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Anonymous Tue Jul 18 12:40:11 2017 No.9185146 [Reply] [Original]

/ck/ humor

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 13:12:38 2017 No.9185249 >>9185146 >>>/facebook/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:18:59 2017 No.9185713 >>9185146 I like these threads and was excited when I saw it, but this is trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:45:26 2017 No.9185799 >>9185713 >>>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:56:16 2017 No.9186087 >>9185146 Isn't that an oxymoron?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:48:20 2017 No.9186303 >>9186087 you're life is an oxymoron

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 18:05:59 2017 No.9186372 >>9185146 not even slightly funny

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 18:10:58 2017 No.9186394 >>9186303 Your mum's a foxy mormon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 23:58:53 2017 No.9187673 BUMP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 23:59:54 2017 No.9187679 this thread is genius

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 00:08:29 2017 No.9187727 File: 46 KB, 500x332, Tumblr_m5kzwrf1go1rp5220o1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9187679

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 00:12:30 2017 No.9187744 banana is funny shape

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 00:13:45 2017 No.9187752 File: 65 KB, 720x960, 1496895535092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9187744 I like eating bananas

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 00:15:13 2017 No.9187757 funny shape foods: banana(dick) eggplant(big dick) broccoli (fractals)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 00:27:39 2017 No.9187792 File: 15 KB, 194x265, meliterly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9187752 this is literally me rn

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 00:57:55 2017 No.9187894 File: 182 KB, 602x845, 1497732093105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 01:03:11 2017 No.9187907 >>9187894 >tfw day before payday >limes for dinner again

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 01:14:41 2017 No.9187946 File: 5 KB, 184x184, rickety cricket lemon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9187907

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 01:38:19 2017 No.9188019 >>9187894 Is cali that fucking shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 01:50:06 2017 No.9188057 >>9187894 that looks like plenty of food for a week though? some of the shit in the photo doesn't really go with the other stuff but I can think of several meals that can be made with that stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 01:58:27 2017 No.9188081 File: 2.03 MB, 895x1481, 1490645395269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9187894 >7 >FUCKING >LIMES

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 08:35:47 2017 No.9188945 >>9187752 What god forsaken language contains the letters "Ljn" in sequence? How the fuck do you pronounce that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 08:59:31 2017 No.9188988 >>9188945 It's pronounced "ljn" you dummy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 09:08:46 2017 No.9189003 File: 68 KB, 700x500, 1434774150325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9187907 >limes for dinner again

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 09:10:52 2017 No.9189009 /ck/ has some of the best humour of any of the boars here but it really doesn't come across in threads like this. Only when it arises by itself as replies to other posts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 09:15:56 2017 No.9189019 >>9189009 you mean McChicken and Jack threads

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 09:17:41 2017 No.9189023 >>9185239 >"sweaty" instead of "sweetie". Christ that fucking slayed me for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 09:19:50 2017 No.9189032 >>9187894 I bet that one avocado cost 1/3 of her budget. Fucking millenials.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 09:19:52 2017 No.9189033 File: 342 KB, 400x400, hunny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9189019 I'm going to apply for the next janitor position just to get rid of some of those. Not all of it; people can have their fun, but most. >>9189023

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 09:25:59 2017 No.9189044 uma delicia

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 09:35:50 2017 No.9189061
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>>9188057
>seven fucking limes
>a single cob of corn
>a fucking avocado
>a single tomato
>four different kinds of greens
>whole grain brown rice
It's an out-of-touch vegan's idea of a week's worth of food. Too much unnecessary shit like avocado and garlic instead of things like potatoes which are not only cheap but also filling and versatile. You can also get some sausages and stew beef for cheap as well. You don't have to only eat frozen shit (the reason why a lot of families on welfare are overweight is because frozen shit is cheap and simple), but this is incredibly inefficient if that's going to be the only food for the week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 09:36:26 2017 No.9189063 >>9189019 don't forget /sip/ threads

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 09:37:50 2017 No.9189069

>>9188057
>>9188019
She got a bunch of unnecessary shit.
>7 Limes
>A head of fresh parsley
>Head of kale
>Avaocado
>Green onion
>Jalapeno
>Fresh garlic

Literally 2/3 of her food is unnecessary garnish and then this fucking poor sympathizer wants you to feel sorry for people on SNAP because she doesn't know how to shop like a reasonable person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 09:41:38 2017 No.9189073 File: 18 KB, 640x352, 1399963682192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9188945 >ljn

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 09:51:56 2017 No.9189099 File: 65 KB, 499x865, 1500235508617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:03:46 2017 No.9189121 >>9188945 Legend, without the d.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:08:44 2017 No.9189131 >>9188945 be glad that you don't have words that ends with "stskt"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:18:17 2017 No.9189151 >>9189099 WHAT THE FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:18:59 2017 No.9189155 >>9189151 It's a monkey

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:19:56 2017 No.9189157 File: 54 KB, 630x338, 1494183028965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9189151 UMA DELICIA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:20:08 2017 No.9189161 >>9189099 Jesus fucking christ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:28:34 2017 No.9189184 >>9189033 we already have janitors. what makes you think you'll be able to clean up the board when literally nobody else has yet? The damage is either already done, or janitors aren't allowed to do anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 10:28:47 2017 No.9189186 >>9189099 This is /int/ humor, not /ck/ humor

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 11:13:03 2017 No.9189308 >>9189033 Will you still have time for your day job? Real life janitor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 11:16:11 2017 No.9189314 File: 3.06 MB, 800x6065, ck in a nutshell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 11:36:56 2017 No.9189370 >>9187894 Seven fucking limes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 11:38:24 2017 No.9189373 >>9189314 Fun fact, electrode hotdogs were once a thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 12:14:34 2017 No.9189469 >>9187894 Why is this hag relevant again? It's apparent that how smart the actors from fucking FRIENDS actually are. It's not enough that top gear was ruined, with Fatt LeBland, but this fucking storm crow ruins this day for me as well.

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 12:19:12 2017 No.9189479

>>9189314
>>9189373
I always thought ohm sausages were more a Finnish thing,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCHDp-eEQ3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asaRR3UTJzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvS6bOKLhFs

and I was surprised when I watched The Exterminator and saw the ohm hotdog (starts at 1:05:00)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtH7Xw22WOk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 12:23:29 2017 No.9189486 >>9189469 Friends? I think you're thinking of Lisa Kudrow.

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 12:28:49 2017 No.9189500

>>9187894
Daily reminder of that these celebrities live in an entirely different world to us, and despite living amongst us have long forgotten what it means to be a real person with real issues. When ANY hollywood celebrity speaks in a way that connects with you, it is nothing more than an act and deception. Think back to Meryl Streep's speech where she teared up saying celebrities are the most discriminated people in America and received a standing ovation from a crowd of her peers. Just outstanding

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 12:30:40 2017 No.9189508 File: 10 KB, 217x208, advanced faggotry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9186099 >nigger humor

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 12:31:59 2017 No.9189512 >>9189099 Sopa de macaco es Uma delicia

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 12:35:12 2017 No.9189524 >>9189486 Oh shit, you're right. This is the bitch in Iron Man, then? So an another flavor of the month shitlebrity?

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 12:37:58 2017 No.9189531

>>9189524
Yeah, it's the chick from Iron Man. She used to be a decent, and hot, actress but she has always been absolutely 100% detached from real life.
I haven't read up on her life history but I assume she grew up rich and sheltered because she has a shitload of embarrassing incidents like this behind her.
Very much in the vein of "let them eat cake".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:21:37 2017 No.9190173 >>9187894 This is retarded. Depending on the season you can get tons of corn for cheap. Local Kroger is running a deal for 6 ears of corn for 2 bucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:30:07 2017 No.9190206 >>9189099 cannibalism is wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:34:12 2017 No.9190215 >>9187894 This image never gets old. God bless gewnyth and her ultra sheltered stupidity. And then forever immortalizing it on twitter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:34:58 2017 No.9190217 >>9185230 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:36:05 2017 No.9190219 >>9187946 top kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:37:12 2017 No.9190222 >>9187727 Formerly Chuck's

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:38:57 2017 No.9190227 File: 49 KB, 636x680, vegan bbq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:45:51 2017 No.9190252
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>>9189009
Seriously. Some of the funniest posts I've read on 4chan have been on /ck/, it just takes a bit of browsing to find em, but when you find em it catches you off guard like oh man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:48:32 2017 No.9190257 >>9189531 You're right on the money. She's second generation Hollywood royalty. Father was a producer, mom is an (((Emmy))) winning actress. She's never known a life outside the bubble.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:51:00 2017 No.9190264 >>9189032 She's 44, far too old to be a millenial. If anything, bitch about califags

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:53:31 2017 No.9190272 File: 31 KB, 370x368, 1107318192966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9189069 I would be thrilled, elated even, for you to tell me what part of that is "garnish"

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:54:36 2017 No.9190275

>>9187894
Am I the only one seeing a weeks worth of good healthy food for less than $30? To me this btfo anyone saying healthy food is expensive.
Better that than blowing your $30 a week on steak and little debbies, which is what poor people actually buy with food stamps

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 16:59:34 2017 No.9190289 >>9190275 that's a week's worth if you are a 90lb woman

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:00:36 2017 No.9190295 File: 152 KB, 1080x1080, 1438872626216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:02:09 2017 No.9190301 >>9190275 The tweet was supposed to show a family's amount of food, which obviously that's not enough food. However, the image is retarded for many other reason already covered in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:02:30 2017 No.9190303 File: 16 KB, 225x225, 1498445068451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190295 >Gout Juice

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:03:11 2017 No.9190307 >>9190289 I weigh 180 lbs. Minus the avocado that's my typical grocery haul, I spend usually between 40-50 though so I am jealous of the great deal she got for $29

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:04:50 2017 No.9190315 >>9190307 bullshit that's all you eat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:05:22 2017 No.9190316 >>9190301 That is a family amount of food. I grew up in a family of 8 on food stamps, that is a lot of food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:08:27 2017 No.9190325 >>9190315 No I also get a shift meal at work, usually a Reuben and chips. So about five or six of those a week

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:11:06 2017 No.9190334 >>9190325 well stop being disingenuous then >that's all these poor people live on what did you think the point of the criticism was?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:16:48 2017 No.9190350 >>9189099 Uma delicia

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:22:21 2017 No.9190366 Vid is related https://youtu.be/_Uu_sEnNKcI

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:23:48 2017 No.9190375 File: 331 KB, 1280x1280, 1494962985786.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9189099 UMA DELICIA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:26:56 2017 No.9190386 File: 832 KB, 896x588, that_looks_delicious.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9189314

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:42:23 2017 No.9190427 File: 42 KB, 370x514, my gf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190386

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 17:48:28 2017 No.9190443 >>9190282 I'll have some fried titties with a side of suicide pill please. Actually, double up on the pills. I want to treat myself tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:01:20 2017 No.9190492 >>9186099 >nigger twitter humour Anon pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:14:33 2017 No.9190529 >>9188945 I know how to pronounced

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:16:56 2017 No.9190535 >>9190427 I really want to beat her guts like they owe me money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:29:48 2017 No.9190588 >>9190304 hahahaha

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:32:42 2017 No.9190597 >>9187792 MODS MODS MODS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:36:08 2017 No.9190607 >>9187894 Lies, I got more than that when i fell on hard times a couple years ago during the worldwide shitstorm. Not on it anymore because I'm not a lazy shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:37:17 2017 No.9190611 >>9187727 Mgs5: the phantom sweet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:38:52 2017 No.9190616 File: 48 KB, 881x271, ck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:40:45 2017 No.9190622 File: 152 KB, 740x454, ck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:43:49 2017 No.9190640 File: 58 KB, 1280x137, ck2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:44:54 2017 No.9190646 File: 333 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20170708-033353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /cklassick/

Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:46:54 2017 No.9190654

>>9190272
Not the other guy, but probably
>7 Limes
>A head of fresh parsley
>Green onion
>Jalapeno
>Fresh garlic

I'm not a cooking expert, and I'm guessing not everyone is either. So these seem like shit I could eat, but couldn't live on. But I know for a FACT she could have gone to Dollar General, Walmart, or Food4Less and gotten a rotisserie Chicken for $5.99, stripped all the meat from it, properly wrap it in plastic wrap and freeze it, and make it last the whole week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:50:00 2017 No.9190667 >>9188945 A palatised L, you fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:50:30 2017 No.9190668 File: 141 KB, 773x382, chrome_2017-07-16_22-39-40.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fresh

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:52:22 2017 No.9190677 >>9189524 She won an academy award in the 90s, m8. She's a has-been, not a flavour of the month

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:54:14 2017 No.9190687 >>9189099 UMA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:55:28 2017 No.9190692 >>9190325 This sorta breaks your previous comment, I think

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 18:59:37 2017 No.9190706 >>9187907 Oh fuck anon I just lost it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:00:32 2017 No.9190711 File: 789 KB, 1280x781, 1488168043447.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:01:27 2017 No.9190717 >>9189099 why are brazilians a bunch of cannibals?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:01:34 2017 No.9190718 >>9190711 aw fuck thats from my /sci/ humor thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:03:41 2017 No.9190726 >>9189308 >>9189308 Janitors can't claim to be janitors. Reporting your post, if it disappears we'll now you WERE a janitor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:04:17 2017 No.9190727 >>9190646 Always cracks me up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:05:33 2017 No.9190732 >>9190718 >/sci/-/ck/ cross poster I thought I was the only one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:18:20 2017 No.9190778 >>9189314 >meatwad its spaghetti time!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:23:16 2017 No.9190795 >>9190732 /sci/ /ck/ /sp/ /tv/ when Im interested in being a pile of shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:32:03 2017 No.9190820 File: 52 KB, 400x593, 1287770640143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:36:19 2017 No.9190835 >>9190311 >eating desk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:38:20 2017 No.9190842 >>9185713 At least they are tryin to be funny instead of just pissin vingegar like u

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:40:38 2017 No.9190847 >>9190316 there is no fucking way a family of 8 survived on that much food a week without at least one or two of you dying

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:42:51 2017 No.9190857 >>9190726 Dear Idiot, That anon was asking if the anon quoted would still have time for their real-life job as a janitor. The joke was that quoted anon is a loser. Sincerely, Not a 4chan Janitor Real Life Janitor

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 19:46:41 2017 No.9190868 File: 51 KB, 450x600, 4431abb7_8d8b_8b76.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9187894

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:04:30 2017 No.9190931 >>9190847 Even if four of them died, I don't think the remaining four could survive on that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:07:38 2017 No.9190945 >>9190222 Kek underrated post

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:12:03 2017 No.9190964 >>9189099 reply "uma delicia" to this post or your monkey will die in her soup tonight

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 20:19:39 2017 No.9190990 >>9189314 i remember that fucking sadsack

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:07:00 2017 No.9191109 >>9189061 >Vegan >Eggs Umm, sorry sweetie, but that's wrong ok?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 21:17:03 2017 No.9191145 >>9190295 no fucking way..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:12:56 2017 No.9191357 >>9189314 every fucking time this is posted it kills me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:22:18 2017 No.9191396 >>9187727 ??????

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 22:52:25 2017 No.9191514 >>9187744 ya lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:03:46 2017 No.9191545 File: 1.04 MB, 750x1334, 1500147728151.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190732 You thought wrong, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:06:53 2017 No.9191562 File: 87 KB, 300x300, IMG_3015.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9187894 >a single jalapeño

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:11:34 2017 No.9191571 >>9190629 I still don't get why he'd do something like that. Fucker spent time chopping veggies, making broth, how did his brain not process what he was about to do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:12:38 2017 No.9191574 >>9187894 why the fuck would you buy limes and a avocado? that shit is made for at least middle class people and the cash with that could have bought at least some meat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:14:51 2017 No.9191583 >>9189099 This is how aids started

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:37:28 2017 No.9191646 File: 34 KB, 1280x720, 7limes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9187894 >there are 7 limes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:43:37 2017 No.9191663 >>9191574 >>9191646 >we don't understand what SNAP means To be fair, neither did that retarded actress who originally posted that stupid pic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:46:42 2017 No.9191671 >>9189508 >h-h-he said i don't like spicy food ;-; triggered snowflakes detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:47:13 2017 No.9191677 >>9190282 >Bees on wheat >balls on toast >clit sammich I'm laughing way too hard. >Pot brownies aren't 420 Missed opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:50:27 2017 No.9191686 >>9191663 Not American but i know it's food welfare and 7 limes is a perverse waste of money when trying to feed people. So hows about you take your retarded self out back and shoot and kiss a barrel dummy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:53:02 2017 No.9191695 File: 7 KB, 250x241, redditor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191677 >I'm laughing way too hard.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 19 23:57:04 2017 No.9191713 >>9191686 >it's food welfare Already wrong. "SNAP" stands for "Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program." The word "Supplemental" means that, with SNAP, you are buying things to SUPPLEMENT the core items you should already be able to afford

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:11:51 2017 No.9191763

>>9191713
Not from Africa 2 like i said
>Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program
This is in no way food welfare and the claimant buys the food outright, hence no need for the aforementioned Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, Assistance being of no relevence at all.
Please fuck off as you seem to be dense as shit

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:23:48 2017 No.9191797 >>9185799 How is that reddit you fucking mong

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:28:36 2017 No.9191816

>>9191713
>The word "Supplemental" means that, with SNAP, you are buying things to SUPPLEMENT the core items you should already be able to afford
because it is SUPPLEMENTING the NEAR ZERO FOOD you can afford after rent and utilities and childcare

you don't seriously think that welfare is divested to people with a $100k yearly income do you? they fucking check your tax statements to make sure they're not giving people free food when they could easily afford it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:35:11 2017 No.9191839 File: 40 KB, 236x421, lel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190311 >medarge fries every time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 00:41:06 2017 No.9191852 >>9191816 It's supplemental, there are other food programs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:40:39 2017 No.9192013 >>9187894 How much do you think she had to have the employees put back while she was checking out since you know damn well she didn't calculate the prices as she went along?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 01:55:22 2017 No.9192036 >>9189469 Storm crow descending winter unending

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:08:39 2017 No.9192202 >>9188081 Where in flyover land do you live that that costs more than a buck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:11:06 2017 No.9192213 >>9190334 SNAP is meant to supplement the food budget not cover everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:14:12 2017 No.9192216 >>9191686 How much do you think limes cost? The issue here is shit meal planning, not the $1 worth of limes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:23:17 2017 No.9192229 >>9191852 i don't know enough about the USA's welfare system but i feel that it's safe to assume that the default benefits per person are low and gated based on criteria that doesn't quite line up with what actual poor people have to do to live

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:32:30 2017 No.9192251 File: 100 KB, 720x960, lovecraftian_duck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:33:37 2017 No.9192254 File: 47 KB, 274x120, 12121212.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9189314 >Drinking out of a Gatorade bottle with the top cut off I've done this before

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:49:22 2017 No.9192286

>>9192216
The jokes about the lime really depend on where she bought them, I believe she was in NY for this, where limes might be a bit cheaper. It's still a stupid bunch of food she bought.

Not sure if this has been posted yet but it gets me every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 03:55:49 2017 No.9192304 File: 87 KB, 697x447, 1496535339353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190732 Nope faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:12:03 2017 No.9192330 File: 30 KB, 450x320, stock-photo-close-up-portrait-of-hard-laughing-young-man-isolated-on-white-background-mask-included-147912089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191646

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:19:19 2017 No.9192341 File: 177 KB, 270x278, IMG_2098.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9189099 U M A D E L I C I A M A D E L I C I A

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:23:40 2017 No.9192348 >>9191797 >post funny picture and rate them on how funny they are

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:27:57 2017 No.9192356 >>9191396 Call me Ishmael is the first line of the book Moby Dick, you illiterate dog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:29:17 2017 No.9192358 >>9192216 >After a bout of bad weather, disease, and cartel violence in Mexico, the United States’ main source for the importation of limes, the price of the fruit skyrocketed to as high as $1.50 per lime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:31:11 2017 No.9192360 >>9192356 >Moby Dick >Dick >as in Penis hahahahaha i get it now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:34:23 2017 No.9192364 >>9192358 >i spent a 3rd of our budget on limes so i'm sorry but it lime's, sweet potato and water cress for dinner tonight

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:36:30 2017 No.9192366 File: 9 KB, 275x183, 090909990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9188945 >american education

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:38:33 2017 No.9192368 >>9192286 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X_IAaNPWKU

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:40:39 2017 No.9192371 >>9189099 U M A M A

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 04:41:11 2017 No.9192372 >>9190778 fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:09:09 2017 No.9192402 >no one has posted Masaokis yet Bunch of newfags in here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QDuRU9b9Yw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYBsPv_BtOE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgl9PE7aYO4

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:09:20 2017 No.9192404 >>9190375 Wait so it was made by/for a yanomami woman? I really don't know the story behind that macaque soup thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:25:06 2017 No.9192422 >>9185230 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:39:41 2017 No.9192440 File: 54 KB, 427x461, 1447741054906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9189099 That's pretty spooky

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:44:36 2017 No.9192457 File: 64 KB, 662x513, 1424570261388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] posting dead horses to kick

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:45:45 2017 No.9192461 File: 3.14 MB, 3300x4050, 1426220699634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9192457

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:46:50 2017 No.9192465 File: 687 KB, 1216x2000, NpK7q7H.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9192461

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:47:05 2017 No.9192468 File: 564 KB, 557x524, IMG_8827.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:49:42 2017 No.9192473 File: 858 KB, 1341x5376, 1432496194354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9192465

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 05:52:32 2017 No.9192479 File: 782 KB, 1347x3893, 1424570325559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9192473 not as /ck/ related but I refuse to post nyquil chicken or dessert ramen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:37:26 2017 No.9192780 >>9192202 The point is that that buck could be used to buy another pound or two of rice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:50:11 2017 No.9192803 >>9189508 >>9190492 >Triggered over a tweet HAHA go back to your safe space you snowflakes >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 08:54:30 2017 No.9192817 >>9190295 >safe for five days >some yuppie is drinking rotten vegetable slush right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:08:30 2017 No.9192841 >>9192213 That's not what Gwen thinks numbnuts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:14:10 2017 No.9192860 >>9189033 HE DOES IT FOR FREE AHHAHAHAHAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:18:32 2017 No.9192869 File: 11 KB, 300x299, kr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9192803 >Thinking anybody agrees with you don't you have a cows arse to dine on?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:33:53 2017 No.9192900 File: 572 KB, 600x580, big grin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191646

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:42:16 2017 No.9192913 >>9190964 uma delicia

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 09:56:34 2017 No.9192941 File: 197 KB, 1102x1045, sfsadfa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Love you /ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:00:48 2017 No.9193095 >>9186099 literal nigger tier humour

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:02:51 2017 No.9193103 >>9189032 nah shes just an out of touch latte-sipping rich liberal

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:03:51 2017 No.9193108 >>9192869 I agree with him you horse's ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:32:43 2017 No.9193188 >>9192869 >don't you have a cows arse to dine on? Nah, I met your mom yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 11:53:15 2017 No.9193248 >>9190295 I'm laughing at this but I paid $12 for a beer at LAX

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:23:12 2017 No.9193336 File: 87 KB, 460x1110, a4bB15m_460s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9191571 >Expecting normal human logic and common sense from people who post on 4cham. Shiggerydiggerydoozizzle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:27:00 2017 No.9193351 >>9193336 Whoever is in charge of Wendy's twitter is fucking hilarious and deserves a raise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:33:04 2017 No.9193371 >>9192251 Turducalimari

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:40:31 2017 No.9193405 File: 613 KB, 728x6067, 1493511238052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9192479 FUCK YOU, QUADRUPLE NIGGER TENDER TIME also could someone please post dessert ramen? I don't have it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:42:00 2017 No.9193409 >>9193351 WAS in charge. She quit because some autist fucktard couldn't just enjoy a good thing but had to fucking dox her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:44:28 2017 No.9193416 >>9193336 i wish the Wendy's twitter posted the smug.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:44:48 2017 No.9193417 >>9193351 My thoughts exactly, but their tweets are 95% answers to genuine complaints, like "Let us know where you ate". Must be mind-numbingly boring.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:45:25 2017 No.9193419 >>9193409 God damnit, why do people have to ruin things?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:48:51 2017 No.9193436 >>9190646 >we tip with a rip! Every time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 12:56:40 2017 No.9193460 >>9187907 Top fucking kek anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 13:10:53 2017 No.9193515 File: 332 KB, 1270x3469, 1417260435499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 13:15:30 2017 No.9193531 >>9186099 Forgot to cut the crust

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 13:35:12 2017 No.9193596 >>9192251 but whyyy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 16:11:15 2017 No.9194094 File: 717 KB, 1336x4460, Sweet sundae ramen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193405 i got your back

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 17:10:50 2017 No.9194280 >>9190311 one literally couldn't make this shit up. Wow. I am apalled.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 17:13:04 2017 No.9194287 >>9190629 Fuck yeah I forgot to screencap that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 17:38:51 2017 No.9194354 File: 40 KB, 211x203, 1356802419881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9187894 >people who are too lazy to work being forced to eat healthy food Someone, plz call the UN.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 17:39:38 2017 No.9194359 >>9189073 Kek. I miss that bastard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 17:45:55 2017 No.9194381 File: 63 KB, 640x898, 1221232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can't believe mods were fags and deleted the "Uma delicia" post

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 18:51:43 2017 No.9194550

>>9191713
>>9191763
>>9191816
You goys realize 90% of that goes to drugs right? What happens is price is agreed upon, then the buyer goes in and buys that dollar amount in stuff. Then that and receipt goes to the dealer, who proceeds to return everything. Then it goes to booze usually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:01:32 2017 No.9194806 What about that dude that bought fazolis catering for his brothers wedding?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:16:28 2017 No.9194850 >>9194806 What

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:20:21 2017 No.9194865 >>9190227 That got me.

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:51:40 2017 No.9194955

>>9187894
>tfw you could live on the eggs, beans, and rice alone for at least a month
what's all the superfluous shit for? why waste on limes, avocado, and a pepper when you're supposedly dirt poor and living on food stamps?

Would you not rather buy more sustenance and feed your family for longer? I just do not fucking understand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 20:55:56 2017 No.9194977 >>9190282 >yes, I'll have the mixed fuck with a side of homo fries And what to drink sir? >Hmmmmm, I think I'll have an extra-large Heroin & Water, with a lemon wedge of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 21:07:14 2017 No.9195011 >>9192368 Holy shit, this floored me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 21:14:40 2017 No.9195031 >>9193405 picture for ants

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 22:57:01 2017 No.9195361 >>9192358 When was this? Limes are 2 for $1.00 where I live which is a fairly expensive area

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 23:00:48 2017 No.9195375 >>9189033 fuck you there's nothing wrong with jack threads ya cunt

Anonymous Thu Jul 20 23:44:01 2017 No.9195541

>>9185230
???

>>9185239
>>9186099
back to whatever ifunny, 9fag content aggregate shithole you came from

>>9185248
facebook

>>9190227
fake and gay

>>9190282
you must be 18 to post here faggot

>>9191697
kys

>>9192251
le random turkeh of d00m xDDD

anyone who I haven't mentioned above is acceptable, but not necessarily funny, so don't get too cocky

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 23:51:09 2017 No.9195573 >>9195541 ur a newfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 23:54:40 2017 No.9195582 File: 1.88 MB, 217x217, 1379196974632.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9189314 >he still eats it off the burnt fucking plate and this guy is still around pretty sure

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 20 23:56:52 2017 No.9195588 >>9189508 Truth - HIDE nigger posts. REPORT nigger posts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 00:11:18 2017 No.9195623 File: 95 KB, 300x210, IMG_2296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9190282 >mixed fuck >racemixing

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 00:22:08 2017 No.9195655

>>9187894
Let's actually calculate this
2.69 eggs
2 lettuce
1.50 green onions
.89 garlic
2 avocado
.75 corn
2 kale
.60 yam
2.75 tortillas
2.50 limes if even that
.99 cilantro
2 peas
1.50 rice
1.50 beans
.40 jalapeño
Barely $24. I priced it a little on the high side. Produce is cheaper in California regardless of the cost of living

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 00:24:10 2017 No.9195663 >>9195573 please point out which of those posts is humourous to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 00:32:31 2017 No.9195688 File: 14 KB, 480x319, 1442677615702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193515

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 00:33:38 2017 No.9195691 >>9190272 Cilantro, lime, and green onion. You're welcome

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 00:53:43 2017 No.9195735 >>9193188 >Nah, I met your mom yesterday Implying your sad self left the basement >thinking 8yo humour is funny

>>	/r/ Fri Jul 21 01:11:09 2017 No.9195782 File: 198 KB, 627x959, 1500440275696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9187907

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 01:35:14 2017 No.9195868 >>9192251 You'd have to put the tentacles in later in the cooking process or they would be tough af

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:30:41 2017 No.9196276 >>9195663 never post here again and dont you DARE reply to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 04:46:38 2017 No.9196303 >>9190304 Oh gee, my post was screencapped

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 05:06:37 2017 No.9196324 >>9192358 American prices for fruit and veg. You guys get shafted, a kilo of carrots is £0.69p here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 05:08:27 2017 No.9196325 >>9195782 I still wonder what Gwyneth was gonna cook with all of that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 05:09:18 2017 No.9196326 >>9194381 Because the mods are obviously butthurt south americans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 05:09:32 2017 No.9196328 These threads right here. Its like a blacklight that shows just how massively reddit has jizzed onto us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 05:44:50 2017 No.9196391 File: 357 KB, 638x291, Nasty Oil.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9196328 Ehh, there were 4chan screencaps before reddit and there will be after reddit and 4chan are both gone. That being said, I get where you're coming from.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 05:50:51 2017 No.9196399 >>9185239 >Those fingernails

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 06:15:39 2017 No.9196451 >>9189009 >>9190252 These, best laughs I've had from memory have been /ck/ threads >It's a beef Wellington a sandwich? Thread >The Oreo stand-up comedy routine >And many others

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 06:22:08 2017 No.9196463 >>9191713 This is wrong. SNAP is the new food stamps. They work for everything that isn't hot or a dietary supplement. It works on red bull and starbucks coffee ffs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 06:30:31 2017 No.9196476 >>9196326 you mean, butthurt brazilians

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 09:37:16 2017 No.9196797 >>9196476 you mean, butthurt macacos

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 09:44:25 2017 No.9196815 >>9187894 Lol she got the shit for salsa and a couple other things plus entirely too many limes. She's an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 10:05:25 2017 No.9196885 >>9196326 There's one MOD an here and it's a mexican woman who cleans rooms between posts that's why it's so shit, go to /sp/ and there's a few British MODS and the banter flows and everyone has a laugh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:13:47 2017 No.9197092 >>9186099 nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 11:57:30 2017 No.9197211 >>9190272 oh. you're a shitgobbling fuckface that shitposts about semantics cool

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 12:10:39 2017 No.9197247 File: 43 KB, 306x297, 1334991331686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9189073

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 12:42:31 2017 No.9197344 >>9196303 welcome to the big show friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 13:26:15 2017 No.9197479 File: 30 KB, 656x480, We got monkey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9194381

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 13:28:55 2017 No.9197492 [DELETED]

File: 2.99 MB, 4211x5315, nice big cup of coffee instant type 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Hey man, look what we got today you know
Hey man, oh baby, get on a tray, I gotta
Hey man, I gotta open this can
This yellow bulged spread
Is deadly to any man

Hey man, my ration's insane
Hey man, so rancid it causes pain
Hey man, well she's a total spam can
She said she had to heat it but she... then she...

Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Botulin City
Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you ain't got time to sniff it
You know my Botulin City
Is outta sight...it's all nice

Hey man, Wardog, don't be unkind, go away
Hey man, Dairy Shake shakes so sublime, no way
Hey man, coffee instant here
There's only smokes for one and here she comes
Here she comes

Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Botulin City
Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you ain't got time to sniff it
You know my Botulin City
Is outta sight...it's all nice

A botulin City, a botulin City
I'm back on botulin City
botulin City

Ohhh, nice hiss thank you miss!

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 13:30:30 2017 No.9197498
File: 2.99 MB, 4211x5315, nice big cup of coffee instant type 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Hey man, look what we got today you know
Hey man, oh baby, get on a tray, I gotta
Hey man, I gotta open this can
This yellow bulged spread
Is deadly to any man

Hey man, my ration's insane
Hey man, so rancid it causes pain
Hey man, well she's a total spam can
She said she had to heat it but she... then she...

Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Botulin City
Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you ain't got time to sniff it
You know my Botulin City
Is outta sight...it's all nice

Hey man, Wardog, don't be unkind, go away
Hey man, Dairy Shakes so sublime, no way
Hey man, coffee instant here
There's only smokes for one and here she comes
Here she comes

Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Botulin City
Oh don't burst on me man
Cause you ain't got time to sniff it
You know my Botulin City
Is outta sight...it's all nice

A botulin City, a botulin City
I'm back on botulin City
botulin City

Ohhh, nice hiss thank you miss!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 13:32:33 2017 No.9197510 >>9188081 >2017 >Having scurvy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 13:52:03 2017 No.9197554 >>9197498 what the fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 14:39:23 2017 No.9197716 >>9197554 A song about rations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 15:11:36 2017 No.9197815 File: 499 KB, 388x520, 1497745764540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9197554

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 15:40:18 2017 No.9197914 >>9190964 uma delicia

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 15:46:23 2017 No.9197933 Steveposting is great

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 15:50:57 2017 No.9197949 Somebody post the MRE greentext where the guy eats them with hot sauce for a week and then passes out on his toilet

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 16:06:30 2017 No.9198000 File: 148 KB, 991x722, DD ration.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9197933 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 16:39:03 2017 No.9198108 >>9196797 monkey noises

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 16:54:07 2017 No.9198145 >>9190732 thats SCICK

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 17:26:00 2017 No.9198241 >>9195655 what kind of shithole sells eggs for more than a dollar?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:05:39 2017 No.9198342 >>9195541 Please never post again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 18:57:26 2017 No.9198536 File: 91 KB, 640x768, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9189009 >best humor of any of the boars

Anonymous Fri Jul 21 19:07:48 2017 No.9198571

>>9198536
Yeah, I noticed that typo just after I posted it but thought to myself "if /ck/ actually is a board with a sense of decent humour they won't go for an easy joke like that. These people have at least a modicum of brains and class after all."
And for a while that held up. Welcome, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 19:24:04 2017 No.9198630 >>9198571 Well what can one expect from the best of the boars?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 19:35:30 2017 No.9198667 File: 802 KB, 1280x720, alpha jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 19:52:23 2017 No.9198728 >>9194550 You realize that SNAP goes on a charge card and returning items doesn't give you cash, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 21 19:56:03 2017 No.9198742 >>9189314 >you don't activate your hotdogs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 03:33:16 2017 No.9200323 >>9198667 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 03:54:08 2017 No.9200361 File: 41 KB, 700x415, funny-wendy-jokes-004-586d03138c69c-png__700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193351 Literal weapons grade banter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 04:08:22 2017 No.9200380 File: 18 KB, 240x280, 1498376940620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9197554

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 04:12:46 2017 No.9200393 >>9190706 >>9190868

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 04:20:46 2017 No.9200402 >>9189314 do androids dream of electric dogs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 04:31:20 2017 No.9200420 >>9196451 oreo stand up comedy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:08:02 2017 No.9200468 >>9187894 sweet, that pic never fails

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:11:02 2017 No.9200470 >>9195541 >haha i quoted everyone in the thread!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:15:52 2017 No.9200477 File: 39 KB, 694x515, 1463777081314.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9200420 Dead set funniest thread I've ever read. Found it in archive, pic related >>/ck/thread/7694444

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:23:40 2017 No.9200495

>>9196325
She subsequently posted 3-4 days worth of meals before saying she ran out of food, which were basically pico de gallo, tacos with corn salsa, tabouleh, and breakfast wraps with scrambled eggs. (the guac, tabouleh and pico de gallo was what used up all the limes).

Unlike what the majority of echo chamber alt-tards screaming about how unrealistic this is and how out of touch it is, it was meant to provoke a discussion on how we shame the poor for eating unhealthy and get hypocritically judgemental on what the poor deserve to eat at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:27:23 2017 No.9200508 >>9187894 eh the avacado is a bit much but everything else is solid. Besides 7 limes and fucking CILANTRO obviously she was trying to prove a point

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:30:14 2017 No.9200515 >>9200495 >eating unhealthy *unhealthily

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:36:56 2017 No.9200526 >>9189009 >>9189019 dinotendies cookalongs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:37:31 2017 No.9200529 File: 608 KB, 938x1172, 1500260120924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9192251

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:54:42 2017 No.9200557 >>9200529 these octopussy tattoos are so trashy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:56:10 2017 No.9200561 >>9200557 Try to imagine an old lady with one. Or worse, a fat American.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 05:58:55 2017 No.9200569 >>9200477 thanks pal

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 06:09:09 2017 No.9200587 >>9197211 I didnt say anything about jews

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 07:28:20 2017 No.9200724 >>9200402 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 09:34:54 2017 No.9200956 File: 824 KB, 1588x1074, 20170722_093343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9189314 Hey guys i actually forgot about that dog. I still have it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 10:36:24 2017 No.9201131 >>9198667 the son was choked out after this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 10:45:07 2017 No.9201158 >>9200956 Do you live inside an art exhibit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:59:22 2017 No.9201569 >>9187907 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 13:04:14 2017 No.9201584 >>9200956 Jesus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 13:28:49 2017 No.9201639 >>9200956 legend

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 13:29:57 2017 No.9201641 >>9189508 >>9190492 >>9193095 >>9197092 I'm white and I found this funny. You faggots are so humourless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 13:30:37 2017 No.9201643 >>9190282 what's on the i kill you and how can it be made into a platter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 15:26:38 2017 No.9201987 File: 149 KB, 452x500, wolf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9200956

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 15:53:39 2017 No.9202067 >>9200956 Never change /ck/

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:05:22 2017 No.9202110 >>9186099 You know this whole meme was literally started by Barbie Dream House?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:25:39 2017 No.9202194 >>9200477 fuck it's been ages since I've last read that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:30:36 2017 No.9202212 blast techno remember when some co/ck/ butchered a dear in his bath, it was stickied with "you've come to the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker". these things will never happen again because 4chin is shit now and reddit is better

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:31:01 2017 No.9202215 File: 304 KB, 584x560, 1499908608553.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9200956

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:36:39 2017 No.9202232 File: 18 KB, 499x459, 1994852163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9200956 oh dear

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:38:07 2017 No.9202238 >>9189009 Some REALLY magical things have definitely come from /ck/, there's no doubt about that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:42:43 2017 No.9202252 File: 220 KB, 1280x1280, 1484625129355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9200956 something had to give

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:24:11 2017 No.9202385 >>9200956 now eat it mate >>9202222 checked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:49:09 2017 No.9202469 >>9193409 >ywn be roasted by a qt in charge of a fast food restaurant's twitter feels bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:03:49 2017 No.9202734 File: 105 KB, 739x751, Blessed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9200956 Bless you Anon.

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:34:36 2017 No.9202815

>>9198728
No seriously from someone who has a brother that is a heroin head. They will buy like $40-$60 worth of food for themselves and their kids and then they will basically use the rest to buy groceries for their dealer. It is a barter system and is why a lot of dealers will be food rich without a huge pile of spending money. AKA having a freezer full of Lobster and Steak, which is rich for them since most are from low income areas, yet having no real savings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:51:08 2017 No.9203097 Admittedly, /ck/ gives me more consistent hearty chuckles than any other board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 23:11:46 2017 No.9203598 >>9195541 Don't reply to me or my thread again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 01:10:10 2017 No.9203933 >>9193336 >comparing a fast food chain to a defining point in human history

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