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9231836 No.9231836[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>go on anon, I'll have whatever you get

What do you order?

>> No.9231840

My own cock

>> No.9231843

Dick ... oh, wait ...

>> No.9231865

1 Raw onion

>> No.9231871

>>9231836

Rohypnol and wine

>> No.9231873

>y-yes we'll have two orders of your fried chicken

>> No.9231876

Heroin

>> No.9231878

a tug on my dick

>> No.9231882

>>9231836
>think to myself what she would like

"uhh, I'll have the fried chicken with okra and watermelon for dessert!"

>> No.9231922

>>9231882
hahahahahaha XD good one

>> No.9231930

>>9231836
but what does she look like without makeup?

>> No.9231938

>>9231930
Only one way you're gonna find out buckaroo ;)

>> No.9231945

can I get a bucket of your finest fried chicken, for me and m'lady?

>> No.9231957 [DELETED] 

I asked the waitress which main the fattest guy she's ever seen ordered.

>> No.9231968

>>9231836
Fried chicken and cornbread for the main course. Watermelon for desert. Finally a 40 ounce of the cheapest malt liquor plus a packet of kool-aid to wash it down.

>> No.9231980

>>9231968
hey man this dude>>9231882
already made that joke minus the beverage part which is only mildly funny

>> No.9231985

>>9231980
I'm not joking, that Anon is also a man of culture.

>> No.9232067

>>9231836
Can I get tendies and a choccy milk please

>> No.9232075

>>9231836
>if you don't mind me asking, did you dip your nose in grease?

>> No.9232285

Something with pork.

>> No.9232295

>>9231836
Brussel sprouts w/ Bacon
Veggie Flat bread
Two Moscow mules

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9232298

>>9231836
>Notice that the pics online were different, "whitened"
>wouldn't dare touch her with a 10 foot pole much less my dick
> decide to order most expensive item on the menu (I'm not paying). Couldn't waste money on something so disgusting.
>Quickly find an excuse to use the restroom
>Don't return
>she ends up paying
mfw later at home and wife never suspects I'd cheat

>> No.9232304
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9232304

I'll have this dubs.

>> No.9232305

>>9232298
Found the virgin!

>> No.9232309

>>9232304
Let's have a go mate.

>> No.9232311

>>9232304
5-6 pls

>> No.9232312

>>9231836
tendies and watermelon apparently

>> No.9232320

Lots and lots of pineapple.

>> No.9232328
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9232328

>>9232304
Find help, bestiality can be overcome.

>> No.9232344

>>9232328
I like that smug beagle, very qute

>> No.9232356

Texas cut T-bone, rare, sauce au poivre, baked potato with sour cream and caviar, English spinach sauteed with oyster sauce, Veuve Cliquot vintage 2002 in crystal flutes, six grams of pure Peruvian flake chopped with Steve Tyler's dentures, a vigorously bubbling crock of fondue, eight skewers of satay kambing, cheese and anchovy soufflé, Lagavulin 8 year old cask strength, a turducken a lá orange, pearls dissolved in wine, lobster Thermidor, kopi luwak, a large Bang's Oliet float, eight pounds of M&M's sorted into separate colours, a fresh pavlova, a single perfect apricot, with Harvey's Bristol Cream, nuts, blue cheese, fig paste, quince paste and a really nice Cohiba lit with one of Eleanor Roosevelt's burning stockings.

We are going Dutch, right?