/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9265652]

Are there any unitaskers that are actually genuinely useful?

[Anonymous No.9265653]

I like to pretend that my herb leaf remover is an ocarina

[Anonymous No.9265660]

knife

[Anonymous No.9265682]

Smalt, the voice control salt shaker.

[Anonymous No.9265685]

Bottle opener
Banana Slicer

[Anonymous No.9265686]

garlic press

[Anonymous No.9265691]

>>9265682
holy shit its real what the hell

[Anonymous No.9265704]

Juicer
Pan

[Anonymous No.9265707]

>>9265660
knives are multitaskers; you can use them to cut, peel, pit fruits etc.

[Anonymous No.9265711]

>>9265652
T..that actually looks pretty usefull.

[Anonymous No.9265715]

>>9265685
>banana slicer

[Anonymous No.9265721]

>>9265704
Juicers are bullshit sugar extractors. Pans do 90% of cooking for non faggots.

[Anonymous No.9265729]

Ice maker

[Anonymous No.9265740]

>>9265685
>banana slicer
You mean any knife you possibly own including butter knives because a banana is the second easiest thing to slice right behind meringue?

[Anonymous No.9265759]

Fire extinguisher

[Anonymous No.9265762]

>>9265721
Juice is a fucking meme anyways, only faggots drink juice. Water, milk, alcohol, tea, or coffee are the only acceptable drinks for human beings.

[Anonymous No.9265766]

>>9265740
Meringue is harder to slice than banana, what the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.9265784]

>>9265721
>>9265762
I meant something like this, not an electric juicer.

[Anonymous No.9265795]

>>9265766
Freshly whipped meringue.

[Anonymous No.9265801]

>>9265762
>alcohol is more acceptable than juice

[Anonymous No.9265805]

>>9265801
Fructose is objectively a worse poison for the human body than alcohol is.

[Anonymous No.9265809]

>>9265805
t.drunkie

[Anonymous No.9265810]

>>9265784
My bad yo
Mos def useful but i usually just squeeze by hand.

[Anonymous No.9265815]

can opener

[Anonymous No.9265816]

>>9265801
>All that sugar without the benifit of being drunk

[Anonymous No.9265817]

Fridge

[Anonymous No.9265819]

>>9265795
Okay. I think ice-cream would've been a better comparison, but I concede the point.

[Anonymous No.9265824]

Potato peeler. You can peel other stuff with it, but it's still a unitasker replacement for knifes.

[Anonymous No.9265967]

>>9265762
milk LOL, color me surprised

[Anonymous No.9265971]

>>9265762
a bodily fluid meant for baby cows is one of the only acceptable drinks for humans LOL. truly spoken like a degenerate

[Anonymous No.9265974]

>>9265660
>>9265686
>>9265704
>>9265729
>>9265817
>>9265824
I should have said specialty unitaskers.

[Anonymous No.9266148]

>>9265652
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.9266180]

[Anonymous No.9266219]

>>9265685

>not having a bottle opener/cork screw combo
>not just mashing banana in your hands

[Anonymous No.9266295]

>>9266180
yfw i just bite a chuck out of the skin and peel it with my fingers

[Anonymous No.9266382]

>>9265784
I usually don't bother with that and put whole peeled lemon in the blender when making stuff like hummus.

[Anonymous No.9266392]

>>9265652

Rice cooker

[Anonymous No.9266428]

why are you idiots posting multitaskers. in order for something to be a unitasker (at least culinary) it has to only be able to be used for one food.

[Anonymous No.9266472]

>>9266428

its not unifooders

[Anonymous No.9266477]

>>9265653
what kind of useless garbage person doesn't own a real ocarina

[Anonymous No.9266478]

>>9266392

Can do more than rice, apparently, but the cake I tried to make didn't work

[Anonymous No.9266482]

>>9266477
on the contrary, what kind of faggot actually owns an ocarina

[Anonymous No.9266492]

>>9266382
>peeling a lemon when you can just gouge out the pulp with a spoon
You're already blending the shit out of it, who cares how it looks afterwards?

[Anonymous No.9266494]

>>9266478

You can find additional uses for pretty much any unitasker, but it was designed to do exactly one thing: cook rice.

[Anonymous No.9266501]

>>9265762
>milk

you were ALMOST correct

[Anonymous No.9266507]

>>9266472
>at least culinary

[Anonymous No.9266516]

>>9265704
NICE AND HOT

[Anonymous No.9266567]

zester
kettle
pepper grinder
rice cooker (if you are asian and eat rice with 70% of your meals)

[Anonymous No.9266575]

>>9266148
I don't know what's worse , you being paid to shill here, or you shilling for free and pretending it's ironic

[Anonymous No.9266582]

>>9265682
For less than the cost of the SMALT can($99) I can buy an Alexa and a fancy salt shaker. Other than tracking your sodium intake, is this really a useful tool?

[Anonymous No.9266601]

>>9265824
ehh, knives take off too much
but i just eat potatoes whole and don't really care for carrots, so it doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.9266604]

ovens can be useful

[Anonymous No.9266640]

this works pretty well if youre looking for a unitasker

[Anonymous No.9266651]

>>9266640
no, that's definitely a dual-tasker

[Anonymous No.9266664]

>>9266492
>not jucing with your eye
Why bother

[Anonymous No.9266685]

>>9265652
>unitaskers that are actually genuinely useful?

Microplane grater?

[Anonymous No.9266705]

>>9265652
what does this thing do? Is it for cutting off the stalks?

[Anonymous No.9266715]

>>9266664
Are you telling me there's a better way?!?

[Anonymous No.9266725]

>>9265685
>banana slicer

[Anonymous No.9266732]

>>9266640
>unitasker thread
>posts a dualtasker

[Anonymous No.9266738]

>>9265819
haha you guys. that was funny.

[Anonymous No.9267223]

>>9266705
I've not used one before, but I believe it strips the leaves off of the stalk when you slide it up. Saves you the pain of picking them by hand.

[Anonymous No.9268055]

turk coffee brewing pot (every not renting person here has one but it looks like for the new world it's still a unitasker)
teapots actually as well

[Anonymous No.9268063]

>>9265652
candy knife
There is no substitute for cutting sticky, gooey, tacky foods.

[Anonymous No.9268072]

>>9268063
I tried googling candy knife and got a bunch of bullshit. Does it go by another name r could you provide a picture? I had a hell of a time trying to cut homemade torrone once.

[Anonymous No.9268074]

>>9265715
I see your banana slicer and raise you a Nana Saver

>>9265652
Grapefruit spoons are kinda useful

[Anonymous No.9268078]

>>9268074

[Anonymous No.9268081]

>>9268072
I don't have a camera and I have no idea if it goes by a different name. There are no markings on the knife and it was a gift. I've never seen it in the store either.

[Anonymous No.9268094]

>>9266392
Dim Sims yo

[Anonymous No.9268108]

>>9268081
welp

[Anonymous No.9268111]

>>9265652
Chopsticks
literally sticks

[Anonymous No.9268112]

>>9268081
hiw much fuckijg candy do you make that someone thought a candy knife was a good gift

[Anonymous No.9268133]

>>9268112
A few pounds a week. It's great for cutting all kinds of other foods that are sticky and such, though.

[Anonymous No.9268134]

>>9268078
>have to use $4.99 unitasker 30 times to even start saving money, even with expensive 19c bananas
genius

[Anonymous No.9268194]

>>9268081
draw it in paint

[Anonymous No.9268203]

>>9268194
It looks like regular chef's knife, not one of those folded thousand times steel swords from area eleven.

[Anonymous No.9268227]

>>9268078
I don't get it. What does it do?

[Anonymous No.9268241]

>>9268227

It's just a cover that closes off the cut end of the banana so it doesn't oxidize and turn brown. It's for retards who don't know about plastic wrap.

[Anonymous No.9268278]

>>9268203
if it looks like a regular chef's knife, then why would it be good for candy? Some kind of nonstick coating?

>>9268111
I wouldn't say that eating utensils count as a unitasker.

There's lots of people here that don't seem to know what a unitasker is. Here's an example, a garlic zip.

[Anonymous No.9268284]

>>9268278
>if it looks like a regular chef's knife, then why would it be good for candy? Some kind of nonstick coating?
Candy doesn't stick to it so it's good for cutting sticky gooey candy. It can't be a coating, since I've sharpened it a few times already and candy does not stick to the sharpened edge at all.

[Anonymous No.9268298]

>>9268284
How would it even be different from a regular chef's knife, then? You're making this a vague as possible, especially since it can't be googled and you have no image of it

[Anonymous No.9268320]

>>9268298
Candy sticks to a regular chef's knife. You try to cut some candy and it turns into this big mess on the first cut. The form is messed up as the candy just pulls after sticking to the knife. Imagine cutting dough with a knife to divide it or somesuch and instead of dividing the dough, you end up pulling it into long strands. With a candy knife, it just cuts into any shape I want without any kind of mess.

[Anonymous No.9268321]

>>9268241
WHy not just eat an entire banana?

[Anonymous No.9268331]

>>9268320
I understand the function and purpose. What I'm asking is how is the form of this knife different from a regular knife that would allow it to cut smoothly, you already ruled out a coating of some kind, and your description of it looking like a regular chef's knife leads me to believe it doesn't have shit like holes, scalloping, or grantons in it.
I'm only asking because I'm interested in a knife like you describe, but what you've told me so far hasn't given me anything to go on.

[Anonymous No.9268348]

>>9268331
No holes, scalloping, grantons, etc. It's shaped like a regular everyday chef's knife. Does that matter? Are normal candy knives shaped differently like a mezzaluna or something?

[Anonymous No.9268357]

>>9268348
I mean it just sounds like a regular chef's knife from what you're saying. I don't see how it would be called a "candy knife", especially since I can't find anything online that references such a thing. Thanks anyway, anon

[Anonymous No.9268361]

>>9268357
My uncle said it was a candy knife when he gave it to me. It doesn't stick like normal knife would. Interesting, maybe I'll ask him about it sometime.

[Anonymous No.9268395]

crêpière pan
oyster knife
snail fork
nutmeg grater
bread knife

[Anonymous No.9268402]

>>9268395
>nutmeg grater
I think these can probably be used elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.9268416]

>>9266567
>70%

more like 100%

[Anonymous No.9268453]

>>9268402
I prefer a nutmeg grinder. Ever since I got one of those, I use a lot more nutmeg since it's so hassle-free to use.
One of my favorite unitaskers.

[Anonymous No.9268456]

>>9268078
two for one now limited offer

[Anonymous No.9268466]

>>9266482
>hurr musical instruments r gey

OK Cleetus, whatever you say :)

[Anonymous No.9268483]

>>9268081
>I don't have a camera

You know this would have been acceptable 10 years ago, but in this age even homeless people have a camera on their phones. I feel like you are just shitposting.

[Anonymous No.9268488]

>>9268483
I don't believe in using a tracking device, anon.

[Anonymous No.9268536]

The unitasker that btfo's that alton faggot everytime
>hurr im so smart my statement is never wrong :))) oh but the oven doesnt count because reason yxz

[Anonymous No.9268556]

>>9268402
Maybe but you usually need a coarser grater for any comestible thing and other spices that are hard like nutmeg can be crushed in a prestle.

[Anonymous No.9268699]

[Anonymous No.9268721]

>>9268536
>yxz

Also,
grapefruit spoon (except I use it for hajapenos

[Anonymous No.9268730]

>>9268699
I have a plastic sphincter like this to ensure I carry the right amount of spaghetti for any situation. For formal events I'll usually stick with a 1.5 or 2, to keep the slim outline of my suit.

[Anonymous No.9268734]

>>9266640
What a strange roller... Is it supposed to allow for creases, or something? Those ends look pretty easy to grasp

[Anonymous No.9268760]

>>9265682
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/smalt-the-world-s-first-interactive-centerpiece-health#/

I don't want to live on this earth anymore

[Anonymous No.9268775]

>>9268416
noodles

[Anonymous No.9268781]

>>9265762
Take milk off of there and I agree. Milk is the epitome of a meme drink, dude.

[Anonymous No.9268786]

>>9266382
W-what about the seeds tho?

[Anonymous No.9268792]

>>9268781
t. zipperhead

[Anonymous No.9268800]

One of my favorite marinades call for 1/4 cup of freshly squeezed lemon juice. If I did this by hand, it would take 3 lemons. With this baby, I can squeeze 1.5 lemons and get what I need.
Best investment for a unitasker.

[Anonymous No.9268810]

>>9268800
I use one of these to squeeze limes to make mojitos, and lemons for salad dressings. It does get a lot more juice out than squeezing by hand.
It's actually been a very good investment for me, since here in flyover land limes can be expensive.

[Anonymous No.9268815]

>>9268081
like this, senpai?

[Anonymous No.9268826]

>>9268792
It's not about lactose intolerance, senpai. It's about how the milk industry's propaganda seems to have convinced everyone that they NEED to drink milk. The fact that something meant for cows is considered a "real" drink is mind boggling. The worst part is that you're playing right into their hand without even realizing it. Wake up, anon. Don't believe their lies.

[Anonymous No.9268831]

>>9265652
The Jackinator

[Anonymous No.9268834]

>>9268734
That's a double sided dildo you moron.

[Anonymous No.9268854]

>>9268826
You're starting to sound awfully lot like a paranoid vegan, so I'm not gonna engage with you.

[Anonymous No.9268858]

>>9268786
The bitterness is pleasant and the cyanide stuff isn't nearly enough to be a problem. Humans are very efficient at dealing with it.

[Anonymous No.9269109]

>>9268834
>you moron

[Anonymous No.9269113]

>>9265652
Can opener

[Anonymous No.9269583]

>>9268760
>>9265691
were i to host parties for a few buddies, were the speaker any good, were the lighting anything but a strip that changes colour - i could see myself wasting 50 bucks on this. but as it stands none of these prerequisites apply, and the price implies that this is some scam, or the street shitter is delirious due to all that natural jenkem.

[Anonymous No.9269634]

>>9268815
No.

[Anonymous No.9269762]

>>9265652

Lime squeezer

[Anonymous No.9269798]

>>9268831
How does he manage to dress himself everyday.

[Anonymous No.9269832]

>>9269798
He doesn't. He just earns enough that he can afford somebody to dress him.

[Anonymous No.9270212]

>>9268831
I'm still convinced he's trolling.

[Anonymous No.9270261]

>>9266477
Haha I know right, I'm such a nerd!

I saw it in Zelda (it's a hardcore video game, you gentlemaidens wouldn't know) and I knew I just had to have one.

To this day I judge others for not owning such a nerd instrument!

[Anonymous No.9271666]

Your mother's genitals.

[Anonymous No.9271764]

>>9271666
His mother's genitals have been tasked multiple ways.

[Anonymous No.9272126]

>>9265971
Implying ANY food is 'meant' for you is extremely self-centered, egothistical, and the most all around rude thing i've read in a while.

All food comes from death, and we take it anyways because that's the way to live, and eventually let something live through ours.

But food is not owed to us, and nothing is out there, animal, animal derivated or vegetable that is 'meant' for us.

Have respect to what we take from the world, or go drink breastmilk until you waste away.

[Anonymous No.9272131]

>>9270212
He probably is to a certain point, like how some game streamers will overreact and keep screaming like they're scared during horror games.

Still seems like a pretty bad person outside of his cooking channel though, and I don't think that was part of his act.

[Anonymous No.9272159]

>>9268800
This one's actually really useful, I've had one for a while now and it's very effective. On a related note, garlic crushers are also similar in that you get a lot of use from them and it helps saving up.

My parents have an electric juicer, like those manual ones except it's electric. That one's also very useful, and that lasts for years and years.

[Anonymous No.9272167]

>>9265652

[Anonymous No.9272188]

There is only one!

[Anonymous No.9272290]

>>9268834
>hes the moron

[Anonymous No.9272306]

>>9268453
How often du you need to use a fucking nutmeg grinder you fuck.

[Anonymous No.9272314]

>>9272167
cleaning them is difficult

[Anonymous No.9272373]

>>9265805
you gotta consider the dosage tho

[Anonymous No.9272376]

>>9268826
I've seen this image before.

[Anonymous No.9272385]

>>9268831
This man makes me ashamed to be an american

[Anonymous No.9272390]

>>9266180
What the fuck? How does this little goddamn bitch even work?

[Anonymous No.9272464]

>>9268826
To you goes this
>>9272126

[Anonymous No.9272670]

>>9272390
My grandparents had one of these. You use it to break the skin and get the peeling process starting. Without having to use your teeth, nails or a knife.

>>9268395
>oyster knife
Indispensable for oysters. I can't imagine opening them another way. I worked in a restaurant and had shucked thousands of oysters. No faggy chain mail glove either. We just used a towel. A few stab wounds but nothing that required a trip to the hospital

[Anonymous No.9272716]

>>9268453
nothing but bechamel on offer at your house then

[Anonymous No.9273001]

>>9268078
I NEED this, holy fuck

[Anonymous No.9273063]

>>9272314

No it isn't. I've used garlic presses all my life.

[Anonymous No.9273336]

>>9272314
the trick is, don't peel the garlic. the good part crushes through and the skin stays in the press. then you open it and pull the skin out and all the gunk in the little holes sticks to the skin and pops right out. sounds like bullshit but I promise it's true.
double win because you don't have to spend time peeling garlic now.

[Anonymous No.9273420]

>>9268831
He lives about 20 minutes away from me. I kind of want to go shit on his doorstep.

[Anonymous No.9275355]

>>9265652
garlic press

[Anonymous No.9275663]

>>9268800
>>9268810
just get stronger hands

>>9268556
I have one of the tube shaped ones. I use it on wood.

[Anonymous No.9275692]

>>9268453
you can replace this with a hand operated burr grinder and also make coffee, useless

[Anonymous No.9275722]

>>9265685
How does a banana slicer work?...

[Anonymous No.9275723]

>>9268402
use it on yoru feet after the shower and those shits will be super soft forever.

[Anonymous No.9275732]

>>9268699
I want to get one to see how many servings my dick is

[Anonymous No.9275752]

>>9266640
a2a

[Anonymous No.9275835]

>>9266180
I use mine as a drink stirrer, the groove at the end rests on the lip of a glass perfectly

[Anonymous No.9275869]

>>9272376
Lactonormative.

[Anonymous No.9275975]

>>9265652

I actually use that as a dough cutter.

[Anonymous No.9276306]

>>9265652
Any unitasker that is used in a dish you make very often. The problem isn't that they only perform one task, it's that people don't consider how often they would realistically be able to use it and clutter their kitchens with shit they use once a year.

[Anonymous No.9276312]

>>9276306
t. clueless Asian who can't even boil rice without depending on a $5000 gadget

how you people managed to cross the pacific ocean without drowning is beyond me

[Anonymous No.9276314]

[Anonymous No.9276374]

Egg slicer. Indispensible if you want sliced boiled eggs in your salad without making a mess or waiting ten years for them to cool down

[Anonymous No.9276390]

>>9266640
Whats it designed to do ?

[Anonymous No.9276404]

>>9275752

yess

[Anonymous No.9276416]

>>9268831
What a badly designed and faulty product that is, certainly not worth a purchase. On a side note, do you like BBQ sauce or teriyaki sauce? You may be interested in this

[Anonymous No.9276507]

[Anonymous No.9276519]

>>9276416

I've got that grater. It works perfectly. Don't confuse Jack's deliberate fuckups for his cringe channel with actual product defects.

[Anonymous No.9276548]

>>9272314
I had one from Ikea, the side pops open to clean it more easily.

>>9276374
I get so much use out of mine. I make enough sandwiches (open face or regular) that the uniform slices are well worth it.

[Anonymous No.9276555]

>>9265652
They're all useful dipshit, they're just useful for one thing.

If it's not useful it's called fucking BROKEN.

Stop watching so much alton brown you flaming homosexual.

[Anonymous No.9276558]

>>9265824
That's why it's not actually called a potato peeler, it's called a vegetable peeler, numbnuts.

[Anonymous No.9276560]

>>9276555
>They're all useful dipshit, they're just useful for one thing.
The word "useful" implies many uses, not one.

>>If it's not useful it's called fucking BROKEN.
Or it just could be a bad design.

[Anonymous No.9276576]

>>9268453
>>9272306
I know I would eat mashed potatoes every day if I had a nutmeg grinder.

[Anonymous No.9276588]

>>9276560
>The word "useful" implies many uses, not one.

Nope.

>Or it just could be a bad design.

AKA broken. If shit doesn't work correctly it's broken. Whether or not that's by design is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.9276596]

>>9276588
Implies =/= dictionary definition. You do understand there's a difference between connotation and denotation, right?

>>AKA broken.
Nope. Broken implies a change of state. An item cannot be broken unless it previously existed in an intact state.

[Anonymous No.9276606]

>>9276596
>Hurrrrr words don't actually mean what they are defined as they mean whatever I want them to

Opinion

DISREGARDED

[Anonymous No.9276610]

>>9276606
Protip: When you hear the term "bad ass" people aren't talking about misbehaving donkeys.

[Anonymous No.9276621]

>>9276560
>The word "useful" implies many uses, not one.
No it doesn't idiot.

[Anonymous No.9276638]

>>9276610
Badass is one word, dipshit.

And it's slang.

And you're STILL fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.9276639]

>>9276621
How could something be "full of uses" if it didn't have more than one?

Are you suggesting that refers to frequency of use rather than number of potential uses?

[Anonymous No.9276641]

>>9276596
>>9276606
Dipshits.

[Anonymous No.9276646]

>>9276638
>And you're STILL fucking retarded.

...coming from a guy who posted a dictionary definition in reply to a post using the word "implies".

Lol @ irony.

[Anonymous No.9276647]

>>9276639
You're just digging that retard hole even deeper.

How can you be so fucking dumb that the only way you can interpret word is literally?

When someone says it's raining cats and dogs do you assume there's pit bulls and persian cats falling out of the fucking sky?

[Anonymous No.9276804]

>>9268488
And yet here you are, using a computer connected to the internet.

[Anonymous No.9276814]

>>9276647
>How can you be so fucking dumb that the only way you can interpret word is literally?

Says the guy who posted dictionary definitions earlier & couldn't understand the concept of implication vs denotation. I swear you can't make up this level of irony.....

>>When someone says it's raining cats and dogs do you assume there's pit bulls and persian cats falling out of the fucking sky

Not at all. See my "bad ass" example above.

[Anonymous No.9277552]

>>9266180
best tool ever

[Anonymous No.9277576]

>>9276814
BADASS IS ONE WORD HOLY SHIT YOU LITERALLY ARE RETARDED

[Anonymous No.9277593]

>>9265805
I keep forgetting it's 2017 and objectivity is now subjective

[Anonymous No.9277597]

>>9265685
does the banana slicer also slice my keks?

[Anonymous No.9277614]

>>9265762
Good job you found all the asians!
>>9265967
>>9265971
>>9266501
>>9268781

[Anonymous No.9277620]

>>9277614
t. Hood CEO

[Anonymous No.9278403]

>>9265652
Potato Ricer really made a perceptible difference in my Gnocchi. If your family doesn't make Gnocchi semi-regularly though I'm not sure if it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.9278533]

>>9278403
I've been thinking about getting a ricer just for that because when I had it in Italy it was really light and delicate. When I try to make it without the ricer it's much denser and not nearly as good. Could be the potato (I used Yukon Gold) or flour (AP), I suppose.

[Anonymous No.9278667]

>>9277597
Nice keks!
Would look great out on a tray.

[Anonymous No.9278685]

>>9268078
What kind of namby-pamby faggot can't eat a whole banana?

[Anonymous No.9278743]

>>9278685
look in the mirror, genius

[Anonymous No.9278749]

>>9278743
I have never not eaten a whole banana
Every moment of my life I am eating a whole banana

[Anonymous No.9278819]

>>9278749
ok ok I stand corrected

[Anonymous No.9279552]

>>9278749
>the chad banana

[Anonymous No.9279623]

>>9276560
>The word "useful" implies many uses, not one
The word "useful" doesn't, but the way he used it really does.
The word itself sans his context implies being of great use. e.g. my bathroom mirror is suuuper useful for looking at my face. dunno what i'd do without it.

>>9276588
>disagreeing on a contextual implication by posting dictionary shot
kek

and then you go on to use the word broken to imply not functional. shall i post the definition stating that it must have been damaged? no.

>>9276606
so not only are you following up your dictionary declaration with a contradicting use of broken, now you are literally calling yourself an idiot for having held your own belief posted one post ago.

>>9276638
>and it's slang
oh my god you're still doing it.

>>9276639
>"full of uses"
it's not "usefuls" it's USEFUL. full of USE. my mirror is super useful to see my face.

meh, 5 minutes of entertainment.

[Anonymous No.9279666]

>>9268361

i refuse to believe that you are this dense and will just assume trolling

[Anonymous No.9279681]

>>9272376

we wuz intolerant n shiet

[Anonymous No.9279722]

>>9272167
use a microplane you degenerate

[Anonymous No.9281262]

>>9265682
Someone get this in Ja/ck/'s hands

[Anonymous No.9281305]

>>9278533
It made my gnocchi a bit lighter but mainly it made the dough more consistent and easier to work with.

Be careful about over boiling and give them enough time to cool.
We use russets typically. AP flour shouldn't give you a problem we've been using it for decades and had not issues.

[Anonymous No.9283350]

>>9268361
Oh my God, this might be the most retarded exchange I've seen on this board. I feel like I've been this high before so I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here, but still, it hurts me to have read this.

>>9268357
Has the patience of a saint for just talking with you

[Anonymous No.9283379]

>>9283350
Someone really has to document this candy knife conversation in a condensed screencap. I can't believe what I have seen here. Someone please. I can't.

[Anonymous No.9283567]

>>9266180

You're supposed to soften the orange with your hands before you peel it. Unless you're a geriatric or some shit.

[Anonymous No.9283572]

>>9266392

They're worth it if you cook a lot of rice. Which means buying a good one.

[Anonymous No.9283594]

waffle iron

[Anonymous No.9283605]

>>9268536
Ovens can be used as storage space when not in use. BTFO

[Anonymous No.9284216]

>>9265805
that's not objective at all

[Anonymous No.9285007]

>>9272290
sweet kek, muh sides

[Anonymous No.9285063]

>>9268826
But milk is good.

It's also been a staple food in many regions for thousands of years.

Everything we eat is fucking weird if you word it a particular way. Meat is animal flesh, fruits vegetables and grains are mostly the reproductive parts of plants, water is one of the most powerful naturally occurring chemical solvents. etc.

Milk isn't any weirder than anything else.

[Anonymous No.9285077]

>>9265652
Clearly a Juicero. Who doesn't need a $400 wifi controlled beg press?

[Anonymous No.9285115]

>>9268536
>>9283605
>can make a roast and heat your home at the same time
Ovens are beyond multitaskers

[Anonymous No.9285131]

>>9268536
But ovens do all sorts of things. they're even less of a unitasker than a knife.

[Anonymous No.9285167]

>>9277614
i are the nuggest

[Anonymous No.9285229]

This Panasonic infrared Oven, it's fucking godly.

Makes perfect toast every time, no need for one of those old fashioned pop up toasters. You can also bake (small) pizza in it, fish sticks, perfectly done roasted asparagus in minutes, nachos, etc. I like to make Parmesan/bacon stuffed zucchini in mine. I love this thing and will never go without one in the kitchen

[Anonymous No.9285238]

>>9283605
I hate people who do this. Don't blame me for filling your house with toxic fumes because you left pans with plastic handles in the oven.

[Anonymous No.9285289]

>>9265685
I'm pretty sure majority of banana slicer sales are from budget CBT enthusiasts

[Anonymous No.9285303]

I swear this has been a persistent thread for 2 weeks. Why do you keep reposting the same shit, you colossal faggot?

[Anonymous No.9285309]

>>9268536
you can proof bread in the oven

[Anonymous No.9285326]

>>9285229
That's not a unitasker though

[Anonymous No.9285340]

>>9268395
>oyster knife
I didn't realize there was any other way to shuck oysters, that's how I learned when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.9285374]

>ctrl+f ”mandolin"
>0 results

Disappointed in you /ck/.

[Anonymous No.9285385]

>>9285326
It is in that it can be used as a toaster, oven, in the same way as a microwave.

Oh wait, this thread if for unitaskers, not multi. Nvm my bad

[Anonymous No.9285393]

>>9285374
You can also use those to slice things

[Anonymous No.9285465]

>>9266392
Faggot, use a pot.

[Anonymous No.9285485]

>>9285393
>also
What would be the other purpose?

[Anonymous No.9285518]

>>9268699
>measures spaghetti and dicks
>unitasker

[Anonymous No.9285522]

>>9268834

[Anonymous No.9285600]

>>9268760
>you now need to connect your salt shaker to the internet just so you can get salt out of it

There is a line and it has been crossed

[Anonymous No.9285645]

>>9285485
Cutting your fucking hand on the stupid fucking thing

[Anonymous No.9285755]

>>9266640
Has any of you ever used a double dildo with your partner?

[Anonymous No.9285758]

>>9268081
Maybe you're just full of shit.

[Anonymous No.9285787]

>>9265805
Alex, What is Alcohol Poisoning for $500?

Never heard of Juice Poisoning you dumb motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.9285795]

Pic related is the best unitasker I've ever owned, especially for someone who loves mangoes and eats them all the time. It's just too much of a pain to use a knife, this makes cutting a dozen mangoes a 30 second process

[Anonymous No.9286131]

>>9268466
Anything but the banjo and kazoo are literally for homos. Music has always been filled with degens

[Anonymous No.9286146]

Drink milk

[Anonymous No.9286181]

>>9265805
being this much in denial

[Anonymous No.9286205]

>>9273420
Do it. Or fuck with him in some way. He deserves any shit he gets.

[Anonymous No.9286218]

>>9272314
get a dish washer, you 3rd world degenerate

[Anonymous No.9286239]

>>9285795
Mango and coconut?
Mango and sweet rice?
Mango curries?

[Anonymous No.9286262]

>>9272126
You're an idiot

[Anonymous No.9286265]

>>9286262
*your and

[Anonymous No.9286874]

>>9286265
*your hand

[Anonymous No.9287164]

>>9268831
Who is this man
Please tell me
I must know

[Anonymous No.9287184]

>>9268826
Nobody thinks they "need" to drink milk
People just like it
They like the taste
Get over it

[Anonymous No.9287205]

>>9287164
Lurk moar newfag

[Anonymous No.9287209]

I cut all kinds of stuff with my pizza cutter at work and I ain't even need no cutting board

[Anonymous No.9287212]

>>9287205
Idgaf about /ck/
But that man is a living meme

[Anonymous No.9287244]

>>9272314
but they clean themselves!

[Anonymous No.9287273]

>>9272126
yea dude just stop drinking water LOL

[Anonymous No.9287280]

regarding the candy knife thing, it's probably just a non-stick knife

[Anonymous No.9287884]

>>9287184
I've always been told I had to drink milk or my bones would break.

[Anonymous No.9288325]

>>9278685
cooking for small kids. At some moment you'll be way too sick to eat the leftovers every fucking time

[Anonymous No.9288467]

The whole "unitasker" meme is outdated and needs to be dropped. Think of utensils in tiers:

Primary: exclusive list of versatile items that allow you to cook 80-90% of your repertoire in some capacity.
>versatile knife (chefs, gyuto, or Chinese cleaver)
>chopping board
>stainless steel pot and pan
>wooden spoon
Anything beyond this is a convenience. Pot and pan double as mixing bowl/roasting tray and this assumes you have table cutlery and crockery (fork to beat things, dessert spoons for a variety of tasks including using two in place of tongs).

Secondary: Convenient utensils that are slightly specialised and you should endeavour to own. The bulk of your utensils.
>mixing bowl
>roasting tray
>silicone spatula
>tongs
>whisk
>sieve
>metal spatula/fish slice
>ladle
>food mill, mortar and pestle, or food processor
>cast iron or carbon steel pan
>pot and pan lids
>paring and filleting knives
>peeler (capable of peeling tomatoes even)
>grater
>rolling pin
Items in this list allow you to prepare many meals faster and expands your repertoire to 100% of its potential.

Tertiary: items to consider on an individual basis. More specialised, less versatile. Less likely to be found in smaller kitchens.
>colander
>mandolin
>teflon cookware
>cast iron or carbon steel pot
>griddle pan
>bench scraper
>stand mixer
>potato masher
>ricer
>chinois
>piping bag
Etc

Quaternary: Highly specialised items that should be purchased with extreme discretion based on individual habit lest your kitchen become a cluttered mess.
>Garlic press
>melon baller
>egg cracker
>pizza cutter
>etc; any number of items marketed for a sole purpose regarding a highly limited pool of ingredients or dishes


By no means has an exhaustive definition been provided for lower order tiers. Tiers constructed regarding "cooking" not "baking".

[Anonymous No.9288792]

>>9285795
>making 2 cuts is too hard

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.9289801]

>>9287884
you'll get osteoporosis

[Anonymous No.9289906]

>>9288325
>getting sick of bananas