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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:03:46 2017 No.9298882 [DELETED]

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Jack thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:10:38 2017 No.9298908 You just going to dump the same webms, senpai?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:15:10 2017 No.9298926 >>9298908 It's okay I want them. Full speed ahead OP

Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:15:42 2017 No.9298927
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>>9298882
>google jack scalfani
>first results are all jack exposés and /ck/ shitposting
>image results are scattered memes

have we ruined this man yet? what's the next step in our master plan?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:17:50 2017 No.9298934 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, Succulent Chinese Meal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9298908 I've only got one or two Jack webms. No idea where the rest went to

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:18:15 2017 No.9298935 File: 345 KB, 498x375, 1453096300712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9298927 Jakattack69 can take the hate, it fuels him to be better for all the true foodjacks out there :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:22:25 2017 No.9298946 >>9298927 >>9298935 >you will never see jacks reaction to googling his own name

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:26:22 2017 No.9298951 File: 108 KB, 239x292, Screenshot (168).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9298946 >you will never see Jack eating out Tammy with his ungodly tongue

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:26:31 2017 No.9298952 >>9298927 So why did he cry on tv exactly.

Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:30:16 2017 No.9298957
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>>9298946
I don't think he's ever really addressed it but one would have to assume between youtube, twitter and the various e-celeb stalking forums that someone would have gotten at him once or twice
I guess he says that he ignores youtube comments that are negative but blocks people that attack other commenters because he is a silent guardian of his fanbase, but that probably is half true at best

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:32:54 2017 No.9298965 >>9298952 He wanted money for his sauce company, and the investors on the show (think shark tank but blue collar) insinuated that he wasn't being genuine in his reasons for being there

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:33:28 2017 No.9298967 >>9298957 he got triggered by losing his church chili cook off, I'm sure all the shit posting gets to him. he doesn't reveal it because it would just fuel it.

Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:36:57 2017 No.9298978
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>>9298967
well that chili thing was basically a popularity contest so if you go into it with good faith and then realize fucking some house wife is going to blow you away because she's part of the book club it would piss you off too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:54:21 2017 No.9299022 File: 2.33 MB, 1280x720, Eggs a la Stroke Victim.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9298965

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:04:26 2017 No.9299065 >>9299022 oh god no

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:07:14 2017 No.9299082 >>9299022 i've seen some shit and then i've seen some jack shit but ... what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:15:40 2017 No.9299110 >>9299065 >>9299082 >He's never made hollandaise sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:04:04 2017 No.9299246 File: 1014 KB, 1280x720, Hotplates are complicated things.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:09:59 2017 No.9299261 >>9298882 >>9298957 >>9298978 >>9299022 >>9299246 Everytime I watch these I already they're gonna end in disaster. Yet I always watch till the end. Just what is it about Jack that makes me do this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:15:00 2017 No.9299267 File: 1011 KB, 1366x768, idiot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9299261 He's so bad at it that most of his videos nowadays are TOTALLY NOT SPONSORED (((reviews))). >reviewing a Tesla on a fucking cooking channel

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:17:45 2017 No.9299274 what the fuck is wrong with jack. how is he not dead yet. how does he survive. how does he continue to do this shit without questioning it?

Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:24:32 2017 No.9299293

I swear to Lord Everliving Fuck above that I saw Ja/ck/ at Waldameer Park over in PA a few days back. If it wasn't him, it had to be his twin brother. Same facial hair, same build, same taste in fashion and doo rags.
What should have I said, /wsg/? I literally brushed his fucking shoulder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:25:34 2017 No.9299296 >>9298957 the taco just fucking pisses it self in fear

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:30:12 2017 No.9299306 >>9299274 I like to think there's a balance of physical-mental faculties when it comes to the human body. Less of one is compensated by more of the other. It's the only way I can explain why our dear Jack is still with us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:43:05 2017 No.9299343 >literally everything goes wrong >still cooks with a straight face Fucking how. No one is this blissfully unaware.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:28:51 2017 No.9299595 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:33:31 2017 No.9299599 File: 2.95 MB, 960x540, RIBEYE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:34:47 2017 No.9299600 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, potato cutting a potato.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:38:17 2017 No.9299605 I wonder what Tammy's balloon knot smells like

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:38:48 2017 No.9299609 File: 1.22 MB, 1280x720, great.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:40:07 2017 No.9299612 https://youtu.be/9vc2Fr0RI5w

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:40:25 2017 No.9299613 >>9299609 Is there an attachment for this thing that turns it into a sex machine?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:41:17 2017 No.9299617 >>9298957 Jacks big boi bites make me that wet too ;^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:41:50 2017 No.9299620 File: 56 KB, 400x181, trespasser.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9299613 Imagine him using this on Tammy

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>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:44:44 2017 No.9299627 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPqguNvfEQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:48:30 2017 No.9299638 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, instant o.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:50:20 2017 No.9299642 >>9299638 I want to be suspended sideways from his rafters and tongue kiss him like a fish

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:52:57 2017 No.9299651 File: 1.78 MB, 1920x1080, pro knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9299642 I want to bury my face in his monstrous ass and feel him breathe

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:57:02 2017 No.9299668 >>9299600 Is it seriously that hard to dice a potato that someone needs to buy that piece of trash?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:58:23 2017 No.9299673 >>9299651 Imagine how hot that would be if he took a slimy yellow dump during analingus

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:04:22 2017 No.9299692 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x720, fish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:14:22 2017 No.9299718 What is the worst food abomination Ja/ck/ has ever made, lads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:22:29 2017 No.9299735 >>9299651 >>9299673 i want jack to pee on my poop to make it smell like my butt

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:31:50 2017 No.9299758 >>9299246 I can understand fucking up your stove settings once in a while, but why would you upload such a blunder?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:32:25 2017 No.9299759 >>9299758 Things he like he agrees positively, things he doesn't he tries his hardest to fuck it up. Lurk moar

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:33:24 2017 No.9299760 File: 1.93 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_1613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9299718 Jack Jr. >mfw you realize to make jack jr jack had to pee in Tammy's fat butthole

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:34:57 2017 No.9299763 >>9299758 Things he likes he reviews positively, things he doesn't he tries his hardest to fuck it up. Lurk moar

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 06:30:33 2017 No.9300003 >>9299638 i feel violated from that eye fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 06:38:30 2017 No.9300017 >>9299293 You should have said you were a fan and got an autograph them told him to kill himself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 06:46:44 2017 No.9300031 >>9299621 Hoooooly shit. That's too much oil for a frying an. Why not just use a large sauce pan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 06:46:53 2017 No.9300032 File: 2.44 MB, 640x282, 1472296406429.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9300003 You are like little baby

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 06:55:10 2017 No.9300042 File: 19 KB, 222x293, 1477517149087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9299620

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