/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9143789]

Discuss the practicality of owning a kitchen beetle

[Anonymous No.9143794]

you can eat it

[Anonymous No.9143795]

>>9143789
Another example

[Anonymous No.9143796]

>>9143789
mexico, pls go

[Anonymous No.9143804]

Cute

[Anonymous No.9143844]

>>9143796
>paper walls
thems nips

[Anonymous No.9143854]

>>9143795
he attac

[Anonymous No.9144009]

[Anonymous No.9144037]

At first I thought it was some pasta measuring device, humorously designed like a beetle. BRB got my million dollar idea

[Anonymous No.9144048]

>>9144009
How fucking strong IS that bro????

[Anonymous No.9144064]

Why would you ever need a beetle ever. I need examples. If good enough I will seek out and purchase one of these kitchen bug pets, so when friends come over they can be impressed by my oh so random behavior and odd buying habits lel

[Anonymous No.9144083]

Do you go through a lot of these? They only live for a few weeks, I find replacing them to be quite costly.

[Anonymous No.9144088]

>>9143789
Tell us more about your pet beetle. What type of care do they need? How often do you have to feed it? What does it eat? Does it live in a cage?

[Anonymous No.9144140]

>>9144064
It can bring spaghetti
It can pass you the peeler
It can hold the knife

[Anonymous No.9144274]

>>9144048
Some beetles can hold 850 times their weight.

[What eat now /ck/? No.9145197]

>>9144140
It can turn food red.

[Anonymous No.9145200]

>>9144009

provide more images

[Anonymous No.9145207]

White people are fuckimg crazy
Don't go shooting up a school fuckers.

[Anonymous No.9145276]

>>9144009
oh my lord

[Anonymous No.9145346]

>>9144140

Can it pass butter?

[Anonymous No.9145365]

>>9145207
It's a Japanese person and not even the OP's images.

Cool it with the race baiting.

[Anonymous No.9145830]

[Anonymous No.9145849]

Can you train it to turn the heat up and down on a stove or oven?

[Anonymous No.9145892]

>>9145849
sounds like ur more in the kitchen monkey market

[Anonymous No.9145910]

>>9145849
It can hold knives real good

[Anonymous No.9145916]

>tfw the kitchen beetle spoils your chicken a day early

[Anonymous No.9145920]

i fucking love when one of those beetles comes around. they are so much fun

[Anonymous No.9145949]

>>9144009

[Anonymous No.9145950]

>>9143789
>tfw you were the one who suggested the pasta image in the original /an/ thread
So this is what it feels like to be a successful producer.

[Anonymous No.9146503]

>>9145950
Well, Spike is a bro beetle.
Too bad he'll die soon. he's already 6 months old.

[Anonymous No.9146516]

>>9145207
>hurr white people durr

>>>/anywhereelse/

[Anonymous No.9146620]

>>9146503
Have you put your fingers in those pincers?

[Anonymous No.9147109]

>>9145346
Go away plebbit

[Anonymous No.9147157]

>>9143795
>boy he bout to do it

[Anonymous No.9147491]

>>9146503
His owner said he can live up to 3-4 years so here's hoping.

[Anonymous No.9147512]

>>9143789
How is it in cutting things? Can it slice pizza?

[Anonymous No.9147517]

>>9143789
wtf I want a kitchen beetle now.

[Anonymous No.9147563]

OP irl

[Anonymous No.9147568]

>>9144009

Fuck that beetle can lift. Practicality? Nigga,he is yo bodyguard

[Anonymous No.9147579]

>>9146503
NOOOOO

>tfw don't have qt /fit/ beetle to help around the kitchen
why live

but I have no idea what this is about, is there a story behind this?

[Anonymous No.9147582]

Well done, Kitchen Beetle.

[Anonymous No.9147748]

>>9144009
Nobody concerned what will happen if poor beetle bro can't hold on any longer? All he can do is let go. This is some saw-level deathtrap he's in here.

[Anonymous No.9147752]

>tfw no beetlebro to help with food prep

[Anonymous No.9147754]

>>9143795
>*metal starts playing*

[Anonymous No.9147759]

>>9143789
I have a spider who lives in my bathroom. He comes out when I brush my teeth. He's cool I guess.

[Anonymous No.9147764]

>>9147579
>qt beetle around the kitchen
if only I still had photoshop handy, there is some solid weeb potential here

[Anonymous No.9147769]

>>9147748
The owner said they actually had to pry it away from him. Insects can be mad strong anon.

[Anonymous No.9147778]

>>9143795

[Anonymous No.9147784]

>>9147563
>made in china
They seem useful, but I wonder if the quality is any good. Are they durable?

[Anonymous No.9147795]

>>9146516
>being a disgusting cumskin mayo
>>>/pol/
back to your safe space you go

[Anonymous No.9147831]

>>9147764

[Anonymous No.9147835]

>>9143795
RULES OF NATURE

[Anonymous No.9147838]

>>9147831
>you don't need to pay me onii-chaaan "><

[Anonymous No.9147848]

>>9147831
>w-what are we going to do in the kitchen anon :3

[Anonymous No.9147854]

>>9143795
>my face
>my soul

[Anonymous No.9147866]

>>9147831

[Anonymous No.9147885]

>>9147866

we are deviating too far from society

[Anonymous No.9147907]

>>9147885
>>9147866

we are indeed evolving
this isn't even its final form

[Anonymous No.9147928]

I already have a pantry chaffinch, what benefits would the beetle provide?

[Anonymous No.9148736]

>>9147835
well meme'd my friend.

[Anonymous No.9148739]

Why has here been such a surge of entertaining CK threads lately?

[Anonymous No.9148753]

Big deal, the beetle lifts. Meanwhile, I'm not in great shape but I have a girthy 7.5" dondelinger. He can lift all he wants, but I'm getting laid with minimum effort and he's probably a MGTOW permavirgin.

[Anonymous No.9148778]

>>9147835
my brain was just about to make it there myself, and then reading it gave me profound keks.

[Anonymous No.9148798]

>>9143789

Is it helping here, or attacking/eating the spaghetti?

[Anonymous No.9148824]

>>9148798
The way I understand the situation it tried to help OP in the kitchen by bringing spaghetti, dropped it because spaghetti wasn't designed for beetles and then out of embarrassment started swinging around a vegetable peeler and picked up the knife.

RIP OP

[Anonymous No.9148847]

>>9148753
>I have a big penis
Prove it >>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.9148962]

>>9143795

[Anonymous No.9148981]

>>9148824
MOE