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How can I make already delicious mac n' cheese even better?
>>9157464I can't stand spicy food, even slightly spicy food.
You need real elbow macaroni, you need real cheddar, you need sodium citrate.
>>9157469Sit down while u eat it then retard
people who eat garbage food like this usually like soft noodles and silky sauce. so use cheddar and sodium citrate.
>>9157485After some thought, I was unnecessarily hostile in this post and would like to apologise.
They already improved upon this. It's called Hamburger Helper.https://youtu.be/0wlZd9YSuDg
>>9157563I don't want to listen to Hillbilly Willy. Stop posting southern poverty people who make me want to cry.
>>9157482>>9157521Oh god, is sodium citrate gonna be the new meme like pink salt?
>>9157571What is sodium citrate and what does it do to food?
>>9157571No, asshole. It's the 'science' you fucking family fuckers are afraid of. Stop inbreeding and learn something.
>>9157574here you go, dipshithttp://www.thekitchn.com/the-secret-to-smooth-nacho-cheese-sauce-without-processed-cheese-178539
Bacon or smoked sausage. Also, real cheese.
OP here. I ended up using bacon.It wasn't terrible, but honestly I think I prefer it without.
>>9157681Bacon is just more fat. Mac and cheese needs an acid like a bit of mustard, malt vinegar, or hot sauce to cut through it.
>>9157574>What is sodium citrate and what does it do to food?It's a emulsifier and a salt. It allows you to melt cheese without the oil and milk solids separating.
>>9157709>Mac and cheese needs an acid like a bit of mustard, malt vinegar, or hot sauce to cut through it.Thomas Jefferson recommended Nutmeg, but I confess that I have never tried it.Sauteed onions are very good, however, caramelized onions are too sweet, so don't cook them for too long. You can also try black olives, broccoli, or mushrooms, all are quite good, and my mother in law makes it with a combination of the three.
>>9157726>black olives. Your fucking disgusting.
>>9157707FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHITFUCK
>>9157443Fry up some diced spam and toss it in
>>9157707TWAT FUCK YOU
>>9157443Onion powderPepperDried parsleyCayenne pepperMushrooms (cook them separately and drain them)Minced clams (may substitute another shellfish of your choosing)
tuna. mac and cheese and tuna used to be a major staple of my diet.
>>9157482>Not using Monterey Jack or pepper jack and extra sharp cheddar with just milk and butter
I was meme'd into believing that a cheeto breadcrumb crust on top was the best thing ever. It was not, so don't do that.
>>9157443Bacon bitsGet a block of cheddar cheese and shred some inPinch of dry mustard