Plates that are not plates

[Anonymous No.9258922]

"One full English Brekkie on a shovel for the big guy"

Why do Brits make fun of us when they do stuff like this?

[Anonymous No.9258935]

>>9258922
Why are so many people too dumb to realize that eating food, especially hot food, off some random paint that's chipping in some spots is a bad idea? I bet these people microwave food in plastic and/or styrofoam containers too.

[Anonymous No.9258951]

>>9258935
Nobody said anglo's were smart

[Anonymous No.9259505]

>>9258951
>anglo's
Nice grammar amerilard

[Anonymous No.9259530]

i believe serving ANY food on anything other than a plate is a sin. I'm looking at you, wooden chopping board with a burger on it

[Anonymous No.9259537]

>>9259530
>not serving chips on newspaper
Juncker please leave

[Anonymous No.9259538]

>>9259537
only exception

[Anonymous No.9259544]

>>9258922
That looks like something that Americans would do though.

[Anonymous No.9259551]

No fun allowed

[Anonymous No.9259554]

So why is there an actual plate under the shovel?

[Anonymous No.9259561]

>>9259554

Could be to make it easier to carry. It's common in a restaurant to put a hot plate or bowl on top of a cold plate so the waiter can carry it without getting burned.

Another option could be simple stability. The curved plate holds the shovel preventing it from tipping over while you eat from it.

[Anonymous No.9260022]

Is it true that american beans are made sweat??

[Anonymous No.9260031]

>>9258922
i like this.... sue me

[Anonymous No.9260058]

>>9258922
Because they have nowhere to dig, they're on an island.

[Anonymous No.9260069]

inb4 404, thinly veiled British """""""""""""""""""""food""""""""""""""""""""""""" thread, not allowed at /ck/ anymore

[Anonymous No.9260086]

>>9260069
'Don't have a lot of cash' is the key phrase here you stupid American.
You will really believe that some impoverished northern runt submitting their abomination to their local rag qualifies as actual cuisine.

[Anonymous No.9260108]

>>9260086
I'm a European, Nigel, and the whole world knows you love toothpaste flavored food....

[Anonymous No.9260149]

>>9258922
No tomatoes and no bacon. Cook should be beaten with the shovel.

[Anonymous No.9260154]

>>9260149
Also no black pudding. I would not eat here.

[Anonymous No.9260169]

>>9260108
Mint sauce goes great with lamb you uncultured faggot, and don't pretend you're continental either. Now go ingest some chlorinated pink slime with dyed HFCS water.

[Anonymous No.9260171]

>>9260108
>mint sauce tastes like toothpaste

[Anonymous No.9260189]

>>9260169
Warum glauben die rotgesichtigen Inselaffen immer, daß wir irgendwelchen dummen Amerikaner sind?

[Anonymous No.9260200]

>>9260169
>be british
>call others "uncultured faggot"

choose one, or are you too fucked up on Creutzfeldt-Jacob?

[Anonymous No.9260214]

>>9260200
>le ebin Reddit spacing
Fag.

[Anonymous No.9260218]

>>9258922

>Go to American diner
>Get shot

Authentic experience

[Anonymous No.9260240]

>>9260200
This is what American '''''''''''''''''''''''culture'''''''''''''''''' looks like.
Our island is well over a thousand years older than yours with a far richer history. 0/10 bait.

[Anonymous No.9260281]

>>9260214
>>9260218
>>9260240

[Anonymous No.9260338]

>>9260281
>Cherrypicking northern runts from Jeremy Kyle
Meanwhile in America
>Fattest country in the world
>56% white
>'''Food''' is no different than eating slop from a trough
>'''Food''' is processed meat, processed cheese and processed ''bread''
>OBSESSED with us due to their inferiority complex
You have nothing to be proud of yank, now tuck in to your lovely dinner :^)

[Anonymous No.9260357]

>>9260281
>he doesnt know the difference between England and Britain.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.9260381]

OOOHH SAY CAN YOU SHAAARRRTTT

[Anonymous No.9260385]

>>9260381
kek.

[Anonymous No.9260386]

AT THE NEAREST WALMARRTTT

[Anonymous No.9260401]

Not American lol, I don't even care about the dumb Americans and they shit themselves

Ich bin ein Deutscher, ihr inzuchtgeschädigten Inselaffen lololol

[Anonymous No.9260406]

>>9258922
I've never seen this in my life.

[Anonymous No.9260409]

>>9260108
It tastes like vinegar and mint, nothing like toothpaste.

[Anonymous No.9260410]

Do americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.9260430]

[Anonymous No.9260440]

[Anonymous No.9260441]

>>9260410
Yes, us here in Brazil do this as Americans.

[Anonymous No.9260448]

[Anonymous No.9260451]

[Anonymous No.9260464]

>>9260069
This is from a satirical magazine.

[Anonymous No.9260465]

>The butthurt shart is now dumping his entire folder
Why do Americans start fights, lose them and then become bitter? this thread is like 'nam all over again

[Anonymous No.9260469]

Oi mates, just came in to say that it was us English people that invented Lasagna!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3067455.stm

Our wine is also the best in the world, as are our sausages which are popular all over the world. In fact they are more popular (and better) that the ones from Hungary, Germany, France or Italy.
Also our cheeses, better and more than the French. So much flavour, innit bruv?

[Anonymous No.9260474]

>>9260451
Pig snouts are a southern delicacy. Americans are so mentally disabled they can't tell their own cuisine from ours. fucking apex kek. You should all be rangebanned from 4chan.

[Anonymous No.9260481]

HOWDY YALL. THIS IS WHAT WE MURICANS CALL REAL 'CUISINE'. BONE APPLE TEA!

[Anonymous No.9260482]

>>9260171
>not knowing that toothpaste tastes like

[Anonymous No.9260484]

>>9260481
It looks good. I'd rather just dunk it in cheese but whatever

[Anonymous No.9260497]

>>9260481
yeah, too mch cheese/sauce or whatever, but I'd still rather eat this (and it will taste awesome I bet) than stargazy pie, British beef, jellied eel, or boiled vegetables.........

[Anonymous No.9260498]

>>9260484
>It looks good.
Americans, everybody.
They would eat an arguably mediocre burger drenched in 'cheese product' (read: plastic) rather than a homebaked pie because they get snobby when you mention actual British food. Your entire country was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.9260502]

>>9258922

Fuck off, it even looks like Trump ffs, you're a try hard, SJW, cuck, wannabe, faggot.

Bet you even own hats.

[Anonymous No.9260507]

>>9260410
>Do americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.9260541]

>>9259537
>getting newspaper ink in your food

[Anonymous No.9260559]

>>9260541
- newspaper ink
- toothpaste
any other weird things English eat?

[Anonymous No.9260572]

>>9260481
Its not the amount of cheese thats disgusts me so, its the KIND of cheese.

Its that fake nacho garbage cheese you buy in the grocery store next to the shit tier generic tostitos salsa.

[Anonymous No.9260615]

>>9260338
>fattest country in the world

Clearly you haven't paid attention to mexico