/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9292181]

If you didn't do this you had an incomplete childhood.

[Anonymous No.9292183]

I didnt do this so I had an incomplete childhood

[Anonymous No.9292184]

>>9292183
I'm sorry to hear that, anon.

[Anonymous No.9292187]

>>9292181
eat strawberries...?

[Anonymous No.9292191]

>>9292187
On a stiiiiik

[Anonymous No.9292193]

>>9292187
Collect then in a straw prior to eating

[Anonymous No.9292195]

>>9292193
why the FUCK would I do that?

[Anonymous No.9292196]

>>9292195
Wild strawberries grow in sparse patches so if you want a full mouthfull you need to move around and gather some. If you hold them in your hand they get mushy. Then you can mix and match!

Also it's fun.

[Anonymous No.9292200]

I just eat the fuck out of them.
Why would I put them on a stick ?

[Anonymous No.9292204]

>>9292200
I guess you have to be white to understand.

[Anonymous No.9292208]

never even tasted wild berries before
I made spiders kill each other on a stick as a kid though so there's that

[Anonymous No.9292213]

>>9292204
I'm white and the only thing I did with grasses like that was make lizard catchers.

[Anonymous No.9292219]

>>9292213
There are many uses for TIMOTEI

[Anonymous No.9292232]

ITT: things stupid Europeans do

[Anonymous No.9292237]

>>9292219
I would use rattlesnake grass to make lizard catchers, you made a little noose and snuck it around their neck
Instant pet.

[Anonymous No.9292240]

>>9292232
>mfw mom tells me to go outside and play
and it doesn't give me diabetes like your value pack of skittles

[Anonymous No.9292243]

>>9292181
Season is over. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.9292246]

fuuuuuuuuck I miss wild strawberries

I grew up in the Catskills in Upstate NY, we had forest right behind our house and wild strawberries grew throughout a lot of it. There was one particularly huge patch back behind my grandma's house, too. Never collected them on a straw though, I brought a little basket with me to gather them up for later washing and eating.

[Anonymous No.9292250]

>>9292219

[Anonymous No.9292252]

>>9292237
That's actually pretty rad

[Anonymous No.9292257]

>>9292243
Fake news it started late this year t. LITERALLY had some today.

[Anonymous No.9292261]

>>9292246
>send kids to collect berries
>kids actually return with berries
that doesn't sound right at all

[Anonymous No.9292275]

>>9292246
I used to go out to the state park in the summer and walk around in the dry creek beds and pick blackberries.
Come home with two gallons of them if I could.
Kind of surprised I never got killed by a mountain lion doing that shit.

[Anonymous No.9292281]

>>9292257
Late as in late july instead of june. We are now in august. You are eating rotten berries.

[Anonymous No.9292316]

>>9292281
Kausi kestää viime vuotta pidempään

Salon mukaan satokausi kestää elokuuhun asti, jos sääennusteet pitävät paikkansa.

- Kun kausi alkaa myöhäisessä, niin se venyy myös sieltä toisesta päästä. Mutta elokuussa tietenkin riskit kasvavat, koska päivät lyhenevät, yöt pitenevät, kasvuston sekaan tulee yökaste ja sateen riski kasvaa, kun yöt ovat pidempiä. Viileä sää ei kuitenkaan häiritse kasvavaa mansikkaa, toisin kuin helteet.

[Anonymous No.9292323]

I actually want to order this Mushroom book with 1200 different kinds of wild mushrooms in it. I'm a little on the edge of either doing it or not doing it because it can be a tad bit more dangerous compared to strawberry picking.

[Anonymous No.9292351]

>>9292316

[Anonymous No.9292359]

>>9292323
inb4 anon discovers psilocybin and becomes a mountain hippie

[Anonymous No.9292363]

>>9292181
That's a lot of anal beads!

[Anonymous No.9292370]

>>9292316
gonna need the sauce on that pic.

[Anonymous No.9292374]

>>9292370
I'm just pulling these off instagram with hash tag forest strawberry
>>9292323
Mushroom picking is great. Just memorize the deadly ones and if you're ever in doubt discard it. And don't eat a mushroom before you've identified it.

Nothing beats a steak with potatoes and chanterelle sauce.

[Anonymous No.9292379]

>>9292323
Also it might be wise to get another book more specified to your region. Have one bible of mushrooms that you can always refer to if needed, and a handy book that goes in your pocket that's made with your general region in mind.

[Anonymous No.9292383]

>>9292204
I did that but not with a straw, i just got something CLEAN

[Anonymous No.9292389]

>>9292383
Consider moving out of your third world country if you're afraid of the cleanliness of something that grows in nature lmao wtf

[Anonymous No.9292391]

>>9292240
mods!

[Anonymous No.9292395]

>>9292383
>hey look strawberries, I want some
>just make sure not to touch the hay that's growing literally ten inches from the berries. it's not clean.

[Anonymous No.9292398]

>>9292316
You dress your daughter like a wigger

[Anonymous No.9292403]

>>9292398
Yes these are all my children. I have very potent sperm.

[Anonymous No.9292411]

I used to wander in the forest near the small Scottish town I lived in as a kid. I would eat the wild raspberries whenever I found a bush. This never occurred to me though

[Anonymous No.9292421]

I did this when I was young, feels good man.

[Anonymous No.9292434]

>>9292219
Is this loli for sale?

[Anonymous No.9292473]

>>9292196
No, that's idiotic.

[Anonymous No.9292474]

>>9292204
I'm whiter than you are and I've never hard of people doing this.

[Anonymous No.9292516]

no but I gathered them as lil bouquets, cuter and more hygienic. Also the season is gone a month ago so why this thread

[Anonymous No.9292549]

>>9292516
>so why
He's a snownigger

[Anonymous No.9292618]

>>9292473
>>9292474
>childhoodlets
>>9292516
Yeah but you can't put a bouquet in your mouth and pull it through your teeth so that you get all the strawberries at once.

[Anonymous No.9292621]

Never had to do this because I had the technical skills to weave baskets. Must suck being so uncivilized .

[Anonymous No.9292629]

>>9292621
You see a patch of strawberry bushes by the side of the road and you start weaving a basket?

[Anonymous No.9292635]

>>9292257
Norfag?

[Anonymous No.9292641]

>>9292629
Five minutes of effort is a small price to pay for the increase in foraging efficiency. All the jams and such I eat throughout the year are made from wild berries

[Anonymous No.9292653]

>>9292641
Well you truly are a better weaver than I am if you can finish one in 5 minutes.

What people in this thread don't seem to realize is that this method isn't an alternative to having a bucket and one of those bailer things when you seriously go collecting berries. It's for when you're walking in the forest or alongside a country road and see a patch of berries. Which happens pretty often during summertime.

[Anonymous No.9292658]

>>9292181
>tfw I will never live in Norway/Finland
>tfw Sweden and Denmark will collapse in my lifetime
I went trout fishing in Norway once and it was maybe the comfiest thing I've ever done, all you do is eat strawberries and fish and play cards and fuck.

[Anonymous No.9292666]

I did this as a kid

t. swede

[Anonymous No.9292703]

>>9292658
>and fuck
Your norwegian buddy lied about the no homo thing

[Anonymous No.9292731]

>>9292181
my childhood still would've been fucked even if i did eat this shishkebab of dog erections

[Anonymous No.9292740]

This seems like past time that a pedophile's victim do in between fucking them

[Anonymous No.9292788]

>>9292196
We don't have these in America

[Anonymous No.9292801]

>>9292788
Wild strawberries? They're pretty gud. All the flavour of a strawberry in 1/10 the size basically. But it's not just intensity of the flavour, it's a much more complex taste IMO. Yoghurt or jam or something made from wild berries tastes completely different even if the total amount of flavor in the end product is approximately the same.

Pic related, slowly working to fill your straw while on a walk.

[Anonymous No.9292817]

>>9292801
Different taste
That' because it's a different thing

[Anonymous No.9292856]

>>9292788
The fuck you on about mate? Wild strawberries are all over the pnw

[Anonymous No.9292922]

I already had an incomplete childhood because my father neglected me

[Anonymous No.9292933]

>>9292181
>>9292196

Which is why you carry some kind of basket with you when you go berry/fruit picking.

[Anonymous No.9292944]

>>9292933
>>9292653

[Anonymous No.9292968]

>>9292204

>That hand

LONDON
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[Anonymous No.9292999]

>>9292181
eat forest fruit?

nigga, we ate this shit in the summary growing up. wild plants all around

[Anonymous No.9293008]

>>9292933
>Not putting it in your pockets or just holding it in a hand while eating them.

>>9292999
No, he's being an autistic Scandinavian and insisting that if you didn't put it on a stick, you had a sad childhood.

[Anonymous No.9293029]

>>9293008
why would one put berries on a stick?

what's the point

[Anonymous No.9293071]

>>9293029
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.9293084]

never heard of this. would op and everyone who's ever done this tell me what countries they're from?

[Anonymous No.9293086]

>>9292246
fellow upstate new yorker

legit the best place to live if you get high enough

[Anonymous No.9293110]

>>9292181
Lithuanian here. I remember doing that, good times. Somehow the barries were more tastefull that way.

[Anonymous No.9293140]

>>9293029
Because it is an optimal way of transporting them if you didnt had a usable container with yourself.
Playing in the woods with your friends and suddently finding barries was real joy. We would pick them up, impale them and carry them to our "nature base" where we chilled out and enjoy the sweetness of such a wonderfull treat eating them one by one. Really fun.
If your praents didnt teach you about this seemigly "hidden" berry carrying technique - you, like OP implied, missėed out.

[Anonymous No.9293148]

>>9292788
Yes we do

[Anonymous No.9293228]

>>9293084
finland. searching for wild strawberry in finnish on instagram returns endless photos of people doing it. it's very common thing to teach to kids. keeps them busy too.
>people trying to tell me the season is over when 5 new pictures have been uploaded within the last few hours

[Anonymous No.9293400]

>>9293140
>Autistic snow-mongols shove berries on a stick instead of either keeping them in a basket or bag getting a handful and eating them, or just eating as they go.
>Insist everyone has missed out because they didn't put a stick through their berries.

Finns, everyone.

[Anonymous No.9293409]

>>9292196

Painu vittuun

[Anonymous No.9293456]

>>9293400
>keeping a basket always on you for 3 months of summer on the off change that you might encounter berries is the less autistic solution than a quick and easy always available natural fix that leaves no waste
>>9293409
Ei tainnut äiti rakastaa kun ei tällaistakaan perisuomalaista kokemusta opettanut :D Ota yksi kuva lisää

[Anonymous No.9293547]

>>9293456
No, you just eat the berries there, or pick a handful. If you're going out with the intention of looking for berries, a plastic bag shoved in the pocket works fine. You however, are insistent that sticking each berry on a stick is the only way to do this.

[Anonymous No.9293614]

>>9292196
Whenever I visited my grandmother's house up north I would see these wild strawberries all over the front yard. I never realized you could actually eat them/tasted good. They had always looked too small and weird to me, plus I was always taught not to eat random berries you find outside.

[Anonymous No.9293644]

>>9293547
Wild strawberries are very delicate and especially in the hands of little kids get mushed right away. Also it gives them something to do that isn't watching television. Sounds like you're jealous to 8 year olds, pretty sad thing to see if I'm honest.
>>9293614
You missed out :(

[Anonymous No.9293692]

>>9293644
I spent hours walking around as a child with an air rifle on my back, picking berries, plinking away and having a great time. You sound like an autist who can't comprehend that people had a different childhood than you.

[Anonymous No.9293697]

>>9293644
>Wild strawberries are soft
>Better mash them onto a stick and let them sit there until you fill up your autistic finn stick.

[Anonymous No.9293732]

>>9293697
>american hamplanets can't control the strenght of their sausage fingers
not surprised desu

[Anonymous No.9293762]

>>9293732
>have the grip strength of a silverback gorillia from being force fed creatine and protein powder by my adoptive father, Wealthy Panini
>tfw rail thin european makes fun of me

[Anonymous No.9293767]

this is autistic behaviour

[Anonymous No.9293773]

>>9293767
finnish and autistic are practically synonyms

[Anonymous No.9293777]

>>9293732
I'm British and making fun of you for being autistic.

[Anonymous No.9293780]

Foraging?
I did that a little

[Anonymous No.9293781]

>>9292219
That is the oldest looking toddler I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.9293799]

>>9293781
russia

[Anonymous No.9293803]

>>9292181
>eating wild berries unwashed

I hope you' ll enjoy your fox and deer piss.

[Anonymous No.9295083]

>>9292196
It's called having a basket or a pint? You can collect more berries that way than you ever could by skewering them, and then if you want them for later they'd spoil and dry out quicker because of the holes.

I have never heard of putting berries on straws. Seems like some dumb peasant trick when perfectly good alternatives are available.

[Anonymous No.9295205]

>>9293777
>>9293773
I was asleep anon. Two thirds of the posts in this thread about having done this aren't mine, probably not even finnish and like I said there are literally thousands of pics on instagram of people doing this none of which are mine. But burgers triggered by fresh air and people like yourself try to attack everyone as one autistic finn because you, like the OP says, missed out.
>>9295083
>peasant trick
That's exactly what it is.
>>keeping a basket always on you for 3 months of summer on the off change that you might encounter berries is the less autistic solution than a quick and easy always available natural fix that leaves no waste
Not my fault anglos are systematically distanced from nature
>>9293692
>walking around as a child with an air rifle on my back
Sounds like fun. You could even say those who didn't walk around forest with an air rifle, missed out? Almost like there are plenty of fun things to do in the woods. Besides, this activity is for people too young to be trusted with guns.

[Anonymous No.9295253]

>>9293781
I was looking at the same thing, but chalked it off as her being Savonian
>>9293762
>implying superior grip strength doesn't allow for even finer muscle control
reaching in to the pringles can doesn't train youe grip stenght anon.

By the way this free phone photoshop is pretty sweet.

[Anonymous No.9295281]

>>9292788
I'm as American as motorcycles and racial hatred, and I had a fuckhuge wild berry patch in my yard growing up.

[Anonymous No.9295288]

My dad molested me and my older sister just watched

[Anonymous No.9296166]

>>9292181
Never had a strawberry in my left life

[Anonymous No.9296204]

>>9292232
I did this growing up in Maine. What did you waste your childhood on?

[Anonymous No.9296214]

>>9292641
Could you make one and post in this thread? I'd like to see a five minute basket.

[Anonymous No.9296228]

>>9292219
>>9293781
It looks like she has cancer. I hope she gets better.

[Anonymous No.9296246]

>>9295288
My sister molested me and my dad just watched

[Anonymous No.9296602]

>>9296204
My cousins live in Maine and also did this as a kid.