Cheese Thread

[Anonymous No.9302566]

[Anonymous No.9302570]

Cream.

[Anonymous No.9302583]

[Anonymous No.9302585]

[Anonymous No.9302598]

[Anonymous No.9302603]

Bump.

[Anonymous No.9302643]

[Anonymous No.9302645]

>>9302643
What cheese is this?

[Anonymous No.9302666]

>>9302645
goat

[Anonymous No.9302667]

>>9302645
Snozzberry.

[Anonymous No.9302679]

[Anonymous No.9302687]

[Anonymous No.9302689]

[Anonymous No.9302696]

retarded american here

where do i buy real cheese like with wax on the outside

AKA not a rectangle with plastic wrap on it

[Anonymous No.9302702]

>>9302696
Walmart has Baby Bel

[Anonymous No.9302708]

>>9302696
Go to a dairy. Visit a farmer's market. Cheese shops aren't too popular unless you're in a city but there's that too.

[Anonymous No.9302709]

>>9302696
Depends on what grocery chains you've got, I've bought waxed hoop cheese at publix and bi-lo before

[Anonymous No.9302716]

I eat a lot of blue cheese and brie. What else can I buy that I will actually eat over the course of a week or two? Either for desert or a snack

[Anonymous No.9302721]

[Anonymous No.9302723]

>>9302716
Cheese isn't a dessert, burger.

[Anonymous No.9302764]

[Anonymous No.9302814]

[Anonymous No.9302836]

[Anonymous No.9302864]

>>9302667
What does it taste like?

[Anonymous No.9302873]

>>9302696
Aldi has some usually, but I've never tried them there. Meijer has a fair selection for being a chain, but I dunno where they exist.

[Anonymous No.9302883]

>>9302723
Nobody is going to eat a chunk of cheddar cheese for dessert but sweetened cheese desserts are pretty common. Cheesecake, cheese pastries, some people even like to put a little bit of cheddar on a slice of apple pie.

[Anonymous No.9302892]

[Anonymous No.9302931]

>>9302892
What is this? Looks like brie baked into potatoes, is it basically just a gratin?

[Anonymous No.9302938]

>>9302696
>he doesn't have a local cheese specialist/store
I pity you poor americans.

[Anonymous No.9302947]

Amerifat moving to France in December. What cheese should I try first?

[Anonymous No.9303217]

>>9302836
lewd as fuk

[Anonymous No.9303221]

>>9302947
Mimolette vielle

[Anonymous No.9303257]

>>9302566
It's a bit runny, sir.

[Anonymous No.9303270]

>>9303257
Sorry, old chap. We'll put it in the ice box for a tick.

[Anonymous No.9303497]

>>9302836
I'd

[Anonymous No.9303647]

>>9302931
Not him but it's a bit like a gratin, yes. It's a french dish with potatoes, garlic, cream, onions, and lardons with Reblochon on top melting over the rest in the oven.

[Anonymous No.9303699]

>>9302947
Depends. Do you usually prefer strong (roquefort, boulette d'avesnes, maroilles, epoisse) or more gentle cheese (brie, emmental, saint felicien, saint nectaire) ? And hard (comté) or soft "dough" (camembert) ?

Of course if you can buy your cheese to a specialized shop, it will be better than in a supermarket. Even a simple camembert can be top tier if it's a good one. Unfortunately, it's also quite a bit expensive. If you're a bit short on cash, supermarket still have a lot of variety and decent cheeses for a good price most of the time.

[Anonymous No.9303788]

>>9302931
>what is this
>"tartiflette" written on the bottom of the image in big fucking letters

gee boss, I dunno what this could possibly be

[Anonymous No.9303789]

>>9302931
it is the best thing in the world and you should eat it at the first possible opportunity

>>9302947
tartiflette is so good

[Anonymous No.9303791]

>tfw from France in a two month trip in Japan

why are you doing this to me /ck/, I'm so deeply in pain right now

[Anonymous No.9303854]

>>9302864
Raspberries.

[Anonymous No.9303919]

>>9303788
I am reasonably sure, the guy wanted to start a discussion about this picture, by making the poster give additional information about it. Not just asking what it is.

No reason to get your panties in a twist over that.

If you just want to look at a picture and then at a wiki page, google picture search might be more in your alley.

On topic, Old Amsterdam is one of my favourite treat cheeses. I usually only buy it when a chunk of it is on sale. But the crumbly texture and dryness is really good.

[Anonymous No.9303960]

>>9302696
Whole foods has a fantastic cheese selection. I wouldn't step foot in there if it wasn't great, so it's really good.

They have raw cheeses, impored cheese, and it changes often. I hate how pretentious the store is, but good cheese is good cheese.

[Anonymous No.9303995]

>>9302723
Triggered burger here, desert isnt set to a standard, only describing a treat after dinner

[Anonymous No.9303997]

>>9302864
snozzberries

[Anonymous No.9304061]

>>9302696
"Real" cheese tastes like shit, stop listening to eurofags. I tried that shit in France and it was awful. It smelt like moldy shit.

[Anonymous No.9304134]

>>9302764
That one is overdone. Probably tastes like ammonia.

[Anonymous No.9304136]

>>9303919
I enjoy this a lot as well. I eat a lot of farmer's market cheese. Got this goat that's sort of like parmesan and crumbly. Also got their version of camembert which seems pretty reliable.

[Anonymous No.9304142]

>>9303919
Old amsterdam is probably one of the better mass produced cheeses out there. but in that category the Beemster 48+ extra belegen still holds the crown.

[Anonymous No.9304227]

>>9304142
Yes, Beemster is also one of the brands I like to buy in chunks when on sale.

In the area of soft cheeses, I want to commend Cambozola. A german-made cheese, that is a fusion of Camembert and Gorgonzola. A very mild blue-cheese. Great with fresh bread. Superbly creamy.

[Anonymous No.9304233]

Recently got my hands on 1,7 kg of Parmesan cheese for 21 euro when traveling through Italy. Its crazy how much you get overcharged when you buy it outside of the country

[Anonymous No.9304238]

>>9304227
looks good, recently moved from the Netherlands to Austria and was very disappointed to see what gets passes as Gouda in these parts. so I've been on the look out for some good germanic cheeses.

[Anonymous No.9305564]

How can I up my cheese game? I use a lot of the American basics like cheddar, mozz, parmesan, chihuahua. I'm not in love with any of those except parmesan.

I tried brie last week and it was bland to me. What is my next step in the cheese hierarchy?

[Anonymous No.9305592]

>>9304238
Go to a proper cheese monger on a market. The supermarkets don't have shit.

[Anonymous No.9305603]

>>9304061

you're an ultra pleb

[Anonymous No.9305616]

>>9305564
You don't need the "next step", you need to go back to the first step.

Simply staying "cheddar" or "brie" doesn't mean shit. For each of those names there is a massive range of products with different flavors and textures.

For example, cheddar: A block of generic "cheddar" made by a multinational conglomorate and sold at Wal-mart is going to taste totally different to, say, a highly aged cheddar from Dorset.

And likewise with Brie: You've got the real deal stuff that isn't legal to import into the US because it's unpasteurized. You've got the mid-range stuff that's made in France but is pasteurized for import. And then you've got various domestically made copies ranging from awesome to horrible.

So when you go try a new cheese don't just try "cheddar". Pay attention to the specific type you bought. How does it compare to other cheddars from different regions, different ages, etc. Some are mild and creamy. Others are crumbly and sharp. Just because you tried one and loved it (or hated it) doesn't mean you would have the same reaction to all cheddars.

[Anonymous No.9305624]

>>9305603
fight me

[Anonymous No.9305637]

if you're gonna post a picture, say what fucking kind it is, i'm not a cheesemonger

fuck

[Anonymous No.9305679]

Been making my own cheeses for a while now. Started with mozzarella which is easy and really much better then what you get at a supermarket.

[Anonymous No.9305695]

>>9305637
No one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!

[Anonymous No.9305934]

>>9302836

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[Anonymous No.9306249]

>>9302583
Just turned on my monitor and this looked like a white girl in a black bikini bending over and the panties splitting open flaunting her asshole.

What the fuck is wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.9306288]

>>9304227
Great stuff, especially for folks that don't like really strong cheese. Highly recommend.

[Anonymous No.9306293]

>>9302645
noob

[Anonymous No.9306416]

god tier

[Anonymous No.9306456]

>>9302566
How do I get into cheese?

[Anonymous No.9307198]

>>9306456
get adventurous

[Anonymous No.9307231]

does anybody else seek out the cheese section first when at a new store?

[Anonymous No.9307246]

>>9307198
>The secret missing buffalo cheese

[Anonymous No.9307265]

How do I eat cheese like a rich person with fruits and fruit spreads?

[Anonymous No.9307281]

>>9302566
>Watch too many French cartoons
>Try the hot meme of camembert
>It's just a shit version of brie

[Anonymous No.9307297]

>>9305695
I wish that were true anon. I'm going through a rough time.

Kind of makes me want to eat some cheese.

[Anonymous No.9307338]

>>9302696
go to a microcheesery, obviously

[Anonymous No.9308288]

>>9307281
Which 'bert did you get?

[Anonymous No.9308290]

>>9307265
>How do I eat cheese like a rich person? with fruits and fruit spreads.

[Anonymous No.9308442]

>>9307198
>no Edam
>no Mimolette
>no Epoisses (this in itself is a mortal sin)
>no Halloumi

I get that a full list would be impractically large for a poster, but what's the logic in including so many obscure artisanal varieties while ignoring classics and even entire styles? How can a list be this hip, and yet so sloppy?

[Anonymous No.9308670]

>>9306249
What the fuck is wrong with you?
It's clearly a boob window in a black evening dress.

[Anonymous No.9308673]

>>9304061
Very true

[Anonymous No.9308688]

>>9306293

Don't be mean

[Anonymous No.9308813]

hnng

[Anonymous No.9308859]

The best

[Anonymous No.9308915]

>>9308859
"no"

[Anonymous No.9308938]

>>9302645
Dickcheese

[Anonymous No.9309169]

>>9302645
FAMAS

[Anonymous No.9309180]

>>9308915
>Fleischkäsebrötchen

"Fleischkäsebrötchen"?!

It's Leberkassemmel faggot

[Anonymous No.9309497]

Ja ja ja Ofenkäse ja ja yeah

Schick Frau Popp in den Shop

[Anonymous No.9309527]

>>9308442
it's the biggest one i could find, i'm still learning to into cheese

[Anonymous No.9309556]

[Anonymous No.9309611]

>>9303257
I like it runny

[Anonymous No.9309634]

>>9309497
Kauf einfach mal Le Rustique und mach das mit dem. Tu ein bissi Olivenöl drauf und Rosmarin, und bäm

[Anonymous No.9309641]

raw milk cheese is strctly illegal in the USA so most of you see in here we cannot have just if any other amerifats are curious

[Anonymous No.9309677]

>no brunost

[Anonymous No.9309713]

>>9302931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocgn6uIzxsU
FEEL CHEF JOHN'S KNOWLEDGE

[Anonymous No.9309715]

>>9307246
That spot is for donkey cheese, highly illegal

[Anonymous No.9309718]

>>9308442
>How can a list be this hip, and yet so sloppy?
You gotta draw the line somewhere or you end up with a poster that size FOR JUST ONE CHEESE VARIETY.

We don't need that level of sperging.

[Anonymous No.9309758]

>>9309677
>Mesost
heathen

[Anonymous No.9309769]

>>9309556
Do you think Europeans just think their junk food is supposed to be good, but really they all hate it and buy it just to say "do Americans really eat this?", possibly posting about it on the internet?

[Anonymous No.9309935]

>>9302643
Is that wine leavings around the cheese?

[Anonymous No.9309941]

>>9303647
I got wet at reblochon

[Anonymous No.9310354]

Cheese fucks me, so I get to enjoy sawdust. At least my grocery bills are cheaper.

Then again, I'm a burger so all we have is synthetic hormonal pcb laden garbage anyways. I want to try real cheese in yurop some day.

[Anonymous No.9310409]

>>9302645
It appears to be goat cheese smothered in blueberries

[Anonymous No.9310451]

local cheese from the small island i live in greece.

Basically a hard feta that is left in the bottom of a barrel with wine leavings for half a year. Comes out super tangy and tastes like a strong red wine that has been diluted with a light feta.

[Anonymous No.9310670]

>>9308442
I know you are american.

[Anonymous No.9310690]

>>9307281
pleb

[Anonymous No.9310722]

>>9310451
do you really live in sifnos? my grandfather was born there and I've never met any greek that was from there
I know it's not /ck/ related but what's it like?