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I forgot to remove the cheese before putting the burgs on the grill

>> No.9333909

>>9333893

Why the fuck did you put cheese on raw burgers in the first place? And why the fuck are there onions in your meat? How fucked are you?

>> No.9333913

>>9333893
Why are you doing this to us?

>> No.9333919

>>9333893
I never did anything to you.

>> No.9333931

>>9333909

The cheese was great for keeping the burgers separate before the grill. And onions in burgers are top tier

>> No.9333936

>>9333893
saved, thanks OP

>> No.9333939

>>9333931

How have you not been murdered yet?

>> No.9333961

>>9333939

You should have seen the ones we didn't flip to save the cheese. Had to microwave the pink out of those

Pic related is aftermath, cheesy crust

>> No.9333967
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9333967

>>9333961

forgot pic

>> No.9333969

>>9333893
you're giving jack a run for his money

>> No.9334037
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9334037

>>9333893
For that smoked cheese flavor?

>> No.9334155

>>9333893
you did your best.

>> No.9334202

wow

>> No.9334212

>>9333893
>Didn't even attempt to wait for the coals to get hot
Fucking kek

>> No.9334231

>>9333893
gold

>> No.9334233

>>9334212

Going to grill again today.
We call this "seasoning the coals"

>> No.9334243

The coals are the best part

>> No.9334249

PICANTE

>> No.9334250
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>>9334233

It rained yesterday so the coals are kind of wet

>> No.9334252

>>9334250
why are you doing this to us?

>> No.9334290
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9334290

limited coals so we gotta keep the dogs close up

>> No.9334291

>>9334290
YOUR COALS
ARE NOT
HOT ENOUGH

>> No.9334316

>>9333893
Whew, that awful taste of lighter fluid.

When I used to tail-gate I saw so many drunk people do this and wonder why the food was awful.

>> No.9334334
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9334334

>>9334291

unfortunately they all burnt evenly :(

>> No.9334335

Jack pls

>> No.9334338

>>9333909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s

>> No.9334349

>>9334334
Those don't look burnt you retard. That one in the middle is still good.


Fuck dude, you need to stop wasting money and fucking up so hard.

>> No.9334353
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9334353

here are the surviving dogs

>> No.9334374
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9334374

we call this one the "crispy cockring"

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9334384

Fin

>> No.9334387

>>9334384
a pig died for this

>> No.9334450

>>9334290
Line them up with the bars of the grill to rustle maximum jimmies.

>> No.9334456

>>9334384
What is RB 8122?

>> No.9334511

Is this for real?

I can understand if op has monwy to burn. Thats cool, but why spend the time to make fucked up food to make a marginally funny thread on the internet? Is that a thing? I dont know. Maybe i just dont get it

>> No.9334518

>>9334511
A lot of things people will do or say to be funny or upset people on the internet baffles me. Maybe I was born with it. Maybe it's autism.

>> No.9334524

>>9334511
>>9334518
This thread is 100% real. OP knows he messed up but probably just doesn't care.

>> No.9334538

>>9334524
See, stuff like this. Like I know you know that nobody, at least nobody sapient enough to realize they "fucked up", thinks cheese slices directly on the grill grates was correct.

>> No.9334540

someone post the ja/ck/ hotdog webm

>> No.9334557

>>9333893
im more impressed that you have heat w/ black coals

>> No.9334558

>>9334538
The very first thing he said was "I forgot to take off the cheese." Yes, putting cheese on a raw burger was stupid to begin with, but it's probably just some guys messing around and camping or some shit without proper supplies.

He clearly knows that the degree to which he fucked it up is so bad as to be funny though, which is why it was posted here.

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>>9334511
>>9334538

We decided flipping the burgs to cook them through was more important than keeping the cheese intact

>> No.9334577

>>9334334
That's a big spatula.

>> No.9334580

>>9334566
Well no wonder everything is fucked up if you're trying to cook with that hulk-smash spatula. You might as well be wearing boxing gloves.

>> No.9334590

>>9334566
>that spatula
Ok, you're fuckin with us now.

>> No.9334595

>>9334566
the hand in the picture looks like it belongs to a 16-18 year old male. maybe op is just one of those kids that doesnt know how to cook and is just in the phase where he is experimenting with cooking his own food

>> No.9334598

>>9334590

if you fuck up this badly you might as well laugh about it

>> No.9334599

>>9334577
>>9334580
are yall serious or just blind? The spatula looks massive beacuse its right in front of the camera its called an optical illusion

>> No.9334601

possibly OP is someone who has no real hobbies. the way he passed time, however, is to do things backwards an wrong, and then post pictures of it on the internet to get reactions from people

>> No.9334617

"forgetting to take off the cheese" is not a legitimate explanation for this thread. Nobody is that stupid. Especially if they are cooking food because they are hungry. If OP was truly hungry and sincerely trying to make dinner for himself, he would have not put raw burgers on the grill WITH cheese on them raw. Im sorry. No one is that dumb. this thread is bait. I just dont understand the desire to do this for fun when there are so many fun things to do to fill your time

>> No.9334624

>>9334595
wears cheap walmart dad jeans though

>> No.9334628

>>9334624
good point. and look at his $20 brahma walmart work boots. It doesnt appear that he has a large surplus of money. it makes this a "look at me! i waste food to make funny content!" hobby more confusing

>> No.9334669

Despite OP being a poor, autistic child I want to applaud him for taking the time to post some humorous OC. It's a nice change from the shite posted every day. There needed to be more though

>> No.9334698

>>9334624

the $10 rustler jeans at walmart are actually good.

better than my $60 levis (rigid shrink-to-fit 501).

the rustlers have a heavier, stiffer fabric.

>> No.9334720
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>>9334374
>crispy cockring

>> No.9334724
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>>9334566
>that spatula

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>>9334374
god dammit thats so FUCKING FUNNY UGH

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>>9333893
>not using lump charcoal
>not using a chimney starter
>wtf you doing with the cheese and onion
0/10 would not go to cookout.

>> No.9334839
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9334839

>grilling hot dogs instead of just boiling them

>> No.9335058

>>9334599
Are you retarded? Its right next to the grill and the hotdog do you can cleary see it's a big ass spatula.

>> No.9335070

>>9335058
it's just low-effort bait, anon. Ignore him.

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9335072

>>9334839
>boiling hot dogs instead of just microwaving them

>> No.9335097

>>9335072
>microwaving hot dogs instead of just heating them up with a candle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

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9335115

>>9335072
>>9335097
>>9334839

>heating up your hot dogs instead of just eating them out of the pack

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9335131

>>9334577
Holy fuck, it is. I'm dying. This guy is comedy gold.

>> No.9335171

>>9335115
is that more or less depressing than eating cold chef boyardee straight from the can?

>> No.9335232

>>9334577
UU
UU

>> No.9335236

>>9335097
>using a candle and not just eating them cold from the plastic sleeve

>> No.9335245

>>9335171
How many cans?

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>> No.9335253

>>9334577
For you

>> No.9335256

>>9334577
Naw son, we just grilling vienna sausages

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9335257

>>9335250

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9335266

>>9335257

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9335274

>>9335266

>> No.9335282
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9335282

>some autist is ruining the thread

>> No.9335311

>>9335282
At least she was linking all of her pervious posts so you know that its her

>> No.9335322

>>9335171
Spegettios w/ meatballs have more mass & are just as cheap

>> No.9335327

Guys it's OK I found the OP on IRC and told him how to grill right.

>> No.9335336

>>9335327
Thanks you're a real american hero now

>> No.9335341

>>9333893
your coals arent even ready yet. bet those burgers tasted like lighter fluid

>> No.9336120

>>9335250
Use the corn leaves so they don't burn

>> No.9336137

>>9335274
>Undercooked salmon
Ksy

>> No.9336142

>>9334511
It's called trying too hard for attention.

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>>9333893
10/10

>> No.9336290

>>9336120
Corn leaves haha it's called a husk right?

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>>9333893
>that poorly constructed pile of mostly unlit coals
>those huge chunks of onion in the meat
>flipping the cheese onto the grates
>everything else

>> No.9337274

>>9333967
I'm with this guy,
>>9333919
We never did anything to you, why are you doing this to us?