.9354030]

When I was a kid and had those microwaved chimichangas, I'd have ketchup on the side and dip them in it. I still do it now because these fuckers are bland as hell.

Pic related

[Anonymous No.9355066]

I'd drink soy sauce out of the bottle.

[Anonymous No.9355094]

>grow up poorfag and mom told me the very first day of school to fuck off and make my own lunch
>Make an American Cheese sandwich
>Smash it on the table until flat
>convinced self that it wasted better that way and would stretch food rations longer

>drink hot sauce
>drink pickle brine
>eat hot sauce bread

[Anonymous No.9355163]

>>9346768
The struggle was real anon

[Anonymous No.9355168]

>>9355094
Pickle brine is legit delicious. I drink it all the time

[Anonymous No.9355180]

>>9349158
This is really good, my sister got me into it. Also my friend's mom was a candy maker and used to dip ruffles chips into melted chocolate. Chocolate + chips just werkz

[Anonymous No.9355185]

>>9353471
I used to do this with goldfish crackers and saltines. Still do if im alone sometimes.

[Anonymous No.9355189]

>>9355168
Indeed I save it for mixed drinks.

[Anonymous No.9355204]

i
i used to eat flowers with my cousin idk why we start doing it

[Anonymous No.9355216]

>>9355168
>>9355189
Great for hangovers too. I can't believe people gave me shit for it and here you good folk are.

>>9355204
Those little white ones were bland but okay tasting. They grow near clover.

[Anonymous No.9355225]

>separate everything so that each part of the meal does not come into contact with each other before I even start eating

I still do it

[Anonymous No.9355309]

>>9355204
Pansies are pretty good. They're a bit tart

[Anonymous No.9355440]

>>9346768
I used to pan fry chicken breasts with this.
Tasted fucking great.

[Anonymous No.9355632]

I used to go weeks at a time eating literally nothing but a bag or two of chips a week and soda. Whenever I got hungry I would just go get a can of pepsi and it would get rid of hunger pains for a few hours. I still do this to some extent. How I'm not obese or have any heart problems or diabetes blows my mind.

[Anonymous No.9355678]

>Be me as a child
>took one slice of cheese, a kraft single, and ate it on the couch in my underwear while watching fresh prince of bel air
>Imagine that the slice of cheese was a building
>Uncle Phil and will were at the top floor of said building
>They both ran down the cheese building as I devoured it
>imagined will motivating uncle Phil to run faster down the stairs (couldnt use elevator since the first bite cut the elevator wires)
>will always made it out but uncle phil always died at the front door when I take the last bite of cheese.

[Anonymous No.9355690]

>>9349591
it's people looking at the eclipse

[Anonymous No.9355752]

>mum packed 2 oreos for dessert with lunch
>would split the oreos, take out the white part, make a ball, break up the cookie and coat the white part in crumb
>never met anyone who ate an oreo that way

>>9344544
my brother did this
he used to eat two pieces of bread for breakfast and half a bagel for lunch
he ended up 5'3 and 120
my mum says she feels guilty he stunted his growth (I'm normal size) but he wouldn't eat anything

[Anonymous No.9355777]

>>9355752
Cousin did this. Only ate cereal. Not sure if he even into milk. He's like 5ft and 100lbs now at 23yo

[Anonymous No.9355802]

>>9349552
Couldn't really get into Night Angel. Finished the first book but can't do the second. Does it get better?

[Anonymous No.9355803]

>>9342462
>Hanging out with a friend without any adult supervision
>Eating those milka snack things they used to sell that was a chocolate.cookie covered in chocolate
>Sudden realization, these would taste better if we cook them
>About to throw them in the heater when I realize, wait what am I doing?
>I need something to cook them on
>Cook chocolate cookies on a hot weeks trash on the heater then forget about it and leave it there 20 seconds after when I get distracted with something else

[Anonymous No.9355859]

BISCUIT MIX OR FLOUR, SHREDDED COCONUTS, CHOCLATE CHIPS, SUGAR, MILK OR WATER. MIXED AND MICROWAVE FOR 4 MINUTES UNTIL FLUFFY. DRIZZLE WITH CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND WATCH LAW AND ORDER RERUNS. PUT IT IN A MEDIUM SIZED STANDARD SOUP BOWL. MUST BE EATEN AFYER 1 IN THE MORNING

[Anonymous No.9355870]

leave a bag of trolli sour worms open, ages the worms, giving it a taut, astringent, but at the same time sweeter and more pronounced flavor. also, i ate those 1 dollar banquet fruit pies slightly thawed, just chipped at them for hours

[Anonymous No.9355877]

i used to take crabapples from trees around my suburban denver neighborhood, then swueeze them over steak and mushrooms or pork chops. was pretty good

[Anonymous No.9355888]

>spent all day on the internet or reading
>constantly taking in information
>somehow learn about street food vendors in some dorling kindersley picture book
>become obssessed with the idea of street food vendors
>also, mommy never let me cook anything, so i did what i could
>late late at night
>would turn on my super bright bedside lamp
>would take pieces of paper and chew them up until they were spitwads
>i then fried them on my lightbulb until crispy black and ate them
>can still remember that wonderful smoky smell and the wafts of steam to this day

good times

[Anonymous No.9356505]

>>9346708
>t. Wario

[Anonymous No.9356796]

>>9352119
Same but with chips
I stopped doing it when I was 11

[Anonymous No.9357408]

One time when it was cold i made burritos and when i sat in my recliner looking at the snow i rested the warm burrito against my face and it was fuckin relaxing

[Anonymous No.9357893]

>Put a scoop of vanilla ic cream on freshly toasted eggo waffle
>dipped individual pieces of shredded cheese in tomato soup
>salsa and sour cream mixed into my scrambled eggs

It doesn't sound as weird as it did in my head

[Anonymous No.9357959]

As a kid, I would only eat sausages whenever I went out to a resturant. At home, I would eat anything, but whenever I ate out it would have to be sausages. This only stopped when I visited the US one time.

I also used to eat toothpaste.

[Anonymous No.9358268]

As a kid, for dinner my choice of drink was water, milk, or tea. I didn't want got drinks with hit food, cause if my food was too hot I wouldn't be able to cool it off with my drink. Anyway, I used to dunk sausages into my milk to cool them down so I could eat them

[Anonymous No.9358297]

>>9347886

My cousin once drank live ants and fir needles thinking it was coke.

Myself? I cut cubes of bologna into my apricot cream, still do. It's two delicious things together, and I still eat uncooked pasta, but to a lesser degree than when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.9358323]

When I was 8, I ate white processed beet sugar with a spoon. My grandma incouraged me becouse "sugar helps the brain". I'm a slav.

[Anonymous No.9358332]

>>9342462
I used to take a slice of cheese, rip it up into small pieces, put them on a plate, melt them in a microwave and then eat it with a fork.

[Anonymous No.9358394]

>>9358332
Also, i was obsessed with eating supplements, especially those oily capsules.

[Anonymous No.9359157]

Used to put a marshmallows in the microwave on a paper towel till it blew up and the bottom would get stuck to the paper towel so i'd eat the marshmallow and the delicious marshmallow-paper towel hybrid that resulted.

[Anonymous No.9359192]

>>9342462
>i have no idea why or how i started eating it
>pic unrelated
it may be more related than you think

[Anonymous No.9359195]

>>9344544
>t. Marian MacAlpin

[Anonymous No.9359293]

>>9352087
Delicious

[Anonymous No.9359876]

>>9355678
10/10

[Anonymous No.9359883]

>>9359157
This is the foundation of Peep jousting, a hallowed Easter tradition

[Anonymous No.9359993]

>>9346708
WAHAHA

[Anonymous No.9360007]

Never really did anything strange myself but my brother was a piece of work. He was a big fan of cutting waffles into strips and dipping them in tartar sauce.

[Anonymous No.9360097]

>>9344221
I hope your babushka cursed you upon her death, you fucking autismo.

[Anonymous No.9360176]

>>9342462
When I was 5 or 6 years old, I would nibble on and savor treats like cookies and chocolate for as long as possible. I'd squirrel away food (wrapped in a napkin) in hiding places to nibble on later.
It wasn't even because I couldn't get more of it, my parents didn't bother setting limits on junk food.

At that point I didn't know that food could get moldy, and my mom got mad when I once forgot about a cupcake I left under the couch.

[Anonymous No.9361669]

>>9350385
Similar story
> Ate ketchup, pepperoni and Kraft cheese between two bread slices.
>Was a delicacy
>One day I take a bite
>Gag my hardest of gags, not one since.

[Anonymous No.9361688]

>be a kid, like 6-8
>like American cheese
>like ketchup
>used to make ketchup and cheese sandwiches
>wouldn't grill it because I was a kid

I gag whenever I remember that part of my life

[Anonymous No.9361696]

>>9361669
>>9361688
Holy shit man are we related

[Anonymous No.9361698]

I think the weirdest thing I did was eat the topping off a slice of pizza and then eat the base with nothing on it.

[Anonymous No.9361713]

>>9358323
I've heard this from other slavs.

[Anonymous No.9363173]

I used to dip my grilled cheese sandwich in chocolate milk. Still do too, it's great. It only really works with bland white bread though.

[Anonymous No.9363251]

>>9344544
>>9355752
It's weird because I'm the exact opposite. Back when I was younger I could eat like a goddamn horse. Any time we would order pizza I would almost eat the whole damn thing so my parents started ordering 2. Or if we got fast food I would get two big ass burgers and large fries.
Nowadays I can barely stomach a few slices of pizza or even a tiny ass burger.

[Anonymous No.9363429]

>>9351266
Legit still do this. With all seasoning blends.

[Anonymous No.9363432]

Eat mayonnaise out of the jar with a spoon, I must of been like 7 and I didn't do it a lot but I remember liking it at the time.

Still have mayo with chips and burgers.

[Anonymous No.9363435]

A few times I put ketchup/catsup/whatever on my pizza at school. Only did it because some other kids did, though.

Also, I don't think this is all that unusual for a kid, but I got into the habit of eating my dad's steak with steak sauce without trying the meat on its own first. I don't do that anymore though, and it bothers me that my mom still does it. Especially since my dad's steaks are great on their own.

[Anonymous No.9363449]

Whenever I order chipotle I leave it out for a bit and let it get cold or just stick it in the fridge. I like better cold.

[Anonymous No.9363506]

>>9363251
That's not too uncommon for teenagers.

[Anonymous No.9363509]

mom used to make me and brothers "lettuce wraps", which were leaves of lettuce with some sugar in them. I thought they were fuckin awesome.

[Anonymous No.9363885]

Eat couscous with maple syrup

[Anonymous No.9365670]

>>9363449
Leftover burritos are fucking great. I don't bother heating them up

[Anonymous No.9365878]

Ghetto empenadas.
Store bought tortilla, loaded with peanut butter, actual butter, jelly, syrup, honey, and whatever the fuck else we had that was sweet. Nuked in the microwave for a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.9367398]

>>9342462
When I was in high school, i came home and was really hungry, but we didn't have much. I ended up cutting Spam up into strips and microwaving them with a can of kidney beans.
Also my friend used to eat a tortilla filled with BBQ sauce.

[Anonymous No.9367406]

>>9342462
I used to drink pepsi with a spoon

[Anonymous No.9368585]

>>9342462
Its called a casadea

[Anonymous No.9369765]

smeared a thin layer of ketchup on bread and ate it like that

try not to hate me too much pls

[Anonymous No.9369797]

My kids eat raw ramen noodles and sprinkle the packet on top

[Anonymous No.9369807]

>>9342462
I would melt ice cream in my mouth and then spit it out on top of the rest of the ice cream and stir it around so it all got melty and then eat it

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>>9369797
I lived in Hawaii as a kid and all the other kids I knew did that

[Anonymous No.9370190]

>>9346758
>Why are people so terrified of gluten these days?
Meme diets, they come and go.
People could be sperging out over calcium in a few years.

[Anonymous No.9370236]

More fat than weird.

I ate bread with almost every single meal.
All sauces were mopped.
If I could make a sandwich out of it I would.
I would drink all the broth from soups and make a sandwich from the solids. Extra bread for dipping in broth as well.

[Anonymous No.9371046]

>>9367406
I used to drink juice or any fizzy drink in a mug with a spoon