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al/ck/ general, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP edition.

>> No.9150903

>15 beers
>Stomach hurt
>Trying to sleep

Help, so bad, god help.

>> No.9150910

>>9150903
Dude are you eating? I just ate one bite of pork chop and one bite of gammon and within 20 mins I feel so much better that it's like I've had a Valium. I fucking hate eating but omg, that was nice

>> No.9150915

>>9150910
I didn't eat anything.

>> No.9150919

>>9150915
What I mean is that perhaps you're not eating enough

>> No.9150927
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>>9150784
why is this the default picture? i've never had a bad time drinking

>> No.9150938

>>9150927
Have you ever drunk every day for years? The stuff is poisonous, dude

>> No.9150940

>>9150938
Just stop drinking it ya dingus

>> No.9150946
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>>9150940
Oh I see. This again.
Doesn't work like that anon.

>> No.9150995

>>9150946
25 days sober, still in the hospital and worried about dialysis today. The new form of dialysis they give me doesn't hurt quite was bad as the old one and I get a tiny little pain pill so at least there's that.

>> No.9151029

ever feel the nasty alcohol leaking out of your face

>> No.9151036

anyone else have stores with awful rules?

I can't buy a beer before 8am; its deplorable

>> No.9151044

>>9151036
Same. 10am on Sundays. It is truly horrible and makes me frantic to buy more and more so I never run out.

>> No.9151047

>>9151036
>>9151044
holy shit at least im not this far gone... im good

>> No.9151062

>>9151029
I do not miss that feeling. I used to get night sweats that made me smell like a poorly embalmed cadaver.

Especially in my armpits and around where my nuts hang.

>> No.9151091

>>9151062
>recovered entering the thread
gtfo, these threads are for current alkies.

>> No.9151184

>>9151036
Alcohol sale from 10am till 10pm, the stupid government wanted to ban alcohol sales on sundays but it didn't work

>> No.9151201

>>9150940
wtf i'm a functional member of society now

>> No.9151202

I tried Cisk lager today and it's shit

>> No.9151235
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9151235

I've just spent nearly a thousand pounds on a golden quill.
I do not really even know why.
It is very soon my mother's birthday, I think it was my intention to present her with said item.
But I'd already purchased her a heated foot spa. Something by which having purchased, it is enormously more conceivable that I might ever be able to eat again.
To confirm the integrity of these threads I endeavour to post an image of this fucking retarded memepen by Monday;the date on which i have been informed that ithos nightmare will be placed at my feet.
Maybe I'll keep the foot spa for myself.

>> No.9151318

>>9151235
Can't you cancel it?

>> No.9151382

>>9151318
I don't really know, it's posted
I've just bought some heroin
I'm ok

>> No.9151393

>>9150784
Just drank the last of my rum. tfw I don't have any money to buy anything, let alone booze. Sucks being poorfag wagecuck

>> No.9151425

>>9150784
Drinking vodka and listening to otis redding by myself.

>> No.9151437

>>9151393
Sorry to hear that, i inherited 100,000$ from my grandparents and i use it exclusively on drugs & booze. Pretty happy with that.

Thank you grandma & grandpa. <3

>> No.9151508

I drank 12 7% abv ciders, and passed out on the couch wit the TV on. When I drink 12 5% beers I don't even get drunk. How does that work?

>> No.9151558

>>9151508
Something like escape velocity I think. Just that bit extra to keep the blood alcohol rising instead of plateauing.

>> No.9151563

>>9151425
Good taste.

>> No.9151575

>>9151437
That's nice. Grandma on mother's side is dead and the father only turns up when he needs money. Haven't seen him in years. good riddance Grandparents on dickhole of a father's side are schrooges. Don't care if they die or not. They aren't part of my life anymore

>> No.9151602

Just managed to walk 72 feet in physical therapy. New personal best but it hurts.

>> No.9151650

>>9151563
Thank you, my friend.

>> No.9151659

>>9151575
I feel you man, you shouldn't have to deal with people just because they're your family. Fuck em.

>> No.9151662

>>9151602
I have no idea what you're talking about, but all i know is that you have to hang in there. Stay as strong as you possibly can.

>> No.9151663

>>9151575
cheapskate family members are the worst. i cut ties with my father for the same reason.

>> No.9151689

My father is an alcoholic and my mother is dating a drug addict. My sister just keeps telling me i don't have the worst life so i shouldn't be depressed. I can't really connect to people and i always feel a distance between me and other people. I don't want to wake up tomorrow. I just don't want to wake up tomorrow.

>> No.9151702

>>9151662
Sorrry for being unclear. When my liver and kidneys gave out I was put on life support for quite a while. During that time I lost my ability to walk. Learning again is a bit rough.

>> No.9151709

>>9151702
Man, that's really rough. I can't imagine what it must be like in your situation. I'm just a drunk 20 year old in Norway but i guess this site has brought us here for the same reason. I believe in you. I'm not a good christian man, but i will pray for you today.

>> No.9151741

Sup bros
Just started my evening
Anyone seen smirnoffbro recently? Are you there smirnoffbro?

>> No.9151754
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>>9151689
my brother and sister are both junkies and my alcoholism really took off when we all lived together earlier this year. i'd go to therapy and talk to friends about it, but unless a person has been through loving a family member who is emotionally and mentally withdrawing and becoming increasingly strange and difficult to deal with, you'll still feel alone.

the best thing to happen to me was getting away from them. don't take every single one of their phone calls. if you rely on them for money, try to be nice when you get the money, but immediately cut off your thoughts about them. the drama will never, ever stop until the day your dad or mom's boyfriend get sober or are dead, and even with sobriety, it doesn't really stop. you just need to get some space, whether you're drinking or not. it needs to be your life you're living or destroying and they shouldn't be mixed into it.

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>>9150927
>posts picture of suicidally depressed dysfunctional alcoholic who ruins everyones lives continually

Bretty ironic.

>> No.9151784

At work again, first day sober after relapsing this weekend. Only got one contact lenses so basically blind in.one eye, gonna be a rough day. Luckily drunk me last weekend ordered new contacts so I'll have them tomorrow if all goes to plan. Still feel like shit tho.

>> No.9151790

Last week I got wasted and went to a Mexican restaurant. I don't remember it but apparently I was wielding a huge Bowie knife and threatening people. The cops were called but I was gone before they arrived. The only reason I found out all this happened was because the next day, helicopter and 6 car cops showed up for totally other reason and they ran all the tags on our cars here and recognised my tag when the name came up. I guess the Mexican restaurant ppl got my tag and they ran it when they called about me? Idk but holy shit I need to stop drinking before someone dies and I go to prison.

>> No.9151834

>drank at least a six pack of high ABV beers every night for a couple years
>stopped drinking completely for 3 weeks
>went out with friends on Friday night
>had 3 beers
>haven't had a drink since then
>feels good

>> No.9151841

>>9151834
didn't you feel the urge to pick up a cheeky bottle of vodka or something three beers in?

i'm fucked once i get going.

>> No.9151845

>>9151834
Proud of you.

>> No.9151847
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9151847

Can't stop thinking about the case of yuenglings stashed in my closet while at work.

>> No.9151854

>>9151784
Dont let a bump in the road turn into a hole in the ground

>> No.9151855

The wagon to hell is on full speed, once again

>> No.9151860

>>9151855
I'm gonna use this saying.

>> No.9151899
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>mfw i started getting into coffee again in my sobriety to have at least some sort of substance in my bloodstream

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Salad, mixed fruit, lemon chicken with rice and broccoli, sweet tea

Not bad for hospital food

>>9151709
Thank you.

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ny mother woke me up an hour earlier than i usually wake up before job.
Turns out i had vomitted inn my sleep. Pretty spooky, luckily i slept on my side but damn its been a long time since ive been this ashamed.
As you can Imagine, it was awful at work and i smelled like vomit.

>> No.9151951

only had 6 beers
only 4 beers left
stores closed

>> No.9151954

>>9151913
You're doing a good job, Hunter. Proud of you

>> No.9151961

>>9151913
any idea when you're getting out hospitalbro?

>> No.9152055
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>>9151951
I hate that feel

>> No.9152068

>>9151044
12 pm( or is it 1???) on Sunday's

>> No.9152080

>>9151508
The sugars

>> No.9152086

>>9151951
Time them so you will end drinking 1 hour before stores open

>> No.9152092

>>9151951
Honestly, wait until your current buzz starts to die down and you get that "i need a drink" craving
Then shotgun all four beers, and try to pass out before you sober up

>> No.9152121

>>9150784
I used to drink a lot went completely sober for a year then drank socially. It's been 10 years now, I've had maybe ten to twelve incidents where I over drank in those ten years, so not bad.

But I have had a dope bender, and also consumed thousands of dollars of bud in a few years period of time.

Haven't gotten addicted to anything. In fact, I am on prescription painkillers and muscle relaxers, and the latter is screwing my brain up so bad that I really can't continue with the script.

>> No.9152129

>>9151961
Probably 10 days to 2 weeks

>> No.9152144

>>9152121
>I've had maybe ten to twelve incidents where I over drank in those ten years, so not bad.
waking up bloody in a different town sort of incidents or stumbled a bit in front of friends incidents?

>> No.9152157

>>9152144
Just plain over drank and woke up with a headache.

Except one incident where I had a horrible blackout flashback to an assault and broke a television.

>> No.9152161

I want the winebuzz forever without any of the consequences desu. It's the only time I ever feel alive

>> No.9152280

>>9151741
not for the past two threads. ever since he said he was going cold turkey.

>> No.9152281

>>9151841
Fortunately, we started the night pretty late, so the bar closed after I'd only had 3 and I don't have any alcohol at home, so I just went to sleep. It may have been a different story if we'd started the night earlier.

>>9151845
Thanks, anon.

>> No.9152299

>>9152161
Synthetic alcohol can't come quick enough

>> No.9152311

it's hot today so i'm debating either getting 18 light beers or make screw drivers. what can i eat if i decide on drinking screwdrivers? is it just brekafast foods that go okay with them?

>> No.9152400

>>9152311
I never understood how people can mix with citrus for more than one or two drinks. So much acid, drinking neat feels less damaging.

>> No.9152431

>>9152311
If you must drink I suggest gin and tonucs or Bubba Watsons on a hot day

Throw some cheeese, cold cuts, fruit, honey and crackers on a big platter, maybe with some peanuts or chips and salsa

Lots of ice water

>> No.9152452

>>9151091
Dry alkies are still alkies Anon.
Normies can't go from not drinking for months to downing a bottle per day in 2 days, that's what I did each time I fell of the wagon.

>>9151689
>i don't have the worst life so i shouldn't be depressed
That's retarded. She's confusing depression, a real illness, and being sad/pissed at life.
See a doctor, depression doesn't go away by itself, you need medical attention.

>>9151602
>22m
Congrats Anon.

>>9151784
Don't you have emergency glasses?
Good luck on your sobriety Anon.

>>9151855
On the wagon is sober, off the wagon is drinking.

>>9152161
Try weed.

>>9152280
He posted another one a day or two after that. He said it hurt to keep his eyes open, and was ready to go.

>>9152299
It's called benzodiazepines, and it's not better than booze.

>> No.9152478

>>9152452
>It's called benzodiazepines, and it's not better than booze.
It is in terms of damage to the body.

>> No.9152515

>>9152452
>On the wagon is sober, off the wagon is drinking.

Yeah I can never remember it, which is why I came up with the thing I said in the post you quoted, it leaves no confusion.

>> No.9152520

>>9151184
Scotland?

>> No.9152526
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>didn't die in my sleep
>wake up
>remember my gf cheated one me

>> No.9152570

>>9152520
Baltics

>> No.9152581
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>go to store
>cashier bantering with customers
>doesnt even say hi to me
I can never go back

>> No.9152584

>>9152526
>my gf
>not my ex

>> No.9152595

>>9151036
socal its 2am-6am so its 4 hours of waiting if I decide to drink all night.

>> No.9152628

Anybody wake up and think you're at work until around 20 seconds later you realise you're not and go back to sleep?

>> No.9152656

>>9152400
>>9152431
ended up buying beer because of what you said about the citrus, agreed. also ended up getting cheese and crackers before reading your comments lol thanks though cheers

>> No.9152675

>>9152628
When I blackout I wake up thinking I lost something like a wallet/keys so I frantically check my pockets and my room for my cash or whatever. It's just a side affect of drinking, that fear isn't really based on anything in reality.

>> No.9152697

>>9152431
what's a bubba watson?

>> No.9152785

>>9152697
1 part vodka
1 part pink lemonade
Sprite to taste

Stirred over ice, lime garnish

>> No.9152841

>>9151768
>dysfunctional

I wish I was as functional as him.

>> No.9152873

>>9152841
The only functional thing about him was that he managed to make some good money for a few years until his drinking escalated.

>> No.9152885

>tfw job interview tomorrow

I just want to get wasted ;_;

>> No.9152891

>Former True Blood star Nelsan Ellis' family says his heart failure death was brought on by alcohol withdrawal

>> No.9152911

>>9152891
i thought it was the massive amounts of coke he did

>> No.9152919

>>9152478
Until you try to quit. Alcohol and benzos are the only 2 drugs where lethal withdrawal symptoms are common

>> No.9152920

>>9152891
f

>> No.9152929

>>9152919
Sure, but alcohol eats away at your intestines while you're still using.

Alcohol really is one of the worst drugs.

>> No.9152931

so we can safely assume that smirnoffbro is dead right?

>> No.9152938

>>9152919
You forgot opiates, i.e. heroin.

>> No.9152947

>>9152929
yeah and long term benzo abuse(over 5 years) will give you alzheimers or dementia in your 40s-50s.

>> No.9152948

>>9152931
I hope he is. that's no way to live.

>> No.9152954

>>9152938
Nope not lethal w/d

>> No.9153034

>>9152891
>>9152931
f

>> No.9153093

Guys I'm really thinking about doing a few beers a night but I know it won't be a few why is the brain such a fucking cunt. I know it will end bad yet I subconsciously justify the thought of it. Alcohol isn't good for me why can't I just live life without it.

>> No.9153169

>>9150784
So I'm 3 days dry and right now my heart beat feels really uneven in my chest. Like having a palpitation almost every other beat. I feel my pulse at my throat and it is pretty much just constant, normal, but I'm getting these feelings in my chest.
Does anyone identify with this at all? I've felt like this for a few hours now and nothing bad has happened.

>> No.9153182

>>9153169
3 days might not be enough w/d time. Some people don't feel ok for 5. And even then you won't feel great. Just not bad.

>> No.9153190
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How does it make you feel that /ck/s shit al/ck/ threads, are just depressing addicts talking a bunch of bullshit yet for the past 2 days /r9k/ has had the best drinking threads on the site where everyone is having a great time while getting more shit faced.

Why cant you be more fun /ck/?

>> No.9153195

>>9152931
either that or scooped up by an emergency service and hospitalised.

but i'm guessing the former.

>> No.9153199

>>9153190
sounds like /r9k is a bunch of normie lightweights.

>> No.9153203

>>9153190
>/r9k/
>best drinking threads
Absolutely wrong, I've seen them.

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>>9153203
>>9153199

Well at least nobody complains about the shakes and how shit their life is from drinking like geez you guys are pussys man. Suck it up and get drunk and have fun, I guess the image for all these threads implys you guys dont have fun tho

>> No.9153247

>>9153233
Alright dude, see you back here when party time's over.

>> No.9153249

>>9153233
>Well at least nobody complains about the shakes and how shit their life is from drinking like geez you guys are pussys man.
If drinking is fun you drink like a pussy.

>> No.9153260

>>9153249
It's kind of more like if you think drinking in moderation is fun, you drink like a pussy. I mean I know what kind of person I am, but seriously for all those normies who just like have 1-2 beers and just leave it, what? It only makes sense to go hard in the paint for the full effect to me or just don't even bother with drinking, period.

>> No.9153264

>>9153233
Drinking stops being fun for legit alkies. We get sober, drink ourselves to painful early deaths, ruin relationships, go to jail....

>> No.9153336

>tfw used to drink all day every day
>now I only drink when I'm with friends
>I have no friends

4 months sober :)

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>>9153247
>>9153249
>>9153260
Wtf are you guys talking about? Im 27 and have been drinking since 18, if im drinking im doing at least 15 or so shots and I have a blast every time. The day before yesterday I had 13 shots and then drank a 6 pack of beer, woke up and went to work fine.
Idk if its because Ill take a day or 2 break in between getting shit faced but why the hell would you drink if you dont enjoy it? If you feel yourself getting addicted you dont drink in the mourning to "keep the hangover/shakes at bay" You man up and deal with that shit.

You say that other people drink like pussys but isn't it being a pussy drinking continuously running from withdrawal and not facing it head on?

>> No.9153360

>tfw live in a college town
>started going out every night and getting hammered when I was 21
>meet a bunch of cool friends my age and we all go out every night and hang out and get shitfaced
>slowly over the years they all graduate and move away
>realize I am now 27 and surrounded by 21-23 year olds that I don't even know
>still go out and get shitfaced every night even though everyone I know has moved on with life

>> No.9153377

>>9152919
You forget GHB

>> No.9153386

>>9153346
'facing withdrawal head on', especially repeatedly, leads to brain damage and kindling.

also, being a weekend warrior for nine years is nothing.

>> No.9153409

>>9153377
True, sorry. Some said opiates but I'm not so sure about that one. If heard it it feels like dying but is relatively low risk.

>>9153360
Welcome to the beginning of the end

>> No.9153446

>>9153346
Why even bother making a post like this? Obviously you have no understanding of what most of these people are going through telling someone to "man up" is going to only make them feel even worse when they fail. The only proven safe method is tapering off, just don't be a dick or at least have a modicum of self awareness.

>> No.9153465

>>9150946
Yeah it does, same with losing weight, just gotta stop being fat.

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4 lokos in the house

>> No.9153524

>>9153502
fukken saved

i love getting drunk and watching comedy bang bang

>> No.9153535

>>9153524
What's that show about?
I love drinking and playing. It helps me unwind

>> No.9153580

>>9151508
I can't even get a buzz from sweet stuff like strawberritas and shit even though it's higher abv than beer. I don't understand it.

>> No.9153587

>>9153535
its like a mix of a satirical talk show and a sketch comedy show

every ep has a real celebrity guest (clark gregg, aimee mann, john hamm, eric andre) and a gag one where someone's pretending to be something ridiculous like an advocate for little boys who don't want to be spanked.

its also got a bunch of "segments" that are just funny sketches, like leaving a cell phone in a public place and filming what strangers do when they see it

also the birthday boys keep showing up

oh yeah and weird al

i recommend to anyone who like sketch comedy

>> No.9153629

>>9153409
I think the greatest risk for junkies is dehydration from all the puking and diarrhea.

That and overdosis if they relapse.

>> No.9153655

tfw you realized you've mastered the art of opening cans quietly

anyone ktf

>> No.9153661

>>9151091
Sorry nigger didn't realize you were here making the rules now

>> No.9153670

>>9153661
That's fine, just don't come back

>> No.9153672

>>9151508
Try stronger beers. I like IPA or darker lagers at 7-7.5% down them in less than a minute to get a buzz I don't get from lower alcohol beers

>> No.9153677

>>9151689
Are you an alcoholic? There are treatments for depression that work dude. Get help

From an alcoholic who is not depressed

>> No.9153683

>>9153655
Yeah mate, I even exclusively buy beer with quiet ring pulls to further enhance my ninja drinking ability

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>tfw got drunk and made a pitcher of these with the last of my vodka
it's all I can drink these days

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Two weeks sober today.

It's getting easier.

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>>9150784

>Blacked out and woke up to this.
That's ok I'm bet I have plenty of blood.

>> No.9153728

>>9153346
Dude it's fine, I'm glad you haven't gotten yourself addicted to alcohol, but all the same you just don't know what you're talking about. That's all. No hard feelings.

>> No.9153735

>>9153715
Looks more like red wine stain.

>> No.9153736

>>9153715
at least you didn't shit yourself earlier

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>>9153736
forgot pic

>> No.9153742

>>9153683
I don't think we have those in my country

>> No.9153746

>>9153742
Nah just normal cans, but some pssssst open quieter than others

>> No.9153747

>>9153741
nigga what the fuck

>> No.9153750

>>9153655
Yes.

It took a little practice but it's almost silent now.

Not any louder than a sigh and a sniffle.

>> No.9153764

>>9153735
Nope, was blood on my word. I don't want to derail but Its weird I only had like five beers and 5 shots I put away way more then that but the whole walk home is black and I woke up with a fucking hole in my stomach.

Said I was gonna stop drinking for a bit that went out the window right fucking quick. Tullamore Dew.

>>9153741
Cheers dude. We're gonna make it.

>> No.9153791

>>9153715
I've had some blood on my sheets before and this looks more like a drink to me. I'm not calling you a liar though, I'm just saying.

>> No.9153797

>>9153764
What did you do about the hole in your stomach? Or are you talking about an ulcer?

>> No.9153912

>>9153797
Puncture wound, I sprayed it with peroxide, wrapped it with gauze. Went to the doc and it was fucking deep enough to puncture my abdominal wall. Didn't fuck with any of the organs or I'd be shitting in a bag probably.

At least I didn't shit the bed.
>>9153741

>> No.9153944

>gf moves in with me
>promise her I'll cool it with the liquor
>promise to cut down to three beers a night
>been pouring my beers into glasses and adding vodka to them when she isn't looking
>got bottles hidden around the house
>She's going to notice eventually.

>> No.9153946

>>9153747
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16FWHN6KDuN

I don't think this is healthy

>> No.9153950

>>9153944
see this is why you dont make promises

>> No.9153959
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>>9153946

>> No.9153973

>>9152954
Man I alcohol withdrawals will kill you. Your magnesium can get so low you will start having seizures and dysrhthmias. I have had a few patients with it. I personally haven't lost one to it yet, but I've heard about it happening on many occasions.

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>>9153946
I could feel the sound...

>> No.9154001

>>9153686
congrats. no small victory..

>> No.9154008

I drink about a pint of vodka every 3 days or so... not sure about you guys but I'm sure I have a lot of you beat..

>> No.9154009

>>9153973
was replying to opiate withdrawal post

>> No.9154025

>>9154009
Ah, sorry friend. You are indeed correct then.

>> No.9154026

>>9153912
Holy shit man, glad you are alright from that at least.

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>>9154008
>a pint of vodka in 3 days
are you trying to make me laugh?

>> No.9154067

>>9154001
Thanks, senpai.

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>>9154008

>> No.9154088

>>9153587
I like weird al! Ill check it out!!thanks friend!haha

>> No.9154132

Degenerates.

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>>9151847
>Can't stop thinking about the case of yuenglings stashed in my closet while at work.
Finally made it home to those younglings baby! Tore up playing DragonBall XENOVERSE. Feels good mab

>> No.9154169

>>9154153
bet you only buy yuengling cause it sounds asian you weeaboo faggot

>> No.9154206

>>9154034
No.. I drink a pint of vodka, wait 3 days drink another pint etc... that's like 20 drinks a week...

>> No.9154214

>>9154206
you don't belong in this thread unless you drink a pint of vodka in 3 hours breh

>> No.9154218

>>9152891
Damn, that hits hard. Reading about how he died during withdrawal, it's like he too knew the pain that we are all suffering through. Just goes to show that alcoholics come in all forms - even famous, successful people can go through this. I really hope he's at peace now, it's a shame he had to die that way and at only 39.

>> No.9154231

>>9152891
nigga didnt taper

>> No.9154236

>>9152931
I do not wish that he's dead, but I think that's what he wanted. I just hope he's found some peace, whatever form that is. I feel weird saying that but I think you all know what I mean.

>> No.9154246

>>9153093
I know that feel. It's like something in your brain isn't working properly...like you can almost feel it and recognize it

>> No.9154264

>>9153233
/r9k/ is basically all of us here before it became a problem. They'll get there eventually. Then they'll come here. That's the cycle.

So yea, they're children. Does that come as a shock to anyone?

>> No.9154280

>>9153346
>You say that other people drink like pussys but isn't it being a pussy drinking continuously running from withdrawal and not facing it head on?

Oh, trust me, we have faced withdrawal head on. A pussy wouldn't be able to deal with that the way so many of us have. It's tons of fun, you should try it sometime when you're not bragging about how many shots you have the way a college freshman does.

>> No.9154390

>>9153409
You can seize from heroin withdrawal albeit uncommon, u can die if it's bad enough

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>>9154169
I buy it because the brewery close to my house and cheap as shit
and it sounds like babby Asian jedi

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9154484

What's the easiest way to obtain liquor as a 19 year old "minor"?
I've got no friends over 21

If I go outside a liquor store and hand a homeless man $45 to get me two 1.75L bottles of vodka, how likely is it that he'll actually come through?

>> No.9154494

>>9154484
I'd tell you not to end up like the sad cunts in this thread, but you're 19 so you'd ignore that. Instead: Make some friends over 21, you fucking faggot.

>> No.9154514

>>9154484
walk in and be confident

if they ask for ID, scoff and say you're 24

but srsly don't start drinking

>> No.9154629

>>9154484

>19 y/o punk gives me 45$
>get him 2x 10$ handles of worth of bottom shelf

I'm a nice guy

>> No.9154673

>>9154484
Just walk into any store, buy alcohol, act like you don't expect them to ask for your ID and If they do reach into your pocket and pull out your ID-less wallet (leave it in the car) and say shit sorry I left it at home .
Leave, try elsewhere

>> No.9154688

>>9153409
>feels like dying
Nah, smack is easy to ditch compared with booze. I just lay in bed with my eyes closed for 4-5 days and it's done. Booze on the other hand? If I wasn't vomiting so hard and incapable of walking for more than about 30 seconds, I'd run fucking screaming into the woods and hope to be eaten by a bear.

>> No.9154690

>>9154484
very likely. but you need to do some online price checking to get a ballpark of what you will spend

>> No.9154721

>can't drink anymore because of an ulcer
>went brought the worst of withdrawals in march
>drank for a week in June, didn't care for it because of digestive issues
Did I make it bros?

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>tfw your handle is more than halfway gone within 8 hours

>> No.9154725

>>9154132
>kill everyone who isn't me
Keep /pol/ in /pol/. Fool.

>> No.9154730

>>9154724
so like 2 drinks every hour?

>> No.9154731

>>9154721
So far so good but you can always slip back into hell within a few days of heavy drinking.

>> No.9154734

>>9154730
are you retarded?

>> No.9154735

>>9154731
I hope not. Even after that one week, I felt like shit. I suppose the worst an alcoholic can get is when even that doesn't stop you from getting drunk. Maybe the ulcer let me dodge a bulket.

>> No.9154742

>>9154735
Whatever happens, try and pick yourself back up very fast if you ever end up drinking again. Dont let it all go really bad.

>> No.9154748

Been drinking only once a week for a month now. Feels good.

>> No.9154762

Just spent the entire night convinced that there was a box next to me which contained 2 tigers and a tarantula. Scared the shit out of me and took maybe 15 minutes after waking to realise that it was untrue. (I.e the length of time it took for the booze breakfast to begin taking effect)
I... I mean... just... why?
That wasn't nice.

>> No.9154766

>>9153655
haha yeah

I drink on the bus whenever I'm on a double decker, I've perfected breaking the seal with my sleeve over the opening to muffle the initial crack, then working it the rest of the way open without making any noise.

people drink on the top of the double decker bus all the time, I'll often hear someone just open a can like normal and it makes me shake my head. If you're gonna drink in public at least be subtle about it

>> No.9154768

Been slowly tapering to 1/16th of a mg of kpin lads. This is going to be my first night without, I hope. I have to go back to work in 10 days.

>> No.9154774

Who here fluctuates weight like a motherfucker? I'm really self conscious about being twink status so I do a lot of working out, eating like crazy, doing weight gainer. So I will do this and go from 6ft 140lbs to 150lbs even 155lbs in like a week of hard work. Then I say "I can have a couple of tall boys and be fine" then that immediately same day becomes drinking 25 or 30 beers, passing out, going to the liquor store when I wake up and downing 24-30 more beers, then repeat for a few more days. Then I'm 4 or 5 days without eating a single thing. And I weigh myself and I'm down to 130lbs just like that. All the progress gone.

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>tfw smoked turkey sandwich with bacon, cheese, and white BBQ sauce just waiting for me to tear it up when i get sufficiently drunk

>> No.9154800

"You're such a hideous, mental, mess.

So disturbed and rotten.

You are clearly never going to leave.

I think it's time I disappear for good.

Get rid of this email [address] once and for all.

It's not even my name any more. [she got married]

It's time I cut the final tie."

I can't fucking breathe properly
I've got NO remaining way to contact her

THIS BENDER IS GOING TO BE SURREAL

>> No.9154809

Lol wow you guys are a bunch of pussies... no wonder the white race is going extinct.. listen, Vikings drank all day every day, and they got what the wanted.. the fact is drinking is what makes white people superior.. Asians may be smarter, but they can't hold their liquor because their liver can't handle the bants..

>> No.9154810

>>9154800
Dude, get over it. Seriously. One nice lay and cuddle would get you over her in .00005 seconds.

>> No.9154815

>>9154800
fuck that bitch

just settle down, you'll get over it broski. it happens to everyone at one time or another

>> No.9154820

>>9154810
It's been 5 years since I saw her last. She moved away and won't tell me to where. I've had sex since... never a relationship because frankly I don't want anyone else, but forced myself to at least try sex.
Couldn't even cum.
Oneitis appears to be my thing.

>> No.9154823

>>9154815
I'll try. As usual. Thanks. For now though I'm getting VERY drunk.

>> No.9154837

>>9154823
Careful bro, have fun

>> No.9154838

>tfw dad has been drinking a shit ton for many years
>works in construction
>Went to work with him for a while
>he drink about 6-8 tallboys everyday
>not sure how long he has left
>Is 45yo
Is it worth talking to him about his alcohol consumption? I give him about 6-9 years left

>> No.9154839

>>9154820
>>9154823
fuck her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOaxEa5ONJw

that was my jam getting over oneitis, and i had it just as bad as you. just gotta accept it and work on finding someone else, even if it's just random bitches on POF or something for awhile

>> No.9154843

>>9154838
You could try, but getting an alcoholic to stop is nearly impossible. They truly have to want to.

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>>9154843
>Tfw dad will die

>> No.9154847

>>9154809
>>>/pol/

Back to your containment hugbox

>> No.9154851

>>9154809
>Vikings drank all day every day
and just look at them now

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>>9154846
Anon I don't know what to tell you.
I wish you both the absolute best.

>> No.9154870

Alc neuropathy could no be any more annoying.

>> No.9154873

>>9154870
Yeah the tingling and random stabbing pain fucking sucks heavy quantities of dicks.

>> No.9154875

>>9154870
Thiamine and Folic acid tablets

>> No.9154896

i cannot wait til i can smoke weed again. goddamn

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>>9154132
"Mom' I've finally posted on that wbesite"!
>>9154088

>> No.9154907

10 minutes
FUCK
LICENSING
HOURS.
Hurry the FUCK UP, BASTARD SPACE TIME CONTINUUM

>> No.9154926

>>9152931
>>9152948
>>9153034
>>9153195
>>9154236
whats his story?

>> No.9154931

>>9154907
>down half a fifth of vodka
>fuck a fatty in her ass
>drink other half on the way home on interstate
>it's 3 AM, feeling good, having fun singing in my car, no traffic
>stop to get a couple of tallboys to end the night
>SORRY WE CAN'T SELL THAT RIGHT NOW

ruined my night

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>>9154907
I've decided to walk.
Or, well, stumble.
Found some wild berries. About to start on this bottle and take 50mg of diazepam in an attempt to black out. second bottle of the morning, got some frosty jack's too.
It occurs to me now just approximately how much this is the activity of an insane/homeless man.
Nevertheless, I'm going to eat berries, drink poison and hit on every attractive girl who comes past..
God fucking help us all.
Good day all. Going to jail later I imagine.

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>>9154926
Easily the heaviest drinker on al/ck/. 38yo Brit dude who'd kill up to five bottles of vodka every day and who'd been drunk for something like 25 years. This is/was him.
RIP, SB.

>> No.9154950

>>9154942
damn thats insane. never understood how people can afford can afford this muxch alcohol. thank god im lightweight

>> No.9154961

who /emptiestheirgarbagecanincaseofpuking/ here

>> No.9154966

>>9154961
>not having a 5L dedicated puke bowl within grabbing distance at all times

>> No.9154973

Well i got drunk last night and managed to not talk to anybody

Holy fuck it feels good to wake up and not have to worry about the stupid or embarrassing shit you said

>> No.9154978

>>9154973
Ugh, I think we can all relate to that. God fucking dammit, EVERYONE hates me for constantly doing it

>> No.9154982

>>9154762
Withdrawals give nightmares and hallucinations. The delirium in delirium tremens.

>> No.9154986

>>9154973
>>9154978
yesyesyes.

It's horrible.

>> No.9154988

>>9154966
>not forgetting you yacked and leaving it to putrify in your trash for 2 months

>> No.9154996

>>9154988
>not just throwing trash out of the window because otherwise the entire fucking house end up mouldy and filled with houseflies
Get a load of this guy. Should I courtesy your majesty?

>> No.9155017

>>9154996
>courtesy, not curtsy
Fucking autocorrect. You know what I meant.
>>9154931
Why do they do it? I mean... it's said that it's done in attempt to make people drink less, but in fact it just makes me fucking FRANTIC for more.
Perhaps it's a cunning marketing ruse constructed by crafty millionaires in the alcohol industry.

>> No.9155039

>>9155017
think they just wanna piss you off so you wake up angry and wanna drink

fuckin jews

>> No.9155044

>>9155017
>>9155039
also, i couldn't buy alcohol on sundays here at all until a couple of years ago. complete bullshit

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>>9155044
It's painfully infuriating. Truly, deeply. I mean, I literally need the stuff, but "no". Sick of it. I've resorted to bribing shopkeepers.

>> No.9155082

>>9154931
It's funny how much you can accomplish in a single night but how you'll still get pissed if you can't have that nightcap you want at the end of it all. Been there.

>> No.9155155

>>9154950
He had insane amounts of credit card debt im pretty sure, poor guy. Never seen an actual photo of him until now, did anyone save the other photos he posted?

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>>9154926

>> No.9155180

>>9155051
i only know one place around here where that shit will fly, but they still don't stay open all night

>>9155082
it was the most fun i've ever had when drunk. i wasn't completely shitfaced or driving with one eye closed, it was the perfect drunk driving scenario, and i'll always have the story of fucking a fatty in her ass within an hour of meeting her, but those bitches that wouldn't sell me 2 beers killed it for me

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>drunk as shit
>4 sandwiches to eat
>first reaction image denied due to copyright violation

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>>9154926

>> No.9155291

>>9150784
a couple weeks clean for me. I have wanted some booze though. might go a couple more weeks and get a case and limit my drinking to every month or so

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>started getting withdrawal symptoms
>shaking a bit and feel like my body is going crazy
>it's morning here and I have to drink in order to feel better

Am I fucked?

>> No.9155321

>>9155306
Probably. I'm at the point where sometimes the drinking makes me feel kind of sick, but quitting makes me feel like I'm literally dying, and quick. I have to keep up a steady level of constant drinking just to physically function. Also, I shit every color in the rainbow pretty regularly, and in all kinds of interesting textures, too, but mostly just kind of powdery, and non-solid. I know this is killing me, but it feels much worse when I don't drink. It's kind of like a combination of The Long Walk and Speed, but with drinking instead of moving.

>> No.9155322

>>9155321
>the drinking makes me feel kind of sick
I actually seriously understated there. It actually makes me feel sick all the time, but a totally different kind of sick.

>> No.9155340

>>9155322
I'm scared about it honestly. I'm not quite at your point but I'm getting there. I felt like i was dying before I drank this morning and I actually realised that I had been drinking at least a couple drinks everyday for almost a month.

Have you tried cutting down gradually? I think I'm gonna quit drinking, this is starting to get fucked up for me

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>>9154774
>30 beers

What the actual fuck anon. Thats hardcore.

>> No.9155432

>>9155358
Before I quit 30 standard ABV beers wasn't shit to me. Barely enough to keep the shakes off for half a day.

>> No.9155454

>>9151036
The 24hr gas station next to my house sells booze at any time. Sometimes living in bongland is nice.

>> No.9155464

>>9155454
Let me buy your house please

>> No.9155484

If I could faceplant Katherine Ryan in the crotch and simply live there forever, I don't know that I'd ever need anything from life again. Withdrawal? Psh.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HavczFOgsfQ

>> No.9155495

OHHH ok, that's what seizures are like.
Yep, I'll be getting drunk now and killing myself if I feel that that'll happen ever again

>> No.9155507

>>9155432
Glad to hear that u quit anon. Stay strong.

>> No.9155560

>>9153655
I haven't, how the fuck?

>> No.9155605

>>9155306
>>9155321
This was literally me right before I checked myself into a detox last year.

>> No.9155641

Day 4. I keep thinking I should pick up a bottle on the way home today. It will be different this time. I'll keep it to 2 or 3 drinks a night.

>> No.9155655

Guys I'm so fucking mad. I ordered contacts this weekend to arrive today, and I have just checked my emails and the store says they have blocked from dispatch because I sent a message through their website as soon as I ordered saying to use another address (it was the same one I ordered with, the fucking retarded website has both the sign-up address and delivery address next to each other at check-out)

So I thin no big deal, they'll just ship the the address I sent, it's obviously a dumb mistake. Well no, because I just checked my emails and they've blocked dispatch asking for what fucking address I want it to be sent too.

Living off of 1 old contact lens whilst being legally blind for 3 days now. I was looking forward to these lenses so fucking much and my mental health isn't in the best spot as I'm trying to carry on being sober but at every turn I want a drink. I have work in 2 hours and I honestly can't see myself getting through it. I fucking hate everything.

>> No.9155683

26 days sober, still in the hospital but continuing to improve.

I hope everyone is doing ok.

>> No.9155723

do you guys think smoking some lmao will help staying sober or make it harder?

i'm not sure if having some other source of intoxication will decrease the desire to use alcohol for that purpose or if getting intoxicated will continue the cycle of wanting to get intoxicated in general.

>> No.9155734

>>9155723
When the weed runs out you will want to drink again probably at least for me it does. also fuck appchan x and 4chan x they've been fucking up recently

>> No.9155753

>>9155734
weed running out is not really a problem, am in the netherlands so it's as accessible as booze.

>> No.9155757

>>9154809
being 30 and drinking for 10 years straight I think i'm doing pretty good, vikings drank beer and mead or whatever the fuck , they didn't pound bottles of vodka or whisky everyday like some of the people in the thread. My grandfather would drink whisky throughout the day everyday and he lived into his 80s. it was normal to drink like that at one point, you just have to eat a lot/lots of water and be active at the same time.

>> No.9155760

>>9155723
I found that weed was very helpful for helping me quit.

The worst thing for me was the insomina when I tried to quit drinking. Weed really helped with that.

>> No.9155767

>>9151602
Why are you in physical therapy anon?

>> No.9155775

>>9155760
did you end up a stoner with a new dependence or was it easy to not get high after the worst of the booze deprivation was over?

>> No.9155777

>trying to get out of the habit of drinking so much
>amazon prime day has some amazing deals on alcohol
oh well that can wait til next week

>> No.9155779

>>9151602
>>9151702
Nevermind. That sounds terrible. I hope everything works out alright for you.

>> No.9155790

>>9151702
>When my liver and kidneys gave out I was put on life support for quite a while
Christ that is rough. How old are you and how much were you drinking to have that happen?

>> No.9155850

>>9154206
Trolls please leave

>> No.9155982

Omfg. Death by cop. That is my decision, I think. I've no weapon, can't wait for an exit bag option and just can't take any more.
My concern now is how the fuck to ensure that they shoot me in the head, not just fill my organs with red hot, exploding metal and it takes days.
This is horrific. This life is no good.

>> No.9156019

>>9155779
I walked 120ish feet yesterday and 135 today. It was good but now I hurt so much that I'm crying.

The nurse gave me 25mg of IV fentanyl. Is that a lot?

>> No.9156022

>>9155790
33 years old. A fifth a day or more for 10+ years

>> No.9156139

>>9153944
iktfb. i was drinking 8-10 beers a night but giving the impression that i was only having 2-3. was having to sneak beer in (you can see the front door from the living room) and stash it in the closet downstairs. then had to sneak off downstairs to chug beers throughout the evening. when she wasn't home, i'd gather the empties and dump them in the recycling at the apartment building next door. been sober almost 4 weeks now. feels nice to not be hiding anything anymore.

>> No.9156152

>>9155982
Are you black/non-white by any chance? I feel this would help in the matter if you're from the US. Other than that, you can try and assault a cop, it oughta work.But in the end, if you're too weak to commit suicide, you don't deserve the sweet and swift death you're looking for. Take control of your life at least for its later developments

>> No.9156154

>>9155641
Yes, today is the day you realized the method to control and enjoy your drinking. Cheers.

>> No.9156156

>>9155683
Getting any alc meds for cravings?

>> No.9156171

>>9156152
I'm white.
>>>/pol/ is thattaway. Go away.

>> No.9156174

>>9155982
Get to a hospital and ask for hell

>> No.9156183

>>9156022
Thats awful man, you are pretty young too. How are you feeling now? Will you be ok once you are out?

>> No.9156201

>>9151202
>Cisk lager

Thanks for reminding me what that beer was called that was literally everywhere when we went to Malta at our college trip many many years ago.
Yeah I remember it wasn't good. But on that trip I drank mostly Fosters because I wanted to feel special.
I guess I don't need to tell you that I knew literally nothing about beer back then.

>> No.9156227

I've been browsing /ck/ for years and I never actually read through an /alck/ thread. You guys are seriously depressing and I'm surprised to come across such a misery on a fucking cooking forum. But I guess I'm equally as fucked because there were only 3 days within the last 9 years where I haven't been smoking weed.

>> No.9156241

>>9156227
Wish I could say the same about my drug use. Alcohol rains hellfire down on your life. Weed gives you anxiety and a cough.

>> No.9156288

>>9155655
Stay strong anon, you can do it.

>> No.9156293

>>9156183
I feel pretty tired now bro. Fentanyl is a very powerful drug but at least my body does not hurt.

I've established contact with support groups for when I get out so I think I'll be ok.

>> No.9156309

>>9156293
Wish I had some fent. That stuff is fucking insanely potent. Makes heroin look like a 2mg diaz.

>> No.9156315

Tried getting In touch with smirnoff Bro, no response. I'm sad that he might be dead guys. At least he isn't suffering anymore.

>> No.9156359

>>9156309
I really hate it because it makes me very slow and iitchy all over but I was in so much pain I could move except to swear and sob like a bitch so....

>> No.9156367

>>9156359
*could not

>> No.9156373

>>9156174
metal as fuck

>> No.9156383

>>9153946
takes me back

>> No.9156391

>>9156359
>itchy
Yeah I do hate that. Cbf my total inability to sleep.
You'd think that opiates would send you to sleep, but I find it harder to sleep after .5 of heroin than I do after the same amount of cocaine.
I don't use drugs any more. Lethal. I'd love some professionally administered fent though, pain just no longer exists, and I'm a lot of it.

>> No.9156395

>>9156391
>cbf
Not sure how I managed to spell the word "plus" quite that unsuccessfully.

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>>9154966
I have a designated puke pitcher. Stainless steel with a handle, easily operated one handed. Just stick my face in there and scream acid.

>> No.9156415

>>9156315
Same. His phone has been off for two days. Looks bleak.

>> No.9156452
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>>9156391
It might be time for you to look into inpatient detox.

>> No.9156465

>>9156452
It'd be the fourth time, I just relapse

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>>9156452
My eyes are still too yellow>>9156465

>> No.9156483

>>9156465
>I just relapse

You need to get the fuck away from whatever town/group of friends/family that keeps dragging you down.

>> No.9156487

>>9156472
Jaundice is genuinely terrifying, and a proper sign that you're in trouble.
Which seems not to matter when you relapse and that warming alcohol glow stops you from giving a fuck.
Anon please be very careful, you know you're in real danger, buy some diazepam from the deep web if you have to. Anything.

>> No.9156499

>>9156483
I know. It's not easy though dude. I'm trying.
Irritatingly though, I could move to another fucking galaxy and still miss 'her' so much that wild horses probably couldn't drag me away from the bottle.

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who here /brassmonkey/?

>> No.9156525

>>9156518
I never understood why you would do this, it's just more liquid to drink and extra sugar. I'd just get another 40 or a tallboy.

>> No.9156555

>>9156525
I usually add some vodka to bring the ABV up to ~8%. The main reason I like brass monkeys is because I got habituated to drinking so many of them in college

>> No.9156592

>>9152595

you guys have 24hr packies?

>> No.9156612

>>9156487
I'm constantly reminded of close I came to dying, hard to forget after nearly a month.

Once I'm out I plan to refuse any and all mind altering drugs except those prescribed and monitored by my doctors.

>> No.9156629

>>9156612
I hope your intentions become a reality. I really do.
Good luck, brother.

>> No.9156651

>>9156472
Thanks for posting real stuff like this. Helps the rest take a step back.

>> No.9156663

>>9154942
Where did you get that pic from

>> No.9156665

>>9156663
It was posted here months ago

>> No.9156670

>>9156315
what's his number? I live near London

>> No.9156676

>>9155495
What was your experience and how did you feel right before it happened?

>> No.9156692

>>9156676
I began to feel very scared and sick, I thought of/saw/hallucinated truly petrifying things, then kind of, I don't know, stopped being conscious. Now fucking everything hurts and I'm probably traumatised for fucking life. Don't care if I die from liver failure, I am not letting that happen again.

>> No.9156694

>>9156472
jesus christ lad, looks like the eyes of some deep african desert negro

>> No.9156698

>>9154935
>>9154950
Correct me if I'm wrong because I'm relatively new to these threads but didn't he do porn or something and made a nice bit of money and had a nice place, just kept selling his house for a worse one...he said he was looking to end up in a shed by the endofit

>> No.9156704

>>9156698
>porn

first I've heard of it but I'm relatively new to this general. I'd like to watch some SB porn though

>> No.9156707

>>9156698
He profited off of porn websites in the 90s and then kept selling down like you said. That's what I remember him saying.

>> No.9156744

>>9156315
How do you guys contact him? I really hope he is ok, with any luck he is in detox hence no contact. I hope he isn't kill

>> No.9156756

>>9156472
Fuck me, does that go away? Can you go back to normal without a liver transplant provided you stay off the booze?

>> No.9156787

>>9156663
Yeah, it will go away and no I don't need a transplant but I can never drink again.


Quit while you're still young.

>> No.9156809

>>9156787
I'm glad to hear that you will be ok eventually, sounds horrible what you are going through. Think I will back off a bit, the thought of that terrifies me

>> No.9156831

>>9156787
nigga you look about 50 years old

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>>9156831
I know.

I'm glad I hurt myself so badly. It was the wake up call I needed

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>>9155358
I do better with the tallboys, I drink them much slower. The 12 oz cans I usually drink in a single sip. So 30 racks get me into trouble. Within an hour of getting home from the beer store I pound like 12-20 of them. Then pass out. Then wake up feeling alright and finish the rest before midnight so I can go get more before the beer store closes again. At this pace it only takes about 3 days until I'm certain I will die and I lay in bed sweating for about 48 hours before my brain can even function at 1%. It's awful. Why can't I just drink like a normal person?! I always say "I'll just get two tall boys" and they're $2.99 each and a 30 rack is $13.99 how can I say no to that?

U guys like my shirt?

>> No.9156872

>>9156851
Jesus Christ that's a lot of yellow
Please do not keep doing it to yourself >>9156856
>censored face
Ah cmon anon, got much to lose?
And yes it's a nice shirt.

>> No.9156895

>>9156851
Fucking hell, I remember you posting this pic a while back and I thought you were a paki because of your skin complexion...

>> No.9156916

>>9156472
Best of luck, man.
I know it's not easy.

>> No.9156994

>>9156472
Jesus mate. Get better brother.

>> No.9156997

So how far gone is everyone here? I am 25, been drinking almost daily since I was 21. Started with a bottle of wine a night, now on almost a 70cl of spirit a day. Some nights I drink less, probably take a day or 2 off per month. 2 bottles of gin lasts me 3 days, figure I need to get off this fucking ride before it is too late. Stopped being fun a few months ago.

>> No.9157003

>>9155655
Get glasses for the next time you lose a len.
Maybe they have cheap ugly ones in pharmacies, depending on what you need.

>>9155723
It helps me a lot.
It can be a bit hard to only smoke/vape at night to sleep, and not all day, but I now use pure CBD during the day for that.
Netherlands traditionally has high THC weed to get the highest the fastest, idk if they made the switch to more "medical" stuff yet. At least it's easy to know what strain you're getting.
>>9155775 The idea is to switch addiction for a less bad one, possibly one with no negative repercussion. I can't say if you'll be an all day stoner or if you can use reasonably. But it's less addictive than alcohol.

>>9156171
According to the whole black life matters thing, he's right.

>>9156612
>Once I'm out I plan to refuse any and all mind altering drugs except those prescribed and monitored by my doctors.
That's a good plan, the hard part is sticking to it.
Just take care of stupid docs. There are some who just don't give a fuck. Read the notice to check everything, and use google just in case.

>>9156692
You need to taper. Or do benzo and taper them.

>> No.9157012

>>9155655
>and I honestly can't see myself getting through it
heh

>> No.9157093

>>9157003
>Netherlands traditionally has high THC weed to get the highest the fastest, idk if they made the switch to more "medical" stuff yet. At least it's easy to know what strain you're getting.
I think we've been getting more balanced out strains lately. There's also a lot of traditional hash around (Moroccan, Afghan, Lebanese, Nepalese, et cetera) which tends to be pretty mellow.

>> No.9157252

New thread?

>> No.9157266

>>9156156
No, my liver is not healthy enough for any of that stuff. Fortunately I have no cravings.

>> No.9157377

Anyone else felt strong decrease in sexual lust after quitting ? I used to be a horny machine, especially on hangovers, but now i'm like meh. Could be the age, I just turned 26,

>> No.9157402

>>9157377
Same here.

>> No.9157512

>>9157377
I've been tapering for a month and 48 hours clean now and have hardly masturbated. The thought of doing it now worries me that I'll have a heart attack.

I'm 24.

>> No.9157580

>>9157578

new