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ITT: """Hot""" sauces with literally zero heat.

>> No.9293298

ITT: 14 year old girls misuse literally

>> No.9293299

>>9293294
Sriracha but I still like it.

>> No.9293372

>>9293294
>LITERALLY

>> No.9293374

>>9293294
I like Frank's for the taste. Put it on eggs, mac & cheese and burgers.

>> No.9293381

>>9293374
>I like my hot sauce
>For the taste

Literally just put fucking vinegar on it then retard, if you aren't eating a sauce for it's spice, then don't fucking eat it at all

>> No.9293387

>>9293381
>being this mad about someone liking a certain hot sauce

>> No.9293396
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9293396

Who did it better, Frank or Thomas?

>> No.9293397
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>>9293381
>STOP EATING FOOD WRONG

>> No.9293403
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this shit makes rooster memesauce seem hot

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This is a lot less hot than i expected

>> No.9293855

>>9293381
if you don't use hot sauce for the taste and only want the heat, why not just put pure capsaicin on your food?

>> No.9293921
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>> No.9293931

>>9293403
I bought this, tasted one drop and threw it out.
>water, salt, red pepper
That is all I could taste and zero heat at all.
I am a tabasco man and always will be for my semi-hot vinegary hot sauce.

>> No.9294477
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>>9293294
But it's tasty and the right hot sauce for fried chicken, collards, bbq, and hush puppies.

>> No.9294482

>>9293921
Isn't this meant to be the glaze on a wing though, not the dipping sauce? I'd give it a pass if its used like that with the expectation that a hotter sauce will be added by whoever is eating the wing.

>> No.9294498

>>9294477
I keep a bottle in my desk for the breakfast burritos from the office cafe. I think it's definitely the most standard hot sauce

>> No.9294723

>>9293381
what if you want spicy vinegar, which has been the most popular type of hot sauce for the past 50 years or so?

>> No.9295006
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>> No.9295010

>>9294723
then kys

>> No.9295012

>>9293381
But it tastes good.

>> No.9295026 [DELETED] 

>>9293294
Yeah, hot sauces like that aren't really meant for heat but rather flavor.

Franky would be more aptly named a "Chili Sauce" but they've been around too long to really change that at this point.

>> No.9295032

>>9293294
Yeah, hot sauces like that aren't really meant for heat but rather flavor.

Frank's would be more aptly named a "Chili Sauce" but they've been around too long to really change that at this point.

>> No.9295036
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>>9293298
>>9293372
get over it

>> No.9295049

>>9295036
>implying it isn't literally true that the sauce in op has literally zero heat

>> No.9295060

>>9295049
quite literally, in fact

that sauce is causing heat death of the universe

>> No.9295825

>>9295036
Doesn't change the fact that it's a nonstandard usage. And it only became so ubiquitous here because people started saying it ironically.

>> No.9295833

>>9293299
>>9293403

Sriracha is a decently spicy sauce for somebody with zero tolerance for heat.

>> No.9295842
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>>9293294
I know this isn't a sauce, but on the other hand fuck you

>> No.9295858

>>9295006
This. Also regular tabasco tastes like shit. Haven't tried this variant though.

>> No.9295863

>>9295842
Huge brands like that can't afford to alienate the baby boomer demographic by making a product that is even slightly spicy

>> No.9296570

>>9293931
Agreed, cholula was such a disappointment flavor and heat wise.

>> No.9296992

I don't really get when people want the spiciest wings (or whatever) possible. I don't mind some, Sriracha is fine, but once you start tearing up and it numbs your mouth whats the point? Even people who say they love it as spicy as possible are weeping by the end.

>> No.9296997
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9296997

Best hot sauce coming through

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>>9296997
You were so close

>> No.9297044

>>9293756
As far as I can tell there's two versions, the one you get at world market is only saying insane++ but there's versions that say insane+++

The world market version isn't super hot but it is really tasty.

>> No.9297047

Who here has Tabasco scorpion on pre-order?

>> No.9297062

>>9295833
I'm white and Sriracha literally is as spicy tasting as ketchup

>> No.9297213

>>9293381
what the fuck are you gonna do about it you gay whiny little bitch boy?

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>>9293294

You'll cowards don't even Xtra Hot

>> No.9299052

>>9295036
You mean

>Literally get over it

>> No.9299564

>>9299034
I always save on this by dumping a whole bag of ground cayenne pepper in a 2 liter of vinegar. Best if there's still cola residue. Sawsebawse

>> No.9299573

>>9293921
Used this for making wings instead of the regular buffalo. Took 3 days to eat a dozen or so wings. Shit hurt to eat it was so hot.

>> No.9300626

>>9295036
>literally
>4 syllables instead of 3
Git gud

>> No.9300636

>>9293403
Fuck you it's good on burritos

>> No.9300641

>>9293403
This is my favourite. It's not hot at all but I love its taste.

>> No.9300705

What are some dishes that go well with hot sauce? I have a bottle of Crystal that I need to use up but everything I have been making recently doesnt really pair well with it.

>> No.9300710

>>9293381
I love the most insanely hot sauces you can buy, but I still love them for the flavour too.
You know it's possible to like hot sauce for the taste of it... right?
You don't just have to buy hot sauce for the heat.

>> No.9300725

>>9293294
That crap sucks. Its the reds Apple ale of spices

>> No.9300729

>>9293381
Do Americans really think that all hot sauces taste like nothing but vinegar?

>> No.9300735

>>9300705
Spaghetti bolognese.
Chilli.
Tomato based curries.
Basically most tomato based foods.

Me personally, I put it on almost fucking everything.

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>>9293294
Everything

t. Korean

>> No.9300746

>>9300705
I'd say it varies a lot depending on the type of sauce you have. As for Crystal, I think that would be good on:
Eggs, breakfast hashes/fry-ups, breakfast tacos
Anything Cajun: Etouffe, gumbo, jambalaya, red beans and rice, dirty rice, etc.
Not ideal but certainly passable on wings

You can also use it to add some heat to other sauces: mix with ketchup to make a dipping sauce for seafood. mix with BBQ sauce for a little more spice, etc.

>> No.9300768

>>9295858
You are fucking retarded.

>is nut hot
>havent tried it tho :^)

>> No.9300796

>>9300741
my god, 90s people looked like complete faggots
I have blocked that time period for a reason

>> No.9301387

>>9293294
ITT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT7W9oJP6BI

>> No.9301464

>>9295036
merriam webster can shove their "living language" bullshit up their ass

you dont get to change definitions just to sell new dictionaries you faggot cunts.

>>9295825
this, goddamnit

>> No.9303197

>>9301464
They had to change it because dumbass Americans couldn't be bothered to learn their own language. This is how they rationalize it.

>> No.9303211

>people shitting on Sriracha
Sriracha's not really hot but at least it actually has a fucking taste and pleasant consistency to it, and isn't just vinegar that scores extra high on the scoville scale.

>> No.9303220

>>9301387
How can you not like the 90's?
>a time before social media, SJW's, the alt right and autists in general
Everybody just got along and had a good time.

>> No.9303447

>>9300729
If I ever saw you in real life I would gun you down In the street with my CC S&W P226 I'm am not fucking kidding you maggot.

>> No.9303678

El yucateco Mayan recipe
I wish it was hotter

>> No.9303756

>>9303447
>americans

>> No.9304914

>>9293294
Your mama pussy juice

>> No.9304947
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9304947

not hot

>> No.9304967

>>9293294
Look out everyone, someone here handles heat very well

>> No.9304968
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9304968

i really like this stuff

>> No.9304992

>>9304914
Well crafted.

>> No.9305150

>>9295036
>>9295825

Language is fluid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu5XDrdD7KM

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>> No.9305231
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9305231

How is this range?

>> No.9305238
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9305238

I had this stuff and it wasn't very spicy.

>> No.9305239

>>9305231
try it and see

>> No.9305242

>>9304968
is that this very very very soft tofu marinated in hot sauce?

>> No.9305267

Sambal Oelek

>> No.9305293

>>9305242

No. It's fermented soybeans and chili peppers. The photo on the jar is that of a finished dish, mapo tofu, which uses this as one of its key ingredients.

Name of the ingredient is doubanjiang, sometimes romanized as tobanjiang.

>> No.9305322

>>9305293
does it taste only like chili peppers or are there more flavors to it?

>> No.9305324

>>9305231
this brand is epic good

>> No.9305326

>>9304947
Lies

>> No.9305505

>>9305231
Tastes fine but not really spjcy.

>> No.9305524

>>9305293
>>9305322
Doubanjiang is fermented Fava bean paste, the fermented soybean is douchi, which has more of an earthy, kind of a coffee taste to it.

>> No.9305541

>>9305322
It tastes very little like chili peppers. It's more of a funky fermented taste, though it does have some heat. It's nothing at all like what comes to mind when you hear "hot sauce".

Do you like Szechuan chinese food? This stuff is one of the key ingredients in many if not most Szechuan dishes.

>> No.9305550
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9305550

So I was looking for hot sauces on Amazon...

>> No.9305601

>>9293397
/ck/ The Image

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>>9293403

>> No.9305776
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>>9296997
Crystal is good for Gulf/Southern cuisine. It's a good way to measure the authenticity of a restaurant who claims to sell such food.

If I find myself eating Mexican food and they don't have pic related, (along with help yourself limes) I feel there is a lack of authenticity.

>> No.9306074

>>9293294
Just bought Tapatio because they only had Chipotle Cholula. What am I in for?

>> No.9306081

>>9295858
>Also regular tabasco tastes like shit.
Not really, it's good when something needs an acidic component. The flavor of the fermented peppers is pretty good in Tabasco sauce, it just doesn't go with every food.

>> No.9306127

>>9304967
Yeah, I don't know why capsaicin tolerance is seen as cool. People enjoy the Scoville range from bottom to top.

>> No.9306146
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>>9296997
Significantly better for flavor and heat

>> No.9306149

>>9293294
This shit is so fucking sour i cant taste the heat

>> No.9306216

>>9306127
Because normies can't handle it so beta chili heads looking to upgrade status use it as a leverage point.

Source: love hot sauce and chase the heat daily.

>> No.9306231

>>9306074
It's has a good balance of vinegar and spice.

>> No.9306311

>>9300705
I'd have an easier time finding dishes that don't go well with hot sauce.

>> No.9306375

>>9305231

Only the left one has any real heat but it tastes of nothing, medium has a better balance of flavour/heat but that's not saying much

>> No.9307190
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>>9303447
>with my CC S&W P226 I'm am
Guess how I know you're a noguns cuck.

>> No.9307235

>>9296997
They went to hell after Katrina wiped the plant out.

>> No.9307316

>>9296570
>>9293931
>>9293403
holy fuck i could not agree more, I can't believe I fell for this shit

>> No.9307346

>>9296997
I bought some of this, I thought it was ok. Tasted a little artificial though. I think i'm just a fan of mexican hot sauces

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>>9307346
>I think i'm just a fan of mexican hot sauces
I picked up a bottle of this today and I really enjoyed it.

>> No.9308036

What hotsauce bottle can I chug without getting heartburn?

>> No.9308052

>>9295036
>dictionary caves to retards and redefines word
>"see it's ok :))))))"

>> No.9308062

>>9293403
came to post this

>> No.9308064

>>9307190
cuck is such a gay fucking word, the guy obviously knows its a sig retard

>> No.9308225

>>9293299
This, barely adds any spice but it tastes so good

>> No.9308506

>>9303220
The nineties were the last peak of SJWs

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>>9308064
>i_was_just_pret...etarded_hurr.jpg (1.8 MB, 500x500)

This is (You) >>9307190 in here somewhere.

>> No.9309185

>>9295036
>literally
>definition: not literally

>> No.9309272

>>9305776
It's good but Valentina Black label is much better.

>> No.9309294

>>9308506
People are too young to realize that today's she's are just a product of those 90's she's becoming teachers and professors. It was bad then, and it's bad now. Will only get worse in the future.

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>>9307937
I might try that

I just got some of pic related and I really enjoy it

>> No.9309459

>>9309443
Tastes like play-doh