al/ck/ The workweek is here edition

[Anonymous No.9238511]

Old thread bump limit reached >>9230142

Did squirrel bro make it through the weekend long gnome invasions?

How is hospital bro doing?

How are you doing?

[Anonymous No.9238524]

>>9238511
>How are you doing?
Extremely bad.

I'm out of alcohol, for the next 10 hours at least

[Anonymous No.9238529]

Going sober for the next two months

[Anonymous No.9238536]

>21 days sober
>got a full 7 hours of sleep last night
Feels less shit than normal m9

[Anonymous No.9238538]

>>9238529
lol

[Anonymous No.9238546]

Not drinking for a week or so, need to save money for when I go see my friends in the south. That will be fun.

[Anonymous No.9238548]

>>9238536
nice job. 21 days is no joke.

[Anonymous No.9238579]

>>9238524
That sucks man. Hopefully you'll be alright. I had to wait until noon because of the idiotic Sunday laws here.

[Anonymous No.9238589]

Doing fine, survived birthday party without drinking. It appear my autism is worsening, I barely talked to anybody.
I didn't even try, not sure if better or worse than inevitable awkwardness.

>>9238511
>Did squirrel bro make it through the weekend long gnome invasions?
>>9235718

[Anonymous No.9238606]

>>9238589
>gnome invasions
He's insane enough to make it home. His goats will guide him. He'll be back.

[Anonymous No.9238624]

>>9238529
Good luck! Remember it's okay to fail every now and then. Don't beat yourself up over it.

[Anonymous No.9238651]

>purchased some R&R

This is just aweful, i want to kill myself for cheap but even being wasted isnt enough to make it better to drink, i need something with good price to quality ratio.

[Anonymous No.9238654]

>>9238589
>Doing fine, survived birthday party without drinking.
Congratulations.

Thanks for the squirrel bro update!

>>9238606
I want to see some more hammock pics.

[Anonymous No.9238748]

>>9238651
Simpsonbro is that you? You look a lot better

[Anonymous No.9238821]

Even Abe is feeling the dreadful gnome magic.
It is awful.
We are in pain.

[Anonymous No.9238823]

>>9238651
Give the old brain a break, man.

[Anonymous No.9239074]

>>9238651
when in the military we called that Reach aRound because when you threw that shit up, your guys were shaking so bad you had to hold on to the toilet.

[Anonymous No.9239077]

>>9238821
Dude are you aware that you're insane?
I honestly don't mean that to sound in any way offensive, I'm just curious as to whether you're conscious that you're totally nuts.

[Anonymous No.9239099]

70cl reduced to £12.99 as of today. I'm going to need a wheelbarrow

[Anonymous No.9239105]

>>9238538

[Anonymous No.9239109]

>>9239077
he just has a pet squirrel what's the problem?

[Anonymous No.9239126]

>>9239077
Excuse me? But that is somewhat rude.
You don't know what its like to be gnomed out your dome 12-31 hours a week. It scares my squirrel and I.

[Anonymous No.9239127]

I've got a confession boys.

I was doing just fine drinking moderately with beer.

So I though I could have some liquor as well. I remember drinking some and then waking up with a lethal fucking headache and a destroyed stomach.

Vodka is the devil it seems, piss lager doesn't seem to set me off. Project moderation failed because of the spirits. I'm getting back on the wagon though after this little bender. I hope.

I should've just stuck to weed.

[Anonymous No.9239133]

>>9239127
Best of luck anon.

[Anonymous No.9239147]

>>9239133
Thanks senpai.

I think I will get back on the wagon because of the sheer fucking pain. I didn't remember it being this bad. It's absolutely horrible. I literally noticed myself whimpering, thought it was something else making that noise. I was beggin and praying between dry heaves.

[Anonymous No.9239151]

>>9239126
Tell me more of these gnomes

[Anonymous No.9239154]

>>9239147
Also I should say now that I'm uninhabited that these threads have really rang a bell and have helped me decide to get my shit together.

al/ck/ is making me a better man, without a shred of irony, so thank you lads

[Anonymous No.9239156]

>>9239147
I do this shit too. I'll suddenly realise that for hours I've been making pained, groaning noises without realising I was doing it. I'll make a conscious effort to stop, then in no time at all realise I started again. It goes on for days

[Anonymous No.9239160]

>>9239154
Seconded

[Anonymous No.9239170]

>>9239151
What do you want to know l? I'm currently scouting my lawn for gnome signs do ill answer when I can.

[NEETfAggot No.9239178]

>>9238511
I'm 9 months off cigs. I'm a year off green. I'm 6 months into booze moderation(three drinks every other Friday at 6pm). I'm 3 weeks off caffeine. I've lost 20 pounds and keto. Now I just need a job(been three months).

Keep your head up bros.

[Anonymous No.9239181]

>>9238821
so you have a squirrel for a pet?

[Anonymous No.9239182]

>>9239156
>>9239160
One thing that helped me keep it somewhat under control was that I was watching my sister's bunny and he did pic related to me.

That's something to fucking live for.

[Anonymous No.9239184]

>>9239170
Tell me random facts about them. Their size, what they wear, what they sound like, why they're targeting you... anything, I find it all rather curious

[Anonymous No.9239189]

>>9239099
Checked, but dude, that's way too fucking expensive. I got a 0,7 korn plus a mixer plus a bunch of shots for 7,5 euronis today
t. krautfrog

[Anonymous No.9239191]

>>9239170
how rich are you m8, fucking outdoor stairs n all

[Anonymous No.9239201]

anyone drink this stuff?

its delicious obviously not for everyone tho

haven't had a drink in a month and im craving it badly, usually have one or two with some other beers

[Anonymous No.9239210]

>>9239201
i would buy it for the spook alone

[Anonymous No.9239216]

>>9239189
To expland on that, I shouldn't be drinking that much, shouldn't even touch hard liquor desu, I've got a publication to finish but my girl fucked with me today and yesterday for no good reason and I have nothing else to put me to sleep.

[Anonymous No.9239239]

>>9239181
>>9239184
Yes I have a squirrel I rescued from the cold Months ago after bludgeoning its family to death.
And I first saw the gnomes when I noticed one 20-30 meters away while I was fighting my lawn (wildflowers). It was trying to steal my neighbors mail. And when I went to confront it but it was too fast.
Then they spiked my booze and then my meth as payback and it was all downhill from there. They wear brown robes and some wear small grey hats. They are the about 3-6 inches shorter than a mailbox.

[Anonymous No.9239248]

>>9239239
why did you bludgeon a family of squirrels to death

[Anonymous No.9239263]

>>9239191
What its just 2 ,$50 bags of quik concrete and stones we stole from the river.

[Anonymous No.9239264]

>>9239239
>they spiked my booze and then my meth as payback

[Anonymous No.9239268]

>>9239201
hell yeah

I live not too far from Toronto so i wanna go to the brewery at some point

I usually start off with a few of those before switching to something shitty

[Anonymous No.9239276]

>>9239248
High on dope. And also destroying the sheetrock out of a shed I found and squirrels attacked so I accidently all of them and then raise their surviving child as my own.

[Anonymous No.9239281]

>>9239239
Do you think your meth intake could be related to your ability to see tiny magical men somehow?
>>9239248
He doesn't want them nibbling on his nuts, duh

Also does any al/ck/ie here have an advice for heartburn? I get it all the time while drinking so I mostly just drink milk while getting drunk but I think I'm still on the fast track to an ulcer.

[Anonymous No.9239287]

>>9239239
>meth
It's all becoming clear.
Dude I took meth once. One time. Someone gave me 500mg of Chinese glass which I smoked in one day, then couldn't sleep for FIVE fucking days. Never again. He even gave me another 500mg at a later date and I flushed it. Fuck that stuff.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rL7RSA3olvA

[Anonymous No.9239296]

>>9239276
>so I accidently all of them and then raise their surviving child as my own.
He's going to learn the truth one day and turn on you. I've seen this movie a hundred times

[Anonymous No.9239299]

>>9239281
>heartburn
Bastard of a condition, isn't it. Sodium bicarbonate is the answer you're looking for. One teaspoon and within seconds you'll feel a lot better.

[Anonymous No.9239315]

>>9239299
Checked, and yes, it is. I can't really get drunk anymore because of it, and I'm german, so it killed the pathetic remnants of my social life. If you helped me kill it, you are truly a god amongst men.

[Anonymous No.9239329]

>>9239281
No

[Anonymous No.9239357]

>>9239329
Do you think you saw em cause you fought (and I suppose beat) the wildflowers, then?

[Anonymous No.9239369]

Just made a batch of Apple Pie Moonshine

[Anonymous No.9239383]

>>9239357
No I left the wildflowers alone when I realized they were there first. Then the gnomes were noticed.

[Anonymous No.9239388]

>>9239369
I'm gonna build a copper still. Turns out it's completely illegal, but the fact that it's illegal pissed me off so much that I'm even more determined to do it. I can only drink if I pay some corporate cunt to distill it for me? Nope.

[Anonymous No.9239399]

Tomorrow at the crack of dawn I flee the state for 2 days to hopefully de-gnome myself.

[Anonymous No.9239400]

>>9239383
aight, what did they spike you with ?

>>9239388
I like the spirit and the dubs approve. Do it, and if you blow yourself up you can still haunt the CEOs of various distilleries, kruger style.

>>9239299
Props to this anon, seems to work pretty well, although I feel bubblier than before now.

[Anonymous No.9239417]

Got kicked out of several places last night apparently. It took 4 bouncers to get me to leave the first place not sure what I did though. I also got kicked out of a bar after being there for 10 minutes not sure what happened there either. Got kicked out of some taco place for walking straight to the front of the line and being uncooperative with the staff. There may have been other places I was asked to leave but that's what my friends recalled and I literally ran off from the group at some point.

I also lost my ID, got a hickey somehow, spent like $200 on drinks, got a little too handsy with some girls (might have been why I got kicked out some places), pissed outside my friend's apartment, and have some random new Snapchat friends. This is definitely the worst I've felt in quite a while but I didn't really have a hangover which is good although I was still drunk a few hours after I woke up this afternoon. Thank God I didn't get a drunk and disorderly or something.

I need to get a girlfriend and not drink so much because I hate going to bars/clubs single. I think I need to take a break from drinking for a few weeks and get my shit more together.

[Anonymous No.9239430]

>>9238821
Glad to see you found your way home man.
>>9239399
Do you have pics of gnomes? Could you try drawing one?
Hope you have internet where you go. You'll be seeing your wife?

>>9239127
Told ya.
Good luck getting back on that wagon Anon.

>>9239388
See if there is a collective or cooperative still nearby that isn't "corporate", it might be a safer option, at least the first time.

>>9239400
>I feel bubblier than before now.
kek

[Anonymous No.9239437]

>>9239400
I do not know what poison. But I swapped to beer and they cannot spike aluminum cans. And have trouble spiking dark liqour. My tequila and vodka is easy to spike as it is see-through translucent

[Anonymous No.9239447]

>>9239178
So far so good

[Anonymous No.9239478]

>>9239430
I can't at the moment. Maybe tomorrow in a gnome free environment. Also I am a terrible artist, I can't draw water.

[Anonymous No.9239494]

>>9239437
> they cannot spike aluminum cans
that's fucking great, that means you can still have a gnome-poison-free nutrition.
>>9239478
> I am a terrible artist, I can't draw water.
actually, water is pretty hard to draw. Even if you're sober and in a gnome-free environment.
t. illustrator

[Anonymous No.9239513]

Passed out around 10pm, woke up just now nearly 2am with withdrawals. I swear being an alcohol is a full time fucking job.

[Anonymous No.9239518]

2 months sober and I still feel lifeless

[Anonymous No.9239526]

>>9239518
It won't get better with time

[Anonymous No.9239529]

>>9239526
I know, I'm gonna kill myself eventually

[Anonymous No.9239544]

>>9239478
Water is hard to draw. Do gnomes swim?

>>9239513
Being sober is sooo comfortable.

>>9239526
It won't by itself, but it can with some efforts.
>>9239518
You've tried getting a new hobby, one requiring some physical activity, but it was boring dull and unpleasant? That's brainfog and anhedonia, it goes away eventually.

[Anonymous No.9239548]

>>9239529
More booze for the rest of us. But seriously, you should take some normies with you. A dude committed sudoku with gas in our street when I was about 10, and when they went in to check on him, the whole building detonated, 13 people inside. Left quite an impression :^)

[Anonymous No.9239552]

>>9239544
I started the gym actually and I'm enjoying it, but outside of that I find life so dull,

[Anonymous No.9239571]

>>9239544
>Being sober is sooo comfortable.
1-800-Come-on-now.jpeg

[Anonymous No.9239581]

>>9239548
I'd listen to Linkin Park and swan dive off a large building. I'd Snapchat the final moments of my life.

[Anonymous No.9239583]

>>>9239513 (You)
>Being sober is sooo comfortable.

What do you mean by this exactly?

[Anonymous No.9239596]

>>9239581
>Literally die like a faggot
kek

[Anonymous No.9239606]

>>9239571
>>9239583
Well, I'm not puking, not nauseated, shitting once or twice a day mostly regular turds, not in terrible pain, not shivering, the floor isn't crawling with spiders, and my face isn't bleeding, and I don't have to carry my withdrawing body in public to buy bottles of vodka daily.
Compared to all of the above, it feels pretty comfortable to me.

[Anonymous No.9239611]

>>9239606
I still hate life, but it's paradoxically way more bearable sober.

[Anonymous No.9239624]

>>9239581
No offense, but you sound like a huge faggot like >>9239596
said. It's your goddamn life, why would you spend the last seconds of it attention whoring on social media? Travis Bickle it, D-Fens it, but never, ever 13-Reasons-Why it.
>>9239606
none of the symptoms you described apply to potsmokers or acidheads. Not sayan that hard drugs won't do the things you described, but acting like the only options are
>Be sober
or
>Be Charlie Sheen
is some straight-edge propaganda bullshit. you gon' break eggs and a frying pan next? Fuckin Nar/ck/.

[Anonymous No.9239644]

>>9239518
Only 8 days here, but feeling shit is the only thing which keeps me sober. The moment I have good feels, I race for the nearest bottle. I imagine how much more I could be enjoying myself with a few chugs, and immediately relapse into a world of hellish alcoholism. I have to maintain this shit feel or I'll just end up feeling a hundred times worse. I'm basically ruined.

[Anonymous No.9239662]

2 weeks sober.

Eating yet more cereal.

The shit tastes so good now.

School ends in 2 weeks. It will be hard to stay sober without that albatross.

Wish you all well.

[Anonymous No.9239677]

>>9239644
That makes lots of sense, actually. If you read "Junky", one if not the first book published that really goes into the topic of addiction from the standpoint of an addict, the author basically describes his whole life as a pattern of drug abuse and subsequent withdrawal, in which sobriety was sort of a necessary evil so he could feel a kick while using and not just "function" high basically.

[Anonymous No.9239780]

I'm taking more than I can give.
The love is take is not equal to the love I give.

[Anonymous No.9239820]

>>9239780
Its better this way than the other way around for you, trust me. Both the altruist and the egoist will rot, after all.

[Anonymous No.9239907]

How do I stop getting hangovers?

[Anonymous No.9239919]

>>9239907
Drink a lot of water. For every shot you take, drink a glass of water. You'll never be hungover.

[Anonymous No.9239976]

>>9239919
I drink wine.

[Anonymous No.9240018]

>workweek
>year of our lord 2017AD

Why would anyone want to get a job in the time we live in? All one needs is some booze, food, shelter, and highspeed internet. The government will give you all three if you just ask.

[Anonymous No.9240020]

>>9239976
Drink when you wake. Just enough to stop the hangover.
Getting hangovers isn't very al/ck/ btw, anon. You need to stop drinking in order to get one. I'm guess you don't get serious withdrawals, otherwise you'd be too scared to be sober long enough to find yourself hung over. I know it'll fall on deaf ears, but I urge you to get out now while it's still possible without hallucinations and seizures. They'll get you one day and you'll regret letting it become so advanced.
Anyway yeah, the other anon was right. As much water as you can stand to drink, and a couple of drinks when you wake feeling like shit. No more hangovers.

[Anonymous No.9240067]

Packing my things, then gnome hunt 2 begins.

[Anonymous No.9240098]

>>9240020
I get sick when I drink though, I just get so sick and feel like puking. Also I am Irish so I already have a slight physical dependency on alcohol.

[Anonymous No.9240103]

>>9240018
Have you seen how unemployed alcoholics live? I know dozens of them. They live alone, in one room, no fridges, cookers, heating, often no electricity, just a sofa and a battery powered tape player. Anything of any value is sold the second their £400/month income is gone, they live off foodbanks, have zero chance of finding a gril, are malnourished and normally diseased, hate their lives and die in their 40's. They don't even have toilet paper, just the weekly free newspaper. High speed internet? Dude none of them have computers, they live in ghetto as fuck areas so even if they did own one it'd be stolen same day, and if they do own a phone, it'll be capable of calls, texts and that's it. I could livestream like 5 bedsits which perfectly fit this description if I could hide a cam on me somehow. The daily mail 'luxury life on the dole' meme is absolutely retarded. It only works if you live with your parents. I have lived this shit, I've been around these people for years. What you're saying is simply not true.
/Rabble.

[Anonymous No.9240114]

>>9240067
Good luck brother. Keep us updated!

[Anonymous No.9240115]

Anyone else take benzos?

I've been taking .5-2mg of triazolam a day for 4 years with alcohol (gin). It helps me sleep, not shake during work, and it helps PTSD.

How fucked am I If the doctor who prescribes it, stops prescribing it?

Will I die from withdrawal?

The doctor is a family member who would never stop prescribing it to me intentionally. But I'm afraid he's going to retire or die of old age in the next 5-15 years


>there is no better feeling on earth then taking .5mg of triazolam and a few shots of gin then smoking a cigarette out in the snow while your body fills with warmth and a nice calm comes over you

[Anonymous No.9240132]

>every morning wake up with shit in bed and pants
>bottle of vodka and start drinking it
>get so drunk I get violent smash holes in walls
>pass out in bed and repeat

[Anonymous No.9240146]

Just drank a handle today. And its not even 6pm. Woke up at 2.

[Anonymous No.9240156]

>>9240115
I was on diazepam for 14 years, then my doc forced a 6 month taper on me, in 2014. My drinking near enough doubled and I felt like I was dying all day, every day. After a year I was still in withdraws from the evil fucks, so I started buying diazepam, lorazepam and nitrazepam from the street, and do so to this day. I have 56 pills atm, just took 20mg diaz and 1mg lorazepam. It's the only thing aside from alcohol, which makes me forget that if my dealer is busted, my life will be in danger, and at the very least, the suffering I endure will be biblical.
Benzos are supreme for very short term use when quitting alcohol, but long term use is lethal, and I'd be scared half to death right now were it not for the fact that I can feel that lorazepam kicking in.
Even controlled tapering carried out by a doc, is horrendous. Sorry!

[Anonymous No.9240162]

>>9240146
How many ml in a handle? I keep seeing this but I am unfamiliar with the term.

[Anonymous No.9240163]

I had red wine with blue gatorade

Am i a meme?

[Anonymous No.9240167]

>>9240162
1.75L iirc. American thing.

[Anonymous No.9240169]

>>9238579
Are you in Pennsylvania my good man?

[Anonymous No.9240187]

>>9240156
I would look into etizolam.

Way cheaper then buying street benzos, If you do your research on leddit (I know...). 1000mg = $80 USD.

But It's powder and you have to dilute it with food grade PG USP using volumetric dosing.

So If you bought 1000mg (1 gram)....You could dilute it in PG to 10mg/ml so every ML would contain 10mg of etizolam (so 1 drop from a dropper would be the equivalent of 1mg).

It has the same duration and effects as xanax. With etizolam being slightly more euphoric


There are also analogues of longer acting benzos like valium or klonopin

[Anonymous No.9240198]

>>9240167
Ah okay got it. Thanks

[Anonymous No.9240208]

>>9240187
Too scared to use DNMs, I'm already in more than enough shit with the law. Having my dude simply walk them to my house within 10 mins of my texting him is so much safer.
I'll keep it in mind though for the day that he goes down, which given the fact that his entire fucking house is basically a clandestine pharmacy, seems inevitable. Cheers for the advice.

[Anonymous No.9240216]

>>9240208
It's not dark net, It's clear net.

I have a dynmatic IP so idc if I get banned for this.

Go to rcpowders.com. You do have to buy bitcoin though, He rarely accepts amazon gift cards or some shit but bitcoin is easier to buy

Most states etizolam is not illegal, it also does not fall under the federal analogue act.

I have had etizolam presses before and been stopped and searched (gotta love NYC) and walked away no problem after I told the cop what it was.

He wanted to fuck with me but he couldn't....I didn't break any laws.

If you use the DN you can buy it closer to 60/g though.

[Anonymous No.9240219]

>>9240216
>dynmatic

dynamic

I'm drunk right now. Sorry for any typos

[Anonymous No.9240224]

>>9240169
No Texas. The owner of the corner shithole will serve me before legal time, but lately he's been giving me nasty "get fucking help" looks, so I drink until 6am and head to the 7-11 around the corner and buy Mike's Harder lemonades to power chug at 12pm on the dot.

[Anonymous No.9240231]

Listening to TES oblivion soundtrack. Dems sum feels. Wish life now was as uncomplicated as it was then.
>100% chameleon, smash guard in face with warhammer
"Hm, must have been the wind"

[Anonymous No.9240236]

>>9240216
RCs are illegal in England. Fucking gay island.
I'll check it out regardless, thanks.

[Anonymous No.9240254]

>>9240236
Oh I didn't realize you were in England sorry, Yea look into it if your dealer ever gets busted.

Benzo withdrawal doesn't look fun


Sure no problem, Cheers!

[Anonymous No.9240343]

>get sober
>sex drive thunders back after months of being totally dead
Hate it. How do i chemically castrate myself? Trying to watch 8 out of 10 cats, but Lauren Laverne is on it so I can't concentrate on the jokes, my retarded dick won't shut the fuck up making me think "Holy fuck she's so...", "Good Christ the things I'd to to her...", "Oh fuck me I want to..." etc. I'm sick of it. Sexual desire is fucking irritating, socially accepted madness which is driving me mental. Being free from it was so much more cosy and easy.

[Anonymous No.9240349]

anyone else /liquor store employee/ here?

one of the local alcoholics shit himself in a nearby store, kek.
also the jaundice lady is still kicking somehow. she's been yellow for months and still buys a box of wine every other day or so.

[Anonymous No.9240358]

It's fernet tonight for me. tastes weird man.

[Anonymous No.9240360]

>>9240349
I'd last minutes before drinking the stock. Being in charge of all those quality spirits would be too much.

[Anonymous No.9240405]

>>9240343

Lauren Laverne? Are you sure you're still not drinking?

[Anonymous No.9240410]

>quit weed
>become an alcoholic

I have a problem bros

[Anonymous No.9240414]

>>9240405
I like unique grils. She's delicious. So is Claudia Winkleman.
Yeah I said it.

[Anonymous No.9240422]

>>9240414
Old Winkleman isn't the prettiest but she can be dirty. I'm with Rachel Riley all the way.

[Anonymous No.9240429]

>>9240410
Same. I just exchange one addiction for another.

[Anonymous No.9240434]

>>9240422
Yeah Riley looks nice, but I bet she's boring. Just good looking, not nearly insane enough.

[Anonymous No.9240446]

>>9240410
i've been through this cycle twice between having no weed available and quitting for a new job. both times for 6+ months of drinking a handle of vodka every 2 days

you'll quit drinking when you can smoke again

[Anonymous No.9240466]

>>9240434
how long it take you to get sober?

[Anonymous No.9240512]

>>9240466
I'm not sober. Realistically I'm just between relapses. I've been trying for years. I'm always trying, always fucking up again.

[Anonymous No.9240542]

>>9240466
it's never sober

[Anonymous No.9240598]

>6.30am
>practically dying from tiredness
>1-3 hours a night sleep max for 8 days
>still simply cannot sleep
Why the fuck does WD insist on doing this horrible shit? Every time.

[Anonymous No.9240624]

>bordering on alcoholism for months
>got way too drunk last weekend and was sick for 3 days
>feel completely fine but still don't want to drink
>reward instinct for alcohol might be gone this time
i'm gonna see how long i can keep this going, wish me lu/ck/

[Anonymous No.9240633]

>>9240624
Good luck.

You HAVE to have a fall back activity for when it strikes again. Food. Something fun. Something tasty to drink.

Odds are when it gets to the witching hour you will want all three. Boredom is the enemy.

Stay strong

[Anonymous No.9240661]

Has any femal/ck/ ever posted a pic here? So few people come out of the anon shell, those who do are always dudes as far as I can tell...? I'd be really interested to get a better insight into who we all are

[Anonymous No.9240693]

>>9240661
female alcoholics drink wine or margeritas and don't think they have a problem

they're either the leather skinned tanning bed type, or the type who have tattoos everywhere and hate daddy

[Anonymous No.9240705]

>>9240693

I didn't know /r9k/ was invading this thread, get a life you virgins, stop being so bitter

Just had to say it before someone else would do it unironically

[Anonymous No.9240712]

>>9240693
There are definitely girls in these threads, they're just shy for some reason. And not all female alcohols are as you describe, I know 2 very attractive female alchies.
Dm really, just curious how al/ck/ lives outside of all the alchie-related things we have in common. There characters who do emerge from the shadows are invariably interesting people

[Anonymous No.9240936]

Help

[Anonymous No.9240950]

>tfw you live in a socialist hellhole and 12 beers costs over $25

At least the benzo prescriptions I abuse only cost me $2 each.

[Anonymous No.9240974]

>>9240410
>>9240446
Same here, I just hope I can get back to tokin' before I do some horrible shit, but at the same time I know that It'll take a toll on my productivity and my sleep hours would double (which is good cause I have insomnia, but bad because I have to hand in my final exam in 3 weeks) Downers help, but If I take them I stop caring about anything at all, so I don't think that's a very sustainable lifestyle either.
>mfw I realize you don't run things, things run you

[Anonymous No.9241031]

>>9239178
still need a gf you faggot loser

[Anonymous No.9241040]

I got drunk on Weekend after 4 months of soberity. and you know what ? I didnt like it.
hangover sucked dick, the drunkness wasnt anything Special, and in General I think ist not my Thing anymore. I prefer being sober, but im glad I know I can at least drink once in a while, and thats what ill do. not this everyday insanity that landed me in hospitals before.

[Anonymous No.9241043]

Anyone heard anything from Smirnoffbro? Is he still in the land of the living?

[Anonymous No.9241047]

>>9238511
What's with all the roastie thread pics?
Roasties are the reason half of us drink like sailors to begin with.
Nothing makes me more uncomfortable than seeing a female drink alcohol.

[Anonymous No.9241076]

>>9241047

tbqh we're all alkies and thus equally subhuman irrespective of gender

[Anonymous No.9241220]

>>9240343
Try anti-depressant.

>>9241047
>Roasties are the reason half of us drink like sailors to begin with.
No. Stop making lame excuses for your alcoholism, it doesn't help you.

[Anonymous No.9241250]

>>9241047
Tbf all she gets is a nigger whereas the man gets barely legal pussy on call.

[Anonymous No.9241299]

Why does soda pop foam go away so fast but beer foam stays forever

[Anonymous No.9241304]

>>9241043
No posts here and his phone has been off for something like a month. It's pretty obvious at this point what has happened.

[Anonymous No.9241314]

>>9241304
I'm a regular on another board besides this one and we just had one of our regulars die unexpectedly. It was only noticed when an obit in a major national magazine linked the deceased's youtube channel and someone noticed a bunch of stuff that was posted by the guy who stopped posting

It crossed my mind that maybe it's the same person but I don't think he was an alcoholic

[Anonymous No.9241319]

>>9241304
Pls m8, don't bury him just yet. There is a small but very real chance he is in inpatient care without web access. If someone finds solid evidence, then we accept it, grieve, and move on. Until then, please don't bury him.

[Anonymous No.9241342]

>>9241319
The probability is just too small.
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.9241383]

>>9240936
Iktfb

[Anonymous No.9241388]

>>9239201
That brewery is pretty close to me, I find it is more malty than I normally prefer.

I am currently drinking crowlers from eastbound brewing, bit pricey but a nice drink.

[Anonymous No.9241403]

>>9240103
what?

I know a ton of alcoholic crackheads living off disability and welfare. A good chunk can't afford these things but some can.

or is your reality the only one?

fuckin kek

[Anonymous No.9241457]

It's 7 am on a Monday and I'm not that hungover. I should see this as a new week and go to the gym and act like a functioning member of society. On the other hand, I'm off work for the next two days. Time for a pint of vodka

[Anonymous No.9241466]

>>9240103
I'm an alcoholic and I live in a dorm on 300$ a month
even though 70% of it goes to alcohol, the rest still buys me food and shit

[Anonymous No.9241473]

I think I'm in love with Sierra Boggess.
Listening to her rendition in the Little Mermaid musical right now.
Absolutely loved her in the Phantom of the Opera, royal albert hall.

[Anonymous No.9241545]

MY vacation from gnomes is wonderful.
Im hiding in my brothers storage room with a cot, a pillow, my laptop charged up.
Just snuck out to buy 20$ of various peach flavored ales but mostly four loko.
I miss drinking sugary peach stuff but gnomescouts are attracted to peaches like flies.
Gonna binge King of the Hill and hopefully get good and dickered up so I pass out and catch another hour nap before him and his wife awaken.

God bless Gnome free tennessee.

[Anonymous No.9241578]

The gnome gon giv it to ya
The gnome gon giv it to ya
The gnome gon giv it to ya

[Anonymous No.9241638]

>>9241578
No they are not. Do not even joke about that.

[Anonymous No.9241656]

>>9241047
The ONLY reason anyone drinks is because we enjoy the effect produced by alcohol. If you say anything else, you're making excuses and selling your self a line of shit. It's really that simple.

[Anonymous No.9241662]

>>9241656
Not really. I've used it to escape the fear of imminent imprisonment and to avoid death by withdrawal.

[Hospital Homr No.9241676]

>>9238748
That is me but not take taken or posted by me.

[Anonymous No.9241680]

>>9241662
maybe you should look up the definition of "effect". Use an Oxford. That Websters thing is trash.

[Anonymous No.9241684]

>>9241680
Did you respond to the wrong person?

[Anonymous No.9241826]

college junior here. instead of studying for my exam today I blacked out for 2 days straight. Went to take a shit and it came out bright red. I've learned that it's potentially fine if it's bright red but if it's dark red I have to go to the ER.

Now I'm suffering withdrawal because I don't want to be drunk for my exam, it's getting so bad I may actually have to sip a few beers to stop shaking enough to write properly. It's all over now.

>this unrelenting anxiety
>this overwhelming self hatred
>trying to study through all this

[Anonymous No.9241832]

>>9241826
And you're still only in college...
It gets much much worse, m8

[Anonymous No.9241841]

>>9241684
I think he meant that "I've used it to escape the fear of imminent imprisonment and to avoid death by withdrawal" is included in "we enjoy the effect produced by alcohol."
>>9241680
You do that with "enjoy".

[Anonymous No.9241897]

>>9241841
>think he meant
Yeah but then it covers absolutely anything. To say 'we only use alcohol for anything which is in any way of benefit to us, anything else is a lie' seems a little pointless.

[Anonymous No.9241904]

>>9241826
Well you're a junior, hopefully you'll learn something. So is it STEM or humanities, because the second one should be much more possible to do?

Had withdrawal yesterday until today and very much wouldn't want to have to study during that.

[Anonymous No.9241957]

>>9241638
Be very afraid.

[Anonymous No.9242003]

>>9241904
it's STEM, i'm a math major. i'm feeling better now but yeah trying to study through it is making me want to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.9242019]

>>9241040
be careful. I know for me "once in a while" can easily turn into every day. it's a slippery slope.

[Anonymous No.9242032]

>>9242003
Haha math would be the worst one to study for, just above physics.

I have no real advice, just the common ones.
Chamomile tea, water, and something that replenishes everything you sweat out ( if you're sweating a lot ).

[Anonymous No.9242088]

>>9240187
Any experience with gabapentin? I've heard they can be used to help with withdrawl.

[Anonymous No.9242116]

>>9242088
Not the anon to whom you were responding.
Did you hear that here? I posted like a week ago that gabapentin seemed to be helping me about as much as diazepam. All I took was 300mg, within an hour I felt vastly improved. It helps a lot in my experience. I'm now 9 days clean

[Anonymous No.9242117]

>>9241656
alcohol changes the flavor and makes them delicious

[Anonymous No.9242180]

>>9241826
>>9242003
>junior year
>math major
Are you taking the algebra or analysis sequence?

[Anonymous No.9242297]

>>9242116
Good to know. I have some left over from before my back surgery. I heard it from somewhere else and couldn't remember the source. How often did you take 300mg?

[Anonymous No.9242302]

>>9241826
bruh just go to your student health clinic and they'll fix you up with some pills

[Anonymous No.9242304]

>>9241656
>The ONLY reason
t. retard

[Anonymous No.9242312]

>>9242297
I only took 1 x 300mg once a day, I was using Valium too though

[Anonymous No.9242330]

>>9242180
Linear Algebra

[Anonymous No.9242554]

>>9239677
The first was probably confessions of an opium drinker or something

[Anonymous No.9242613]

fainted while out walking to get lunch with people from work. very embarrassing :(

[Anonymous No.9243240]

>>9242613
You okay now?

[Anonymous No.9243400]

Sitting with people and they are having serious conversations about life. Me sitting there with withdrawal and sweating, headache, anxiety, and the rest while trying to be normal.

Two of the start talking about having alcoholics in the family and you just realize that they probably know and aren't buying your lies. Just hope that none of them say anything to the others.

[Anonymous No.9243414]

>>9243400
listening to other people talk usually drives me to drink

[Anonymous No.9243450]

>>9243414
I love to drink alone, right now I'm sort of just trying to do things to not give up and drink more.

[Anonymous No.9243460]

>>9243450
I fish

[Anonymous No.9243471]

>>9243460
Not a bad idea actually, used to do it.

[Anonymous No.9243486]

Haven't had a work week in about 2 months, drinking does not help

[Anonymous No.9243531]

I don't know which is worse, the fear of death while drinking, or the fear of reality while sober. Just over a week sober and feel less emotionally stable than when totally wrecked 24/7. My life feels impossible

[Anonymous No.9243577]

>>9240187
Drops are not 0.1ml. They're smaller usually.
Drop size depends on dropper (there are no standards), liquid, temperature, and some other factors. Not a reliable measure.

>>9243531
Yeah, that's normal. Post-acute withdrawals.
It'll wear out slowly.
Focus on not drinking, do some simple activities/hobbies, something involving some physical activity. It wont feel very enjoyable, but it'll help you sleep better.
Don't plan large or complicated stuff yet. One day at a time.

[Anonymous No.9243584]

>>9242019
I know that too well, happenes too many time.
Besides, I was angry at myself that I was so grumpy and hungover, which ruins relatioships with people for me. Tonight I go to sleep without drinking anything, I just wanna feel sober and refreshed again, I dont even know if i'll drink on this weekend.

[Anonymous No.9243673]

Decided to buy 8 carlsberg exports yesterday and not vodka just for a change and to be alright for work in the morning...what the fuck it drank all of them from 8pm-2pm and all it gave me was a small headache. Fucking done just gonna keep with the hard stuff

[Anonymous No.9243696]

>>9243673
Yeh I can only get drunk on spirits. Anything else just makes me feel bloated and lethargic, it doesn't even fully stop the withdrawal symptoms. A few decent gulps of vodka though and within like 15 mins I can feel that warmth and the shakes begin to subside. Not a good sign.

[Anonymous No.9243724]

>>9243696
Yeah by the 4th one I was chugging half at a time just to keep a slight buzz...all it made me was feel bloated and uncomfortable...was a fucking waste. Ended my night early because of it.

[Anonymous No.9243960]

*sigh* Time to start the nightly grind. Fuck I'm almost out of mixer.

[Anonymous No.9244207]

>>9240661
dude you're still here asking for pics of girls lmao
pathethic

[Anonymous No.9244282]

>>9244207
>still
Eh? I haven't asked before. Guessing you're thinking of someone else. I asked ITT largely because the last two silhouettes have featured girls.
You sound like a prick btw, anon.

[Anonymous No.9244346]

>>9244207
Stop being a cunt.

From the initial post, how would you know it wasn't a woman writing it? It was just a simple question.

[Anonymous No.9244367]

>>9244282
I can assure you there are woman lurkers on here. Same thing as geezers, and people coming to terms / figuring out their disease.

All of them likely don't write on here as much bc it can derail the thread. Not everyone wants a moniker.

[Anonymous No.9244374]

Fucking kindling man, I quit the heavy drinking and only drink once every 2 weeks or so now. And even then, I had 4 16oz cans of steel reserve the other night, which is pretty much nothing for me nowadays, and had withdrawals for a solid day afterward. Not even a hangover, just withdrawal symptoms. Pretty sure I've fucked up my ability to even get occasionally drunk now without re-whacking out my nervous system

[Anonymous No.9244382]

>>9244374
me too brah
it's all over. :(

[Anonymous No.9244395]

>>9244382
>>9244374
Same. But I know I'll keep drinking. Guess this is going to be bad. I know I won't be able to stop forever, it feels impossible.

[Anonymous No.9244397]

>>9244374
>>9244382
Time to get high.

[Anonymous No.9244401]

>>9244395
i'm a month sober
alan carr's book helped some. there's another similar book called 'this naked mind'

[Anonymous No.9244408]

>>9244397
I'm actually moving to a state with legal weed soon. Not purely because of the weed, but that will be a nice benefit. When I have weed, not drinking is easy

[Anonymous No.9244437]

>>9239178
seems like suffering desu. would much rather taste the sweet nectar of booze as it warms me up.

[Anonymous No.9244536]

>>9244374
If 4 tallboys did that to you, don't even try doing this two days in a row. The withdrawals for me were exponential, two days took a week to fully recover from. I barely made it without just going ahead and staying drunk.

[Anonymous No.9244550]

>>9244536
Yup, before I was back to drinking every couple weeks, I was 4 months sober. I had a liter of vodka over the course of 2 days and was withdrawing for about a week after. That scared me sober again for another couple months

[Anonymous No.9244683]

I got a question, does all the beer taste like shit?
I like liqueur with lemon, but i don't like beer it tastes so shitty. tho i'm a poor fag so i've only drank few branches of beer, is all beer the same or it's like coffee and there's beer that anyone can enjoy?

[Anonymous No.9244910]

>>9244683
People here generally tend to avoid beer, anon. But yeah every beer tastes different. I used to like Budweiser and Stella when I was young.

[Anonymous No.9244962]

>>9239077

>nuts

[Anonymous No.9244967]

>>9239276

I used to have the same tv stand. The wheels on it are nice as fuck

[Anonymous No.9244974]

>>9239581

Make sure you sew your fedora to your head so it doesn't come off when you jump

[Anonymous No.9245596]

>tfw relapsed because I had to be around family

I iust can't handle seemingly voluntary social interactions. I can do goal oriented transactional ones like the supermarket or dentist but sitting around a table exchanging pleasantries is just something completely foreign to my character unless I'm under the influence.

[Anonymous No.9245731]

>>9243240
yeah, good man. been given a couple days off. no one has mentioned alcohol but they probably suspect

thanks for asking

[Anonymous No.9245737]

I hope I didn't revel myself into a hellish withdrawal (likely did). Only 3/4ths of a wine bottle. I was doing so good with kicking this shit and tapering (even slept reasonably last night in the first time in a week without tossing and turning / feeling in my sleep the impeding doom... only had to sip a couple hits from a brew in early AM for jitters).

This kindling shit is for real, and withdrawal shit is for real. Hate this disease. But also, love the feeling of booze. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.9245749]

>Mystery pain in ankle
>Probably hit it or something
>Can barely walk without extreme pain
lovely

[Anonymous No.9245754]

>>9239276
What will you do when the gnomes tell it the truth that you killed its family?
I think the gnomes are capable of such evil

[Anonymous No.9245765]

On the weekend I got fucking intense chest pains on Sunday morning. Right where my heart is. Went the rest of the day without drinking and it hurt the whole day. Was a little tender on Monday and then all gone this morning.

What the fuck did I do? I didn't really drink more than I usually do. 4 1/2 bottles of Turkey over 3 days. Is my body telling me it can't keep doing this or could it be something else? My neck and should were really sore on Friday.

[Anonymous No.9245772]

>>9245765
That means you will die soon. Sorry anon. :(

[Anonymous No.9245778]

>>9245772
Not sure if I'm ready but I guess that'll be okay. Will be pretty embarrassing to die from heart failure in my early 30s.

[Anonymous No.9245819]

>>9245778
Just kidding anon. Had the same shit like you, pain in that area and stuff. I quit smoking, quit drinking and started to eat healthy (most of the time at least) and go running 3 times a week. Am fine now.

[Anonymous No.9245821]

tfw clean for a week

[Anonymous No.9245837]

Any /quitsmoking/ man in? I literally can't smoke a cig while sober but as soon as I get drunk I crave them. Anyone know how to combat this?

[Anonymous No.9245839]

>>9245821
>1 week sober: life feels meaningless and empty
>2 weeks sober: life feels tolerable
>3 weeks sober: life feels good

That first week is so fucking hard to get through. So often I end up just giving in to despondency and I buy a bottle.

[Anonymous No.9245853]

>>9245837
Dont drink. Ez

[Anonymous No.9245879]

>>9245853
This is a thread for alcoholics ya dingus. Anyone got any real suggestions?

[Anonymous No.9245888]

>>9245879
Make a cup of tea every time you wanna drink. Swaps one addiction for another, worked p good for me for smoking.

[Anonymous No.9245899]

>>9245888
Not really concerned about drinking at the moment, more looking for a way to continue drinking but not smoke cigs. Thanks though :)

[Anonymous No.9245916]

36 days sober. My support has been lost though. There was a thread I visited every day to give me the strength to stay dry, but mods killed it. Perhaps it's only a matter of time. I'm going to dig deep but I don't know if I have the resolve to do it alone. I can't believe some shithead killed it. What a cruel thing to do.

[Anonymous No.9245920]

>>9245916
Why was it killed? And how did it last for 36 days? Was it on /hc/ or some other obscenely slow board?

[Anonymous No.9245930]

>>9245920
Nah it was on /r9k/. There was a thread for people with mental problems including dependency issues. Someone had a personal vendetta against the guy who set it up and kind of looked after everyone. So they kept trolling and eventually found a way to get rid of it once and for all. I think they pleased with the mods that it was advice (it wasn't, it was support) and so it belonged on /adv/. So the threads got deleted or set to autosage. Just a bitter, spiteful think to do.

[Anonymous No.9245946]

>>9245930
r9k has been invaded by leftists. They ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.9245951]

>>9245946
Well, I suppose I'll haunt this thread from now on. It won't be the same, but on the other hand you guys know more about alcohol dependency I reckon? I'll just have to leave the other stuff at the door.

[Anonymous No.9245954]

>>9245951
Oh don't worry /pol/ manages not to leave everything at the door. You can blame all your problems on ((the jews)) like the other guy

[Anonymous No.9245970]

>>9245954
Well, alright then. The gist is that I have a disorder that only really affects me when I'm in an altered state of mind - i.e. alcohol - but the rest of the time I'm mostly ok. So it's more dangerous for me to drink that most. All kinds of shit goes off. But as long as I stay off it, I'm fairly normal. By /r9k/ standards, anyway.

[Anonymous No.9246005]

There is a beautiful woman is the house with me I'm 90 miles from home and she seems down to screw around. Should I? I would be cheating on my girlfriend of 6 years but she wouldn't know and this girl is so fine. What do I do? Should I seal the deal?

[Anonymous No.9246009]

>>9246005
Don't do it, anon.

[Anonymous No.9246022]

>>9246009
I guess I wont. I doubt I could hardly bemuch of a sexual partner at the moment ith the drunkenness.

[Anonymous No.9246024]

>>9246005
>but she wouldn't know
That's your dick talking. She'll know.

[Anonymous No.9246039]

I have a legitimate question. I've never liked the idea of self-diagnosis, I don't think I'm knowledgeable enough to do so and it always feels pretentious. At the moment I drink almost every night. I can't remember a night in the last 3 weeks where I haven't had a drink. But in the same breath, it's not often at all that I get drunk. Is just having a few drinks each night still a form of alcoholism? Is it what some people describe as functional alcoholism or is that something else?

[Anonymous No.9246043]

I haven't puked up that disgusting yellow stuff in a week or two; is that a bad or good sign?

[Anonymous No.9246051]

>>9246043
Normally it stops for me if I'm eating. I only get that yellow acid alien blood shit if I've had no food for a few days

[Anonymous No.9246058]

>>9246039
There's no real definition of what constitutes alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.9246060]

>>9246039
Try not to have a drink for a couple of nights. If you obsess about getting a drink or get physical symptoms, you're an alchie

[Anonymous No.9246062]

oh GOD DAMNITo

[Anonymous No.9246092]

>>9241403
Make some new friends.

[Anonymous No.9246095]

>>9246062
Yeah I'm there man. I'm in another state. Drumk and penniless but I have work tomorrow and I'm so hammered I dont know if I found a set of keys or lost a car. This sucks.
>fuckin alck

I came dpwnher to get away from gnomes and gnomed myself.
I need help.
I had $100 bucks andnoe I have 1 singular dollar in my wallet. I can buy gas or a beer and I'm about to start shaking. Goddamnit
fuck
Gnomes
Fuck tickets, screw fbimes, hate

[Anonymous No.9246111]

>>9246095
Buck Rogers and is not a good day damnit I have to be the same thing as the mayor and the is for you can do you want a good time for me is a great deal more to come over the years of experience with our customers with an interest and a new phone and the rest and get some of them have the best thing that has the same as well in that it has a great deal more to come over the years and the rest on my mind off the hook me to get my message on my mind and the rest is the same is that they will never know who the is not responsible

[Anonymous No.9246119]

>>9246111
Fjucminh replying to nyselfand this is awful. Some please help ne the gnomes are too much I am gonna die

[Anonymous No.9246123]

>>9246119
Get help man. I'm saying this with best intentions, you need professional help

[Anonymous No.9246131]

>>9246111
Weird, i was thinking the same thing

[Anonymous No.9246149]

>>9245839
Yeah the first week is the hardest, the first few days in particular. It's easy to fall into that junkie rationalization of "it's better to relapse now than to relapse later".

starting again, 30 hours in, good luck anons

[Anonymous No.9246160]

>>9246119
Are you still smoking meth? Dude ffs stop that shit if so. Crack is healthier than that madman poison.
I assume you can get other drugs if you can get hold of crystal. Can't you get some Valium or something? It sounds like you need a lot of sleep, and to calm down. You don't want to end up spun and on a secure psychiatric ward.
I'm not ignorant enough that I'd propose you should consider sobriety atm, but I think if I felt the way I sense that you feel right now, and dude I've been strung out on 20 rocks of crack a day in addition to alcoholism and heroin use, I'd stick exclusively to strong beer and/or benzos for at least a few weeks, then up the benzos and drop the pisswater, before tapering the benzos and trying to stay clean. Pro help would be great, but I doubt you want it, I know I didn't, so I suggest you try to climb the mountain yourself before this gets 100% out of control and you end up in prison or in a straight jacket.

[Anonymous No.9246193]

Wonder happened to that dude Rob, whose wife left an empty bottle on the table with a note saying she'd decided to gtfo

[Anonymous No.9246219]

I've got serious case of gout in my left foot
Had some chocirine / progout left over from Feb this year when I had my last outbreak
They're 500mg tablets and it says don't take more than 5 in 24 hours. What will happen if I take 6 or 7 in 12 hours? I don't want to wake up tomorrow morning in pain like I was today.

[Anonymous No.9246223]

Actually I think they are 500mcg
Microgram or whatevs

[Anonymous No.9246345]

>>9240661
I haven't seen male al/ck/ pics either. I think it's because the board food and cooking people don't tend to share pictures of themselves, just pictures of things they eat or drink. It is one of the nice things about this board. I like being known for what I say/do/drink/eat more than for what I look like, and I think others feel this way also. But maybe starting an alc thread in /soc/ would give you what you are looking for.

[Anonymous No.9246349]

>>9241047
y does the man stink when he plays with his kids? Or is that sizzlin anger because he doesn't like the kids on the slife?

[Anonymous No.9246354]

>>9246160
common dude crack is not healthier than meth

[Anonymous No.9246355]

Gnomebro, if the gnomes told you they'd leave you peacefully if you killed a man, would you do it?

[Anonymous No.9246388]

>>9245596
It takes practice and time to be able to do things like that especially if you are used to being high while you do it. I had pretty bad anxiety in general and got so nervous talking to people a couple of years ago that I regularly had panic attacks thinking about sitting in a classroom and having to answer a question out loud. I am not there any more. There are some things to do to get used to the uncomfortable feelings (which leads to being more comfortable in social situations).
1) don't look at the ground or avoid eye contact. If someone makes eye contact with you, you can smile and acknowledge that you two are sharing space.
2) when you are in structured, goal-oriented social situations, try talking to someone you don't have to talk to eg: someone standing in line, or someone in the waiting room. Even just one comment like something about the weather for a start. And when the conversation hits a lull or seems like it's over, it is okay to be silent with someone you were just talking to. The hardest part for me was being able to exist socially with someone I was not close to (almost everyone in my life) in silence, between topics of conversation.

Anyway, it's not the easiest thing in the world but when you have a successful interaction that you thought you COULD NOT DO without alcohol it feels really good, happy accomplishment feeling, which can be rare when you are a drunk, or depend on drinking.

[Anonymous No.9246395]

>>9246354
>implying I'm going to have this argument
(But it is)
>runs from imminent rabbling

[Anonymous No.9246411]

>>9246039
You can look on websites (I like moderation management) and they have self assessments. But like the other anon said, there is no clear definition of alcoholism.
It's one of those things where if it causes problems in your life, is risky, or causes harm to others, and you still choose to drink at the same level then you may consider abstaining from alcohol or trying to get some kind of help. Everyone's body is different and being physically addicted to alcohol will cause withdrawals when you stop. Apparently this can happen if you drink a few drinks frequently for a long time, or a lot of drinks quickly in a short amount of time (binge drinking).

It is always a good idea, if you are worried, to take a couple of days off. It is healthy for your liver to get a break some times too. Drinking every night does put you at risk of becoming dependent on alcohol but it doesn't necessarily mean 'that is a form of alcoholism.'

[Anonymous No.9246516]

>>9246095
yeah I don't really get why you replied to me, I'm just pissed off because one of my bottles broke

[Anonymous No.9246577]

>>9241826
I'm really glad that I was completely done with college before I started experiencing withdrawals. Too bad I basically could only do one thing in school ever which was english, but I hated school and didn't want to be a teacher so I got a journalism degree. I don't believe in journalism at all anymore.

[Anonymous No.9246592]

>>9243696
I used to have to drink vodka every morning, and by the time that I was shaking and puking in the morning despite choking down several glasses was when I turned myself into a detox. It was worth it but I still drink, mostly beer and wine now.
>that classic feeling of the shakes making it actually difficult to take the first several drinks

[Anonymous No.9246744]

I really gnomes things up last night with 1.5liters of whiskey downed in less than 3 hours.
I do not know where I am. I drove to the countryside and broke into houses to sleep apparently. I am broke and do not have the gas to get home. I have work in the morning.

I think I may be the gnome.
I have been gnomed
This is it. I have failed.time goes you say?
Here on out the new features to go on Hughes on a single is not an expert

I am sorry

[Anonymous No.9246756]

I don't smoke meth pr do any drug anymore I just drink >>9246160

[Anonymous No.9246764]

Please help
I don't want this.
Please
I dont know who to turn to.I beg of yall, I'm scared

[Anonymous No.9246876]

I need to go home

[Anonymous No.9246990]

>>9246744
sounds like you got gnome'd pretty hard my guy

good luck

[Anonymous No.9246995]

>>9246345
>I haven't seen male al/ck/ pics either
F

[Anonymous No.9247008]

Please help me>>9246990

[Anonymous No.9247031]

I blacked out last night. This morning I found a bunch of food related pictures on my desktop.

[Anonymous No.9247044]

Abe is scared
Hè was beyond magicked. He is not himself anymore.
Him and i need to be cured

[Anonymous No.9247050]

>>9247031
I've spent thousands of dollars online while during blackouts. A kayak showed up at my house once. I don't live anywhere near water.

[Anonymous No.9247062]

>>9247044
Is that your old lady that Abe is on?

[Anonymous No.9247063]

>>9247008
sorry man I don't even think Im in the same country as you

[Anonymous No.9247070]

>>9247044
that squirrel has a pig on it's front

[Anonymous No.9247071]

>>9247050
>kayak
Laughed. I once woke to thousands of pounds worth of cannabis grow equipment. Sold them unopened for like half the price I paid on a credit card.

[Anonymous No.9247079]

>>9246005
Don't be a prick. Scumbag

[Anonymous No.9247083]

>>9247044
Cured of what? I mean, what are the symptoms of this magic...?

[Anonymous No.9247098]

>>9246095
CBD gummies are expensive. Buy crystals and dilute them, it's 10 times cheaper. Or don't, you're not in a state to do this kind of crap now I guess.

>>9246193
Nobody took the bate once "she" took the worse advice in the thread.

>>9247044
Have you considered talking to a doctor?
Does an American know of a way to see a shrink for free without insurance?

[Anonymous No.9247129]

>>9247083
Lethargy, strange thoughts, depression, abdominal cramping. It is minor magic but it still it hurts

[Anonymous No.9247134]

>>9247098
Shrink for free? Wut
No I live in the south. You have money or you starve. No handouts and nothing is free

[Anonymous No.9247140]

>>9247062
I dont know

[Anonymous No.9247143]

>>9247129
I mean, given that that's something pretty much every alchie experiences, might it not be caused by your alcoholism as opposed to malevolent gnomes casting malicious magic spells?

[Anonymous No.9247149]

>>9247079
Good idea, I didn't. It would have been al kinds of wrong and it probably was just my pecker talking. Cheating is wrong.

[Anonymous No.9247156]

>>9247143
Maybe number this is effecting my squirrel too. And he fought a gnome once.
Two of my goats died fighting gnomes this weekend too.
I'm worried

[Anonymous No.9247176]

>>9247156
We're worried for you too.

[Anonymous No.9247193]

>>9247134
What a 3rd world shithole. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.9247206]

Please help>>9247176

[Anonymous No.9247232]

>>9238511
Learned again over the weekend why I switched off the liquor, bought a bottle of whiskey and it just completely fucked my stomach. Been trying to taper with beer but the siren call was too much for me to resist.

[Anonymous No.9247284]

>>9239239

Have thee stolen any of your underpants by any chance?

[Anonymous No.9247292]

Haven't ate anything for 2 weeks now. All I can keep down is alcohol. Drink sleep drink sleep.

[Anonymous No.9247311]

I was banging on my neighbours door last night thinking it was 5pm when it was really 5 in the morning. I don't even know what time it is anymore my sleep cycle is so fucked.

[Anonymous No.9247326]

>>9247206
Try calling this number : SAMHSA Treatment Referral Helpline – 1‑877‑SAMHSA7 (1‑877‑726‑4727)
>Get general information on mental health and locate treatment services in your area. Speak to a live person, Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. EST.
Found on https://www.mentalhealth.gov/get-help/immediate-help/index.html

Tell them you're an alcoholic and probably have psychosis. Only talk about gnomes when they ask you about the psychosis.

[Anonymous No.9247374]

>>9246005
What does it matter if she won't know?
It's not like it will affect your girlfriend in any way, so who cares, go for it

[Anonymous No.9247647]

>Hadn't showered or changed clothes probably for like a month
>Ate a shit ton of cheese to cover up the sweat and alcohol stink
>Nailed the job interview

Knew it would work.
Time to crack this baby open and celebrate

[Anonymous No.9247655]

>>9247292
Type for a detox, my dude

[Anonymous No.9247661]

>>9247655
time*

[Anonymous No.9247663]

>>9238624
Well I fucked up on day 3 lol drank a lot of beer last night nothing too crazy. Believe it or not I remembered this post and am gonna press on and try again

[Anonymous No.9247673]

>>9247663
beer isn't really alcohol but get back on that wagon, faggit

[Anonymous No.9247684]

>>9247292
i hate to picture people living like that. im a pretty bad alcohol and never got that bad (yet).
youre in very bad shape, as if you didnt already know that. you would suffer life-threatening withdrawals if you suddenly stopped, i believe.

if you have no problem doing that then thats cool. otherwise its time for medical intervention.

[Anonymous No.9247689]

>>9247292
Prison/hospital/homelessness aside, this is the worst state I've ever been in. Doing nothing but drinking and sleeping will fuck you hard and fast. Please force feed yourself something. Anything. As near-unbearable as I know it'll be, I promise that you'll feel so much better for a couple of days after having gone that long without food. Just a few bites.

[Anonymous No.9247713]

>>9247689
I usually throw up on my way to the burger joint, I think it kind of makes room, but also might fuck something up, I guess?
It's just that, walking for over 10 minutes really isn't great, I can barely make it to the store, but even in the store it's too big, I have to take a huge detour across the store even though the cashier is like 10m away from me when I enter, but nope, really tight queue so I ahve to take a 200m detour because you need to look at ALL THE PRODUCTS the placements its bullshit

[Anonymous No.9247725]

Can someone help me understand something. I see so many posts about being out of alcohol and waiting 10+ hours. Is it not possible to buy cases of booze so you are stocked up for a week? Or is it just make sure you finish drinking every drop in your house right as stores close so you can suffer for hours and hours?

[Anonymous No.9247733]

>>9247655
Yep I know but I think I'm past that stage now
>>9247684
Withdrawals are really bad I feel like I'm gonna die if I don't have a drink.
>>9247689
I've just tried eating some fucking toast and couldn't even keep that down 15 minutes later. I think I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.9247758]

>>9247725
Those cases of booze would be drunk In a day. It's a good idea for the true al/cks in here who are downing litres of vodka a day to have some beers there. But I doubt they'd last desu

[Anonymous No.9247768]

>>9247725
good question. whats happened to me before is buying a few days worth and then finishing it off in the morning. basically drunk all those days, not concerned about the time. and then you come to one night and youre out of alcohol and its too late to get more

[Anonymous No.9247769]

>>9247725
It's very difficult to physically get to a shop, pick up the item, pay then get home. I often just grab enough to stop WD, then once it's kicked in I'll be able to go back and get enough to last the day.
It doesn't matter how much I buy though. The alcohol is always gone. It's very hard to plan ahead when you're asleep or blacked out for up to 20 hours a day. My days feel 3 hours long, then I wake again and have to repeat. Often I'll wake at inopportune times and have to wait to get more.

[Anonymous No.9247776]

>>9247733
>I think I'm past that stage now
I don't think ghosts can post on 4chan, so you must be alive.
It's still time for a detox.

[Anonymous No.9247778]

>>9247733
>toast
I eat honey and peanut butter when I'm that bad. Fruit juice and raisins are good too. I hope to Christ you're supplementing with vitamins and minerals. Blend them into your booze if you have to.

[Anonymous No.9247787]

>>9238511
>Got through Monday fine
>Wake up on Tuesday and can't face work
>Decide to phone in a sick day
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up in the early evening
>Just stay in bed all day

I don't want to go into work tomorrow. I've had enough. They're not keeping me on beyond August, they're not giving me work to do at work, the flat's a mess, I don't have clean clothes, I haven't eaten in ages, I can't do this.

[Anonymous No.9247822]

>>9247778
> 100mg Thiamine twice a day
> Multivitamin tablet
> Vitamin C
> Magnesium

Fuck knows why I bought magnesium I was mashed when I bought them.

What should I be taking exactly?

[Anonymous No.9247843]

New thread

>>9247841
>>9247841
>>9247841

[Anonymous No.9247893]

>>9247822
I take 100mg thiamine thrice daily, plus B6, folic acid, B12, an A-Z with minerals, and some cod liver oil. The latter because otherwise booze wrecks my skin so badly that it cracks and hurts like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.9247985]

>>9247822
>What should I be taking exactly?
Food. You're supposed to eat food.

I ate yogurts when I was like you, soylent (or joylent or similar) too is easy on the stomach and literally has everything you need (still take alcohol related stuff, there isn't enough of those if you make it your regular food.)

[Anonymous No.9248135]

>>9247822
magnesium is important and alcoholics are often lacking. your drunk self is smarter than your sober self

[Anonymous No.9248213]

SMIRNOFF 750'S ON SALE AT SAFEWAY FOR 8.88 THIS WEEK

OHBOYHEREWEGOAGAIN

[Anonymous No.9248291]

>>9248213
Well shit.

[Anonymous No.9249236]

>>9247822
magnesium helps your heart, which is taking damage behind the scenes for most alcoholics

[Anonymous No.9249250]

>>9241299
Proteins in beer, not in soda. That's why the foam on super light beer dissipates so quickly

[Anonymous No.9249849]

>>9247733
Right before I had liver failure I could only take bites of things at a time.