>order a beer, neat with a lemon twist >get laughed at I FUCKING HATE BARS. NORMIES DON'T KNOW SHIT

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Anonymous Fri Jul 21 21:50:11 2017 No.9199130 [Reply] [Original]

>order a beer, neat with a lemon twist
>get laughed at
I FUCKING HATE BARS. NORMIES DON'T KNOW SHIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 21:57:00 2017 No.9199154 sounds like you deserve it, you fucking faggot. kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 21:57:19 2017 No.9199155 Why would you go to a bar if you don't want to interact with normies? That's literally the only reason to go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 21:59:04 2017 No.9199166 How do I upvote the OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:00:59 2017 No.9199175 You seem to have heard these words "beer" and "neat", but you seem to be mixing up the context they would be used in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:01:32 2017 No.9199179 >>9199130 I'd have also laughed, fagtron.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:01:40 2017 No.9199180 File: 22 KB, 380x344, 10734453-large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9199130 Orange twist is more acceptable

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:04:18 2017 No.9199192 lmao what a queer

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:06:59 2017 No.9199196 >>9199130 It's a good way to have a wit, but you shouldn't need to ask for it neat unless you're in asia; beer in the west is always neat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:11:02 2017 No.9199223 >>9199130 >Beer >Neat Ok I chuckled >lemon twist You fucking faggot I hope you got laughed out if the bar

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:11:58 2017 No.9199224 >>9199130 Did you also practice to order it in the mirror before going?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:17:11 2017 No.9199237 >>9199180 >Orange You fucking uncultured piece of shit. That's so Iowa white trash

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:32:12 2017 No.9199296 Wat does neat mean What is a lemon twist

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:34:21 2017 No.9199308 >>9199296 You have to be 18+ to post here

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:35:03 2017 No.9199310 >>9199308 Im 24 i just only drink normal drinks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:35:37 2017 No.9199312 >>9199310 What do you consider normal?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:36:21 2017 No.9199318 >>9199196 What do they do to it in asia?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:46:31 2017 No.9199356 >>9199308 21+ on alcohol threads if you live in the US

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:47:22 2017 No.9199361 >>9199312 Just like, a pint of beer x or a glass of wine y Without a twist or neat etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:48:37 2017 No.9199369 >>9199356 Badum-tss >>9199361 How droll

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 22:51:48 2017 No.9199378
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>>9199361
>beer with no twist or ice or spice
That's called "Kentucky neat". With ice and no twist is called "on the rocks". With a spice blend it's called "masala" or you just say "a tap of [spice name here, usually nutmeg]" for a single spice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 01:34:46 2017 No.9200052 >>9199130 >Beer >Neat OP go drink some vodka and torch your mouth holy fucking shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 01:39:09 2017 No.9200063 >>9199308 >everyone over 18 poisons themselves ritually because they think it's fun to be stupid and kill people with cars Prohibition was the wrong answer because it didn't involve shooting the alcoholics

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 01:41:36 2017 No.9200075 haha lmao put me in the screencap pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 02:06:10 2017 No.9200134 >>9200063 t. MADD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 03:18:19 2017 No.9200294 People using the word normies are the new normalfags. Fuck off you cancerous 9gaggers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 03:30:03 2017 No.9200318 Alcohol culture is fucking retarded. >hey look at this woman who likes drinks that taste good!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 03:33:22 2017 No.9200324 File: 40 KB, 640x360, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9200063 >he goes out to drink instead of staying home and getting drunk without a need to drive

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 07:56:30 2017 No.9200770 >>9200324 >not just drinking and driving Pusse

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 08:17:04 2017 No.9200805 >>9199378 Fuck you guys are all gay as hell

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 08:23:56 2017 No.9200823 >>9200318 i don't do sweet alcoholic drinks because i find it easier to pace myself with a neat malt than a long island iced tea. sweet and sugary drinks might as well be roofies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 08:27:46 2017 No.9200829 >>9199237 Shock Top is a Belgian Ale, and is perfect with an orange wedge you uncultured swine.

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 08:32:15 2017 No.9200838

>>9199155
this

if you go to a bar to get drunk on your own, you're literally trash,not because it's weird or anything but it's a rip off,how about you go buy it from a shop for 1/4 the price and get to enjoy it however you like without drunk annoying normies huh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 08:33:12 2017 No.9200840 File: 155 KB, 480x640, 1480760164765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >a neat beer I chuckled. OP, the term neat is used for liquors, cocktails, whiskeys, and the like that are at room temperature.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 09:16:33 2017 No.9200914 >>9199130 When you order a beer it's kind of implied that you're going to be getting it "neat. >lemon twist THAT MAKES IT NOT NEAT YOU MORON

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 09:19:44 2017 No.9200926 >>9199130 >neat I hope you didn't actually say you wanted a 'neat beer'

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 09:20:05 2017 No.9200928

Anyone who judges anyone's drink anywhere is a dickhead. I am an alcoholic, I drink it all. Who gives a shit. I have sipped 200 dollar whiskey and enjoyed it, I get a shot of Jaeger most times I go to the bar. I drink tequila wrong because I like to squeeze a ton of lime into the shot. I like a beer with a citrus wedge, and I like a shandy or a michilada.

Fuck the haters. Drink alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 09:24:45 2017 No.9200934 If you don't know what to order, just get a gin n tonic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 09:38:21 2017 No.9200966 File: 47 KB, 710x359, 1500725681646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9200829 >drinks Shock Top >calls others uncultured swine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 10:35:07 2017 No.9201125 >>9200934 Don't do this unless you are sixty years old.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 10:39:01 2017 No.9201144 >>9201125 Kek, what kind of white trash are you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 10:48:58 2017 No.9201177 >>9200840 >He doesn't drink warm beer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:07:57 2017 No.9201244 >>9200823 Sweet alcoholic drinks are always far too sugary. I don't understand how some people can drink whole six packs of wine coolers. How do you even get drunk off that shit before getting sick from the sugar?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:08:35 2017 No.9201248 >>9199130 I'm surprised how hard this triggered /ck/ well done

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:10:53 2017 No.9201255 >>9199378 Ive never heard anyone order a beer "neat". Beer is meant to have nothing else in it, ordering it neat sounds redundant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:15:32 2017 No.9201268 >>9199130 got laughed at because of how you ordered not what you ordered bruh, it's a beer with a lemon wedge

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:39:37 2017 No.9201352 "cheapest beer you have please" is the only phrase you need in a bar

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:47:04 2017 No.9201369 >>9201244 by not being a little bitch who gets sick from sugar

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:50:07 2017 No.9201373 >>9201369 >tfw not manly enough for wine coolers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:52:06 2017 No.9201377 >>9200063 >implying i don't drink in moderation >implying i drink in public

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:53:22 2017 No.9201379 >>9201255 Guess you've never been in a bar with black people. The place I used to tend bar had it's fair share of black customers and they would always get shit like Coors Light with a glass of ice so they could water it down more I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:54:01 2017 No.9201381 >>9199155 >>9200838 Some people take great pleasure in being annoyed. You'd think this would be obvious to 4chan posters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:56:18 2017 No.9201388 File: 18 KB, 248x189, flat,800x800,075,f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Gimme a beer. Neat."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:05:16 2017 No.9201412 >>9201381 Guess I'm just a naive optimist who wants something better for my shitposting brethren.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:11:49 2017 No.9201423 They're laughing because it's an unusual request, not because they're ridiculing you. Just acknowledge it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:15:53 2017 No.9201436 >>9199296 Neat means no ice, nothing mixed in just the drink by itself A twist is generally a non-alcoholic additive such as q squeeze of lemon or some other fruit juice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:17:37 2017 No.9201446 I prefer my beer shaken

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:23:59 2017 No.9201455 >>9199361 That's the joke, retard. Nobody orders "beer neat".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:24:24 2017 No.9201457 >>9201446 upvoted

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:26:35 2017 No.9201470 >>9200934 >not a 7 and 7

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:27:28 2017 No.9201474 Do you guys not like beer neat or something?

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:30:45 2017 No.9201488 [DELETED]

As a teetotal whole foods vegan, what can I get in Madrid's gay bars so I'm not a waste of space? What if the only mineral water they have is (((Nestle)))'s San Pellegrino? What else is there? Juice would not be acceptable because it's not a whole food. Fiber and nutrients have been removed and a bunch of other bullshit happens along the way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:35:28 2017 No.9201499 >>9201488 you would still be a waste of space

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:36:34 2017 No.9201501 >>9199130 Weissbeer with lemon is pretty common stuff, but for the love of god, WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH THING with any beer???

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:44:10 2017 No.9201526 File: 34 KB, 480x480, 1500529301452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9201488 Faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:59:17 2017 No.9201568 >>9201436 Nah man, I'm fairly sure the twist refers to an actual twisted or spiralled piece of citrus peel, to add the oils into the drink. A squeeze is still a squeeze (unless you want to be precise, but thats a bit overly autistic)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 13:23:03 2017 No.9201626 I'll take a beer, neat, with a twist of lemon and er...gimme a shot of Jack, on the rocks, no ice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 13:42:21 2017 No.9201681 File: 81 KB, 400x397, 1491670414881.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >whiskey straight up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:25:15 2017 No.9201798 >>9201626 oh-pee the type of dude to order pebbles in his drink he thinks they're minerals that add flavor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:27:23 2017 No.9201805 >>9201568 This is correct t.former bartender

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:29:58 2017 No.9201811 File: 220 KB, 451x527, 1442622584074.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9199130 >beer >neat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:36:29 2017 No.9203039 File: 1.17 MB, 2048x1536, 1499265244676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9201811 >beer >NEET

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:55:41 2017 No.9203117 File: 54 KB, 345x336, 1500695465967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9201446 my fucking sides

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 21:07:31 2017 No.9203170 well really your first mistake was going to a bar

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 08:15:19 2017 No.9204818 >>9203170 Actually it was being born

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 08:36:01 2017 No.9204853 >order a neat beer >it's just beer, nothing neat about it at all FUCKING BARSTOP

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 08:47:46 2017 No.9204876 You probably deserve it, just get a normal beer. Lemon twist is toxic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 10:54:58 2017 No.9205183 >>9199180 I love obeeron

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 11:27:47 2017 No.9205283 >>9201423 They're ridiculing him for his unusual request.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:33:56 2017 No.9206462 File: 1.30 MB, 245x280, 1453662434874.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm glad they laughed at your autistic ass, OP. Fucking kys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 17:47:06 2017 No.9206759 >>9199130 >beer >neat Wut

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 18:13:42 2017 No.9206882 File: 68 KB, 232x288, 1492631696608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not getting your beer on the rocks

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 18:25:37 2017 No.9206925 My friend used to order beer with ice just to piss off bartenders

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 18:56:54 2017 No.9207042 >>9201381 lot of kek here anon ty

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 19:25:48 2017 No.9207152 >>9201369 Found the lardass sugar addict.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 19:27:18 2017 No.9207156 File: 78 KB, 455x427, 1449265772673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9201446 You sir. +1 internet

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 19:31:11 2017 No.9207169 >>9206882 You know in this amazing time we have magic boxes that can keep your beer cold without ice. Woahhh

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 19:35:14 2017 No.9207191 >>9207169 Yeah but the ice helps water down the beer so that it's less strong :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 19:39:09 2017 No.9207215 >>9207191 How sensetive is your pallet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 19:39:59 2017 No.9207222 File: 21 KB, 460x520, 1481465303652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9207215 Jesus fucking christ

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 21:56:28 2017 No.9207882 File: 81 KB, 259x383, 1457051755132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9207222

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 21:58:20 2017 No.9207890 >>9207169 nice post faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 22:01:10 2017 No.9207902 >>9201488 >juice is not a whole food What the fuck am I reading

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 22:01:59 2017 No.9207906 >>9207890 Thank you anon-kun :^) I wish i can say the same for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 22:08:11 2017 No.9207934 >>9207902 It's not the whole fruit. The most worthwhile parts are removed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 22:09:19 2017 No.9207940 Should I try ordering a neat beer with a lemon twist at a bar? What would be the bartender's reaction?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 22:48:37 2017 No.9208113 >>9207940 Order it "Kentucky neat with a masala tap" with a shot or "NA vodka"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 22:56:00 2017 No.9208150 >>9207215 Palate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:01:13 2017 No.9208176 >>9208113 >order a strawberry margarita with a sugar-coated rim, extra whipped cream, and an Oreo garnish, with a glass of water on the side. >bartender laughs at me F-fucking normies

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:01:52 2017 No.9208181 >>9207215 palette

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:02:44 2017 No.9208187 >>9200770 Enjoy prison when you hit a kid, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:06:45 2017 No.9208206 File: 5 KB, 596x60, 1500567751872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9208176 >ordering an Oregon garnish >instead of ordering generic brand chocolate sandwich cookies a la mode and getting a left Twix garnish Shit taste, no culture

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:08:02 2017 No.9208213 File: 21 KB, 298x333, why.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9201379 >it's

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:08:12 2017 No.9208214 >>9208177 faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:09:50 2017 No.9208227 >>9201369 >Calls others "bitch" for refusing to drink sweet, girly wine coolers >Needs to drink sweet, girly wine coolers OK, Cletus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:12:56 2017 No.9208242 >>9201488 Fuck, just shut the fuck up. No one is falling for your shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:14:35 2017 No.9208247 File: 33 KB, 480x480, 1482284622133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9201626 >Drinking Jack

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:16:36 2017 No.9208256 >>9203170 This

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 23:46:28 2017 No.9208375 >>9208181 Pallatteee

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 00:58:09 2017 No.9208633 >>9199369 You're a faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 01:16:09 2017 No.9208690 >>9199318 in rural areas, beer might be served on ice. they do this because there aren't enough refrigerators to keep the beer cold, so they add ice to beer to order.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 01:19:28 2017 No.9208701 >>9201369 >by not being a little bitch who gets sick from sugar enjoy your diabeetus, R-tard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 01:41:09 2017 No.9208764 >>9200934 Don't be this faggot. Don't talk to this faggot. He won't shut up about his gin and his tonic water

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 01:46:07 2017 No.9208784 >>9208764 Eees goood tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 05:51:14 2017 No.9209244 File: 23 KB, 240x251, 1449275805829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2017 >not putting whiskey stones in your beer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 06:59:03 2017 No.9209356 >>9199130 >beer, neat More like beer NEET, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 06:59:21 2017 No.9209358 >>9199130 bars and normies hate you too. Do us all a favor and limit your socially retarded interactions with other people to shitposting and fagfrogs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 07:36:45 2017 No.9209437 >>9200928 You are the kind anon I would share a drink with. Bar employee and functional alcoholic, I know what I like but the best booze is something imbibed while talking to others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 08:56:34 2017 No.9209595 >>9208214 well atleast you stopped being sharp

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 24 09:05:01 2017 No.9209605 File: 33 KB, 280x266, JZLst.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9199130 >order a beer, neat

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