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9200950 No.9200950[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You don't know JACK about cooking ck. Time to learn you some cookin.

>> No.9200951
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>> No.9200980
File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, Cut himself on the hand hes holding the knife with.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.9201019
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>> No.9201025

>>9200992
He's making things more dangerous for himself by throwing/dropping shit into hot oil or a hot pan. Lay that stuff down gently, you won't get hurt.

>> No.9201039
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>> No.9201047

Do really think there is anyone on /ck/ who haven't seen these videos a couple of times at least?

>> No.9201050

>>9200980
I mean everybody slice a finger now or then, but managing to cut the same hand he's holding the knife hand is a new for me! Ja/ck/ never stops to amaze!

>> No.9201062
File: 2.65 MB, 1280x720, Jack boils an egg, simple right.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>9201025
He always does that, you can see it here too >>9201019

When I was really new at cooking I did stuff like this too, I just thought like I was preventing myself from being burned, but it's just because you're not confident in the kitchen yet. Jack just... never got better though.

>>9201047
EVERYONE HAS SEEN ALL OF THESE >>9201050


Boom you're wrong, next?

>> No.9201074

>>9200980
>cutting the hand you hold the knife with

this is almost impressive in a way

>> No.9201078

>>9201062
I totally agree with your thoughts on dropping shit when you're not confident. I was hoping to let people who might be in the same situation to get over it.

>>9201062
His product """reviews"""" are so incredibly transparent. If he thinks it'll work he gives it an incredible amount of lee-way, but if he thinks it WON'T work (and he obviously never pre-checks or prepares before his films) then he half-asses things to ensure it fails.

I can't believe I wrote all that in a jack thread, what the fuck have I come to.

>> No.9201086
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>> No.9201129

>>9200992
Why not just go across the room and chuck them

>> No.9201133
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>> No.9201135

>>9201109
>Ask senile woman for a recipe
>Pretend to like it on the internet

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>> No.9201139

>>9201078
Delete this

>> No.9201145

Every webm ITT can have the name WA LA

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>> No.9201164
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how can he cook so often yet be so incompetent

>> No.9201169

>>9201154
>tfw physics wants you to stop cooking

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>> No.9201197

You guys I'm entirely convinced he is just fucking around at this point. There is no feasible way that someone is so incompetent in every facet of cooking.

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>>9201196
>He punches the fucking egg

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>>9201133
it ain't just beer bottles apparently that my man cannot handle...

>> No.9201229

>>9200960

What an absolute asshole.

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And, Walah. We're done.

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>>9201176
>>9201133
>>9201154

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>>9201196
Jesus fucking Christ.
He's had that "cooking" channel for almost a decade and he still can't crack a damn egg. Fuck!

>> No.9201278

>>9200963
Why he is not dead yet? I mean... I dont wish him to die but if you eat always raw meat...

>> No.9201281

>>9200965
You can buy cheesecake filling? It's like super easy to make though, I use to make it a ton in highschool.

>> No.9201306

>>9201086
>>9200965
He have all thouse amazing products like >>9200960 and >>9200951 but he does not know what a fucking spoon is?

>> No.9201316

>>9201154
Using non newtonian fluid in the kitchen is the new thing in Europa

>> No.9201319

>>9200965
does anyone here cut through metal with their knives to save the hassle of getting out the first slice?

seems a little too bad ass for folks round these parts.

>> No.9201431

>>9201007
nothing wrong with mayonaise cake
jacks actually best yet

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>>9201431
looks like we have a mayonnaise fan in the house

>> No.9201462

ALL HAIL THE KING OF /ck/

>> No.9201527

>>9200975
OIL

NICE AND COLD

>> No.9201572

This thread makes me never want to eat food again

>> No.9201588

>>9201133
i wanna see him open a bottle of wine