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food and cooking webms

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>> No.9212943

No Jack

>> No.9212946

wow... what a shitty recipe

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>> No.9212954

I hate that fucking face he does every fucking time he eats anything as though he is having an orgasm right there

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>> No.9212972

I bet those would taste like shit even before being frozen

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>> No.9213038

fucking this.
when i first watched one of his videos, i didnt mind it but then when i started watching more of his videos, i realized that he does it all the fucking time with every bite. then it just gets annoying and cringy to look at.

>> No.9213045

How It's Made is so fun to watch

>> No.9213161

/diy/ here, never wear jewelry, baggy clothing, or long hair near power tools
what a fucking retard.
I was waiting for her teeth to break.

>> No.9213256

>All of those choppy edits

No one seriously believes she ate all of that do they?

>> No.9213278

Lots of people in Japan do the 大食い thing. You can go on YouTube right now, look it up, and get hour-long or longer videos.

One of them even appeared in a Japanese variety TV show, where they recorded her doing it, and subsequently put her behind an X-ray machine to see what the fuck happened to it all.

>> No.9213279

>asians are sma-

>> No.9213283

what is this ketchup ion dough?

>> No.9213292

i despise this diabeetus arts n crafts shit.

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ever seen a face that makes food seem indecent

>> No.9213311

she has a medical condition where her stomach expands throughout her entire chest cavity

she does these eats live on cam, with no breaks or vomiting. she's proven multiple times it's real

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>> No.9213326


Make his mouth smaller please.

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>> No.9213347


saved, thanks anon

>> No.9213361

that is from someone editing it to make it into a webm, if you watch the video it comes from there arent any of the edits

watch her livestreams, she is legit

>> No.9213370

I want to punch that fucking face
every. single. bite.

>> No.9213459

simple cooking channel is worse

>> No.9213577

What's the problem?

It's fucking pastry how can you not like it

>> No.9213583

As soon as I figured it out I turned off the webm, fuck that

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>> No.9214198


>> No.9214203 [DELETED] 

all gooks must fucking hang

>> No.9214457

in what world is this shitty?

>> No.9214462

who is this faggot anyways?

>> No.9214589

I love yuka

>> No.9214801


m e c c a

>> No.9214875

Nah, asian chicks are perfect for race-mixing

>> No.9214928

Absolute wife tier.

>> No.9214952

>tfw yuka will never be my wife and the mother of my children

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>> No.9215590

is it really? seems worryingly plausible

>> No.9215609

creepy gook aliens

>> No.9215624

>oh cool something potentially interesting
>okay this is good
>some cuck's face full-frame
>the video is now about this guy and not the interesting shit
>no more interesting shit unless it's this guy reacting to it

This shit's the worst and I can't imagine why you retards keep posting it.

>> No.9215668


you're on 4chan

>> No.9215679

because you have to through a bunch of a pants on head retarded steps to make something that tastes maybe slightly better than a 7-11 donut

>> No.9215683


how are the steps pants on head retarded

>> No.9215694

I feel the same.
It comes off as very disingenuous

>> No.9215700

Reminds me of those pizza lunchables
I fucking LOVED them when I was 8 years old
I almost want to go to the store and get a couple for nostolgia's sake... almost

>> No.9215704

>someone actually screen-grabbed this video off of Facebook

>> No.9215705

i just wish he would have some composure and give actual feedback after hes done chewing. it is not entertaining to see a grown man cream himself from eating, only joeysworldtour can pull that off. like you are eating at a high class/rare place, use some words goddamnit. we know itll at least be good

>> No.9215708

That pizza sauce waterfall was actually pretty disgusting

>> No.9215727

it's a typical soccer mom recipe

something involving a bunch of "quirky and clever tricks" and easy enough for someone with little to no skill to make something where the result isn't terrible, but isn't that great either

>> No.9215730

Well, I still think it looks tasty and I would eat the fuck out of it while driving my minivan.

>> No.9215737

its definitely nothing special. just make macarons ffs

>> No.9215740

If you drive a minivan you're probably munching on a churro and blasting shitty mariachi music

>> No.9215751

>making choux pastry is a soccer moms recipe

If you don't get the technique right you end up with a disgusting, soggy pastry which won't cook properly.

Just like your mom!

>> No.9215752

it was a soccer mom joke

>> No.9215757

>top chefs in here

>> No.9215764

>soccer moms drive minivans
what is this, 2001?

>> No.9215765


they aren't quirky and clever tricks. they're just practical. professional chefs do the same shit. go to bed.

>> No.9215768 [DELETED] 

nigger, I don't know
do they drive crossovers now?

>> No.9215771

I'm more impressed that she can eat KFC at all.

>> No.9215772

nigger, I don't know
do they drive crossovers now?

>> No.9215774


>just make macarons ffs

kek where the fuck does this come from

what if you don't want macarons

>> No.9215778

lol, yes

especially those ridiculous impractical 3-row fuckers because minivans are just too "unfasionable" to haul around kayden and xys friends in

>> No.9215780

then stop trying to cook and eat a snickers

>> No.9215791


a snickers?

>> No.9215893

I agree but it's better than them just making fucking pasta I guess

>> No.9215987

anon, you get a little faggoty when you're hungry
have a snickers

>> No.9216022

lol no, there's an extended video where the retard has a nurse attending to his newly formed gap in his teeth since he was bleeding so much

>> No.9216116

>tfw no qt azn gf to eat a mountain of ramen with

>> No.9216145

after we finish it i would sneak up on her and squeeze her belly really hard haha maybe all the ramen will fly out haha

>> No.9216311

Saw that coming

>> No.9216401

I wanna fuck this guy just to see if he makes the same face when he cums

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>> No.9216479

can I still make this if I don't have the oreo pop tart?

>> No.9216491

No, it's physically impossible.

>> No.9216497

i can't believe this got me

>> No.9216511

I didn't even realize it was a parody up until the "17 hours" part

>> No.9216522

this is just nasty
raw egg white is disgusting. just separate the yolk and put it on top of the onions and use the white elsewhere

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>> No.9216533

hush child, just order your tendies and ketchup.

>> No.9216536

I refuse to believe anyone actually enjoys runny egg white

>> No.9216569

That's the fucking poon ranger. According to another Anon, he travels through Asia fucking basic bitches under the guise of a food channel.

>> No.9216590

only problem i see in that webm is the overabundance of green onion. the egg looks fantastic

>> No.9216596

Sound like a degenerate waste of space.

>> No.9216602

Goddamn thats a lot of green onion

>> No.9216626

did she dieded?

>> No.9216913

Fuck off back to r eddit kiddo, im sure they would love your well done steak and egg

>> No.9216918

you also need to fuck off back to r eddit

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>> No.9217250

You'd need an industrial strength toilet to handle her shits tbqh

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>butchered and served uncooked to an asian qt
not a bad way to go tbqh

>> No.9217334

das gay

>> No.9217351

Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap?

>> No.9217365

shut the fuck up retard

>> No.9217374

You can shut up now

>> No.9217398

Not for everyone I guess, it has very little taste but I like the texture on rice and shit

>> No.9217407

I really dislike those and the ham cheese crackers. I only liked the chicken lunchables (nuggets and now they have those kabobs). Do you just eat them cold? Cause I ate them cold and hot and didn't really care for em

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>> No.9217413

i said you shut up.

>> No.9217428

I'll never be able to afford that

>> No.9217470

I would love her to shit it all out onto my face

>> No.9217472

you sure? she eats like this everyday.

>> No.9217483

>The cover melts off
>It's literally fucking nothing

>> No.9217484

All the surer. How isn't she a landwhale though?

>> No.9217495

Or dead from heart disease or something

>> No.9217496

Mike pls no

>> No.9217513

Doesn't she have some disorder, fast metabolism and doesn't digest food properly.

>> No.9217571

Roastie BTFO

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>> No.9217712

The sound is half the fun


>> No.9217751

To mock you.

>> No.9217761


I love yellowtail

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I ate raw egg in China at a Japanese hotpot place. Dipped my meat and veggies into raw egg. Was pretty fucking good desu

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>> No.9217958

what is this creatures??

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>> No.9217974

wild boar aka wild pigs

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>> No.9217992

christ what is that fish. looks like a gargantuan mackerel

>> No.9217996

who is bothering to take this shit from facebook? and for what, to trigger us?

>> No.9218000

>he doesnt know what tuna is

>> No.9218012

It's tuna m8

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>> No.9218016

dude that's a tuna

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>> No.9218022

how do you get the ice so clear

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>> No.9218037

>that "Mexican" taco
>anything but that

>> No.9218039


to be fair, for all of the shitty videos they've made, that is the one recipe that is both clever and decent looking.

>> No.9218041


>> No.9218049

Use distilled water & boil it first.

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>> No.9218065

i think you boil it and freeze it hot

>> No.9218075

What the fuck is this? Food for ants?

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They serve multiple courses, friendo

>> No.9218124

Yeah, that's nice. Can I just get my drink, please?

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god i wish he wouldn't show his face

>> No.9218161

wow great he just made gross fuzzy water. congrats?

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made me kek

>> No.9218227

>omelette master
>literally just makes an omelette
You must be American to be so easily impressed

>> No.9218233

>that'll be $27 + tip

>> No.9218237

this has been reposted to death, can we just let it die already

>> No.9218239


>> No.9218243

get you a wife like this lads

>> No.9218266

>spending money to "get an experience" of fucking eating food

>> No.9218275

i wonder what it would smell like haha

>> No.9218286

>the sputtering and random arm twirling

>> No.9218299

It's the same webms that have been reposted repeatedly for literally years.

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It's a bowl of white chocolate formed over a balloon and then melted with more chocolate.

You can make it at home.

>> No.9218367

jesus christ favreau, it's just ice

>> No.9218379

like the other 2 replies said, but there are some companies that specialise in selling the perfectly clear ice. I'd imagine a poncy over-priced bar like that would probably just get blocks of it ordered in.

>> No.9218482

>38g of protein
I know what I'm bulking with this winter.

>> No.9218576


Same three fucking comments every time. Goddamned newfags.

>> No.9218587

>cookies in cream cheese
o i am laffin

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>> No.9218625

>Being this mad

No wonder you mother hates you and your father killed himself

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This. I can't think of a better way to go

>> No.9218964

Can't you post something new? It's the same shit every thread.

>> No.9219102

>complains about no new content
>doesn't post any new content

>> No.9219171


...what the fuck else would it be for

>> No.9219229

I mean he did it with solid dexterity, certainly better than you or I or the dude who posted that could

>> No.9219233

I'm not into shit, but after eating all of that I'm sort of interested in seeing her poop.

>> No.9219371

Directional freezing. Boiling only does so much

>> No.9219399

this reminds me of the one time /tg/ went /ck/ and possible killed a bunch of people

>> No.9219415

So what's her name?

>> No.9219431

Kinoshita Yuka

>> No.9219531

>Yuka Under the Tree
lol okay.

>> No.9219532

she doesn't eat like this every day anon

>> No.9219756

>literally just makes an omelette
Undercooked omelette

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>> No.9219775

(you) got that right

>> No.9219921

So... why?

>> No.9219941

that's not how it works kiddo

>> No.9219947

what was he even trying

>> No.9220117

the only /tg/ck/ crossover I remember was D&D night meatbread

>> No.9220146

the good news is it'd just be $27
tipping is seen as rude in nippon

>> No.9220153

i wish i was that piece of dough. it looks so satisfied

>> No.9220218

wrong filename, asshole

>> No.9220245

The light is not natural and makes it appear a bit more raw than it is. And it's cooked to perfection.
It's an acquired taste.

>> No.9220293

It's a marlin.

>> No.9220365

that frog got closer to a qt girl than any of us ever will

>> No.9220382

this is cool as hell

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>> No.9220456

This man knows what he's talking about.

>> No.9220472

I love the idea. But that shit is so labor intensive that it's going to be really expensive even if the alcohol is shit-tier.

>> No.9220521


>"That is pretty and all, but where is the food?"
>"Right there on the table, sir! That will be $800 plus tip."

>> No.9220535

Jesus christ that's horrifying.

I don't think they serve it any more, but the large Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough shake and the large Butterfinger 31 Below both have 30g protein.

You could make a more protein rich shake at home for significantly cheaper. Just make a regular ice cream shake and add 2 scoops protein powder.

>> No.9220596

heres your dog shit on a table thatll be 65$ + tip senpai

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>> No.9221894

Cloudy ice has minerals and gases dissolved into the mix.
Most cloudiness comes from the gases.

>> No.9222399

>the one with 5 beans on it
I lol'd

>> No.9222415

thats value, pretty sure he ordered the three bean salad

>> No.9222505

That is a brilliant trap.

>> No.9222515

Are you trying to turn me vegetarian?
I felt really sorry for those poor piggies :(

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Not wearing gloves and working with a sharp knife potentially shaving skin onto the ice.

>> No.9222569

i want to have one of these before i die, i bet it tastes amazing

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>> No.9222594 [DELETED] 

>Whisk it for 17 hours!

I fucking lost it at that part, also I never realized how many Oreo products there were.

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>> No.9222596

How do you one day just learn you have a skill like this!

>> No.9222629


>> No.9222656 [DELETED] 

>So many people in this thread want to watch this girl take a shit
>They want her to shit on them

Scat fetishes are gross, can't believe some people ask other people to shit on them and ask to watch them shit for sexual arousal and pleasure.

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Don't feel bad for the oinkniggers, they are a major pest in the areas where they have to use those traps

>> No.9222830

You fuckin wot

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>> No.9222930

are the girls that do this shit bulimic or something?

>> No.9222932

Fucking amazing machine.

>> No.9222942


>doesn't just cut and reshoot after emptying excess batter

>> No.9222970

you are the reason why this board is shit. Post tendies, mcchickens, which ramen is best or a jack thread and thats fine, but heaven forbid posting a recipe or a cooking webm that wasnt posted in jest.
You wanna know how I know youre single? I can imagine your fat fucking overweight frame illuminated by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your filthy room, surrounded by empty bottles and cans, and sitting there responding to every sincere post with a negative comment. How dare they post something original! Go fuck yourself, you triple nigger.

>> No.9223163

you are so brave. thank you for sharing your story.

>> No.9223172

>on nepalese snake petting forum
>complaining about weird fetishes

>> No.9223604


>> No.9223633

So many people in this thread going "wow, this is a bad recipe, made with too many steps, and doing wrong techniques" and then proceed to not elaborate on any of their statements


>> No.9223649

she's a 6/10 at best

>> No.9224189

okay, but the recipe still sucks

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The full video on youtube shows eggson's cage next to eggdad's
You can see it in his face, he's going to spend the rest of his life behind those eggs.

>> No.9224303


oh god that is so fucking depressing

>> No.9224314

how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.9224396

He's only allowed to leave once they're all gone.

>> No.9224455

>He's only allowed to leave once they're all gone.
>every morning, the surly king of egg fort will add a new carton on top of the pile, independently of how many eggs have been consumed the day before

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>hey son, business sure is eggcellent today huh?

>> No.9224514

What if you accidentally spill water on the table

>> No.9224528

Why the hate on him? G'day...

>> No.9224539

You need to kill yourself if you plate food with fucking tweezers

>> No.9224547


Has this guy ever seen a camera before? Jesus, what an asshole.

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I'm guessing he's talking about this.

>> No.9224584

>the only thing that makes life worth living for people that make millions of dollars a minute is this shit
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>> No.9224641

I guess that explains why he's so surly

"surly king of the egg fort"

>> No.9224827

I want to make love to this woman.

>> No.9224908

>tfw I've seen this before and knew it was coming from the thumbnail
My mouth hurts and I haven't even clicked the video

>> No.9224928

Tunas aren't usually shown to be that huge, give him a break

>> No.9225131

i wish they'd have unloaded on them

>> No.9225153

It's a dolphin :'(

>> No.9225170

I threw up

>> No.9225174

Dumb chickens

>> No.9225186

>see giant tasteless ring only trash would think looks good
>close immediately

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>file name

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>thinks this is a depressing life

you are a naive, coddled, soft pink baby

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>> No.9225527

Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favour and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>> No.9225578

did they really have roll it in sugar and drizzle chocolate and caramel on it, come on

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>> No.9225605

>barely sold a single egg

It's tough to compete when you're right next to the surly king himself.

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don't know if disgusting

>> No.9225693


There are apparently many ways.. I've heard that the best way is to do all the other mentioned techniques to prep the water and then constantly stir the water while freezing at a super cold temp. The pure, clean water slowly is frozen but the filthy impurities never get the chance and are then discarded

>> No.9225697

>how does he get out of there
he doesn't

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"plating" a wrapped sweetie with a fucking spoon.. incredible

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>> No.9225831

modern dining is insufferable

>> No.9225921

>the sexual history of any millennial woman.webm

>> No.9226013

>instead of egg-selling

you had one job anon

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>> No.9226080

lonely virgin detected

>> No.9226344

reminds me of Kicking and Screaming when the italians had to finish work at the butcher shop before they could go to their soccer game

>> No.9226373

What is this from and where can I find more?

>> No.9226423

You've seen them all.

>> No.9226525

>it keeps fucking going

>> No.9226530

limpdick whiteknight detected

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>> No.9226554


nah mate. that was a typical roastie comeback

>> No.9226622

>He thinks calling someone on 4chan a virgin is an insult.
Where do you think you are?

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>> No.9226637

roastie detected, which sex in the city character is your favorite?

>> No.9226644

this is what people get for attempting to do fine dining in a cramped fucking space

>> No.9226657

it was just dry stuff like salad and fries, any normal person would just laugh it off but men who do the full head shave are the equivalent of manelts and take everything super seriously

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>> No.9226685

did you miss seeing the spaghetti go all over the guys shoulder?

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>> No.9226705

>ReviewBrah will never be your valentine
why live at this point

>> No.9226723

it slid right off

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>Hello, uh, welcome thiiiis iiiis My Cunt is Empty, cock review.
>So, uh, well folks. Today I-I have anon here, and you know, today the long and short of it is- and I'm hoping for long in uh in this this case, is that I'm going to masturbate anon and-and hopefully hop on that cock for a bit of a ride.
>Let's uh, let's get right to it, as it were, and unzip those jeans. Okay- so we have cotton briefs in kind of a whatisit, chartreuse? Chartreuse color. and I don't know if you can tell from there, but a bit of precum leaking through right here at the tip of the cock.
>Pulling this cock out, and well, here it is. You can kind of estimate the size, the heft of it, um, while I hold it in my hand. I will say it's not particularly fragrant- anon must have cleaned up recently- which I gotta say is, is a real great touch- and something I've really come to appreciate.
>you got your shaft- about average length-I'd say- from pubic bone to head, head of the cock- a little more bulbous, a little more rosey in coloration than other cocks, and you got a nice set of balls down here. Yeah- it's all here.
>Alright. I'm just gonna- I'm gonna dive right in here and start stroking this cock.
>Okay. Okay there. Uh-huh. Alright. Okay.
>So, first impressions here- very warm, and you'll notice that this cock is uncircumcised because of the gliding action here- lemme demonstrate here. There. You can see how effortlessly the loose skin moves around as I stroke Anon.
>I mentioned the, uh, the pre-cum earlier, when it was spotting on the briefs. There's a decent amount forming, like a dew, on top of the cock head, so I think i should probably take this opportunity right here and take a taste of that pearly, um, pre-cum.
>Wow. Definitely that tart musky flavor hitting you first. Pretty salty. Little, uh, tang of bleach too- just like an afterthought, or, or something.

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>> No.9226844

lolo more

>> No.9226883

Ist not just an omelette though.
It's omurice.

>> No.9226899

Fuck GOMAD if you can just have one of these :^)

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Jesus Christ

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>> No.9226934

>a fuggin sweetie

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>> No.9226966

Anon it's an old SNL sketch. Calm down.

>> No.9226974

haha waoooooo saltbae xd

>> No.9226993

is that fucking dented corn?

>> No.9227020

What exactly happened?

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>> No.9227052

I think it's uncooked, looks dry.

>> No.9227112

Underrated post

>> No.9227129

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>> No.9227131

what the fug is dented corn

>> No.9227148

animal feed corn as opposed to sweet corn

95% of corn grown in North America is dented corn.

>> No.9227159

the more i know!

>> No.9227168

dude its a churro bowl

>> No.9227208

>Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Did you ever see the pasta about how Boxxy love is ultimate counter-weapon to 4chan's dorky high opinion of itself?

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>> No.9227218

This is the strongest and weakest bait at the same time
Well played, nigger

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>> No.9227225

>ywn be this skilled

>> No.9227228

>not realizing you breath in skin particles all day every day.

>> No.9227231

>I'd suck a little more, but, you know. In the comments everyone is also always commenting on how I have a pretty tiny mouth. Not- not a lot can fit in here, heh heh. So I guess it's on to the main event.
>Just gotta pull my grey Ralph Lauren slacks, 1982 Ralph Lauren from the, ha ha, from the thrift store, down to the floor. Fold those up, hang 'em on a chair for safe keeping until, you know, until the deed is done.
>it should be, uh, pretty clear that I'm in a state of ovulation from the uh- disorder, and-and, amount of moisture down here.
>Get my panties out of the way, straddle good ol' Anon here, and guide him into my va-ha ha-vaginal ca-canal
>Oh. Heh. Mmm. Ah, aha. Yes.
>So! When addressing -uh, hnngh- th-the aesthetics I only made a passing -ffffff- reference to the shape of anoooOOOn's cockhead. It is, however, much more apparent when actually inside of me.
>that, ha, ah, th-that is truly exceptional.
>I'm riding the cock now, trying to use-uh, uh, uh- long smooth strokes, and, well basically I'm squeezing along as I dooooOOOOH so with my, with my kegals here.
>I don't really -aah aaah AAAH- think that I'm -oh!- c-capable of conveying how much, ah, how much I'm enjoying this.
>andhereitcomesandhereitcomesandhereitcomes- GOOD GLORY!
>A-alright. Okay then. Woof.
>That was my orgasm.

>> No.9227241

I can't believe there are people here who haven't seen this pasta before (one of the GOAT btw), what the hell is going on

>> No.9227287


I screamed

>> No.9227341


I thought that was a dude that needed a haircut until she lifted her head up.

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>> No.9227798


it['s probably an edible wrapper

also just having chefs handle things with their hands puts so many people off on here i dunno why you're not for this

>> No.9227850

you could as well just eat a bag of trash

>> No.9227856

vaginal discharge

>> No.9228271

I lost it when he made tge piece sign.

>> No.9228324

Is this you suck at cooking?

Oh anon, you so funny

Oh anon, you so dum

>> No.9228383

You need to kys if you plate food at all.

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I know this isn't a right thread to ask this, but I don't think it deserves its own.

How do I make my french fries more greasy/oily? I remember when I was a kid there was a junk food resteurant that served ones which were insanly wet to the point where they couldnt stand straight and I really want to recapture this feeling but every fries I make are really krispy with nice soft insides and it really bothers me because every single guide on internet is about how to make fries more dry while it's opposite of what I want.

>> No.9229084

My best guess would be to fry them at a cooler temperature but like I said, I'm just guessing.

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