/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9253653]

What is the most masculine soda pop?

[Anonymous No.9253657]

Shaq Soda: Creme Flavored.

[Anonymous No.9253659]

manly men don't drink sugar water

[Anonymous No.9253669]

Mountain Dew

You may not like this, but it's what peak masculinity looks like

[Anonymous No.9253673]

>>9253653
Sprite

[Anonymous No.9253681]

>>9253673
>nigger water

[Anonymous No.9253687]

>>9253673
This is sadly true, I dont like the taste.

[Anonymous No.9253721]

>>9253653
Fun fact if you call fountain drinks "soda pop" you are a faggot

[Anonymous No.9253725]

>>9253669
>Amish water

[Anonymous No.9253726]

>>9253653
Pepsi FIRE!

[Anonymous No.9253764]

Dr pepper
>23 unique flavors just like a man should be unique
>Doctor implies you are intelligent and caring and you have a phd
>created in texas the most manly piece of land in the world

[Anonymous No.9253794]

Hi Resolution root beer

[Anonymous No.9253803]

>>9253764
I prefer the blue collar hardworking Mr.Pibb

[Anonymous No.9253867]

Craft root beer is manly as fuck desu

[Anonymous No.9253881]

Did you guys know that Bang's makes a vanilla cream soda?

[Anonymous No.9253883]

>>9253653
this shit

not ginger ale

not root beer

ginger beer

delicious and gingery

[Anonymous No.9253891]

>>9253867
>Craft anything
Opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.9253985]

>>9253881
>Bangs

[Anonymous No.9253990]

>Cream Soda
>Not even a Mormon

[Anonymous No.9253996]

>>9253883
indeed

[Anonymous No.9254005]

>>9253653
I drove by mount shasta once, I should of brought a shasta cola to have.

[Guy Fieri No.9254029]

>Tastes good
>Comes from mountain springs
>has 30 different vitamins
>Dissolves kidney stones
>Gives you immortality
>Fucks that kid on Xbox Live's mom
>Causes you to ascend to the 11th dimension
>Actually gives you 73 virgins

Only drawback is you have to call your doctor if you erection lasts more than 4 hours

[Anonymous No.9254036]

>>9254029
>a soccer mom's fad from the late 2000's is masculine

[Anonymous No.9254038]

>>9253653
tab because traps are men and that's a pretty fucking gay soda pop so what's more manly than two men dressed as women drinking a tab. it's twice as manly as any other soda pop because with gays there are two of them.

[Anonymous No.9254046]

>>9253985
>he doesn't know about the aged thyme

[Anonymous No.9254049]

>>9254036
That's cause soccer mom's love 73 virgins

[Anonymous No.9254229]

>>9254038
The math checks out to me.

[Anonymous No.9254850]

>>9254229
brilliampt.

[Sage No.9255052]

>>>/g/

[Anonymous No.9255443]

>>9253653
A true man realizes there is a soda for every occasion. He isn't limited to Coke or la croix. He is a man

[Anonymous No.9255512]

>>9253653
>soda pop
Looks like we got ourselves a flyover!
My favorite coke is root beer.

[Anonymous No.9255513]

>>9253883
I agree with you, but ginger flavoured anything is good in my book. Ginger ale is GOAT tier.
Furthermore, root beer.

[Anonymous No.9256918]

>>9253881
I really like the addition of French 60anilla

[Anonymous No.9257179]

>>9253653
What ever juice cums from your moms pussy

[Anonymous No.9257185]

Step aside, manlet cokes.

[Anonymous No.9257284]

>>9257185
Hey i was in b4 >>9254038

[Anonymous No.9257291]

>>9254029
seriously tho the best h2o right

[Anonymous No.9257318]

Irn bru

[Anonymous No.9257606]

This shit is pretty good if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.9257643]

>>9257606
where can I buy some? The Wizarding World of Harry Potter?

[Anonymous No.9257648]

>soda pop

Either soda or pop, pick a side we're at war

[Jordan !Jordan.UwQ No.9257656]

Pirate piss

[Anonymous No.9257661]

>>9257643
I'm in the midwest sadly, though I see them popping up in random spots like Bed bath and beyond, Giant eagle, Kroger's, Marc's. Pretty sure the one time my gay ass stepped in a Cracker barrel I spotted them too.
My friends out west say they can find them at Safeway every now and then.

[Anonymous No.9257666]

>>9253653
>2017
>still drinking sugar water

[Anonymous No.9257677]

>>9253803
This

[Anonymous No.9257678]

>>9253653
sugar lowers T

[Anonymous No.9257687]

>>9257661
Follow up, I'm moving to Kentucky in a few weeks and I'm looking forward to getting Ale-8-one whenever I please.

[Anonymous No.9257720]

[Anonymous No.9257731]

>>9253669
nah, man.
that's not a man.
he transitioned from male to mayo.

[Anonymous No.9257806]

>>9253985
He's trying to force a meme anon.
Any time you che/ck/ in, you're guaranteed to find a thread here placed by this walking tribute to how pathetic the human spirit can be.

Just remember what a sad and shallow little life he lives, if his one moment of anything other than utter mediocrity is a joke reading of a drink label.

Then multiply this by the endless weeks and months of repeating the same sad, unfunny, unimaginative joke over and over like some kind of retard 'Groundhog Day'.

You know what gets me? Amy Schumer isn't funny either, but at least she has new material a couple of times a year.

This guy? Don't hate him. Pity him, because his sole contribution to the entire world is this one pathetic excuse for 'humour', and he keeps reposting it like he's going to have to leave the house and face the real world if he doesn't.

Poor bastard. If I was him and this was my sole reason for being, I'd do the world a favour and just kill myself.

[Anonymous No.9257816]

>>9257806
I feel so very used

[Anonymous No.9257818]

>Current year
>still guzzling 'betes syrups
Kys yourselves desu