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What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

>> No.9279961
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>>9279948
Nothing. They aren't good.

>> No.9280000

>>9279961
/thread

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>>9279961
>T. Fucker who has never had a klondike bar
Shit is cash

>> No.9280129

I would fuck a kid for a Klondike bar.

>> No.9280166

start a race war

>> No.9280585

>>9279948
I'd do anything for a blond dyke though.

>> No.9280597

>>9280585
Suck a blonde dick?

>> No.9280619

I'd annex the Sudetenland for a Klondike bar.

>> No.9280630

>>9279948
I'd deploy an armada and nuke Japan for a Klondike bar.

>> No.9280664

>>9280597
https://genius.com/Kanye-west-stronger-lyrics#note-18272

>> No.9281281

>>9279948
what is a klondike bar?
Looks like a squared marshmallow covered in chocolate

>> No.9281286

>>9279948
Call you a faggot.
Faggot.

>> No.9283219

>>9281281
its vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate, they're pretty good, but i prefer their ice cream sandwiches

>> No.9284086

>>9280125
Bongman here. They literally look like choc-ices and choc-ices here are one of the cheapest ice cream deserts you can get. Proper bottom of the barrel stuff

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>>9284086
They are bottom of the barrel. The wannabe soft serve frozen dairy desert core (which is about 75% overrun) melts out very quickly and the chocolate shell is extremely thin and brittle.
It looks like an ice cream sandwich but you need a bowl or plate to eat them.
Speaking of, I consider even shitty store brand ice cream sandwiches to be above klondike bars.

>> No.9284154

>>9283219
>vanilla
>white
real vanilla ice cream is yellowish with specks of vanilla

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>>9284145
So they literally are choc ices then

>> No.9285299

Touch a butt

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>>9279948
I-I would napalm Palestinian children

>> No.9286000

>>9279948
Honestly, I'd do more for a Choco Taco.

>> No.9286046

Open The Freezer. Take One Out. Purchase It. Walk Out. (thanks for playing along)

>> No.9286097

>>9279961
this
/thread

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Superior frozen dessert bar coming through.

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>>9279948
I'd suck my mom's dick you faggot!

>> No.9286261

square choc ice

>> No.9286411

Impregnate my family, but I was going to do that anyway

>> No.9286423

>>9279948
Klon-a-dike.

Duh!

>> No.9286618

The chocolatey shell is disgusting.

>> No.9287278

>>9285318
Hell, I'd do it for free

>> No.9287335

>>9286618
This. Ice cream sandwiches are better and I still dont even know what those brown breads are made of

>> No.9287375

>>9279948
I'd nuke Guam

>> No.9287490

>Falling for viral marketing
kys my dude

>> No.9287496

Suck dick. [spoiler]I don't even like Klondike bars.

>> No.9287564

>>9279948
I'd publicly deny the Holocaust and alienate myself from my friends and family.

>> No.9287567

>>9287335
>dem soft damp wafer thing exteriors

>> No.9287570

I'd defenestrate myself

>> No.9287578

>>9279948
I'd do you bb <3

>> No.9287584

>>9279948
I once killed a man in Reno just for a Klondike bar.

>> No.9287723

heath klondike master race

>> No.9287916

>>9287490
it's traditional marketing smartass

>> No.9288512

>>9287335
When I was a kid I used to firmly press my fingers into the ice cream sandwich so the chocolate bread would be stuck in clumps. After eating most of it I would lick the leftovers off my fingers

It was always very satisfying.

>> No.9288593

>>9279948
Contract HIV

>> No.9290689

>>9284154
shut the fuck up

>> No.9290707

Walk over to the freezer and grab one I guess