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9339426 No.9339426 [Reply] [Original]

Hi anons. Today we make some tasty dishes with spam.

>> No.9339437

>>9339426
Who let you have a chainsaw?

>> No.9339441

Fuck off nigger, it's funny when it's once every few months

>> No.9339444
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>> No.9339446

do it, burn the fucker down

>> No.9339449

So on the menu today we have

Seaonal fruit and imported cheese platter

Grilled spiced pork patties on a fresh brioche bun.

Savory key lime pie.

>> No.9339456

>>9339441
eh, this honestly

I'm kind of invested in whatever you have planned here, but you need to tone it down for a while after.

>> No.9339459
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>>9339426
Oh no....nonononono

>> No.9339464
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>>9339449
curious but also worried

>> No.9339473

Spam

>> No.9339477
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>> No.9339489
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9339489

Going to need a platter for this

>> No.9339490

Oh my God what are you gonna do with that chainsaw?

>> No.9339496

do americans really cook with a chainsaw

>> No.9339497

>>9339490
we can only hope he plans to end himself after he's done shitposting.

>> No.9339503
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9339503

Cheese.

>> No.9339510

>>9339497
He's sadly on topic. So not a shit poster

>> No.9339513

>>9339503
you are eating off of wood covered in chemicals and cockroach shit

>> No.9339530

>>9339426
Where do you live? How old are you?

>> No.9339535
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Ok platter is done.

>> No.9339538

>>9339497
Do not disrespect DinoTendies.

>> No.9339542

Next i need to make the dessert so it can set up while i make the main dish

>> No.9339545
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>>9339535
Anon, this isn't healthy.

>> No.9339571

>>9339426
Did you buy the extended service plan on that gas chainsaw from harbor freight . Looks like it's given you some solid duty.

>> No.9339575
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9339575

Render spam
Boil water. Using a pan, i killed my pot last thread.

>> No.9339596
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9339596

Jello
Fruit

>> No.9339606
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Spam

>> No.9339608

how can spam be "fully cooked" (as it says on the can) if it still kind of cooks when you cook it

>> No.9339625
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>>9339503
>>9339489

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Ok while that sets main course

Spam
Crackers
Egg

>> No.9339634

>>9339426
This is just lazy and uninspired.

>> No.9339651
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9339651

Form into patties

>> No.9339663

Ok next we need to start the grill.

>> No.9339670
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9339670

Im going to need wood.
Sorry wendy.

>> No.9339674

>>9339608

You're just browning it up in the fat

>> No.9339683

>>9339670
NO

STOP

>> No.9339690

>>9339674
Yeah, it's """cooked""" because it's basically boiled as part of the canning process right?

>> No.9339693

>>9339670
M A D M A N

>> No.9339699

>>9339670
Do it faggot

>> No.9339716
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>>9339426
do it!!!

>> No.9339726
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>>9339670

>> No.9339736

Ok i dont think it was a good idea to run a chainsaw in the house.

>> No.9339743
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Ok time to grill

>> No.9339744
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>>9339736

>> No.9339763

Not chainsaw cuts, to smooth. Suck a dick op

>> No.9339765

>>9339441
>>9339456
Get the fuck out

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>>9339736

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>> No.9339784

>>9339736
>>9339743
>>9339777

What did you do to your living room?

>> No.9339793
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>> No.9339802
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>>9339793
THE FIRE RISES

>> No.9339810
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>>9339793
DONT BURN DOWN UR BACK YARD U IDIOT!

>> No.9339814

>>9339771
I opened the doors but it still filled with exauhst and i dont think my neighbors are happy with the noise

>> No.9339827

>>9339814
Pictures!

>> No.9339830

>>9339763
Do you not keep your chain sharp?

>> No.9339832

>>9339814
I always picture these taking place in a remote cabin where you mutilate teenagers

>> No.9339848
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9339848

Hmmm

>> No.9339860

>>9339848
Show me the three legged table

>> No.9339864
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9339864

We lost one but this one turned out fine.

>> No.9339873

>>9339860
Its ok anon wendy is fine

>> No.9339876

>>9339864
i mean a 50% rate of return on sacrificial meat is generally considered a positive thing

>> No.9339879
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>> No.9339888

I forgot i dont have burger buns. I need to make some really quick.

>> No.9339893

>>9339879
You're alright anon.. you're alright

>> No.9339912

>>9339879
i just now noticed that you framed a greasy Wendy's bag, i thought it was a print out

>> No.9339919
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9339919

Good thing i forgot to use the ramen earlier.

>> No.9339923

>>9339814
>I don't think my neighbors are happy
You live in a fucking crackhouse, why would they care about that now

>> No.9339938

>>9339919
Where's the jello at?

>> No.9339945

>>9339938
Its in the fridge setting up

>> No.9339952
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Hotbuns
Ramen

>> No.9339960
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Needle

>> No.9339967

>>9339960
Dis gon be gud

>> No.9340000
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>>9340000

>> No.9340012

>>9340000
and he got quads

>> No.9340021
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>> No.9340035

Nominated for best thread of the year 2017

"Haven't seen a thread of this calibre since wa la!"

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>>9340000

>> No.9340047

>>9340021
this is weirdly aesthetic

>> No.9340048
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>>9340000

>> No.9340052

>>9340000
>>9340021
Kek

>> No.9340054
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9340054

Our guest has arrived

>> No.9340056
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>>9340000

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>>9340021
incredible craftsmanship, anon

>> No.9340063

>>9340054
those eyes are saying stop

>> No.9340081
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>>9340000
>>9340021

>> No.9340090
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>>9340054
MERCY

>> No.9340102

>>9340054
Patti who? new official kot of /ck/ right here.

>> No.9340116

>>9340054
I've had fun so far pls don't disappoint..

>> No.9340117

>>9339535
>not using the nails for tetanus infused cheese and cherry skewers
step up your game

>> No.9340140

>>9340116
im giving the jello ten more minutes and i think it will be good

>> No.9340142

>>9340000
You're the hero ck needs, but not the one it deserves .

>> No.9340145

>>9340140
I'm ready

>> No.9340172

>>9340000
Quads of quality xD

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>>9340021

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9340178

Something went wrong here

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>>9340178

>> No.9340198
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>>9339952
>>9339960
>>9340000
>>9340021

>> No.9340202
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9340202

Bon apple tea

>> No.9340206
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>> No.9340207
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>>9340202
Enjoy mr dino

>> No.9340208

>>9340202
=( sry about the spamello salad..

>> No.9340211

>>9340202
The only explanation I can come up with is that you're a squatter

>> No.9340212

>>9340206
looks pretty good no joke
ecept the jello

>> No.9340213

>>9340206
I hope you make it anon..

>> No.9340219

OP is obviously...

a) lonely and killing time in an abandoned house
b) in real estate, lonely and dicking around in a house he's flipping
c) works construction and has access to an abandoned house, and is very lonely
d) all of the above
e) b and c
f) uck

>> No.9340221
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9340221

Oh.

>> No.9340222

>>9340219
Nah m8, he's been doing this regularly for weeks now.

>> No.9340223

>>9340221
It's still edible.

>> No.9340226

>>9340222

Do you know how long it takes to flip a house?

It's a long ass time. What else are you going to do with a property you're tearing up except shitpost about it?

>> No.9340227

>>9340221
WENDE NU

>> No.9340230

>>9340221
I laughed so fucking hard

>> No.9340233
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>>9340221

>> No.9340238
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>>9340221
Welp

>> No.9340242

>>9340221
Oh no what now?

>> No.9340243
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9340243

FUCK!

>> No.9340246

>>9340243
>>9340221

>> No.9340249
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>>9340221
i mean the floor doesn't look too dirty to eat off of, right...?

>> No.9340250

>>9340242
i still had some of the jello in the bowl and im eating it. its actually not that bad.

>> No.9340252
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>>9339449
>>9339456
OUT

I am here for you OP

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>>9340221

>> No.9340257

>>9340250
70's American staple.. had some fun see ya next toe

>> No.9340260
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>>9340221

>> No.9340263

>>9340257
Time* oops>>9340257

>> No.9340267

>>9340221
Are... are you the chihuahua guy from /an/? There's something familiar about your posting style.

>> No.9340271
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>>9339876
kek

>>9339879
my fucking sides

>>9340000
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
SCREAMING

>> No.9340273
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>>9340000
Holy fuck was I not expecting to see that

>> No.9340276

>>9340221
10/10 thankyou

>> No.9340281
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>>9340221
this was a well planned thread

but it made me feel things i dont want to feel

>> No.9340286

>>9340250
Wait! What about the kitteh?

>> No.9340291
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>>9340252
Fucking triggered by this image

>> No.9340297
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>>9340291
you should have seen my thread today :)

there will be screencaps I am sure.

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>>9340221

>> No.9340306
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>>9340286
yes, what about the cat
>sodium is bad for cats please do not feed him spam

>> No.9340308

>>9340267
no i have only posted on /an/ once about a year ago.

>>9340286
i think she is sleeping somewhere

>> No.9340310

>>9340306
Cat was guest

>> No.9340311
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>this entire thread

>> No.9340318

>>9340308
Ah in that case see you next time

>> No.9340331
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>>9340221
Holy shit, this thread was great.

>> No.9340343
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>>9340221
16 is a nice number.

>> No.9340417
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i laughed, i cried, i raged

10/10

>> No.9340420

>>9340178
Jesus christ man

>> No.9340431

>>9339793
This is fucking beautiful. I dont care anymore. The world needs to be destroyed

>> No.9340506

>>9340308
Whatever happened to the cake you were making a few weeks ago?

>> No.9340519
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>>9340221

Best thread on 4chan

>> No.9340575
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>>9340297
That was a great thread desu
>THE EGGS

>> No.9340594

>>9340506
>>/ck/thread/S8924791

for any of you that missed the ending of that thread

>> No.9340597
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>> No.9340641

>>9340594
Glad you didn't burn your house down and say hi to your cat(s) for us!

>> No.9340679

U should honestly live stream on some site so we can watch you prepare these masterpieces in real time.

>> No.9340703

>>9340679
i asked last thread if people would be interested in instructional cooking videos. i was thinking making a youtube channel.

>> No.9340712

>>9340221
I'm howling

>> No.9340719
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The fucking madman

>> No.9340730

>>9340703

Sure senpai

Post it on LiveLeak

>> No.9340733

>>9340221
Feel the Fizz of Coo Coo Cola...

>> No.9340772

>>9340221
It's just on a larger platter now. Might I suggest calling this composition A Deconstruction of Degeneracy?

>> No.9340779

Did this meal make the hall of fame?

>> No.9340796

>>9340779
The burger is still intact should i add it anon?

>> No.9340799

>>9340703
Holy shit yes you brilliant bastard, DO IT!

>> No.9340805

>>9339634
Where's your inspired and original thread anon?

>> No.9340825

>>9340796
only if you think it's worthy, you are the founder/curator after all

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>>9340221
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

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>>9340221
Maybe cutting off the leg wasn't the best of ideas.

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>>9340000

>> No.9340864

>>9339575
looks like you afforded a new stove top or cleaned it really well

>> No.9340870

This is what happens when you smoke meth.

>> No.9340873
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9340873

>it's a dino tendies thread

>> No.9340874

>>9340222
weeks? he's been doing this for years.

>> No.9340878

>>9340874
I heard it's been 4 decades.

>> No.9340879

someone needs to get all the verticals saved from here

>> No.9340881

I take you have to either be; in grade school, mentally ill, or american to enjoy this thread?

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Here is a little secret to help preserve your food.

>> No.9340897

>>9339426
why haven't you built a cabinet for your microwave?

>> No.9340899
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9340899

I think i over did it a little there. Ill let this dry outside i think i breathed in enough fumes for the day

>> No.9340908

>>9340000
holy quads...that is all

>> No.9340981
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@this thread

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>>9340000
holy fuck I'm literally crying

>> No.9341062

>>9340102
kys tbqh

>> No.9341077

>>9340899
OH NO

>> No.9341087

>>9340899
Looks like a brain

>> No.9341088

>>9340884
now you're just being stupid. you don't need to stretch like this.

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>>9340000

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>>9340221
THE BUNS ARE STILL FUCKING INTACT

>> No.9341146
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>>9340000
this was the point at which I realised we were dealing with genius

>> No.9341151

Best thread on 4chan for a long while

>> No.9341158
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9341158

havn't laughed this hard since 9/11

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Good one dino

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pls include me and my waifu in the screencap!

>> No.9341168

what are we doing with our lives

>> No.9341196

>>9340206
Would.eat

>> No.9341201

>>9340211
An artist

>> No.9341257

>>9341201
A Savant

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include me in the screencap

>> No.9341326

>>9341288
No

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>>9341326
why anon, why

>> No.9341334

>>9341331
Because of your Reddit-like behavior

>> No.9341353

>>9341168
definitely not enough. this man is an inspiration and a role model

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>>9340000
This is the most beautiful thing ive seen all year on this hellish website

>> No.9341533

>>9339879
Why chop your table?

>> No.9341538

>>9340054
How did she enter? It meows to you>>9340059
?

>> No.9342012

>>9340796
Add it. It is worthy.

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> this whole thread

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>>9340000

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>>9340221

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Ok the burger has been preserved and added to the hall of fame.

>> No.9342157

>>9342154
Are you ok

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>>9342154
Plz

>> No.9342177

the concentration of reddit in this thread is simply absurd

>> No.9342192

do you need us to send you more tendies

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>>9342154
>Trophy room of horrifying meals

>> No.9342239

>>9342154
Is that the hotdog on the left? Is it moldy or just burnt?

>> No.9342268

>>9342239
There's green on that thing, dude. It's definitely moldy.

>> No.9342281

>local retard destroys house for (You)s
These are getting progressively less funny.

>> No.9342284

>>9342239
It's the cheese stuffed fish from a month ago

>> No.9342297

>>9342284
Are you sure? The plate is burnt like the hot dog's was. Was it not covered in clear paint or is paint just not completely effective at stopping decay? If it's the latter maybe try using whatever it is they use to embalm bodies.

>> No.9342568

>>9342281
>t. newfag
he's been doing this for quite a while now. it's not as if he's spamming this board with his threads; it's contained to one thread only

>> No.9342711

>>9342239
>>9342268
It's aged you uncultured savages.

>> No.9342929

>>9342161
is that VSauce

>> No.9342987

>>9342929
No, it's Michael.

>> No.9343001

>>9339426
I knew this wouldn't stay funny. Damn.

>> No.9343019

Is this why americans are so fat?

>> No.9343052

Does anyone have the sausage thread saved?

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>>9342154
That's gonna be some good dry-aged spam

>> No.9343093

>>9342154

soylent?

>> No.9343197

>>9340000
POSTING IN LEGENDARY THREAD

>> No.9343292

>>9340000
based quad getting crazy /ck/ poster

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>>9339426
nigga, just fry that shit with some potatoes

>> No.9343400

>>9343019
OBSESSED

>> No.9343573

>>9342177
I was thinking the same thing. Somebody probably put screenshots on/r/4chan.

>> No.9343592

omfg...

>> No.9343609

>>9342987
Damn, I'm retarded, it literally says Vsauce in the pic

>> No.9343625

>>9340221
Comedy gold. Thread of the year

>> No.9343739

>>9342177
What the hell are you talking about? We've had threads like this since the start of /ck/. Get the fuck out you fucking newfag, reddit steals this shit from us, not vice versa.

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>>9340221
my fucking sides

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9344036

Include me in the ol screeno cap

>> No.9344063

>>9343739
We aren't talking about OP, who is fantastic. We're talking about the juvenile behavior of these guys
>>9340597
>>9340622
>>9340851
>>9340861
>>9340981
>>9340983
>>9341105
>>9341162
>>9341167
>>9341288
>>9342127
>>9342135
>>9342161
Especially the ones who keep beating the "put me in the screencap" joke into the ground.

>> No.9344134

>>9344063
dont put this guy in the screencap
he's from reddit obviously

>> No.9344142

>>9344063
>reeee stop having fun on MY Mongolian horse taming blog

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>>9340221
My sides

>> No.9344288

my wife slices it really thin, fries the fuck out of it, so its crisp like bacon all the way through. thats good.

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>>9340221
>>9341128

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>>9344063

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I made another round up but it was too large to post here, so heres a link
http://imgur.com/a/PIsTW

>> No.9345130

I imagine the people who paratke of these threads are near the ages of 13-16 Truely a cringefest once in awhile is alright but im seeing this shit way too often it's cringe and all the replies seem like children claping at a clown

>> No.9345285

>>9345130
>No fun allowed

>> No.9346156

>>9345130
i enjoyed it suck a gay dick

>> No.9346756

>>9345130
And yet here you are among us.

>> No.9346878

>>9344063
>yeah... my dream day is to relax and go on the chans to destroy some nerds...

>> No.9346924

>>9345130
l2spell

>> No.9347703

>>9345077
thanks again anon!

>> No.9348193

Gud thread

>> No.9348243

>>9340252
joe rogan's kitchen

>> No.9348280

>>9345130
too easy to spot

head on back to your faggot site and stop shitting up this one

>> No.9348611

I thought Dinotendies other threads were crazy. This is literal insanity. How the fuck is he going to top this shit? WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO NEXT!!!

>> No.9348969

pls do NOT put me in the screencap

>> No.9348991

Asylum-tier thread

>> No.9349036

>>9339446
>>9340881
Spotted the yuropoor

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>>9340000
Toppest kek I ever had on /ck/.

>> No.9349378

>>9339426
That spongebob sticker / magnet tho

>> No.9349406

>>9339441
>>9339456
Hey look! It's the McChicken fags!

>> No.9349408

>>9348611
roasting hotdogs in the core of a nuclear reactor

>> No.9349623

Don't worry anon i have some ideas for the next thread, it will take some time to gather the items i need but will be worth it.

I may also make a video of the next one.

>> No.9350269

This is where compilation anon creates an awesome memento for all of us to save and cherish forever.

>> No.9350336

>>9339793
https://youtu.be/5GCSWEgZT94

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>>9339912
Jesus fucking christ I can't breathe

>> No.9350370

>>9339743
That's a very clean cut for a chainsaw.

>> No.9350442

>>9340117
>not knowing that rusty nails and tetanus is a myth

>> No.9350484

>>9340000
Huh...

>> No.9351800

>>9339606
What in the fuck

>> No.9351806

>>9340000
I'm taking a shit here and laughing my fucking ass out as I do it, I live in an apartment and all my neighbors know I'm laughing in the bathroom because of the acoustics

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>>9343052

>> No.9351941

>>9339456
>eh