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What are the ramifications of eating 8 slices of bacon in one sitting?Asking for a friend.
>>9166076You will become one with bacon...
YOU'LL GROW A SICK NARSTY UNICORN NARWAL BACON BEARD AND ITLL BE E P I C ;))))))
bacon is surprisingly low calorie
You will get fat. Then you will be fat AND stupid.
For me it's pimples
>>9166076>only 8 slices
>>9166273Fat does not cause weight gain. You stupid cuck unless it comes soybean oil and even then it takes months sugsr is the cause
>>9166273Literally less than 400 calories.If you're gonna eat so much food that you get disgusted by it bacon is one of the best choices if you don't want to get fat.
>>9166076You'll have less bacon tmrw for breakfast
>>9166313I mean, you can't really tell how many calories 8 slices of bacon is going to be if you don't know how big they are.
You'll sorta feel like a fat fuck, but that's about it.
It will go straight to your thighs and then you'll blow up.
>8lolDon't make me eat three or four pounds of bacon to make a point.
It would be extremely satisfying
>>91673814 LE UUUU xD
Gonna eat an entire box of microwave bacon and then throw up in the toiletY/N?
Your jizz will taste like bacon and salads will want to blow you and swallow your soul.
>>9167664Bacon has no place anywhere near a microwave.
aren't those actually 9 slices?
>>9166273LMAO OP = FAT N' STUPID>>9166312FAT """INTELLECTUAL"""THIS THREAD IS HARAM
>>9166076When I was 12 my first time staying at a hotel, they had one of those buffet brekkies. So I had like 3 dinner plates of bacon strips, because fuck yeah how often do you get to do that. My family was on vacation hence the hotel, we were driving through Chicago and I started to feel gutsick as. I tell mom'n'dad to pull off the freeway, and sadghfuvgAJF Out comes pure rendered bacon grease, slimy goo like body temperature lard. It looked like baby batter but it was bacon batter. I think the proteases and mucin in my stomach removed all the meat from the bacon which only leaving the gross greasy white goo.
>>9166076Nothing, your body probably needs it anyway to stay fat
>>9166076That's only 2 small BLTs worth
>>9166076OH SHIT 8 PIECES AND HE'S STILL ALIVEDUDE I SAW A GUY EAT 7 AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY DIEDOH SHIT YOUR FRIEND IS A BADASS
>>9166076You’ll get thirsty, drink a lot of water
>>9166076You have rejected the word of God and will go to hell.
>this whole thread
>>9166076you'll want to eat more, pretty much
>>9166076You can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery
You'll probably get cancer from all that delicious smokiness and it'll also pump up your daily sodium intake considerably
>>9166076Allah will never forgive you.
is it bad if I eat 2 pieces of bacon with breakfast every morning?
i will seriously cook a whole pound of bacon and stand there and eat the bacon as i cook it dude like fuck it all shits bomb thick cut man practically pork belly fuck yes
Your chances of getting some kind of cancer increase by .00000001%