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Anonymous Mon Aug 21 05:52:37 2017 No.9328643 [Reply] [Original]

>Buy new loaf of bread
>First person digs in
>skips the front crust and gets the 2nd and 3rd slice

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 06:03:38 2017 No.9328657 Drives me fucking insane. They keep doing this amd the entire loaf turns mangled as fuck as they skip slices.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 06:12:28 2017 No.9328672 File: 19 KB, 272x271, this_is_no_longer_cracking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9328643 >>9328657 >Not throwing out the heel as soon as you open the bag Faggots

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 06:24:55 2017 No.9328686 File: 119 KB, 902x710, 1503205291143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9328672 >wasting good bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 06:26:45 2017 No.9328691 I throw the three end slices on both sides away

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 06:28:28 2017 No.9328695 >>9328643 >>9328672 >>9328691 But the ends taste so good, fucking plebs

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 06:30:11 2017 No.9328698 File: 28 KB, 524x336, microexpressions-disgust.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9328643 >sliced bared

Anonymous Mon Aug 21 06:31:00 2017 No.9328700
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>entire loaf is eaten except the front and rear butts
>grab a new bag and skip the butts again, butts from the first loaf neglected and forgotten
>there are four or five bags with just pairs of uneaten crusts hidden under a new loaf of bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 06:32:45 2017 No.9328702 File: 929 KB, 264x320, [screams externally].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Eating bread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 06:32:55 2017 No.9328703 I give them to my Labrador

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 06:36:18 2017 No.9328709 >>9328643 The crusts are godly if the bread is fresh and crispy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 06:44:20 2017 No.9328723 Crusts are what soap was invented for

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 09:54:01 2017 No.9329151 >>9328643 they should just replace those with more middle bread and use them for crumbs for stuffing or something, they're useless and gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 09:58:07 2017 No.9329163 File: 156 KB, 495x500, 2368251670_bb2079b6c2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9328643 >Buy long bread >Everyone takes from the middle

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 10:03:18 2017 No.9329171 i just throw the butts away when i open the bag

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 10:06:51 2017 No.9329177 >>9328643 >dude, why aren't you eating the worst part of the bread? I will only eat the ends of the bread when there are no other pieces left of when I need something to absorb juices or sauces.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 10:08:15 2017 No.9329179 >being so poor you have to eat the end pieces instead of just going to the store and spending $2 on another loaf disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 10:32:05 2017 No.9329223 >>9328643 I keep the crusts at each end until they are all that's left, under the idea that the crust ends are keeping the rest of the loaf more fresh. I also live alone, so I don't need to deal with other mother fuckers getting into my loaf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 10:38:56 2017 No.9329237 File: 973 KB, 768x768, cutepossum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not saving the end bits to give to possums

Anonymous Mon Aug 21 10:39:15 2017 No.9329239

>>9328643
If we're talking about the industrial, forever-fresh shit that I'm sure everyone keeps around for toasts and lazy days, then there is nothing wrong with this. The front crust will act as a sacrificial slice and protect the rest of the bread from losing moisture.

By the way who the fuck is so poor he gets pre-sliced bread regularly? Fucking buy a whole bread from a real bakery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 10:46:53 2017 No.9329257 >>9329239 Bakery bread is half the price of pre-sliced bread. So poor people would be purchasing from the bakery actually

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 10:49:19 2017 No.9329266 >>9329257 Got it. Switch "poor" with "stupid".

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 10:55:12 2017 No.9329292 >>9329179 >>9329239 >throwing away food while our parents escaped communism and death camps to be here that would have ate every piece No wonder people think Americans are fat pigs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 10:58:47 2017 No.9329310 >>9329237 What kind of bread is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 11:01:21 2017 No.9329318 >be at a restaurant >notice the "adult" at the table next to me has cut the crusts off his fresh-baked bread >requests the waiter bring him juice as if to drive home the point that he's mentally 4

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 11:04:32 2017 No.9329328 >>9329292 I'm this anon >>9329239 Nowhere did I imply I throw them away. Also, I'm not american.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 11:11:09 2017 No.9329348 File: 990 KB, 768x768, sweetpossum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9329310 Completely normal bread that anyone can buy at any shop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 17:54:26 2017 No.9330442 >>9328703 This. I give them to my dogs too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 17:57:44 2017 No.9330454 >>9329318 Man... that must be really embarrassing. Caring that much about what others eat and drink

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 18:15:42 2017 No.9330541 >>9329223 This.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 18:19:31 2017 No.9330545 >>9328700 I use these ends to make breadcrumbs, which in turn are used to make meatloaf, meatballs, and chicken/eggplant Parmesan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 18:20:16 2017 No.9330546 >>9328643 the crust pieces are end caps that seal in freshness for the middle slices

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 20:04:22 2017 No.9330975 >>9330454 t. crust-cutter

Henrik Sedin's Shootout Aborti(...) !!z9xI8ozbbfl Mon Aug 21 21:15:56 2017 No.9331216
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>>9328643
>open new loaf of bread
>go straight for the two biggest slices in the middle of the loaf

also if you don't save the end pieces for something appropriate like mopping up spaghetti sauce, YOU'RE the weirdo

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 21:25:04 2017 No.9331251 >>9328643 Ends are disgusting. Meme failed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 21:28:12 2017 No.9331263 >>9328643 That's the objectively correct way to eat bread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 21:31:52 2017 No.9331282 Who the hell eats the heels? Shit isn't even worthy of feeding to animals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 21:38:55 2017 No.9331306 File: 144 KB, 1000x647, bread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] People actually buy pres-sliced loafs of "bread"? I thought you guys where just joking but I am starting to think you are serious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 21:43:03 2017 No.9331320 >>9331306 Aren't you special.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 21 23:59:04 2017 No.9331754 >>9328702 This. t.keto master race

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 00:05:35 2017 No.9331770 >>9328643 Yeah, you save the "heels" to help keep the inner slices from getting stale or moldy

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 01:01:20 2017 No.9331888 File: 130 KB, 753x492, bread_slicer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9331306 >not getting your loaf sliced at the shops Anon, please don't joke like that. I worry for you sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 01:04:53 2017 No.9331897 >>9328657 How does someone mangle bread when removing slices? >>9328643 You're already eating package pre sliced bread. You have no horse to stand on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 01:06:30 2017 No.9331902 File: 177 KB, 960x720, FB_IMG_1480072050296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9328703 This but chickens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 01:10:57 2017 No.9331914 I use them as a third slide of bread for my sandwich, similar to a mcdouble

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 01:13:42 2017 No.9331918 I throw out all of the slices except for the two at the exact center of the loaf since they're the least stale. If you don't do this you're a poor pleb

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 01:47:14 2017 No.9332016 >>9328691 >three end slices Wat

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 01:50:27 2017 No.9332025 File: 305 KB, 320x239, 1440298501786.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9328643 My husband does this every time. What's so damned bad about the front crust?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 01:51:40 2017 No.9332027 >>9328695 Then stop fucking complaining and you eat them after everyone else has had the good parts

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 01:55:22 2017 No.9332035 >>9331216 >mopping up spaghetti sauce >Lets put more carbs on top of the carbs i just ate enjoy your no-definition

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 03:27:51 2017 No.9332310 >>9329318 t. Crust cuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 03:31:39 2017 No.9332321 >>9332025 This is a cooking board, anon. You will refer to him as "My hubby" in the future.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 10:46:03 2017 No.9333064 File: 12 KB, 236x298, dcda67d9fdc36f2c7cbbaddcccb51811--character-concept-concept-art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9332035 >the look of a patrician

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 11:11:33 2017 No.9333116 >>9329239 In summer any fresh bread I get ends up molding before I can eat half the loaf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 11:15:12 2017 No.9333126 >>9328672 But it helps prevent the rest from going stale.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 11:15:37 2017 No.9333128 >>9331770 >>9331263 >>9330546 Uh, this. I just thought it was common sense. There's nothing wrong with the end pieces but shit just leave them there to help make the rest slightly fresher.

Anonymous Tue Aug 22 11:45:49 2017 No.9333192
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>>9328643
>skips the front crust

The end crust slices protect the following full slices from going stale.

After I finish off a loaf of bread, I tear up the end slices and toss them out in the backyard for the squirrels.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 12:22:43 2017 No.9333282 >>9328643 Story of my life. I've always been eating leftovers the food no one wants. That's why I got into cooking, so I can convert these concoctions into something innovative and delicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 22 12:24:32 2017 No.9333284 >>9328643 >Buy delicious piece of meat >Cut off the fat >still get fat Sasuga Americans

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