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9332061 No.9332061 [Reply] [Original]

>the server brings you chips and salsa "on the house"

>> No.9332066

id like to stick a chinese star up her butthole

>> No.9332149

>>9332066
What did he mean by this?

>> No.9332155

>>9332066
Lmao I don't know why this made me laugh. Fuck

>> No.9333846

>>9332061
server wants 2 fuk

>> No.9333868

>>9332066
This shouldn't b funny

>> No.9334022

>>9333868
it isn't

>> No.9334067

>>9334022
You just don't get the nuances of subtle humor.

>> No.9334112
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9334112

>the server recommends the bacon-wrapped sriracha avocados

>> No.9334120

>>9334112
if some numale cuck dared say that to my face I would literally call him Reddit tier and walk out of the restaurant
I will not tolerate shit like this.

>> No.9334123

Aren't chips and salsa usually free? Or am I missing the joke

>> No.9334157

>>9334112
I called a guy a redditor once and he took it as a compliment.
>working night shift at the convenience store, drinking on the job as usual
>dude comes in and grabs a La Croix and a Twix
>looks at the condoms and says "I won't need one of those unless I find a girl who wants to watch Rick and Morty after the deed is done"
>fake a laugh and ring up his purchase
>"Thanks, my good man. You look like a guy that appreciates a cigar and a glass of whiskey"
>I do my job and give him a vaguely positive non-committal answer
>"I wish you good karma and good night."
>I say "good night, redditor" and turn to ring up the next person
>he asks me how I noticed, said thanks, and said he'd make a post about me
What a world.

>> No.9334175

>>9334157
what the fuck

>> No.9334185

>>9334157
Did you shower after you got home?

>> No.9334190

>>9334157
Are you in California? People brag about being redditors all the time over here. It's like a badge of some secret club to have a reddit account.

>> No.9334215

>>9334157
Literally no event in this story happened.

>>9334157
>>9334185
>>9334190
It is funny how you guys sit around shitposting, asking each other which foods are memes, then suck each others' dicks about how much cooler you are than reddit.

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9334220

>>9334215
Okay, Mr. Butthurt Redditor.

>> No.9334222

God I fucking hate Anne Hathaway

>> No.9334227

>>9334215
>t. redditor

>> No.9334232

>>9334215
Like clockwork. Your brand of autism is worse than the vegans desu.

>> No.9334241

>>9334215
im not that other guy but i worked at a gas station for years and you would be shocked at all the dumb shit people used to tell me.

>> No.9334304

>>9334157
>>9334241
I worked at a Shell right off the interstate in Tennessee. People are fucking weird.

>> No.9334318

>>9334157
I want you to die just because you were in the vicinity of such vile creature.

>> No.9334322

>>9334215
Kill yourself you fucking redditor.

>> No.9334385

>>9334232
It's like clockwork because you keep posting the same shit ten times a day. hurr durr muh chan culture. Maybe if you could think of an original idea and express it in an original way, you wouldn't need the approval of autistic retards.

But you can't, so you do.

>> No.9334389

>>9334385
*tips*

>> No.9334400

>>9334067
Oh it's ironic satire i get it

>> No.9334403

>>9334389
>maybe if I do exactly what he called me out for doing everyone will like me

>> No.9334408

>>9334241
Gas station jobs rule. You see anyone and everyone.

>> No.9334422

>>9334385
2/10

>> No.9334434

>>9334215
good night, redditor

>> No.9334452
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9334452

>>9334385
>for visibility

>> No.9334483

>>9334385
So stop whining about it and leave. Fucking loser

>> No.9334485

>>9334434
Nah, I'll be up for a few hours. Sometimes I'm in the mood for some reddit forums, sometimes I get bored of that, watch some youtube videos and knock around in 4chan for a while.

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>>9334385

>> No.9334503

>>9334485
I don't go to Reddit simply because their layout is fucking hideous.

>> No.9334505

who here /reddit/?

>> No.9334539

>>9334485
oh wow you're a regular renaissance man aren't you?

>> No.9334716

>>9334503
This. I tried reddit but it wasn't the content that drove me away because they have everything, it was the horrendous layout and interface. That's what I don't understand with the "goback" meme because everything that's on 4chan is there and more, except I suppose the blatant racism and even there they just use more subtle means to convey it.

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>>9332066
haha what?

>> No.9334881

>>9332061
It's called a Mexican restaurant. You've never been before? That you Europe?

>> No.9334906

>>9334157
as cringy as they are the somewhat normal looking ones are nice/above unpleasant

>> No.9334913

>>9334881
a mexican restaurant? do americans really have restaurants dedicated to recreating ethnic dishes?

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9334973

>>9334157
>cigar = twix
>whiskey = La Croix

HOLY SHIT LOL

>> No.9334982

>>9332061
>That one High school slut that was dopey on you dick gets a bartending job

God is good.

>> No.9335664

>>9334222
Fuck you, friend.

>> No.9336022

>>9334215
I agree with you anon

>> No.9336734

>>9334241
Okay well where are all the greentext stories then