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Food gore thread?

>> No.9151891
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I use this to trigger Mexicans

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>>9151898
that's at my school

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inb4 this thread turns into ja/ck/ posting

>> No.9152030

Most things -bacon, just looking at it passively gives me cancer.

>> No.9152060

>>9151910
>>9151917
These make me want to gag. I guess this explains why America has an obesity epidemic if they have an illegal mexican problem and this is mexican ''''cuisine''''

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>>9151906
You know what has to be done, anon.

>> No.9152081

>>9152060
Its literally prison food.
And when you live in socal and every single person in a 5 mile radius of you is a mexican gangbanger that just got out of prison, it's actually very profitable to sell that shit.

>> No.9152096

>>9151910
What's with mexicans and chips

>> No.9152100

>>9151898
There's an authentic Mexican panaderia and taqueria (as in, run by actual legally imported Mexicans) in my old neighborhood that made spinach tortillas that were actually really nice. Flavor was super mild, it just made the visual a little different.
Kale I can only imagine being a lot more overpowering. I don't think kale and cheese ever taste good together either.

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>> No.9152136

>>9151917
>that fucking qt daughter

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>> No.9152166

>>9151906
Are you in San Diego?

>> No.9152456

>>9151884
Anyone have the Jell-O mold with meat and fruit called the hurkle or something?

>> No.9153186

>>9152456
Hurgin is bologna mustard and mayo

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>> No.9153230

>>9153218
>Medium rare chicken
There's being dumb, then there's being really fucking dumb

>> No.9153265

>>9153218
I still want to try chicken sashimi. Supposedly it's possible to raise chickens really clean and not let them get into the filth they normally get into, and then you can eat their meat rare like beef

>> No.9153306

I have had chicken sashimi
I lived with a host family that were teachers. One student had a parent that owned a chicken sashimi restaurant
I was treated to a multiple course dinner where I had every major organ of a chicken raw.
It was supposed to fill me with "hormones"

>> No.9153309

>>9153306
P.s. I am an /adv convert that is married to a former chef. I will only frequent /ck now

>> No.9153350

>>9153265
What stops cattle from getting in filth, too?

>> No.9153399

>>9153350
They aren't chickens.

>> No.9153421

>>9152073
>>9151917
We need to build a wall

>> No.9153424

>>9152060
THis is from MEXICo, you fucking idiot

>> No.9153439

>>9153424
Yeah. So mexicans eat this shit. Mexicans also immigrate to America in large numbers.

>> No.9153448

>>9153424
Learn to read.

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>>9153448
oh yeah, i just read first sentence. sorry mate. good on you

>> No.9153497

>>9152166
yeah

>> No.9153607

>>9151884

Pears and miracle whip topped with shredded cheddar cheese is amazing.

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>> No.9153618

>>9151910

What the fuck man.....

God damn it!


>cans.wav

>> No.9153628

>>9151891
this is a gore thread, not a fucking delicious thread.

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bbq soda. yes, that is a piece of chicken breast in moutain dew.

>> No.9153961

>>9151910
TAKE MY ENTIRE PAYCHECK
JUST BUILD THAT FUCKING WALL

>> No.9154061

>>9153607
my dad said they served that in school lunches in the early 60's

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>>9153607
>>9154061

>> No.9154137

>>9151891
They serve it to costomers they dont let use the front door.

>> No.9154159

>>9151884
>I know what will be interesting
>Getting people to post the same exact pictures from last week

>> No.9154305

>>9153218
a shame she didn't tag this with #cleanse cuz that's what it's gonna fukkin do to her innards and also maybe her whole body

>> No.9154322

>>9153350
the problem with chickens is that they only have one hole for all their nasty business
also people tend to let them live in close confines with all their nasty business

>> No.9154325

anyone have a link to the youtube video of the brazilian pizzeria and the disgusting pizza they make in an oven fueled by literal garbage

>> No.9154328

>>9151910
this is why we need a wall

>> No.9154591

>>9151906
You UCSD? Muir #1

>> No.9154609

>>9151884
I'm going to eat pear salad (with real mayonnaise, not disgusting miracle shit) every fucking week for rest of the year because you fucked up, and twice on Sundays.
>Fresh ripe pear halves, or canned pear halves in juice
>real, homemade mayonnaise
>freshly grated extra sharp cheddar

FUCK YOU OP.

>> No.9154689

>>9154591
Revelle>Muir

>> No.9154703

>>9154689
>5 classes of humanities
5 year ed plan woooo

>> No.9154705

>>9151898
>kale tortillas
that actually looks good

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>>9154703

>> No.9154822

>>9154591
>>9154689
>>9154703
>>9154714
the fuck are you two homos talking about?

>> No.9154887

>>9152456
Youre thinking of aspic.

>> No.9154924

>>9152081
It definitely looks like prison food

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>>9153424
Mexicans are in america? u think canada isn't fat too? Fuck you.

>> No.9154938

>>9151917
>>9152073
>>9151910


Why are Mexicans so obsessed with cuisine based on inmate commissary?

>> No.9154946

>>9154938
Being a criminal is in their genetics

>> No.9154984

>>9151906
Please tell me this gif is from porn

>> No.9155003

>>9154984
I wish. She's like 16 though.

>> No.9155014

>>9151910
These videos don't even bother me anymore. They're subhuman trash so why should I care what they do. Like a dog eating is own shit, it's just their natural behavior, nothing you can do about it.

>> No.9155018

>>9152081
Faith in humanity just dropped a tier

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>>9151884

>> No.9156162

>>9154061
yeah back when they used to beat children

>> No.9156343

>>9156018
Pepperoni & Cheese Cup did nothing wrong

>> No.9156352

>>9156058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFtLvkqHIds&feature=youtu.be
>look at that
>smell it
>my god
>CMON
>LOOK
>LOOK
>LOOK AT IT

>> No.9156545

>>9151906
What is the sauce

>> No.9156553

>>9152060
Yep no fat white people at all here... Fucking retard

>> No.9156633

>>9156018
that cucumber sandwich looks a bit crude but im sure it can be tasty

>> No.9156646

>>9154137
yeah and they serve it from a trash can

>> No.9156714

>>9152073
Dorilocos

>> No.9156723

>>9152132
Barcelocos?

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>>9156553
That's not what I said. Sick strawman, bro.

But there's lots more Latinos than there used to be, they have higher overweight and obesity rates than whites, asians and even blacks, and coincidentally Obesity rates have gone up as whites become less and less of a majority.

HMMM I WONDER WHY?

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>>9151884
I had these eel, shrimp, crab, and squid sushi yesterday.

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>> No.9157067

>>9151906
>school
You have to be 18+ to post here anon

>> No.9158074

>>9151917
They waste so much food. Their margins must be shit if they are not buying wholesale.

>> No.9158096

>>9157017
wa ka

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>>9153218
That's not even medium rare
That's like, super rare

>> No.9158212

>>9158209
what the fuck do you know anyway kirino

>> No.9158223

>>9151891

This plating is like a prank.

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>> No.9158275

>>9158209
That. Is. The. Joke.

>> No.9158289

>>9157067
What is college

>> No.9158349

>>9158272
Ritz and Cheese Its covered in sweet chili sauce?

>> No.9158387

>>9156018
>nothing wrong with the entire top row
>struggle meal, deep fried gimmick, troll photo
>troll photo, school project, troll photo, struggle meal
>genuine tard, troll photo, troll photo, frozen struggle leftovers, troll photos

There's nothing wrong with anything in this image except for that pizza.

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>>9151884
Ultra thin crust Hawaiian.

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>>9151884

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>>9158401

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Hotdog sushi rolls.

>> No.9158445

>>9158349
Looks like bottled Italian dressing.

>> No.9158454

>>9158424
That's a cute idea.
Something you'd see a "trendy" mom make for a play-date lunch.

>> No.9158506

>>9153218
her organs bout to turn into softserve

>> No.9158525

>>9158454
Too bad nori tastes like steam rolled dick flakes

>> No.9158605

>>9158396
I hate these pringles. They just taste like cheap ketchup seasoning, cheese powder and nauseating basil flavor.

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>>9151910
I thought it would end after they put the yellow sauce on it but it.... just..... kept on going

>> No.9158783

>>9154328
capitalism, they're just playing to their audience

>> No.9158789

>>9153265
Just cook the fuckers sous vide. Then you get all of the slimy goodness, and none of the salmonella.

>> No.9158797

>>9156736
...did you read your own graph there? Statistically, barely fucking higher. This country is simply fucked. Do whatever you can to feed your stupidity I suppose

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>>9158349
>>9158445
Alright, I actually know what this is, guys.
My great grandmother used to bring this to Christmas parties before she died, it's some Ritz crackers, typically with Cream Cheese added as well, and the sauce on top is Jam/Jelly made of Jalapeño peppers, very sweet, with a warm spice to it.

>> No.9158857

>>9153218
Even if it was safe, why would you do this? It would have a horrible texture.

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>>9156058

>> No.9158915

>>9157067
>>9158289
What is 18 yr old seniors?

>> No.9159032

>>9151910
That would be delicious without the nacho cheese sauce and bacon
Got me craving tostilocos now

>> No.9159037

>>9152073
Yass nigga this is my shit yall whiteys aint even know

>> No.9159044

>>9158857
Raw chicken actually has a somewhat pleasant, chewy consistency to it. It's just whenever you've had raw chicken in the past its in the form of chicken breasts or other-wise too large a cut of meat.
chicken sashimi is actually quite nice.

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>>9156352

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Got this from my Facebook couple days ago.

>> No.9159644

>>9159597
I'd eat it. Trashy? Yes. Tastes good? Most likely.

>> No.9159667

>>9159597
i would not eat this

>> No.9159669

>>9151891
the cookie dough is raw, of course

>> No.9159670

>>9159644
It's revolting shit.

>> No.9159676

>>9153218
>chicken medium rare strips
>homemade salad and veges
this one is going places, boys

>> No.9159680

>>9159670
No one is eating hot dogs or Doritos or mac n cheese for health benefits. They're designed to be delicious. Mixing them all together doesn't make them revolting.

>> No.9159684

>>9156162
people like you make me wish they still beat children

>> No.9159686

>>9159597
the caption is pure cringe

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>>9158797

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>> No.9159706

>>9159698
i would eat that if they used chicken instead of tuna

>> No.9159707

>>9159698
i have an old cookbook from the 30s my mother gave to me and a lot of recipes call for name-brand canned soup mix, i found it very odd

>> No.9159708

>>9158803
Snabe rip ;__________;

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>> No.9159769 [DELETED] 

>>9159686
pure leddit

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what is this thread?
what are these foods?
what kind of people made these?
w h a t t h e f u c k

but well, people have been eating gross shit for fucking ages, so let's just carry on doing it
TRADITION

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>> No.9159808

>>9159801
those eggs seem pretty legit. its too bad that guy ruined them like that.
>>9159769
i should le open le cafe to sell my le quirky food because i am so special!!!

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>>9159808
Verily, m'lady, my culinary endeavors are second to none! Crushed Dorito's, who wouldst have ever expected?

>> No.9160087

>>9159801
That doesn't look too bad.

>> No.9160162

>>9159693
it creates consumption for products (food) and services (health care)
the population consists of three (maybe four) segments: the consumer, the producer (or producer and inventor,) and the ruler.
Everybody has a role and it keep things moving

>> No.9160212

>>9159693
I never thought I'd read such an impassioned criticism of capitalism on 4chan by a racist.

>> No.9160231

>>9151910
i lived in the USA for ten years I have never ever seen this shit be done anywhere is it a west coast thing?

>> No.9160234
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The Ol' Sleepy Chicken
hmmmmm

>> No.9160254

>>9156018
that meals with the nuggets and bread isn't bad...that's just when you cba to do anything so put some nuggets and chips in an oven and then just heap onto a plate. the bread is for the nuggets...i do this infrequently but it's not bad at all

>> No.9160257

>>9151910
>>9151917
Every time these are posted some /pol/tard starts whining about Mexicans
These are either prison food, tourist food, or dipshit Chicanos making retarded concoctions they think are Mexican just because they have cheese and corn in them
These are the same Chicanos supporting illegal immigration and clamoring for how good Mexico is despite never having lived there
Mexico sucks
It's people dont

>> No.9160260

>>9159670
t. autist who doesn't like his food touching

it's pasta with hot dog with a crunchy top to it. how the fuck is it bad, you melon. bet it tasted good.

>> No.9160262

>>9156995
was it not good? it looks like it would be good

>> No.9160280

>>9159801

More sloppy rogans please

>> No.9160292

>>9151910
>>9152060
>>9151910
>>9157017
Here comes /pol/ to whine about white genocide and those damn Mexicans at it again
I an Mexican
100%, born in Mexico, have lived there
It is the single shittiest place to live no matter where
But you know what's not bad about it?
The landscape, culture, and food
Which is why you have idiot fucking Chicanos, born in the u.s who have never lived in Mexico and probably never visited, sucking Mexico cock and acting like it's the happiest and best place on Earth, supporting illegal immigration, a ton of other shit
Granted, I'm only legal because my grandma was U.S born Mexican but lived in Mexico, but then again, getting papers wouldn't've been all that hard either
All these "dishes" you see are abominations, tumor concoctions made up by either profit leering hillbillies preying on retard tourists or dumbass Chicanos thinking YAY I MADE A THING IM MEXICAN
They're based off a street snack, note, street snack, in Mexico called tostilocos consisting of
A bag of tostilocos chips cut in half to hold it sideways, various fruits chamoy, japanese peanuts, and some tamarind or tamarind candy, as well as another street snack esquite, which consists of a cup of corn with parmesan cheese and chili added to it. That's it
Chicanos take this as
>You can mix anything with corn and it's Mexican
>I'm going to pull a shitfuck of cheese on this for no reason and call it (insert stupidity here)-locos

>> No.9160420

>>9160262
It was delicious, I was just surprised they put so many different kinds of meat into one sushi roll.

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>>9156018
what tf is wrong with the chicken nugget one?

>> No.9160580

>>9159706
Cream of mushroom soup is great with chicken.
My mum makes a pie where it's cream of mushroom mixed with chicken soup and then shredded chicken mixed in, layed in a tray and then you cover it in mash potato and bake it. Shit's delicious

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>>9159644
I think I would maybe eat this if I had no other options. But to openly post this shit to Facebook like you are some sort of fucking chef is beyond me.

So many of these easy recipes that people make like putting some shit in a crock pot or taking 6 pre-made ingredients and stirring it together somehow makes them one of the best cooks in the world.

I get it that everyone makes easy meals now and again but warmed up hot dogs and box side dishes are not "wifey" material.

>> No.9160625

>>9160568
Seriously? Blue box mac & cheese, glass of milk, two slices Wonder bread, waffle fries, ketchup and BBQ sauce doesn't strike you as incredibly trashy, ignorant and lazy? The only way it could be worse would be if ranch dressing were involved and it was on a paper plate.

>> No.9160650

>>9160625
trashy is not the same as food gore

>> No.9160708

>>9151898
I've bought nopal tortillas that looked like that. They were pretty good, had a mild edge that normal corn lacked.

>> No.9160812

>>9158396
>>9158605

Incidentally, ketchup Pringles are pretty good.

>> No.9160833

>>9153218

once you shat your organs out 2 or 3 times from that, can you build resistance over time ?

>> No.9160846

>>9156018

>sausage-ananas dumbells
someone has been very high

>> No.9160858

>>9156736

looks to me like Hispanics really take the cake !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI

>> No.9160864

>>9154822
Those are schools at UCSD, each of which has its own educational program and culture.

>> No.9160866

>>9154137
>They serve it to customers that have to use the loading dock.

Ftfy

>> No.9160872

>>9151891
Looks like a giant cock. Even has cream coming out of the top.

>> No.9160906

>>9160812
The tortilla ones are the shit.

>> No.9160935

>>9152060
Thats from Mexico, you dip.

>> No.9160938

>>9160935
wew, it looks like /ck/ is really full of retards.

>> No.9160958

>>9160938
didn't see it coming.

>> No.9161112

>>9160292
shut up paco

>> No.9161260

>>9154689
All my revelle friends ended up wasting time doing useless GEs while I finished early (muir) and got internships. I feel nothing but pity at how much Revelle fucked them over.

>> No.9161321

i was raised really whole vegan and have never tried msg or processed foods but some of these "mexican" prison foods look like they'd be really interesting to try out, if you dont mind being on the toilet for 3 days

actually, I might be able to make a vegan version

>> No.9161575

>>9160568
Thatpoppy made it

>> No.9162338

>>9151884
>>9159698
>>9159716
I wonder if fast food took off because people learned to cook from shit like this.

>> No.9162362

>>9152073
>>9151917
>>9151910
my guess is that mexicans love junk food but dont believe in eating anything straight, they always throw tons of shit on it as you see on these posts. queso fresco, tajin, butter, whatever the fuck their grandmother has in the spice rack.

i seriously think if they ate a doritos straight, they'd gag.

>> No.9162368

>>9153218
i feel bad for her. i used to have the same problem with steaks, not sure the difference between rare and uncooked. but that is straight up sashimi, i think she barely let it sear for 30 seconds.

>> No.9162378

>>9158424
>bread
why? retard.

rice goes perfectly fine with hot dog. bread, does not go with nori. dont tell me otherwise.

>> No.9162403

>>9159801
them eggs aint done

>> No.9162455

>>9158803
close, a relative of mine was on this vegan diet and thought that what he made was vegetarian, because it didn't have any meat. its sweet chili sauce
he barley touched it and threw it away after a week

>> No.9162843

>>9153265
Doesn't the shit get there because no one wants to pay to take the time to slaughter and butcher carefully?

>>9153218
Most people can't prepare well done chicken without getting poodoo on everything.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10664978

Dietary chicken shit may be one of the most common causes of urinary tract infections.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22033854

>> No.9162862

>>9162403
Are you assuming how Joe likes his eggs shitlord?

>> No.9162871

>>9151884
I unironically like this dish. Put some shredded cheddar on top. My aunt use to always serve it after fried pork chops. I'm from the south btw

>> No.9162911

>>9156995
the dishwasher was making the sushi that day haha

>> No.9162935
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>> No.9163277

>>9162935

I absolutely cannot believe how hard I laughed throughout this.

>> No.9163278

>>9156058
/thread

>> No.9163321

>>9156736
>12 to 19

Do stormies read their own graphs at all?

>> No.9163337

Anybody have the thread where OP's maid made him "pizza" with pancake batter and hot dogs?

>> No.9163384

>>9151884
My exclusive beating process is why my family left me.

>> No.9163393

>>9153350
Leather

>> No.9163415

>>9159707
It's not odd at all. Marketers of the era had lots of cookbooks written that relied on canned ingredients to sell the public on the new canned convenience foods that were starting to appear on store shelves.

>> No.9163416

someone post the nyquil hotdogs

>> No.9163430

>>9159693
Oil isn't dinosaurs. Oil is highly pressurized carbon which has been heated to such a temperature and pressure it's been liquefied. Hell, we could create our own right now, if it wasn't so energy inefficient to. It's more efficient to take the sun's energy and apply it directly to the action that needs the energy. Hate people still think of it as "fossil fuels."

>> No.9163510

>>9159597
this is /put all the leftovers in a bowl with extras from the pantry/ tier
I'm ashamed to admit I've done it many times

>> No.9163515

>>9162862
I just don't want yolk all over my everything and not in my mouth

>> No.9163536

>>9163430
Doesn't that carbon come from ancient dead things through?

>> No.9163650

>>9151898

That's not really a big deal, though. I occasionally get green tortillas made with nopales, and they're pretty good. I'd probably try kale tortillas.

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>> No.9163761

>>9159716
>>>\\\REAL/////\\\\COOL////<<<<<<

>> No.9164197

>>9151884

Speaking of food gore that is actually good,

Watermelon and wasabi
Banana and marmite

>> No.9164221

>>9154591
>tfw SDSU
:(

>> No.9164232

>>9153218

real talk idiots, you can eat mid rare chicken. That shit is raw though.

>> No.9164283
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9164283

some burger joint in my hometown posted this earlier today

>almost raw patty
>Mac & cheese instead of a bun

Why? Just why...

>> No.9164293

>>9156018
Something about the pepperoni and cheese cup just depresses me. I don't know whether it's imagining a seller excitedly trying to sell it, or a buyer being genuinely excited to buy it, or some combination of the two. The fact that anyone would think it is a good idea just makes me sad, because if they would eat something like this, imagine how horrible the rest of their life is.

>> No.9164340

>>9160872
I was going to say
>Excuse me, I think my dessert just came is it supposed to do that?

>> No.9164356

>>9160872
a mostly brown one at that...

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>> No.9164366

>>9164361

This is my final form.

>> No.9164403

>>9160601
i think most of the insta/twitter wifey posts are sarcastic shitposts, but this dude clearly thinks his shit casserole is the bees knees

>> No.9164445

>>9164361
someone post the guy who cooked tendies in nyquil

>> No.9164449

>>9164283
>almost raw
i think you mean rare

>> No.9164521

>>9152073
>>9151917
That's not mexican food......

>> No.9164746

>>9163536
Not dinosaurs though. Mostly its made up of algae and other small organic matter, waaaay before the dinosaurs. Also there are sources of carbon that are not strictly things that were alive.

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>>9155003
18 now

Her weird quasi-incestuous relationship with her mother is now lawful and beautiful

>> No.9164803

>>9164521
There's a reason why 95% of hispanics are obese, Paco.

>> No.9164805

>>9152138
>those flashes as people take pics while the guy is filming

Weird porn flashbacks

>> No.9164808

>>9164283
>Almost raw
>literally medium well
Eat shit fucking plebshit

>> No.9164816

>>9159801
I just dry heaved. Very nice.

>> No.9164856

>>9162935
I like MREs, I buy them off ebay

>> No.9164862

>>9152132

I'm from mexico and haven't seen that shit. Looks disgusting.

>> No.9164877

>>9153218
SHE DEAD

>> No.9164911

>>9160234
looks like something out of a video game like hitman

>> No.9164967

>>9151884
canned pears are pretty good though
shame they don't sell em round here

>> No.9165100

>>9153424
>>9152060
>>9152096
>>9154938
That garbage is not even considered a mexican dish you dum twats,that is some shit that wetbacks prepare in US not in mexico, literally that is vomitive

>> No.9165108

>>9164803
Its called sugar and carbos you dumb twat

>> No.9165137

>>9151910
eally tho wtf is that shit in the can i see the chips and cheetos tho

>> No.9165168

>>9152073
doricos

>> No.9165205

>>9160846
>ananas

those are pineapples you foreign fuck

>> No.9165210

>>9152138
the stuff at the start looks like Moe's Nacho bowl with extra corn.

>> No.9165222

>>9156058
legendary pure legend

>> No.9165239

>>9154061
It's actually not bad.

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>>9151884

>> No.9165426

>>9158803
Was cleaning one of the kitchens last week at the place I work at and there was a small tub under the line with like 7 crab faces in it. Crab hasn't been on the menu for months.

>> No.9165496

>>9164283
This would be god tier

>> No.9166707

>>9164521
I've lived with Mexicans my whole life with a home 10 miles from the border. I've only ever seen mexicans eat that stuff, not even the blacks and trailer trash whites eat it

>> No.9166722

>>9164283
i was trying to come up with a mac and cheese burger that didn't suck and it looks like this fucker beat me to it

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>> No.9166950

>>9154609
You're not punishing anybody but yourself.

>> No.9167008

>>9153218
Somebody arrest that woman if she has kids.

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>>9153649

>> No.9167108

>>9163430
It never said anything about dinosaurs. Oil actually came from the bodies of trillions of dead plankton that fell to the seafloor and was sequestered under the Earth's crust. But it's so much more fun to call it "Dinosaur Juice" or whatever

>> No.9167110

>>9154609
Don't do this to yourself Anon....

>> No.9167117

>>9160872
imagine being so gay when you see food you see cocks

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>>9151910
God is dead and we killed him

>> No.9167302

>>9151917
>>9151910
>>9152073
>>9152132
>>9152138
One wall isn't enough

>> No.9167631

>>9163277
You're not alone

>> No.9167653

>>9158525
>he doesn't like seaweed
They made it as picky-child friendly as possible and you're still a baby about it.

>> No.9167669

>>9156343
I mean apart from being pretty unhealthy I don't imagine pepperoni and cheese tasting particularly awful.

>> No.9168714

>>9164283
i'm sure it tastes delicious, but why even call it a burger at this point
you probably can't even pick it up without getting shit everywhere

>> No.9169033

>>9159597
The only reason I wouldn't eat this is because the peas look like they came from a can.

>> No.9170050

>>9167012
why would any do this

>> No.9170111

>>9153218
I'm saddened by the fact that nobody here knows what this was really all about.

She stole that photo from a weeaboo food site and posted it as hers for giggles.

Bla/ck/ people on twitter went on a rampage of 'dayum mane what be wrong wit dem white ppl smdh fam100 100 dey should be wiped out'.

So chicken tataki made by Japs caused blacks to go on an anti-white online pogrom. It was masterful trolling.

>> No.9170600

>>9170050
Because it's only 50¢.

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>> No.9170665

>>9151910
This is why trump won

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>>9158803

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>>9164361
Have a fucking sip of that

>>9164445
/co/ friend here, really upset I missed this thread.

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>>9170703

>>9170665
Hey, keep that political discussion elsewhere.
I don't want janny-jans nuking the thread.

>> No.9170737

>>9151906
>>9154591
>>9154689
>tfw just graduated
>tfw can no longer relate

also that school is socially fucking dead

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>>9158275

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>>9161321
was at an event that had these: pepihuates

had a laundry list of shit in it like tamarindo, melon and peanuts like someone invented a drink (?) out of whatever he had lying around

>> No.9172636

>>9170050
imaginary internet points. i bet he was on the front page of reddit that day and got laid for his amazing cleverness

>> No.9172647

>>9158209
actual medium rare would be alright. most people think you have to cook chicken and pork to shit or else you'll get food poisoning, but with proper prep you can make it medium just fien

>> No.9172674

>>9170703
He made some delicious sausages a few weeks ago.

>> No.9172690

>>9153306

I think you are mistaking the term 'horumon' - japanese for offal - with hormone here anon. nice to see your weeb study abroad paid off. top nihongo.

>> No.9172737

>>9156995
meme sushi makes me cry in frustration ever since I got back from japan (yes, I turned full turbo weeb, I miss it there)

>> No.9172746

>>9159597
I have never eaten a casserole in my life. They never look good and I don't know why people still eat that depression era garbage when they don't have to

>> No.9172771

>>9170737
It is. I'm antisocial so I don't care, but it hardly feels like a college campus. I blame it on the school being 90% asian.

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>>9151917
>>9151910
>>9152073
>>9152132
>>9152138

Is there footage of someone actually eating this trash?

This has to be borderline urban legend because I cant find a single video of a person being able to consume this

>> No.9172850

>>9154325
I need this

>> No.9172906

>>9171427
I donnu. Seperate after oven and it will be ok. Chicken will give octopus good flavor. Wouldn't recomend if you have vegan over. Got kind of animal feeling

>> No.9172917

>>9167012
Is that gravy in a cup? Because that would be a great serving suggestion

>> No.9173071

I had a dream last night about browsing /ck/ and coming across a food gore/webm thread.

It was maxed out on content, and it was all OC. Too bad that was not real life.

>> No.9173229

>>9160580
Add some braised leeks to that shit man

>> No.9173949

>>9170712
Hey i remember that thread! Isnt that where he boiled those... things in niquil and shit?

>> No.9174432

>>9172775
Well its not people who eat it its mexicans and I've seen them eat it before and know some people who make this shit at home in the US. This truly is why mexicans lower property values.

>> No.9174581

>>9172917
>gravy that's been sitting around so long it's separated completely

seems legit

>> No.9174684

>>9154325
>>9172850
I'm nearly a week late but i got you covered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

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>>9156058
His dog doesn't deserve that life.

>> No.9174715

>>9154328
those are already inside

>> No.9174761

>>9174432
>lower property values

Nah, Billy Bob, the property values lowered because of the pile of junk in your yard and the suspicious relationship between you and your sister, you bucktoothed faggot.

>> No.9174775

>>9174432
what kind of shithole you live in even mexicans have adapted to such abysmal food? i mean, this shit has to be an acquired taste for junk

>> No.9174789

>>9174761
Holy hell this mexirat is mad

And btw I've lived in US towns that are 99% mexirat (look up San Luis, AZ) and it's all poor farm people that live exactly like rednecks. Busted 70s trucks rusting on the front lawn, high school chicks pregnant at 15 if not younger, the only difference being nobody can speak English.

>> No.9174817

>>9152132
>>9152073
>>9151917

Doesn't make me throw up in the back of my mouth like it does with most of /ck/

Doesn't mean I'd go out of my way to try the stuff but it's not really all -that- horrible looking. If you don't think about things like 'sodium' I guess. Drunkfoods for Drunk Dudes.

>> No.9174833

>>9160234
It's LEAN chicken.

>> No.9174852

>>9172737
kys fggt

>> No.9174854

>>9174684
thanks, senpai

you are my nigga

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>> No.9174877

>>9174775
Southern California, I have some hispanic friends that have friends that eat that shit. They live in Oxnard I don't but I've seen that shit eaten and made by them as a "snack"

>> No.9174987

>>9160212
Why do you think they called themselves National SOCIALISTS, dumbass?

>> No.9175038

>>9174987
DEMOCRATIC People's Republic of Korea
tell me more about how Hitler was Marxist though

>> No.9175073

>>9151910
50 shades of corn and cheese

>> No.9175079

>>9174987
wrong kind of socialism, dumbass

>> No.9175103

>>9170111
do you have a single fact to back that up

>> No.9175111

>>9156018
Top left isn't gore. Just sad.
Pepperoni and cheese is delicious, retard.

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>>9175038
>>9175079
Hitler's policies were extremely anti-capitalistic, you ignorant plebs. Fascism was born out of the socialist movement (Mussolini was a die-hard socialist in his youth), and wasn't far from Communism in practice. Despite having opposite rethoric, Hitler's and Stalin's policies were actually pretty similar.

By 1940 Nazi Germany had many nationalized industries, worker unions subordinated to the State (just like in Communist countries), price controls, death penalty against "speculation, economic sabotage and hoarding", and extensive government control over trade and industry.

>> No.9175134

>>9173949
Chicken breast, yeah.

>> No.9175141

>>9175122
Politics aside, that girl is simultaneously cute and not real looking.

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>>9163277
It's like the pickle one, no matter how many times I read it, it's still fucking hilarious.

>> No.9175345

>>9164361
>Did you try giving it Phazon?

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pretty tame compared to some of the stuff itt

>> No.9175464

>>9170111
>her facebook is full of Tumblr tier jokes and white guilt
She was being completely serious dude.

>> No.9175482

>>9175433
ebin :DDD

>> No.9175494

>>9175433
i do that sometimes

microwave them until super crispy and it's goddamn delicious

>> No.9175505

>>9175122
Which is why tankies and fascists need to be passified.

>> No.9175604 [DELETED] 

>>9160292
Fuck mexico for sending all the el salvos to Virginia. Assholes are so lazy it takes them 15 minutes to take trash out. I'd give them 12 an hour if they'd fucking straighten up. The women are so much faster on the line and prep because they got us kids. They have something to work for. They might as well be back home hacking each other other up with dull machetes over heroine. Useless fucks.

>> No.9175638

>>9160292
/pol/ been shit since it turned from /news/ bro. Sux shit that it sounds like you are stuck in so cal.

>> No.9175835

>>9175433
I tought he was going to add cheese at first to make a crustless pizza

>> No.9175854

>>9158212
Knows how to get Onii-chan's cock

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>> No.9176087

>>9176056
This looks good.

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A delicacy!

>> No.9176702

>>9176692
Birds?

>> No.9176710

>>9176056
Did they use lazers to slice those pines or is that crust a mile thick?

>> No.9176711

>>9170111
>Bla/ck/ people on twitter went on a rampage of 'dayum mane what be wrong wit dem white ppl smdh fam100 100 dey should be wiped out'.
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy niggers.

>> No.9176754

>>9176692
Chinese are vile creatures.

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>>9156058
Quality. Pure Kino.

>> No.9176758

>>9156018
>salad dressing in a fucking spray bottle

Thank god you can buy those clean and they didn't use some old Mr. Propper bottle. R-right guys???

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>> No.9176790

>>9174761
SEETHING

>>9176692
UMA DELICA

>> No.9176793

>>9176787
I would try aspic, honestly. Never had it before but I'm curious.

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>>9176793
It really depends on the inside.

>> No.9176807

>>9176798
>>9176787
Looks good to be honest family.

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>>9174698
honestly I never saw the dog until you pointed it out holy mother of god that poor creature

>> No.9177389

>>9154932
Canada is clearly fat because of Americans, gotta build a wall between us and those butter chugging lardos

>> No.9177412

>>9156058
is he kill?

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>>9162935
>>9163277

>> No.9178183

>>9159693
The spic-nig cycle is an old meme from bodybuilding forums

>> No.9178311

>>9163515

Runny yolk is a culinary gift to mankind. It is an unadulterated sauce that compliments every dish it's in.