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food and cook webms

>> No.9239409

Who in their bloody right mind thinks that this is a good thing to drink? Seriously who the fuck think that this is actuaklly a good idea to make a grilled cheese cocktail? Fuck I rather I rather just drink a bottle of vodka this this horrible looking piece of shit I swear to God if any of you niggers actually made this drink, you are disgusting piece of vile garbage. Seriously what the fuck.

>> No.9239426

pretty sure it's satire matey

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surly the egg king trapped for life

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>> No.9239509

I'm sickened but curious to try this

>> No.9239553

>Garnishing garbage

>> No.9239557

now eat it

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>> No.9239579


It's not sadly.


>> No.9239586

All these webms everyone has already seen a 1000 times!

>> No.9239597

I'm thinking about replacing my kitchen with one of these.

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>> No.9239954

>That enormous blob of gochujang
>Wow, okay, maybe it-
>a second one
what the FUCK

>> No.9239963

Fuck, I love eggie sammies.

>> No.9239966

jesus fucking christ well that anger is completely justified

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>ywn have somebody with an ass that great bend over in front of you like that

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>On one hand, da but
>On the other, she just served crispy franks on a stick

>> No.9240006

>that 2nd girl's reaction

>> No.9240009

>This stick goes into your peepee hole

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>> No.9240087

>That'll be $84.99 plus tip :^)

>> No.9240095

Is that baked hotdogs with corn flakes stuck to them? The fuck?

>> No.9240097

Looks staged

>> No.9240100

It's flyover food.

>> No.9240122

Just made myself a fried egg sandwich because of this.

>> No.9240138

>15 dollars

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>> No.9240145

I love this channel so much.

>> No.9240152

candy making looks so comfy

>> No.9240166

This. It's very popular in New York.

>> No.9240182


Candy making is scary as fuck seeing as molten candy might as well be lava for how well it transfers pain to you if you touch it.

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>> No.9240248

I came right when that lid popped

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>> No.9240284

Seems really inefficient, I'll stick with the microwave.

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I will never get tired of this webm. If only I could taste it.

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>> No.9240416

desert storm 2: electric boogaloo

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>> No.9240490

how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.9240497

Fucking leafs.

>> No.9240500

the closeups of her ass are a metaphor for the shitty quality food she is cooking

>> No.9240520

I have.... but it has been a while. I'm getting old.
t. GenXfag

>> No.9240524


What in the fuck is this shit

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tostinos pizza

>> No.9240637

I fucking hate these threads. It's the same 50 webms over and over again. The 7 jack webms, the tofu chopper, the bloody mary, the rib slicing.


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I will never tire of this

>> No.9240689

it's called an egg rollie


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tis a classic

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>> No.9240749

uma delicia

>> No.9240759

I hadn't seen
before. That's not to say they haven't been posted before, but if you scan through these threads every now and then, even you can find some content that is new to you.

>> No.9240783

that is a fuckload of gochujang

>> No.9240784

It's a fleshlight that cooks eggs.

>> No.9240792

Why did this show end? It was pretty high quality for a tv show.

>> No.9240801

wow, what's happening? a farmer trapping his own pigs?

these are some retarded animals. ramming into each other desperate to escape.

>> No.9240812

>5 kinds of paprika
>some kind of rice

who didn't see that coming

>> No.9240815

No. These are parasites that kill the forest and are going to be exterminated.

>> No.9240823

for their meat?
do you have the entire video, i want to see how long it takes for them to calm down and stop trampling over each other

>> No.9240832

animals don't think like humans. they think more simply than we do.

>> No.9240835

>soggy vodka bread

>> No.9240838

but piiigs are intellligeeent
>t. Vegan who isnt smarter than a pig

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>> No.9240895

not sure if disabled or just annoying

>> No.9240897

Meth is a terrible drug

>> No.9240902

Trap door beneath him

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>> No.9240915

Oh no. Not today!

>> No.9240941

Nah if you were doing this everyday over an over you'd have to make it fun or you'd go fucking crazy. A lot of street vendors do this to create a rhythm and encourage tipping.

>> No.9240942

kek m8

>> No.9240953

Why bother

>> No.9240981

imagine getting to euthanize, process and butcher, store, and then eat these delicious piggies

they're a real problem in texas, and probably all over the south. we're not so afflicted by them in ohio

>> No.9240993

the big ones wouldn't be that edible tho. tough meat, maybe can make sausage with the older ones.

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>> No.9241066

okay so just annoying

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>> No.9241105

he can only leave once he has cooked all of them

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>> No.9241129

Would you rather it kept being milked forever until there was nothing good left about it?

>> No.9241131

I'll tell you, but first you have to eat all these eggs

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>> No.9241140

>unused footage from 'Tangled'

>> No.9241194

Imagine what her shit looked like

>> No.9241211

that is why I am glad Futurama is done for good after 4 dvd movies/a mini season and two extra seasons on top of its original 4 seasons
the well is tapped I feel, I am glad it will never become another The Simpsons because Matt Groening had the foresight to have tighter control over the development of it.

>> No.9241221

>for their meat?
No, as a warning to the others.

>> No.9241242

if someone put a warm colour filter on it, it'd look really nice

>> No.9241245

Milked? If you have read the books you would know that they are only half way in with the show and stopped it apruptly

>> No.9241337

I kept waiting for this idiot to cut his own palm

>> No.9241368

>New York Shitty
When can this meme stop?

>> No.9241591

Who is that qt to the right. You can see some side boob.

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I usually only make new webms when I'm drunk and bored and I've been playing vidya recently instead. Here's one for you though.

>> No.9241696

what the fuck is this garbage?

>eat raw, drained bacon that you haven't cooked or done anything to other than leave in some paper with a bit of salt around the outside

that isn't how you cure meat. that's just horse shit

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How about you contribute some new content?

>> No.9241741

what is twice doing here fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.9241744

I think normally it is fully cured, but some people like raw pork. The Germans do that thing where they shape it into a hedgehog for buffets.

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>> No.9241912

ugh asian people are so heartless
fucking insects

>> No.9241923

It has no head you mong.

>> No.9241929

>>9241923 meant for >>9241912

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>> No.9241978

Hi, I'm extremely high right now. I've just watched this webm about thirty times, and I think the cause of her falling is the chair being pushed out by someone at the table on the right. He seems to stay there after scooting out to demonstrate not his accountability but rather his absolute innocence, as if the waitress should have known exactly which way to walk to avoid sliding-out chairs of people who want to get up politely at a meal like this restaurant would have nice meals. And the waitress is completely confounded, because she doesn't immediately start apologizing, she's thinking, jesus, it's not my fault, it was the fucking guy who slid his chair out, but she knows she has to apologize and she can't just point her finger at the guy. And the other table, the one who got hit with the tray, they're all just stupefied, because what do you do in that situation? You wait, like people wait, they wait for someone to do something, the protagonist, because that's all we do: we are viewers of protagonists, often we like to identify with them and pretend to be them, but deep inside we know there is that separation between us and the person we are pretending to be, and so you wait, you wait for someone to take the lead in a situation, but you don't know that absolutely anyone has the capacity to be that Protagonist, it could be you, and you could get up and do something and be the focus of attention that everyone including yourself so craves,

>> No.9241994

>coat hand in hard candy
>let it set into a spiky ball over your fist
>roam the streets delivering sweet, hard justice to anyone who stands in your way

>> No.9242015

depending on the region, most places with feral hog problems simply kill and dispose of them. The meat is generally gamy and not all that great, nothing like domestic pig

>> No.9242022

Depends entirely on the age of the hog. Young ones are amazingly delicious, and they are by far the most common. If you happen to find some tough old boar then yeah, those don't taste all that great.

and speaking of things that don't taste all that great, most domestic pork is certianly in that category. factory farmed pork is largely flavorless. If you want tasty pig then you either need to go wild (and simply mind the age), or find a small farm that raises heritage breed.

>> No.9242079

They are very intelligent, arguably moreso than dogs.
That's irrelevant to their invasiveness though.

>> No.9242118

>These are parasites that kill the forest
Yep. The big ones taste like shit, but the smaller ones are pretty tasty.
>going to be exterminated
It will NEVER happen. Too many pay to hunt places rely on them for income from city slickers that want to shoot a boar. Texas just recently allowed hunting them by hot air balloon.

>> No.9242133

Yea, you're high as fuck.

>> No.9242134

Looks cute and all but what happens when you cook it? The onion quills will get burnt down to carbon and the parseley will suffer the same fate.

>> No.9242136

>goes by the name "The Candy Crusher"

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>> No.9242142

>coat hand in hard candy
>scream more

>> No.9242144

You don't cook it. Mett is served raw. It's like tartare.

>> No.9242148

Please explain why the cute squid bugs change color.

>> No.9242177

>Mett is served raw.
So all it takes to troll people into eating raw meatloaf is some animal decorations and a new name?

>> No.9242184

They're dead.

>> No.9242185

Of course it is

>> No.9242186


It's got nothing to do with meatloaf. It's a classic German dish.

>> No.9242190

Looks like the folding table she's carrying caught on the chair to her right, tilting it up into the tray. I don't know why she doesn't seem to react until three seconds later though.

>> No.9242192


it's meat fashioned into a loaf. it has that to do with meatloaf.

>> No.9242199


If they sever the nerves between the brain and the chromatophores in the squid's skin they clearly aren't getting any kind of signal as to what color to maintain.

You might as well ask why an electrical device stops working when you cut the cable.

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>> No.9242213


fair question if you don't know it's an electrical device.

>> No.9242224


Everything with a nervous system behaves in that manner.

>>why can't I control my body anymore if I break my neck

>> No.9242233

>Hurr durr why doesn't everyone know how squids work

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>> No.9242243


It's not just squids anon, it's anything with a nervous system. I figure if you're old enough to post here then surely you've taken a basic biology course and know how nerves work.

>> No.9242255


>> No.9242261


the issue is not knowing how the colour changing works. you're rolling your eyes at the question when the knowledge required (about animal coloration) is relatively specialised. it's not as basic as understanding the nervous system if you don't know that the nervous system is controlling it and how.

>> No.9242264

Most animals don't instantly change color after having their nervous system disconnected.

>> No.9242277

Or you could forge a mace out of the candy and avoid hand fractures

>> No.9242278


It's common knowledge that squid can willingly change their own color. Clearly such a system would fail the moment the animal was dead and/or if its nervous system were disconnected.

Same thing would apply to any animal that could change it's color, like a chameleon. Cut a chameleon's head off and it can't change its color anymore either.

>> No.9242294


>It's common knowledge that squid can willingly change their own color.

it's less common than knowledge of the nervous system.

>Clearly such a system would fail the moment the animal was dead and/or if its nervous system were disconnected.

that's not clear if you don't know how chromatophores work.

>> No.9242301

I just thought squids were red.

>> No.9242369

Only when they are really angry

>> No.9242376

he turned them into ghosts!

>> No.9242386

jellyfish are immortal

>> No.9242658

Those aren't squids.

>> No.9242862

He's gutting a fish you stupid faggot

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>> No.9242894

>kill a nigger
>he turns white

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>> No.9243322

who is this guy?

>> No.9243411


He is the eggman. He is the walrus.


>> No.9243515

he's secretly a narwal

>> No.9243528

kek, god I love /ck/ when I'm drunk

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>> No.9243554

dem stares
>why u filming me u stupid falang?

>> No.9243568


>Knowledge = autism

13 years old confirmed

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shitty pasta begone

>> No.9243610

where can you purchase this

i want one, for me

>> No.9243676

southern states in murica

>> No.9244084

well that explains why he's so surly

>> No.9244231

i think that anon was just curious.

>> No.9244263

clever little bees

>> No.9244277

>Ariel Rebel

Why does she make me feel like shit? I blame the big brown eyes

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I just thought of that post when I saw the webm and wanted to bring a smile to anyone else who thought of it.

>> No.9244299

Only if it has the form of Jesus.
Or just use a crucifix

>> No.9244322

kylie wordonovan

>> No.9244330

do you wanna make candy together anon

>> No.9244335

TV producers are fucking stupid and Amazon has no idea what to do with its streaming service

>> No.9244351

wow this looks so much better

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I hope you're not talking shit about Mett

>> No.9244393

this looks like a cute wholesome cooking show

>> No.9244467

I didn't know John Turturro worked as a cook now.

>> No.9244675

I'm sorry for making you feel bad anon

>> No.9244855

Thats queso fresco

>> No.9245030

That'll be 400 dollars plus tip.

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>the backsplash 'tiles' are actually dominos

>> No.9245077

This has to be satire. I'd imagine these flavors to taste like fucking shit when combined.

>> No.9245081

I didn't know this.

>> No.9245090

Then why aren't they fixed in place? Why the instant reversion? Surely the cells would keep the last known commands.

>> No.9245091

I don't know why but I feel more for squids then I do for cows, sheep, pigs, etc.

>> No.9245095

Does he have the master plan?

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>> No.9245111

For me, drunkposting in ck surpasses regular shitposting

>> No.9245129

This is apex comfy

>> No.9245140

>this kills the squid

>> No.9245145

the guy carrying it is just like fuck im so tired of this bullshit

>> No.9245273

>That guy demolishing the boiled eggs

>> No.9245303

>It's common knowledge that squid can willingly change their own color
I guess I'm even more stupid than I realized

>> No.9245351

>Who in their bloody right mind thinks that this is a good thing to drink?
Who else but white people?

>> No.9245361

Maybe cause they're smart as fuck

>> No.9245371

If you're eat animals, why do you care about how they're treated?

>> No.9245396

It does, I know it is hot but it looks comfy and so warm.

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some people don't know how chromatophores work or what they are anon, you don't need to be a big asshole because you've done some basic biology where others haven't

>> No.9245416

>Hi, I'm extremely autistic right now

>> No.9245438

whew first time on CK, thought that was for sure a live fish because of all the china hate threads on pol.

>> No.9245537

neighbors brought some local honey over, you can taste exactly what flowers the nectar came from
v nice stuff

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>> No.9245574

What is this from?

>> No.9245604

It literally has no head, it's just muscle spasms.

>> No.9245625

As its been said
Ill say your not stupid still cause you know something amd take it for granted dont expect others to have a clue i dont expect you to know how to get laid or talk to women much less explore and live carnal fantasies like 3 women at the same time blah blah but you dont have me shitting down your throat about nonsense

>> No.9245631

>get back here

>> No.9245635

>. I figure if you're old enough to post here then surely you've taken a basic biology course and know how nerves work
I figure your head is so far up your ass that your hopeless
What i mean is
Do the decent world a favor and become extinct be choice please

>> No.9245645

do u think the raviolis r burnt?

>> No.9245706

What the HEK

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what did gookmoot mean by this

>> No.9245831

I would like to think he posts here

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>> No.9245939

You know you can pay attractive women with nice asses to bend over in front of you?

You can even pay them to have sex with you.

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>> No.9245943

her ass used to be much nicer, then she got fat and gross
porn actresses should learn to retire when they're still hot

>> No.9245961

Electric saw blades always set me on edge. The whine they make and the constant threat of unwittingly slicing off a limb is highly unnerving.

>> No.9246011


What's wrong with raw bacon?


That's ground meat, not bacon.

>> No.9246016

>handmade ice cubes
What the fuck is wrong with you Japan, was it the nukes?

>> No.9246028

But that's chinese you dumb nigger.

>> No.9246033

What's the difference?

>> No.9246035

A Chinese factory wouldn't look like that

>> No.9246045



>pretty high quality
Only the best tv show ever you turbo plebbe.

>> No.9246049

They're probably fine anon, make sure you blow on em so you don't burn your mouth

>> No.9246054

Ummm reddit is that way kids.

This is rather interesting.

Fucking chinks.

>> No.9246067

It's the first one that gets me, where the guy is leaning out over a giant circular saw on a floor covered in ice.

>> No.9246073

Squids are supposedly highly intelligent.

Pigs are very intelligent too though. I wish I didn't enjoy pork so much.

>> No.9246097

All those cuts to show some asshole salting three pieces of porkbelly.
I can only assume that millenial retards who never set foot in a kitchen are impressed by this shit and that's why they do it.

>> No.9246101

Are those empanadas?
French empanadas?
Now I've truly seen everything.

>> No.9246126

Squids change color to camouflage.
He killed them, so they reverted to their original color.

>> No.9246140

this kills the prawn

>> No.9246143

it's an instructional video you fucktard.

>> No.9246151

Kay's Good Cooking - Fish cakes

>> No.9246166

I love Mett but this ain't right. Holy shit.

>> No.9246431

>oil, nice and cold

>> No.9246439

pure faggotry from start to finish

>> No.9246448


>> No.9246682
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Octopi are the intelligent ones.
Squids are half way there.

Octopi are as smart as chimps or elephants. The are one of the very few animals that pass the mirror test. (Can recognize themselves in a mirror)

>> No.9246848

Still absolutely no excuse for the shitty filming and cutting of the video.

>> No.9246860

Squids deserve to die they were created to be a sea horror. They even have fucking beaks, spike and suction tentacles, and a giant eye

>> No.9246867


why does it need an excuse

>> No.9246878

That's a lot of sodium

>> No.9246879

Why are you making excuses for it then? I just voiced my opinion on it which is that it's extremely poorly edited.

>> No.9246937

>I can only assume that millenial retards who never set foot in a kitchen are impressed by this shit and that's why they do it.

Went a little bit further than that.

>> No.9246954

That's still an opinion!

>> No.9246973


i didn't make excuses for it.

it isn't poorly edited. you don't like the editing because you think it's trying to be 'impressive' but that doesn't mean it's poorly edited.

>> No.9246996

>It's common knowledge that squid can willingly change their own color.
Common knowledge doesn't necessarily mean all or even most people know it. You could say it's common knowledge that Beethoven became deaf, but I wouldn't put money on any given stranger knowing it. Give me 10 random strangers and I'd probably put money on somebody knowing it.

>> No.9247016

If you think the primary purpose of that video is to instruct people on how to pour salt over strips of pork, you're wrong. It's nothing more than fanciful self-indulgence, with those unnecessarily dramatic gestures and over the top editing for what could be demonstrated in 10 seconds.

>> No.9247030

How else are you going to get them all shiny and without bubbles?

>> No.9247068


it's not fucking 'fanciful', pull your head out of your ass. it's stylised and edited to convey how simple it is and the time involved, that's all.

>> No.9247097

Bruno is king

>> No.9247123

I can't remember what it was called or anything else about it but this is definitely a UK hidden camera show from about 15 years ago

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10/10 post I appreciate this post. I kek'd for a full minute

>> No.9247173

>American """education"""

>> No.9247189

sweet sweet cocaine

>> No.9247219

imagine putting this into an unsuspecting girl's hair then restraining her so she can't do anything then get out of there

she would have a hard time getting it out, she might even have to shave it all off!


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>that failed attempt to get the last bit of egg on the plate

>> No.9247246

I can seriously think of this as some kind of torture

the person would have his feet locked to the ground and told if any of the stuff gets onto the floor he is to be shot. unbeknownst to him, he'll be shot anyway

so he'll stand there pulling the stuff before it catches the ground then throwing it back up until he collapses

>> No.9247253

you can't put metal into a microwave

>> No.9247275

he must have hit his wife(?) a lot of time accidently by being like this

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>> No.9247507


I get the feeling these posts are all by the same rather disturbed person.

>> No.9247524

you're a retard

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>> No.9247582

You never saw this guy jump? someone post the You Tub vid

>> No.9247603

I know exactly why I have this boner

>> No.9247621

This is amazing

>> No.9247711

Wtf i could barely eat 1 of those burgers with fries and im fat mayne. this girl is some kind of ubermensh

>> No.9247755

Reminds me of that knucklehead who went to sleep (drunk) with a can of condoned milk on the stove.

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>> No.9247786

I wanna party with these guys.

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I love Baumkuchens, especially those from Juchheim. I wonder how they manage to get them so smooth, unlike the traditional German method.

Oh shit, I remember watching this on TVB Pearl. Hong Kong always has been a great place to eat out.

>> No.9247903


i think i have a vore fetish now?

>> No.9247905

the crazy thing is that the combination works and it actually tastes good. my buddy made it and i tried it.

>> No.9247925

i appreciate you

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I can imagine it, like people do pic related. It's mainly the sauce and the fact that it seems as if the watermelon itself would be nuclear.

>> No.9247991

Reminds of those tubeworms that live around undersea thermal vents.

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My favorite cooking show

>> No.9248180

what is this

>> No.9248201

dude, his new channel he became so clean. still not like standard clean but like he is ok now.

>> No.9248268



Jokes aside, I'd actually like to see the rest of the process.. Does that little pie become full size? Does it double in size?

>> No.9248281


I like this style of corn and thought to myself that it was a shame they used so much mayo and cheese.. then I saw how much time was left in the gif

Sick of these fucking mexicans destroying food

>> No.9248289


Was hoping for a wreck but honestly that probably felt absolutely euphoric to her drug-addled mind

>> No.9248296

that is extremely surprising considering the last i remember he could barely move through his tiny apt with all the trash

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>> No.9248303

razor clam, he pours salt down the hole and then dribbles water so it soaks deeper. clam tries to get away from the over-saltiness.

>> No.9248324


Do all Japanese work incredibly repetitive, menial jobs for their entire existence on earth?

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>> No.9248342


I thought that that was a rental unit or something and it was mostly a joke?

>> No.9248358

>a small farm that raises heritage breed.
This tbhfam, there's a farm by me that does pigs, the fat ring on their chops is like pudding.

>> No.9248383


I saw on a show once that the workers who construct modular homes are given the precise amount of nails/screws for their duties and if they somehow fuck up and have too many/too few that they are immediately dismissed and replaced with one of the dozens (hundreds?) of unemployed that are literally waiting outside for the opportunity of work

And yet westerners are under the impression that these people work with such finesse and speed due to their own "artisanal" endeavours, and not out of pure desperation & necessity

>> No.9248463

I mean, there are a lot of Asians that take their work to an autistic level of perfection, but that's more on a family trade. But a lot of the times its external pressure from employers.

>> No.9248742

do those little bug burgers really replenish the energy spent swinging a heavy metal pot around for hours to catch them in the first place?

>> No.9249159

>I kept waiting for this idiot to cut his own palm
Thats, Kay. Not jack. I recognize that stove anywhere.

>> No.9249506

>when she slips her finger in your ass

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I have not stopped giggling and throwing my hands up for 15 minutes straight. I've been watching commercial after commercial for this thing. I am dead. You have killed me.

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doubt it. especially when you consider the portions. if they had a few more IQ points they would just come up with a simple net of some kind

>> No.9249916

actually, after some cursory googling they're saying it's "up to seven times more nutritious than the average beef burger." still makes me wonder about all the diseases and whatnot

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>fucking hot dogs
>coated in corn flakes
>sticking the skewer into the hot dog and making that face as if to imply having your dick stabbed is somehow sexy
Nothing about this doesn't make me mad

>> No.9250023

is that puffer fish?

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