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Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:20:16 2017 No.9290980 [DELETED]

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what are some jewish tricks to get the most bang for your shekels?

>asking for your drink with no ice

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:25:07 2017 No.9291004 Put a gun to the cashier's head and demand free tendies

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:26:43 2017 No.9291008 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:28:13 2017 No.9291015 >>9291004 >6 million

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:28:20 2017 No.9291016 >>9290980 Order small sizes instead of regular or order from the kid's menu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:28:46 2017 No.9291019 Ask if they'll make some fries fresh for you. They usually will, but it might take longer. Always get hot fries, no extra cost.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:29:09 2017 No.9291021 >>9291004 He said jew, not nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:29:24 2017 No.9291022 Racism doesn't have a place on /ck/. I hope that when you visit your parents you'll find your father hanging from the roof with shit pouring down his pants, dead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:30:00 2017 No.9291024 >>9290980 ask for a water cup, fill it with a clear soda like sprite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:31:00 2017 No.9291034 >>9291022 >the jew strikes you as he cries out in pain Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:33:06 2017 No.9291047 >>9291022 Oi vey!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:36:13 2017 No.9291058 >>9291047 >>9291034 You don't see that happening? As soon as he finds out how racist and stupid his son is he'll hang himself in shame. Your mother loves BBC. Your girlfriend loves BBC. How does that make you feel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:37:38 2017 No.9291063 >>9291058 Its 2017 your jewish tricks dont work anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:39:11 2017 No.9291073 >>9291058 My mom's more racist than I am, and my wife literally dry heaved when a black tried to hit on her once in a bar. How's life treating you when you realize memes aren't life?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 22:56:40 2017 No.9291134 >>9290980 At starbucks, ask for 3 espresso shots in a venti cup with ice, syrup and milk. You now have an iced latte for $4 instead of $8

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:07:24 2017 No.9291175 You can make your money's worth by making the employees work extra. Use the sink as a urinal

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:08:30 2017 No.9291181 >>9291021 Same thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:09:13 2017 No.9291184 >>9290980 any fast casual restaurant where they assemble food in front of you, ask for half and half of two different types of meat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:09:47 2017 No.9291186 Hire only women. Use that pay gap to your advantage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:12:40 2017 No.9291208 >>9291186 But... If all the workers are women, who will be making less?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:14:30 2017 No.9291216 >>9291208 The owner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:16:03 2017 No.9291227 >>9291208 Haha. 30 Rock joke. >Tina fey: do you treat me different because I'm a woman >Alec Baldwin: well yeah, I pay you less

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:21:36 2017 No.9291253 >>9291073 That's odd cause she married a nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:23:36 2017 No.9291264 Not really Jewish but ask for unsalted fries. It'll always be fresh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:27:44 2017 No.9291285 File: 242 KB, 642x2676, lolblackie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9291058

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:27:59 2017 No.9291286 >>9291181 Only if you're Israel's lost tribe they want to forget about again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:29:08 2017 No.9291290 >>9291286 i thought those were the injuns

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:32:31 2017 No.9291306 >>9290980 At the coffee shop i work at when customers try this shit with ice drinks we give it to them at the volume comes to without ice (~3/4 of the cup)

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:34:29 2017 No.9291315 File: 89 KB, 612x587, Kikes_Go_Fishing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9290980 Dine and Dash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:34:35 2017 No.9291316 >>9291285 Hey it's /gif/ in a nutshell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:39:34 2017 No.9291330 >>9291216 Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:43:49 2017 No.9291341 File: 633 KB, 1385x2196, 20170222_125727.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:50:42 2017 No.9291382 File: 360 KB, 382x379, natalie_portman.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oy vey, shut it down. The filthy goyim know!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:50:52 2017 No.9291383 >>9291306 you should dilute the rest with water instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:54:13 2017 No.9291403 Ask for a fresh pizza at Little Caesars. Only takes them like 8 minutes to make one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:57:30 2017 No.9291421 >go to self check out terminal >ring up several bunches of bananas as one orange >ring up orange as bananas >if they check your receipt, it still says bananas and oranges

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:58:02 2017 No.9291426 >>9291403 Four minutes if they've got one of the new ovens corporate has been shilling. t. friends with a franchise owner

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 11 23:58:12 2017 No.9291428 >>9291382 By the thumbnail, I thought this was an acid blotter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 12 00:00:09 2017 No.9291437 >>9291421 Get 10 lbs of bananas for .68 freedom units and one orange for like .40

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 12 00:25:08 2017 No.9291539 >>9291184 If you're a real scumbag you'll ask for one meat, wait till they put it on, then ask for half of the other meat so they don't pre-emptively shortchange you on the first scoop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 12 01:13:38 2017 No.9291683 >>9290980 I don't order value meals. I just order the sandwhiches I want, and maybe a small fry and drink what I have at home. Usually a few cents cheaper and I don't have extra shit I don't want (like a fountain drink)

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 12 01:16:31 2017 No.9291688 File: 42 KB, 501x585, tshirt_jew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9290980 Ordering your Chinese food as "to go" and then eating it in the restaurant. The to go option is almost always a larger portion size and therefor cheaper per pound.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 12 01:25:02 2017 No.9291713 >>9291421 What amateur kiosk system are your stores using that don't have a scale? Ours would flag immediately when you ring up a six pound orange.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 12 01:27:01 2017 No.9291720 >>9291688 Some states tax drinks / food but don't on to-go orders for reasons. I know in Ohio at least you can order to-go to save like 7 cents.