/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9279043]

Grocery store pet peeves?

[Anonymous No.9279047]

>I'm in the store with Mom
>She doesn't buy me tendies, a soda and candy bar

;-;

[Anonymous No.9279049]

>standing in the middle of the aisle
>Standing in front of the entrance to the aisle
>Group so large it blocks the aisle
That's really it, just don't *blocks your path* me

[Anonymous No.9279062]

>Standing in an aisle holding a box reading it
>Somebody reaches over or around you to grab something you're standing in front of

I'm gonna reeeeee one of these days. people need to stay the fuck out of my personal space unless they say excuse me.

[Anonymous No.9279079]

having sales but not having the sale product stocked constantly

[Anonymous No.9279085]

>>9279043
I don't see anything wrong with this picture, the kid laying on the bottom keeps the centre of gravity low so that the trolley can corner faster.

[Anonymous No.9279090]

Old women who pretend they cannot see you and come inches away from hitting you with their cart

what the fuck is it about being a fat old white woman that makes them act like this?

>Don't say excuse me or maneuver around you
>Just stop their cart one inch away from you until you move and they continue down the aisle.

[Anonymous No.9279091]

>>9279085
Made me chuckle m8

[Anonymous No.9279094]

Why are you moving at a snail's pace? Do you intend to trudge around the store all day because you have nothing else to do with your life? Can you move to one side of the aisle instead of standing in the middle of it then? Please?
You came with your SO? You need to walk side by side so that people can't get by you? And you're going to stroll along like you're on some sort of date walking through the park and taking in the scenery? FUCK YOU!

>failure to keep shopping baskets stocked by the door so I have to go to a checkout line to pick one up
I have taken stacks of baskets from the checkout line to the door because it pisses me off so much.

>discontinue to carry items I buy on the regular

>people
Mostly it's the people. Slow slow, you're moving too slow. If you weren't in the way I could get there today.
I do go to the store 5 days a week because reasons so I'm a little sensitive to it I guess.

[Anonymous No.9279097]

>>9279062
Have some peripheral vision and situation awareness, you fucking autsitic idiot. I just want to get my shit as quickly as possible and you're fucking standing there, in your fucking wrinkled csrgo shirts and triforce shirt, standing in front of my shit, pawing the merchandise with your dried cum hands and being a fucking idiot. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY AND YES, YOU BETTER SAY SORRY.

[Anonymous No.9279098]

The grocery store jester

[Anonymous No.9279101]

>>9279062
>>9279090
I do this all the time.
Get out of the way, you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.9279103]

>>9279043
Cartfags leaving their carts everywhere

your fat ass just walked around the store with the cart, you can walk it back up to the store.

[Anonymous No.9279104]

>>9279097
yeah, this

[Anonymous No.9279105]

>>9279103
I had a friend who would purposely bump carts to throw them into other peoples cars

did it at night with me an some friends to the new corvette

a dude got out of the fucking car

[Anonymous No.9279107]

As an alcoholic and heavy processed meat eater I like to take short cuts through the organic and healthy food aisles and cropdust those skinny white girls with rich husbands. My farts are small and silent, but potent. Just a small pop is enough to easily blanket two entire aisles if I keep walking. By the time they can detect it I'm already on the other side of the store.

[Anonymous No.9279109]

>>9279097
what the fuck is a csrgo shirt?
Is that what the kids these days wear?

>>9279097
>>9279101
Now that you've confirmed that I'm not invisible, and you're just a colossal asocial douchebag, I'm going to take up as much space as humanly possible until you try to put a hand on me or learn some basic manners :)

[Anonymous No.9279112]

>>9279094
>go to the store 5 days a week because reasons
lmao I bet it's because you're a poorfad who needs to take the bus

[Anonymous No.9279113]

>>9279097
ironically this

stop being a fucking autist anon and let people get their fucking stuff, I get you wanna clog up the aisles and breath down the merchandise, but give other people some space

[Anonymous No.9279115]

>>9279105
Like drive into the carts with his own car to bump them? my friend did that all the time with his shitbox in highschool

[Anonymous No.9279120]

>>9279109

>being autistic in real life

[Anonymous No.9279122]

>shopping
>family of 5 standing in the middle of the aisle with 2 carts
>dad on phone
>mom talking to grandma
>kids playing with phones
>ask them if they can move their carts so i can pass by
>they glare at me and the mom says 'fuckin rude people up in here' as i pass by

guess the color of their skin

[Anonymous No.9279123]

>>9279109
Prepare to get checked.
I do it all the time to you people.
Then smile and exclaim a very sincere apology.

[Anonymous No.9279125]

>>9279120
You do realize that autism is a disease, and people can't choose to have it, right?

>being schizophrenic in real life
>being blind in real life

[Anonymous No.9279131]

>>9279112
I decide what I want for dinner and buy it on the way home.
I don't like planning weekly meals.

[Anonymous No.9279133]

>>9279125
Your argument is invalid unless you don't believe in either free will or how your posting is certainly on the spectrum.

[Anonymous No.9279136]

>>9279122
White?

[Anonymous No.9279140]

Whenever I go shopping and stop for more than 15 seconds infront of a shelf, I see some cunt in my peripheral wanting to get where I am. They don't say excuse me to get where I am, they just stand there - or usually reach around or over me to get at a product. Unless theyre polite and say excuse me I just stand there now to piss them off because I'm so sick of having my personal space invaded.

people that linger infront of a shelf seemingly doing nothing without the peripheral awareness to see you waiting to get there and make no response when you say excuse me to get them to move.

[Anonymous No.9279143]

>>9279136
niggers, anon. they were black as night niggers

[Anonymous No.9279145]

>>9279140
>Whenever I go shopping and stop for more than 15 seconds infront of a shelf, I see some cunt in my peripheral wanting to get where I am. They don't say excuse me to get where I am, they just stand there - or usually reach around or over me to get at a product. Unless theyre polite and say excuse me I just stand there now to piss them off because I'm so sick of having my personal space invaded.

Uh oh, better not do that. The badasses in this thread might call you "autistic" :(

[Anonymous No.9279147]

>Cart overflowing with produce.
>Hold on let me get out my food stamps
>33 minutes later it's my turn.

FUCK NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.9279150]

>>9279145
They're called doctors, anon. Doctors.

[Anonymous No.9279167]

>>9279122
probably white

[Anonymous No.9279171]

>>9279150
All I'm saying is if you hover on me like a stalker and don't have the common courtesy to excuse yourself, just be ready to wait longer than you could have.

Simple social contract. You fuck with me, I fuck with you back.

P.S. I also brake check tailgaters too. nothing perssonnell kid. I just dont care what a rush you're in :)

[Anonymous No.9279181]

>>9279103
That said why in the UK they have a coin slot. You have to deposit a pound coin, and it comes out when you the trolley.

[Anonymous No.9279186]

>>9279171
It seems as if you mastered the art of little white girl bitchery that doesn't amount to much.

[Anonymous No.9279190]

When niggers use their welfare to buy nothing but junk like pop tarts, candy cereal, etc.

[Anonymous No.9279191]

>>9279131
I wish I could do this. I buy too much or I'm not in the mood to have the meals I planned earlier in the week so half ends up going to waste. I just don't have it in me to shop every day though.

[Anonymous No.9279194]

>>9279186
You've not yet mastered the art of the chinese finger trap.

The more you struggle, the tighter it is.

The trick is you loosen up and then you can go free.

[Anonymous No.9279197]

>>9279171
You sound like a profoundly weak man. That said I also brake check tailgaters, fuck those people.

[Anonymous No.9279198]

>>9279181
we have them at aldi here but that's it. fat retards would chimp out if all grocery stores did that

[Anonymous No.9279199]

>>9279125
>People don't have free will

liberal detected

[Anonymous No.9279201]

>>9279181
>That said why in the UK they have a coin slot. You have to deposit a pound coin, and it comes out when you the trolley.
They have that in the states too, at places like Aldi.
But you only deposit a quarter so most people except geriatrics and niggers don't really give a fuck if they don't get a quarter back.

[Anonymous No.9279202]

>>9279171
Have you not considered that it's rude to stop dead in front of a shelf in a supermarket, and in fact it's you who needs to be excused?

[Anonymous No.9279205]

>>9279190
Even worse is the obese fucks on their scooters buying more junk with their disability checks.

[Anonymous No.9279207]

>>9279202
It's a supermarket, dumbass. Everything is a shelf.
Are people supposed to not stop moving ever?

[Anonymous No.9279214]

>>9279207
Preferably don't loiter for extended periods, and keep an eye out for people nearby who need to get past.

[Anonymous No.9279221]

>>9279207
People are supposed to have some awareness and consideration for others while out in public.

[Anonymous No.9279222]

Fuckers with a full cart in the speed checkout.

[Anonymous No.9279240]

>>9279222
fuck you I'm in a hurry and need the fasted checkout lane

[Anonymous No.9279249]

>>9279143
I live in a predominantly white area and that's really not uncommon behavior from the white trash. Seriously, the Mexicans will roll up in packs of 12 and still manage to take up less space in the aisle than the trailer trash.

[Anonymous No.9279250]

>>9279043
>When a cute girl is standing in front of a product I want to peruse and she thinks I'm looking at her and starts smiling at me.

Filthy temptress I'm looking at the mangoes not your melons. I didn't come to the super market to be seduced by a filthy whore, I came to buy healthy food.

[Anonymous No.9279256]

>>9279191
It's kinda nice, but it's annoying to be around customers that much especially if you know what you want exactly and there's a bunch of people in the way slowing your progress.
I chat with the cheese monger and the meat guy too since I see them several times a week.

[Anonymous No.9279257]

>>9279240
Then maybe limit your purchases to less than a hundred beetus-filled items

[Anonymous No.9279267]

>>9279098
I fucking hate that guy.

[Anonymous No.9279287]

>>9279256
>I go to the grocery store every single day and get the ingredients for my dinner

>He's the faggot, riding around town on a bicycle with a baguette sticking out of the basket every day.

This isnt a french village you retard, you look autistic as fuck.

[Anonymous No.9279298]

>>9279287
Nice cager logic

[Anonymous No.9279326]

>>9279287
Thats a dumb thing to criticize him on. You should instead talk about how his time must be worthless if he has enough time to go shopping every single day and cook

[Anonymous No.9279346]

>>9279194
I loosened up your mom's meat hole last night.

[Anonymous No.9279360]

>>9279326
Your time is worthless if you spend 10 minutes after work to buy food? Makes sense

[Anonymous No.9279366]

>excuse me your in the way
>left side of aisle completely open
fuck you lady go around me

[Anonymous No.9279406]

>>9279326
what if his time is so valuable he can afford to waste it?

[Anonymous No.9279407]

>>9279147
uhhh, aren't all food stamps done with EBT cards these days? I worked at a grocery store mate, it's just like sliding a card.

Also, be thankful they had produce. Most of the time it's soda, chips, frozen dinners and other absolute garbage. Then they pay for $200 in liquor with their own money.

[Anonymous No.9279434]

>>9279049
I live in the vicinity of Jungle Jim's, holy shit this. It is amazing how many people go there, buy NOTHING, but block every aisle. I think I know how native Hawaiians feel about tourists now.

[Anonymous No.9279440]

Autistic Screeching: The Thread

[Anonymous No.9279443]

>>9279062
I do this all the time. If they don't feel like moving, fuck em I'm just reaching

[Anonymous No.9279469]

>Blocking the aisles
>shopping with three generations of your fucking family : why?
>Leaving carts all over the parking lot
I am pretty lazy, so when I call you a lazy fuck, you're a miserable lazy fuck, blocking parking spaces, leaving shit around, leaving trash and drinks in the cart, who raised you? Hyenas?
>kids playing on their tablets the whole time
You're fucking up civilization. I saw a 200 pound 11year old Mexican kid just laying in the aisles playing with a phone. Literally laying on the ground. What the ever loving shit?

[Anonymous No.9279476]

maybe it's just a small town thing, but when people see other people they know and proceed to stand in the middle of a busy aisle to have an hour long conversation. i work at a grocery store and have no patience for this anymore

[Anonymous No.9279479]

>work the seafood case
>customer comes up
>"Hi, how're you?"
>customer doesn't even acknowledge me
guess I'll go fuck myself then

[Anonymous No.9279482]

also: i might just be a salty employee but this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccHC91aaSbg

[Anonymous No.9279486]

>>9279090
old women expect everyone to get out of their way
they are the worst drivers for this reason
if you ever see an old woman driving at you in a parking lot you had best fear for your life

[Anonymous No.9279488]

>>9279097
Politely say "excuse me"

[Anonymous No.9279489]

>>9279043
1) People who stop their cart in the middle of the aisle, then proceed to block the entire aisle while making their decision. Extra points for folks who don't move when you politely say "Excuse me". Extra extra points for people who, when you loudly say "excuse me" look at you like you're an asshole.
2) People who stop, then go, then stop, move, stop again, and just generally don't pay attention to anyone else.
3) Kids running around. I've tripped some little bastards before.
4) People who take forever to pay for their groceries.

[Anonymous No.9279496]

>>9279222
Of cousre it had to be a nigger

[Anonymous No.9279499]

>>9279194
aka

[Anonymous No.9279507]

ITT: Autists complaining

[Anonymous No.9279515]

>>9279109
Shouldn't be difficult to take up as much space as possible considering your kind are frequent consumers of (and often encountered near) soda/pop, chips/snacks, and cookies.

[Anonymous No.9279526]

>>9279489
Oh, and
5) People who ride in the scooter carts while in the store, practically run you over, drop their cart off at the door upon exiting, and then walk with no apparent difficulties or disabilities to their car.

[Anonymous No.9279529]

People who come into my line with a shit ton of clothes, then tell me as I start bagging them that they don't want any of the hangers. Motherfucker, take the god damn things off yourself as your put your clothes on the counter, it literally doubles the amount of time you spend checking out if you make me do it, asshole. Also, if you go through the speedy checkout with too many items you better be prepared to get your vegetables and fruit squished.

[Anonymous No.9279538]

I work in one, in the deli, so

>people taking forever to decide what they want
>people asking for 100g of a salad when we have small, medium and large containers making us weigh it over and over until we get the perfect amount that they want
>people ordering sliced meat 15 minutes before closing
>people dinging the bell when we can fucking see them
>people asking for 400g of shaved ham. what the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.9279576]

Fucking this bullshit

[Anonymous No.9279617]

Women.

Women are so self-absorbed when shopping, they manage to do shit like hold their cart (or stroller) against the right isle, while browsing the left one. Women have zero environmental awareness, or are just egocentric, but probably both.

[Anonymous No.9279628]

>>9279576
slash tires

[Anonymous No.9279635]

>>9279538

This is exactly why I quit working the deli. The fucking shredder
>Yea I'll take 4 pounds of shredded ham
How about no go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.9279656]

I couldn't find a better picture, but this here is what makes me angry like nothing else. Instead of pushing the cart from behind, where the fucking handles are, they pull it from the front. Which means they're standing off to the side of it and taking up double the width, blocking the entire aisle.

[Anonymous No.9279667]

>>9279090
Time has given up on them, so why should they bother?

[Anonymous No.9279668]

[Anonymous No.9279677]

>>9279098
This
Fucking
SHIIIIT!

Listen buddy, just because you're a wage slave and your insane fucking life is empty outside work doesn't mean I need some kind of commentary about the shit I buy. Just let me buy donuts, condoms and mayonnaise in peace. No questions.

[Anonymous No.9279684]

>>9279635
I Had a customer try to get me to put a bone in ham on the slicer once.

>Hey I know you're closed, but can you slice this ham?
>No, its bone in. The band-saw is currently locked and I"m not unlocking it after hours because it's a fucking 40 minute clean up.
>But i want sliced ham!
>Buy the pre-sliced ham I have over there.
>I want fresh sliced thin!
>Customer proceeds to complain to the front-end manager. I just shrug and return to my post-closing facing.
Fucking bone-in ham doesn't slice thin very well, mostly just crumbles at anything less than half an inch, these idiots wanted it to be like... fucking 1/16 of an inch.

[Anonymous No.9279686]

>>9279143
Didn't you read the original post? There was a father.

[Anonymous No.9279698]

>>9279103
>never abandon carts regularly
>finish shopping with lazy sister
>she convinces me to just leave the cart in the empty space next to me
>do so
>300 pound woman veers into parking space
>slams her car into the cart
>gets out
>yells at me- fat face flapping in the wind of her rage "your cart hit my car!"
>get in car
>peel out and speed home
I think she was trying to spark a fraudulent lawsuit.

[Anonymous No.9279702]

When the store has those awesome small carts that are easier to maneuver and not all fucked up and wobbly, but the fuckers who bring the cars in either leave them behind or hide them in a corner behind all the giant crap carts.
Or when they don't restock the baskets and just let them pile up by the registers.

I'd honestly rather juggle everything in my arms than use those fucking shitty giant carts... unless they have those nice new plastic ones that don't get wobbly.

[Anonymous No.9279706]

>>9279538
>tfw delis in my grocery stores are always staffed by neglectful hags who act like real cunts after they make you wait 20 minutes for their precious time
I always hope they'll accidentally run their fingertips through the mandolin- worthless whores.

[Anonymous No.9279724]

>>9279222
had a chimp do that in front of me once, her cart was way more full too and she started unloading her items on to the belt before she was corrected
>WHUT! WHERE DOES IT SAY 12 ITEMS
>right there ma'am
>OOOOOH! THIS IS A DISASTER!

[Anonymous No.9279734]

>several self checkouts crowded together
>all the normal people make one line waiting for the next available one
>fucking retarded mongoloids completely ignore the people in a line and run up and stand next to one
>"Excuse me, mam. MAM THERE IS A LINE!!"(its always a woman)
>cunt pretends to be deaf

[Anonymous No.9279737]

Seeing someone you know at the grocery store. Dont talk to me, dont wave at me, dont even look at me. Not until ive had my morning sip of Rockstar Recovery, the absolute best way to wake yourself up feeling fresh and focused.

[Anonymous No.9279746]

>>9279706
I always try to be as fast as possible, specifically because I hate this too. Unless they're a bitchy middle aged white woman who treats you like a slave.

[Anonymous No.9279758]

>>9279737
go shill your kidney stone water somewhere else

[Anonymous No.9279761]

>>9279079
wouldbe retarded. usually items are on sale on a specific day, if they arrive beforehand they are stocked until that day. just go to the store early.
>>9279062
stop looking at an item for 3min. and blocking everyone. goddamit, can't even imagine what would happen if someone would stand in front of your doritios.
>>9279079
a logickal mind, appreciate it.
>>9279090
that's actually realy strange they also imidiatelly come closer. like they take every inch you give them, even if you can't work as fast then, ending up costing more time.
>>9279140
retarded faggot, hope somebody shouts "MOVE!" at you once :> aaaalso what do you need 15+sec for?
>>9279479
yea, nice isn't it.
"Hello :>:>>>"
-silence and their prayer for your painfull dead as they pass you by.
>>9279489
say "hello" or great them somehow instead of an autistic e-e-eex-cuuuuse me
?
I ... I just hate customers. and annoying bosses. screaming and beeing a stupid bitch doesn't make people work better.

[Anonymous No.9279766]

>>9279109
Yeah? You know why? It's cuz your a fatass.

[Anonymous No.9279768]

>>9279758

>beverage causing kidney stones

Literally how? Kidney stones are caused from a LACK of fluid intake.

Oaf.

[Anonymous No.9279776]

>>9279761
Want to know how I know you're one of the autists I hate to encounter? Your suggestion of using "Hello" rather than "Excuse me". Fuck you, your feelings. and your 'tism.

[Anonymous No.9279784]

>shopping with more than 1 other person.
>people who walk side by side
>people who don't keep left or who stand center aisle
>old man buying 1/2lb of 10 different things at deli
>people who still use physical coupons instead of a phone app
>standing with freezer open fogging all the windows

[Anonymous No.9279785]

>>9279097
a true god among men

[Anonymous No.9279788]

>>9279758
But anon, kidney stones are proven to be caused by a lack of fluids, and Rockstar is certainly a fluid. Let us know if you find s solid can of Rockstar!

[Anonymous No.9279793]

>Obviously standing in line
>"Are you in line/is this the line?"

[Anonymous No.9279800]

>>9279776
no I work at a grocery store part time. if they face you at least to some degree, greeting them is just as fine as an excuse me. and usually friendlier or perceied as something friendly. thus sparking a poitive reaction out of the habit to greet back (returning the favor of beeing kind).
I just found it to work equally as good. maybe try it? I am used to greeting due to growing up in a village thought.

[Anonymous No.9279802]

>>9279800
"Hello", but no. Go fuck yourself. I don't go to the grocery store to play nicey nice with oblivious strangers.

[Anonymous No.9279808]

>Store has a 'Buy $100 of shit, get free 20lb Frozen turkey' sale.
>Customers show up with 80 dollars of stuff and a 30 lb fresh turkey.
>They are baffled by this concept.
>Have to put everything back in their cart and get more shit.
>90 dollars now.
>Forgot the turkey.
>Third times the charm?
>25 lb turkey, and 10 bucks in candy bars.
>Finally get the right bird, coupon will not work because of taxes.
>Have to explain this to customer.
>They get pissed.
>More candy.

[Anonymous No.9279810]

>>9279098
that fuck took my peppers claiming "I'm not ready for them" despite me showing my permit

[Anonymous No.9279814]

>>9279802
bet you favorit sceptic teached you that feels don't matter, just look at these sjws. hahahaha
fuck off you idiot.

[Anonymous No.9279817]

The extreme couponers.
Seriously fuck those people.
Especially when half of them have expired coupons.

[Anonymous No.9279819]

>>9279814
Your feelings don't matter and never will. Now move, you inconsiderate and oblivious boob.

[Anonymous No.9279820]

>>9279802
My guess is mom does the shopping in your household anyway.

[Anonymous No.9279822]

>>9279062
Don't stand in front of shit then.
I always say "Excuse me, I'd like to take [item]", but it amazes me how many of you turdbuckets simply ignore me or completely overreact in some way. I'm taking my shit with or without your approval, so fuck you.

[Anonymous No.9279823]

>>9279810
He replaced all of the peppers at my store with white bread last time I went shopping.

[Anonymous No.9279825]

>>9279820
Ohhhhhh....Took you that long to come up with that? You're a quick (and creative) one.

[Anonymous No.9279828]

>>9279122
>dad on phone
>dad
Well, can't be black.

[Anonymous No.9279831]

>>9279825
confirmation.

[Anonymous No.9279834]

>>9279831
Keep trying, anon. One day you'll be right about something.

[Anonymous No.9279837]

>>9279507
It's literally called pet peeves thread

You're the one who's complaining about the purposefully petty complaints thread, double autist

[Anonymous No.9279840]

>>9279825
wasn't me, idiot.

is it me or are fat people less likely to greet back?
>>9279823
that's fantastic. I want his job.

[Anonymous No.9279842]

>>9279840
"Hello". I didn't say it was you, idiot (not that I couldn't tell by your atrocious spelling and grammar). I replied to the correct post and anon. You didn't.

[Anonymous No.9279843]

>>9279840
Shh the special needs child doesn't realise there are more than 2 people per thread.

[Anonymous No.9279848]

>>9279843
Can you also not read or exercise common sense? Where do you (>>9279843, >>9279840) two tards live? You should meet up and bump uglies.

[Anonymous No.9279851]

>>9279043
people just standing around or chatting instead of getting the shit they need and leaving it's a store not a social club faggots

[Anonymous No.9279855]

>>9279842
I don't really care about that, unlike you I speak more than one language...and even got into university.
But what ever. I usually use "excuse me" as well, tried out the greeting as you would greet customers anyways.
>>9279848
common sense I massively flawed anon, you need to analyse everything by data.

Reddit spacing

I also hate those fuckers that rip shit from the lowest package of whatever they take, complettely obliterating everything.
It's not like I have other things to do then clean up after you.

[Anonymous No.9279856]

>>9279848
Why do you put half of your sentences inside brackets?
anyway, i'm out I cured my 5 minutes of boredom baiting the halfwit.

[Anonymous No.9279858]

>>9279855
Again, you make huge assumptions about me. Good try, yet again.
>>9279856
They're called parentheses. Brackets are these [] pieces of punctuation. You're embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.9279861]

>Local Kroger when I lived in Georgia would always forget my shit from check-out
>Got so bad that I'd have to check out my bags in my car before driving off the lot
>Literally the only option for decent groceries around me
>Every time I'd go back to get my shit I'd get fed the same line from customer service: "MISTAH DAVIS SAYZ UZ A LYIN THEEF SO UZ BETTAH GET OUTTA HERE" until they checked the cameras
>Go nuclear on them one day when they say that shit after forgetting to give me a bag of beer singles
>Banned from that Kroger

I wish Sherman was still alive so he could burn that shit again.

[Anonymous No.9279863]

> Enter store
> Use the bathroom
> Refill your water bottle
> Pretend to shop
> Leave without buying
> Repeat every 2-3 hours until it is dark out

There is a man who does this at my local store every damn day starting as early as 8 AM. I used to work in the deli and he was a total dick who would demand water refills. Sometimes he'd pick something up from a shelf and put it back on in a different spot as if he changed his mind, or would move products from the back and push them to the front.

He's too well groomed for me to think he's homeless and few people have seen him put things in a car but I hate this leech. This store is in a rather wealthy/ nice neighborhood too. He always wears his headphones for a shitty walkman and never takes his sunglasses off too so at this point I just call him the town cryptid.

>>9279538
this gave me fucking flashbacks fucking shaved ham is the worst, also "shaved" roast beef where they ask you to press the roast beef against the blade firmly. Aka ruin the fucking cut of meat.

[Anonymous No.9279866]

>>9279406
pretty profound t.bh

[Anonymous No.9279875]

>>9279863
Are you getting upset over someone recovering the shelves and asking for fucking water?

[Anonymous No.9279899]

>>9279043
literally never seen this before in my life. Makes me mad I never thought of this myself as a kid

[Anonymous No.9279906]

>>9279122
Dad is present so i guess spics just call ice next time

[Anonymous No.9279911]

>other person's cart is in the way while they're a foot away from it looking at shelves
>nudge it slightly so you can get by
>they glare at you like you just raped their baby for touching their cart

[Anonymous No.9279912]

>>9279125
>>9279199

It's not a disease, and you can't cure it.

[Anonymous No.9279918]

>>9279875
The shelves are already full, that's more of an issue. Look if the shelves are empty and he's pulling product forward there's no problem- he's doing someone else's job. If you're taking everything out of the shelves and pulling the product from the back to the front / switching it with the front, you're just wasting everyone's time because it's the employee's job to have newer product in the back and products that need to be sold in the front. I pull shit from the back but I don't sit down for 15 minutes and fuck up the whole display.

And yeah. If it's literally ever hour or two and demanding you ignore other customers because you want water, it's annoying. He actually does cut in front of carts/others because he thinks since his order is so simple he doesn't have to wait in line. The highschool kids even know how to wait.

[Anonymous No.9279955]

Easy enough; probably some repeats but I just like to vent:
First, it should be noted that my shopping choices are limited to two..semi-urban...superstores.

THE SLOW WALK
Regardless of age or gender. Walking so slow you're almost moving backwards. Then they hit you
with the full stop. Right at the exit. Three people behind you...all doing the same thing anyway, but somehow pissed at the first person doing it.

THE DIAGONAL:
Let me just park my cart diagonally while I contemplate life and ingredients (on shit tier food) as people approach from both directions...doing the same thing. Screaming kids running down aisles and shit...

THE CONVERSATIONAL:
Catching up with Jerry and Ron in the produce aisle, while blocking everyone and not even trying to move or pay attention. Related to the Bluetooth indirectly--"baby; I see the orange juice but which one--yeah I know...but hold on...I got a call from Craig comin' in...yo Craig what up; we fittin' to head out later right"....hand on open OJ door blocking everyone, of course...

INCONSIDERATE CARTS:
Easy to sum up; mutual reciprocity is not a thing. Kind of like freeway driving. NO LET ME IN type shit versus the line moves faster if we all help each other along.

SELF CHECKOUT MAYHEM:
Everything is constantly scanned wrong and the avalanche of coupons...fuck man, can't we just have a tighter structure? Bada boom bada bing; done. Scan item, place item, repeat. Also noted; turtle style self packing. After paying...let me take a full 10 minutes to slowly pack my bags...but if you were doing that behind me...#SASS4DAYZ

Lastly for laughs...
STATE STORE:
Yeah Let me get a mini of Magnacon Premium, uh...hold on...baby...The RubyWild Berry, and do ya'll have Gregorian Chant XL? Oh what up Sheila...10 minutes later....Me later: Bada boom bada bing (my transaction took less than a minute)...

This could go on and on and on and on....

[Anonymous No.9279976]

>go to local grocer, lots of cheap produce and ethnic food but not many big brands of packaged goods
>go to chain grocery store, horribly expensive and small produce section but bountiful packaged goods

I end up going to both on a regular basis, why does it have to be like this

[Anonymous No.9279994]

I used to live on a military base. The commissary was kind of small, so they had little arrows on the floor in the aisles, like each aisle was only one way.
Fuck that. When I was doing full on shopping I would follow them mostly by default, but if I am running in the store for 2 things I am not going to do fucking laps in order to get to my items.

Onetime this old crusty dude actually said something, instead of just giving me dirty looks like everyone else. "you're supposed to follow the arrows!"
I think I said something real loud like "Well why don't you call the damn grocery police?!"
Good times. Great oldies.

[Anonymous No.9280031]

>>9279861
>be an absolute idiot who cannot keep track of what he has bought
>whine and moan on the Internet that it's the store's fault

Just post on tumblr

[Anonymous No.9280037]

>>9279171
yeah, no. patiently and quietly waiting till you get your shit and move on is not fucking with you asshat

[Anonymous No.9280122]

>>9279043
>Work produce
>This tiny old woman who doesn't speak English comes in every so often and stay for hours
>If I come out with a pallet of something, ANYTHING, she will stop me and look through ALL of the pallet for THE BEST item there, all the while flipping and uprooting the contents of the boxes she's already been through
>If I try to move from where she stops me, she makes a short utterance prompting me to stay
>She will not let me stock while she's looking, even if the item's floor location is right next to us
>Last night, I was far behind and didn't want to stay an extra half hour, so when she asked "chewwies?" I told her no more cherries besides the ones that are already out
>Two hours later, I fill the cherries
>She pops up from out of nowhere and her husband starts chewing me out in broken English and I have to take it because the customer is always right

[Anonymous No.9280152]

>>9279043
>Store has 4 motor carts for the disabled
>Old man comes in with his less old wife, has a cane, hunched over, she's helping him walk
>Have to tell him to wait on a tiny plastic chair for another cart because ONE FAMILY of obese fucks took all 4 carts and and started their own cake and pie derby

[Anonymous No.9280163]

>>9280122
Breh, just tell her to fuck off. Number one, she's foreign and won't be able to convincingly explain your crime to your manager, while you deny everything. Secondly, she's gonna boycott your store to put you in your place, which would be to your benefit.

[Anonymous No.9280171]

>>9279479
>Go up to customer and say "Hi"
>Receive warm greeting

>Go up to customer and say "Hi" while my boss is next to me
>Customer doesn't even look at me

[Anonymous No.9280178]

>>9279656
actually this is the manly way to pull a cart so everyone can see how big your dick is through your pants

think of it as spreading your legs on the train, it's the opposite of sitting down to piss

[Anonymous No.9280179]

>>9280171
>Say "Hi" to customer, help customer with something they need.
>Walk them to the correct isle for product.
>Manager pulls me to the side later.
>"Anon, I saw you walk past three customers and never greeted them."

Next time I will just bring my cloning device to work, asshole

[Anonymous No.9280182]

People yelling at cuck underlings because the store is out of stock of something they want, when no one but the manager or maybe a couple high-ups have control of knowledge of what's ordered
When I worked at Walmart I genuinely got close to getting in a fight with some guy (who was clearly drunk) who demanded that I find some way to get him a very specific seasoning packet I'd never heard of before. Even after the department manager confirming that the store doesn't even carry that item, he takes several minutes to dig through the shelf, messing everything up, and brings two other employees over to my area and makes them look for it while referring to me as "this stupid-ass kid they hired", then when they can't find the item that doesn't exist, gets uncomfortably close to my face and starts yelling (actually yelling) about Walmart employing retards. When I asked for him to step back (as politely as I could, I'm not trying to get fired over something like that) he goes into incoherent shouting and eventually storms off

[Anonymous No.9280198]

>>9279062
>says excuse me
>autistic ass is so engrossed in his box of lucky charms and doesn't move
>reaches over
>REEEEE!

You're like a fat, sweaty raptor.

[Anonymous No.9280208]

>>9280163
That doesn't work out well at Leading Retailer
>>9280179
I think of it from the perspective of a shopper. How would you feel if you just saw a guy say "good morning" 5 times with the same inflection then he does it to you? You'd feel nothing because you know this is a man who doesn't give a shit about your morning, It's why you never say "I love you" too much to your significant other.

[Anonymous No.9280217]

>>9280182
>do you know -WHEN- it's coming
No faggot
You want me to call the distribution center and tell them to stop what they're doing to tell me when the beanee weenees are gonna get here?

[Anonymous No.9280224]

>>9279201
25 cents is not an incentive to return a trolley, especially for obese muh diabeetus hamplanets

What other denominations do freedom coins come in?

[Anonymous No.9280225]

>>9280152
Fat fucks and teenagers in mart carts piss me off.
>Recently had a bad fall, fucked up my shoulder and hip (Don't get into fights with flights of stairs)
>Arm in a sling, using a cane to hobble across parking lot to store.
>No carts.
>Decide fuck it, grind through the pain and get a few items.
>See some dipshit kid on a cart, his friends laughing and pushing themselves into shit.
>Between the pain and rage building in me I fail to notice a wild soccer mom storm past me and start screaming at them while pointing at me.
>"I THINK HE NEEDS THIS MORE THAN YOU DO!"
>Try to hobble away from the situation as fast as I can.
>Feel a lurch on my cane, this crazy bitch is trying to drag me back to the cart.
>My hip feels like it's going to dislocate.
>shoulder beats it to the race and I topple.
>Can't get up, she's freaking out.
>Get a flashback from my doctor at the urgent care asking me to stay another few days after a week in.
>Starting to think I should have listened as employees swarm expecting a 90 year old fell over, only to find a 30 year old laying half on a carry basket.
>My body the whole time

[Anonymous No.9280228]

>>9280182
>tfw life is so boring and repetitive that i've started to enjoy helping idiot customers
i think after so many personal failures, the prospect of representing something greater than myself is irresistable so if i can be blue vest guy instead of anon i might have a positive experience with another human

[Anonymous No.9280231]

>>9280208
I generally ask customers if they are finding everything alright instead of a generic "Good morning"
It works well when you can sneak up on a tweaker trying to shoplift.

[Anonymous No.9280238]

>>9280231
>I generally ask customers if they are finding everything alright instead of a generic "Good morning"
Wait, does that mean I'm suspected of shoplifting all the time? I get this question a lot.

[Anonymous No.9280239]

>>9280238
Stop wearing a fucking hoodie all the fucking time.

[Anonymous No.9280241]

>>9279043
Little uncontrolled kids running around and being little shits.
>Was at ALDI helping my disabled dad shop
>huge stack of toilet paper on display
>two young boys, 5 maybe 6 years old trying to climb it
Boys will be boys
>One nearly at the top and stack of TP starts to sway
>Dad says to the kid "better get down, it's going to fall"
>Dad gets told to "get fucked old man!"
>Other one chimes in "yeah you can't tell us what to do" with a big smirk on his face
>Their whale of a mom, trolley full of potato chips and frozen pizzas approaches
>Kid on top of the TP castle tells his mom that dad was ordering him around
>Mom scornfully looks at us and tells the kid to ignore the mean old man
>Kid pokes his tongue out at us while TP tower begins to collapse
>Kid falls, lands straight on arm and arm snaps, bone poking through skin on forearm
>Kid screams, mom screams and blood begins to flow
>We carry on shopping while ignoring the scene errupting around us
Granted we could have helped but dad was looking out for the kids wellbeing, not just trying to be a grumpy asshole.

[Anonymous No.9280246]

>>9279538
>deli meats 15 minutes before closing
I'll fucking murder them.

[Anonymous No.9280252]

>>9280241
what are...things that didn't happen for 500?

[Anonymous No.9280254]

>>9280252
I can't prove, no but it but it really happened at Aldi in Marsden, Queensland.

[Anonymous No.9280258]

>>9280239
I don't really do the "techie uniform", my normal summer uniform is an oxford or pique long sleeve button collar shirt with the sleeves rolled up, lightweight non-denim jeans in a color other than blue, black, or grey, and either suede loafers or a plain toe oxford

perhaps you'd like to screech about "niggers" now? I haven't mentioned my race but I think that's where we're going with that.

[Anonymous No.9280262]

>>9280225

[Anonymous No.9280266]

>>9279043
tags that fall off
i work at publix, it's ass, constant paper and plastic tags/signs falling off, or already fallen off and hidden under some product

[Anonymous No.9280267]

>2 people blocking an aisle with 2 shopping carts while they have a chat

>People who can't handle their kids so they're running amok all over the place

[Anonymous No.9280273]

>>9279109
I'll touch you all I want sweaty boy. Your all lubed up for me anyway, and you just won't move so I'm assuming you want my hand on your shoulder.

[Anonymous No.9280274]

>>9280258
No, I generally dealt with whites trying to steal shit, but go ahead and pull the card if you feel inclined.

[Anonymous No.9280276]

>Item in their catalogue on sale
>Go to find it in the store
>It's nowhere to be found
>Have to run around looking for an assistant
>They're nowhere to be found
>Leave without the thing you originally went to buy

[Anonymous No.9280279]

>>9280274
ah yes the working class minimum wage employer fixated on "the race card". I'm a bigot for mentioning your affection for racial profiling. love it.

[Anonymous No.9280280]

>>9280258
It's absolutely incredible how you singlehandedly managed to bring race into the conversation by your own power, while simultaneously berating the other guy for being racist.

[Anonymous No.9280283]

>>9280280
It's almost like he is using race as some sort of bait, it's fascinating.

[Anonymous No.9280284]

>Be in university
>On days I don't have lectures think I can get some early shopping done without there being a lot of other customers
>There's like a billion old people in the store instead
>Takes longer than it usually would in the evening

[Anonymous No.9280285]

>>9279406
that's a head scratcher

[Anonymous No.9280286]

>>9280280
maybe you don't live in America, or you'd realize "the hoodie wearing super-predator" is a meme among people like him. next he'll start bleating about skittles.

I haven't said anything about my own race this entire time, but it doesn't matter. he's assumed i"m black from the start. I shouldn't have to say this, but I'm not black. that's the whole point.

[Anonymous No.9280295]

>>9280286
When did anyone assume your race? You're just so goddamn O B S E S S E D with yourself that you can't help but virtue signal about how non-reactive your racist ass is.

[Anonymous No.9280298]

>>9280284
Old people should be illegal. At least keep them at home between 4PM and 6AM. They have all god damn day to do shit while regular people are out at school or their job, but no, they wait until people are done with their day and are now doing errands, fuckers

[Anonymous No.9280299]

>>9280295
>virtue signal
see, it's your use of coded language like this that gives you away. nobody uses that term except edgy alt-right racists who think they're not racist because technically only people wearing a swastika or a white hood can be racist
>how non-reactive your racist ass is
lol

never change, 4chan

[Anonymous No.9280300]

>>9280286
The reason I mention hoodies was because they generally come with pockets.
Pockets for stealing shit.
People like me pop up because security saw you and they profiled you, called me and told me to customer service you.
All I am doing is my job, and any race can wear baggy shit with lots of pockets.

[Anonymous No.9280306]

>>9280299
Your blatant paranoia and fidgety behavior in a store is probably why people "profile" you.

[Anonymous No.9280308]

>>9280299
That idiot brought up race in the first place, he's in the wrong, end of fucking story

[Anonymous No.9280309]

>>9280300
ok, so given that (a) you were mistaken about me wearing a hoodie, and (b) you were mistaken about me being black, why are you really asking me how I'm doing? boredom, maybe? I know I'd be bored as fuck working in a supermarket.

[Anonymous No.9280310]

>>9280309
>boredom
Yes.
It's also part of my job you sperg.

[Anonymous No.9280311]

>>9280306
>paranoia
says the guy who thinks that limes are a conspiracy to wipe out the proud white race

you people are hilarious

[Anonymous No.9280316]

>>9280311
Who told you about the lime conspiracy?!

[Anonymous No.9280317]

>church buddies/moms whose kids are on the same soccer team/work acquaintances/whatever bump into each other at the store
>bonus points if they're both with their large families
>occupy an entire aisle for 45 minutes chit-chatting about whatever the fuck normies talk about
I just want my goddamn groceries

[Anonymous No.9280322]

>>9279094
Are you autistic anon

[Anonymous No.9280329]

>The person that fondles all the items until he picks one for himself

[Anonymous No.9280335]

>>9279122
nig

[Anonymous No.9280337]

>>9280309
I didn't assume you were wearing shit, I didn't assume you were black.
I was simply going down a check list of things we are taught to look for when it comes to shifty fuckers in the store, because you asked why you get bothered a lot in stores.
Your instant jump to defense makes me now assume the store you shop at thinks you are a shifty looking fuck, or you do steal shit and security is building a case on you so they can get a trespass and, if they feel like it, have you cuffed and stuffed when you go after something worth a felony.

[Anonymous No.9280340]

>>9279171
You sound like a faggot

[Anonymous No.9280343]

>>9279103
t. lazy cart wrangler

[Anonymous No.9280346]

>>9279043
dArdt?

[Anonymous No.9280349]

>>9280337
you sound like my brother's ex's wannabe cop semi-retarded half brother

somehow, wasn't even smart enough to become a cop even though the job requirement is usually "your IQ must be below 100"

so he became a "loss prevention officer" instead

[Anonymous No.9280350]

>>9280309
>this guy thinks I'm a shifty, shady, shoplifting motherfucker, THEREFORE he must think that I'm black

tfw ya own racist tendencies expose themselves while striving to combat racism

[Anonymous No.9280356]

>>9280349
I only do what the loss prevention guy asks me to do because he can get me fired way easier.
Seriously, they watch us more then they watch you.

[Anonymous No.9280357]

>>9280350
>spout off with alt-right dog whistle code words
>oh but I'm not racist, YOU'RE the racist
tiresome argument, pepe. don't you have anything new?

[Anonymous No.9280361]

>>9280357
>Code words.
>Limes.

[Anonymous No.9280377]

>>9279222

>That amazing moment when you get a cashier who will insult the fuck of those people

[Anonymous No.9280388]

People who own cats and dogs and smell up an entire isle with that piercing ammonia odor.

[Anonymous No.9280400]

>>9280388
People who stink like that almost always also stink like stale cigarette smoke as well. Their homes must be unbearable even from the front yard.

[Anonymous No.9280404]

>>9280224
25 cents is the largest you'll see commonly. There are some dollar coins, but they're rare because faggot "collectors" hoarded them all when the government tried to roll them out. Same deal with 50 cent coins.

[Anonymous No.9280410]

>>9279287
Maybe he's just retired and likes baguettes did you think about that

[Anonymous No.9280417]

>>9279406
Really gets that Noggin jogging

[Anonymous No.9280434]

>>9279538
Do you actually close 15 minutes before your sign says you do? Or are you just a lazy bitch?

[Anonymous No.9280440]

>>9279529
>take the things off yourself as you put them in the counter
Isn't that part of your job, faggot?

[Anonymous No.9280441]

>>9279197
Why don't you just fucking move instead of intentionally triggering accidents

[Anonymous No.9280447]

>>9279136
>>9279167
Fucking niggers get out of my board. Go steal a bike or something.

[Anonymous No.9280449]

>>9279043
>live in rural development
>go to grocery store at 9pm on weekdays to avoid all the screeching kids and normie families
>only one checkout lane is open and its the slow lady that takes a full 5 minutes to bag $50 of groceries and gets flustered when you hand her a coupon then feels the need to comment on it
>occasional morbidly obese couple with an overloaded cart full of junk food frozen dinners and soda
that being said, I don't have 99% of the problems in this thread

[Anonymous No.9280459]

>>9279094
>I do go to the store 5 days a week because reasons
Half the people who works there don't go there 5 days a week.

>>9279103
> Put coin lock in cart
> Want money back? Put cart back.

>>9279122
Sounds like middle-class white people to me.

>>9279656
OCD much?

My pet peeve is kids. Particularly uncontrolled ones, or ones that shouldn't be taken out of the house yet.
I worked on the shop floor for four years. The screaming and wailing fucking ECHOES. It's not as bad as the single CD of xmas music that goes on every year, though. But even that isn't as bad as the day someone decided that Abba's Greatest Hits was xmas music. There was nearly a riot that day.

Otherwise, customers who want something but don't say it. Customers who get pissed off at my sheer presence because I'm not there to hold their hands. Customers who waste my time with whole minutes of bullshit before asking 'where is X'. And customers who keep talking while I'm trying to remember where something is.

>>9279538
>>9279635
>>9279684
God forbid you DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.
Also, closing times? This is the 21st century. Get with the times, it's a 24-hour economy. The deli counters have their own set of operating hours, and the staff hours include prep time and cleanup. Do your fucking job. You're just mad you couldn't hack it doing a real job that required actual effort.
The counters are filled with lazy immigrants and tiny women who can't keep up elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.9280462]

>>9279122
>dad
That was the eldest son she had at like 13 bro. Dad is only present in the form of one of those airbrushed memorial T shirts.

[Anonymous No.9280475]

>>9280404
Yeah ok makes sense, it's a bit too much of an ask for a trolly to need 4x 25c coins to make it up to one freedom unit, and notes are out of the question.

In Australia at Aldi the trolleys accept either $1 or $2 dollarydoo coins, both of which are super common here. Our smallest note denomination is $5

[Anonymous No.9280478]

>>9280356
This. I worked loss prevention as a summer job while I was in school, and most of the work is making sure employees don't steal shit. Sure, we'd try and stop shoplifting, but it wasn't the biggest concern at the store I was at

[Anonymous No.9280502]

>>9279140
Why do you need 15 seconds to pick up Doritos

[Anonymous No.9280505]

>>9279171
You're the one breaking the social contract by blocking a public place you fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.9280523]

>>9279479
I want to buy seafood not make friends

[Anonymous No.9280546]

>>9279171
>I also brake check tailgaters too
Dashcams can prove that the rear-ending was your fault. Hope you like paying for both cars out of your own pocket because your insurance company dropped you retroactively. Hope you like paying for your own medical care when the health insurance declared the baseball bat injuries to be self-inflicted via stupidity and dropped you retroactively when they got the dashcam footage from the car insurance company. Hope the nurses read your notes and withhold pain relief.

[Anonymous No.9280563]

>>9279122
arab

[Anonymous No.9280565]

>>9279103
Holy shit this. Even in at this store where they make you pay 25cents and chain up the carts these fucks will still leave them around.

Just walk your fat ass to the cart recepticle!

I also blame these places who don't make their cart cucks go out every 30 minutes to retrieve them.

[Anonymous No.9280578]

>>9280152
Y'know I know people judge my mom for this. (she is overwheight and 43) But its not that that is making her use the motor cart.

She has degenerative disk's and she was in a car accident when she was younger that fucked her back up. She had to go to physical therapy and needs pain medication. I feel bad because I know she can't even walk half a football field without feeling like she has a knife in her back.

I just with some people wouldn't judge some one who is younger on a cart without thinking why they might be using it.

[Anonymous No.9280581]

i feel so vulnerable when i put my card in the chip reader and the guy behind me is encroaching me to pay next

[Anonymous No.9280588]

>>9280258
>non-denim jeans
wat

[Anonymous No.9280598]

>>9279122
Every time someone does this I just run through their shit with my card as if I'm a truck. Not even gonna bother asking oblivious retards politely.

Probably wouldn't do this if I was American though, wouldn't wanna get shot or jumped by 20 youths.

[Anonymous No.9280599]

>>9279496
I've seen whites and Asians pull that as well. Have yet to see one Hispanic break that rule.

[Anonymous No.9280602]

>>9280258
fuck off, nigger.

[Anonymous No.9280607]

>>9280598
>I only do mean things when there is no consequence

Brave man.

[Anonymous No.9280614]

>>9280607
>I walk into the ghetto wearing an "I hate niggers" shirt

Brave man.

[Anonymous No.9280617]

>>9280276
>The thing you want is no longer in stock at the store you go to
>But it is at another branch
>Said branch has a 60% chance of having one of the store's most common items not being cleared off shelves

[Anonymous No.9280626]

>>9280614
You know you wouldn't talk to me like that in real life. You've already admitted it. No need to play tough guy now of all times.

[Anonymous No.9280631]

>>9280626
>say dat 2 me not online n c what hppns

How ironic.

[Anonymous No.9280635]

>>9280626
>>9280631
get a room, fags.

[Anonymous No.9280636]

>>9280631
OH fuck. Goddamnit, you win this round.

[Anonymous No.9280638]

>>9280635
No thanks, I don't date non whites.

[Anonymous No.9280644]

>>9280276
When do you go, last five minutes of the sale?

A lot of items get wiped out early. I worked all over the store, but was commonly in Diary. We'd have orange juice sales all the fucking time. Would get a full fucking fridge of that shit the day of the sale. Would wipe out in by the afternoon. Fucking inbred shits would fill carts of that stuff. Then later in the day I hear the whole speel:
>Why didn't you order enough?
>I want to see your manager
>You're a waste of space

Fuck you bitch, I had as much stock as physically fucking possible. The truck delivers every three days. I can't have fucking dolleys of orange juice and milk sitting in a fucking 85 degree stock room taking up space for other merchandise. I got a limit on supply and the sales barely ever have fucking limits per customer. If they do have a limit, the same customer will set up 10 different transactions and the management will let them do it because "sales." Despite the bullshit I had to go through after the cleared our stock.

[Anonymous No.9280651]

Is this NIGGER giving you trouble, anon?

Just remember he will always be a low IQ sub-human and you'll always be his surperior.

Feels white man.

[Anonymous No.9280662]

>>9280279
Wasn't hard to spot shop lifters man. They all dress the same, dark "Unassuming" baggy clothing. Usually with some sort of appearance emanating "filth."I worked surveillance for a casino for 5 years. Best way to find stolen property? Profiling. Not racial profiling but it always amused me that when we kicked out drunks the fighters were either crack-addicts or black people. That and macho-tuff guys. Had some bitch get refused for coming on the casino floor for having visible intoxication signs, she instantly claimed the race card, ran onto the floor, started was cornered happily in a quiet area where while being talked down by security managment suddenly started swinging at two females, a security manager and a table games manager. Then she drove her fist into a slot machine screen.

Bitch was handcuffed and carried into our detainment cell, where she spent the next 2 hours screaming her head off about racism and other shit while trying to kick the door in. Reason it took two hours was the county sheriffs were trying to locate the only black officer on duty at 2am, who happened to be clear on the other side of the county doing a suspicious activity report.

Fuck your "racial profiling." If you dress like a punk or a gang banger, I'm gonna watch you like a punk or gang banger. Can appear as such in any fucking skin color.

[Anonymous No.9280671]

>>9280356
Exactly, my surviellance job had me watching the employees more than the customers. Hell, 80% of my day normally involved making sure people kept their hands where they are allowed to be and writing people up for stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.9280682]

>>9280459
I did my fucking job. The counter was closed, which happened at 8:00pm. It was 8:30pm. I had by that point cleaned all the equipment, mopped the floor, and was in the process of facing all the display items.

Also, ever heard of working during college? Bitch I drove 110 miles a day. 45 to college, 45 home, 10 miles to work, 10 miles home. Did that drive 4 days a week, worked 6 days a week to pay for it all. Left college with no debt.

[Anonymous No.9280723]

>>9280651
>we wuz loss prevention and sheeit
I'm mostly joking when I say the whites are done for, but jesus, maybe it's true

t.asian

[Anonymous No.9280737]

>>9280588
it's not the 19th c. anymore, "jeans" is just a catch-all for five-pocket pants. I've got cotton twill jeans, denim jeans, corduroy jeans and even wool flannel jeans. there exists even a type of raw silk jean which is very nice and would pass for "normal" denim at a glance

[Anonymous No.9280741]

>>9280682
Ever heard of working for a living, college boy?

[Anonymous No.9280743]

>the cheap corned beef is hidden better than waldo
just let me get my cheap proteins thanks
>they sell normal and unwashed carrots the same price
>they don't sell parsnips
fuck you I wanted to make fish soup and no turnip ruins the taste
>they don't sell fava beans
>the only peanut butter available is some organic brand at 18€ a jar
I'd take jiffy over that
>faggots come in groups to skirt around the 15 item max while using the handbasket checkout then proceed to hold up the line even more by deciding how to divide up the payment
>extra long waiting in line after I buy friday's promo fish to be cooked in the same day
>self checkout scales calling cashier at every single variable weight item
>they don't have condoms
>they have peroxyde, but the more expensive kind for hair and not the disinfecting one
>they also don't have rubbing alcohol
>the fruit alcohol they sell for making pineau is more expensive than their cheaper brand of vodka
>their only brand of oats is quakers
>they only have one brand of chocolate flavoured roasted malt powder and it isn't ovomaltine
>clerks don't let you grab empty cardboards boxes for medium amount of groceries because they now sell brown bags 10c a piece
>they don't have gunpowder green tea
fuck you, Lipton sells it and you have a half wall of nespresso cartridges I don't care about your mango flavoured black tea
>shrink wrapped cucumbers
>no we don't sell worcester sauce
>can only buy celery/carrots/raddits in fuckhuge bundles
>no we don't have ribot milk, we have this algerian fermented milk though
>no we don't sell non-alcoolic bitters, buy our sickly sweet cocktail mixes
>no we don't sell fresh spinach, only cans
>no we don't have any lamb/rabbit, just chicken pork and beef
>no we don't have any cod liver, look at all thoses flavoured sardine though

[Anonymous No.9280746]

Glad I live in a small town where everyone has decent manners. You all sound like self-centered chimps.

[Anonymous No.9280760]

>>9279538
>people want me to do my job
faggot

[Anonymous No.9280766]

>>9280546

You do realize that if the following car is deemed too close/tailgating that the incident is considered legally their fault?

The dashcam is just gonna prove that you were riding someones ass, and your insurance will drop you.

[Anonymous No.9280780]

The people in general at high end grocery stores like whole foods and fresh market are obnoxious as fuck.

last time I went to whole foods some autist was wearing a hillary for prison t shirt, pretty hilarious. can't imagine how many people got triggered.

[Anonymous No.9280781]

Wasn't expecting so many faggots that work in grocery stores to cry ITT. keep feeding me your tears poorfags

[Anonymous No.9280786]

>>9280780
was it you?

[Anonymous No.9280792]

>>9280258
fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.9280798]

>>9280786
some guy that looked like mre steve, I live an hour away from him too

[Anonymous No.9280802]

>>9280286
look you dumb nig, people that still shit wear hoodies, nobody but you thought he was calling you a nigger, until you said you were one.

[Anonymous No.9280824]

>>9279667
Because they're still human fucking beings and basic decency is the least they can muster.

[Anonymous No.9280835]

>that guy who pays with a lot of loose change at a busy self serve checkout

[Anonymous No.9280837]

>>9280802
never said anything about my race, you're projecting your local demographic hangups on me. I don't even own a hoodie. go back to your klan rally, cleetus

[Anonymous No.9280840]

>>9280837
lmao mad nigger

[Anonymous No.9280849]

>>9279684
>>No, its bone in. The band-saw is currently locked and I"m not unlocking it after hours because it's a fucking 40 minute clean up.
it's not "after hours" until the store stops letting customers in, asshole.

[Anonymous No.9280893]

>>9280802
funny thing is that we don't even have niggers over here and we still are suspicious of people in hoodies, especially anyone over 18.

[Anonymous No.9280894]

>>9280849
It is when the deli closes well before the actual grocery store closes.

If you walk up to a deli with its lights off with its workers cleaning, and you actually get upset they're not going out of their way for you, you're a retard.

[Anonymous No.9280896]

>>9280849
the deli department usually isn't open the whole day, faggot :^)

[Anonymous No.9280899]

>>9280894
>>9280896
if you cry about having to tell someone that you're closed, you're probably a poor retard that works in a grocery store

[Anonymous No.9280902]

>>9280840
nope
>>9280893
where the fuck do you live? if you stopped every brogrammer picking up a six pack of organic energy drinks and MCT oil your store would be on the front page of Eater in a heartbeat

[Anonymous No.9280904]

>when your favourite beer is a 50% chance of being sold out
>the store doesn't increase the orders, so it keeps running out
>when it's been like this for a fucking year

I mean for fucks sake, don't you want to move product? Do I have to go to the other store again?

[Anonymous No.9280905]

>>9280899
from the guy crying he can't get his meat sliced after 8pm

[Anonymous No.9280910]

>>9280905
>be at work
>don't do your job because it's h-hard
>wahhhhhhh
should've paid attention in school

[Anonymous No.9280913]

>>9280899
much better being an poor annoying retard that can't read signs like you, right?

[Anonymous No.9280918]

>>9280910
I don't work at a grocery store anon, it was a high school job. Even as a teenager I wasn't as stupid as you apparently are.

[Anonymous No.9280929]

>>9280357
>codewords!
Dude you're a fucking faglord, get the fuck off the cooking board and go blog about your open toe oxfords and nondenim denims.

[Anonymous No.9280932]

>>9280929
no

[Anonymous No.9280950]

I'm 5'8" and wear a size 12 shoe and I somehow always end up hitting the back bar of the under part of the cart unless I do this stiff armed, hunched forward stance. Really annoying.

[Anonymous No.9280951]

>Fat people blocking aisles I need to move through
>Retarded store staff
>Grumpy beasts at checkout
>Old people at checkout oh my fucking god
>Illegals using welfare programs in front of me in line gets me fucking fuming

[Anonymous No.9280953]

>>9280246
all cleaning is to be done after closing not before, if you're open your open end of fucking story

[Anonymous No.9280965]

>>9279043
Every time I'm in the store using a cart I'll end up getting ran into by someone impatient or who's not paying attention. This makes me sperg out in anxiety and I end up nearly running into someone else.
I try to just use a basket and go to the store a few times a week instead of a cart and once a week to avoid catastrophe.

[Anonymous No.9280983]

>>9280737
>I mean it's 2017!
Jesus, you really are one of those insufferable fucks. Also, jeans refer specifically to denim pants. Those other things you described are ____ pants.

[Anonymous No.9280989]

>>9279628
or keyit

[Anonymous No.9281005]

>>9279090
i fucking hate old people. most entitled cunts on the planet. just because you were a spoiled brat that rode the surplus your parents created after world war 2 doesn't mean you get to be an entitled fuck who gets the world handed to you on a silver platter. can't wait for this generation of seniors to die off.

[Anonymous No.9281006]

>>9280983
yeah I'm one of those radical leftists who noticed people talk, think, and dress differently now than in the past. and I even wear the newfangled eye glasses, thus flaunting my non-agrarian occupation
where's pol pot when you need him most

[Anonymous No.9281015]

>>9279062
Go the fuck home to read. Get out of my way
>>9279043
I hate it when other people are there
Keep on the right except to pass.
Get your cart the fuck out of the way. Keep it in an out of the way place, not in the isle. Walk down the isle, git yo shit, walk it back to the cart.
>holds the freezer door open
Fuck this guy

[Anonymous No.9281031]

>>9279817
used to work retail as a cashier, these people are the fucking worst. and when you tell them their coupons are expired or they didn't read the fine print and don't understand why their coupons won't work they get mad as hell. eventually i stopped bothering to explain to them why whey were retarded and just called the manager.

[Anonymous No.9281050]

>grocery store near me is open 24/7
>always shop past midnight, usually around 2 am
>same friendly, chill night staff there every night, nobody shopping, self-checkout all available
best shopping experience. staff all knows you and are friendly, no fat fucks or senile seniors to duck and dodge, no shitty kids working checkout that fuck everything up, everything is JUST stocked or being stocked by night crew. wish more grocery stores were 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.9281089]

>fat boomers that lean hunched over on the back of their carts while they walk at a snail's pace

[Anonymous No.9281124]

People who stand in the middle of an isle having a conversation with someone or is on the phone and has no awareness, then acts offended that you asked them to move.

[Anonymous No.9281134]

>>9279062

I am a pretty loud, skinny, short, rasta.

>Excuse me, lemme jus' grab dis bokklo right ya so!
>Yeah captain dis is de right ting fo go in me food!
>Give tanks!

Even previously loud, alpha Americans college footballers tend to quieten up in my presence.

White men are just cucks at heart.

[Anonymous No.9281141]

>>9279098
*Bells jingling*
HE COMES

[Anonymous No.9281179]

>>9279098
>>9279267
>>9279677
>>9279810
>>9279823
can someone explain what the fuck this is? What fucking nanny state do you live in where someone is rooting around in your shit telling you what you can and can't eat?

[Anonymous No.9281212]

>>9279576
This looks like something redditors would do.
>few redditors get together at a parking lot
>park their cars like asshats
>take photo
>post on the internet for fame

[Anonymous No.9281217]

>>9280309
Are you on fucking coke or something? Calm down nigger

[Anonymous No.9281233]

>>9281217
EC stack
coke is ethically abhorrent

[Anonymous No.9281234]

>>9279049
fatass people blocking an aisle

[Anonymous No.9281255]

>>9280951
>welfare families with brand new vehicles at a food bank

it don't make sense, does it?

[Anonymous No.9281266]

>>9279107
>cropdusting

fucking kek

[Anonymous No.9281288]

>>9281006
You have the weirdest fucking chip on your shoulder of all the irrationally angry freaks I have encountered on 4chan. I think that your (likely regional dialect) way of identifying pants is odd, so you assume that I want a dictator to murder you? Get help lol.

[Anonymous No.9281313]

>>9281288
autism

[Anonymous No.9281316]

>>9280252
I believe him, though he probably exaggerated some of it.

[Anonymous No.9281322]

>>9279043
>Stocking berries/grapes
>Woman comes up and says (no interrogative inflection) "IZ DEY SWEEEET"
>Tell her I don't know how this batch is because I can't eat my store's merchandise at will
>AIGHT
>Go back to stocking and she just busts open a pack, reaches her filthy hands in and grabs -a few,- as if one isn't sufficient for taste
>DEEZ AIN'T TOO SWEET IMMA PASS
>Rides off in her motor cart with 7 sons in tow

[Anonymous No.9281330]

>>9281179
They're making a jest.

[Anonymous No.9281335]

>>9279482
Those little fucks. Couldn't make it half way through the video. "Lol look at us intentionally make problems for people. Give us 100000 likes lol". And the worse part is teenagers all love it.

[Anonymous No.9281338]

>>9280440
Yes, but it takes twice the amount of time to checkout then if they would have some common decency and help out. It's like people want to spend more time in a shitty store like Wal-mart.

[Anonymous No.9281340]

>>9279250
Autism

[Anonymous No.9281375]

>>9279576
I live in Pennsylvania and 90% of the time I see someone driving or parking like an asshat they either have a New York or a New Jersey plate.

I hate all of you almost as much as I hate your shitty states. I hope a Bucks County deer or Philadelphia nigger jumps in front of your car, goes through the windshield, and fucking kills you the next time one of you cunts tries driving like a fucker in my state.

[Anonymous No.9281422]

>>9279861

Kroger sucks ass m8, i went to one after work at like 10pm once
>go through doors
>only way to go into the store is through the tills
>store was messy and unorganized
>only had self checkout open and everyone was buying booze so the attendant had to go around checking everyone's ID and overriding the self checkout
>employees were incompetent blacks

Harris teeter master race, Kroger a shit

[Anonymous No.9281429]

>>9281050
> Cardboard EVERYWHERE
> Plastic EVERYWHERE
> Cages and pallets all over the floor
> Electric pallet movers abandoned mid-aisle, or driven around without care because everyone knows the sound
> Music playing from phones or small speakers in every aisle
> Dirty floors because the cleaners only work days
> Nobody speaks english
> Loud banter over the aisles between the staff
> Only self-checkouts open
> Certain sections closed off to prevent theft

[Anonymous No.9281432]

>>9280737
>Jeans is just a catch-all for five-pocket pants

not it isn't

[Anonymous No.9281443]

>>9281429

Comfy as hell

[Anonymous No.9281445]

>>9280737
>"jeans" is just a catch-all for five-pocket pants.

no it isn't

[Anonymous No.9281450]

>>9280644
Everyone knows the last five minutes of an all day sale is when the sale is the best.

[Anonymous No.9281455]

>>9280662
Work retail for 10+ years.
Me and the other employees, at times of boredom, play the 'spot the shoplifter' game.

[Anonymous No.9281465]

>>9279808
For fuck's sake, the safeway I worked at in high school had a gimmicky turkey sale like this.
If you purchased $35 worth of groceries, you got a turkey for ~$0.15 per pound.
>People thought all turkeys were $0.15 per pound, didn't catch the $35 dollars worth of groceries condition.
>People thought you could buy a $35 turkey to meet the condition.
>People thought the price of the turkey counted towards the $35 limit.
Fuck all of you, so glad I haven't been a wage slave since high school.

[Anonymous No.9281487]

>>9280276
> go outside. Nobody in sight.
> cars sit abandoned in the middle of the street
> wife doesn't answer the phone
> I am the last man on earth
> settle for regular priced hot pockets

[Anonymous No.9281490]

>>9281335
I have kicked out little shits for even trying to do this shit.
If you can startle them and don't sound like a sperg when telling them to get the fuck out, they assume you are a manager and scatter.

[Anonymous No.9281498]

>>9281340
Angry roasty detected.

Guess what? Not every man is interested in loose women dressed like whores, when I go to the supermarket I'm not looking to get seduced by some slut. Have some self respect and put on some clothes.

[Anonymous No.9281500]

>>9281498
jesus man get laid already, you're an embarrassment

[Anonymous No.9281516]

>>9281500
>Encouraging zina

Typical. I don't know why when a man decides he wants to be chaste loose women seem to come out of the woodwork trying to lead him astray.

[Anonymous No.9281539]

>coming out of an aisle with a cart
>someone is going perpendicular along the aisles really fast
>you can't see them coming and almost run into them
everytime

[Anonymous No.9281553]

>>9281516
A strange women is like a deep pit.

But it's probably just a man who justifies his life worth by the sex he had in High School/College who is bitter that you're pointing out genuine problems in society but can't wrap his walnut around them at face value so he just attacks the messenger.

[Anonymous No.9281561]

>>9281179
>his country doesn't have store jesters
top kek, I bet your movie theaters don't even have falcon pits

[Anonymous No.9281562]

>>9280953
t. Never had a real job

[Anonymous No.9281567]

>>9280766
Depends on the state, California prtoects the front driver's rear.

[Anonymous No.9281589]

>>9279107
lol weirdo :p

[Anonymous No.9281595]

>>9281313
Nice buzzword

[Anonymous No.9281610]

>>9281134

Top kek

[Anonymous No.9281615]

>>9281429
maybe at shitty stores
overnight crew at my place is all middle aged white guys that park their pallets on the side of the isle, pick up their cardboard and plastic as soon as they cut it open, and work isles by themselves. and the mexicans that clean the floors start cleaning at midnight

>certain sections closed off
never seen this before

[Anonymous No.9281630]

>>9280258
>I'm not racist but you probably are
Fuck off faggot. Trashy shady people wear baggie hoodies. Go masturbate over your "antiracist progressive values" somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.9281636]

>>9281553
>>9281516
samefag, I don't know who the fuck zina is, is her name on a restraining order against you?

[Anonymous No.9281644]

>>9279817
Then there post their"haul" to Facebook.

Shelly no one gives a flying fuck that you got 80 tubes of toothpaste and 10 bottles of salad dressing at half the price.

[Anonymous No.9281684]

>>9280258
>Anon makes comment about hoodies
>ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I WEAR THIS ACTUALLY
>Lists entire wardrobe like anyone gives a shit and then racebaits

You're the actual reason we can't have nice things you autistic fucking sperg.

[Anonymous No.9281693]

>>9279090
they probably aren't a beta cuck like you and every "they don't say excuse me" fag in this thread

[Anonymous No.9281746]

>>9279635
>Hey, I'll like you to do you job
>How about no go fuck yourself.
Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.9281919]

>fat fuckers that aren't disabled taking the electric wheelchairs

[Anonymous No.9281937]

>>9280910
>too lazy to shop when the deli is open
>thinking anyone gives a fuck about your order
>b-but muh fresh cut meat

Just buy some oscar meyer and fuck off troglodyte. If you can't be fucked to shop during deli hours then you deserve shit tier meat

[Anonymous No.9281971]

A few things
>people treating shopping carts like their property wheeling them home on foot
>the Lidl in this ghetto ass place actually mounted signs stating that it is theft and they will persecute
Should be common decency, jesus christ... when I didn't have a car I took a backpack and other bags und carried the stuff on my own.

>Sale items being gone the same day the sale started
>not even great sales but brand beer for a decent price

>people not honoring the queue system

>people eating straight from the produce section
>actually found an unpacked nutcracker and some shells where the nuts are

>people living frozen items just somewhere in the store

>one specific store being out of off-brand frozen broccoli for months now

>doing shopping for a week, cart pretty full
>at register notice muzzie behind me with one item in hand
>"you can go ahead if you only have that"
>does so without saying thanks or anything
>deusvult.tiff

[Anonymous No.9281984]

>>9280258
Bruh it's nothing to with race OR age. My boss and I caught an old fuck (70 or so) coming into our store every day and stealing teacakes.

TEACAKES.

She was a regular too, would never have suspected her. Anyone does it if they think they can get away with it.

[Anonymous No.9282030]

>customers leave items around the shop from other areas of the stop
>especially around the check-outs when they find a multipack
>even worse when they move non-freezer items into freezers or the other way around

[Anonymous No.9282047]

>>9279222
American """""education""""" does not include counting further than to 3. Crack, alkohol and xanax are the only viable options for murilards anyway.

[Anonymous No.9282240]

>>9281375
Suck a dick, Trump voter. No one cares how you feel about real northerners. We laugh at you and your white trash family.

Love,
New York

[Anonymous No.9282331]

>>9279222
I hate these people with a passion.

[Anonymous No.9282360]

>>9281375
I live in New York and I don't own a cage. I have been to Philadelphia - on my bike.

As far as I'm concerned all you cagers are the same. New York plates, Pennsylvania plates, New Jersey plates, Alabama plates. Garbage transport for garbage people.

Use your legs you lazy fucks.

[Anonymous No.9282377]

>>9281498
>getting this mad
>resorts to finger pointing and name calling

[Anonymous No.9282436]

>>9282360
>I live in New York and I don't own a cage

And the whole rest of the world isn't New York you fucking fag. I live in a rural area. Shit's far apart and the roads were not made with cyclists in mind. No buses, no subway, you either drive or stay home.

>>9282240
And we laugh at you for living in an urban shithole nannystate that doesn't trust you with firearms or sugary drinks.

No wonder you dipshits can't drive. I couldn't either if my head was that far up my own ass.

[Anonymous No.9282507]

>>9279079
What is a raincheck

[Anonymous No.9282879]

>>9280225
should've let her put you on the cart anon would have lost less dignity. In fact you should've had your stuff delivered to you.

[Anonymous No.9283137]

>>9279837
>You're the one complaining
>double autist
Lurk moar summerfag

[Anonymous No.9283171]

>>9280254
Marsden's a bogan shithole, I feel for you bro.

[Anonymous No.9283179]

>>9280449
Honestly this. Go to the supermarket either first thing in the morning or last thing at night. Stuff's cheaper and hardly anyone in the store. It's win-win.

[Anonymous No.9283184]

>>9280644
>Fucking inbred shits would fill carts of that stuff.
I hate when people do this.

>Business trip to Japan
>minor Category 2 typhoon incoming
>typhoons/cyclones/hurricanes aren't even dangerous until Cat 3 or 4
>just need to get a couple of things from the store to take back to hotel room
>Old guy in his 80's with 30 litres of milk waiting in line at the check-out
>guy is "stocking up" for the storm that's only going to last for 3-4 hours.

[Anonymous No.9283735]

>>9283184
People do this with winter storms in the midwest too. There were somtimes one or two storms a week. Each time, see people come in and load up on bread, milk, and eggs. The same people every time. What did you do with the 8 gallons of milk you bought four days ago? Who eats 6 loaves of bread in 4 days? Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.9283770]

>>9280849
Yup. At the time the store was open 24/7 (It shortly went to just being open 5am to 11pm after I quit cuz of the depopulation of the area due to all the factories closing, thanks Obama.)

However, the deli(which is actually the meat department) closed at 8pm. No one else was allowed to use the eqiupment after we closed, we would get screamed at if we got overtime. So once the lights go out at 8pm, I'm done working with the equipment. I have an hour to clean up and restock. We also closed down the seafood case at 7pm, which if you knew what you wanted we'd go back and grab it for you, but the goods weren't on display anymore because I have to clear out all the fishy ice each night.

[Anonymous No.9283817]

>>9279107
You deserve to get beaten up