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What are the ramifications of eating 8 slices of bacon in one sitting?
Asking for a friend.

>> No.9166091

>>9166076
You will become one with bacon...

>> No.9166130

YOU'LL GROW A SICK NARSTY UNICORN NARWAL BACON BEARD AND ITLL BE E P I C ;))))))

>> No.9166133

bacon is surprisingly low calorie

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>>9166130

>> No.9166273

You will get fat. Then you will be fat AND stupid.

>> No.9166299

For me it's pimples

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>>9166076
>only 8 slices

>> No.9166312

>>9166273
Fat does not cause weight gain. You stupid cuck unless it comes soybean oil and even then it takes months sugsr is the cause

>> No.9166313

>>9166273
Literally less than 400 calories.

If you're gonna eat so much food that you get disgusted by it bacon is one of the best choices if you don't want to get fat.

>> No.9166320

>>9166076
You'll have less bacon tmrw for breakfast

>> No.9166662

>>9166313
I mean, you can't really tell how many calories 8 slices of bacon is going to be if you don't know how big they are.

>> No.9166720

You'll sorta feel like a fat fuck, but that's about it.

>> No.9166725

>>9166076
Mustard gas

>> No.9166746

It will go straight to your thighs and then you'll blow up.

>> No.9167348

>8
lol
Don't make me eat three or four pounds of bacon to make a point.

>> No.9167381

It would be extremely satisfying

>> No.9167385

>>9167381
4 LE UUUU xD

>> No.9167664

Gonna eat an entire box of microwave bacon and then throw up in the toilet

Y/N?

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>>9167385

>> No.9167673

Your jizz will taste like bacon and salads will want to blow you and swallow your soul.

>> No.9167694

>>9167664

Bacon has no place anywhere near a microwave.

>> No.9167703

aren't those actually 9 slices?

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>>9166273
LMAO

OP = FAT N' STUPID

>>9166312
FAT """INTELLECTUAL"""

THIS THREAD IS HARAM

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>>9166076
When I was 12 my first time staying at a hotel, they had one of those buffet brekkies. So I had like 3 dinner plates of bacon strips, because fuck yeah how often do you get to do that. My family was on vacation hence the hotel, we were driving through Chicago and I started to feel gutsick as. I tell mom'n'dad to pull off the freeway, and sadghfuvgAJF Out comes pure rendered bacon grease, slimy goo like body temperature lard. It looked like baby batter but it was bacon batter.

I think the proteases and mucin in my stomach removed all the meat from the bacon which only leaving the gross greasy white goo.

>> No.9170134

>>9166076
Nothing, your body probably needs it anyway to stay fat

>> No.9170138

>>9166076
That's only 2 small BLTs worth

>> No.9170488

>>9166076
OH SHIT 8 PIECES AND HE'S STILL ALIVE
DUDE I SAW A GUY EAT 7 AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY DIED
OH SHIT YOUR FRIEND IS A BADASS

>> No.9170550

>>9166076
You’ll get thirsty, drink a lot of water

>> No.9170556

>>9166076
You have rejected the word of God and will go to hell.

>> No.9170622

>>9166076
Happiness

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>this whole thread

>> No.9170661

>>9166076
you'll want to eat more, pretty much

>> No.9170671

>>9166076

You can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery

>> No.9170714

You'll probably get cancer from all that delicious smokiness and it'll also pump up your daily sodium intake considerably

>> No.9170724

>>9166076
Allah will never forgive you.

>> No.9170728

is it bad if I eat 2 pieces of bacon with breakfast every morning?

>> No.9170840

i will seriously cook a whole pound of bacon and stand there and eat the bacon as i cook it dude like fuck it all shits bomb thick cut man practically pork belly fuck yes

>> No.9170847

Your chances of getting some kind of cancer increase by .00000001%

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