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"Hannibal with a lighter filter is actually be a comfy cooking show" edition

>> No.9307454
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>> No.9307501

What does a human arm taste like?

>> No.9307510

Probably pork

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shitposting on /ck/ has never tasted so good

>> No.9307526

Isnt that leg?

Its somewhere between pork and veal.

>> No.9307542

what is he cooking?

>> No.9307546

Osso bucco is made from shank meat

so it would be whatever human bicep tastes like, which, now that I think about it, would be pretty gamey and not great considering how much we use our arms

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>> No.9307563

the leg of a human

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>would be pretty gamey and not great considering how much we use our arms

this might be true, but if you watch OP's vidya, the cook actually sears and then braises the meat. With the right seasoning and enough time to properly braise, you could kill the gamey flavor and end up with some tender vittles.

I would try it.

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>> No.9307626

well then the prop department fucked up, because human fat unlike other animal fats is not white but yellow.

>> No.9307627

I cringe every time Hannibal cooks and invites someone to dinner(besides the obvious) and watching them eat and say "Oh this is wonderful!" etc. I just sit there and be like, "Ugh. You wouldn't be saying that if you knew the truth." lol

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>> No.9307634

how the fuck are the grill grates sliding off when he opens it up? what the fuck kind of seismic activity is making the stationary hunks of metal move forward off the damn grill?

>> No.9307646

he ALWAYS finds a way to fuck things up, that's why he is /our guy/

>> No.9307650

please do not post gore

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>> No.9307662

>phone in the raw meat container
This is a performance art.

>> No.9307678

Did I accidentally go to facebook again?

>> No.9307771

>He can't into post-ironic normanposting

>> No.9308087

Humans, like most animals, probably hsve fat that's white when we're young and turns yellow as we age.

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I bet that is just his serving

>> No.9308350
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Based Ja/ck/

>> No.9308366

I had a dream where jack was naked in my house and he wouldn't put clothes on. He started eating all my cottage cheese then threw it up in my nice Tupperware. I freaked out and he drank the puked cottage cheese and got an erection. In my dream it zoomed in on his penis and he camed. I am a sad girl

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That's a nightmare for sure but probably not that far from his daily routine

>> No.9308369

Do americans really do this?

>> No.9308374

no UK fags do

>> No.9308389

I fucking hate Jack so much

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>> No.9308427

Why does he always 'meet the meat', rather than bring it towards him?

>> No.9308430
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You know why

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You love him

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>> No.9308511

What is this from? Also it looks fucking delicious

>> No.9308526

damn nice. thanks

>> No.9308530

Japanese drama, Kodoku no Gourmet.

>> No.9308569

About 2 years or so ago, I was helping someone weld and a piece of hot solder fell onto my hand, burned through my glove, and cooked some of the flesh in my hand.

When I put my mouth to the burn, it tasted a lot like a gamier pork. That pork/beef analogy is accurate enough for demonstration purposes.

Didn't taste good, despite that, FYI.

It's a very weird flavor.

>> No.9308628

>on a cooking board
>doesnt know osso buco one of the greatest meat dishes in the world
>yall niggers need to start cooking and reading instead of jack shitposting.

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>> No.9308829

>top 10 anime betrayals

>> No.9308858

>jack-fags ruin yet another webm thread

like clockwork

>> No.9308864

What's the problem with the DVD screensaver?

>> No.9308890
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Please post the cheese grater webm.
Also what vid is it from?

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>food jacks ARE webm threads
fixed that for you, faggot

>> No.9309207

What is a food jack?

>> No.9309236

I think it's supposed to be like, you're in a waiting room or airport or something and don't have the remote

>> No.9309284

His technique is all wrong, he should be across the room using a slingshot to get the food in the oil. That's the only way to be safe from hot oil.

>> No.9310000

it didn't bounce in the exact corner

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do not

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Grate, more like it

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Fug forgot the vid

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>> No.9310221

I unironically find this more upsetting than Ja/ck/

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>le reddit bogeyman

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>> No.9310266

anyone got the one where they're trying to open a coconut?

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>> No.9310278

Had okonomiyaki in Hiroshima. It was quite bland and boring.

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>> No.9310282

Just agar and water? Does it have a taste a all?

>> No.9310297

Why does he look angry there?

>> No.9310307


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impeccable coordination

>> No.9310325

>girl (male)

>> No.9310340

Looked edible until he added that lumpy ass chocolate

>> No.9310348
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Yeah he bought the cake from the store and just cut it up and shoved shit in it.

>> No.9310365

Wow that's racist.

>> No.9310442

in all seriousness, how are you supposed to use that thing? Looks like an incredibly pointless and inefficient unitasker

>> No.9310492

Is that supposed to be a cartoon heart?

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>> No.9310540

most of the time I see them with fruit inside

>> No.9310544


Hiroshima style okonomikai is boss but it really needs the sauce.

Otherwise it's just a ton of fried cabbage, some bacon and some egg.

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post more Hannibal recipes please.

>> No.9310597

>raw spam

>> No.9310606


>> No.9310630

you're supposed to cut larger stuff down a little first

>> No.9310708


I love to hate Jack

>> No.9310771

Hating Jack turns me on.

>> No.9310798

>Hurr durr fancy plating can make everything look expensive, amirite fellow flyovers?
>Plates still look like garbage

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>2nd plate
is that a fucking half-bitten nugget. Jesus christ, this is stupid.

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>> No.9311249

Wait, do you mean "cartoon heart shape" instead of an anatomically correct heart shape? I just want to be clear, here.

>> No.9311323


>> No.9311389

The former.

>> No.9311412

how underage can you be.

>> No.9311429

The stickers are edible.

>> No.9311453
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I wish the j
Jac kfucktards will at least say it is a Jack webm so the posts are more easily filtered.

>> No.9311472

Agar-agar is just that, plain old jello. For flavour, we just add flavourings. Popular flavours include Rose and Pandan flavour.

>> No.9311487
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If you're this easily triggered you might consider a site called /r/eddit

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>he doesn't know Reddit championed Jack's YT channel

>> No.9311513

>bullying sister
i wish i had a sister ;-;

>> No.9311517

No they don't, this thread has more activity in it than all of reddit does in regards to Jack
you are either baiting or dumb. Nice use of champion though, if it were true.

Jack is 4chan approved and our intellectual property.

>> No.9311526

A lot of chan memes make it over to reddit to varying degrees, that doesn't mean shit.

>> No.9311547

Chan and Reddit should just merge sites together desu. We're all just here laughing at the same memes and trying to get upvotes and (you)s

>> No.9311551

A (You) is worth infinitely more than an upvote.

>> No.9311554
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Please god no

>> No.9311597

Is that skele okay?

>> No.9311668

i've read testimony of people who have tested human meat that it would stand between pork veal and lamb but in proportions i dont know

>> No.9311691


>> No.9311738

For the love of god please tell me what this and the coconut clip are from

>> No.9311745

>Fingers all over the thing just waiting to get caught when he slams it
>Knife just sitting right there that could have done the job if 2 seconds

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Nah. You just don't know shit about that god tier Easter bun/cheese combo.

The ad was made by black people btw

>> No.9311796

>i've read testimony of people who have tested human meat
Could you tell us more?
I just can't fathom how someone would know people who tasted human meat.
And why did they share the story with you?
Are you sure they are telling the truth?
How did the subject even came up to start with?

I'm really curious.

>> No.9311816

Okonomiyaki in Hiroshima is completely different though, it's why it's called Hiroshimayaki. They make it with noodles there. I prefer it over the normal myself.
Okonomiyaki is from Osaka and is just endless cabbage and tons of sauce to add flavour.

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what movie is this again? asking for a friend

>> No.9311862

shut up faggot

>> No.9311870

Eat Drink Man Woman

>> No.9311879

Nope, bone cancer.

>> No.9311898

>butter in coffee
Fuckin' jack

>> No.9311902

Anyone save that bread cone thing from the last webm thread?

>> No.9311912

Make me, bitch.

>> No.9311915

do americans really do this?

>> No.9312112

What movie is this as I wanna watch it

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>You realize that you would much rather prefer lovingly prepared human pieces than the shit Jack makes.

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>> No.9312292

Shit, I have those same plates.

>> No.9312305
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>tfw you have the same taste as Ja/ck/

>> No.9312468

Hi im /new/. I wont bother you guys im just wondergin, how is this guy so bad at cooking. Is it on purpose because if i follow the directions i at least come up with a pile of something edible but his shit as far as i can see looks raw or prepared wrong in every video

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>> No.9312524

This was the appropriate response to that post.

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Stop, ive been here 30 mins and he already repulses me

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you are weak

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In what backwards dystopian world is a pot of chicken thighs and a bunch of vegetable oil a complete dish?

>> No.9312587

Why does this guy remind me of Christopher Walken so much?

>> No.9312590

>that'll be $50 plus tip for that chunk of spam sir.

>> No.9312760

I think he's doing something wrong but doesn't realize it. Complains about the product when it's actually his fault

>> No.9312762

Doesn't he have the plate set for small pan or something?

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Can Jack do ANYTHING right? Has he ever made a dish that didn't look like shit?

>> No.9312791

YT comments seem to imply he also used the lowest setting

>> No.9312815



I'm fucking dying here

>> No.9312859

No hiss.

>> No.9312872

yes, for the scrambled egg he uses the lowest setting, that would barely be enough to keep a simmer going. And the pan obviously doesn't conduct heat worth a shit.

>> No.9312875

This gave me cancer

>> No.9313024


I regret to inform you that it's actually lamb. Also Kay is a fucking mong.

>> No.9313039


>read testimony

christ anon take a break

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You now want to make sweet sweet love to a cake

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>yall niggers need to start cooking and reading instead of jack shitposting.
Good poster.

>> No.9313101

Are there a lot of cooking scenes in Hannibal? If so, I might pick up.

>> No.9313114

lol fucking dumbass

>> No.9313118

mad skillz

>> No.9313125

In almost every episode, they not too long but surely appetizing. I always get hungry when I watch this show. The cooking scenes are beautiful, I heard Madds Mikkelsen made every meal himself on set.

>> No.9313142

So there's something wrong with her stomach making her able to pull this shit off, but how has she not died on the toilet from the results?

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Even for Kay this is awful. Jesus...

>> No.9313230

I have to admit when he redid the yorkshire puds he didn't do a bad job.

>> No.9313231

Fucking dumbass

>> No.9313243

It's called Bulimia.

>> No.9313328

i fuckn hate eater

>> No.9313370

fucking lol

>> No.9313398

I've seen so many TP images on /ck/ recently and I'm honestly loving it.

>> No.9313427

Thanks for sharing, kind sir. Remember to upvote the posts when you see them to help spread the good vibes to other gentlepeople throughout the day. :D

>> No.9313433

what the fuck are you talking about, you spastic

>> No.9313441

Aww, now you're upset. :( Go look at more happy images to feel better! :D Keep us updated on how much you're loving it.

>> No.9313442

ok this has got to be a piss take

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>> No.9313449

You sound like a huge faggot if you care how other people use an anonymous imageboard

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>> No.9313508

Who is Jack?

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>> No.9313525

>This level of gore

>> No.9313549

oh boy alt-left coming through
nazis watch out

>> No.9313557

this unironically infuriates me

>> No.9313584

I threw up.

>> No.9313585

chinaman cheese cake

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>> No.9313851

Why are people so triggered over plating? It takes like an extra minute max and it just makes the food look nicer.

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>> No.9313870

I don't give a flying fuck about presentation as long as the food is edible and all the different pieces of food aren't thrown into one gloopy mess. Just give me my food, I don't need you to plate it like a fucking autist.

>> No.9313883

That's a somewhat common thing, actually. Look up bulletproof coffee. Became popular with the military; somehow the fat slows down caffeine absorbtion and you don't get a caffeine high or crash.

>> No.9313896

t. philistine

>> No.9313936

the way he seperates it from the pan to form into an omelette at the end looks so skilled that it looks fake.

>> No.9313947

Wtf! I love minions now

>> No.9314001

Go back to your containment website you fucking faggot

>> No.9314010

Nope, I'm quite happy here. Sounds like you're the one who has a problem :^)

>> No.9314082

At first jack made me LOL i coudn't believe this guy was for real. Then i began to hate jack, i couldn't believe this guy was for fucking real. Now he's like that old friend that keeps messing up but you keep visiting from time to time to see what's he up to now

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>> No.9314114

So it doesn't fall all over his shirt

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It would still fall on his shirt due to his boulder-mode body

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>> No.9314138

>gorillas do it low n slow
what the fuck is that gay ass shirt supposed to mean

>> No.9314153

It's for grilla grills which he was shilling at the time. They use a gorilla on their logo

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>boulder-mode body

>> No.9314168

I guess that makes slightly more sense, but I still don't get what it's supposed to mean

>> No.9314175

How many big boy bites does it take to get to this point?

>> No.9314224

as much of a meme this guy is, at the very least he's not a shit chef

>> No.9314225

>It's on the lowest temperature setting

why is he so dumb?

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>> No.9314280

Ashens is great

>> No.9314327

you'll understand when you get older, honey.

>> No.9314331

Ashens is a fucking god among youtubers

>> No.9314342

it means gorilla grills use low heat for a long period of time to cook meat, the guy is a idiot if he can't figure it out

>> No.9314352

Is this man a parody? Or is it real and simply horrifying. He's like Tim Allen the Tool man for food.

>> No.9314355

Why did people ever get the idea to splatter a pitiable amount of food around a plate? No one eats that way, it doesn't follow from nature or anything.

>> No.9314358

But with no Al Bundy to correct him so he just spirals into the depths of stupidity

>> No.9314393

Early French weebs.

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>> No.9314434

Is this guy swedish?

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>> No.9314459


I've seen jack hundreds of times, but I have never been as angry as I am about this fucking faggot. How can you possibly be this bad at eating fucking pizza.
>pizza forker
>autistically cuts off the crust so that... he can eat the little part attached to the crust but not the crust?
>cuts it into strips and then folds it over

Who is this man, why does he have to turn fucking pizza into such a fucking ordeal.

>> No.9314479

It's worse once you hear him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4

>> No.9314494

>skeletor fagboy "I got to cut down on carbs"

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Jesus Christ.
>"cutting down on carbs"


>> No.9314502

>once he brings out the gloves
this has got to be satire

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>> No.9314505

It definitely enhances the experience.

>> No.9314511

Just imagining the sound of plastic cutlery against a paper plate sends shivers down my spine, how does this faggot do it

>> No.9314515
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The look of the food also directly affects the perceived taste. People would eat many different kinds of bugs that end up tasting almost exactly like salty popcorn if they didn't look like bugs. Plating can also refer to much more than just "smear some green sauce around the plate"

>> No.9314526

That's not a braise, it's just in the oven. A porcelain dutch oven like that wouldn't facilitate braising

>> No.9314530

so it's just fucking jello?

>> No.9314537
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>folding the slice
nothing else in this video made me madder

>> No.9314544

Doesn't hit directly in the corner

>> No.9314549

> I don't think so peg

>> No.9314554

lmfao fuck what a retard

>> No.9314558

>world's worst
Not even close


>> No.9314571

wtf? he puts a prolapsed anus in there?

>> No.9314574

>not folding
fucking flyovers I swear

>> No.9314577

I made it all of 15 seconds.

>> No.9314578

Can someone post one of those mexican street food things where they take a bag of chips and soak it in sauce and hawain punch

>> No.9314596

Why are Americans so insitent on eating pizza with your hands like a barbarian? I can understand when kids want to eat their pizza like that or when you're really drunk and don't really care, but why make this huge deal about it as if it's the proper way to eat this foreign food?

>> No.9314600


Two and a half minutes in and I checked to see how long the video was. Cheesus Christ it's 23 minutes of how to dab a paper towel on pizza.

>> No.9314605

These niggas don't know nothin about mah nigga David Lynch and twin peaks

>> No.9314619

how do you like your apples?

with the fucking sticker on

>> No.9314630

Watching this, the only thing going through my head isn't how good the food looks, or that I could do that, it's 'what a fucking asshole'

>> No.9314639

Too comfy. What was the name of this movie again?

>> No.9314644

I have 4 older sisters
Just over half of my family are women
No you don't

>> No.9314648

So this is true, if you achieve the max skill level in cooking you become a meatball

>> No.9314655

Why would you do that over a blanket? Fucking maniac.

>> No.9314657


i think he meant a younger sister

>> No.9314659

>europeans eat pizza with a knife and fork
>pizzeria owner gets broads and a fag to illustrate how pathetic these cucks are

pretty good video, would upvote and share

>> No.9314660

Eat drink man woman

>> No.9314673

Because it's bread. Who eats bread with a fork and knife.
And pizza is an american food, get at me

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i kinda want to try stage 3

>> No.9314751


yes it would, why the fuck wouldn't it?

>> No.9314759

Who is that

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>> No.9314795

i love tabieats... this looks awful

>> No.9314799

>There's a bun inside
>are you fakking shitting me

Best part of the video

>> No.9314802


Truth. It's kinda cute hearing him be so happy that they turned out right

>> No.9314866

Nigga, that wasn't your flesh, that was the solder. I hope your parents are prepared to take care of a vegetable for the rest of their lives

>> No.9314895


First time I actually watched one of his videos with sound, he has a surprisingly nice voice.

>> No.9314954

she widens her butthole with large dildoes to prevent tearing

>> No.9315061

webm thread, 90% bullshit food. Why are you like this?

>> No.9315067

Agreed. That pic looks like shit though.

>> No.9315068

>I can only have one - gotta watch what I eat
fucking kek

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>> No.9315102

Does he have terminal bone cancer or something? He uses his ustensils with less skills than a toddler in training.

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>> No.9315156

Younger sisters are pretty horrible, not fun to have around at all, trust me

>> No.9315169


>"that'll be $500 + tip sir"

>> No.9315190

Jack was/could conceivably be again a radio and nightclub DJ, so he does have a honed speaking voice

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>> No.9315196

aka magic coffee

>> No.9315210

Pork Belly is the tits

>> No.9315216

Jack ruins ck webm threads for me, any clip of him is nausea inducing

>> No.9315262

It's piling on at this point but for someone who uses a knife an fork to eat pizza he sure as hell doesn't know how to use a knife and fork.

>> No.9315294

>and he camed
Yes you are a sad girl

>> No.9315298

Every single person in that video is a fucking faggot. Especially the owners kid. I imagine the dabbing, fork and knife using guy is actually not a fag and is just acting like one.
>I need my hands clean for tweeting and checking facebook
Yeah, there's no way anyone says that with a straight face no matter how up your own ass you are.

>> No.9315311

lol, why would you eat pizza with a knife and fork unless you're wearing a suit. Do you eat a sandwich with utensils too.

>> No.9315318

I'm saving this video to my phone to show to the next Italian who gets too uppity about Italian cuisine.

>> No.9315364

Still, I think that was entirely too much thyme.

>> No.9315400

i've never seen someone this fucking stupid

>> No.9315408

aka burnt crap coffee

French Press>Espresso Machine with lighter roasted beans> AutoDrip>Percolater>Instant Cofee>McDonaldsCoffee>Starbucks>Turkish burnt crap>all tea that isnt black

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Why is he such an unrelenting retard? Is there no end to his moronic attempts at even the most basic level of success?

>> No.9315424

isnt it like just straight up fat with maybe a piece of meat? How is that good?

>> No.9315458

its edible you fucking idiots. leaving the sticker is fine. its not gonna fucking kill you. he just has no idea how to cut a fucking apple

>> No.9315630

It's tasty fat. If you're on a diet or something it's probably not for you, but it gets partially rendered and sort of melts into the meat when you bite into it, it's just really rich.

>> No.9315640

that's because he's doing it "the manly way," fuck stickers just eat them for extra food

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>> No.9315646

are you the guy from Punch Drunk Love?

>> No.9315717

Huh, I mean I could see the flavor being great but fat has a pretty shitty texture, thats why people like marbled steaks, not steaks with giant attachments of pure fat.

Unless its cooked a certain way. Ill tell you what Ill give it a try sometime and report back. What kind of places would have this? A decent 4 star steak house?

>> No.9315723

those women are very clearly british

>> No.9315736

hes purposely bad at cooking, there are some retards around here who think he's not doing it on purpose

>> No.9315901

I like how he bends his neck like saying "I'm going to be really badass in just a moment with my father"

>> No.9315915

Half an hour to prepare something in the microwave that anybody can do in 15 minutes

>> No.9315958

The egg yolk bursting gave me a pang of anxiety.

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>Not mentioning God-teir bee dripper.

>> No.9316081

Does anyone have the webm of that down syndrome girl who tries to flip the pancakes?

>> No.9316148

Inb4 armies of limpdicks crying about grease and excess. Where can I get one?

>> No.9316161

Ugh looked really good before he cut it open...

>> No.9316163

So you don't like properly cooked eggs?

>> No.9316179


I like not catching salmonella.

>> No.9316183

Well memed friend

>> No.9316200

It looks disgusting to me.

>> No.9316207

What was I expecting on /ck/?

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>> No.9316308

Very upsetting. Do you like rubber eggs? You must be American.

>> No.9316422

why is american pizza floppy?

>> No.9316428

Her stomach holds all of the food and she has some digestive disorder, so she literally just shits most of it straight back out. There's a pic somewhere showing an x-ray of her with 80 bigmacs in her belly.

>> No.9316803


Spotted the Mexican.

>> No.9316811

I have a younger sister. She's not nearly as pretty as this. Really ruins the mood.

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>> No.9317267

I've mostly seen it in Chinese places, but sometimes you get it in Western restaurants on mash or something. It's definitely less gristly than the fat on a steak.