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Any islander posters online? I just started working for an older Tongan woman, and I invited her over for lunch tomorrow. Problem is, I have no idea what to cook for her.

I don't want to cook her disgusting poorfag island food like fried bread, roast pork or povi masima. She would probably take offense.

Samoans tend to like Chinese food, and Fijians love Indian food. But Tongans? I have no idea.

>> No.9287807

>>9287804
>How to impress a Tongan lady
>I don't want to cook her disgusting poorfag island food
Tell her how her traditional food is disgusting and for poor people.

>> No.9287809

>>9287804
The biggest mistake is to try to cook their food and fuck it up.

>> No.9287825
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>>9287807
OK serious answer; cook something Chinese like char siu, some ribs for a starter, then some rice dish like chicken fried rice. I didn't practice this yet so you might want to try it first.

>> No.9287837

I dated a Tongan who was from Hawaii, she loved hawaiian food SO I would say maybe do some kalua pork and rice. Crock pot that shit, easy peasy.

>> No.9287841

Wow

>> No.9287912

>>9287807
To clarify, it's a job creating content for a Tongan health program. In my personal opinion, deep fried chicken and bread isn't traditional - I'd say fish, coconuts, fruit, and rice.

>> No.9289642

Onion, fresh fish, lemon, coconut milk, red bell pepper, chillies.
Marinate în a big old bowl.
Pork, water, salt, taro, some light spices. Slow cook that shit. Make a side salad with some veg and coriander.
You will be destroyed between her thighs.

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9289650

>>9287804
McChickens.

>> No.9289656

>>9287804
You're a faggoted nigger loser. Ever think maybe she likes you because you're white? They all love white guys.

So be a white guy and leave the gook shit food too whatever slant eyed retard woman you fuck, you beta retard.

>> No.9289681

>>9287804
>How to impress a Tongan lady with my cooking
I don't know why but I LOL'd when reading that title

>> No.9289783

>>9287804
Give her some kfc and a strap on. Your night will be very romantic