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I honestly want to try virgin boy eggs. I can genuinely see how they would taste good. I just don't know where I can obtain enough 9 year old boys piss legally.

>> No.9316581

>>9316559
I'm in the US. Where could I get. Boy piss virgin boy piss? No older than 9? Could I use my own piss? Would it not be as good?. I'm not a virgin so it won't be virgin boy eggs.

>> No.9316588

>>9316559
Just do it yourself, 29 year old virgin piss should be similar

>> No.9316796

>>9316588
I've fucked a fat girl when I was 12 then I fucked a skinny butterflies when I was 20 and I fucked a decent 6 out if 10 multiple times between 24 and 25 so my pee isn't virgin pee. But would any virgin piss work? I am serious about eating these eggs.

>> No.9316805

>eggs brined in piss
Nope

>> No.9316817

>these white ghosts probable think 1000 year eggs take a thousand years to make

>> No.9316822

Why are chinese invariably so fucking autistic?

>> No.9316823

>>9316817
No, virgin boy's eggs is actually a thing....
Anyways, who wants to eats eggs brined and boiled in piss?

>> No.9316827

>>9316823
>virgin boy's eggs is actually a thing
ok round eye

>> No.9316858

>>9316827
I never said it is usual to eat those but they does exist, small dick

>> No.9316867

I'm an 18 year old virgin. Perhaps I can send you my piss?

>> No.9316922

>>9316867
Really?!?

>> No.9316939

>>9316559
is virgin piss similar to wine? if so, don't listen to this >>9316867 guy OP,i'll sell you mine. I am turning 24 in 4 months.

>> No.9316960

>>9316559
>I just don't know where I can obtain enough 9 year old boys piss legally.

I do this every summer and it is super easy. I let my really cute little daughter run a lemonade stand which sells lemonade for basically nothing and free refills. Kids would chug that shit down like nothing and after a while they would want to go pee. Conviently enough there is a toilet near the lemonade stand and the toilet is connected to a bucket that I "harvest" every night. I always get this tingling sensation when I smell the sweet nectar of the gods. It smells so much better than regular piss. I love my little cute daughter for helping me with it, although she has no idea what the piss is used for :P

I love my little sweetheart sooo much.

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9316964

>>9316960

>> No.9316972

It disturbs me to think that perhaps some of the people in this thread are being completely serious about their fetish.

What a scary world we live in.

>> No.9317012

is illegal to pay someone for a bucket of his son piss?

>> No.9317014

>>9316960
Op here. Have you ever boiled the kid piss and threw eggs in there? I was thinking eggs and rice boiled In piss with a half cup of Sriracha would be delicous.

>> No.9317017

>>9317012
Idk I'm scurd to find out homie