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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>Hey, Anon! We heard you love to cook! Wanna show us what you're made of?

What do you make them?

>> No.9231997

scrambled eggs with tomato sauce with a cheeky bit of ghb

>> No.9231999

>Wanna show us what you're made of?
*unzips dick*
nah but fuck off OP, go back to /r9k/ we already have one of these in the catalog you faggot.

>> No.9232010

Black girls > white girls

>> No.9232019
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>>9231990
>What do you make them?
I make these funny-lookin'-ass hoes get the fuck up out my crib.

>> No.9232023

>>9231990
Whip out my dick and start smacking it with a plastic green spatula and rubbing oil on my nipples.

>> No.9232033

>>9231990
>What do you make them?
Breasts

>> No.9232040

gumbo

>> No.9232051

>>9232010
This.

But also, mix butter and cream cheese with a mixer. Scoop onto parchment and freeze. Coat in flour, egg, and bread crumbs. Freeze again.

Cook for 10-15 sec in 350° oil.

Repeat until she's too fat to escape the grasp of your squalid, atrophied cock.

>> No.9232061

>>9231990
White girls in North America no longer appreciate food. They're all on fucking fad/hipster diets.

Here I only cook for Asian girls.

>> No.9232065

>>9231990
whatever trannies like to eat, soylent I guess

>> No.9232102

>>9232061
$10 bottle of wine and hit up the freezer section for something that sounds vaguely french.

>> No.9232108

>>9232019
Hello nigger

>> No.9232134
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Stuffed chicken breast.
Bitches love things being put inside other things, if you catch my drift...

>> No.9232138

>>9232108
Hey.

>> No.9232147

>>9231990
Marilyn Manson is looking rough these days.

>> No.9232154

scrambled eggs with cream of sumyungguy

>> No.9232220

>>9231990
>"I'll surprise you, don't come in the kitchen until it's done ha ha ha!"
>Run into kitchen
>frantically dial some type of food delivery service
>"Come to the back door. THE BACK DOOR. Don't fuck this up for me, motherfucker."

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CALCOTADA

>> No.9232281

>>9231990
>searches fridge
>black pudding and bacon

>> No.9233559

The left one is obviously a tranny but what about the other two?

>> No.9233562

>>9232019
Haha fitty so craY mane

>> No.9233564

>>9231990
>White upper middle class women

The most half assed avocado toast based brunch. They'd still cry yass

>> No.9233567

>>9231990
the one on the left has to be a dude. I'd concentrate on the one on the right because she looks like she's dressed to get it

>> No.9233577

Nothing.

>> No.9233584

>>9231990
Me on the left

>> No.9233599

>>9231990
Some gluten free, vegan garbage obviously. I guess a bag of grass clippings will suffice.

>> No.9233604

>>9231990
Shepherd's Pie

>> No.9233638
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>>9232134

Just show 'em some of this. They'll be wetter than sauteed spinach.

>> No.9233720

>>9231990
Chicken marsala, super easy and impressive to someone who can't cook

>> No.9233726

>>9231990
Also the middle one really looks a lot like my ex's best friend, saw her pussy once when she was really drunk

>> No.9233737

>>9231990
A salad. They look like they could lose some weight

>> No.9233747

>>9231990
cock sandwich

>> No.9233756

What's with the tranny

>> No.9233759

>>9231990
I make them get the hell outta my house

>> No.9233764

>>9231990
Nah, I have plans with the bf.

>> No.9233780
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>>9233756
Looks like Marilyn manson

>> No.9233781

I make them a bowl of eggs and tell them they have to eat it

>> No.9233784

>>9233756
Just because she's ugly as hell doesn't mean she's a tranny. Don't be insensitive.

>> No.9233786

id just flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of

"hows this for a start"

then again im not autistic like you and I know what girls want

>> No.9233887

>>9233784
It's a legit question. You really can't tell these days.
An absolute shame.

>> No.9233911

>>9233887
Yeah what a shame you are.

>> No.9233915

>>9231990
Fresh fruit salad with a few kale leaves. Wonderful cool juice with a side of lime.

>> No.9233965

>>9233764
lol fucking homo

>> No.9234196

>>9233887
Honestly even nowadays if you can't tell someone is a tranny you deserve to be surprised by a massive cock.

You'd have to be literally retarded to be up close with a tranny for more than five minutes without realizing SOMETHING is off-kilter

>> No.9234205

>>9233784
That is 100% a dude

>> No.9234211

Left one is trans yeah?

>> No.9234251

>only 2 actual answers in the thread
sure is food&cooking in here

>> No.9234791

>>9234211
yep

2 beautiful women and a dude with makeup, long hair and dress

>>9234251
I'd make the 2 women a salad because they like those or yogurt and put my boot in the face of that guy who would try to use the ladies restroom

>> No.9235546

i would show off the fact that i have traveled around Southeast Asia by making a half-assed thai coconut soup and a noodle dish with salad leaves and grilled pork, with spring rolls for an appetizer and a fruit salad for desert (omg chili pepper on pineapple is actually soooo good u guyz)

or make something from the garden/farmers market, fresh pesto pasta w/ cherry tomatoes or some shit, bitches love fresh stuff and if you grew it i guess it demonstrates competency + ruggedness on your part? idk

im so lonely

>> No.9235556

>>9231990
I make the one on the left a nice big bowl of poison

>> No.9235571

A creamy penne dish because White women are easy to impress with basic French food

>> No.9235574

>>9231990
Am I the only one that wants to make the horse faced tranny eat ALL the eggs after I've pounded her prostate for hours on end?

>> No.9235575

If you pleebs are going to make salad, at least make a decent one.

Shredded lettuce with a cilantro lime vinaigrette or something. Throw some avocado slices in there too. Chicks love that shit.

>> No.9235579

>>9235571
I'd feed the middle one my creamy penne

>> No.9235580

Depends on the time of the year. If summer, I'm fucked because I suck at dishes that feel like summer dishes.

If fall, oh fuck yeah. Probably either an oxtail stew with pumpkin muffins or a french onion soup proper with gruyere and garlic bread.

>> No.9235599
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>>9231990
ez

>> No.9235607

>>9235599
What the fuck is this?!
Absoltely unpalatable not tasty, maybe you're retard not autistic?

>> No.9235613

>>9235607
pls no bully

>> No.9235911

>>9233764
faggot

>> No.9235913

>>9235607
How fucking new are you? Fucking kill yourself

>> No.9236161

>>9234196
You can't see adams apple or manhands in photos, tranny's are practiced at best angles for photos. In meatspace I have no sympathy.

>> No.9236165

>>9235913
You missed out, read the post again.