/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9263679]

Is this the most aesthetic liquor bottle?

[Anonymous No.9263682]

God no

[Anonymous No.9263697]

Pleb

[Anonymous No.9263727]

>>9263679
babby's first hard liquor?

[Anonymous No.9263731]

>>9263679

[Anonymous No.9263737]

>>9263679
meet Louis VIII

[Anonymous No.9263740]

>>9263737
I meant XIII

[Anonymous No.9264048]

Decent, if not watered down, whiskey. Aesthetic bottle. Pic related is the $25 bottle. I've never tried their premium, the $50 bottle. Is it any good?

[Anonymous No.9264058]

>>9263679

[Anonymous No.9264070]

>>9264048
>aesthetic bottle
>aesthetic
You're a fucking idiot, son.

[Anonymous No.9264114]

>>9264070
I meant the bottle looks cool. No need to get your panties in a bunch over a Vietnamese McDonald's enthusiast image board.

[Anonymous No.9264125]

>>9264114
>I meant the bottle looks cool
That's not what aesthetic means, retard.

[Anonymous No.9264144]

[Anonymous No.9264149]

[Anonymous No.9264164]

I would say yes. It's up there with the Campbell's tomato soup can and Marlboro reds package.

[Anonymous No.9264201]

>>9264125
from merriam webster
a : of, relating to, or dealing with aesthetics or the beautiful aesthetic theories
b : artistic a work of aesthetic value
c : pleasing in appearance : attractive
jesus guy

[Anonymous No.9264210]

its corked too

[Anonymous No.9264325]

Personally this bottle is pretty nice

Also this one: >>9264058

[Anonymous No.9264337]

>>9264201
Merrimam Webster is wrong. Only the first two are correct; it isn't an adjective.

[Anonymous No.9264342]

>>9263679
if youre a redneck, yes

[Anonymous No.9264356]

Fernet has the best bottle AND flavor.

[Anonymous No.9264359]

>>9264144
this desu

[Anonymous No.9264363]

[Anonymous No.9264375]

Gin bottles are the most aesthetic.
Was disappointed, though, that the cap was plastic and not knurled aluminum.

[Anonymous No.9264380]

>tfw dirty hipster
At least it's good gin

[Anonymous No.9264642]

http://www.strangerandstranger.com/category/projects/

[Anonymous No.9264652]

Bourbon bottles look like magical potions

[Anonymous No.9264660]

[Anonymous No.9264689]

>>9264652
>when you're out of EVE for your Telekinesis Plasmid

[Anonymous No.9264901]

>>9264201
C is for cucks

[Anonymous No.9264908]

My favorite looking bottle

[Anonymous No.9264943]

>>9264908
Good rum to boot

[Anonymous No.9264979]

>>9264908
I once finished my night unwillingly on this, was throwing up small amounts of blood the next day, still good stuff though.

[Anonymous No.9264993]

>>9264144
Yeah this

Also GOAT fruitsalad dressing

[Anonymous No.9265183]

>>9264201
It's a weak word choice and if you don't understand that go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.9265215]

>>9263679
Too easy... The choice is obvious.

[Anonymous No.9265233]

[Anonymous No.9265251]

>>9265215
I'm not a fan of Makers but the bottle is pure sex.

[Anonymous No.9265684]

[Anonymous No.9265690]

>>9264908
Too bad it just tastes like liquid candy.

[Anonymous No.9265699]

[Anonymous No.9265768]

>>9263737
>comes with a butt plug to enhance your faggotry
Revolutionary

[Anonymous No.9265804]

>>9264337
>prescriptivism

That's not how language works.

[Anonymous No.9265806]

This board is as full with disgusting, subhuman plebs from reddit just like /v/ and /tv/.
God, I fucking hate and despise you subhuman Gen Z fagglets and avocado sandwich eating millenial subhuman shits.
I wish you would all die in a hellish holocaust flame.

[Anonymous No.9265828]

all the bottles you lads posted are beautiful.

diversity is pretty good when it comes to booze.

[Anonymous No.9265832]

>>9264125
You must be a blast at parties.

>Actually, that's not irony, the term you are looking for is happenstance.

"Stacy, why did you have to bring your brother?"

"Sorry Chad, my mom says he needs more social interactions"

[Anonymous No.9265835]

>>9264149
This is so retarded I have to have it.

[Anonymous No.9265837]

Not liquor but the GOAT

[Anonymous No.9265839]

I love this bottle but its probably because both this whiskey and myself descent from the same tiny part of ireland

[Anonymous No.9265841]

>>9265837
2% lager

wtf

[Anonymous No.9265842]

>>9264689
If that's an actual metal top then it's perfect.

[Anonymous No.9265847]

>>9265839
Forgot pic lol

[Anonymous No.9265848]

>>9265839
you forgot the pic you drunken paddie

[Anonymous No.9265850]

Always been fond of this bottle.

[Anonymous No.9265852]

>>9265847
>5
Gotta admit, that's a pretty fucking pretty bottle.

[Anonymous No.9265871]

>>9265850

and this one as well. The art deco style always makes me think of Rapture from the first bioshock.

[Anonymous No.9265903]

[Anonymous No.9265904]

>>9263679
Crown Royal's presentation with the embroidered cloth bag is nice.

[Anonymous No.9265911]

Bombay sapphire

[Anonymous No.9265916]

>>9265852
I know dude? Everyone loves to shit on paddies for being not quite white or knockoff slavs or whatever else /pol/ can dream up, but the irish aesthetic is so damn underrated.

Like look at these fuckin tombstones

[Anonymous No.9265922]

>>9265916
WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING PIC

i guess paddies really are dumb subhumans lol

[Anonymous No.9265935]

>>9265916
You guys are beasts at knitting too, my aran sweater is my favorite piece of clothing.

[Anonymous No.9265957]

>>9265935
Aryan sweater?

[Anonymous No.9265972]

[Anonymous No.9265980]

>>9265916
>>9265922
slavs are the descendants of vikings, mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfe1wEQzSzM
not all of it is spot on, but it gives you the general idea.
that's why pre-Christendom Russia is so fucking full to the brim with runes, idols, customs, rites, nordic architecture etc.

[Anonymous No.9265999]

Pick a bottle that reminds you of a video game

[Anonymous No.9266025]

>>9265916
Only the Brits shit on Ireland, everyone else thinks you're cool as far as I know.

[Anonymous No.9266048]

>>9265980
So everyone pronounces it RUSH-AH
But it's really Rou-sia?

[Anonymous No.9266049]

>dat color
>dat shape
>dat texture

[Anonymous No.9266051]

>>9265972
Is there such a thing as good vodka?
Good vodka basically tastes like nothing

[Anonymous No.9266087]

>>9266051
Its literally just a way to make things alcoholic without fucking with the taste.

[Anonymous No.9266096]

>>9265804
There's a difference between a healthy balance between descriptivism/prescriptivism and weak word choice, you ninny.

[Anonymous No.9266119]

>>9264943
>to boot
if you mean slang for vomit then yes it is

[Anonymous No.9266124]

>>9266096
There's no healthy amount of prescriptivism.

[Anonymous No.9266134]

>>9265841
maybe it's sold in Utah?

[Anonymous No.9266144]

>>9264325
This is like the most generic bottle out there. St George uses it too. And Corsair Distillery I think.

[Anonymous No.9266149]

>>9266124
Oh, so you're literally a faggot then. How ironic.

[Anonymous No.9266159]

>>9265806
> Calls others faglets
> Posts weaboo hipster shit

[Anonymous No.9266228]

>>9265806
Why is Japan's upper-middle class basically like American Rugged Individualism on bushido-flavored steroids?

[Anonymous No.9266241]

>>9266149
That's not what ironic means, retard.

[Anonymous No.9266243]

>>9266228
because they and their parents (possibly grandparents) had to rebuild a country following WWII. they're like the post-Depression Americans

[Anonymous No.9266258]

>>9265768
Exciting huh Mr Nigger?

[Anonymous No.9266267]

>>9266241
Relax, there's only 5% of the american population who could define "irony," let alone use it in a sentence. And they're muh edjumacated type of big glasses wearing, craft beer drinking, hipster, numale, sjw, antifa, libtards.

[Anonymous No.9266269]

>>9265871
I really like this.

>>9265904
I agree.
>buy liquor
>get free dice bag
>get smashed and play shadowrun

[Anonymous No.9266286]

Also a very nice distillery tour, if you ever get the chance

[Anonymous No.9266351]

>>9266269
Gas station chick one time said her friend had so many of those they stitched them into a blanket. Sounds neat.
I give them to my nieces and shit for coin bags. Also toss them at my girlfriend for whatever other reason she needs a drawstring sack for.

[Anonymous No.9266363]

>>9265806
>hating gen z AND millennials

just how radical of a centrist are you?

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.9266368]

>>9263679
who cares?

[Anonymous No.9266369]

>>9265837
wtf is this all about?

[Anonymous No.9266378]

>>9266048
Yeah, pretty much. It is written as Rossia (Poccия), but pronounced as Rassia:

https://forvo.com/word/%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPTrX6YJOs

Since this is /ck/ pic related, it's Okroshka - one of the best and refreshing foods for hot summer days.

[Anonymous No.9266387]

>>9266369
Typical britbong degeneracy, move along.

[Anonymous No.9266448]

>>9264058
Unironically this
Although you are paying for the novelty

[Anonymous No.9266456]

>>9264908
If by "aesthetics" you mean "babbys first alcohol" then sure

[Anonymous No.9266491]

>>9264337
Correct.

[Anonymous No.9266557]

>>9266049
Even the name sounds refreshing

[Anonymous No.9267087]

>>9266241
I was being ironic to prove a point, you autist.

[Anonymous No.9267140]

>fat boob lady bottle
stuff tastes OK

[Anonymous No.9267144]

I have to give it to Beefeater. They really seem to put some extra thought into their bottles. Not only do they look nice and feel sturdy (I think the bottom is thicker and weightier), but they also seem to be the only ones who have put thought into the way it pours. It looks like they installed some kind of plastic inside the neck and lip that ensures no matter what angle the pour, it comes out in one nice stream and doesn't run down the neck. Totally small details, but for me it's ASMR as fuck. Beefeater24 is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.9267151]

>>9267144
Inb4 beefeater salesrep

[Anonymous No.9267166]

>>9265837
>be al/ck/
>die and go to hell
>keep same tolerance as when you died
>all there is to drink is this

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9267172]

The 40oz, of course

>>9267144

What's that short story with beefeater gibsons?

Reunion?

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9267187]

>>9267172
>>9267144

Found it

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1962/10/27/reunion-8

[Anonymous No.9267189]

I want to buy it just for the bottle

[Anonymous No.9267707]

>>9265980
Slavs are the descendants of mongols.

[Anonymous No.9267732]

>>9263737
That looks like a hairy ballsack.

[Anonymous No.9267736]

>>9266267
>anyone smarter than me is a craft beer drinking, hipster numale, sjw, antifa, libtard

[Anonymous No.9267754]

>>9264356
My friend, embrace me.

[Anonymous No.9267757]

>>9267189
t. dindu

[Anonymous No.9268550]

>>9266049
Big Innis please, no Midori!

[Anonymous No.9268837]

>>9265841
It's legally a softdrink in Russia

[Anonymous No.9268851]

>ctrl+F
>no "hend"

>i am disappoint

[Anonymous No.9268857]

>>9265980
You wot mate? The kingdom of Rus was granted to the viking Rurik, by the native slavic people, after he defeated their enemy. This led to many viking settlers from Sweden immigrating, but they were still the ruling class of a majorly slavic land.

[Anonymous No.9268879]

>>9268851
You fucking retarded piece of shit:
>>9264380

[Anonymous No.9268893]

>>9265215
shit is overpriced but yes

[Anonymous No.9268999]

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[Anonymous No.9269289]

>>9265850

came here to post this. i still have an empty bottle of it just as a decoration. used to use it as a water bottle when i was in college because i was a faggot who wanted to show people my "superior taste"

[Anonymous No.9269325]

>>9265806
blended whiskey

kill yourself, my dude

[Anonymous No.9269612]

>>9267087
So was I.

Best pack it in, lad.

[Anonymous No.9269624]

>>9269325
>he's at the insecure plebeian stage where he doesn't realise that at the top level blends are actually superior to singles

You will learn.

[Anonymous No.9269648]

>>9269325
One of the best whisk(y)s in the world is a blend.

[Anonymous No.9269940]

>>9267707
You are a mongloid downie, fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.9269995]

>>9268879
MB brah, wasn't properly labeled! Next time I'll try alt+F4 to search!

[Anonymous No.9270007]

>>9269648

>its the best because it really expensive!!

get a load of this guy, lel

[Anonymous No.9270014]

>>9269648
nah.

[Anonymous No.9270078]

>>9270007
It's really expensive because it's blended from the best single malts.

[Anonymous No.9270138]

>>9264652
why did they handwrite the proof if they print it along the bottom of the label anyways

[Anonymous No.9270194]

>>9270078
If it was only single malts it would say Blended Malt Scotch Whisky instead of Blended Scotch Whisky.

Terms like single malt and blended scotch whisky have actual definitions.

[Anonymous No.9270201]

>>9267732
Getting you all hot huh?

[Anonymous No.9271107]

>>9269648
A couple of things:
1. This thread is about aesthetic bottling and you either didn't bother reading the 7 words in the first post or you have a down syndrome-level of reading comprehension. In any case, you're dumb.
2. You posted the most unimaginative bottle/drink. Based on your actions in #1, I can only surmise that you have not actually had any JW Blue yourself and are simply posting it based on brand recognition and price, which makes you a sucker.

[Anonymous No.9271124]

*emerges from the bush*

can I see your hunting license?

[Anonymous No.9271232]

>>9265911
Seconding this.

[Anonymous No.9271555]

Best bourbon in the world also in the coolest decanter. Willett Pot Still Reserve. I drink a 750ml bottle a week.

[Anonymous No.9271572]

Though I like the bottles of the cheaper varieties as well.

[Anonymous No.9271593]

>>9267144
Dewars has the same plastic gimmick in the neck. I'm not a fan of it.

[Anonymous No.9271633]

>>9263679
The label design and square bottle is really handsome and anyone saying otherwise is only judging the drink.
One that looks nice to me too is pic related. Sturdy hexagon.

[Anonymous No.9271725]

and it tastes great

[Anonymous No.9271797]

My grandmother found and gave me this when I helped her clean out her house the other day
Is it any good?

[Anonymous No.9271798]

I like both the bottle and the content. The actual content being so bad that it's good (nostalgia).

[Anonymous No.9271802]

>>9271797
The bottle is nothing to write home about but that label is pure sex.

[Anonymous No.9271805]

>>9263679
top 5 for sure, and you mostly pay for the bottle when you buy jack daniel's. it's goddamn awful

[Anonymous No.9271814]

[Anonymous No.9272263]

>ctrl+F
>no "tanq"

>i am disappoint

[Anonymous No.9272324]

>>9266286
Aberlour is decent shit compared to other crappy Speyside distilleries. Well priced too.

[Anonymous No.9272336]

>>9269648
Green Label is better then Blue and is $200 cheaper.
Stupid fucking brand whore, why pay the money when you can get a 1990 Balblair for the same?

[Anonymous No.9272393]

[Anonymous No.9272440]

Also

Skye Vodka
Esbjaerg Vodka
Damrak Gin
Westvleteren Beers

[Anonymous No.9272525]

>>9272440
Frangelico always reminds me of Mrs Buttersworth

[Anonymous No.9272581]

>>9263679
Not liquor, but this is my favorite alcohol bottle ever.

[Anonymous No.9272583]

>>9263679
>american whore perfume water
>aesthetic
pls

[Anonymous No.9272585]

>>9265215
I remember a square bottle for this with a more distinct old pharmacy look to it
it was nice as well

[Anonymous No.9272843]

>>9265768
oh shit anon, damn near fell out of my chair.

[Anonymous No.9272853]

>>9266456
we're judging aesthetics here anon, go make your own whiskey thread if you want to be a massive fag.

[Anonymous No.9272860]

>>9265837
it's just a fucking can anon, jesus christ

[Anonymous No.9272870]

>>9271107
this thread is an epic fail boat, sailing on the boiling seas, about to cross the even horizon of 4tards.

[Anonymous No.9272872]

>>9267166
This is actually an extremely unpleasant thought

[Anonymous No.9273119]

>>9265215
>>9265233

Solid picks, here is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.9273137]

>>9272872
Also,
>withdrawals never end unless staved off by 2% lager
>only allowed to pee twice per 24h
>if you exceed the pee limit, your tolerance increases

[Anonymous No.9273152]

I have some 1999 distillers edition on my crumby counter.

[Anonymous No.9273189]

>>9273137
You're a mean one, Mr Anon