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Lets cook some steak dinner.

The first step is to beat your hot dog bun into a plank and then let it dry out so we can mince it back into flour; I forgot I didn't have flour so I need a thickening agent in my mushroom sauce, this will be it.

Stay tuned.

>> No.9277371

I'm intrigued

>> No.9277389

>>9277353
just food process

>> No.9277390

What knife is that? I have never seen one like that. A filleting knife? Fiskars?

>> No.9277400

>>9277390
It looks like a shitty ceramic knife.

>> No.9277407
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Alright I think this will do, gonna let it dry out for like 15 more mins then cut it up some more.

>>9277390
http://couteaux-furtif.fr/en/

>> No.9277531
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9277531

Did OP die?

>> No.9277535

>>9277531
Hopefully he kysed himself for good

>> No.9277561
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9277561

thyme to chop shrooms.
>>9277531
I haven't made it yet so I'm just posting as I go every so often. I love you.

>> No.9277566
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9277566

This is my favorite thing to do when it comes to cooking, peeling the leafs off of thyme pricks.

>> No.9277611
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9277611

Round one, reduce some mushrooms butter, black pepper, thyme, cream, and beef broth; not added in that order but progress making; also got some hot dog flour in there.

>> No.9277628
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9277628

One pan of dank sauce coming up; lets start on the asparagus / steak / carb now.

>> No.9277631

>>9277353

bumping

>> No.9277661
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9277661

I am cooking aspergers in OJ and black pepper.

>> No.9277691

>>9277353
>steak dinner
>goes to the trouble of preparing things other than steak

fucking faggot

>> No.9277730

>>9277691
This is a new low for CK, apparently you can only have steak if you are eating steak dinner.

>> No.9277736
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9277736

Cut some thin strips off a sirloin.

>> No.9277749

>>9277736
Nice, but what would you do if I were there hehe :^)

>> No.9277750
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9277750

whole grain rotini + chard, spinach, and kale.

>> No.9277755
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9277755

Pull out the aspergers and put the steak in; sear is not important w/ steaks this thin that will cook in 1 minute on each side so ignore sear posters.

The orange flavor in the aspergers and steak is goat.

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>>9277736
>>9277750
>>9277755
>>9277628
>>9277611
>>9277566
>>9277561
>>9277407
>>9277353

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502220797311.webm

THIS IS NOW A PICKLE RICK THREAD
>THIS IS NOW A PICKLE RICK THREAD
THIS IS NOW A PICKLE RICK THREAD
>THIS IS NOW A PICKLE RICK THREAD
THIS IS NOW A PICKLE RICK THREAD
>THIS IS NOW A PICKLE RICK THREAD

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502220797311.webm

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>>9277755
>sear is not important

>> No.9277761
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9277761

Based dinner.

>> No.9277767

>>9277760
haha you're wrong lad. 0 benefit in searing a 2 minute steak

>> No.9277771

shit guys, I had never tried this cooking in OJ before; but it is worth doing; very nice flavors.

>> No.9277772

>>9277767
Searing adds flavor, the cook time of the steak doesn't matter with that

>> No.9277776

>>9277736
that's not steak son. maybe if you didn't spend your tendies money on asparagus and button mushrooms, you could have afforded a little bit more than $4 sandwich cuts.

>> No.9277778

>>9277758
unironically kill yourself

>> No.9277786

>>9277772
>>9277776
both wrong.

steak refers to the way a slice of protein is sliced.

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>>9277761
>Chopsticks

>> No.9277802

>>9277786
And that has to do with searing adding flavor how?

>> No.9277808

>>9277796
If you're not eating with chop sticks in 2017 then you probably shouldn't be eating at all.

>> No.9277812

>>9277802
searing doesn't add flavor in this case. what are you an ihop cook?

>> No.9277822

>>9277812
How does it not add flavor "in this case"? It will always add flavor unless you're somehow removing the seared parts and not eating it afterward. Stop being so defensive and insulting, take the advice and make a better steak next time m8.

>> No.9277841

>>9277808

Why didn't at least cut the steak then?

>> No.9277856

This thread confuses me

>> No.9277934

>>9277407
do you not have a food processor?

>> No.9277971

>>9277566
>Work in a kitchen
>Get asked to pick 1/4lb of thyme
What a fun way to spend an entire shift.

>> No.9277980

>>9277353
I thought the pic was of freezer-burned boneless pork chop that was defrosted in the microwave for too long until I read hot dog bun.

>> No.9278125

>>9277934
yeah I didn't feel like washing it though.

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9278135

>>9277749

>> No.9278301

>>9277971
>1/4 lb of thyme

Damn what were you guys cooking to use that much thyme?

>> No.9278305

>>9278301
Was for a few things, but they do some big catering events.

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>>9278135
I'd cuddle with the tan one on the left

>> No.9278392

>>9277971
>entire shift.
should have taken an hour at most.
I can tell why your boss hates you.

>> No.9278477

>>9277407
2nd rate mince
>actually impressed

>> No.9278486

>>9277755
not grilled, no crosshatch, wtf

>> No.9278489
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>>9277390

I've got the chef knife version.. Only good thing about it is how it looks

>> No.9278490

>>9277808
>some truth in there

>> No.9278523

>>9277761
Looks nice, good job!

>> No.9278850

>>9278392
1/4 pound of thyme is like an entire bucket

>> No.9278855

>>9277661
shit, is this actually a thing? I thought people would give me crap for doing this but it actually tastes really good.

>> No.9278856

>>9277353
$500 knife can't afford plates

typical /ck/ faggot.

>> No.9278865

>>9278856
it's only $100

>> No.9278867

>>9278865
that makes it better how?

>> No.9278871

>>9278867
$400 savings