/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9256077]

>pull up to drive thru
>see this
wat do?

[Anonymous No.9256087]

>>9256077
Park car
Go inside
Commence intercourse

[Anonymous No.9256091]

c-can I have a double whopper, please?

[Anonymous No.9256094]

>>9256077
Watch for a bit then drive off because she's not following food health and safety guidelines.

[Anonymous No.9256100]

>>9256077
>wat do?
remember that I'm not living in a 3rd world shit hole so this wouldn't happen

[Anonymous No.9256107]

Lecture her on the dangers of vaping

[Anonymous No.9256116]

>>9256077
are there actually people that find this arousing? because the first thing I did was look for syringe scars. track marks. fucking trashy and disgusting.

[Anonymous No.9256118]

I'd like to speak to your manager, young lady

[Anonymous No.9256121]

>>9256077
Vomit.

[Anonymous No.9256124]

Ask her to stick her fingers in her ass before serving me.

[Anonymous No.9256126]

>>9256116
You might be a homosexual

[Anonymous No.9256127]

I like a little fecal matter on my food, its cool

[Anonymous No.9256129]

Leave.

[Anonymous No.9256135]

>>9256094
This is the only answer

[Anonymous No.9256165]

>>9256116
This

[Anonymous No.9256177]

I want to impregnate her and then dump her so she gotta raise a hood nigger by herself.

[Anonymous No.9256181]

>>9256116
I did but then the bad pussy

[Anonymous No.9256183]

Well, that was gross

[Anonymous No.9256204]

Yes, what is your soup of the day today?

[Anonymous No.9256215]

Haaay baby!

You want sum brown sugar with your coffee?

Lemme splash a dash of that syphilis and add a few sprinkles of gonorrhea and some whipped cream for ya, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.9256228]

>>9256077
Reach for my pistol.

[Anonymous No.9256235]

snort a mcnugget out of her butthole

[Anonymous No.9256246]

Uuhhhhhhhh lemme get boneless fork and large napkin

[silence maintained by autistic roastie dance]

uhhunderstandable have a nice day

[Anonymous No.9256247]

>>9256215
>Haaay baby!
>You want sum brown sugar with your coffee?

Hows about I drip this here coffee off my left leg and you suck it off my toes?

That'll be $40 for the coffee sugar...

[Anonymous No.9256260]

Wtf this is like that shitty joke with the $5 hamburgers and $10 handjobs and the old guy tells her to wash up cause he wants a burger, except ho queen over here can't fix her trash with a bit of dial

[Anonymous No.9256266]

>>9256077
>tattoos
>hooker nails
>vape
>twerking
>pierced tongue
The longer I watched the worse it got

[Anonymous No.9256271]

>>9256126
>you're gay if you have standards

I would say it's more like you're a neanderthal that can't control your urges and wait for a quality piece of ass that doesn't have herpes, 12 black baby-daddies, and $160k in debt, none of which is college loans.

[Anonymous No.9256273]

>>9256247
>you will never be bullied by a thicc black hood woman

[Anonymous No.9256280]

>>9256273
>>you will never be bullied by a thicc black hood woman

Trust me, you don't want to be bullied by no black woman. Your little white ass can't handle it.

[Anonymous No.9256305]

>>9256271
It's not like you have to marry/date every half naked woman that arouses you, faggot. Do pornstars have to be baptized aswell before you can fap to them?

[Anonymous No.9256339]

>>9256305
Pornstars are disgusting, and not sexy.

[Anonymous No.9256342]

>>9256305
Only a 12 year old can get hard at every picture of a loaf of hamburger buns you show them. Adults who have spent some time with a few women in their life take a little bit more. And that bitch is just disgusting.

[Anonymous No.9256346]

>>9256077
C-c-can I get a s-side of you?