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Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:29:23 2017 No.9240726 [Reply] [Original]

Are you ready for the Keurig of food?

https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/891690855521583105

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:30:26 2017 No.9240730 >>9240726 >more tech devices for this useless millenial generation sigh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:42:21 2017 No.9240752 A fucking hobo could make restaurant quality salmon in minutes with some foil and a an open fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:28:29 2017 No.9241125 >>9240752 Not a college kid tho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:34:14 2017 No.9241135 File: 187 KB, 1280x1080, 1474042179352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >siri, burn my house down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:48:08 2017 No.9241160 >>9241135 >"I'm sorry, but I don't have an Nvidia card."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:54:47 2017 No.9241176 >>9241160 I see /g/ is bringing their A-game today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 06:02:47 2017 No.9241189 >>9241160 Siri, upload all of my mp3s

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 06:27:14 2017 No.9241234 >>9241160 >using speech marks within meme arrows Lurk Moar, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 06:47:50 2017 No.9241274 >>9241234 >ridicules another anon >uses the term "speech marks" Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 06:54:05 2017 No.9241288 >>9241274 Nice spacing. :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:24:55 2017 No.9241951 File: 30 KB, 456x402, 1495249439032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9241234 >speech marks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:29:34 2017 No.9241965 File: 2.76 MB, 190x200, 1453364150595.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9241234 >speech marks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:34:18 2017 No.9241976 File: 15 KB, 480x480, 1498228414675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9241234 >speech marks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:35:53 2017 No.9241982 File: 53 KB, 500x465, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9241234

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:52:42 2017 No.9242041 >>9240726 >the keurig of food. The 50s were a while ago. TV dinners are nothing new

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:54:19 2017 No.9242048 this is for retards that think they're smart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:57:21 2017 No.9242056 File: 576 KB, 238x211, Jack-Nicholson-lol.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9241234 >Speech marks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:00:42 2017 No.9242077 File: 74 KB, 635x805, Perfect Food.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >food comes out cooked perfectly ROFL LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:06:23 2017 No.9242099 >>9242077 wa la!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:21:03 2017 No.9242161 I saw an ad for this on youtube. Horrible goddamn idea. They couldn't even get the food to look good for their own advertisement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:28:28 2017 No.9242183 >>9242161 So the main complaint here is that the device doesn't work well? Or the device exists at all? I see nothing wrong with this... wtf is different from this and microwave dinners?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:31:59 2017 No.9242206 >>9240726 >DRM for your food Nope

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:33:49 2017 No.9242218 File: 3.88 MB, 344x203, 1482384523891.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9241234 This is a layered shitpost

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:36:16 2017 No.9242230

>>9242183
>Or the device exists at all?

That.

>>I see nothing wrong with this... wtf is different from this and microwave dinners?

It's more complicated and expensive, yet no better.

Also, are you seriously on a food and cooking board yet you don't see anything wrong with microwave dinners?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:36:58 2017 No.9242234 >>9240726 Isn't this just like that stupid juice thing? Even with that dumb qr code scanner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:37:08 2017 No.9242236 >>9242183 It takes actual ingredients and cooks them to make a quality meal It doesn't cook very well at all I expect it'll be able to do it perfectly by version 3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:37:26 2017 No.9242238 >>9242183 stop asking for a negative argument and make a positive one. what's the benefit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:37:28 2017 No.9242239 >>9242183 >wtf is different from this and microwave dinners? You don't have to set the time on this one, it scans a barcode and sets it automagically!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:38:51 2017 No.9242252 STOP THIS SHIT >business insider >THIS company paid us to ADVERTISE their shitty PRODUCT and you dumb fucks share it... FOR FREE Y'all are mouthbreathers

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:39:34 2017 No.9242256

>>9242183
Nothing, they're equally shitty. The only difference is shipping costs and having to have food delivered, and a giant EZ-Bake oven on your counter and being too retarded to cook actual food with an actual oven, grill, or stove top.

So yeah, it's the same.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:41:11 2017 No.9242262
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HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED I CANT CHECK MY OVEN TIMER WITH MY NEW iPHONE.

What the fuck am I doing with my life?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:41:36 2017 No.9242265 Anything that involves QR codes is guaranteed cancer. No exceptions

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:42:43 2017 No.9242267 File: 166 KB, 351x349, 1492111561952.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9242262 >having a iphone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:43:57 2017 No.9242274 >>9242267 > not having an iphone Do poorfags really do this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:52:14 2017 No.9242303 >>9242274 No, they can't even afford to be in the same stratosphere. I need my IPhone™ so I can bluetooth it to my Beats™ headphones at the cookout while sitting on my Yeti™ cooler while slurping on uncircumcised Penis™. Phillistines, I swear...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 12:53:37 2017 No.9242309 >>9240730 Autonomy needs to become a meme again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:01:29 2017 No.9242337 >>9242252 This thread popped up before the last one even fell out of the catalog. I'm wondering if it isn't their marketing department doing it Anyway sage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 13:49:16 2017 No.9242537 >>9240726 But can the keurig of food also work as a regular keurig

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:41:29 2017 No.9242758 >>9242537 No, like the other guy said it's basically an ez-bake oven for adults. Wait not even basically, it is literally an ez-bake oven for adults.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:54:56 2017 No.9242824 >>9242758 It'll be great Perfect for the people too busy or too stupid to cook Better they get proper healthy meals by a machine than eat mcdicks until they hit 600 pounds

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:55:53 2017 No.9242830 so its a microwavable meal that tastes worse, is just as unhealthy, costs more, and needs an app where can i buy it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:07:40 2017 No.9242890 >$36 dollarrs for 3 meals if it includes S&H and taxes (probably doesn't), then the meals are $12 each the rice and broccoli is negligible, would cost less than a dollar for both, so you're paying $11 for that dinky ass salmon steak

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:11:50 2017 No.9242904
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Guys how do I cook my Banquet Chick Pot Pies in my Adult EZ-Bake oven that costs $400? I can't find the setting on my phone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:16:49 2017 No.9242923 >>9242904 You're a retard then because it is actually on the app. Get your carer to help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:27:55 2017 No.9242980 >>9241135 Neneposter is on point

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 15:35:58 2017 No.9243026 >>9240726 this is a dumbass idea, people who can afford this make a point of eating well

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