/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9325409]

do we all agree this is the most meme side order?

[Anonymous No.9325435]

No. Fried mozzarella is delicious.

[Anonymous No.9325439]

>>9325409
No. "Mozzarella Sticks" that are made from a 'blend of Asiago, Parmesan, Romano, Mozzarella' that taste like cardboard shit is the most meme side order.

[Anonymous No.9325440]

>>9325409
But those are fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.9325445]

>>9325409
file.png is the worst side order, hands down. If I see file.png on a menu I get up and leave.

[Anonymous No.9325455]

>>9325409
>most meme
Retard.

[Anonymous No.9325487]

>not living where the superior deep fried cheese curd is offered

[Anonymous No.9325632]

>>9325487
>tfw live in WI where this is always offered
good shit. come to think of it, does any other state offer fried cheese curds as consistently as WI?

[Anonymous No.9325637]

>>9325440
>delicious

this is the worst taste descriptor and is as bad as hilarious

[Anonymous No.9325666]

[Anonymous No.9325675]

>>9325666
mozzarella sticks would fit right down those tubes stupid

[Anonymous No.9325698]

>>9325632
I think California does in places since they produce a lot of dairy, but wisco is the main spot for curds

[Anonymous No.9325713]

>>9325487
>eating rotten milk

i'll stick to regular cheese sticks

[Anonymous No.9325751]

>>9325409
pure kino

[Anonymous No.9325793]

>>9325487
Minnesota does

[Anonymous No.9325801]

>>9325675
kek

[Anonymous No.9325828]

>nearly chokes and dies
no thanks. tenders and ranch for me!

[Anonymous No.9325854]

I think I'm going to make some right now

[Anonymous No.9325862]

>>9325487
The two most outstanding qualities of your state are fried cheese and alcoholism. Not bad.

[Anonymous No.9325865]

>>9325637
>the worst taste descriptor
>one taste descriptor is better than another

Now THIS is peak /ck/. It's all down hill from here boys.

[Anonymous No.9325871]

>>9325637
Prude

[Anonymous No.9326372]

Not spread in a little parmesan cheese over your cheese sticks

[Anonymous No.9326391]

I only wish they weren't as expensive for what the are

[Anonymous No.9326414]

>>9325862
And as a bonus, I'm not even fat. So all the fatties and alcoholics in the state make me look even more appealing in comparison

[Anonymous No.9326420]

>>9326414
I'm skinny too, welcome to tbe club

[Anonymous No.9326425]

What if instead of covering the chees in breadcrumbs, I fold it inside a thin pizza dough and bake it?

[Anonymous No.9326428]

Om nom nom nom

[Anonymous No.9326431]

>>9326372
>what should i put on my cheese
>more cheese

[Anonymous No.9326435]

>>9326425
Then you would have a stromboli

[Anonymous No.9326462]

>>9326435
Or a calzone I'm not sure there is that much differnance between the 2

[Anonymous No.9326480]

Post more yummy cheese sticks

[Anonymous No.9326481]

>>9326414
So let's fuck.

[Anonymous No.9326484]

>>9326462
Calzones are wider, like italian hotpockets.

[Anonymous No.9326489]

>>9326462
I think it's mainly presentation. Stromboli are wrapped, calzone are folded.

[Anonymous No.9326495]

>>9326484
My old favorite pizza place used to wrap strombolis

[Anonymous No.9326504]

I hate when you over cook them and the cheese falls out

[Anonymous No.9326522]

These are the tits

[Anonymous No.9326531]

>>9325409
Nah. Sweet potato fries.

[Anonymous No.9326547]

[Anonymous No.9326563]

They are good but not 6 or 7 dollars at a restaurant good

[Anonymous No.9326565]

>>9326522
You must have never had any hand made ones then.

[Anonymous No.9326569]

>>9326565
Make me some then

[Anonymous No.9326580]

>>9326462

[Anonymous No.9326581]

This thread is making my hungry

[Anonymous No.9326584]

>>9326580

[Anonymous No.9326587]

I'm nom nom

[Anonymous No.9326591]

>>9325409
what even is "a side"?

[Anonymous No.9326592]

>>9326580
My mouth is watering

[Anonymous No.9326599]

>>9325409
Fried cheese is an appetizer, you fat pig.

[Anonymous No.9326612]

>>9326599
And your point is? No one has argued that

[Anonymous No.9326627]

I like the wide ones

[Anonymous No.9326631]

>>9325409
what is your point even you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.9326648]

>>9326569
Only if I can feed them to you.

[Anonymous No.9326665]

>>9326580
>>9326580
That's a side dish?

[Anonymous No.9326677]

>>9326665
Depends on how fat you are

[Anonymous No.9326679]

>>9326665

>side dish

Get real. That's an amuse bouche.

[Anonymous No.9326705]

>>9326679
Doing gods work

[Anonymous No.9326713]

yummy thread desu

OP btfo

[Anonymous No.9326721]

>>9326713
It only makes me hungrey

[Anonymous No.9326722]

most meme appetizer of all time comin thru

[Anonymous No.9326738]

>>9326722
Where else do they serve this besides outback, the outback where I live sucks now

[Anonymous No.9326742]

Are these goza sticks?

[Anonymous No.9326763]

>>9325409
I fucking love mozzarella sticks. I could eat them until oil and melted cheese had replaced my blood

[Anonymous No.9326764]

>>9326742
Cut it out

[Anonymous No.9326799]

Noooooooo

[Anonymous No.9326804]

They always get stuck halfway down my throat.

[Anonymous No.9326813]

>>9326804
Darwin is trying to kill you

[Anonymous No.9326826]

This is now a mozzeralla goar thread

[Anonymous No.9326832]

>>9325675
Audible kek

[Anonymous No.9326840]

>>9325854
Make a thread about it! I'll bump it.

[Anonymous No.9326842]

https://youtu.be/s492PMdIaJs

Where did the mother fuckimg cheese go

[Anonymous No.9326846]

>>9326391
I agree. I also hate how they give you like 3-4 fucking sticks like c'mon you know I'm gonna smack those down in a minute.

[Anonymous No.9326859]

They are mocking us

[Anonymous No.9326880]

>>9325409

i could eat nothing but these as a meal

[Anonymous No.9326900]

We've been bamboozled

[Anonymous No.9326922]

>>9325487
>uppermidwest bro
ayyyy my boi. Curds are the perfect bar food.

[Anonymous No.9326930]

Bacon wrapped scallopps is the memeist of meme orders

[Anonymous No.9326946]

>>9325854
What batter you use?

[Anonymous No.9327113]

>>9326900
>actually spending money at McDonald's

what did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.9327117]

>>9326946
When I make them myself beer battered I'm going to be lazy tonight and do frozen

[Anonymous No.9327125]

>>9325409
What the fuck does the word "meme" even mean any more?

[Anonymous No.9327133]

What sauce does /ck/ dip their cheese sticks in? Home made or generic pastas sauce, if you use store baught sauce what brand

[Anonymous No.9327140]

>>9327125
It what happens when your mom cam whores

[Anonymous No.9327154]

>>9327117
Beer battered cheese sticks are the best cheese sticks

[Anonymous No.9327159]

>>9327140
I guess I walked right into this shitpost.

[Anonymous No.9327162]

>>9325666
Gotta die somehow

[Anonymous No.9327163]

>>9327159
But his mom is a whore

[Anonymous No.9327182]

>>9327154
Actually battering anything in beer makes it taste better

[Anonymous No.9327207]

I used to love these as a kid probably a bad thing that I can eat as much as I want now

[Anonymous No.9327208]

>>9325666
Nice trips satan.

[Anonymous No.9327216]

>>9325632
Vermont does, and they're better than WI curds by a long shot

[Anonymous No.9327222]

>>9325713
isnt all cheese "rotten milk"

[Anonymous No.9327230]

>>9326922
That's not fried pickles, but it's a damn close second.

[Anonymous No.9327234]

>>9327222
Thats what I was thinking

[Anonymous No.9327483]

>>9327230
Digusting

[Anonymous No.9327590]

Bump

[Anonymous No.9327599]

>>9326648
This thread is getting saucy

[Anonymous No.9327601]

>>9327590
Why, even?

[Anonymous No.9327603]

>>9327601
What for

[Anonymous No.9327608]

>>9325409
She does Botox. Doesn't change the fact that her skin is very youthful and healthy looking, especially compared to others her age, thanks to taking care of it.

[Anonymous No.9327615]

>>9327608
Damn dude we are just talking about cheese sticks

[Anonymous No.9327636]

>>9327608

[Anonymous No.9327658]

>>9327608
Are you going to post that in every thread?

[Anonymous No.9327678]

>>9327483
Your face is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.9327684]

>>9327208

I'm only trying to save your life, child.
The more sin you commit up top, the longer I get to play with you down below.

[Anonymous No.9328005]

>>9325445
epic. upvote.

[Anonymous No.9328041]

>>9326522
Sam's Choice brand are a lot better, and they're not much more expensive.

[Anonymous No.9328047]

>>9325862
But Wisconsin's #1 export is serial killers.

[Anonymous No.9328054]

>>9325713
You're rotten milk

[Alan's Snackbar !!gmVgXrQd3u6 No.9328248]

>>9325409

Eh? This question makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.9328551]

>>9326462
I think calzone have sauce inside and also sometimes ricotta mixed in. Stromboli has sauce on the side instead of inside them. I could be wrong.

[Anonymous No.9329221]

>>9325666
god i wish that were me

[Anonymous No.9329224]

>>9325409
Yes. Totally a waste of good mozzarella.

[Anonymous No.9329374]

>>9326522
like 7$ a fuckin box though :(

[Anonymous No.9329379]

>>9329224
>>he thinks that's "good mozzarella"

No, son. That's industrially processed cheese food.

[Anonymous No.9329491]

>>9328041
Never seen those at the grocery store

[Anonymous No.9329550]

So, what's the best way of making mozzarella sticks if you don't have a fryer? Any recipes people have to share?

[Anonymous No.9329613]

Meme food my ass

[Anonymous No.9329627]

>fried cheese as a fucking side

WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA

sides are vegetables or starch, not fucking fried cheese. that shit is a main event or a starter.

[Anonymous No.9329630]

>>9329627
Its an appetizer, but you're still a fagot

[Anonymous No.9329821]

>>9325409
It's not a side. It should honestly just be eaten alone as an appetizer at a bar with some drinks. It's only a side order if you get them with fast food.

[Anonymous No.9329843]

>>9325409
No you stupid idiot

[Anonymous No.9330280]

I hope you fags are happy, this thread made me eat 10 of them, my diabetics is now acting up

[Anonymous No.9330289]

>>9325409

Nope, blooming onion for that authentic Australian cuisine.

[Anonymous No.9330291]

>>9327133
Only Aioli never anything else

[Anonymous No.9330509]

>>9327216
Vermont and Upstate NY do. They both have a lot of dairy in them, like a lot. And much better cheddar.

[Anonymous No.9330524]

>>9328047
>export
We don't export killers; we import victims.

[Anonymous No.9330841]

You fuckers made me go out and get some cheese sticks, I hope you are all happy

[Anonymous No.9331618]

>>9326435
God damn I love stromboli

[Anonymous No.9332057]

>>9329550
Was gonna ask this. Im thinking pan fry. Will report later.

[Anonymous No.9332437]

Sweet Potato fries are the memeist side order. They should just call them fedora fries

[Anonymous No.9332619]

>>9332437

They taste fucking terrible too.

If these are the only type of fries you serve at your restaurant then fuck you;

[Anonymous No.9332692]

>>9332619
They're absolutely disgusting.
Shake my head every time someone orders them. At least they only take a couple minutes to cook.
Sometimes people actually order poutine and sub the real fries with sweet potato.

[Anonymous No.9332714]

>>9325666
Is anyone else annoyed that someone went through the trouble of making this picture and didn't even get it fucking right? Plaque builds up in between the arterial walls due to botched up wall repairs. Whereas this fucker apparently thinks that when you eat fat it takes the magic school bus from your stomach into your arteries and settles down on the inside so it can get a nice blood massage.

[Anonymous No.9332718]

>>9326431
You'd be surprised how often this ends up being a good decision. It's like wrapping a filet mignon or hotdog in bacon. What would do well with this meat? More meat.

[Anonymous No.9333844]

>>9325409
I fucking hate mozzarella sticks. They remind me of a girl I used to date.

>vegan, but hated vegetables
>also gluten-free because of an "allergy"

She always said she loved my cooking but then she moved in and all she ate was god damn mozzarella sticks every night.

Every day I would get home from work and make special gluten free, vegan, dishes I thought she would like, from stirfry (with veggies she approved of) to vegan mac'n'cheese, and even straight up would make what she requested.

However almost every night my damn dinner would end up in the trash, half eaten because it was "okay, I guess" and she'd just go to the gas station down the street and get fucking mozzarella sticks. Which were neither vegan or gluten free, and when I pointed it out, she said she could handle gluten if it was in something she really liked.

It still pisses me off to this day.

[Anonymous No.9333852]

>>9333844
Sounds like a bitch you are better off without her

[Anonymous No.9333883]

>>9325632
South Dakota does, as well as any other flyover

[Anonymous No.9333917]

>>9333852
This desu

[Anonymous No.9333993]

>>9326428
>100% Vegan

[Anonymous No.9334583]

>>9329491

They're a Wal-Mart product.

[Anonymous No.9335441]

>>9325666
>me on the right

[Anonymous No.9336442]

Should I make some cheese sticks /ck/ or go to sleep?

[Anonymous No.9336464]

>>9325487

>flyovers
>superior